Centrelink telling me to get a job

[Anonymous No.6015188]

boys my welfare period is about to expire,

ive been on centrelink all my life, and ever since i left highschool ive been on it - unemployed.

i dont want to work, i want to continue receiving benefits, my centrelink certificate is ending and they sent me a letter telling me to start looking for a job,

i still havent made it in crypto, im so depressed, i dont want to work, i havent made it in crypto yet. how can i continue leeching?

[Anonymous No.6015292]

Lobotomise yourself and get disability payments.

[Anonymous No.6015352]

>>6015292
fuck that, i wantto continue leeching whilst being 100% fit for work

[Anonymous No.6015392]

>>6015188
You can kill yourself and leech off the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.6015419]

use new job as a means to buy more shit coins idiot. I work a cruisy desk job at an apt complex, spend most of my day shit posting and trading on the work pc.

[Anonymous No.6015438]

>>6015392
how about i fuck your mum?

[Anonymous No.6015456]

>>6015392
what if welfare is banned in heaven?

[Anonymous No.6015485]

>>6015188
Kys you lazy faggot. I sure as fuck don't want my taxes feeding you

[Anonymous No.6015547]

>>6015485
you will continue paying me with your hard earned cash you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.6015570]

go to uni and do a piss easy arts course

[Anonymous No.6015571]

>>6015188
Do some work you fucking lazy cunt. God I fucking hate lazy Aussies.

I've worked since I left school and while I studied, I also have a decent chunk in crypto now and have been working 2 jobs for fun.

please just go into your desert and end it.

[Anonymous No.6015573]

>>6015188

Create kucoin referral threads thats supporting me at the moment about $120 a week. Need to get me some drugs.

[Anonymous No.6015614]

>>6015188
Kill yourself you degenerate bottom feeder.

What do your parents do for a living? I bet you come from a broken home, and have had to endure dozens of beatings from the revolving door of guys your mother has fucked during your childhood.

[Anonymous No.6015638]

>>6015188

Get a fucking job you fucking loser.

You think crypto is going to save you? If you can't even get a JOB you'll never have the fucking nads to make it in the crypto game.

[Anonymous No.6015656]

>>6015570
i was thinking of doing this, if i enrol in uni i can continue getting payments.

which uni course has the hottest girls?

[Anonymous No.6015662]

>>6015188
I woke up 3am mon-fri for like six years getting paid peanuts before I was able to "transition" to crypto

suck it up OP

[Anonymous No.6015689]

>>6015188
you won't make it cunt.

[Anonymous No.6015698]

>>6015570
this is the answer. you can do it via distance so you dont have to go in. youll get paid for the next 3 years to give you time to make it, youll have debt at the end but if you think you can make it then do it. You can probably get in by semester 1 if you act now.

[Anonymous No.6015697]

>literally baiting with the most annoying replies possible
>automatic bump limit thread

[Anonymous No.6015719]

>>6015638

keep coping idiot, lol at this wage cuck paying my fortnightly bills.

im doing crazy gains in crypto but im not at the point where i can get off centrelink yet ($1m+)

[Anonymous No.6015728]

>>6015656
Holy fuck you sound like an actual IRL brainlet

>durr women, durr free money

[Anonymous No.6015802]

>>6015188
>ive been on centrelink all my life

Shoulda put it all in crypto since last year.

You'd be banking! Instead of wanking.

[Anonymous No.6015804]

>>6015656

psychology

but from experience, they don't date guys who are on centrelink.

[Anonymous No.6015808]

>>6015698
wow great advice, exactly whati needed to hear.

thanks bro, hopefulyl i can give myself 3 years in crypto i will for sure make it, and do an online course or something.

im going to apply now, thanks for not giving a salty reply like the wagecucks on here.

i know you're a fellow centrelink brother <3

[Anonymous No.6015841]

>>6015728
To be fair, most Australians are brainlets.

[Anonymous No.6015859]

>>6015719

>"coping"

coming from the dumb motherfucker that wrote this.

>i still havent made it in crypto, im so depressed

you still haven't made it and you never will bro. what sick burn you gonna hit me back with now?

