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Friends, gooks, street shitters.. I come to you a humble man ready to admit something I've struggled with my whole life. Not even my recent successes in the crypto realm have helped. I am a nervous pisser. I can't pee when others are in tge room. It doesn't make sense, I mean, I have a big hog and a fat bitcoin wallet.. But it seems they are no cure. The most awkward situation is when two nervous pissers stand next to each other at the urinal.. In complete and total silence...the shame and embarrassment is too much lads I need help.

"why gee anon why not just Google it?"

Why? I'll tell you why, I have a hunch that most of you are Pajeets (flags would prove this) and who better to learn from than people who actually shit and pee in the streets? Obviously you guys are doing something right. So please /biz/ tell me your secret to peeing freely and confidently.

>> No.6866945

put your live savings into XVG

>> No.6866952

>>6866895
believe in yourself
if you want get a peeing coach

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>>6866895
Brother, I have the same problem and it has destroyed my life. I can't go out with people or have a life because I can't pee unless I am alone. I can make friends but can't hang out with them or go to bars or anywhere because of my shy bladder, I've basically given up hope at this point. 31 yrs btw

>> No.6867085

>>6866895
My father is a urologist - it's not an uncommon problem. You have to work on it. Practice pissing in progressively uncomfortable situations. The final stage is pissing on the floor while ordering food at a busy McDonalds in a niggertown.

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>>6866895
Just ask yourself, anon:
>What would Pepe do?

>> No.6867423

ez, i start doing math in my head. 8 x 9, 9 x 20, 12 x 65, shit like that.

>> No.6867584

>>6866895
You need to live through it to face your demons. Like how they have people with PTSD play VR war sims. Have pissing sessions with a friend where he just watches you pee, over and over again.

>> No.6867615

>>6866895
Does this happen when you're drunk?

>> No.6867625

>>6867584
pissing fetish or friend for life