WHAT THE FUCK I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6948711]

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT SOME OLD BITCOIN ADDRESS I MADE WHEN I WAS 9 AND I MINED THEM AND PUT THEM ALL ON PAXFUL AND I JUST REMEMBERED THEM NOW THAT I'M 29 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!! I'M SUDDENLY RICH ($$$) OH GOSH HOW THE FUCK DID I BECOME SUCH A RICH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MOMMY LLAMA PENGUINS OH NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS IN MY ASS OH GOOD GOLLY JEE JOSEPH JOHNSON JUNIOR JIGGLE JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAMAICANS DEEP WITHIN my ass.

[Anonymous No.6948782]

nice congrats OP. buy the US and kill all niggers plz

[Anonymous No.6948788]

thx bro

[Anonymous No.6948811]

Gay

[Anonymous No.6948815]

>when i was 9
are you some kind of super genius?

>its satire
i know

[Anonymous No.6948829]

Definitely not an inspect element/larp, you are actually rich anon!

[Anonymous No.6948831]

>>6948711
>what is inspect element

[Anonymous No.6948839]

>>6948711
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.6948850]

0x0aJfYhBop1is23a306fag440bJk20h7s9fb32

thanks op

[Anonymous No.6948875]

>>6948850
kek

who is Bop and why is he a fag?

[Anonymous No.6948892]

Wtf? There arent even that many BTC existing

[Anonymous No.6948949]

>17mill bitcoin
>has 4.9bill btc

[Anonymous No.6948959]

>>6948711
congRATS OP
u should
gips me dat
129evWri71GtDg8E99kRgzRDRTaokJwxH6

[Anonymous No.6948963]

>>6948711
OP literally hacked the market at 9 so STFU haters I'll post the proof when he sends me some

[Anonymous No.6949016]

1FXt1dqhFqzTCN2uPBnugBEK2txqexaKPH

Ashamed to beg, but meh... Help a poorfag plz (will post proof )

[Anonymous No.6949028]

When people are actually posting addresses.

[Anonymous No.6949037]

>develop a quantum computer
>create a universal similation
>start mining bitcoin years before your simulations inventor invents it
>send that btc into the real world
>become rich

[Anonymous No.6949040]

I just sold all of it guys

I'm filled with regret now

How do I ask for a refund?

Is there an email for Mr. Satoru Iwata?

[Anonymous No.6949041]

So sad to see all of you jelly faggots, congrats OP!

[Anonymous No.6949042]

Papa needs a new pair of everything

164bRkFVZBU9F6iUB5bgxhQCANn11b6Su3

[Anonymous No.6949087]

>>6949042
HOW DO I CONTACT MR. IWATA

Also,
Verification was not required for my next post but I still had to do 50 captchas.

[Anonymous No.6949322]

>>6948782

thats racist. baka

[Anonymous No.6949804]

Op learned how to modify html. And faggots itt eating it up.

[Anonymous No.6949874]

>>6949087
can't afford 4chin pass huh?

[Anonymous No.6949877]

>>6948711

nnnnnniggga sheeeeeeeetttt

[Anonymous No.6949895]

Holy fuck are people actually writting their adress?

Please we need some fucking moderation here

and some IQ filter in this board

[Anonymous No.6949907]

>>6948711

>tfw you'll never again mine Bitcoins while watching MTV
>tfw /biz/ is full of newsfags who startet mining just some years ago

[Anonymous No.6949939]

>>6948711
1MKVjzrJ8mvd7tFkgR5YwJmT7mhCNQrHPU

[Anonymous No.6949954]

Confused as to why people are posting addresses. LOL There are literally not that many bitcoins in existence.

[Anonymous No.6949957]

>>6949040
Iwata is dead you idiot
you should have kept your shit to send me

[Anonymous No.6949969]

>>6949895
Fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.6949998]

>>6949895
I know right, if that kid even try to cash out, he will drop the economy stupid faggots

[Anonymous No.6950008]

>>6949954

Ssshhhh let me accumulate

[Anonymous No.6950020]

>>6948711

you had me at llama

[Anonymous No.6950040]

>>6948711

> bitcoin mined at 9 years old
> 29 years old now
> bitcoin has only been around for 8-9years


You all beggars giving your wallet addresses be dumb af.

