/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.5931028]

/biz/, I need relationship advice. Hear me out, it's money/crypto-related.

>Be me
>Married
>My wife gets pregnant
>I'm over the moon, can't wait to be a dad
>Kid is born, it's a boy, I'm ecstatic
>Secretly get a paternity test (/r9k/ made me cynical) but feel bad for not fully trusting my wife
>Get the results in the mail, turns out the kid isn't mine
>I break down and start sobbing, have to leave the house so my wife doesn't see
>Not sure whether to leave her because I don't want to lose the house
>Pretend I don't know anything for the next month
>Last Tuesday, someone rings the doorbell
>I answer and it's a guy
>He asks if <wife's first name> is in
>I say she is and ask him who he is (super paranoid by this point)
>My wife comes up behind me with a grin on her face
>She pushes him out of the house and says that he's a friend
>She follows him out, says she'll be back soon and closes the door behind both of them
>They get into his car and drive off
>I look after someone else's kid for 5 hours
>She comes back at 8pm looking flustered and with wet hair
>I don't say anything and we have dinner

Cont'd in next post.

[Anonymous No.5931120]

I don't need to see the cont., dump the whore.

[Anon No.5931123]

Kill that bitch. She aint worth your time. Kill her and eat the baby

[Anonymous No.5931128]

Cont'd.

>Fast forward a week
>I tell my wife I need to go out of town for 3 days for work
>In reality, I've taken 3 days off work
>I set up a camera in our bedroom
>I spend 3 days in a hotel in the next town over, just shitposting on 4chan and trading crypto
>I get back today and my wife chastises me jokingly for being away when our child is so young
>I force a laugh for a second, then turn and angrily shout, "HA. HA. HA." in her face
>She asks me what's wrong and I say sorry
>I'm overcome with anger again, pick up a vase and throw it at the wall, breaking it
>I say, "Just give me 5 minutes" and storm to my office
>I lock the door and fast forward through the recording
>My heart sinks when I see the guy from last Tuesday walk into the bedroom with her
>They have sex
>She's fucking yelling loud enough that our neighbors could probably hear it
>I'm crying profusely after seeing this
>After fucking her, he stayed in the bed with her overnight
>They did this the next day/night too
>There's even footage of the two of them in their underwear, playing with the child in the bedroom while laughing, holding each other and kissing

And here's the crux of the problem: we're living in a $700,000 house, I have a $70,000 car and I have $100,000 in savings and $400,000 in crypto.

I feel physically sick. I don't think I can go on living with her, but I'm going to get raped by a divorce. What the fuck do I do?

[Anonymous No.5931141]

>>5931028
before you even finish: sell everything you jointly own with her, mortgage the house, put all money into cryptos, leave without a trace and change your identity

[Anonymous No.5931227]

Damn this is actually really sad

[Anonymous No.5931231]

buy monero, transfer to a brand new wallet and claim you were hacked

split everything else

years later, kill them both at the peak of their happiness

[Anonymous No.5931247]

>>5931028
>3D women
lol

[Anonymous No.5931253]

feels like LARP. I wonder... what's going on with /biz/ today?

[Anonymous No.5931256]

Wtf, use said video in divorce court. She loses her share.. duh

[Anonymous No.5931267]

Can't you prove the adultery with the recorded evidence? Surely there's protections to being cucked out of your $$ when a spouse cheats?

[Anonymous No.5931283]

Gonna need some proof OP.

[Anonymous No.5931285]

>>5931128
sell EVERYTHING you can and put it into monero. the court can't rape you if they can't prove you own anything
if they somehow find out you sold your shit say you lost it all on drugs or in a casino

[Anonymous No.5931288]

>>5931028

Put everything in monero and leave the country so she can't follow you for money. This is your new life now.

[Anonymous No.5931289]

thanks for the boner OP

[Anon No.5931313]

Sell car and go monero. Crypto all in Monero. Go to court and divorce. Split house.

Or pay someone in Monero to kill her

[TNBaller No.5931316]

>>5931141
this is the only way
Literally sell the house asap, she will find out that you know OP and get the divorce done before you can consolidate your wealth if you let her

murder the kid for good measure

[Anonymous No.5931317]

>>5931028
Surely its a troll , or hes gonna drop some shit coin at the end of this thread. Noone can be this much of a cuck.

[Anonymous No.5931322]

>>5931128
go get a fucking prenup dude

[Anonymous No.5931335]

>>5931227
this

sorry OP. Liquidate everything and GTFO

[Anonymous No.5931339]

Fucking hell, this place really has become le reddit.

So many fucking summerfags on 4ch now. Don't make me goto 8 ffs.

[Anonymous No.5931346]

>>5931128
Is this a larp? You are pathetic. Take all the crypto. You know the bitch won't be able to figure out what happened.

[Anonymous No.5931353]

So sad OP
at least you knew in time
Sell everything you can
Put it into monero
Divorce that bitch
Move to south america
Start again

[Anonymous No.5931382]

>>5931128
Only one thing you can do. Kill her, him and their baby.
/thread

[Anonymous No.5931389]

Put all your money into Monero and then just leave without a trace. Never come back.

[Anonymous No.5931405]

She cheated so she wouldn’t get shit in the divorce. Ask for Paternity test during court proceedings. You’re home free

[Anonymous No.5931418]

>>5931028
>>5931128
if this is true then go talk to a lawyer without telling her or anyone and get the entire process moving so that when it hits her/she does find out it's already an unstoppable force with copious amounts of logged evidence.

i'm telling you right now: do NOT tell her and allow her to lawyer-up first. I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU TO TELL NOBODY AND SPEAK PRIVATELY WITH A LAWYER

[Anonymous No.5931435]

>>5931253
btc run, not much to do besides wait it out D:

[Anonymous No.5931436]

you sound like the sorta guy that would hold IOTA. DO you?

[Anonymous No.5931445]

>>5931028
wtf are these larps. wtf is happening to biz??

[Anonymous No.5931449]

>>5931405
she's a woman, it doesn't matter if it's entirely her fault she gets 90% of OP's holdings anyway.

[Anonymous No.5931450]

>>5931128
>>5931028

This is like 50% of the plot of The Room, either way I came buckets thanks op.

[Anonymous No.5931451]

>>5931128
>>5931028

you dun goofed.

sell the house , sell the car, put all ur savings in monero

[Anonymous No.5931473]

I don't know if you are retarded, but with that much money just get a good lawyer and don't tell her anything.
Get a good case going (seems like you have one). Make sure you don't have any other autistic outburts like this or she'll testify that you were crazy and that led to her cheating blablabla.

Disregard whatever the fuck 4chan says.

[Anonymous No.5931484]

>people still posting in this thread legitimately trying to solve the problem
>not noticing all the bots spamming monero

Stay golden biz

[Anonymous No.5931506]

>>5931128
Liquidate what you can. get rid of crypto. do it all now while your still married. CALL ALL Best divorce attourneys in the county. like serioously meet with like 10 at least. they cannot represent her due to conflict of interest.

oh and when you cash out crypto. save on ssd and hide it in immediate family members house. dont tell them whats on it.

god speed anon. I had to help my best friend go through this.

[Anonymous No.5931507]

>>5931418
On top of this go and talk to as many of the best divorce lawyers you can where you live. Tell them a lot of information so that when you don’t retain them there is a conflict of interest and they cannot represent your wife

[Anonymous No.5931515]

>>5931028
>>5931128

Oh god, and here i am bummed out i lost 50$ in crypto

Thanks for making my day senpai.

[Anonymous No.5931517]

>>5931123
kek i love u

[Anonymous No.5931522]

>>5931389
This. But also take some shit of hers that is really important. Tell her family of her whorish behavior. Just poop somewhere in the house, such as under the carpet under the couch.

[Anonymous No.5931525]

>>5931418
this unironically

[Anonymous No.5931528]

ITT: Monero shilling

[Anonymous No.5931540]

Exactly, don't you have enough evidence so you don't need to share shit with her.

