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How do I avoid being like the guys on the left?

>> No.684018

>>>/b/

>> No.684027

Become gay

>> No.684035

Don't be Russian.

>> No.684043

>>684012
By not getting married.

>> No.684045

>>684012

By using your /pol/ time for gym time

>> No.684172

Once you realize that money is a woman's prime motivator (and if it is not now, it fucking will be)
You realize that unless you are obsessed with leaving a 'legacy' (top kek) with actual genetic material of yours (protip - this decision will take far more money, time and effort than you will ever account for - that figure in your head? Yeah, double it for a start) then you realise....

There is literally no reason to hook up with a chick, and it is far cheaper and much less hassle and bullshit to simply fuck hookers.

/thread/

>> No.684175

Get an imported wife from third world village.

>> No.684283

>>684043
This, this this this this this forever and always permanently this.

Never get married. Not all women are whores, but ALL women will pretend that they aren't. And they will (obviously) never tell you, if it means they lose their personal ATM.

>> No.684508

>>684035
I despise you

>> No.684538

>>684012
Marry a chick who is below your league and thrilled out of her mind to be with you. Learn to like fatties. Or get over your fear of herpes

>> No.684929

Never get married. Not even with a prenup (they can get thrown out of court over some bullshit minor technicality). If you wanna live with a chick and have kids with her and be a family, fine....as long as she understands that you're not signing any marriage contract. That way if she ever decides to leave, she can go....but you keep all of your money afterwards, unless she has a kid for you (in which case it's worth it since you at least got a kid outta the deal). Oh, and watch out for places where the common-law marriage shit is in effect.

Never accept any kid as yours until you get that DNA test. Doesn't matter how well you THINK you know her or how much you trust her. Don't ever sign anything before those test results are in.

I swear, if all men could just agree to stick to the above rules, together we could start to turn this franchise around......

>> No.684942
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684942

Become an intelligent and successful chad, obviously.

But seriously, who ever made these comics should probably off themselves for being so pathetic.

>Women - WORSE THAN NAZIS

God damn, these make me cringe.

>> No.684945

Ohh no, these poor saps. Women like to be told their place just like the men these women speak of blowing of cheating on their fiances with. What they need to do is grab the booty, show some dominance, and make the women want hott sex that has some meaning.

>> No.684959

>>684942
Never marry a girl who uses the word "totes."

>> No.685023

>>684929
Nice Bill Burr reference m9

>> No.685363

>>684942
That's actually pretty true in regards to a ton of women, they act all high and mighty then hypocritically do what they were just bashing to get there.

Its different if they do it!

>> No.685496

>>685023
Who the fuck is Bill Burr?

This is all my own work...

>> No.685497

>>685496
Nvm, replied to wrong post...

>> No.685502

>>684929
I completely agree, except for the kid thing.

You're forgetting what happens when you're unmarried with kids: child support.

It's like a contract that doesn't need your signature.

>> No.685504

Sage and report all /r9k/ threads

Women like that are actually rare and unless you're the king of betas, you'll figure that out long before you propose to a bitch.

>> No.685505

>>685502
Disregard this comment, I suck cocks.

>> No.685511

>>684929
What is common law marriage

>> No.685517
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685517

Most guys have a bunch if sex and get bored/tired of the scene and want settle down.

That's what happened to me, and most of my friends who are 30+. If you live a boring life and are unattractive to the woman closest to you, you are doing something wrong.

Even if my wife and I ever divorce, I won't regret getting married and doing it all, just like my crazy years 19-27.

>> No.685521

>>685511
if you live with a woman for long enough, and there might be additional requirements based on the location, she is entitled to the same legal rights as if you were married.

it's absolutely retarded.

>> No.685525

>>684012
don't marry a whore.

don't marry anyone, for that matter.

You really stand nothing to gain through marriage. You can have all the benefits of a marriage without actually tying the knot nowadays.

>> No.685538

>>685525
Taxes

>> No.685546

>>685538
I don't know how big of a tax break you get from being married, but it can't possibly be good enough to trump the possibility of paying alimony for the rest of your life

>> No.685548

>>685538
Your taxes are lower to account for your increased expenses you dingus

>> No.685551

>>684929
>in which case it's worth it since you at least got a kid outta the deal

She can get full custody of the kid and condition the child to hate you because you're a big fat meanie who "threw us out on the street and molested you when you were so young, you don't even remember it"

Still think it's worth it?

>> No.685556

>>685546

The tax benefits for married couples is that the 25% bracket goes up to $150k.

So you get a whopping 3% tax break for risking 50% of your assets + future income paid as alimony and child support.

This is why I can't help but laugh when gays complain about the tax benefits that married couples get.

>> No.685562

>>685548
Expenses: 1+1 =2
Taxes: .75 + .75 = 1.50
Where is the extra .50 from? Having a formal declaration rather than not?
It is a government incentive to foster population growth.

