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Would you suck dick for $30 billion?
>>7075655I would suck a cute virgin tranny dick for free
>>7075680Unironically this
>>7075655yes, It would tramatize me, but for 10 billion I would just keep my mind on the money
>>7075680Absolutely
>>7075680I second this.
Yes
>>7075655What kind of stupid fucking question is that?With a condom sure
>>7075655You'd have to be both a serious faggot to not do this.
>>7075655no true /biz/man would answer No. Its a good damn deal lol
I'd suck the guys balls and give him a rim job for 1% of that
>>7075772
>>7075655I would suck a dick for free, if the guy is old or ugly I'd do it for >100k
>>7075655I will never have 30 billion so I guess not :(
>>707565530 billion i would polish that dick and swallow you bet ya
i'll pay to suck dick
>>7075655for $30 billion i'd even suck it for free
Id suck a dick for 5 btc
Nah. I'm not a whiteboi aka inherit faggot
i would drink pee and eat shit for 30 billion
>>7075655id do it for 100kbut id fucking suck that dick so good it would be over in less than a minute.
OP that's a dumb question anyone would do that, here is one that actually makes you think: What is the LEAST amount of money you would suck a dick for? (let's say it's a guy your age and he has no stds) For me, would probably have to be at least 10K.
>>7075655For $30 billion I'd take it up the ass, swallow, spoon all night and do it all again in the morning.>>7075680Also this
>>7075655Money is fake. It's just green paper with images of free masons printed on it. I wouldn't even hit a puppy for $10 trillion. It's literally just printed green paper.
id do it for 1 btc at this point desu
>>7075980I would suck a dick for a Big Mac
>>7075980enough to cover a VEN node
I'd let you jizz in my mouth and swallow it for 1 millionTwice
>>7075680I do so everyday
>>7076071Hello Sergey
>>7075980depends if other people will find out
>>7075655depends who the dick was attached to.my own? yea.Some stinky pajeet. Nah.Someone with STIs nah.
who wants to suck a dick for 0.1 ETH
>>7076163Let them find out.If I was driving a lambo and they're driving vauxhall astras I wouldn't really care what other people think. They're just jelly that they didn't suck it.
how long would you have to have it in your mouth? 5 seconds? until he cums? 20 seconds? irl I'd charge an exponential amount per second dick in my mouth. If it were until he comes I don't think I could do it
>>7075655I would suck the shit out of it for 1 million dollars
>>7075655I've paid to suck a tranny hooker's dick, so yes.
>>7076285you didn't read the post I was responding to
>>7076293300 billion??!! you could literally put it all into bazinga coin and still struggle to spend what's left of it for the rest of ur life
>>7075655That's too much, I would only pay $20 max
>>7075655Yes
>>7075655I would eat ass for $30
>>7076363>>>7075655 (OP)>I've paid to suck a tranny hooker's dick, so yes.Stop posting about tranny dick over and over. Ok that's what you like but nobody else wants that shit so FUCK OFF!
>>7075655without a doubt
Would you put blowjobs in a dick sucking ponzi where the dividends are blowjobs and you can cash out in blowjobs?
>>7075680Yes! Feed me boipussy
>>7076467It's been scientifically proven that the more you deny cock it the more you want it.
Literally everyone is talking about bzc now faggots
>>7076377you would suck on a cock until it comes for any amount of money? nigga you gay as shit
Already sucked one for free. It was basically like sucking my own except more annoying. I dont know how girls deal with it.
faggots on 4 chinz nothig new
>>7075655I sucked cock yesterday morning.I paid $30
>>7075655Nah. Homosexuality is a sin in my culture.
>>7075655I would suck that dick so fast anon, I would pretty much do anything for that $30 billion. And I mean almost anything, probably let a guy ass fuck me for just one billion for fuck sakes op, $30 billion to suck a dick, that is easy money
>>7076548>>>7076467 (You)>It's been scientifically proven that the more you deny cock it the more you want it.No. It's scientifically proven the more you put your mind on it you want it.So FUCK OFF
>>7077129When I keep thinking of trap penis and fucking one, god damnit.
>>7075655I suck dick for free.
>>7075655So we've established you guys are cocksuckers, now it's just a matter of price,
>>7077129deny it?fucker, read my postI sucked cock and didn't even need that $10poor fags wont understand but $10 ain't nothing..
>>7077166I don't. I keep thinking of living on a secluded island without any people.
>>7077263>no peoplebig mistake...who's cock you gonna suck then retard?
>>7075655>>7075655yes
>>7075655I don't have $30 billion. And I can suck dicks for free anyway.
