/suicide/ - Suicide General

[Anonymous No.7184731]

Now that it came to this, let's discuss our suicide plans, tips and tricks for incoming weeks. To the Heaven!

[Anonymous No.7184935]

>>7184731
UK fag here, how difficult would it be me to get to the US and blow my brains out? No guns here and on a budget as well mind.

[Anonymous No.7184964]

Suicide is for cowars

Allah subhana wa tala has promised hell for those who commited suicide

[Anonymous No.7185038]

>>7184964
Neck urself sandnigger

[Anonymous No.7185061]

>>7184964
Punishing someone for suicide is the most idiotic thing for any divine being to do.

[Anonymous No.7185152]

Easy mode: lay facedown with your neck on the train tracks. Quick and painless.

God mode: get some cheese wire to hang yourself with. Super glue your hands to your head. When you jump, the cheese wire will slice through your neck and anyone who finds you will think you ripped your own head off

[Anonymous No.7185188]

>>7184731
Hey /biz/, /pol/ here. We all knew this was coming, but we're not going to waste time with "I told you so's" until later. We only ask that if you're going to an hero, can you at least try to take out a filthy fucking globalist on your way out? The higher up on the chain the better. K thnx, we'll leave you to your despair now.

[Anonymous No.7185221]

>>7184964
What happens after I fuck my 72 virgins? Will more virgins appear? Do they even have personalities? Were they humans from Earth? Is Islam just a ponzi scheme by Muhammad so he can fuck his best friends 10 year old daughter Aisha?

[Anonymous No.7185238]

Imagine you are dead and the price goes back up even higher than it ever was. Now that would be a double whammy, wouldn't it? And you couldn't even kill yourself a second time.

[Anonymous No.7185280]

>>7184935
Why use a gun when you can just use an exit bag?

[Anonymous No.7185405]

READ THIS BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF:
Please don't sell your crypto or give it away. Make sure it's gone for good, this helps the rest of us in the long run. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.7185464]

>>7185152
You have to set yourself on fire too, for maximum wtf.

[Anonymous No.7185492]

Death by self-inflicted throat fucking

[Anonymous No.7185493]

>>7185280
Living at home with parents so a huge canister of gas would be fucking alarm bells, I considered lying and saying I'd made it in crypto and rent a flat so I can off myself in it but I don't even have enough money to do that.

[Anonymous No.7185579]

>>7185493
If you're serious about suicide just get a loan for that, or fuck even just go outside in a park or something and use the exit bag there with a sign that says "suicide in progress, don't interrupt".

[Anonymous No.7185826]

>>7185579
Surely the loan debt would go on my parents? I think i've caused enough trouble for them, like I said it'd be hard to get the materials for the exit bag anyway, plus I'm pretty sure I read helium canisters arent 100% pure nowadays to stop exit bags and conserve helium supply.

[Anonymous No.7185861]

>>7185826
Killing yourself would also cause trouble for them in many ways. So why even kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.7185916]

>>7185061
But why

[Anonymous No.7185991]

>>7184731
Does anybody know where to buy cyanide pills?

I tried the deep web and learned that it's easier to hire a hitman or buy heroin than it is to buy cyanide.

[Anonymous No.7186021]

spending the money i would have used to buy more crypto to go japan, have fun, then die in the suicide forest

[Anonymous No.7186145]

>be white
>walk into nigger neighborhood
>stand in the middle of the street

there you go

[Anonymous No.7186247]

>>7185152
spray pain yourself pink for maximum effect

[Anonymous No.7186275]

It's only going up lads, get it while you still can

[Anonymous No.7186343]

>>7186275
>tfw didn't invest in suicide solutions

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.7186394]

>>7185221
> Is Islam just a ponzi scheme by Muhammad so he can fuck his best friends 10 year old daughter Aisha?

Fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.7186518]

>>7185826

If you're an adult, then your parents will not be liable for your debt unless they co-sign on the debt. There is no legality for anyone to pass your debt to them. They might try it, but your parents can just tell them to fuck off.