Or just kill her i dunno

[Anonymous No.5931542]

>>5931128
Im so sorry

[Anonymous No.5931549]

>>5931256
This. Op you can win this my man.

[Anonymous No.5931550]

>>5931317
get into cuckoin or cry later faggots

[Anon Desu No.5931556]

> Sell all physical assets
> Divorce her
> Put all in MONERO
> Be poor faggot for 1 year
> After a year start cashing out MONERO and live happily MGTOW

[Anonymous No.5931558]

>>5931231
>>5931285
>>5931288
>>5931313
Listen to these guys OP

[Anonymous No.5931560]

>>5931128
Im le 20 year old so you should listen to my advice.

Divorce seems like a good idea, is there anyway to not get raped if you focus on her child?

[Anonymous No.5931564]

>>5931231
this

but only if you can't use the video evidence and paternity tests to fuck her over in divorce court.

Drain all your accounts and liquidate all assets into crypto before she realizes whats happening.

[Anonymous No.5931577]

>>5931484
Im not a bot retard

[Anonymous No.5931579]

>>5931028

Now this is shill posting

[Anonymous No.5931601]

You do own a gun, right?

[Anonymous No.5931605]

>>5931564
This

Fuck her up anon, fuck her up good

[Anonymous No.5931626]

>>5931507
>Tell them a lot of information so that when you don’t retain them there is a conflict of interest and they cannot represent your wife
D E V I L I S H
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[Anonymous No.5931631]

monero meep moop zorb mone ro

[Anonymous No.5931633]

>>5931506
You dont even know what cash out means you fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.5931671]

>>5931128
Put everything in crypto and declare bankruptcy so she doesn't get shit.

[Anonymous No.5931703]

>>5931671
Specifically Monero :^)

[Anonymous No.5931723]

>>5931028
Don’t forget to buy odn and use the obsidian messenager to hire a hit man for revenge.

[Anonymous No.5931728]

>>5931128

I never understood the pity larp.

No one gives a shit about you, this larp isn't going to change that.

[Anonymous No.5931789]

>Last Tuesday, someone rings the doorbell
>I answer and it's a guy
>He asks if <wife's first name> is in
>I say she is and ask him who he is (super paranoid by this point)
>My wife comes up behind me with a grin on her face
>She pushes him out of the house and says that he's a friend
>She follows him out, says she'll be back soon and closes the door behind both of them

such fucking LARP

[Anonymous No.5931802]

prerequisite: no more speaking with the slut
1. rent apartment today
2. call some friend and get all your stuff out from that old place
3. fill divorce papers as quickly as possible, ignore the slut at all costs
4. get fit
5. trade crypto

[Anonymous No.5931848]

>>5931507
Does this actually work/hold up in court?

[Anonymous No.5931859]

>>5931128
This has been said a thousand times already but you should sell & put every single thing in Monero.

Then dump the bitch.

[Anonymous No.5931868]

>>5931128
>I'm overcome with anger again, pick up a vase and throw it at the wall, breaking it

ahahaha holy shit you are a male and you did this

[Anonymous No.5931875]

>>5931028
That's fucking depressing.

I don't know how it's at in your country, but where I'm from you win 100% in court if wife is caught cheating with hard evidence.
And since the kid isn't yours, you don't have to pay shit to her.

But other than that, liquidate everything and just fucking split.

[Anonymous No.5931892]

>>5931128
Begin quietly selling everything.
Hide your sales in the form of gold bars.
Bury that shit in some rural land where nobody goes.
Divorce (it's painful, but MUST happen).
Wait 1 year while seeking counseling.
Finished counsel, collect your treasure and start a new life.

Life goes on, OP. I'm sorry this happened to you :..(
But with a little work things can get better :...)

[Anonymous No.5931920]

This is a great advertisement for monero......is this what shilling has come to?

[Anonymous No.5931971]

>>5931128
Dude no joke, I know a lot of people here have jokingly said you have to kill her, the baby, and the dude... but I think they are actually right on this one.

That's so much fucking money..... dude no please don't do it. Don't let her fucking have that man. She can't ride off into the sunset like that after burning you. And before you kill you should beat her ass senseless. Torture her. Don't give her the privilage of quick and painless.

[Anonymous No.5931984]

>>5931892
>Hide your sales in the form of gold bars.
monero would unironically be better

[Anonymous No.5931985]

>>5931028

Act normal. You don't want to give her the slightest heads up you know anything. Leave your joint account if you have one. First thing is first. Go over to the next city and find the best attorney you can there. DOesn't matter, pay big if you have to. Tell him everything. Say what you have (except crypto). Tell him you dont want the kid or the wife. You have the paternity test. You have proof of repeated cheating.


Clear your private in cash instalments, not as one lump some. If you have a true best friend, ask him to hold it. If not, go to your father, not your mother.

Crypto --> Monero.

House: Is the mortgage in your name, hers, or both? You're gonna have a hard time selling ir without her copping on.

Car you can sell, buy crypto--> monero. Go buy a shitty laptop, break it. When divorce lawyers come, you say back up key was on laptop. You thought you could access it via the blockchain back up but you can't. Say something retarded like that so they can actually believe you didn't back up your private key.

Sorry it happened OP

[Anonymous No.5932012]

>>5931507
This is illegal.
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-ask-reddit-for-legal-advi-1619404235

[Anonymous No.5932054]

Post video or larp

[Anonymous No.5932083]

>>5931128
MONERO AND A LAWYER YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.5932096]

>>5931128

DO NOT FOLLOW THESE IDIOTS ADVICE, OP

Do not sell a thing.

If you do, it’s going to look like foul play and even if you have the advantage with the recording and the paternity test you will get fucked if it looks like you are trying to hide money.

Women have way too much advantage in divorce cases. You need to look 100% like the victim here to win it, otherwise a judge might fuck you even with all the evidence. Do not do anything that would remotely make you look like a bad guy and gives her lawyers a chance to turn it around.

[Anonymous No.5932100]

>>5932012
kek

[Anonymous No.5932154]

I will unironically send OP $1000 worth of BTC if he posts the video

t. whale with a raging hard on

[Anonymous No.5932219]

>>5931028
1. Take some time (a few months)
Hide the crypto money and claim you got hacked for most of it.
(Get 5 hardware wallets with monero and hide them)
2. No matter what you will take a hit on the house, the car you can sell and downgrade. Spend the cash on something you can sell later

[Anonymous No.5932220]

My advice? Sell everything, put money into Dogecoin and live on the moon

[Anonymous No.5932233]

>>5931028
>>5931128

first only two responses so could be fake which means /biz/ is fucked.

.2 POST THE FUCKING VIDEO.

3. you are going to have to pretend a bit so you can sort your self out foor a clean break off.

just calm down and plan it out

[Anonymous No.5932271]

>>5932233
>POST THE FUCKING VIDEO
oh my god why didn't i think to say this? post the vid op

[Anonymous No.5932273]

>>5931564
This. Get a fucking top of the line divorce lawyer. If all else fails.....
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER
KILL HER
>KILL HER

[Anonymous No.5932288]

>>5931322
they always get thrown out

[Anonymous No.5932307]

>>5932154
>>5932271
POST VIDEO OP! Best way to BTFO a roastie

[Anonymous No.5932317]

>>5931128
kill her. run off to russia, get arrested, befriend the Mafia while in jail, murdering your cheating wife is considered an honorable deed, come out 10 years later with even more money and mob connections

[Anonymous No.5932335]

>>5931128
i'm not saying to kill the guy.

but it's an option

[Anonymous No.5932352]

Also post the fucking video already! Let's convert this bitch to meme!

[Anonymous No.5932365]

>>5931128
if you signed the birth certificate you are the father now you can get it changed but its pretty tricky. Enjoy paying child support for a kid that isnt even yours.

