/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.6408337]

Give me your best Chainlink fud biz.

Cmon let's hear it

[Anonymous No.6408405]

>>6408337
No need. When the coin is goes to zero in the next few months you'll do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.6408423]

>>6408337

>Supercomputers
>Priced in
>Team AWOL
>No Communication ever
>Registered in a Tax haven
>Slavic scamcoin Pump & Dump
>No activity on GITHUB
>Solves nothing
>Toilets
>Rory
>Useless token
>Deluded
>Doesn't need a token
>2 devs
>Sergey is philosophy major
>Bagholders left to fend for themselves
>Nobody outside /biz/ knows about this scamcoin
>you all got had
>Below ICO price
>No trade volume
>Chinks own 40% of this coin
>Dev has 6 billion tokens in his personal wallet
>Altcoin garbage
>2 shit exchanges
>People literally robbed "LOST ALL MY LINK NOO"
>Stuttering potheads

[Anonymous No.6408427]

>>6408337
This is a scam coin. Created by a PnD discord group.
For proof check this discord link of theirs:

>FDu8Rd

Do NOT buy these BAGS.! DYOR.

[Anonymous No.6408433]

something something... it doesnt work above $1

[Anonymous No.6408474]

>>6408337
>Go to local shop and save yesterday.
>Four 12 packs of Fresca for $10.
>Do some shopping
>Checking out, the cashier asks me if I need any bags.
>Frustrated
>I HAVE ENOUGH BAGS.
>Leaving I hear her mutter under her breath
>Stinky Linkie

[Anonymous No.6408494]

I love LINK FUD. I'm a linky my self, and seeing Link Fud makes me wanna hodl even more because of the terrible, non creative fud being spread. I haven't seen a single convincing fud, that says a lot.

[Anonymous No.6408549]

>>6408337

Stinky Linky pump-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect shitcoin for you
Stinky Linky pump-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you invest in a rush?
Buying the coins mined where toilets flush
Where are you at getting a SWIFT partnership?
How long do you think you'll hold your grip?

Stinky Linky pump-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies pump-pa-dee-do

[Anonymous No.6408565]

Its being shilled almost exclusively right now so probably pump and dump being planned

[Anonymous No.6408694]

>>6408405
>>6408423
>>6408427
>>6408433
>>6408474
>>6408549
>>6408565

Yes yes. More, more! Feed the belly. It only makes it stronger

[Anonymous No.6408744]

ph-philosophy major...

[Anonymous No.6408779]

>>6408337

NEED MORE FUD. SELL ME YOUR CHEAP LINKS FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.6408858]

The image that will make any stinky linky squirm

[Anonymous No.6408910]

bump
need more fud

[Anonymous No.6408938]

Smartcontract team had 30 million in eth at $300 they probably didnt even sell. So now thats $140,000,000 worth of ethereum.
Plus the 300 million tokens they have reserved for funding of the project, over $300,000,000.
So in total they have about $450,000,000 to fund their project, rent office space, hire more team members.
Have they dont any of that shit? Fuck no they havent. Pair all the money they have with the fact they are registered in the CAYMAN ISLANDS... Sergey and Steve are already retired. If this were an IPO, they'd be ass raped by the SEC within an instant.
Also the severe lack of communication is a massive red flag.

[Anonymous No.6408998]

>>6408337
Stalin took the lawyers, Mao took the lawyers, Hitler took the lawyers, 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR LAWYERS. We will not relinquish them!!! Don't you understand?
>Rent Free.

[Anonymous No.6409016]

anyone invested in this pajeet scam PnD coin made up by some autistic philosophy major must fucking HATE MONEY

[Anonymous No.6409064]

>>6408858

You're right it does. Because I can smell your shit stained underwear from here pajeet.

[Anonymous No.6409520]

OK, so none of the usual FUD means anything any more to anyone that is keeping a close eye, but here's at least some food for thought.

It might not work. There is a non-zero possibility that, even with all their talent and hard work and ability to hire people, they just can't make it work. Do you realise what they are trying to deploy here? Hundreds if not thousands of nodes, every node being an extremely technical ongoing process (ie, no hobbyist or "passive" nodes, every node operator has to be completely devoted to operating and maintaining a node). There is a chance (and, depending on you level of LINK fanaticism, maybe a big chance) that a decentralised oracle network in fact presents too much of a technical challenge on an ongoing practical basis. The team understands that if the ChainLink network 80% works then it doesn't work at all. For the sort of people they are selling it to, it can't "kinda" work. It can't work "OK". It has to work impeccably. That means that they have to get potentially thousands of extremely technical nodes up and running, and they have to be working impeccably.
This isn't just "not easy". This is so difficult that even with all the tech wizardry and willpower in the world there is a chance this whole project will fail. Factor in recent question marks about the security of Intel SGX and you realise the sort of thing that could take this down. Even with a successful deployment a catastrophic security failure in the secure hardware or some other aspect of the network could arise only after deployment, and could be so ingrained to be fatal.

You can be excited about ChainLink, sure, but don't count your $100 LINK chickens until they have hatched. Any major and insoluble problem that arises during deployment could take all of the wind out of ChainLink's sails and actually kill this thing dead.

[Anonymous No.6409556]

Ugliest logo I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.6410101]

>>6408427

what the fuck is wrong with you pajeet

[Anonymous No.6410181]

>>6408423
>Rory
fuck off Rory

[Anonymous No.6410257]

>>6410101
I cant stand these discord niggers pls ban all of them

[Anonymous No.6410407]

>>6410101
I'll admit this meme is good, I'll use it when everyone begs for my bags.

[Anonymous No.6410904]

>>6409520
>>6408938
I like how everyone ignores actual fud and just posts shitty memes
Shills trying to convince everyone that the only fud surrounding chainlink is nothing but memes they made themselves.. This shill campaign has been busting out revolutionary tactics for months now. Quite impressed.

[Anonymous No.6410951]

>>6408423
DELET

[Anonymous No.6410999]

>>6408337

How the fuck is a simple Jason Parser worth any more than $32M?

[Anonymous No.6411070]

>>6408337

Why buy Chainlink when ETH goes 10%+ a day?

[Anonymous No.6411337]

>>6410904
Damn you're right...better market sell my LINK.... :(

[Anonymous No.6411354]

MOBIUS

[Anonymous No.6411360]

>>6410999
this is my fav. I'll make a poster of this and frame it when Link reaches $10.

[Anonymous No.6411385]

>>6411070

tru

[Anonymous No.6411414]

>How the fuck is a simple Jason Parser worth any more than $32M?
Oh so simple right why don't you build it out went do what link is trying then? Oh that's because your a dumb piece of shit who doesn't know what tf they r talking about kek

[Anonymous No.6411415]

>>6411360
Thanks anon, it's my first link OC. Link has the best memes/digits.

[Anonymous No.6411468]

>>6411414
I'd try but do you know how quickly Sergey would send Jason Parser out to kill me? You DO NOT want to fuck with that guy.