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So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fukc is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fukcing sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my aids shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out.

Most embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fukcing room immediatly you sick fukcing predator". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

Also I bought in on BTC at 19k and panic sold at 11k and lost my 95% of my investment.

also I panic sold the BTC I bought in at 19k at 11k earlier this week and I lost 95% of my investment

i really feel like killing myself right now

>> No.6060134

>>6060039
Good pasta, saved.

>> No.6060186

>>6060039
fuck your life

>> No.6060516
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>> No.6060545

>>6060039
Yeah sure, it’s not like the sister will explain the situation to your parents. Also, if my sister would take off her towel I would just nope the fuck out of there. What are you, autistic?

>> No.6060614

Also I’m terrified of the bubble, especially with the recent explosion of the market cap. Realistically speaking, could it burst this month?

>> No.6060667

8.9/10, would read again.

>> No.6060800

>>6060614
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmF79Zn6-bk

>> No.6060862

Proof or didn't happen

>> No.6060873

>>6060545
Not everybody is afraid of a human body you faggot

>> No.6060948

>>6060545
>>6060873
I would be if there were consequences.

>> No.6061007

>>6060039
>Also I bought in on BTC at 19k and panic sold at 11k and lost my 95% of my investment.
>also I panic sold the BTC I bought in at 19k at 11k earlier this week and I lost 95% of my investment
9/10 now this is what we should be striving for /biz/, well done

>> No.6061052

>>6060039
I lol'd but
>Also I bought in on BTC at 19k and panic sold at 11k and lost my 95% of my investment.
>also I panic sold the BTC I bought in at 19k at 11k earlier this week and I lost 95% of my investment
this makes no sense

>> No.6061102

>>6060039

Sorry for your loss. So, how's life as a homeless teenager?

>> No.6061224

>>6060039
7/10

>> No.6061280

>>6060039
dammit op i was all psyched for some lolirotica, decent story all the same.

>> No.6061339

OP at least you’re leading an intresting life. All I do is eat sleep work video mgame smoke weed watch my investments. At least you experiencing life.

>> No.6061507

6/10

>> No.6061531

>>6060614
stop being a pussy. what bubble?
did the bankster controlled media tell you there was a bubble - sell now?

>> No.6061601

>>6061052
He forgot that he wrote the first sentence then wrote the second one in a more detailed way. This is a tell that the entire thing was made up or dramatized because you see that he was looking to get as much impact as possible.

>> No.6061786

>>6061531
Look at the massive amounts of profits made, how long can this go on?