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>be me
>IQ 180
>Huge 9" penis
>Seven figures net worth

>> No.6670098

>>6670008
>and you still can't get her out of your head

>> No.6670105

>>6670008
AND NO GF

>> No.6670141
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6670141

>>6670008
>spends his time shitposting on a Bangladeshi nude whale-watching forum

>> No.6670273

>>6670008
ain't never seen that meme. there are more. after the years there are 14 that fill that description..just depends what mood your in.

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>>6670008

>> No.6670327
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>be me
>IQ aleph-1
>Vibrating in multiple dimensions at once, including your mom's vagina
>No need for money

>> No.6670349

>>6670008
Isn't this that Heather deep throat bitch?

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>>6670008
>be me
>130 IQ
>8" dick
>6' 2
>nice crypto stack
>ugly/bald
>cant talk to girls

Why has god cursed me so?

>> No.6670959

>>6670546
never say that. could be MUCH worse. spend 1/3 of your mind power in a grateful state for what you have.

>> No.6670970

>be me
>120-140 IQ depending on what bullshit online test I take
>6' 1
>6-8" dick depending on how hot he is
>relatively handsome
>also me
>crippling drug addiction
>no will power to leave room
>no job due to above

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>>6670970
Hey faggot....what is your drug of choice?

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>>6670008
girl in pic is the deepthroat legend heather brooke.

>> No.6671081

>>6670008
Post your dick or get out faggot.

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>>6671075
Thanks Captain Obvious!

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>>6671111
Also check em!

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>>6670008
>tfw will never have the petite, trust fund kid, big titted Italian qt I took to prom
>tfw she didn't even want to go with me, but nobody else asked her
>tfw she didn't even keep the flowers I gave her and just left them in the school common area
>tfw even if I became a crypto millionaire, she'd still be out of my league
This fucking image brought back some feels.

>> No.6671186

>>6670546
>>6670970

It's like, I'm just like these guys, but I have positives where they have negatives. It's like no-one is perfect, what a shock.

You do know that if you were perfect, you wouldn't be on this board, you wouldn't be happy about something else, but at least now you wanna earn a bunch of money, which will inevitably make your life better in the end.

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>>6671156
What kind if retard has high school regrets still? Stop living in the past faggot. The future is what matters. Find a new big titty bitch that has a sweet tooth for your cock!

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>>6670970
Let's see that dick

>> No.6671370

>>6671047
I'm a disgusting pothead but have indulged in a few psychedelics and ofc MDMA

and to the anon asking me to post dick, you first

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>>6671370
Any answer that's not money, means you're not gonna make it.

Also: Just Monika

>> No.6671474

>>6671263
I'm only 20, man. This wasn't that long ago. Haven't thought about it in a while, but it pops up when I see shit like the OPs image. Doesn't mean I'm not focused on the HODL

>> No.6671536

>>6670008
damn i just realized i want beer and it's a few hours till the work day ends

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>>6671370
>Drug addict
>Pothead
HAHahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah!

>Be me
>Very average penis
>No clue what my iq is
>Trust fund baby
>Married with 2 kids
>Literally no one in my life knows I'm an opiod addict.

>> No.6671596

>>6670008
>still missed out on teenage love
>dont miss out on the free IOST though

https://t.iost.io/?c=pgSQuyEv

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>>6670546
I'm literally you but am pretty /fit/ and have a blonde qt gf. Sorry bruh

>> No.6671660

>>6671552
>married

So you mean trust fund divided by 2?

>> No.6671662

>>6671596
Eat shit camel jockey!

>> No.6671693

>>6671660
Feeling comfy with that prenup though.

>> No.6671699

>>6670349
yes

>> No.6671787

>>6671693
Prenup's don't work anymore. They found a loophole.

Still comfy?

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>tfw you have a 9/10 gf but you still can't forget about the one that got away.

Keeps me up at night.

>> No.6671876

>>6670008
Nice LARPing faggot

>> No.6671919

>>6671787
My bitch ain't going nowhere unless I get caught slipping. I won't be caught. I'm careful.

>> No.6672012

>>6671833
The one that got away is probably riding the cock-carousel. Think about that for a second.

Good.

She's the one that ran away because she wanted a better guy, little did she know that you were better. Now man up and don't marry like this faggot:

>>6671919

And screw your insecurities and make babies.

Don't fucking get married you faggots, I still don't understand why you assholes do this. It's impossible to make it work if she can take half your shit.

>> No.6672154

>>6672012
Nah, more like I went to college, found my current 9/10 and put the one that got away on the back burner because I was a normie. I regret that to this day as she dates the man she'll likely marry. It is my fault and I own it, but it still hurts. Giving up is hard to do.

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>>6672154
Fucking first world problems.

>> No.6672373

>>6671693
See >>6671787, she just has to lie and say she was forced to sign out of duress or any number of other things to have it thrown out and take half your shit. I suggest investing in Monero or Cloak.

>> No.6672433

>>6672236
Indeed. The scope of my issue is not lost on me. I know these arnt real problems, which only adds to my discomfort. But the truth is, she's better without me.

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>>6672373
Even if you're right and she gets half...I can survive on 5 million!

>> No.6673056

>>6670008
What do u want op?

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>>6670008
>be me
>multiple tentacles that can act as dicks if I need them to
>have 24000 IQ
>not alot of money but I literally emit aphrodisiacs which gets bitches addicted to my dick(s)

>> No.6673261

be me
5'7
Avg penis
15 an hour
Cant green text

>> No.6673322

>>6673261
I feel ya bruh

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>> No.6673333

>>6670008
Kind of hard to recognize her without frosting on her face

>> No.6673616

>>6673226
U fukn wot

>> No.6673655

>>6670008

> be me
> IQ 220
> watch rick and morty

>> No.6674297

>>6670008
>180 IQ
>Huge penis

It was at this point that it became clear anon was roleplaying.

>> No.6674314

>>6670008
>IQ 120
>never bothered measuring penis, looks pretty normal sized
>Literally got over 6 million in my safe (Mostly big notes, bit of gold, silver and a few diamond)
>No GF

Can't really talk to women. Of the two girls I've ever hit it off with, one went insane and tried to kill me, the other killed herself. Why aren't women as simple as crypto-trading?

>> No.6674535

>>6674314
Are you rubbing off on them too much? That's why I'm glad I am not.msrrying the girl I loved the most, I only would have black pulled her and I doubt her heart could take it