/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.6059201]

>There are people on this board who have had sex and think they aren’t normies

[Anonymous No.6059313]

I haven't hugged a woman for 5 years

[Anonymous No.6059345]

I haven't hugged a woman for 1 week.

[Anonymous No.6059349]

>>6059201
everybody has sex unless you’re autistic or really ugly genetic shit. go anywhere and see the beautiful couples everywhere

[Anonymous No.6059394]

>>6059201
mods do your job and prune this r9k thread

[Anonymous No.6059437]

>>6059201
Does it count if it hasn't been in over 8 years?

[Anonymous No.6059443]

Wrong board?

[Anonymous No.6059468]

>>6059394
I've never seen a /biz/ mod prune a thread

[Anonymous No.6059469]

am i a normie if i only had sex with prostitutes

[Anonymous No.6059527]

>>6059437
10 years no sex here. now that i'm making it i'll probably get an escort to practice on

[Anonymous No.6059529]

>>6059201
Nice just bought 100k A.I. waifus

[Anonymous No.6059538]

>>6059443

/biz/ is reserved for male virgin NEETs sorry to exclude you

[Anonymous No.6059555]

>>6059469
Same here desu.

[Anonymous No.6059593]

>>6059527
>>6059469

I should have said without having to pay for it

[Anonymous No.6059603]

Making money and spending it on hookers is the true /biz/ way.

[Anonymous No.6059683]

>>6059313
>>6059345
>>6059349
>>6059394
>>6059437
>>6059527
NORMIES GO AWAY! REEEEEEEE!!

[Anonymous No.6059777]

these fuckin normies. leave until you have the chance to be a virgin in the next life

[Anonymous No.6059844]

>>6059201
I haven't talked to or seen a woman in 6 months at least

[Anonymous No.6059900]

>>6059201
>be me
>have had sex many times
>crypto portfolio up 1000% initial investment
>wagecuck for nearly 200k/year
who else /chad/ here?

[Anonymous No.6059918]

>>6059844
My waifu keeps me sane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZdBGGfqUY

[Anonymous No.6060065]

>>6059777

Novirgins are assblasted that they blew their only chance to gain favor from the crypto gods

Having sex will damn a man to a life devoid of all moon missions

[Anonymous No.6060074]

>>6059900
you're not supposed to say that though. its pointless on an anonymous imageboard anyway, its better if we all just LARP as NEET neckbeards and post weird shit. it keeps true NPC normalshits from invading

[Anonymous No.6060177]

>>6059201
disgusting isn't it

[Anonymous No.6060195]

>>6060074
for instance, the other day some kid was posting pics of himself with his shirt off talking about how much better he is than everybody. its anonymous! nobody knows who you are!! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK and if you get some sort of satisfaction out of bragging to anonymous people anonymously then there might be something wrong with your head

[Anonymous No.6060220]

>>6059201
>there are newfag normalfags who say normie but dont think they are a normalfag

[Anonymous No.6060229]

Does it matter if I've had sex but basically live in /b/, /pol/, world of warcraft and suffer from crippling anxiety?

[Anonymous No.6060235]

>>6060074
>>6060195
>caring this much about bantz
>caring this much about muh board culture
get out permavirgin and go to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.6060249]

>>6060235
no, go fuck yourself cancer

[Anonymous No.6060321]

>>6060229

You sound pretty based for a normie but sorry

[Anonymous No.6060324]

>>6060074
>>6060195
>>6059918
>constantly posting chinese cartoons

apex autism

[Anonymous No.6060330]

>>6060249

[Anonymous No.6060357]

>chad
>1.77 b souls
>bags

Come at me

[Anonymous No.6060383]

>>6060324
wait, what website am I on again? this is 4chan, right? founded by pic related?

>>6060330
don't forget it

[Anonymous No.6060385]

>>6060195
what anime?

[Anonymous No.6060398]

>>6060321
please no, social interactions outside literally makes me feel nauseous and clammy to the point i feel like i'm gonna pass out.

holding down a job is torture.

[Anonymous No.6060404]

>>6059201
>there are redditfrog posters who call other people "normies" and phonepost and think they aren't normalfags

[Anonymous No.6060417]

I've been in this shithole for over 10 years and even I have a gf

[Anonymous No.6060430]

>>6059201
ofc, women always have sex desu

[Anonymous No.6060452]

>>6059201
I've had sex with 61 women and I'm on your board

[Anonymous No.6060455]

>>6060383
moot is capable of posting without including a picture of his 2dwaifu of the day.

[Anonymous No.6060478]

>>6060417
>I've been in this shithole for over 10 years
Don't remind me.

[Anonymous No.6060485]

>easier to become a millionaire before I turn 25 than getting a young qt gf

[Anonymous No.6060490]

>>6059918
>>6060074
>>6060195
>I post pics of some 2D slut therefore I am not a normie

absolutely pathetic

[Anonymous No.6060492]

Haven't had sex with a woman but I have a huge collection of sex toys, mostly Meiki's that I bang on the regular

[Anonymous No.6060519]

>>6059201
I am a permavirgin in sense of the words even appearance, except I'm not neet and have a gf. That's it though.

