>why don't you spend some of your crypto money on your sister, anon? >Jessica needs new Macbook for school

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Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:21:07 2018 No.5875732 [Reply] [Original]

>why don't you spend some of your crypto money on your sister, anon?
>Jessica needs new Macbook for school

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:22:25 2018 No.5875799 >>5875732 Fucking commies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:23:01 2018 No.5875822 Be nice to your sister dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:23:51 2018 No.5875866 >>5875732 Buy her a new vibrator as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:24:02 2018 No.5875874 This is why you don't tell people about your wealth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:24:12 2018 No.5875878 File: 3 KB, 125x122, 1508866823526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buy her the fucking macbook and then go all in on any dex token. stop fucking being such a retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:25:12 2018 No.5875927 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:25:50 2018 No.5875963 File: 1.33 MB, 355x200, tumblr_nr1pm59hQt1qzfsnio1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BECAUSE I MAKE THAT 'FUCK YOU' MONEY, KNOW WHAT I CAN DO WITH IT? FUCK YOU!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:25:54 2018 No.5875965 >>5875732 DON'T TELL ME HOW TO SPEND MY TENDIE MONEY MOM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:25:56 2018 No.5875966 >>5875732 buy her a macbook once things have slowed down. that $1500 u spend now could be worth 10x if you keep it circulating in crypto

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:26:27 2018 No.5875991 >>5875732 Buy yourself two MacBooks and tell them to neck themselves. Poor parents are a scam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:26:59 2018 No.5876015 File: 88 KB, 620x350, 1511734852687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] show mom gainz while visiting over Christmas >You should consider Donating to St. Judes hospital or Wounded Warrior

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:27:00 2018 No.5876018 >>5875732 Fuck your sister and all her future partners will be perpetually cucked by default. That's a win

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:27:51 2018 No.5876050 >>5876015 Seriously fuck these boomers man

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:28:02 2018 No.5876059

>>5875878
No because if he does that then
>well mom needs the AC fixed in her car
>your cousin gina is in the hospital and it costs $5000 to have the fat role removed from her back
>uncle bob just lost his job and hes about to lose his house help anon
>granda beth is dying and we all need to fly up there, anon will you buy the tickets and hotel and rental car?

also, nobody "needs" a macbook for school. macbook is a luxury. if anything, how about a decent i5 with SSD for ~$550

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:28:33 2018 No.5876089 >>5875799 >this OP Communists are like rabid dogs, there's no antidote or cure you just have to put them down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:28:48 2018 No.5876099 I wish I had a sister to spend money on :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:28:56 2018 No.5876105 >>5875732 >telling your family about crypto why does this keeps happening everyday? you fucking retarded chimps, you don't tell anyone about your gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:29:04 2018 No.5876110 >>5876015 LITERAL TOPPEST KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:29:27 2018 No.5876128 >>5876089 Amen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:29:48 2018 No.5876145 >>5876099 You can spend money on mine and buy her that fucking Macbook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:31:01 2018 No.5876203 >>5875732 just tell her its all fake magic internet money

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:31:08 2018 No.5876208

Anyone here that can answer an unrelated question?

I had 300 NXT on hitbtc on the day of the snapshot for the IGNIS airdrop. hitbtc still hasn't given me my IGNIS but there is talk it should hit by tomorrow for everyone.

However, I completely spaced and sold my 300 NXT earlier today without realizing I had not received my IGNIS.

I should still get my IGNIS since I had the 300 NXT when the snapshot occurred, correct?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:31:17 2018 No.5876215 >>5875874 >this Unless you come from money you don't tell your family about it. People with money hang out with other people with money for many reasons, this is a big one, everybody wants a handout.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:31:54 2018 No.5876241

>>5875732
>made the mistake of telling parents about crypto gains
>"anon, you're going to have to start paying some rent"
>"anon, you're going to have to start paying for utilities you use, especially electricity"
>"anon, you're going to have to buy your own groceries (implying I also need a car now)"
>"this is for your own good anon"
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
They don't understand that I'll be a multimillionaire if I just HODL instead of constantly taking out money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:33:27 2018 No.5876306 >>5876241 So tell them that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:34:23 2018 No.5876351 >>5876241 >FUCK SHIT MOM I MADE A BAD TRADE AND LOST IT ALL PLEASE HELP ME MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just do that and mope around for a couple weeks