>>7075980I unironically don't think I'd ever suck dick for money. It is unnecessary and gay af.
>>7075680/fit/ please
>>7075655i would dig up my grandmother who died in november and suck the corspejuice out of her maggotfilled asshole for 1M
>>7077389this 30 billion here say otherwise....chop chop
>>7077428
>>7077333This is why I come to this board.
>>7075722this
>>7077428This also.
>>7075655i would do unspeakable things for that amount of money.
>>7077556Speak about them pls.
Hard mode: Would you kill one of your immediate family members for $30 bil?
>>7077637Impunity?
>>7077556>do unspeakable things SPEAK THEM NOW!!!!that shit must be hot as shitnot much time left anon.... speak about them FFS!!!
Would you let John McAfee shit in your mouth for 1 million?
>>7075655Yeah. If you say you wouldn’t, you’re a faggot.
>>7077752*WIPES MOUTH*would I?
>>7077752die finally, John
>>7077847that german?
>>7077901you can bet you irish son of a dog
Would you suck a vagina for $30 billion?
>>7077752i would floss my theeth with his hammock every night for the rest of my life for 1m
>>7077901You are a talented shitposter, friend. God bless your gains.
>>7077935sick fuck
>>7075880Cants spell inherent, confirmed for dirty nigger.
>>7077935fuck no
>>7077935Nope
Bitch I would so do ATM for thirty packed gaylords of Benjamin Franklin's beautifully judgmental mugshot.
No, really, $30 billion is 30 pallets filled, 40x40x40 inches in volume, of $100 bills. I'd suck a football field of cock in an evening if I could have such a pile tax-free after!
Yep and then I would save crypto.
I'd suck a dick just for the nutritional value of the load I'd swallow
>>7078806That's just gay.
>>7078806You've obviously never tried your own cum before. It's pretty gross.
>>7075655I would suck 30 dicks for 30 billion.A billion a piece, plz :0 <+++++
>>7075655To quote Sergey at his last convention. >i'd suck 30 billion dicks for 1 dollar.
>>7078874>You've obviously never tried your own cum before. It's pretty gross.
I'd do it for 1 Eth
>>7079052EOY it'll be worth $30 billion anyway
I sucked my own dick once.
>>7079241>only once
>>7076066Fucking this
>>7079285Never could reach it again after that.
>>7076453I eat ass for free boyo
>>7079285>them worms tho
>>7079367D-did you bite?
>>7075655I sucked dick for free so yea I'm gonna do dis you faggot.
>>7075700>>7075728>>7075730>>7076151>>7076151>>7076529Get fucking help
>>7079423Luckily no.
>>7079241now you just need to dig deeper anon.you haven't lived until you rooted about and rolled a 7 on pic related...roll again.
Even a billionaire would suck cock for that amount
>>7079528pic related rather....roll on
>>7075655Absolutely. I'd let a group of guys bukake me and then use their jizz as lube and jerk off then slurp it all up
>>7079568>Type 7Literally the last time I had food poisoning.At one point I actually wanted to die.
>>7075791Every time I see one of these newjacks I feel my body producing less testosterone and a greater desire to drink soy milk.
>>7079677digits confirm..happened to me thrice now...good job anon!!
$30 billion, and I can stop wagecucking and worrying about money forever just because I gave a blowjob once.
>>7079002Upvoting this brost
I pay $200 for a night of oral, cuddling, and watching anime. I can only afford it once a month or so, though.
>>7079859>onceyou reckon just that it will satisfy you?dream on. 60 billion and ronger-anons run a train on you...deal?
Wouldn't do it for 30 billion or any other amount of money. Not a scumbag faggot cuck like the majority of broke peasant subhuman anons here.
>>7078874It's not that bad. A little bleachy, but it's manageable. Kind of like hominy but with a gelatinous texture
>>7080057t. wagecuck
>>7080057you seem like a no nonsense kind of guy..well, today's your lucky day my good man..I bet I could make you eat some fatty's asshole like it was icecream just for bus fare... what say you my fine fellow?
>>7080186Couldn't be any further from the truth, lot of money in and outside of crypto. Haven't wagecucked since my teens to about 21. Currently 35. Over ten years without any wagecucking. ~:)
I would be gangbanged for a week by fat old men for 100 million. And I would thank them afterwards.
y'all are gay
>>7075655sure
>>7080534t. larping wagecuck
>>7080570not surprised, you faggot would do it for 10k
people suck dicks for free
>>7075655hell no. im already rich and my integrity cant be bought for any about of money. >i. will. never. be. a. faggot. like. OP. >SAGED
Geeh, slave away for the rest of my life aka suck dick 5 days a week or suck dick once and gain wealth beyond my wildest dreams.Tough decision.