[Anonymous No.5932402]

>>5931028
>Buy an unknown amount of monero
>dump the bitch and the bastard
>move to argentina
>get a spanish/german mix argentinian beauty
>dont work a fucking day in your life with your gains
>????
>profit

[Anonymous No.5932428]

>>5931028
>>5931128
Here's list of mistakes you did:
>1. Got IRL woman
>2. Got married
>3. Wanted kids

[Anonymous No.5932435]

>>5931128
my hearts racing for you bro I am so sorry

[Anonymous No.5932457]

>>5931028
I'm not larping, i'll drop 10,000 with monero if you drop the video here.

Contact me at [e-mail] with an address using gpg signed message after posting the video here and your monero address signed with same gpg key, 10,000 USD in monero, live or die op.

[Anonymous No.5932483]

post the vid op

[Anonymous No.5932510]

>>5931141
Fucking this. 80-90% crypto. Everything else in cash, hide it, you'll need it.

[Anonymous No.5932532]

You can also talk to a lawyer with this proof, you'll be able to divorce without having to pay her any shit.

[Anonymous No.5932536]

>>5932457

[Anonymous No.5932556]

>>5932457
the absolute madman

[Anonymous No.5932623]

OP here again. My heart's beating like a fucked clock but I've stopped crying. I've been in my office for over an hour so my wife has knocked a few times.

I've heard about friends of friends who have been fucked by divorces even though they could prove cheating, but I'll definitely get in contact with some divorce lawyers tomorrow. This is a ray of hope.

I'm going to sneak out of the house soon and go to a hotel.

Also, this is not a Monero shill thread. Not sure if people are legitimately shilling Monero in my thread or just joking but it's kinda funny either way.

Thanks for all the advice, guys. Even your jokes have lifted my mood a little bit.

[Anonymous No.5932625]

>>5931028
holy fuck if that is real. jesus christ I'm so sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.5932638]

>>5932457
Would this trigger a taxable event?

[Anonymous No.5932657]

this is probably a larp, but I'm really coming to the conclusion that I hate women

I've tried telling myself how wrong and disgusting it is, all the reproach against misogyny I see online makes me feel like a piece of shit

but I just can't shake it, every day it gets worse

I'm attractive and I've had 10/10 gfs, it's not coming from a place of depravation

[Anonymous No.5932671]

>>5932623
put it all in crypto and hide it on some SSD, AND TELL NO ONE ABOUT IT.

[Anonymous No.5932690]

>>5932638
not in monero. all transactions and transaction amounts are hidden. you also can't see wallets or how much is in them

[Anonymous No.5932694]

>>5932288
>legally binding contracts get thrown out
I don't understand the murrikan "justice" system.

[Anonymous No.5932708]

>>5932623
good luck dude, fucking roasties jesus christ

How old are you? When did you marry/how long?

[Anonymous No.5932716]

>>5931418
LISTEN TO THIS OP

[Anon Desu No.5932724]

send all crypto here

I will hdl for you for years and i give it back to you i promise.

1Dsd3ZjE83ofusjcrpNxyT6PtLsAraurQ8

[Anonymous No.5932733]

>>5932638
YOU CAN'T TAX MONERO YOU FUCKING RETARD THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT

[Anonymous No.5932768]

>>5932657
I feel you, anon. I've had gfs in the past, gotten laid etc, and now I mostly just want to be left alone to trade cryptos, go to the gym, and study maths.

[Anonymous No.5932773]

>>5932694
happens all over the West now, don't think you're safe either. this is feminism has done to us

[Anonymous No.5932785]

>>5932657
the reason is because women are being shoehorned into places that they don't belong. we're violating our biology and that visceral feeling of disgust is a reaction to the general situation. don't get me wrong, the general situation has made western women and men into trash mammals.

[Anonymous No.5932792]

>>5932096
>Women have way too much advantage in divorce cases. You need to look 100% like the victim here to win it, otherwise a judge might fuck you even with all the evidence. Do not do anything that would remotely make you look like a bad guy and gives her lawyers a chance to turn it around.

Unironically this. There is also a chance OP is a massive cuck based on his writing so he might cuck himself in court anyways.

[Anonymous No.5932801]

>>5932623

dude post the damn video. You're suffering but so are many of us basement dwelling anons who will never be mentally fit for a relationship.

ease our suffering with fap material. I will pay you $1000 bucks in a crypto of your choice

[Anonymous No.5932811]

>>5931028
Post the vid for good mesure, and gtfo. You ain't on reddit, nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.5932816]

>>5932671
>put the crypto on an ssd

Did you literally learn about how blockchain technology works from that episode of The Big Bang Theory?

[Anonymous No.5932819]

>>5932623
the reason they're suggesting monero is because all transaction are hidden, so they'll never be able to find the money you stashed away

[Anonymous No.5932855]

>>5932801
>>5932457
>>5932154
can we get a pool going? i'll throw in $250 in monero. i want to see this vid

total: $12250

[Anonymous No.5932863]

>>5932816
???
put each coin on its wallet, store all the wallets on the SSD, hide it.

[Anonymous No.5932870]

this is why I come here.

[Anonymous No.5932873]

>>5932623
good luck anon
This is the most insane shit I've read all day

[Anonymous No.5932892]

>>5931506
>oh and when you cash out crypto. save on ssd

You mean transfer from an exchange to an offline wallet right?

[Anonymous No.5932895]

>>5932657

[Anonymous No.5932898]

Clearly a LARP but a good lesson here. Women can smell fear. If you suspect them of cheating, it's evidence that you lack confidence. Lack of confidence comes from not being good at anything. So you can't really be upset with her for not wanting to be with a self-proclaimed loser. Don't focus on external sources, fix yourself. It's never the other person's fault for how you feel.

[Anonymous No.5932908]

>>5932623
> My heart's beating like a fucked clock but I've stopped crying. I've been in my office for over an hour so my wife has knocked a few times.

tarp confirmed

[Anonymous No.5932919]

>>5932638
my money is hidden with monero it will seem it came from nowhere, I could do XZC if op wants too or PIVX, DASH;

[Anonymous No.5932922]

>>5931313
>Or pay someone in Monero to kill her

this timeline kek

[Anonymous No.5932935]

>>5931028
godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.5932945]

>OP tries to move all in to crypto and go off grid
>last transaction on his credit card is a storage device

[Anonymous No.5932967]

>>5932623
You are a good guy OP i hope everything turns out for the best

[Anonymous No.5932979]

>>5932623
Monero (XMR) is the only untraceable crypto.
Lock up as much money as you can in monero. That way, it's physically impossible for the state to redistribute your money to that cunt.

[Anonymous No.5932984]

Why are you asking 4chan and not a LAWYER

[Anonymous No.5932989]

>>5932623
>didn't understand why monero was presented as a solution
>traded crypto without a clue about what they do
>perfect metaphor for his situation with his wife

[Anonymous No.5933024]

>>5932657
.

[Anonymous No.5933032]

>>5932945
>buying a ledger nano s with a credit card
>not buying it with crypto

you'll never make it anon.

[Anonymous No.5933047]

>>5931789
Not even quality larp

[Anonymous No.5933057]

>>5932984
Cause 4chan is comprised of lawyers, engineers and other STEM faggots. We come from all walks of life and we're here to help each other with our experiences and texnhincal know-how

[Anonymous No.5933061]

>>5931028
Speak to all the good divorce lawyers in your area cause if you go to them first she can't use them because of conflict of interest.

[Anonymous No.5933073]

OP this is seriously beyond /biz/. I mean yeah it's crypto related but you need to find an attorney like yesterday. You need to find someone not only well versed in the law, but understands your specific state laws. Your hoor wife may stand to take a lot less from you in court depending on what the state has to say about infidelity among plenty of other factors.
Obviously, keep whatever your crypto holdings are on the hush-hush. And if questioned about your crypto, you can claim ignorance and say you lost it all on scam ICOs like Confido and shit. Not much they can do there.

[Anonymous No.5933078]

So is mariage a good hodl investment if I pick the right wife? How do I know which wife is going to get pumped?