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:35:19 2018 No.5876397

Told my wife our $1000 is now $10,000
>anon we need to cash out and pay off this debt
>anon we need a new refrigerator
>anon cash out now while we're ahead
>anon you better cash that out im serious its half my money too
>give me my $5000 i want to cash out now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:35:49 2018 No.5876419 >>5876351 Claim you got hacked. Its more believable and places the blame on someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:36:02 2018 No.5876432 >>5876015 >hello, wounded warrior? >do you take bitbean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:36:13 2018 No.5876440 >>5876397 >Told my wife You dun goof'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:36:28 2018 No.5876456 >>5876351 Suicide attempt will clear this all up anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:36:48 2018 No.5876469 >>5876397 You made a mistake marrying that woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:37:31 2018 No.5876495 >>5876397 >Cash out >"Look anon, these shoes are so cute, I know they were 2k, but I can wear them to my friend becky's blah blah blah" Divorce her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:38:22 2018 No.5876534 >>5876397 >give me my $5000 i want to cash out now AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:38:43 2018 No.5876546 >>5876015 >Jude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:39:01 2018 No.5876562 >>5876397 Cash her out and continue on your own. It will be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:39:14 2018 No.5876575 >>5876456 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:39:31 2018 No.5876585 My mom gave me money to invest. Doesn’t expect anything back would never tell me to buy something for someone else. Why are all your families cucks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:39:42 2018 No.5876595 File: 22 KB, 401x299, mad-man-pulling-hair-out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876397 >women

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:39:50 2018 No.5876600 >>5875732 Y I K ES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:40:06 2018 No.5876617 >>5876419 That's probably better but getting hacked is still your fault, maybe less so though.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:40:26 2018 No.5876639

>>5875732

If Jessica is old enough to NEED a Macbook then she is old enough to get a job at Starbucks and pay for it.

(I would offer to give half tho, or 75% if she doesn't get an overpriced machine and gets a Lenovo instead, she doesn't NEED a Macbook unless she is in comp sci or a similar field)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:40:55 2018 No.5876662 >>5876089 >>5875799 >buying a macbook for your family is communist what the fuck am I even reading?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:41:07 2018 No.5876670 >>5876015 B O O M E R S

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:41:30 2018 No.5876688 >>5876639 >comp sci >Macbook KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:42:16 2018 No.5876721 >>5876617 By the sounds of it, his parents would be too dumb to know being hacked is something anon could have prevented.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:42:46 2018 No.5876741 Tell her to do some solo cams on Chaturbate or sell her nudes to horny guys on Snapchat. My sister makes around 3k a month doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:43:08 2018 No.5876756 >>5875732 Women literally always feel entitled to your shit whether mother or sister. If your dad asked you to do that you could tell him to fuck off and he'd understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:43:22 2018 No.5876768 >>5876397 desu if its our $1000 she deserves half

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:43:35 2018 No.5876780 >>5876741 Link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:43:41 2018 No.5876785 >>5876639 absolutely no one needs a macbook except maybe graphics designers so they don't get mocked by their peers for not having a macsomething

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:44:08 2018 No.5876808 >>5876145 sure give me her contact info

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:44:16 2018 No.5876817 >>5876015 THIS IS COMEDY GOLD.ahaha wtf fuck them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:45:10 2018 No.5876855 >>5876397 >told my wife about my stack >"i guess you should keep doing that and only cash out any if we need it" Maybe you shouldn't marry garbage, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:45:11 2018 No.5876858 >>5876015 Listen to this advice, the ether plays a strange game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:45:12 2018 No.5876859 File: 56 KB, 597x519, 1515019193841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pls anon buy me macbook two. need two.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:45:51 2018 No.5876892
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>>5876562
>>5876768

Honestly, this. Yes, you will "lose" quite a bunch of profit from that, but that'll eliminate any reason for your wife to chew your ears off with her retardation. If she still keeps on bragging, do >>5876495

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:46:06 2018 No.5876904 >>5876432 Ahahahah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:46:42 2018 No.5876934 >turn $75 into $300 >nosy brother constantly looking over shoulder >"cash out anon you won't make any more from that" >"buy me some beer with some of your free money you got anon" I wish I had more to invest.. fuck this place