>>7080589well you clicked on the "Would you suck dick for $30 billion?" button. the fuck you expect fuckboi?
>>7080681I imagine I'd suck dick for around 12k dollars as well.
>>7075655>>7075655>>7075655www.strawpoll.me/14960566www.strawpoll.me/14960566www.strawpoll.me/14960566
>>7080791I give you 2k
>>7080685not this
30 billion? I'd hold that dick in my mouth until the skin got so water logged it started to peel off
>>7080831barter. very progressive....!hao about $102?just to clarifyI have a wooden leg with a real footand my other leg has a concrete foot but with a real legone of my legs has a wheel made from glue and covered in used duct tape.btw, i'm trading like a cunt nowwinkey face!
God just thinking about a thick, heavy cock pulsing with his heartbeat being pushed deep into my mouth and slid in and out until it starts pumping cum forcefully down my throat as he grunts and pins my head against his torso
>>7080831No, I meant it when I said 12k. That's about the minimum I would do it for. 2k wouldn't have an impact on my life.
>>7080959do you play the Tuba by any chance?
>>7080940I can kick a hooker's for shinbone 90$
>>7075722>is offered $30 billion to suck a dick>insists on only being paid $10 billion
>>7081055i'll cough up $22.57 to see you do it. (livestreamed tho)
>>7081158send xlm or shut upGAULGTTCGGSJ64X3FO3XOVG6GHIYQZRZNYEF3CTE4GOPRIU6EL3X5ES3
>>7079399I see you been redpilled on the benefits of eating faeces. Supposedly, humans produce a vaccine for AIDS/STDs in the respective diseased carriers poo. Eat shit and live, my friend.
>>7077428you wouldnt be around to receive it
>>7081103Kek
Where’s it at?
depends on if it's a man's penis or a lady's benis
>>7081367SENT!!my hot twin dad/mom said increase your test and i'll send more.they are whales btw...chop chop
>>7078874I once came hard onto a couple of poptarts, a huge thick load, and I ate them whole. Was surprisingly good. About a 7/10 experience, was hot in the moment and there was an interesting flavorful synergy between the poptarts and semen.
>>7081754The semen is fine but you shouldn't eat food that makes you fat Anon!
>>7076979why are you even on a business board bro
>>7081813I've changed my diet since then, and never eat stuff like that now. Lost over 30 pounds.
>>7075655I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy.
>>7081649shut your holehttps://stellarchain.io/address/GAULGTTCGGSJ64X3FO3XOVG6GHIYQZRZNYEF3CTE4GOPRIU6EL3X5ES3I have 100 girls ready to get kicked at the shinbone
>>7081754HAhaHAha same here!my momma was cumming on cakes and fancies in 2014 while her water-headed step sister sat there, watched and ate. how's it feel knowing a tarded normie mummy busted loads on pastries way before you even knew what a pancake looked like.
>>7082016I don't quite understand what you wrote. I feel like you're trolling, but if not, please rephrase that.
This PnD group is growing so fast, it's unreal.,.https://discord dot gg/pbN4G73
>>7075655Can i get more for doing 3 at once
id eat my own dick for 30 billion USD
>>7075655for 30 billion, i'd lick from tip to taint and tongue fuck the peehole
>>7075680as always
minimal would be like 35k
>>7075655Sucking dick is nice but I can't afford to pay $30 billion.
I'd kill for 30 Billion.
>>7075655i'd suck a dick for like $250k probablyi'd commit a Holocaust for $30 billion
>>7075655yes
>>7075772>300 millionyeah, me too.pretty much nothing i wouldnt do for 100 million desu. short of extreme self mutilation or like raping my family.
>>7075655for 30billion, the biggest blackest one
No.You can always make more money.You can never unsuck a dick.Imagine driving around in your lambo and everyone knew you got it sucking dick lmao the memes would be unreal
literally no.
by the time this opportunity arise, all you would be able to buy with 30billion is a 1 litre carton of milk you cocksucking faggots
>>7079485Yes great idea please help me find a cute trans girl to fuck
>>7082893how would anyone know? and who cares about memes even if they did. you could literally buy a private island and never leave, you wouldn't have to acknowledge another human again if you didn't want to
>>7082893t. sucked cock because *muh experiment*
>>7082974>you could literally buy a private island and never leave, you wouldn't have to acknowledge another human againBut you would still have to acknowledge yourself, that everything you own is because you sucked dick>>7083110Only cock I've tried to suck was my own when I was 13 but wasn't flexible enough
>>7083192You would have to be clinically insane to turn down 30 billion to avoid doing a one time thing that should cause no long-term damage. I am straight, but would suck it up for 30 fucking billion. That would set me, my parents, little brother, and future family up for life.
