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Don't say I didn't warn you

>> No.7158236

>>7158154

I know the owner of this place. He has massive stellar holdings. Nice way to shill

>> No.7158277
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7158277

>>7158154

On your way to India my friend? Very nice beaches here. Best in world.

>> No.7158325

>>7158154

Arkansas... god damn, I don't even recognize that mass of land as a state.

Sad fuckin life if you live there

>> No.7158338

>>7158154
>Year 2025
>Walk into coffee shop with my good friend, Chad
>Wagecuck cashier: "Okay sir that'll be $2.87 each!"
>Looks at my phone, see that I have option to pay with either XLM or Nano
>XLM total: $2.875 after fee
>Nano total: $2.87 no fee
>...
>Choose to pay with XLM
>Chad: "Why'd you choose to pay with Stellar instead of Nano?"
>Me: "Check this out man. I chose XLM because it has smart contracts and REALLY cool technology and have you seen their website?? Plus they are partnered with IBM!"
>Chad: "Ouch! Okay buddy."
>Chad pays $2.87 for his coffee, no fees

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>>7158338
not this fucking meme
xlm doesnt cost that much for a transaction you nigger faggot.

>> No.7158704

>>7158686
>Not yet

>> No.7158733
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7158733

The year is 2025.

I wake up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two of my wife's mulatto transgendered kids are jumping on the bed. I give 0.0000001 XLM to each of them for their weekly allowance. My wife's son is in the bathroom so I can't shower, but my professor wife (women's studies) catches a glimpse of my Stellar balance in my blockfolio and flashes me a wink.

I leave my reasonable suburban home and get in my 2006 Hyundai. It gets great mileage and has been paid off for 15 years. I drop my wife's kids off at school and head to the office. I work hard for my employer and I value the oppurtunity they provide me in my career. Even though I've made a lot of money from my XLM investment, I still work because I enjoy myself and plan to donate most of my crypto earnings to charities supporting Africa.

After finishing 16 TPS reports and closing nine tickets working an extra 3 hours of unbilled overtime in my cubicle, I hop in the Hyundai. I check my phone. The wife saw XLM up 1.5% this month and got so excited she snapchatted me a naughty picture of her bra strap showing. I blush, and pull onto the freeway. I turn on NPR and settle in for the 3 hour commute home. When I arrive, I see Tyrone, my wife's son's tutor leaving for the day. I wave him goodbye and turn the bronze-encusted knob and go inside. Wife is showering and singing 'the snek is AWAKE' after Tyrone left, so I start washing the dishes and preparing dinner, humming to myself - nice trajectory stellar snake!

>> No.7158822

>>7158733
kek

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>>7158704
it cost like .000001 xlm for a transaction. 1/10th of a penny.

>> No.7158882

This in Fayetteville? Thats a bunch of Mexicans. I've been there.

>> No.7158925

>>7158733
This never gets old.

>> No.7158936

>>7158878
>Right now

>> No.7159045

>>7158936
so you're saying in the future this will change? Why?

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7159135

>>7158733
Cucked

>> No.7159154

>>7159045
The fees are not fixed, with higher load to the fees will increase.

You do understand how Stellar works... right?

>> No.7159287

>>7158154
>the fuck is this shit?
>where's my fucking money
>Someone call the police!
LOL I can see it now