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:47:33 2018 No.5876970

>>5875874
>>5876397
>>5876215
>>5876241

I pity you guys, seriously. my dad made 250k off of bitcoin mining, he never even bothered to trade, he just does what the fuck he wants

no one in my family would ever ask for money that way.. how disgraceful. they'd feel embarrassed and inadequate. not making your own money is nothing to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:48:02 2018 No.5876992 >>5876780 https://www.reddit.com/user/lewdnewd She gets reddit cucks to pay like 100 a month lol. We are really close so I don't feel weird for seeing her naked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:48:15 2018 No.5877004 >>5876785 no, not even them, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:48:22 2018 No.5877009 >>5876934 >"Free Money" Normies are fucking repulsive

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:48:49 2018 No.5877027

>>5876495
my mother literally did that, the boomer cunt
>Hey anon we've been in the red for the past few months how about cashing out some of your crypto gains before the bubble crashes
>yeah sure okay, I feel bad for mooching off you anyway all these years anyway
[1 month later]
>hey how do you like my new shoes, I ordered this painting too it was a bit expensive but I'm sure it will be worth tens of thousands someday
>btw we're in the red again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:49:18 2018 No.5877054 >>5876562 >one year later his remaining $5,000 is now worth $50,000 >REEEEE YOU STILL OW ME $25,000

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:49:18 2018 No.5877056 File: 646 KB, 1920x1080, 1443301490764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tell Dad I made a grand off an initial investment of 80 dollars >He gives me another grand to invest and says he wishes he got into trading when he was young Feels good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:50:15 2018 No.5877100 >>5876059 >macbook is a luxury Luxury paper weight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:50:23 2018 No.5877108 >>5876015 >hello wounded warrior what is your bitcoin wallet address?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:51:00 2018 No.5877136 >>5876992 >come ooon sis i need to shower

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:51:01 2018 No.5877137 I literally was just thinking about buying a MacBook pro for my sister when I cash out <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:51:45 2018 No.5877177 >>5877108 >Oh you don't accept bitcoin? Do you accept BitBean or NiggerCoin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:51:52 2018 No.5877180 File: 10 KB, 288x306, 49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876992 Nice. Cheers for the link, anon.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:51:56 2018 No.5877184
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>>5876768
>>5876892
You fucking what, mate?

She deserves $2k, maybe even less. My nigger anon here spends his days with his cortisol jammed up because his fucking shitcoins won't stop swinging and then some relaxed non-chart-watching whore gets to spend his gains? absolutely not. She put in $500. No other investment pays up even 2x in such a short amount of time, 4x is unheard of. Tell her that if she thinks that's unfair she can gamble on shitcoins all she wants and reap 80% of profits, if there are any in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:52:00 2018 No.5877189 threads like this remind me that we should fight less and help each other more against our common enemies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:52:04 2018 No.5877195 >>5877054 that would absolutely happen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:52:07 2018 No.5877197 >>5876397 then when you make another $10,000 in a month you'll get the same speech. >half of it's mine and i want to cash out now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:52:15 2018 No.5877206 >>5876397 Give her her half and with the condition she signs a release giving up any rights to the rest and explicitly saying she will never bother you about it unless it's for a medical emergency or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:52:27 2018 No.5877213 >>5876397 Atleast withdraw the initial investment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:52:31 2018 No.5877216 >>5877137 I mean, it's fine to use your free money for gifts It's another to badger people to buy you stuff, even if it was free money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:53:03 2018 No.5877243 >>5876992 Jesus fucking Christ. A hairy, busty, 18 year old with a /biz/raeli brother. Does she browse 4chan? If so, I've never been so erect. >>5877054 Unironically, a divorce judge would agree with her on that matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:56:59 2018 No.5877418 >>5877243 Yes. She post on /soc/, /b/, and /adv/. If your on Tinder and from Fall Rivers, MA her name is Alyssa. I wouldn't mind a rich /biz/ brother in law.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:58:09 2018 No.5877482 >>5876105 I told my mom and dad back in 2012, shockingly enough my mom was the one that went in and dropped 10K on btc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:58:21 2018 No.5877487 >>5875732 give the cunt a few thousand sats and tell her to get off her ass and make her own gainz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:58:42 2018 No.5877505 File: 480 KB, 500x250, cap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877418 a true brother in arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:58:49 2018 No.5877510 File: 25 KB, 521x562, mu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5875732 fucking do it >>5554083 >>5554083