>> No.685564

>>685538
>taxes

Tards like this are the same ones who advocate having a mortgage for the tax deduction. Guise lets save 25 cents in taxes for every dollar we pay to the bank. Guise we get a better tax situation when married, never mind the money vacuum we live with that will likely get more in the divorce. Idiot.

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>>685556
>3% tax break
so that might cover how much you spend on diapers in a year.

>it's fucking nothing.jpg

>> No.685641

>>685551

- be careful who you procreate with. Some of these idiots are impregnating random pretty women just because those women give them attention and say nice words to them.....without really getting to know the history and typical behavior of these women. Then they get blindsided by that same woman poisoning their kids with lies about fucking child molestation and shit....

- fight for full/joint physical custody after the breakup, even though we all know she's gonna get it because she's a woman. This destroys the "your father threw us out and doesn't care about you" claim, because you made a documented effort to get custody of the kids

- make sure you stay in your kid's life consistently after the breakup...as much as the courts will allow. This also destroys the "your father doesn't care about you" argument, because the kids themselves will know from personal experience that claim is bs

- throughout everything.....always try to be on fairly good terms with your child's mother (this is why getting to know her as a person first instead of as a love interest is important....can you still be friends with her if the romance dies?). Just because you broke up with her or she cheated on you, doesn't mean she has to be your mortal enemy for life. If she cheated, then instead of turning into OJ Simpson or a heartbroken mess, just be like "you know what? You obviously don't wanna be in a monogamous relationship with me....so let's cut this shit right here. You do your thing with someone else, I'll do mine....and we can still love and raise these kids, and be civil with one another even though we're not together"

>> No.685644

>>684012
By not marrying huge sluts, idiot

>> No.685672

Marry a girl far more sucessful than you

>> No.685725

>>685672
Do you know how hard it is to find single women who make over six figures

>> No.686064

>>684012

The maker of these comics is a confirmed cuckold. Each theme is a smart and successful man losing sex to a dumb "alpha male".

It's literally every cuckolds fantasy. Don't entertain these comics. They spread nothing but lies. If you make good money, women will suck you dry. If you can't find a girl who is willing to shack up with you in your 600,000 dollar house and remain faithful and satisfy your sexual needs, you must be the biggest mlp watching autist on earth.

>> No.686276

>>685725


Don't know why I chuckled at this

>> No.686306

>>686064
>remain faithful
Good joke

>> No.686323

>>684012
Oh christ, it's here now too? This fucking frogcancer has to be stopped. Eventually every board will be /r9k/ and the mods will have to start the bannings.

>> No.686488

>>684012

> How do I avoid being a beta faggot?
> being a beta faggot on /biz/

Sorry OP it's too late for you

>> No.686505

>>684012

the funny thing is stories like this are true (obviously) i know but about women settling down with guys after living out their fun phase and not doing anything in bed

not like i mind i'm not getting married till my 30's.

>> No.686509

>>686323
Im with you. This weekend has seen an influx of /r9k/ and /pol/ sperglords

>> No.686526
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686526

Let me tell you something I have learned, probably the most important lesson of my live.

After completing 3 Bachelors degrees (2 parallel full time, one at part-time) and a Masters degree and working awfully many odd jobs, talking to many many people and reading a whole bunch of books, i came to realize that the most significant mystery of how to have a happy marriage is common knowledge, unfortunately now lost in our times.

But I recovered it.

Marry a young girl. As young as legally possible. If the age of consent is above 16, move countries.

Those girls at least have a chance to not be fully brainwashed, used goods and can still be molded.

One day I chatted up a girl at the mall. She was 16, I was 23. After just 2 years into the relationship I proposed to her. I was her first and she was sheltered as fuck. I had enough time to infuse her with my traditionalist- semi-nationalistic ideology, made her clear the old pagan ways are superior to modern debauchery. It worked. It fucking worked.

You kill your race by not making children. You also kill it by marrying fatties or if you miscegenation.

It's time to become a hebephile, White man. Embrace it. Deep inside you know that modernism killed the traditional family unit.

>> No.686532

>>686526
>After completing 3 Bachelors degrees (2 parallel full time, one at part-time)
lel. for what purpose

>> No.686534
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>>686526
Uh, and here a supporting pic.

Bonding mechanisms, man. Women are whores. they are now and they have been even in the olden times. Even in the "a man's world" 50ies. The difference is: how does society deal with it? In our time we deal with it completely wrongly. We let them embrace it and favour them in custody battles, jurisdiction.

Mold them and bond them before they are tainted. Marry them young and be their first sexual partner. Keep them away from the TV, teach them media competence. Sounds ridiculous, but it's an educated opinion to which I came after long enough thought. You may disagree, ofc.

>> No.686537

>>686532
Admittedly not much purpose. The first one was engineering informatics, the second one was economics with informatics, so I got it easier and faster (transferred credits). 3rd one was cultural studies with specialization in philosophy for fun and giggles, out of personal interest.

>> No.686538

>>686526
Also one may please forgive my typos. Written in a hurry. I am aware it kills some of my credibility. No matter.

