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WOJAK ARMY REPORT FOR DUTY Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:21:20 2018 No.6528599 [Reply] [Original]

WELL DONE WOJAKS, WE LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. REPORT IN WITH YOUR BATTLE-SCARS, PROMOTIONS ARE INBOUND

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:46:29 2018 No.6529311 File: 26 KB, 632x756, 1514982224714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6528599 Reporting in sarge!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:49:50 2018 No.6529407 File: 40 KB, 548x640, 1515947375963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MSgt reporting in. How are my fellow crypto Marines hodling up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:50:52 2018 No.6529433 File: 289 KB, 700x700, 1503190010000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6529407 Everything's fine sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:56:13 2018 No.6529583 >>6528599 Sgt major reportin in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:57:26 2018 No.6529614 >>6528599 Master Sergeant reporting, sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:58:29 2018 No.6529647 File: 8 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Captain reporting in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:58:48 2018 No.6529656 Staff Sergeant reporting for duty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:59:28 2018 No.6529678 I really like EGAS, it looks like a scamcoin but even if it is, at this price it can still go 10x before it gets dumped. check it out. Take a look@ https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:02:31 2018 No.6529762 >>6528599 WOJACK OFFICER W-1 REPORTING SIR TAKEN HEAVY FIRE AND ONE OF MY LIMBS HAVE BEEN BLOWN OFF BUT I THINK I CAN RECOVER SIR, AWAITING ORDERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:03:03 2018 No.6529780 quality thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:03:24 2018 No.6529788 File: 27 KB, 486x486, 1496434084967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Corporal reporting in!!! Ready to die

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:03:32 2018 No.6529795 >>6528599 officer on deck. at ease faggots. CWO-3 reporting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:03:34 2018 No.6529799 File: 5 KB, 275x183, WHAT THE FUK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6529678 SIR THERE'S A PAJEET AMONGST THE RANKS PERMISSION TO PULL THE TRIGGER SIR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:04:29 2018 No.6529820 LTGEN reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:04:36 2018 No.6529826 >>6529799 permission granted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:04:41 2018 No.6529833 why do the people doing worst get the better ranks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:06:06 2018 No.6529878 1st LT reporting in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:06:09 2018 No.6529880 File: 430 KB, 636x750, 1378821628631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chief Wojak Officer 4 reporting in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:06:13 2018 No.6529882 File: 25 KB, 600x598, 1515711602203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6528599 Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting in. Feels poor man Lost fucking 70k in this mayhem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:06:38 2018 No.6529896 >>6529833 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:06:50 2018 No.6529901 >>6529799 PERMISSION TO FIRE GRANTED, WO1

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:07:43 2018 No.6529935 Sergeant Major reporting in. 33k to 20k. It has been a fun ride with juicy memes all over the place. Gonna fasten my seat belts for the blast off towards the moon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:08:13 2018 No.6529950 >>6529901 PAJEET HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED SIR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:09:46 2018 No.6530000 File: 383 KB, 600x2244, 1515584530609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6528599 Staff Sergeant reporting in.

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:10:10 2018 No.6530009

>>6528599

I was a humble Sergeant yesterday, probably got promoted to Captain this night, i don't even want to log in to see the balance desu.
With so many people being absolutely BTFO i could become a Field Marshal of Pink Wojak Forces before the end of the week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:31:55 2018 No.6530673 Sir, Master Sergeant reporting in! Th-thanks for the promotion, Sir!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:33:37 2018 No.6530721 >>6528599 Down from 2.3 million USD to 1.28 million USD in a few days. I don't know what I'm feeling right now but it feels bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:40:56 2018 No.6530944 Reporting in H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt The losses were too great last night. Thousand yard stare

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:43:05 2018 No.6531018 Chief Wojak Officer 5 REPORTING IN SIR ! I WAS A SIMPLE SERGEANT MAJOR YEE-YE-YESTERDAY. THANKS F-FOR TH-THE PROMOTION SIR...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:44:57 2018 No.6531065 The fighting is not yet over sir, red candle spotted and it looks strong!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:45:07 2018 No.6531070 >>6531018 Second Lieutenant REPORTING IN SIR. YOU GIVE ME AN O-OTH-OTHER PROMOTION IN 1 MINUTE. IT'S ENOUGH SIR, TH-TH-THANK YOU S-S-SIR REPORTING IN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:45:29 2018 No.6531085 >>6528599 F1Sgt reporting in. Is the worst of it officially over then? I mean the burger normies haven;'t even woke up to see the drop before they kamikaze yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:46:06 2018 No.6531104 File: 234 KB, 665x800, 1515712927461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6528599 >Portfolio ATH was $34k >Now sitting at $23k

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 08:54:51 2018 No.6531362 >>6528599 PFC reporting in sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:00:52 2018 No.6531548 File: 141 KB, 640x1136, 8750160F-62FF-4630-B4B2-A456F5638CA4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LT COLONEL HERE AT EASE GENTS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:04:20 2018 No.6531658 >>6528599 Master Sergeant hodling the line

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:15:09 2018 No.6532001 File: 61 KB, 1024x1024, 1514503010308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6528599 Master Sergeant Wojak reporting sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:19:24 2018 No.6532133 File: 74 KB, 736x484, 1509978387119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6528599 hero general reporting in, cashed out 95% of my crypto and never felt so good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:35:23 2018 No.6532652 >>6530000 Wasted. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:42:02 2018 No.6532862 0.5% up in satoshis boyos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 09:43:53 2018 No.6532909 File: 16 KB, 250x370, I came.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Second Lieutenant reporting in. I will stay until the end.