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:58:51 2018 No.5877511 >>5875732 I'd unironically pay my sister to have sex with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:00:49 2018 No.5877608 >>5876397 Marriage: not even once

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:00:55 2018 No.5877611 >>5876397 Dump your entire portfolio into an [unknown amount] of Monero and divorce that bitch while you still can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:03:29 2018 No.5877724 >>5876397 >falling for the marriage meme Cash out her $500, not her $5,000. She didn't make the investment, you did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:04:01 2018 No.5877745 >Visits attorney >Draws up divorce papers >Teleports behind wife >Nothing personnel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:04:33 2018 No.5877777 >>5876992 >Whoring herself out on reddit >Free nudes What entitled cunt raised you two

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:05:11 2018 No.5877811 buys MacBook g4 and installs a normie Linux distro on it installs more ram on it here you go sis!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:06:26 2018 No.5877856 >>5877184 thanks for the support anon i never considered my cortisol levels

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:06:30 2018 No.5877859 >>5877777 Hoy fucking get

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:07:11 2018 No.5877892 >>5877608 This. You betas will learn one way or another

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:07:59 2018 No.5877920 >>5875732 >buying your sister a cuckbook with your gains Buy her a used IBM Thinkpad with Gentoo installed, anything but that is a meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:08:12 2018 No.5877928 >>5875732 Tell them cashing out is just a maymay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:09:00 2018 No.5877962 >>5876992 Dude you jerk to your own sister don't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:09:15 2018 No.5877975 >>5877777 kek wills it. Make her do it and share the link OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:10:43 2018 No.5878040 >>5876585 Your mum's great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:11:06 2018 No.5878057 >>5876397 Well its only fair she demands her half if she cobtributed money Just give it to her and continue on your own

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:11:12 2018 No.5878062 >>5877608 This lol >2018 >marrying in the west Its like painting a "cuck me" sign on your forehead, where the cucking will be financial. Unless you're in a traditional society like Egypt there is no point in marrying anymore

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:11:16 2018 No.5878064

>>5877206
This would be the only right answer if we would be talking about a reasonable transaction between 2 men. Make her understand that if she "cashes out", that money is not hers.

But this is a woman we're talking about. The only way to handle this is to tell her that she doesn't have a fucking say in money matters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:13:58 2018 No.5878188 >>5877511 Is she hot or are you just desperate? I don't think my sister is unattractive but I wouldn't even if SHE paid ME. Incest is hot in porn but not IRL

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:14:44 2018 No.5878223 >>5876662 Lurk moar faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:15:08 2018 No.5878243 >>5876397 >it's not your money >I am not cashing out, fuck off Is this post bait? Good bait I'd say

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:15:47 2018 No.5878272 >>5875732 COZ SITTING IN A HIPSTER COFFEESHOP IN VENICE BEACH WORKING ON A MACBOOK WEARING FAKE GLASSES AND A BEANIE DOES NOT EARN YOU MONEY, JESSICA. god....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:18:01 2018 No.5878390 >>5876397 Fuck. That.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:18:23 2018 No.5878408 >>5877184 Nobody "deserves' anything that is not theirs, period.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:24:49 2018 No.5878714 >>5876059 This, and not only this. >i5 as Intel CPUs are fucked beyond means. Better get that AMD. One more time, NEVER tell anyone about your crypto!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:25:41 2018 No.5878758 >>5875732 Buy her a ThinkPad kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:26:56 2018 No.5878809 >>5875732 just be charitable and tell her you will buy her a chromebook or some shit 150 is nothing, but dont buy some 2k laptop when all she is going to do is write essays

