Stop making up bullshit about LINK

[Anonymous No.7057578]

I don't that this is right what you are doing here. I think you should stop making up FUD of the creator of chainlink. This guy made Chainlink all by himself and you have already come up with 3 fake people who contribute nothing to the project but degeneracy and ruining LINK for everybody. Imagine you search your own pics on the internet and find out that you have a second identity named sergay who is addicted to McDonalds and snorts coke of a ladyboys dick. How can you take a bunch of random pics of some bearded guy on the internet and make him a meme. I now find more bullshit about those 3 fake people then about the real Jason Parser (pic related)

I just really think we should tell everybody (especially newfags and official media outlets) that sergay roy and steve are not real people and give all the credit to Jason Parser who is the real person behind it all

[Anonymous No.7057731]

>>7057578
>>7057578
It's fucking bullshit
>t. Jason Parser

[Anonymous No.7057875]

>>7057578

[Anonymous No.7057915]

>>7057578
For real just over the link fud and bullshit now, if you hold link and still fudding to try have people drop their bags because you want to accumulate more, to late fags, should be done by now. If you are a no linker, fuck off and don't be so salty, just buy link already.

[Anonymous No.7057967]

"Hey Stacey, want anything from Starbucks?"
>"Yeah, I want a mocha roastie supreme! But can you go get it for both of us, I don't want to stop watching Netflix!"
"Sure, can you send me some money though? My credit card is almost empty, I spent everything on Chad!"
>"Yeah, I just go this new app "Chainlink". Download it and send me a request!"
"Wow, I just got it too! I'll put in a request. Hmm, that's weird Stace, it's saying I need "LINK tokens". Wtf is that?"
>"Uh, this app is so fucking weird. WEIRD AND CREEPY. Why do I need a token to send money? How do I even get them?"
"Just delete it Stace and use venmo. That app was made by virgins and creepy ugly losers."

Three weeks later...

"Stace, remember that Chainlink app?"
>"Ugh. that ugly looking one that was obviously made by no life virgins?"
"Yep, that's the one. Well I GUESS I had to use it to send money because it has lower fees, but it's such a shit app and you can tell that ugly virgins made it. Guess what the app MAKES you do Stace."
>"Lay it on me girl, I can only imagine what the neckbeards that made that app make you do to use it."
"Get this Stace, I wanted to send 10 grand to Chad, and instead of just being NORMAL like Venmo and Paypal and entering Chad's name to send it to him, I had to enter his "wallet address". LOL!"
>"Holy shit, that is the nerdiest thing I've ever heard! I'm drier than the Sahara just hearing such nerdy, gay words."
"It's unbelievable, if you want to send money, you have to enter a 40 character string of letters and numbers. If you screw up, and of course what normal, non autistic person wouldn't under those circumstances, no refunds, because the app uses a "blockchain". Imagine the autistic spergs that made that app Stacey, they're so fucking creepy and their app is shit! Let's use Venmo only from now on!"

[Anonymous No.7058322]

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.7058344]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.7058416]

>>7057578
I just can't back someone who went to jail for indecent exposure.

[Anonymous No.7058446]

>>7057578
Nice blog pajeet, upvoted

[Anonymous No.7058469]

>>7057578
Why would anyone use LINK, when the OMNI protocol inside the Bitcoin blockchain already has smart contracts (that's how Tether is backed)? You've been cucked.

[Anonymous No.7058614]

>>7057967
So when do they start having sex already? too much fucking story these days...

[Anonymous No.7058713]

>>7058322
Hello spirit bro

[Anonymous No.7058727]

>>7057967
>I'm drier than the Sahara just hearing such nerdy, gay words

Goddamn