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you're locked in a room with Sergey for 5 minutes

what do you do?

>> No.7012987

>>7012943
Ignore him

>> No.7012985

Threaten to kill him if he does not give me all of his etherium

>> No.7013014

Ask him about his degree in philosophy

>> No.7013017

Where's my money bitch

>> No.7013020

Ask him if he prefers indica or sativa.

>> No.7013073

>>7012943
>what do you do?

stare

>> No.7013088

pretend to be busy on my phone or something

>> No.7013096

suck his dick

>> No.7013110

ask him to show pussy

>> No.7013132

Try not to get eaten

>> No.7013134

>>7012943
>thx for the lambo sergey

>> No.7013136

Hold up a fork against a lamp and aim its resulting shadow at him. "Explain", I would say.

>> No.7013146

>>7012943
ask him, "bratwurst or kielbasa?"

>> No.7013157

>>7013110
>2099 links ($20.99) sent to your wallet

>> No.7013160

hand him a bigmac

>> No.7013163

beat him unconscious and take his cold coin storage device out of his asshole

>> No.7013181

fight with him

>> No.7013184

i suck his boipucci

>> No.7013186

show him my oracle

>> No.7013198

Dude, I was randomly browsing the Chainlink slack a few weeks ago and saw the weirdest thing. Sergey and Rory were having a barbecue. Just a barbecue, nothing else. They were eating sausages. And the chatroom was full of people who were donating left and right. And suddenly someone donated 0.26 LINK ($20.99) and says 'show pussy pls'. A minute later he donated 0.56 LINK ($44.99) and says 'show pussy'. 30 seconds later 1 LINK ($79.99) and 'pussy'. Then, finally, Sergey stood up and flashed his pussy for a second. Then they banned him. What the fuck?

>> No.7013297

>>7012985
Can't even spell Ethereum. This, gentlemen, is the current state of /biz/.

>> No.7013340

>>7012943
Ignore him

>> No.7013383

turn gay probably because Sergey is the most alpha male in crypto, or i was a faggot all along

>> No.7013400

> mainnet when?

>> No.7013428

>>7013383
no the most alpha male in crypto is justin sun

>> No.7013518

>>7012943
Put my mouth over his left eye socket and start to suck as hard as I can, then bite into his optic cord, and swallow his eyeball right after it pops into my mouth.
After this, I will pull out my trusty fruit knife and try to get access to his intestines. If I am successful in removing them, I will attempt to shove my arm up his torso into his mouth and use him like a puppet.

>> No.7013612
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7013612

tell him im going to mcd in a few minutes and ask if i can get him anything

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>> No.7013788

suffocate as his ever-expanding body mass pushes me into the walls

>> No.7014163

>>7012943
Pick his brain about Chainlink and talk to him about the crypto space.

>> No.7014230

Ask him he orders his double quarter pounder with big mac sauce. I know he does. I just want to see him try to deny it.

>> No.7014284

>>7012943
try to restrain spreading my ass for him

>> No.7014291

>>7013297
I have noticed pajeets and normies do it everytime. this bothers me for some reason