[Anonymous No.5933103]

>>5931971
this
she deserves it you dont have an easy way out but atleast like this you can die knowing you had your revenge

[Anonymous No.5933128]

>>5931723
Thx bought 100k

[Anonymous No.5933132]

Dont be selfish, think about the child. You can overcome this crisis

[Anonymous No.5933156]

>>5933024
tfw not making boilers with my bros

>>5933078
have fun with those bags

[Anonymous No.5933162]

>>5932657
>I'm attractive and I've had 10/10 gfs, it's not coming from a place of depravation

100% serious. I know women get a lot of shit online and lots of it is true. Lots is also based on horrible western Hollywood culture (lol ethnic nationalist).

With that said, most men at pure shit too. Will backstab you in the back to sleep with shanks.

[Anonymous No.5933175]

>>5933078
All of them will eventually get pumped by whales with bigger bags than you.

[Anonymous No.5933187]

triple murder/suicide is probably the most honorable option

[Anonymous No.5933197]

>>5932623

Dude, fucking tell her that your company fucked up a business deal and that's why you're angry.

THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS HER BEING PARANOID OF YOU FINDING OUT. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WOMEN WILL DO WHEN THEY'RE PARANOID!

You NEED to do all of this on the down low. I know it hurts but fucking put your big boy pants on and GET THROUGH THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU.

[Anonymous No.5933198]

>>5932708
Thanks, man. Yeah, I guess I should have listened to /r9k/ after all. I'm 31. My wife is 30. We married 10 months ago. My wife told me she was pregnant about a month after we married.

>>5932801
>>5932811
I'm not posting a video of my wife having sex because 1) that would be massively cucked, and 2) I don't think I should be showing /biz/ evidence that I intend to show to a lawyer.

>>5932819
Ah, didn't know that. That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.5933202]

>>5931028

Dump the fucking whore OP please please

[Anonymous No.5933215]

>>5931028
I fucking love 4chan

[Anonymous No.5933218]

this is just a cleverly disguised monero shill

[Anonymous No.5933227]

>>5933132
>Hodl the HEAVIEST bag you will ever have

[Anonymous No.5933264]

>>5932657
idk man i just developed a huge hatred for white women i never got cheated on but everything about them disgust me already their lack of hygene their attitude their lazyness

[Anonymous No.5933278]

>>5931128

PUT EVERYTHING INTO CRYPTO AND GET THE FUCK OUT

I SAID PUT EVERYTHING INTRO CRYPTO SO THEY CAN'T TOUCH YOU

ALSO WITH THE VIDEO SHE CAN'T CLAIM THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU CHEAT ON YOU

[Anonymous No.5933279]

I sincerely hope this is fake anon

Adultery should be punishable by death
Kill her, the lover, and the child with stones

[Anonymous No.5933280]

>>5931123
good advice. No really

Save your face

[Anonymous No.5933291]

>>5931128
With video evidence of an affair you can get pretty much whatever you want in the divorce. She's fucked.

[Anonymous No.5933294]

>>5933198
She's not "your wife" anymore. She is now The Cunt. You will mentally refer to her as the cunt from now on.

[Anonymous No.5933297]

So when is OP dropping the next x10,000 coin?

[Anonymous No.5933307]

>>5933279
At least leave the kid on the doorstep of an orphanage. That kid didn't say any say in this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.5933320]

Get a latina, they fuck like rabbits, clean and always smell like goddess

[Anonymous No.5933321]

>>5931128

DUDE IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF THEM FUCKING YOU HAVE PROOF FOR A NICE DIVORCE AND YOU CAN HAVE THE HOUSE DUDEEEEEEEE

FUCK THAT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DO IT FOR US

[Anonymous No.5933334]

>>5931028
Please let this be a troll. I have a weird revengeboner for this shit. As if you wouldn't pay someone in monero to tie her up so you could rape her, then make her disappear, then masturbate to her death for the rest of your life through video and photos? Plus you get all the investments. Put the kid up for adoption or honestly just make him disappear too. It's got too much of HER in it. Hold it underwater for a few minutes. That'll do it. Done. Take all your crypto and sell your house. Travel the world. Be done with it all.

[Anonymous No.5933336]

>>5931256
>>5931267
>>5931405

No you guys it's called No Fault Divorce. Meaning it doesn't matter who's responsible for the marriage failing, she still gets preferential treatment because the court must approach it from a neutral perspective which means in the woman's favor.

Sorry bro

[Anonymous No.5933359]

>>5932945
just buy it w/ cash then

[Anonymous No.5933360]

>>5933264
also i feel like i wanna kill a women before i die

[Anonymous No.5933370]

>>5933024
nice pic

[Anonymous No.5933381]

stop being a coward and tell the truth

if you want honesty in your life, be honest

tell her what you know and have seen

maybe love her anyway (why marry in the first place?)

sage for hypocrisy and off-topic

[Anonymous No.5933400]

>>5931128
Sell everything and put it on Monero. Use some drugs and tell your wife you lost everything on gambling.

Don't give a dime to that bitch. Leave the kid too.

ANON I AM SERIOUS. BURN EVERYTHING RATHER THAN GIVING HER A PENNY.

[Anonymous No.5933441]

lmao nice larp

[Anonymous No.5933457]

>>5933197
THISSSSSSSSSSSSS OP

[Anonymous No.5933468]

>>5933400
and then drive down to las vegas for a day and gamble away a small amount of money so it seems legit.

[Anonymous No.5933482]

>>5933132
>think about killing the child. You can overcome this bullshit.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.5933493]

DUDE YOU ARE IN PERFECT POSITION

SELL THE CAR AND PUT IT IN MONERO, PUT ALL YOUR CRYPTO IN MONERO AND SAY YOU LOST YOUR GAINS

DELETE EXCHANGE ACCOUNT AND STUFF

BUT FOR CHRIST SAKE SAVE THAT FUCKING VIDEO OP, UPLOAD IT TO MEGA, DROPBOX OR WHATEVER BUT SAVE THAT FUCKING VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.5933500]

Are you retards in here missing the part where he says the kid isn't his?

FUCK THAT KID. IT'S NOT BLOOD

[Anonymous No.5933520]

>>5933381
You're retarded, go browse /pol/
95% of women do not operate on reason

[Anonymous No.5933529]

>>5933381
kill yourself you disgusting cuckold
>love the cheating whore anyway
>be honest w/ the dishonest whore and let her steal your money

[Anonymous No.5933547]

>>5933381
Considering his wife is clearly crazy psycho by acting this way, he might be the murder victim-to-be. Do not do that.

[Anonymous No.5933551]

>>5931141
This. Use Monero for savings and cash for the rest. Take everything you can, leave, set up a new life.

[Anonymous No.5933638]

>>5933198

All women are whores that do this kind of shit, literally 100% of them. Don’t feel too bad, was only a matter of time. Don’t marry again.

[Anonymous No.5933642]

>>5931028
>>5931128

OP

DO THIS PLEASE

I WANT YOU TO GET OUT OF THIS A FREE MAN , NOBODY DESERVES TO HAVE THAT KIND OF SHIT HAPPENING TO THEM IF THEY ARE LOADED AND PROVIDING

[Anonymous No.5933656]

>>5933520

What is your reason for posting this?

>>5933529

Why be mad at anon?

[Anonymous No.5933658]

Post the video if its true.

[Anonymous No.5933660]

>>5933520
>95% of women do not operate on reason

1. This is a Monero shill larp
2. Relationships with those women will end in broke trust, backstabbing and divorce so focus on finding the top 5%.

[Anonymous No.5933683]

This PnD group is growing so fast, it's unreal'

https://discord dot gg/6ddqFHd

[Anonymous No.5933686]

>>5932623

WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE NOT MONERO SHILLING YOU IDIOT

MONERO IS A PRIVATE COIN THATS WHY

FUCKING PUT EVERYTHING IN MONERO AND SEND IT TO A WALLET, REMEMBER THE SEEDS AND STUFF AND DELETE IT ORR PUT IN IT A NOTEBOOK

[Anonymous No.5933688]

>>5933227

LOL

[Anonymous No.5933696]

>>5933656
because you're telling him to throw away his fucking life for the sake of appeasing the whore you cheated on him.