>>7083309>Wow bro, how did you afford scholarship, a lambo and a mansion?>My brother anon sucked this huge BBC for 30 billion, god bless his soul>Cool bro
>>7083361I wouldn't even be ashamed if anyone found out, to be quite honest, because 30 FUCKING BILLION USD.>you sucked dick for 30 billion?Fuck yeah, I'm not retarded. 30 billion is 30 billion.
>>7083361lol you need to get raped
>>7081103the other $20B went to therapy
>>7075655only if he got tested for all stds before
>>7075655a dick or dick as in a constant supply of dick?The amount of dicks is very important
>>7075655i don't think i could do it, anons. Like for real.
Oi faggots, it won't turn you gay so yeah I guess I would, it's like helping out a friend, might as well fuck his ass after.But you did say "suck dick" so all I gotta do is put it in my mouth? sure, no cum needed.
>>7083571dude, you're still putting that dick in your mouth. no fucking way, bro.
>>7083550You don't want to retire early and live like a king? You could fuck a new woman every day for the rest of your life in any way imaginable with that kind of cash.
>>7083459no bully..the lad has standardsI say we up it to 100 billion tho and we could all fuck his family and he'd watch while counting his munny
>>7083675I think going over 30 billion doesn't really sweeten the deal at that point
>>7083607I can subjectively live like a king now. and I can pull ass fairly easily anyway. Yeah, the "muh lambos, yachts, and private jets" sound dope, but bro....thats still a fucking cock in your mouth. Like maybe if it was a quick in and out, fucking MAYYYBE. i dunno man. At the end of the day, you're going to KNOW you put that cock in your mouth. Then you'll just end up Hunter Thompsoning yourself in the end. Ain't worth it, brotha.
>>7083603In 5 minutes you would earn more money than you'll know what to do with.You could then buy 1000 high class escorts to get over your dick sucking fiasco.
>>7083770pic related. It's me looking at the penis.
>>7083675NoSure 30 or 100 billion is a lotBut every time anything reminds you of money you will relive that dick in your mouth and no amount of money or power will bring back your mental state before you sucked dick
>>7083732fuck you faggot.we Illuminati now. double down and i'll chuck in my twin sisters
>>7076066its not about the paper or the color, we could be trading in rocks for all i care, whats important is the value we place on that paper, and what i can get from it. with that being said, i suck it clean, and still be less of a beta fagget like you
Yes, provided that the dick is super feminine.
>>7075655>>7075862Unironically this
>>7083852Yeah dick really is just that powerful~
>>7083770But it's classed as helping out a mate.It's no different to experimenting when you were a kid.Just pretend he's a cancer patient and it's his dying wish or some shit, go see a hypno doctor if your that insecure, would you suck 1 dick for unlimited pussy and bitches? fuck yeah.I mean you'll end up doing drugs at some point in thailand and fucking a ladyboy anyway, so what's the fucking diff.The conditions were a dick, so I guess you could request a lady boy.Also there's clits that look like dicks.
>suck the dick>get 30 billion>global financial crisis hits day after>dollar crashes to 0>everyone is now using turtlecoin
>>7083852Who gives a shit about being reminded that you briefly had a dick in your mouth because you were paid astronomical amounts of money? How mentally weak can you be?
>>7083776you've had one you've had them all, man. All 10s are the same. sucking a cock ain't worth it, bro. if that means i have to stick with 7s-9s, and the occasional 10, then so be it.
>>7083914>The conditions were a dick, so I guess you could request a lady boy.dude, for real. IF it came down to it, I'd probably prefer a real dude over a fucking tranny. They freak me out.
>>7083934Well shit, then get hypno therapy or something, fuck I don't know, don't be such a weak minded faggot to be traumatized by a dick.It's just a dick, it's a piece of meat who gives a shit.
>>7083921>How mentally weak can you be?i think it's more about principles than it is about mental stability.
>>7083992>IF
>>7075655Mining dickcoin?
The way you deal with it is as soon as they ask, get sucking, get it out of the way quickly, the longer you procrastinate the longer it's going to be imprinted on your mind.But if you get it over and done quick as fuck then it'll make things easier.