Friend of mine had her Dad die a few days after an ambulance had to take him to the hospital. The ambulance company tried to go after them for the cost of the ambulance ride which was like fucking $5K. Spoke with an attorney and they told me to ignore it because the guy who utilized it is dead. They're just fishing on the hopes the family thinks that the living family assumes the debts of the dead. Happens a lot.

[Anonymous No.7186645]

>>7184935
>>7185061
>>7185493
>>7185826
Do this, my man

[Anonymous No.7187248]

>>7186645

wtf did he do? I get he made chlorine gas but is it really that easy?

[Anonymous No.7187293]

>>7185061
Why? There should be a penalty for rage quitting.

[Anonymous No.7187462]

>>7187248
yup you can make amazing things with household chemicals.You can make napalm with just gasoline and styrofoam.

[Vidz what happened? No.7187560]

I live in the northern part of Scandinavia, so I'm planning to just take a bus to the edge of the wilderness and keep walking until I fall over and the harsh winter takes me, and I die of exposure.

[Anonymous No.7187564]

>>7187462
>>7187248
Who the fuck said he made chlorine?

[Anonymous No.7187607]

>>7185916
>>7187293
If you follow the autocratic view of god in Abrahamic religion then you believe that god puts you in the situation you are in, through either where you are born and your own personal features.

So if god puts you in a cold merciless world and you suffer so much that you override your natural instinct to survive and kill yourself then god will punish you further. Apparently I should be grateful for a life I never asked for, even if it was a painful and agonizing life.

>>7185861
I'm very young and without future prospect, I've seen what happens to people like me and I rather die before they grow to resent me, hopefully i'll die before they can fully realise i'm a failure.

>>7186645
I thought this was just a joke meme, it'd leave behind quite a dangerous mess though.

[Anonymous No.7187994]

>>7187607
You are committing sudoku, you are leaving around a mess anyway. I bet your parents would rather die melting in chlorine-soaked air than live after your suicide.

[Anonymous No.7188125]

>>7187994
Nah I have two older brothers, one of which is a super successful prodigy child who often gets headhunted by any tech company you can name, like I said i'd prefer to die with them thinking I could've been something great rather than them realising i'll never be anything.

[Anonymous No.7188226]

>>7188125
What do your brothers say about crypto?

[Anonymous No.7188311]

>>7188125
Just jump from a tall building or something, you faggot

[Anonymous No.7188364]

I can cash out now with $100k
I figure I can live pretty comfy for at least 10 years playing vidya and then kill myself when the money runs out. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.7188365]

>>7188226
The super successful one was one of those guys who had BTC on his hard drive way back in 2012 and then threw it away accidentally, he told me he just pretends he never had it to cope with the loss, I think he dabbled a bit in November but never went deep. He's a super smart chad though so he's far more content with his A* career. As for the other I have no clue, me and him never talk, he's almost a stranger to me, although I'm pretty certain he has no involvement.

[Anonymous No.7188427]

>>7188311
I live in the north of the UK, not many things here which are high enough to guarantee death let alone a painless one.

[Anonymous No.7188431]

>>7188125
>i'd prefer to die with them thinking I could've been something great
If they love you then they'll wonder what they did wrong and what they could've done different. This thought will haunt them every day. They'll live out the rest of their days riddled with guilt. If they didn't love you then they'll just think you were a selfish quitter who died a loser.

[Anonymous No.7188466]

>>7188364
I can't find any flaws with this plan.

[Anonymous No.7188488]

>>7188364
If I had 100K i'd go on an absolute mad one travelling the world before I killed myself, if you're gonna spend the money with no intent of carrying on go out on a bang.

[Anonymous No.7188527]

[Anonymous No.7188585]

>>7188431
Pretty sure my dad's already dead inside from his time serving in Bosnia, he didn't seem to show any emotional reaction to his father's death and even made a few jokes when one of our dog's died.
I'd feel bad for my mum but like I said she already has two good children, I was always the clingy mummy's boy.

[Anonymous No.7188606]

>>7184731
If you are going to commit suicide, you may as well give crime a whirl.

What is the most profitable criminal activity for someone who has nothing to lose? Drugs? Scamming? Stealing?

[Anonymous No.7188907]

>>7184731
Send me your bags

[Anonymous No.7189423]

>>7185405
THIS