[Anonymous No.6015899]

>>6015859
LOL at how triggered/mad this wage cuck cunt is.

im literally loling irl at your salty responses

[Anonymous No.6015902]

Kill yourself you fucking dole bludging cunt.

WHy the fuck are people allowed to leave highschool and hop straight on the dole with youth allowance or newstart

[Anonymous No.6015982]

>>6015902
you mad? you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.6016049]

>>6015485
>>6015547
I actually think your tax dollars should feed this one. His shit posting makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.6016059]

>>6015188

Never fear my friend - there is a way around this BS if you are on newstart.

Instead of work-for-the-dole you can actually engage in PART-TIME study in a certificate 3 or higher which is basically piss easy and the cost can be put onto HECS.

Look into it man - way better than working their shitty jobs

http://guides.dss.gov.au/guide-social-security-law/3/2/9/100

P.S. LOL AT ALL THE SALTY WAGE-KEKS IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.6016083]

>>6015188
kek, mate of mine got jailed when he cashed out, centrelink are are a government organization, what you are you gonna say when it comes tax time? and dont plead ignorance it doesnt work
kek at not reporting gains thinking you can actually outsmart the kikes

[Anonymous No.6016097]

fuck you cunt, i hate you

[Anonymous No.6016098]

>>6015188

[Anonymous No.6016110]

>>6015899

you're what, 19/20 coming out of HS?

you know how many 19/20 year olds out of HS are already balls deep in crypto, 2 years into a Bachelor degree and working? i.e. actually making it? a lot of them are really fucking hot chicks too.

i'm trying to do you a favour. get a fucking job, you'll learn some great skills, you'll learn how to survive, you'll learn what it means to fucking actually make it.

making it doesn't mean double commas on blockfolio. making it means having balls plus the crypto behind it.

>>6015902

becuz mah baby boomers!!!!1

[Anonymous No.6016152]

>>6016059
thanks bro im going to enrol in a certificate or uni course right now.

which do you recommend ?

yeh these wage cucks are raging

[Anonymous No.6016189]

>>6016083
your idiot friend didnt report it as income, you dont need to pay taxes until you cash out you dumb son of a bitch.

until you cash out it's all counted as an investment. fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.6016237]

>>6015188
>went to uni
>heard about bitcoin on 4chan when it was $25
>throw all of my centrelink payment
>forgot about the whole deal

>in 2017
>wtf

you don't deserve to be rich. Stay poor, cunt.

[Anonymous No.6016252]

>>6016110
i already have all those skills

[Anonymous No.6016307]

>>6015188

You fucking idiot, you are in the midst of one of the biggest bull markets in history, and you aren't working so you can dump your paychecks into this?

What a lost opportunity. You are never going to make it. You are dumping your few hundred bucks a fortnight into this hoping to make anything significant, and you aren't. Get a job and enjoy dumping big paychecks into crypto and then seeing the unbelievably big gains when you get a moon mission.

[Anonymous No.6016311]

All jokes aside OP I'm on the bene here in NZ, get $200 NZD a week, got more money in crypto than the average poor wagie family has in savings, the world is unfair, work smarter not harder.

[Anonymous No.6016368]

>>6016311
hahaha my nigga.

lol at all these wage cuckies raging at us bro, just because we decided to work smarter and not harder.

>muh skills from a job

lol is this how they cope with their 9-5?

[Anonymous No.6016585]

>>6016307
fucking this dude.

>>6016368
i'm trying to help you, while calling you a dumb ass. you are a pussy, because instead of seeing that, you're crapping on about how i'm wage cuck raging...whatever the fuck that is.

>>6016311
>$200 NZD a week

my sides!

[Anonymous No.6016727]

>>6016585

I started in March, if that gives you an idea about where I am at now, $200 pays my rent and food dipshit.

I have no reason to work anymore, I quit my farming job to dump shit onto normies, never looked back.