>> No.686548

It's just fucking crazy that being with a girl with just 4 sexual partners puts you at an almost 50% chance of divorce, and just bumping it to five puts you at a 70% chance.

If any other kind of investment had that much risk and that poor of an ROI, we'd be posting reaction images and green text en mass

I'm not an /r9k/ shitlord by any means, but numbers don't lie, and telling yourself you're a special snowflake and your situation is different is the fastest way to poorcore in any area of life

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>>686526

>varg the family man.jpg

Fuck you

>> No.686568

I don't understand these people in any capacity.

If you seriously only care about getting laid, buy fucking hookers. Seriously. A lot of them are very professional and they'll enjoy a client who isn't creepy.

If you give a shit about having a family or anything like that, then go do that. If you have an ounce of confidence or attractiveness you can get laid a few times along the way. Then date somebody for long enough to know you're both mature enough to raise a family, marry, pop out a couple of kids, live the life.

If you honestly obsess about "b-b-but people might be having sex while I do business work! I need to be an a-a-alpha to get l-l-laid!" there's no goddamn chance for you. The easiest way to have a happy life is to be fucking confident in who you are. Jesus.

>> No.686576

>>686568
I think you miss the point. While faithfulness plays a huge role, we are on /biz/ here. It's about divorce and how much it costs you.

>> No.686585

>>686576
Have her sign a prenup. Boom. Was that hard?

>> No.686586

>>686585
Doesn't hold in court in the US. Look it up.

>> No.686642

>>684012
I know the answer but I wont tell you OP :>

>> No.686645

>>686642
Is the answer to be gay?

>> No.686666

This requires cunning.
You must hide your wealth as best you can in case the left becomes reality.
Find someone who loves you

>> No.686667

>>684012
Op I suggest you find a woman who loves you for you.
You will know what she really is up to if you ask her friends or enemies
Alternatively hire a detective.
And on top of that as a defence hide your wealth
Show her part of it but never all of it

>> No.686678

>>686666
>6666

>> No.686689

>>686666
Except if you go into the relationship lying like that, you won't trust each other at all.

>> No.686697

>>686488

Ding

Marrying a vapid cunt is a beta move, hotness be damned

Friend of mine married a beautiful girl. She is a horrible person and he loathes her. But he's also kind of stupid. She quit her job a year before they got married and has not done anything in the years since except crap out a free pass to stay at home for the next decade or better. He has a job that pays well but he can no longer afford fun luxuries, even if she would allow his beta ass to buy them. That Corvette dream is out the window

>> No.686700

>>686697

>his friend's dream was a corvette

ouch looks like he's always been a beta shooting that low for a car. no amount of money will save his soul

>> No.686725

>>686700

>$70,000 cars driven by 20somethings aren't enough for this internet forum enthusiast

>> No.686746

>>686568

The funny thing about this is that an actual porn star lives in my city and I ended up meeting her through a party. We became casual friends and I didn't know she was a porn star until she told me and how she escorts.

I took her up on the offer and it was the best money I've spent on sex in a long time. What I mean by that is that all the money I've spent on dinners, movies, and other relationship advice had a horrible ROI compared to just paying the escort $500/hr. She even gave me a free hour the first time and I got huge discounts because I became a regular for about three months.

She set the bar so high that I have yet to be with a girl who came even moderately close.

1 escort > The 8 girls I've fucked before and after the escort that I didn't technically pay for sex with

If you're rich, you can have way better sex with escorts than you can ever get through regular women. Betas put too much emphasis on cuddling and pseudo love, so they can't comprehend this concept.

All women are whores, some just do it professionally and others do it for free.

>> No.686747

>>686746

she sounds like a nice girl outside the fact she takes dick all the time.

>> No.686752

>>684012
Lift weights, watch what you eat, dress better, and learn how to socialize? I'm no lady killer but it's not hard to get laid. As for the end panel, no idea how to keep things fun in bed. I haven't had a relationship last longer than 3.5 years.

>> No.686769

>>686276
I chuckled at your trip so we're even

>> No.686776
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>>686725
>internet forum enthusiast

banked for future use

>> No.686790

>>686697

>dream car
>corvette
>not '79 cadillac deville

LMAO notaest

>> No.686817

>>686534
I would rather die in a war, or something.

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>>686323
>This fucking frogcancer has to be stopped

Someone seems upset

>> No.686868

>>684172
I hate you and people like you
> /thread ing your own post

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>>686526
23rd street skidoo

>> No.687001

Dedicate more time to choosing a better wife

>> No.687002

>>684012
the author of these comics is a fucking hypocrite.

there are SHITLOADS of awkward lonely women out there who would love nothing better than to be faithful wives and mothers.

stop chasing promiscuous bimbos.

>> No.687014

>>686526
So you're ideal life involves gathering the family around the litter box to scoop up cat shit with your bare hands?

Otherwise I can't make sense of that picture.

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687113

>>684012
>step out of r9k to get a breath of fresh air
>wonder what /biz/ is up to
>mfw this thread

>> No.687115

>>684045
never!