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:27:15 2018 No.5878822

>>5878062
This Anon gets it.
Also, Central Asian girls are great. They are often pressured by society to marry before they turn 22.
Downside: many of them look like mongoloids, so you have to narrow down your search.
Upside: even the best-looking ones are usually submissive, loyal virgins. Unless they are prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:28:05 2018 No.5878862 >>5878408 >I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:30:37 2018 No.5878989 >>5876105 My mum gave me 10k for cryptos 3 months ago i sit on 40k now thanks to her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:30:55 2018 No.5879004 File: 17 KB, 480x360, 1515003844041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877418 You da real mvp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:31:55 2018 No.5879043 >>5878809 This. She's your sister. Don't be a dick. But also don't buy her a fucking expensive ass laptop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:32:18 2018 No.5879058 >>5877777 checked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:33:05 2018 No.5879091 >>5877777 You seem mad that we are making money. It's 2018 dude. >>5877962 Nope, but we don't care about being naked with each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:35:20 2018 No.5879200 >>5879091 ayyy i've jerked it to your sister before this thread anon, thanks for encouraging her degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:37:27 2018 No.5879312 Get her a linux desktop instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:38:50 2018 No.5879378 >>5876015 Not knowing karma is just another aspect of meme magic. Donate anon. And then watch your gains in crypto or otherwise in the next month. Act accordingly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:38:55 2018 No.5879380 Get her 4 Raspberry Pis linked with the display on a Sidekick phone and tell her she'll thank you when the jews seize control of the internet in 2020

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:46:00 2018 No.5879695 >>5879091 If all you care about is shekels you're no different from the kikes in the banking industry, whores whom sells themselves are the dregs of society and that's exactly why the west is so shit, normies have no shame or conscience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:49:05 2018 No.5879824 >>5875874 this. I thought my family was above that shit but money does change people

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:50:07 2018 No.5879870 >>5879695 You must be like 12? Business has always been dirty you dumb nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:50:35 2018 No.5879904 I got my sister one of those drawing tablets and she hasn't put it down yet. I think I did good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:52:18 2018 No.5879980 >>5876397 I can already see anon getting a divorce and then when he makes it big in crypto, she will take his ass back to court and say "that's half my money too" LUL

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:52:42 2018 No.5879998 >>5876432 top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:53:56 2018 No.5880060 >>5877418 True /biz/bro

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:54:51 2018 No.5880106

>>5879870
I'm just not a dirty redditor normie like you which only sees the shekels in crypto instead of the divide from the kike owned world, go back to the gutters of trash where you belong, having a whore of a sister only confirms the low quality of you and your kin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:01:10 2018 No.5880432 >18 and already posting nudes for cash White trash degenerates

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:02:35 2018 No.5880493 >>5877027 Do not feed the animals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:04:49 2018 No.5880606 i have almost 300k in crypto and my mom calls me selfish because i wont buy her a 50k brand new car and pay cash for it. what an entitled bitch. her mazda runs fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:05:24 2018 No.5880630 >>5878064 >But this is a woman we're talking about. The only way to handle this is to tell her that she doesn't have a fucking say in money matters. But first, just don't tell them about it because in clownworld you can't say that.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:07:09 2018 No.5880711

>>5876397
You should seriously give her half of what you have so far. Make sure it's documented so if shit ever goes south she can't insist she is still owed half. There's no guarantee, but you could likely argue your way out of it if you proved she asked for 'her half' and you gave it to her already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:08:48 2018 No.5880795 >>5876992 >We are really close so I don't feel weird for seeing her naked. ..ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:11:22 2018 No.5880927 >>5880606 Why do all you retards tell your parents about your newfound wealth. Holy shit. You owe the eternal boomer nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:13:02 2018 No.5881012 File: 25 KB, 461x400, wheeze kek man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876432 >>5876015

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:13:32 2018 No.5881034 >>5876015 Your mother is a good person

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:14:44 2018 No.5881085

>>5880927
>Tfw dad is Gen X
>Doesn't want me to take anything out of crypto
>Tells me to put in another 10k and offers it to me
>Tell him I don't feel comfortable putting that much in
You all suck imao senile parents had you late because they were too busy having sex and being normies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:15:37 2018 No.5881124 >>5876145 Buy her the $200 2009 or 2010 MacBook plastic unibody off of eBay, it'll do her basic college needs just fine and it runs the latest macOS version

