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Was that really you last night? Have the fabled Swift documents been correctly identified by anon? Is the price singularity still forthcoming?

Every cult needs its figureheads, and Stinkies are no different. Where art thou, sweet Blaster of the Ass? Spout thy truths.

>> No.6614025

>>6613924
Link to last night's Assblaster thread? I was crying myself to sleep.

>> No.6614119

>>6613924
Yes. The documents have been found. It's all true, SWIFT has been building up to this for years. JPMorgan is on board.
This shit is going to be $100 EOY.

>> No.6614173

>>6614119
This is such fucking bullshit, and this is coming from someone with 75k LINK

>> No.6614185

>>6614025
this is the widest ID i've ever seen

>> No.6614228

>>6614173

The JP Morgan part?

>> No.6614248

>>6614173
https://www.swiftinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/SIWP-2016-001-Impact-Open-APIs-FINAL.pdf

>> No.6614282

>>6614248
what's the relevant page?

>> No.6614361

>>6614185

Respect the girth

>> No.6614371

Beware LINK is already shadowforked
This will not be the token for the oracle network

>> No.6614397

>>6614371
proof?

>> No.6614405
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6614405

Friendly reminder SWIFT don't even plan on using distributed ledger technology for another 4-5 years.

>> No.6614406

>>6614282
Basically the whole thing. This one is about European PSD2 standardization and it confirms everything Assblaster told us.
The document mentioning JPMorgan was in Spanish, so I didn't bother to keep the link. I hope some anon saved it.

>> No.6614429

>>6614185
>>6614361
It represents the widening of my asshole as the crypto markets continually pound it the past 2 days

>> No.6614431

>>6614371
oh fuck they forked the code those fucking pajewts. SELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>> No.6614488

>>6614371
meaning?

>> No.6614570

>>6614371
delet

>> No.6614595
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6614595

>>6614371
>he bought LINK on binance instead of LNK on CoinExchange
you fucking idiots

>> No.6614651

>>6614405
Linklets will ignore this

>> No.6614655

>>6614371
This is just a meme, don't fall for it, or do I honestly don't care, why am I even typing..

>> No.6614675

>>6614595
kill urself for making me look faggot

>> No.6614737

>>6614405
True if big

>> No.6614761

>>6614405

This doesn't mean that SWIFT isn't working with LINK to set forth those standards.

>> No.6614826

>>6614405
Which means that LINK will eventually reach $1000.
Wew, what a time to be alive.

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6614885

>>6614826
But by that time pic related will already be dominating the market.

>> No.6614911

>>6614397
>>6614488
J. Parser secretly forked LINK after the ICO debacle, the binance listing and after SWIFT and other partners stated their concerns about the involvement of reddit and 4chan in particular
Do you really think they want a bunch of neets as main tokenholders?
AB confirmed this in the last thread

They recognized that a white overweight autist as CEO would immediately attract the retards from the cesspool known as 4chan because the can relate with him
So they needed a plan B
The forked LINK into a different project
They needed CEOs repulsive enough to drive /biz/ away but reliable enough for partners
So they recruited two pajeets from standford university and named the new project mobius

>> No.6614942

>>6614885
>literal pajeets
sure thing bud

>> No.6615005

>>6614885
>pajeets
>dogecoin
yeah good luck, bud.

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6615014

>>6613924
Here's the thread from last night:
>>>/biz/thread/S6560973

Still no link sent to those accounts...

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6615041

>>6614885
>mfw literal Pajeets.

>> No.6615048

>>6614405
>it will take about 4 years before we arrive at a standard
i think that means 4-5 years until all banks are using the same thing (chainlink)
correct me if i'm wrong.

>> No.6615066

>>6614885
kek
Is that actually the team? I was just about to look into Mobius cause I heard it was a potential competitor.

>> No.6615202

>>6613924
What the fuck OP, can't even bump your own post?

>> No.6615245

My ass is ready for a blast. Where art thou assblaster?

