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>2021
>wake up
>get dressed
>go to local BMW dealership
>”hi, I’d like to buy your top of the line sedan and a crossover for the wife”
>”that’s great, I’m assuming you’ll be taking out a loan?” Asked the dealer
>”no, I’ll be using ripple” I replied
>”OK, bud. For the sedan and crossover, we’ll lock the price at 1400 Garlinghouses” (Approximately .00000021 XRP)
>”great deal. Should I wait in the lounge for the transaction to be complete?” I asked
>”the transaction was complete the moment I locked the price”
>thank the man
>drive away with my two brand new luxury cars
>have sex with my beautiful Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers

>> No.6230898

>>6230836
typical deluded cRipple

>> No.6230908

>>6230836
>ukrainian jewess
>beautiful
it's like you fell for the big tits/ass = attractive mate meme the Jewish media has been shilling for the past century.

>> No.6230977
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>>6230836
>Garlinghouses

>> No.6231067

>>6230836
You had me till the Jewess part.

I unironically have 49 cripples on a Binance account just in case this ever happens.

>> No.6231127

>>6231067
Holy shit that's like a Snickers bar in 2025. Nice just bought 100k.

>> No.6231162

keep going.....

>> No.6231300
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>> No.6231478

>>6231300

Make one for XRP = $1000 so we can all laugh when it actually comes true.

>> No.6231591
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>>6231478
at $1000 it would have more than double of the world's total wealth in mcap

>> No.6231629

>>6231591
>muh market cap
Confirmed crypto illiterate

>> No.6231686

>bmw not still garbage in the future
>drive away with 2 cars

Kek'd

>> No.6231703

If you're silly enough to fall for those big khazar milkies then you're silly enough to buy into ripple.

>> No.6232157

>>6231591

Confirmed for not knowing how to Google basic macroeconomic data. Total global market cap of central bank paper and electronic currency is at least $90 Trillion. All global wealth is at least $590 Trillion.

>> No.6232213

>>6232157
Don’t forget about derivatives at $1.5 quadrillion

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>>6232157
not measuring global wealth in satoshis.
it is like you want to stay poor

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>>6232290
>measuring in satoshis

>> No.6232354

>>6230836
>Garlinghouses

9/10

>> No.6232517

>>6230836
And then you woke up, covered in your own jizz.

Sad...

>> No.6232782

>>6230836
>Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers
Jews have small tits. I believe the rest of the story though.