[Anonymous No.6016805]

>>6016189
you need to report assets within 14 days of acquiring them
Call me a fuck wit all you wont your ass is still going to jail, any assets worth over $30 000 disqualifies you from centrelink
You sound like a fucking bogan, good luck making it before the crash, this party is ending mid year and all this money will bleed away quick

[Anonymous No.6016938]

>>6016727

Tell us what your portfolio is worth then mr rich neet.

I want to see what a neet can actually accomplish in the crypto world.

BTW, I wont be paying you with my taxes. Gonna cash out overseas and get tax residency elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.6016947]

>>6016805
>good luck making it before the crash, this party is ending mid year and all this money will bleed away quick


LOL at this coping idiot.

he thinks you need to report gains that are not even in your bank account.

so how do you pay tax on those gains? from the existing money in your bank account?

just banderas at this cuck

[Anonymous No.6016996]

>>6015899
Enjoy working at the grocery store. :^)

[Anonymous No.6017064]

>>6015188
Imagine being this worthless

[Anonymous No.6017081]

>>6015719
$1m isn't enough to retire with you stupid leach

[Anonymous No.6017098]

>>6016947

This faggot doesn't know how to hide crypto from his overlords, just laugh at this fucking normie.

[Anonymous No.6017100]

>>6016947

dude, don't fuck around with centrelink. might not be today, tomorrow, even next year. but they'll get you.

look at it this way. i have nothing to gain from telling you this. if i wanted you to feel like shit i'd just ignore this thread and let your fate play out. there are 2-3 ppl warning you. heed the warning and figure out a strategy so that you don't end up in jail because of tax (kek).

[Anonymous No.6017144]

>>6017081
How much do I need to retire at 30? Keep in mind I will not cash out, just convert to stable cryptos (ideally with passive income).

[Anonymous No.6017341]

100% fit from work, no job so literally doing fuck all every day and you still haven't made it?

Top kek mate, get a cushy desk job so you can put more money in and make it.

Inb4 wagecuck, I make 20k extra from crypto each month on top of 100k package at work.

[Anonymous No.6017382]

this is why i want to doge taxes

[Anonymous No.6017428]

>>6015188
i hope you starve

[Anonymous No.6017448]

>>6017341
>100k package at work

you're one happy wagecuck arent you?

:jordan:

[Anonymous No.6017483]

>>6017428
actually im always bloated from the good food im eating all day every day

[Anonymous No.6017816]

find some 4/10 blbonde woman (assuming youre normal australian) and make 10 kids. Theyll give you loads of cash for that

[Anonymous No.6017897]

>>6015188
Black up and carry on as before

[Anonymous No.6018080]

>>6016083

How much did he cash out?

[Anonymous No.6018201]

>>6015188
Do the world a favour and starve you colossal faggot

[Anonymous No.6018344]

I've been on the carers pension for a couple years now and make like 40k a year selling fancy dogs I breed, most of that money goes through my bank accounts. Never paid taxes. They've never said anything to me ever.
Withdraw $7500 at a time only. Never any more or else it gets fucking triggered and they look into it.

>>6015188
OP if my dad wasn't literally dying from cancer I could be out working making $$ and then tripling in crypto month to month right now.

Stop being lazy and getting scraps from the government, make some real money and then snowball it. Move back in with your parents or something to save while you do it. It will be worth it mate.

[Anonymous No.6018425]

>>6016938

I liked ADA when I first saw it on Bittrex and bought enough to make me comfy, remember I bought BTC under $1000, it was not hard for me to get to where I am, I am just early, NEET does not equal brainlet, remember, work smart not hard.

[Anonymous No.6018594]

>>6016049
you pay for the cuck then

[Anonymous No.6018618]

>>6015188
get a fucking job you degenerate cunt

[Anonymous No.6018803]

>>6018425
>remember I bought 0.4 BTC under $1000

Fixed that for you mr neet. Unless you can show me your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.6018881]

>>6015188
You're everything wrong with Australia.

Get a job you slack cunt.

[Anonymous No.6019180]

>>6018803

I was working full time before coming a shit poster, I quit my job after I already had a sufficient amount invested. I won some, I lost some, but ultimately I've come to where I am now. I hold most of my portfolio in Daedalus wallet, waiting comfy for rewards era for my income source.