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:16:21 2018 No.5881153

>>5875732
>>5875874
>*ding-dong*
>"h-hello? W-who are you?"
>"That's...not important. I've come to have a chat about your cryptocurrencies."
>"u-uuh w-w-ha-"
>"Your sister Stacy was complaining about you on Facebook, she is QUITE the talker."
>get bound and gagged before you can stutter out another response
>robbers hold you down in the basement and cut your fingers off with bolt cutters until you give up your passwords and keys
>probably shoot you in the head for your trouble
If you have publicized that you possess >10k in crypto your family bitching is probably the least immediately lethal of your problems. The more easily stolen money people learn you have the more danger you're put in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:16:25 2018 No.5881160 >>5876741 holy shit it just occurred to me that this was the real reason for being able to transfer money on snapchat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:18:18 2018 No.5881250 >>5881160 The only reason snapchat was created was to send nudes to people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:18:35 2018 No.5881271 >>5875732 My sister already has a nicer laptop than me

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:19:26 2018 No.5881320
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>>5876970
>250k
>a lot of money

pick one poor fag that is literal chump change

p.s. they might not say they want a hand out but they will work their way into his graces to get them eventually without asking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:21:23 2018 No.5881432 >>5881153 >"Your sister Stacy was complaining about you on Facebook, she is QUITE the talker." is it weird that i read this in negan's voice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:21:30 2018 No.5881437 >>5880106 >whooosh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:21:54 2018 No.5881460 >>5881250 yeah but instead of just sending it to your bf, theyve now enabled everyday girls to whore themselves out almost anonymously to the hordes of thirsty betas. how the fuck am i ever gonna find a wife in this society

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:23:33 2018 No.5881539 >>5876397 lol. I told my live in GF that I made $7,000 this year on crypto. She did not ask for a single thing. She is a thrifty mid-western woman. No complaints. If I really hit it big though, I am not telling her. Or anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:24:12 2018 No.5881577 >>5881432 That's basically who I cast the robber as when I was writing that shitpost. There's probably a concerning amount of degenerates in the world who would go full negan on someone to take 100k or more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:24:30 2018 No.5881587 >>5875732 Well why not? Assuming she's not a little shit. I bought a new computer for my mum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:24:57 2018 No.5881608 >>5877611 Fuck I lost my monero in a boating accident

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:25:16 2018 No.5881617 >>5881587 What does she do that required a new computer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:26:11 2018 No.5881666 >>5876397 >he married a retarded bitch lmfao bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:26:40 2018 No.5881684 >>5881577 i just saw it happening in my head, standing there with lucille on his shoulder, but yeah my bet is that someone is willing to break some kneecaps to steal crypto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:27:31 2018 No.5881726 >>5876662 Fuck you statist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:28:25 2018 No.5881780 >"hey son, you're getting lucky with this crypto but I have some real stock recommendations for you" >"I'll only take a small cut of your profits for this information"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:29:11 2018 No.5881816 >>5876059 Its high school. Shed be fine with a fucking $200 lenovo laptop lmao

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:31:15 2018 No.5881921

>>5880106
Jesus dude I feel bad for you. Guess what retard, I gurantee you that someone in your lineage sold pussy to get bread or safety at some point. Dumb fuck.

>>5880432
Lol your salty no one wants to see your ugly flabby body

>>5881460
Dude it's just a fucking body. Relax retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:34:32 2018 No.5882069 >>5875732 Fucking hell this >Son you know your brother will eventually go to college right? You'll have to help him with that, either he is poor, rich, has a job or unemployed. FUCK THAT DAD IM NOT GONNA GIVE A PENNY TO THAT LAZY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:46:54 2018 No.5882727 >>5876585 Yea wtf my mom is like this too. My sister is an exception. She jewed too many times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:49:24 2018 No.5882865 >>5882069 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Tell that cunt to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:51:44 2018 No.5882999 >>5882865 I literally said I'm not responsible for my brother decisions. If he wants to go to college then he better works his back for it. But god dammit if it enrages me seeing my father thinking about me as some piggy bank.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:52:55 2018 No.5883055 >>5875732 Maybe if you buy her a macbook you can convince her to have sex with you. Definitely worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:01:38 2018 No.5883611 >>5879091 you definitely beat your meat to her, no shame in that anon, you should have sex with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:01:52 2018 No.5883619 >>5876662 >work hard and/or take tremendous risk >get rewarded greatly >be resented by others who didn't work hard and/or take risks for not including them in the reward Fuck off communist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:02:04 2018 No.5883629 >>5881539 But that's because your GF doesn't yet own half of your money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:17:43 2018 No.5884322 >>5876397 if you dont divorce her NOW she will be taking 50% of all your future gains. think carefully anon we all wish you the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:18:34 2018 No.5884348 File: 298 KB, 476x514, 1515095766041.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876397 >give me my $5000 i want to cash out now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:19:20 2018 No.5884387 Oi. Will I still be able to male gainz if I start in late February?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:20:12 2018 No.5884435 >>5884387 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:20:36 2018 No.5884456 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, tsu panic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876397 fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:21:07 2018 No.5884474 >>5876208 you don't deserve to be in crypto, go gamble your money at a casino

