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[Anonymous No.6931054]

>tfw retired at 23

[Anonymous No.6931118]

>>6931054
being a neet living with your parents doesn't count as retired

[Anonymous No.6931127]

>>6931118

[Anonymous No.6931164]

>>6931118
I have a salary cuck roomate

[Anonymous No.6931248]

im going to quit my job soon and just live off crypto trading, i've missed countless moon missions while wagecucking for mr shekkelberg, never again

might aswell catch the opportunity while it lasts, i'd hate to miss out on the biggest bubble ever

[Anonymous No.6931300]

>tfw retarded wagecuck at 26

[Anonymous No.6931319]

>>6931054
what's your net worth, queer?

[Anonymous No.6931325]

>>6931248
Its what im doing i quit last month and took out a 10k low interest loan to not have to touch my portfolio and hodl comfy its full proof

[Anonymous No.6931365]

>>6931054
why would you even want to retire at 23 lol

[Anonymous No.6931416]

>>6931054
>tfw have to wageslave til I die.

[Anonymous No.6931439]

>>6931054
I pity you anon.

You will never again feel the warm flow of satisfaction when your boss puts his hand on your shoulder and says "Good job, anon".

[Anonymous No.6931451]

>>6931164
Your parents don't count as roomates anon

[Anonymous No.6931510]

>>6931248
Same. Next Friday is my last day. I'm kinda nervous about leaving my job and not having a guaranteed income, but I've made more in the past month than I have in the past 2 years, I know I can make even more if I can sit and stare at my computer all day from home.

[Anonymous No.6931572]

>>6931439
>tfw you will never eat bobs soft warm poop in exchange for a 25 cent raise

[Anonymous No.6931646]

>>6931325
Nice how much you got?

Iv got 450k from holding since may, I’m really tempted to quit But I think it’s best to wait till I hit 7 figures

[Anonymous No.6931695]

I’m 50 and semi retired...made a few million back in the late 90s and became a degenerate alcoholic gambling drug addict. Ended up in prison in 2006 broke as fuck.
Took some time but I’m back in the saddle again but much wiser and humbler.
Never retire at a young age.

[Anonymous No.6931736]

retiring at 23 sounds boring as shit, no thanks

[Anonymous No.6931757]

>>6931695
TIL 50 y/o boomerfags post here

[Anonymous No.6931922]

>>6931054
I'm 20 and have 3k link. When do i get to retire?

[Anonymous No.6931937]

>>6931757
TIL 20 y/o broke as fuck larping snowflakes reply to me

[Anonymous No.6931964]

>>6931695
How'd you make your fortunes?

Early retirement is risky, need to follow hard rules on vices. I have a hard time controlling my booze, too much free time/boredom.

[Anonymous No.6931981]

>>6931736
This. You have to work for something. Retiring is for oldfags.

[Anonymous No.6931988]

>>6931937
pretty funny im probably richer than your old ass and im more than half your age

[Anonymous No.6932017]

>>6931981
I've already decided that when I "make it". My new career will be professional bodybuilding.

It will keep me to a schedule, eating healthy, avoiding booze, staying active.

[Anonymous No.6932117]

>>6931981
You could learn anything you ever wanted, any craftsmanship. Become a true master at something

[Anonymous No.6932171]

>>6931937
do u have a cuckold fetish?

[Anonymous No.6932238]

>>6931988
Do you mean less than you fucking imbecile

[Anonymous No.6932326]

>>6932238
The absolute state of crypto-money.

[Anonymous No.6932341]

>>6931164
So do I. It's fucking annoying. He doesn't know about my crypto gains, but I can tell he's jealous that I shop at the fancy supermarket while he buys shitty peasant food on sale loaded with chemicals and growth hormones. Gonna move out soon though.

[Anonymous No.6932401]

I have 1k link and I don't feel stinky yet


Fucking reeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.6932509]

>>6931510
Dude, next Friday is my last day too. Feels amazing doesn't it? >>6931572

[Anonymous No.6932768]

>>6932341
Get out before he steals your shit, even if you think it is secure presume it isn’t

[Anonymous No.6932810]

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