[Anonymous No.6060525]

>>6060404
>>6060220

Normalfags don’t even understand what the word means so I have to put it in terms they’ll understand

[Anonymous No.6060567]

>>6060455
why would i post any other girl? besides 2d art is beautiful everybody loves it

>>6060490
>normie

[Anonymous No.6060581]

>>6060519

>permavirgin
>has gf

Is she 2D?

[Anonymous No.6060625]

Normieness comes quite unexpectedly.

First you're a robot. Then, through your robot activities, you meet some people who invite you to the robot parties. On the robot parties you meet more robots, eventually you and some vagina-robot get drunk enough to make out.
Then, should you both decide to pursue this, you might enter a robot-relationship. Have some robot-sex (it might be difficult if you're both doing it first time). Then you realize that you've been in a robot-relationship for five years.

During these years you gain a lot of self-confidence, so when the next vagina-robot confesses her feelings, you kiss her.

Then you're laying awake in the night and think "holy shit, not only have I a girl, but I can also CHOOSE? when did I become a normie-chad?"

[Anonymous No.6060648]

>>6060567
nice comeback you fucking spanner

[Anonymous No.6060674]

>>6060525
>caring about that
So like I said, you are a normalfag and a newfag

[Anonymous No.6060687]

>>6060485
You can buy all the young qt gfs you want when you're a millionaire

[Anonymous No.6060748]

>>6060625
because you were just a normalfag all along and you only thought otherwise because you were deluded by 4chan

[Anonymous No.6060796]

>>6059201
I havent fucked since july

[Anonymous No.6060809]

>>>6060485
>You can buy all the young qt gfs you want when you're a millionaire

how? I don't think this is true

[Anonymous No.6060827]

>>6060625
>>>>>robot parties

[Anonymous No.6060868]

>>6060748
I wish that were so. But the things I have done when I was 12-17... I want to kill myself when I think about that.

[Anonymous No.6060961]

>>6060809
>I don't think this is true

[Anonymous No.6060994]

>>6059201
In high school a chick literally walked up to me, started hitting on me and we became friends with benefits. If it werent for that I'd still be a virgin probly. Pic related, hnggg that juicy boot

[Anonymous No.6061029]

>be on 4chin since 08
>Drop out of uni
>lose virginity at 26 (to a hooker)
>NEET for 5 years
>Get my shit together, lift, get several GFs and meme cert my way into IT jobs. Travel a bit. Crypto gains from early '17
>This makes me a normie

[Anonymous No.6061064]

>>6059900
same here, anon
>be me
>slept with around 15 girls before I settled down
>married now and my wife is hot af
>got into crypto in early 2017. up huge
>wagecuck for 200k/year
>browse /biz/ almost every day
why the fuck do autists on here care?

[Anonymous No.6061316]

well im gonna lose my virginity tonight, so see ya non normies im leaving 8)

[Anonymous No.6061490]

>>6061064
my brother. good on you for being married anon. that's the next step with my qt gf this year.

[Anonymous No.6061528]

>>6060827
These are really fun. Usually it's 8-10 people (most of which you don't know and you're never going to see them again) doing some stupid things like watching a James Bond movie with the Czech dubbing. Everyone is superawkward and very eager to leave.

[Anonymous No.6061793]

>>6059349
>unless you’re autistic
Precisely. This is what OP is getting at.

[Anonymous No.6061832]

>>6059201
I'll be 23 soon, still a virgin. I have a GF, but she's underage so gotta wait a while.

[Anonymous No.6061835]

>>6059201
But it only happened when i paid for it

[Anonymous No.6061904]

>>6061832
Same here, 24 with a 17 year old gf. It's a good problem to have.

[Anonymous No.6062013]

>>6060195
>the other day some kid was posting pics of himself with his shirt off talking about how much better he is than everybody.
Are you talking about the thread where some turbo autist was going around calling everyone fat and got called out by a /fit/izen to take a shirtless pic and the turbosperg accepted and got btfo by topless anon?

[Anonymous No.6062055]

>>6059394
fuck off normalfag not every virgin is a crazy woman hating retard like r9k

[Anonymous No.6062060]

>>6061832
>>6061904
where do you guys even run into these girls? I'm your age and don't encounter people that age, ever.

[Anonymous No.6062073]

>>6059201
I haven't been outside in 4 months

[Anonymous No.6062074]

Literally just take some of your crypto money and hire an escort holy shit

[Anonymous No.6062112]

>>6062055
it's not relevant to /biz/ though is it

[Anonymous No.6062172]

>>6059683
Why so angry, bro? Have you you tried being yourself? That's all I do and girls love it. Just gotta be yourself bro.

[Anonymous No.6062188]

>>6062172
>>>/r/incels

[Anonymous No.6062202]

>>6062060
Steam, threads on /soc/ and /r9k/. Plenty of places to look, you just need to put in some effort and be patient.

[Anonymous No.6062318]

>>6062013

lol gib link plz

[Anonymous No.6062329]

>>6062202
long distance is shit though

[Anonymous No.6062425]

>>6062329
That's why you gotta find someone that lives in the same city, or at least near enough to visit without a plane ticket.