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:21:23 2018 No.5884486 >>5875963 >tumblr off you go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:23:38 2018 No.5884598 >>5876099 Make one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:25:05 2018 No.5884671 when i "make it" i'll definitely buy some gifts for the family

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:29:02 2018 No.5884866 >>5876208 Yes. A snapshot happens at a given block, once the snapshot is taken you can sell your coins. You're fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:32:01 2018 No.5885016 >>5876397 agreed cash her out at $500, she didn't invest so she didn't profit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:33:46 2018 No.5885080 >>5876397 actually fuck it tell her the price crashed and its now worth only 2k

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:37:23 2018 No.5885270 >>5876241 I'd fucking throw you out of the house disgusting animal. You refuse even to pay for what you fucking use? You basically make gains by being a burden on your family. Like a communist caricature of a capitalist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:38:35 2018 No.5885338 File: 277 KB, 469x452, 1508109092670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5875732 Fuck jessica

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:40:08 2018 No.5885421 >>5875732 your mom is a whore, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:46:02 2018 No.5885753 >>5876397 >wife what the fuck are you doing man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:49:33 2018 No.5885942 >>5885080 WHAT YOU LOST MY MONEY ANON? YOU GAMBLED WITH MY 5K$. I WANT THEM NOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:50:28 2018 No.5885990 >>5876992 >>5879091 Lol. Brother of the town whore mentality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:55:15 2018 No.5886223 >>5884435 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:57:43 2018 No.5886333 >>5885270 Not really you are just greedy and jealous you PoS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:11:24 2018 No.5887050 buy her a $100 Chromebook lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:14:24 2018 No.5887194 get her a 40 usd used eee-pc lmoa

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:15:42 2018 No.5887283 File: 1.01 MB, 200x200, 1512076802194.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5875732 >Living with your parents and sister >Telling your parents about your crypto gains >Letting them tell you how to spend your money How to fail in life 101

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:22:00 2018 No.5887606 >>5879378 https://youtu.be/o26Eks801oc Don't be like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:24:46 2018 No.5887751 >>5877777 Checked and keked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:24:59 2018 No.5887770 File: 314 KB, 717x436, f78.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877177

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:26:07 2018 No.5887846 >>5876089 DAS RITE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:26:52 2018 No.5887877 >>5885338 FUCKING JESSICA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:26:57 2018 No.5887879 >>5875732 If I had a cute little sister, I'd buy her all the shit she wanted. Instead I have a mentally ill older brother that has threatened my parents to death on multiple occasions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:28:06 2018 No.5887942 >>5881153 >not holding a few hundred on Coinbase >not handing it over and saying you were a big talker the whole time >normie robbers leave with your btc in their coinbase account feeling slightly confused >they get arrested when they try to cash out

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:30:40 2018 No.5888092

>>5881460
The answer to your question is very simple: don't. Stay the fuck away from the Western society when looking for a girl.
Make enough money to woo an Eastern European/Asian girl (just no EU bullshit like Poland, Slovakia, Romania, they became regular roasties recently). They're usually prettier and more loyal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:34:49 2018 No.5888315 > told my gf I was buying into “bitcoin and other related coins” a few months ago > she hasn’t mentioned it since She’s playing the long game with this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:35:06 2018 No.5888334 >>5876397 And why the hell did you marry with shared property...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:36:21 2018 No.5888395 >>5888092 >They're usually prettier and more loyal. You're idealizing materialistic women who are one step away from prostitution in their respective shitholes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:37:08 2018 No.5888438 File: 48 KB, 645x729, 1513339723923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5885270 lmao you sound like a goddamn stupid nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:38:30 2018 No.5888517 >>5883619 >be resented by others >others >family >others jesus, no wonder whites are dying out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:39:19 2018 No.5888561 >>5875866 This and one for mom too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:39:29 2018 No.5888573 >>5878057 She clearly didn't cobtributed half the money you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:40:25 2018 No.5888623 >>5888438 >leeches off your parents you dont seem to understand what the word nigger means, nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:42:24 2018 No.5888719 >>5876397 Nigga i've read some sad shit before. This is some sad shit now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:42:36 2018 No.5888730 >>5881921 >Justifying your whore of a sister Stay reddit brainlet