>>7084018>It's just a dick, it's a piece of meat who gives a shit.>just a dick>a piece of meatfucking gross
I'll wear a dress too faggot
>>7084088fucking dubs. god dammit. every fucking time
>>7084088what if he doesn't cum fast
>>7075655I'd blow out my neck vertebrae on a dick tip and shatter my nose on his stomach for $30bn
>>7084058Your principles are worth nothing.And they are a mental construct, so it definitely has to do with mental strength.
>>7084135fucking kek, m8
>>7084158spotted the faggot
>>7077935do i look gay you fucking faggot?
>>7075655I would for like 10k
>>7084196Not a faggot, but would 100% do a fag thing to be set for life and retire early.
>>7084084Fuck, this my post can become a meme.Sucking for money = mining dickcoin.
>>7084132Then I get a dildo and fuck his ass with it, dominate him.But it DID say to suck a dick, not cum in your mouth you spergs.
>>7075655Possible
>>7084158>And they are a mental constructyeah, maybe they are. but my principles matter to me, brother. At the end, I won't care about money as much as I care about the fact that I lived a principled and moral life. $30bn is a fuckton. Enough that your great grandchildrens great grandchildren will be wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. But they'll still tell the story of how you sucked that dick back in 2018 for some money.
>>7075722Id do it for 5k. For 30 billion i would suck dick 9-5 for 20 years
>>7084266>>7076516
You know that one insecure closetted faggot that was constantly homphobic? The guy who only took off his clothes in the locker room when no one was looking? The guy who showered with his shorts on? That's the guy who wouldn't suck dick for $30B
>>7084279>But it DID say to suck a dick, not cum in your mouth you spergs.My man. Hitting the real points.
>>7084297But you don't have to tell anyone how you got the money.Tell them you did a hit man job or some shit.Or, don't discuss finances with people.
does it still count if i'm a girl OP?
>>7084297This is a business board, and a 30 billion dollar payment for 1 dicksucking is the greatest deal of all time. How is this not objectively true?You don't have to tell anyone how you obtained it. Lie. Make up a story.
>>7084385No. >pic related
>>7084438with that much scratch you could offer to suck off those that threaten exposure.
>>7075655you can buy a whole lot of mouthwash with 30 billion
>>7084385Post tits, I'm in the mood to fap.
>30 billionm8 for 1/2 of 1 billion i would tattoo my scrotum to look like a mouse and dangle it over a pit of starving rattlesnakes for 3 days, then slather myself in baby oil and walk naked and barefoot for 46 miles down a recently paved highway in the most blisteringly hot desert on earth , with a gallon of the Indian National Soccer Teams post-tournament taint sweat as my only source of water.
>>7075680This for real tho
>>7075655bro I would suck that dick any time he wanted for 1 billion
>>7084697https://youtu.be/iTXeLhzsseEHave some milky.
>>7085003Okay, maybe that's a little weak.Another:https://youtu.be/wLFa5VmMTec
>>7085003>nearly 10m views>cuts as soon as the tits are gone
i would suck that shit like its i just got drugged by bill cosby and that dick would be the only thing to keep me on my feeti would suck that shit like im at the bottom of the ocean breathing through a strawi would suck that juicy dick like it knows the da vinci code and its jizz reveals the secretshould i keep going?
>>7075655Yes, then kill everyone who knows
>>7082893You know that in this day and age people would very easily accept you if you showed that it didnt affect you at all and joked about it. They would probably admit that they would do to if in the same situation. Maybe if you went around with insecurities and defensive about people knowing it, then yes they would make fun of you. But then again you would have 30 bil and they would still have to wage cuck for the rest of their lifes.Lifes too short to get wrapped up on other people's judgement
>>7077752Hey Trapfag
>>7085273Watch the second: (>>7085169)Even the cat wants some.
>>7085712fuck no those are some nasty old granny tits I aint clicking that shit
>>7080959i came
>>7085003Dear god that channel is degenerate :/
>>7075980Free
>>7085857You're missing out. Epic streams of milk. And not a granny, kek.Weaker but nice:https://youtu.be/oH0ftLGOQPA>>7086037Yes ;^)
>>7084697Why? Cause you've been imagining sucking cock?
But where do I find 30 billion dollars?
man I'd suck dick for like $50k
>>7086569Hi, Reddit.
>>7075655I mean I'd probably do it for $300 let alone 3 billion, no homo
>>7086600I'd suck a dick for $30k. Not a dollar less, and that's with a condom. It's important to know your limits.
>>7080004Just get a waifu and a daki for christ sake.
>>7082893Your insecurity is showing