[Anonymous No.5933708]

>>5931123
yes this

[Anonymous No.5933732]

>>5933696
the whore who cheated on him*

[Anonymous No.5933744]

>>5932623
Fucking endure, and drop some money in your account, like 10% of the total. Start transfering to a private monero wallet and from that one to another to be sure the exchange dont keep trac of the transaction.

Act normal for a while of fake your own problems. Get a fucking great lawyer but dont tell him about the crypto.

Depending of the result of the divorce eventually you'll have to move if you want to take advantage of the crypto, do it and dont look back, keep paying the checks but live like a fucking king in latin america. If you're home sick you have enough to pay your family/friends trips for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.5933764]

>>5931128
Just put everything into crypto sell your car to some nigger and buy a house in northern Spain where you can get hot girls and trade crypto for the rest of your life.
In case this is not a LARP

[Anonymous No.5933799]

>>5931028
hey give us an update when you figure your shit out

[Anonymous No.5933817]

>>5931028
>My Wife (MWF)

What coin is this? What price at pre-sale?

[Anonymous No.5933862]

>>5931028

in my country, when a woman cheats husband not even needed to have another man's baby, she will get nothing contrary she pays to husband and probably she gets some light criminal punishment. I love living in a muslim country in these cases.

[Anonymous No.5933873]

>>5931028
>>5931128
get off of 4chan, call a divorce lawyer right the fuck away. you have proof of infidelity filmed on your own property. this is good news for you.

the bad news, even with the paternity test, there is a chance you end up on the hook for child support since i'm assuming you are on the birth certificate as the father.

do NOT let her know that you know. she will deny you access to the child and you will lose your chance to get a WELL DOCUMENTED paternity test. don't let her know SHIT is wrong.

i'm so sorry anon. i've been cheated on, it fucking sucks more than anything. you will get through it though, and she will come out smelling like shit.

[Anonymous No.5933879]

>>5933381
if OP's not a larp, and does this, he'll get fucked harder than piper perri

[Anonymous No.5933893]

SELL AS MUCH ASSETS AS YOU CAN INTO MONERO MY NIGGA GOV WILL NEVER FIND IT, GIVE THE DEED TO THE HOUSE TO YO MOM

[Anonymous No.5933900]

delete facebook

[Anonymous No.5933920]

On a side note I hate guys that fuck women with Bf's/husbands. I've never met a solid, trust worthy guy that does this. You have to have that sliminess in you to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.5933936]

give us a screenshot of the video where they are in their underware

you can censor tattoos that can be recognized

do this or I am officially calling this a
> larp

[Anonymous No.5933946]

Screen cap this whole thread as evidence and lawyer up bud!

Good luck!

[Anonymous No.5933955]

>>5931028
>>5931128
First, get in contact with a lawyer not your /biz/ friends, as good as we are.
Secondly and more importantly, you clearly are capable of earning very high and/or saving high, and losing what you've earned will set you back but it's not like you won't be able to earn them again.
Divorce her, do NOT let yourself get sucked into child support, use the video and the paternity test to your advantage, the other guy seems capable of raising the kid. Good luck, don't become a cuck.

[Anonymous No.5934001]

>>5933381
This post was made by OP's wife.

[Anonymous No.5934010]

Hide the crypto get the house if you can and try to save the savings in the bank.

[Anonymous No.5934015]

This is poor bait.
You should had just said all you had was the house that would had made it believable

[Anonymous No.5934021]

Confront her, pack up her stuff and kick her out of your house. Never respond to her again. Also give me some crypto for my solid advice.

[Anonymous No.5934059]

>>5931028
Everything in crypto and leave the country.

[Anonymous No.5934062]

>>5931322
>get a PREnup

A prenuptial agreement must be done before (pre) your wedding (nuptial).

OP sell your car. Move ALL money into gold/crypto/cash etc. WAIT 6 months at least without opening your fucking mouth. HIDE everything. No trace. No banks etc. Talk to a lawyer. Give them recording and test results. Then do what they say. You fucking cuck.

[Anonymous No.5934096]

>>5934062
dis^

[Anonymous No.5934109]

>>5931028
>>5931128
>falling for the marriage meme

[Anonymous No.5934150]

>>5934109
>>5934096
>>5934062
>>5934059
>>5934021
>>5934010
>>5934001

THIS IS A MONERO SHILL THREAD.

[Anonymous No.5934159]

>>5932694
Most of the justice system is fine.
Family law is a fucking joke and everyone involved in it is a hack piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.5934170]

>>5931322
A prenup is only possible before the mariage, that's why it's a prenup and not a postnup.

[Anonymous No.5934188]

>>5933893
Hi Tyrone

[Anonymous No.5934198]

>>5934150
You know, it probably is. I'm already having the strong urge to drop a few thousand into Monero after reading a few posts in this thread.

[Anonymous No.5934261]

>>5933862
not muslim here but she defenitely should be charged and sentenced to prison as we do the same we scammers

she scammed him

[Anonymous No.5934262]

If you ever find yourself in ANY situation that could or will lead you to a courtroom, talk to a LAWYER FIRST. Even if your not sure, TALK TO A LAWYER FIRST. If you can't afford a lawyer, TALK TO A LAWYER FIRST.

OP, I honestly wouldn't do anything to trigger her suspicion until after you've spoken to a Lawyer. Have you read divorce laws in your state? Every state is different. Some even have basically built-in pre-nups of what you both came into the marriage with, you leave with. Sometimes you're required to be separated for a period before they'll finalize the divorce. IN ANY CASE, lifelong Alimony is NOT a guarantee in modern divorce. Alimony comes into play when you've been married a significant (think 10 years) amount of time and you have been solely supporting her. In the case of marriages that only last 5 years or less, you may be asked to pay for a few MONTHS of support.

Your house is marital property (I'm assuming you bought after marriage), and depending on how much equity it has, will probably come down to if she wants to buy you out of half or not.

The recordings are tricky, depending on state laws. I'm not sure that you can record someone else without their consent. I would look for other proof as well (screenshot texts, calls, check her facebook), but let the lawyer tell you what to do. If you start panic running out of sadness, she's going to start deleting and hiding shit.

I would argue that you have a VERY strong case for a favorable ruling, given she attempted to have you fraudulently raise a child that wasn't your's. If your name is on the birth certificate, your lawyer will also start the process of getting it removed. This will be in the form of a court-ordered paternity test for both you and the suspected father. Good news, since the child is a baby, and you haven't been providing for it over a long period of time, it's going to be easier to be released from any responsibility to it.

[Anonymous No.5934279]

>>5931128
you first mistake was getting married, its too late for you

others who are reading this: take it as a lesson and never forget, women are holes and objects to you and theyll love you for it, treat them like the electric jew tells you to and its a recipe for cucking

[Anonymous No.5934333]

>>5931123
/thread

[Anonymous No.5934356]

>>5934279
That is a valid strategy for a beta. Alphas can keep their bitches easily but if you are a beta (especially a wealthy one) avoid marriage and even cohabitation. If you have money you can fuck bitches all over the place anyway.

[Anonymous No.5934379]

>>5931128
Use your money to get a good lawyer. Go talk to one now (in secret).

[Anonymous No.5934386]

>>5931028
Nice larp. Just shill your coin and get on with it please

[Anonymous No.5934426]

>>5931128
post timestampe monsieur

[Anonymous No.5934457]

I'd speak with a divorce lawyer immediately. Like, right now. You can't stay married to this woman. Money is the worst reason to stay with her. She lies to you every day in the worst way imaginable by letting you think that's your child. What happens if you get in a car wreck or have a stroke, can you count on her? If you know a lawyer, ask them to recommend a few divorce lawyers for you. Other lawyers will know who the best divorce lawyers are, and it's not necessarily who is going to come up on a Google search. Don't tell her anything until you speak with your lawyer. It may not be in your best interest to move out of the house. Do what your lawyer tells you to do.

