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6578970 No.6578970 [Reply] [Original]

REPORT IN, WOJAKS, I WANT A STATUS REPORT OF LOSSES AGAINST THE RED CANDLES

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

>> No.6578987

make the guy look more and more beat up as this continues...

>> No.6579026
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6579026

>>6578970
Chief Wojak Officer here. Ready for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.6579053
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6579053

67% Major reporting to base

>> No.6579171

>>6578970
In fiat, chief wojak officer 5, in sats master sergeant

>> No.6579188

Chief Wojak officer 5 reporting in ! We are getting sustained fire. I report the J. are eating our soldiers' hands. Recommend putting hands in pocket for now. Over.

>> No.6579216
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6579216

Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps reporting in.

>> No.6579220

>>6579188
Kek

>> No.6579250

Brigadier general here

>> No.6579299

im up 300% since 2 days sorry bois

>> No.6579339

>>6579299
YOU ARE THE ENEMY

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6579374

-50% Wojak here. It hurts but I'm clinging to life

Any wojakbros here with over -80%?

>> No.6579398

>>6578970
Second Lieutenant reporting in.
At this point I either want it to go up or go down and take me to 98% so i can fucking kill myself and end the pain.
>started with a tiny amount
>didn't buy and hold
>traded constantly even at the top
>in the eyes of the law took gains all the way to the fucking top
>live in a country with 45% tax rate for maximum earners
>my gains are so large almost all of it is in that tax rate
>portfolio is dropping to the point that the value is probably under the taxes i owe now
That's soon to be dishonorably discharged and serving time for tax evasion Second Lieutenant to you, private.

>> No.6579577

>>6578970

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