[Anonymous No.6950095]

>>6949939
>>6949954
4chan is literally filled desperate people

Imagine a homeless teenager with 10% battery on his phone with 0.00001 BTC in his wallet app and $12 in his pocket. He's cold, he's hungry, he's depressed, he's hopeless. He feels absolutely worthless and feels as if his existence was a complete mistake. He's desperate for something...something that will put an end to his suffering. He tried suicide but that never went well. Every attempt ended up with a sad and lonely ER visit along with a call from Mom to make sure he was ok. He realizes his Mother is the only thing keeping him from actually killing himself. He needs to do something for her. He needs to make it. He needs to make it in crypto. He needs to turn tricks and earn at least 4 BTC over the next 2 months if he wants to "make it" in his situation. This money will give him a home, a bed, a place to relax, a place to shower, a place to stay warm in the cold. He needs to make it.

He's on a bench right now, using the last 10% of his battery, visiting boards.4chan.org/biz/ and hoping that he can find a way to make some bitcoin. He sees this thread. It shocks him. The title is "WHAT THE FUCK I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and his jaw drops. He sees how much money this man has. He quickly goes into his wallet app, copies his wallet address, and posts it, hoping that he receives at least 1 of those billions of bitcoins.

He's sleeping now since his phone just died....and he doesn't know that it was just a satire post, but he's praying to God that someone helps him. May he enjoy a peaceful slumber on the bench tonight.

[Anonymous No.6950125]

>>6948711
>WHEN I WAS 9
>I JUST REMEMBERED THEM NOW THAT I'M 29

Wow, 20 years sure goes fast

[Anonymous No.6950262]

>>6950095
If anyone here is desperately hungry, I don't have much but I can help you out

[Anonymous No.6950347]

>>6948711
>mined more BTC than possibly could exist
if you show this pic on reddit the bitcoin price will actually fall to 0.8$

[Anonymous No.6950461]

>>6950262
i've taken 500$ from my father-in-law's wallet and bought bitconnect 3 weeks ago

now i need to give him 400$ or he will kill me

send me 0.03646068 btc to make your number look accurate

plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im a pajeet

1PzdTQdkMEhLDbAqLSNzSVNzuULJr12Ge8

[Anonymous No.6950466]

>>6950262
i'm surprised nobody is posting their garlic breads on here

[Anonymous No.6950545]

1CrZJVMkV19sMEJz5iBowgsNJFzEKHbnae

I'll post a pic of whatever you want written on my gf's ass if you hook it up

if not larp congrats man, now go on vacation!

[Anonymous No.6950565]

>>6950461
>fell for bitconnect
>wants me to pay for it
I'm just a humble shitcoin farmer sir

[Anonymous No.6950595]

>>6950545
don't read anything in the thread

post pic first and I'll send something your way

write "Prodeum ICO is great"

[Anonymous No.6950631]

>>6950565
that was a joke, ive just sent my coins to a wrong adress

[Anonymous No.6950642]

>>6948711
Please op its been a hard day
1HLjEbufwxRT2ViXBRy3bHL1uEGMNwEJVn

[Anonymous No.6950671]

>>6950642
Please write "THE BEST ICO RIGHT NOW IS PRODEUM!!!!"

I want this ICO to succeed.

Write it on your chest and I'll send you something

[Anonymous No.6950761]

>>6950262
>>6950466
They get chased away for being reddit

[Anonymous No.6951196]

>>6949895
I fucking hate these threads so fucking much
atleast this isn't a realistic one

[Anonymous No.6951224]

>>6950095
right in the motherfuccin feels
I hope no anon is actually like this tho

[Anonymous No.6951270]

Are the people posting addresses double baiting or something
I refuse to believe even the pajeets that browse this board are that stupid

[Anonymous No.6951335]

>>6951270
If you manage to add people from this place you'll notice that for some reason this shithole is full of 14-15yo dumb slav girls.
Not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.6951349]

>>6948711
thanks op
1KkQKyMseBAULP6KSaEjk1FE86zp1XTJCQ

[Anonymous No.6951381]

>>6951270
ever since the anti-begging rule they are all over this place for hours, looking for an opportunity to indirectly beg by sharing their "sad story" or hoping a charity thread subtle enough not to get deleted.

they are actual human trash with nothing better to do all day other than taking advantage of even a 0.0001% chance of getting 10$. made a thread yesterday to confirm my theory: people fucking gave me timestamped pics of their faces while holding a paper saying "I'm poor trash".

[Anonymous No.6951405]

>>6948711
>when I was 9
>now that I'm 29

Damn, Bitcoin is 20 years old already, feel old yet?