Don't have sex with her. Adultery isn't as strong of a defense as it used to be, but, it's still a common law defense in many jurisdictions. At common law, if you have sex with her, you're condoning adultery, and can't use it as a defense.

Again, depending on what jurisdiction you're in, you're likely presumed to be the father of the child, as you were married when he was conceived and born. This presumption should be rebutted with DNA evidence, freeing you of a child support obligation.

You're probably going to lose half your assets; house, car etc. They are part of the marital estate whether you think it's fair or not. If you get busted hiding crypto, you could face jail time for perjury/contempt of court. Exchanges will have a record of your transactions (buying monero and withdrawing it). The good news is, most men make more money after they divorce, and you shouldn't owe child support. You'll only have to worry about your own expenses, and you'll make the money back sooner than you think.

Don't publish her video, or tell anyone. Most divorces settle. You have leverage, don't waste it.

Look after yourself. If you don't have a therapist, get one. You don't have to be crazy to benefit from therapy, and this is a traumatic event.

[Anonymous No.5934505]

>>5931028
>>5931128
You know what the fuck to do. You have money. You have everything. You don't need betrayal. It's not your kid, you got a paternity test, you got the video. You can fuck her over. Buy yourself a good lawyer and kick this bitch out. You don't have to pay shit my dude.

[Anonymous No.5934523]

thread seems a monero shill wassup jew pajeet

[Anonymous No.5934551]

>>5934457
>traumatic event.
Considering he goes to /r9k/, I'd argue his whole life is a traumatic event, so good advice!

[Anonymous No.5934598]

>>5931128
You have a video proving her infidelity, you have documentation proving paternity. All you have to do is go to lawyer, you have plenty of liquid assets. Your chances are good. Dont listen to these money laundering schemes, hiding your money after a judge tries to garnish your income will land you in prison. You have the weapons you need to get out clean OP, lawyer up NOW.

[Anonymous No.5934615]

>>5933683
bot detected

[Anonymous No.5934663]

>>5933198
You won't loose half of everything you own. You will loose half of what you made in those 10 months. With a good divorce lawyer you can write her a check for half of 10 months of income and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.5934669]

what the fuck is wrong with this thread? I'm pretty sure you can keep most of your shit if you get a divorce with video evidence of an affair.
why is everyone saying he should kill her/put it all in monero?

[Anonymous No.5934674]

>>5932457
if you drop the video you'll go to jail for revenge porn and she will get everything from you.

[Anonymous No.5934706]

>>5934356
>alphas can keep their bitches easily
by definition an alpha doesn't care about "keeping their bitch easily" they know they can get pussy whenever they want and girls will bend over backward to please them just to be in their presence

in this day and age, committed relationships are for cucks, even when I had gfs I would keep girls on the side and my gfs would know about it and wouldn't do shit because they knew I would walk away if they started causing my problems.

I've never been dumped and only dumped girlfriends and it is because of the mindset i have. And as I get older (now 28) it is just so easy it's a joke. Which is why I get worked up seeing cucks like this because even if he is LARPING you know this has happened a million times over. Other men contemplating marriage or committed relationships in the age of the jew-controlled marriage system need this info and these tools to protect themselves.

[Anonymous No.5934717]

>>5934457
>Look after yourself. If you don't have a therapist, get one. You don't have to be crazy to benefit from therapy, and this is a traumatic event.
This op or anyone going through this

sucks

[Anonymous No.5934726]

>>5931128
Everything into monero, including selling the house behind her back and then fleeing into another country. Then share the video on all her social media exposing her as a cheating whore.

[Anonymous No.5934783]

OP, I'm really sorry for you. I hope you will find a way to get out of this situation without too many losses.
Probably one day you will look at all this crap and think it was just a bad thing that brought good things in your life.
I will be looking forward for updates. Hope you won't leave us without knowing what happened.

[Anonymous No.5934810]

>>5931028
>d, most m

sorry to hear that OP, that is heartbreaking shit
biz has given you good advice. lawyer up liquidate and hide your assets and kick that raging whore to the curb. dont let her get a single cent of your monies and dont raise that bastard child. also try not to kill anyone in a fit of blind rage.

Best of luck anon

[Anonymous No.5934818]

>>5931339
...??

[Anonymous No.5934821]

>>5933132
Insanity. You don't owe that child anything. The courts should require his real dad to pay support. Let that asshole take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.5934832]

>by definition an alpha doesn't care about "keeping their bitch easily" they know they can get pussy whenever they want and girls will bend over backward to please them just to be in their presence

That's how they control them. Some of them understand that effect but most don't

[Anonymous No.5934850]

>>5931141
there's laws to prevent this

this is what marriage is for, to fuck you over

[Anonymous No.5934886]

OP we need updates

will you

>tell your wife your anger is because of a fucked up business deal
>sell car etc
>put money into untraceable monero
>SPEAK TO A DIVORCE LAWYER(s)

[Anonymous No.5934892]

>>5934706
I heard that in some places, living long enough with someone counts as a common-law marriage. It's insane, so what are the alternatives? Spinning plates or paying for sex.

[Anonymous No.5934906]

>Inb4 cucked anon was found holding an unknown amount of monero

[Anonymous No.5934928]

>>5934663
Depends on what state you're in. Some states, you owe her half regardless. Other states, it's half of what you accrued while married.

[Anonymous No.5934964]

>>5931128
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.5934992]

>>5934886
Shouldn't he talk to a lawyer and be sure he's going to lose money before going the Monero route? It could cost him more than just doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.5935015]

>>5931028
>trusting a woman
>ever

[Anonymous No.5935021]

OP

[Anonymous No.5935044]

>>5934892
My plan to get around it is to move back to my home country (Croatia). I will never live with a woman in Canada because of that exact reason.

Crypto is my getaway from this hellscape and is an escape from the globohomo/miscegenation and pedo/muslim agenda that the Western (((((elite))))) are pushing.

To be honest, I can get companionship and intimate moments with girls without living with them or exclusively fucking them. The point is it all happens on my terms and it doesn't even need to be said, simply understood.

My ideal plan is to move to Croatia and have 3-4 girlfriends living with me that work and carry their own weight around the house. Wish me luck. I'll be wishing all of us luck because if we win, the jews lose.

[Anonymous No.5935060]

>Buy 50+ rifles
>Become Arms dealer
>Start taking trips to Las Vegas
>Be a great guy, and keep up the facade
>Send wife and child to vacation in Philippines
>Gift honeydick free outdoor concert tickets
>Buy your brother tacobell
>Get comp'ed
>????????
PROFIT

[Anonymous No.5935083]

>>5935021
does /pol/ hate the switch now for whatever reason?

[Anonymous No.5935094]

>>5931288
This.

[Anonymous No.5935099]

>>5935044
love croatian women, had lots of fun with em in munich

[Anonymous No.5935100]

>>5932623
Don't let her find out you know. Tell her you're upset about the alt crash or something

[Anonymous No.5935105]

>>5934992
He should talk to all the good divorce lawyers to front run her. When she goes to those lawyers they won't be able to take her as a client because of conflict of interest. She will have to pick the incompetent ones.

[Anonymous No.5935109]

>>5934457
If OP owned the house and the car before the marriage, he keeps it.
Stuff that might go to his wife is all the property and goods that they have accumulated AFTER they married.

[Anonymous No.5935149]

>>5935083
Kek, shut up you soy boy.

[Anonymous No.5935216]

>>5931128
>>5931028
Hey look another r9k pity larp, lemme guess you're gonna cuck out and ignore the advice of everyone here?

[Anonymous No.5935223]

>>5935099
they really are great, nothing like slavic chicks, the only thing though, like all beautiful girls, you can never let your guard down.

[Anonymous No.5935248]

im sorry OP

[Anonymous No.5935338]

you all know this is fake, right?

[Anonymous No.5935408]

>>5935223
Even if you do let your guard down and your game looks weak, who gives a fuck. Abundance mentality brother, there's always another one to take her place.