>> No.6615249
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6615249

>>6614405
...g-guys?

>> No.6615284

>>6615249
Holy shit talk about being a deluded stinky linky.

>> No.6615307

>>6614911
kek, nice

>> No.6615333
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6615333

>>6615249
Five years and i will be multimillionaire

I can wait

>> No.6615339

>>6615249
>Would literally make me a millionaire

Never going to happen.

>> No.6615390

>>6614885
ugly even by developer standards, what the fuck happened to Chandler's cranium?

>> No.6615417

>>6615284
That's what i understand from what you posted. Can you elaborate on what you think it means? I'm not a deluded linkie, i'm trying to figure out if chainlink is destined for success or not.

>> No.6615420

Trips and assblaster will appear

>> No.6615432

>>6615420

420 good enough?
Assblaster pls be pothead and appear

>> No.6615433

>>6613924

It's fake. Handle in previous posts were 'AssBlaster' but the post from last night was 'Assblaster'

Go see for yourself

>> No.6615446

>>6615420
get

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6615485

>>6615420
oh hi

>> No.6615497

>>6614371

lmao literally witnessed the creation of this meme earlier today. First time actually being part of something funny

>> No.6615559

>>6615420
trips and yesterday's assblaster was a fake and the new one is dead

>> No.6615575

>>6615249
listen guys I hold over 500k linkies and because I have more than most of you, I have a greater authority on the subject of predicting the future. $1k per LINK will NEVER happen we will be lucky to see $2 because my cognitive dissonance controls the market. also I'm Jason Parser's cousin

>> No.6615603

Who is Jason Parsnips and why is he shadow forking LINK?

>> No.6615609

>>6614885

With poos and joos, you lose.

>> No.6615623

>>6615417
>Big wall-street boys want to build a decentralized banking infrastructure.
>They want to make it a standard for all banks in the world.
>They hire Sergey to develop Chainlink.
>Every linkie is now a shareholder of the future one world banking.
>Every linkie will receive $ just by staking their link to the nodes.
>If you have at least 2000 LINK you are set for life

>> No.6615658

>>6615575
Yo, parser's cousin, what's the shadow fork called? Asking for a friend

>> No.6615702

>>6614885
Sergei Nazarov SN Satoshi Nakamoto
Jackson Palmer JP Jason Parsor

>> No.6615780

>>6614885
They can't even round off their circles. This is a scam.

>> No.6615856

>>6615702
I AM SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY

>> No.6615881

>>6615658
It's the JSP token.

>> No.6615956

>>6613924
It is now tomorrow in Europe. He has forsaken us.

>> No.6616094

>>6615780
I just noticed. HAHAHAHA! I told you all. Mobius is a P&J Coin aka Pajeet & Jew.

>> No.6616122

>>6615420
trips and Jason Parser is a SF bugchaser with Sirgay.

>> No.6616178

>>6616094
>I just noticed. HAHAHAHA! I told you all. Mobius is a P&J Coin aka Pajeet & Jew.
they can team w bitconnect and become PB&J

>> No.6616194

>>6615780
wow

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6616393

>>6616194
kek

>> No.6616907

bump

>> No.6617224

Who is Jason "shadowfork" Parsnips?

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6617564

>>6617224

>> No.6618154

Someone needs to write a fucking book about this shit. My sides have exceeded the boundaries of the Universe reading these threads.
On another more serious note, I hope to fooking god none of u are actually serious about this shit and are just here for keks like i am.

>> No.6618447

>>6618154
You're right! Its all just a joke! SELL SELL SELL

>> No.6618856

AB pls

>> No.6619004

>>6618154
serious about what? holding bags of links? im sure 80% of pp in this thread have heavy bags of it

>> No.6619077
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6619077

Jason Parser shadow forked

>> No.6619171

>>6619004
Bought at $0.16, man those bags are killing me.

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6619510

>>6618154
we're all serious and we're all holding huge link bags anon
maybe it's time for you to leave