I enjoy what I do and I don't see why you are being salty. The way I see it i'm just getting weekly tax returns from the work I did in the past.

[Anonymous No.6019250]

get a job you dole bludging cunt. im not sitting on my ass playing with internet money and paying taxes just so you can sit on your ass and play with internet money

[Anonymous No.6019368]

>>6015188
Faggots like you is the reason why I'm avoiding taxes now. No fucking way is my hard earned money going into your shitcunt pockets

I'm fucking sick of Australia. When I make 3 million I'm renouncing my citizenship

[Anonymous No.6019403]

>>6019180

Oh your the NZ nig. I didn't check your ID and thought you were the aussie neet.

desu I want to quit my job too and live off crypto, but I can't lose out on paychecks when so much stuff is mooning left and right and I don't want to sell anything good to early either. I have a huge stack of Link and I am not selling any of it until I am a millionaire, but that could take a year or longer, and there are other moon missions in the meantime and I gotta pay rent too. So work it is.

Plus I don't want to cash out in Australia and pay taxes either.

[Anonymous No.6019556]

>>6019368
>I'm fucking sick of Australia. When I make 3 million I'm renouncing my citizenship

You too? And too right mate. Fuck this gay country.

I was thinking of renouncing it completely if the ATO really gets on my case. But easier way is to just move overseas and become a tax resident in another nation (probably Singapore would be a good choice because of their low tax rate, but there are others too). Of course that means you gotta get yourself off the tax record in Australia, and cut financial ties here. But who fucking cares it's a shithole. But if you have family here like I do, your gonna want to visit for Christmas so keeping a duel citizenship for that wouldn't be to bad.

[Anonymous No.6019845]

>>6019556

I just need to get out of Aus within 12 months before they screw us all. I'm planning to just buy a citizenship to somewhere in the Caribbean and see where crypto takes me from there.

I can guarantee the ATO will start cracking down soon. Also, the government is probably going to increase taxes on crypto profits...It's fucking easy money for them so ofc these lazy pricks will do it

[Anonymous No.6019961]

Leech no more and actually get ahead in crypto dude @ KuCoin

286dH


This exchange is blowing up atm and could be another Binance with explosive growth so it's a good idea to join if you haven't already!

[Anonymous No.6019983]

>>6015188
Probably a larp. But if you are actually totally fine with living off such a paltry sum such as newstart then congrats. When i was on it i fucken hated it lad. Me ma works for centrelink too, and from her i've gleaned that the vast majority of people on centrelink don't want to be on it lol, no one really wants to be a dolebludger, it's a hard life to be on such a shite payment that hasn't been adjusted for inflation for years lmao

[Anonymous No.6020022]

>>6019983
good.

[NEM No.6020099]

>>6015902
coz no actual non cuck jobz in ozfalia

[Anonymous No.6020575]

>>6019845

Those little island nation tax havens are the best but also most expensive to get into. Which one are you going too. I know Saint Kitts and Nevis give you citizenship for a 100k investment.

And yeah I want to get the fuck out of Australia too. Saw on the news the other day that the genius Australian government didn't invest in any strategic fuel reserves, like every other fucking country did. So in the event of a war, Australia will last 19 days before completely running out of fuel, and all our fuel imports come through he South China Sea so we are just gonna be fucked and cucked big time.

Then there is the fact there is no real freedom in this nation, and the tax rate is fucking insane. I worked a bit over Christmas and got over $2000 in my paycheck, and a $400 tax. So only $1600 overall. Fuck that. Why'd e even bother working over Christmas.

[Anonymous No.6020626]

get a job

stop being a leeching cunt

[Anonymous No.6020764]

Get a warehouse job but don't take many shifts, continue to collect welfare and do very little work.

That how you do it OP.

[Anonymous No.6020850]

>>6019845
>ATO cracking down
Not really, they've already addressed crypto and have clear guidelines in place on how to manage it. Its on par with any other investment.

They're not the devil anon.