[Anonymous No.5935428]

>>5933198
You should not show the video, it is illegal in some states to spread nudes of somebody else. She will be able to sue you for it.

[Anonymous No.5935461]

>>5935109
Depends on if he's in an equitable distribution state, or a community property state, and whether he put her name on the deed.

[Anonymous No.5935464]

GET. A. FUCKING. LAWYER. NOW.

Then you do the Tony Soprano thing and call all the best divorce lawyers to set up meetings with them so they can't represent your cunt soon-to-be-ex wife due to ethics blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.5935572]

>>5931028
Listen to >>5931418
There are divorce lawyers out there who will only work with male clients. Find a Jew and let him do the work for you. He's going to want higher-than-average shekels but it'll be worth it in the long run.

[Anonymous No.5935573]

>>5931128
What state do you live in anon? This determines how fucked you really are.

[Anonymous No.5935633]

>>5935408
fully agree, for me it's reflexive and instinctual at this point that I don't need to think about "keeping up my guard" but still, some of the shit I've seen I wouldn't have believed unless I experienced it for myself.

Either way it's good advice in general when it comes to women, it's better to err on the side of caution than vice versa because at the end of the day they're just like any other humans and most will look to fuck you over if they think they can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.5935676]

>>5931405
Lol these fucking nobrainers thinking the courts behave logically..jesus christ

The court system is not human. Its very robotic, very burracratic.

They dont give a shit about stories.

[Anonymous No.5935695]

>>5932895
kek

[Anonymous No.5935711]

>>5935676

But that would make it logical?

[Anonymous No.5935761]

>>5935633
>>5935408
To further clarify:

I've had girls I fucked who didn't tell me they had boyfriends. Turns out they just fucked me so they could make their ex or current boyfriend jealous. I've had a few actually approach me looking to fight. Luckily I talked them out of it on both occasions (two different cases) and actually put it to them like this:

"If there was real justice in this world, you and me would be beating the shit out of your girl for lying to both of us. What kind of cuck are you that you're looking to fight me when I didn't know you or cheat on you. The whore you keep beside you is the one that fucked both of us over and here you are like a good little goy doing what she tells you to."

It worked surprisingly well, but could have gotten ugly really quick.

[Anonymous No.5935767]

>>5931028

convert all into UFR and run while you can mate :(

[Anonymous No.5935788]

>>5931436
underrated kek

[Anonymous No.5935807]

>>5933156
kek

[Anonymous No.5935845]

>>5931028
Buy Kucoin Shares
the chinks will tell your ex's lawyers to fuck off and you'll 20x your money at the same time

[Anonymous No.5935852]

Fuck man, sell everything you own together and put all on crypto

[Anonymous No.5935871]

>>5931564
I would get an attorney as soon as possible. She may say that you are a literal cuckold fetishist and if you signed the birth certificate say that you had full knowledge of the situation and use that to fuck you. Stay strong brother

[Anonymous No.5935873]

>>5931285
>this

If you're being sincere and not larping, I'm sorry you married a whore of a woman. Liquidate everything and put it all in monero so there's no way of tracing it back to you. Then over the next few months, go to casino. If you happen to live in the US, go to an Indian casino!

This last part is extremely important. If/when you go to court, they won't be able to pull the tapes and claim you're lying when you claim to have gambled everything away. Natives already don't like outsiders on their land, let alone any of the authorities in the US.

Do this, change your name, and move to the opposite end of the country or go to another country. You'll be free to do as you want without having to worry about paying alimony or child support

[Anonymous No.5935874]

>>5935761
Well handled

[Anonymous No.5936069]

>>5935761
>"If there was real justice in this world, you and me would be beating the shit out of your girl for lying to both of us. What kind of cuck are you that you're looking to fight me when I didn't know you or cheat on you. The whore you keep beside you is the one that fucked both of us over and here you are like a good little goy doing what she tells you to."
nice larp. how many times have you had this conversation in the shower

[Anonymous No.5936089]

>>5931528
Name another crypto that'll allow OP to hide his money then...

[Anonymous No.5936173]

>>5936069
That was the gist of it, I don't care or need you to believe it. In one of the cases I actually ended up going for drinks with one of the dudes and we became pretty good friends (during my trip to Croatia).

I've had so many examples of going on dates with girls or fucking them when they "forget" to mention they have a boyfriend until later.

Just because it seems unlikely to happen to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.5936211]

>>5932623
even if your a normie im sorry bruv. if you do have alot of money in crypto i suiggest you keep it there unless u need the cash for the lawyer if you have it man just slowly start spending the money on BTC or LTC and run it through online casinos. Shit like bovada or whatever thefuck they are called now they even accept BCH. Deposit alot this way. Goodluck.

[Anonymous No.5936214]

>>5931128
you have video evidence (recorded in your own property so it's legal to have) that she committed adultery. This is a slam dunk case, you divorce her and pay nothing besides child support if she gets custody, although you can probably win that too. Congratulations, now you'll be single and wealthy.

Also, don't get married again. The whole thing is just an archaic tradition, there's no point to it. Society tries to pressure people into marriage, like you'll have your mom or grandma or siblings or whatever nagging you about why you aren't married by a certain age, it's "expected" of a normal/functional person, but it's dumb and risky for men, there's no reason to marry nowadays. So divorce her, use the recording to your advantage, pay her nothing, and stay unmarried for the remainder of your life.

[Anonymous No.5936260]

>>5936173
>reddit spacing
larp confirmed

[Anonymous No.5936317]

hahahaha

[Anonymous No.5936422]

>>5931418
Didn't even read thread, but this OP. Shut up and lawyer up.

[Anonymous No.5936435]

>>5934706
>>5935044
>>5935223
>>5935633
>>5935761
Master... I have a girlfriend who seems to be really like me. Dating for 3 months, she broke up with me, I gave the "i dont care" mentality, and she begged for me back. Finally 4 months later of us hanging out and fucking I decide we can officially date again. How do I prevent myself from getting cucked?

We were at a bar for New Years and the singer at this particular bar actually knew my gf from last year, she had (has?) his number. He hit on her while on stage and told her "nice boobs" then she took off her jacket to show her revealing dress. I think, I wasn't close enough to the stage to see.

Anyways she comes back over to me and I told her to fuck off, get the fuck away from me. I wasn't crying or anything, just pissed off at her.

She started crying and apologizing and wouldn't leave me alone for like half an hour so finally I said "alright" and let her hug me. I was still pissed for days after but she finally calmed me down by referring to the time I made out with another chick at a party during the time we were together but not officially dating

Anyways, I know its a lot of extraneous information, but I don't want to get cucked because I kinda like this girl.

[Anonymous No.5936478]

>>5935083
someone posted a pic of a guy using crypto gains to buy a switch.

Then someone drew the picture of that guy doing the classic soyboy pose next to his switch.

Then some toddler added the stick figures today

[Anonymous No.5936564]

>>5936435

your gf is obviously a whore anon

[Anonymous No.5936666]

roasties gonna roast thanks for the break from trading

[Anonymous No.5936749]

What a long con XMR shill

Good luck OP

[Anonymous No.5936751]

>smart enough to accumulate a fair chunk of cryptodollars
>too dumb to just get a lawyer first thing
Shitty larp. Make it less obvious next time

[Anonymous No.5936779]

>>5936435
Just fuck her casually? she is obviously a whore who knows how to play the crying/sad girl card

[Anonymous No.5936849]

>>5936435
if you wrote all this out asking me for advice, you know somethings wrong.

I cannot give you adequate advice since I don't spend time with you two together but from what you wrote here is my advice:

>she broke up with me
>she begged for me back
>i decide we can officially date again <-------big mistake

You're already getting cucked. Get out now, you know I'm right. You don't need my advice. Ask yourself why you got so upset about that singer and look deep inside. You know it's because they have fucked, and if they haven't then the thought has definitely crossed your girl's mind.

