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Hello "investors" , it's me the infamous Jason Parser.
Did you really think that some fat and unattractive neets could really become rich from the labour of smartcontracts.com?
Did the stinkies linkies thought they could live rent free from the technology developed sergay "big Mac" nazarov?
I have shadow forked your project not once, twice but 9001 times through 6 VPN which one was located in Angola'S prime minister cabinet.
You are nothing against me or the ripple.
Ripples has won. Surrender your linkies and tendies.
This is your last warning.

>> No.6723592
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6723592

Gtfo before I kick your butthole.

>> No.6723611

>>6723562
why does this coin attract the most autistic among autists, holy fuck

>> No.6723614

>>6723562
I just forked the shadow fork and made 100k

thanks

>> No.6723624
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6723624

>>6723592
For your insubordination, I have once again forked your link.
You are nothing against me

>> No.6723654

>>6723562
Dam this shadow fork meme is getting out of control

>> No.6723659

>>6723562
Thanks just bought 100k worth of shadow links

>> No.6723694
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6723694

>>6723654
You think that Jason Parser is just some urban myth or joke?
You better believe in shadow fork, because you are in one.

>> No.6723696

Shadowfork down 10% since this was posted. Way to go anon. Any other pajeet pnd we should know about?

>> No.6723724

>>6723562
Suck your dads dick ...

>> No.6723776
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6723776

I am Jason Parser.
I do not forgive
I do not forget
I am a Legion

>> No.6723800

>>6723776
Okay

>> No.6723833
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6723833

>>6723562

>> No.6723888
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6723888

WTF?
HOW DID YOU DOXXED ME?
PLEASE DELETE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION OR I WILL SHADOW FORK YOUR GIT HUB

>> No.6724030

>>6723694
It's not even funny anymore soz senpai

>> No.6724080

Holy shit! It's Jason Parser!

>> No.6724090
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6724090

>>6724030
Your existence will be shadow forked as was your little project

>> No.6724098

>>6723833
Lol, he looks like Matt Damon.

>> No.6724114

>>6724090
Nice thread senpai

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>>6724098
You may know my mortal name before the swift conference, but you don't know me now

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>>6723624
but can it scale?

>> No.6724960
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6724960

should I drop my 100 LINKS?

>> No.6725003

>>6723562
hello nigger. does "shadow fork" reference your skin tone?

>> No.6725035

>>6723562
lmao "jason parser"

sounds like a skid that just learned about json apis and making trash high risk python bots.

Is this how you feel good? Fakeposting on /biz/? If you really made money you wouldn't have to. End of discussion.

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6725130

You look tired, /biz/. Get some rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w

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6725156

>>6724728

Do you seriously fucking think that Roger would not get behind something that "doesn't scale"?

Have you seriously not learned anything here?

Why do you think HuboiPro Exchange has taken interest PAL?

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6725689

>>6723562
>Did you really think that some fat and unattractive neets could really become rich
Notch did.
If tptb allowed Notch 2b, then they can at least allow some faggots a few billion split amongst themselves.

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>>6723776
Bro wtf that hand though??

>> No.6725985

>>6725130
>Jason Parser theme

>> No.6726045
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6726045

>>6723562

Listen PAL - if you think the Parser fork is Sergey's Vision - think again.

Corey just announced in the Chainlink Cash Slack that Ellen has been hired as the Marketing Director for Chainlink Legacy.

>> No.6726279
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6726279

>>6723562
chainlink is THE bankcoin

>> No.6726317
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6726317

>>6726279
Chainlink is the final solution

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6726472

>>6726317

>> No.6726710

>>6723611
If you don't understand the reason intuitively, you aren't going to make it.

>> No.6726888

>>6724098
thats Matt Dillon

>> No.6727123
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6727123

Hope you're accumulating

>> No.6727471
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After the shadow fork reach a singularity.
The old chain link will become obsolete.
The time is ticking stinkies linkies

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6727849

>>6723562
At least you tried, kid.

>> No.6727993
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>>6727849
You may shadow fork the code, but you will never fork our will to live rent free

>> No.6728088

>>6723562
I just shadowed the link fork and made 100k

Also put down another 100k, thanks

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6728139

>>6728088
Stop it, this can't be happening. How can you fork my shadow fork?
I must inform ripple labs. Bernanke vision must be preserved

>> No.6728518

>>6726472
me goose dah

>> No.6728645

>>6723562
You shouldn't mess around too much Jason...

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>>6728139
>Bernanke vision must be preserved

>> No.6729520

Many good memes in this thread. Thanks anons.

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>>6729520
You think shadow fork is a meme?
Look at usa government. It just has been forked and will stay in lock down for indefinite time

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6730214

Jason, they know. Fork it.

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>>6723562
damn, these memes got stinky fast

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6730275

>>6730214
Fire rises

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>>6724728
>>6723624
Is it over? How can we stand against the countless power of shadow forks?

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>>6730324
bizlink shadowfork is our only chance

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>>6730263
Well well well isn't this the colonel from famous axis of Lamborghinis?
You are too late to stop the shadow fork.
Prepare to be forked

>> No.6730414

>>6723694
>>6723624
>>6723562
>>6723776
>>6723833
>>6724161
>>6724098
>>6725035
>>6725985
>>6726045
Jason Parcel? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parcels has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

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I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

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6730492

>>6730384
selling my stack for the 1488th time
fork me baby

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6730568

>>6730492
This won't be last of me colonel.
Axis will crumble upon righteous and centralized technology of ripple

>> No.6730615

>>6730275
>8%
dropped.
I will contact Jason Parser myself

>> No.6730729
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It's over linkies, we have surrounded you

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>>6730568
dumb fuck, Cardano is the true usurper

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>he didn't get the memo

oh dear...

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Sergay is compromised
I REPEAT SERGAY IS DOWN
ALL PERSONELL REPORT TO THE RIPPLE LABS