Stop wasting your time and energy on the bitch, make more money and improve yourself so you don't have to deal with these street hoes.

[Anonymous No.5936860]

>>5931128
how fucked up is the law in america? you have evidence she cheated = it's her fault = she gets nothing + the child is not yours so no alimony, it's just common sense

[Anonymous No.5936938]

Every answer here so far is wrong

1. load up on spank coin
2. upload vid of wife getting stuffed by the chad
3. ???
4, Profit

[Anonymous No.5936941]

>>5933198
I'd be wary about the monero stuff.
If you have accounts/wallets that she has access to, just change the passwords.
If she tells in court that you two invested in crypto and tells the court you used coinbase etc. and you just say no not true. They are going to find out you lied. They're not going to find out how much you tucked away maybe but you're gonna get screwed given that most of your wealth is not in crypto.

I mean thats my thinking. Plus try to act normal, say your company screwed up a deal or something or say an uncle died and ask your parents to lie to her. You just have to keep the charade going for a week or two.

Good luck bro. I hope she and that douche she's fucking get JUSTed.

[Anonymous No.5936943]

>>5936435

why the fuck are you so insecure about her having what I cannot even call a proper flirt with some stupid asshat? do you hate yourself so much that you think she will leave you for quite literally anybody? stop your obsession with this cuckold phenomenon and start actually living your life. you will never, ever, ever make it with the "I might be cucked :(" mentality, that's not how psychologically healthy people think. you being a passive-aggressive bitch to your "girlfriend" and rejecting her for seemingly nothing is not going to help the relationship, no matter what (other) relationship experts on 4chan tell you.

the only proper way to really establish a serious, long lasting, fruitful and sexually fulfilled monogamous relationship is proper communication of your desires, being honest and not being a little fucking bitch. a lot of the toxic behaviour that women show is caused (or, better, reinforced) by men who do not know how to deal with women and are too scared to speak up. set her straight about exactly what you want, listen to what she has to say. if it works out, great, you're off to a promising start. if it doesn't then tell her to fuck off. it's actually that simple. with all that being said, I think there is still some hope for you. you might make it.

[Anonymous No.5936947]

>>5932623
good, you're doing the right thing

90% anons gets steered in the wrong direction, glad that isnt the case for you

[Anonymous No.5936962]

>>5932623

You need to keep evidence and liquidate assets. I hope you time-stamped the video you took.

As other have suggested find ways to put the money into anonymous cryptos. You need to sever all ties with this whore. I'm sorry this happened to you but you will find someone better. For now, set aside your feelings and work on protecting your assets and then once the separation happens you can begin healing.

[Anonymous No.5936963]

>>5936260
you got me, I like the spacing because I use it to separate ideas (you know kind of like paragraphs).

reddit is soyboy central and reading their comments about their lives (especially when it comes to women and relationships) is like watching a car wreck in slow motion or a failarmy compilation.

[Anonymous No.5936974]

>>5936860
in france it's illegal to even get a paternity test "to preserve domestic peace" tip top cuck

[Anonymous No.5937020]

>>5936974
what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.5937062]

>>5936974
>in france it's illegal to even get a paternity test "to preserve domestic peace" tip top cuck

the only good thing to ever come out of france is i.exec (RLC)

[Anonymous No.5937107]

>>5936849
>if you wrote all this out asking me for advice, you know somethings wrong.
This is not necessarily true. I know myself and my mind, and I know just how obsessive and paranoid I can be. I guess that is my main concern, is that I can't tell if my gut is really telling me something or if I'm being an overcontrolling freak (which caused my last girlfriend to break up with me).

I mean she really seems to like me. We are in the same major in college (Electrical Eng). She knows I've fucked 20+ girls and that it wouldn't be painful for me to fuck another. She also wants to spend almost all hours of the day with me. She comes from a very nice and wealthy family, just like myself

Anyways, I know some random anon on a wapanese perineum-massaging forum can't really help me without knowing fully my relationship with this girl...

but comments like these
>>5936779
>>5936564
are really getting to me. She facetimed me an hour ago and we were talking casually but I had to hang up after reading these comments. God damn it anon... I want to love this girl, but I'm afraid that if I finally let myself she will rip me to shreds.

[Anonymous No.5937113]

>>5936435
are you an idiot? why are you asking for relationship advice on a board filled with virgins? everyone here is just going to tell you to break up with her. stop being retarded and decide whether you seriously think she's going to cheat on you or not, and either stay with her or don't. no one here is going to know your gf better than you do

[Anonymous No.5937120]

well if you have proof and its in your own house maybe use that as evidence that way she can't take anything since the kid isn't urs and she did that shit and some shit. Just be cool, u ight.

[Anonymous No.5937164]

>>5931028
Ffs, drop couple $ for professional legal services, how to fuck her over & protect yourself and erase that bitch from your life!

[Anonymous No.5937179]

>>5937107
>>5937113
>>5936943
Thank you, anons. I think you are right. I actually was doing just fine until I started reading this stupid fucking thread and got paranoid.

That said, I've already brought up the band singer guy to her multiple times. Do I make her delete his number? I think she still has it, but afaik she never actually texted him cause he's like 27

[Anonymous No.5937182]

>>5931028
Hi mate,

I'm a dad, I have a lovely wife and bright son, really sorry to hear for your circumstances..

The thing to happen surrely the fault lies on both party, as how come you did not even know this.

To begin with where did you met her? How do you get the paternity test from your son? Poop? saliva?

The best thing just open all the cards (not the financial one) to her and talk, not in your house but outside with a third party.

You throw a vase already, she can told ohters that you have abusive characteristic and unstable. Please be a aplhamale and do things properely.

[Anonymous No.5937223]

>>5937164
And ofc secretly record/archive EVERY communication with her - mail, phone, etc.

[Anonymous No.5937294]

Remember, you can't use the video in court. Technically illegal you took that without her or the dude's consent.

[Anonymous No.5937334]

>>5937294
you can video in your own house

[Anonymous No.5937344]

>>5931028
>>5931128
Good luck keeping some of that money when the divorce comes.

[Anonymous No.5937391]

>>5937107
I'm an electrical eng as well. Good luck with your studies.

She's got your balls in a vice bro, got you all worked up and upset. Im a 28 year old elec. eng doing very well in my career and financially. I've been getting hotter and hotter chicks with age and maturity that the girls I fretted over in college look like nothing to me now.

You aren't aware yet of the potential you have. Don't let a bitch prevent you from realizing it, for all you know, you could be making $1,000,000 a year or more in the future.

For further reading I highly recommend:

chateau heartiste
therationalmale
alphablogspot

Good luck and don't lose your energy and thinking over this girl. You're in the sunken cost fallacy where you feel you've invested so much in this girl, but if you're still in college you can dump her like a hot potato and move on no problem.

[Anonymous No.5937429]

>>5937294
He can use the audio only though depending on the state, as that doesn't require the same consent in certain states.

[Anonymous No.5937437]

>>5937182
>your son
Not his son.
>fault lies on both party
She was already having an affair when they took the vows. She might have been already pregnant. She told him one month after the marriage.
When did she spawn the kid, OP? How many months after marriage?

>You throw a vase already
This is true OP, get your anger under control. But I'd still try to lie to her and somehow act as if the vase was for something else.

[Anonymous No.5937499]

>>5931028
she gets nothing if she is an adulterer. The proof of the kids DNA would be enough. Just divorce her and Jesus sorry man. Get a few hookers to get over her and then start dating normally. Otherwise, you will pout to much onto the first woman you meet.

[Anonymous No.5937563]

itt jealous and overly possessive ppl

[Anonymous No.5937650]

>>5931028
>Out this typical demon roastie on the chins
>Collective autism will make her kill herself
>She does when you send the video to her parents and family and bring them to your side and she realizes her slut gains for the past 30 years are all vanished
>Send the spawn to the degenerate goiym
You're free

[Anonymous No.5937652]

>>5936435

Dump the whore. She's giving you the run around. Seriously dude.

Source: cucked after 6.5 years