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:43:10 2018 No.5888763

> make huge stacks of cash by clicking buttons on a computer screen
> muh hard work

You act like you’re a bunch of entrepreneurs and not fucking gamblers. At least have the decency to pay your taxes, none of you have broken a sweat and yet think the world owes you everything. White people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:46:03 2018 No.5888901 >>5888763 The vast majority doesn't have the mental capacity to create 2-3 accounts, create a wallet, send between them, and then buy crypto

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:46:26 2018 No.5888923

>>5888395
Kinda true. But there's a different system of upbringing in the Eastern countries.
Little girls aren't fed the Western feminist bullshit.

Granted, the "pretty" part is absolutely subjective. I'm into the feminine women, therefore I don't really like the Western girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:47:12 2018 No.5888959 >>5876015 Why do ppl find this so funny? This board is full of scumbags. Same people that shit on /pol/ laugh in the face of charity. Pig memes are real. When national socialism wins I'll slaughter all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:47:13 2018 No.5888957 >>5888901 >The vast majority doesn't have the mental capability to book a flight to Vegas, buy some chips and bet it all on a number. I am clearly superior to these pathetic fools.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:48:31 2018 No.5889016 >>5876015 >he doesnt donate to good causes for mad karma, self esteem and eternal salvation enjoy ur "gains" bub

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:48:38 2018 No.5889021

>>5888623
Lmao you think that living at home is leeching? That 100% depends on any given situation. Sure it's leeching if you're 30 and at home.

Not if you're fucking 18-20 and in college.

You mad you didn't have parents who gave a flying fuck about you? filthy ass fucking animal. I bet you're a goddamn sand nigger too.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:48:57 2018 No.5889029

>tell parents I have a bit over 100 BTC
>dad always checking the price, so he knows I have at least over a million
>I'm still leeching, but parents have never asked for anything in return
>dad gets worried when it goes down because he isn't used to all these swings
>I continue making good trades, but downplay how much I have so he doesn't get too worried
>now have stupid amounts in crypto
I can't wait to cash out and surprise my parents with a nice car and bunch of money desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:49:39 2018 No.5889061 >>5888959 >donating to corrupt charities that are probably run by jews

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:49:45 2018 No.5889065 >>5889029 listen to your dad and cash out a fraction of your gains at least

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:51:19 2018 No.5889141 >it's another "I made moneyz and everybody hates me" larp thread made by poorfag retards dreaming about their "I made it" life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:51:37 2018 No.5889153 >>5889065 Yeah, I'm actually planning on cashing out a good portion ASAP. I just have some tax stuff to take care of because of the fact that I haven't paid anything since I started trading in 2013.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:51:38 2018 No.5889156 >>5889029 Hmm yea, make sure you do not become an electronic millionaire like there where paper millionaires in the dot.com bubble. I believe in crypto but need to hedge your bets a bit man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:52:22 2018 No.5889192 >>5883619 Sounds like Capitalism to me desu boss stealing all my hard work and giving me cuck wage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:53:44 2018 No.5889259 >>5875732 >mfw I gave my sister $1000 worth of crypto for Christmas >mfw she scheduled her wedding on the day of my 30th birthday She sucks but I'm a saint and have a lot of money so whatever. My family knows the score.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:53:46 2018 No.5889263 My great uncle is a multi millionaire and no one ever asks him for money. Are all your families fucking jewish or what?

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:53:56 2018 No.5889275

>>5888763
>At least have the decency to pay your taxes, none of you have broken a sweat and yet think the world owes you everything.
>think the world owes you everything.
>think the world owes you
Retarded nigger the ITS IN FUCKING REVERSE

THE FUCKING WORLD THINKS I OWE THEM, fuck you socialist cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:54:51 2018 No.5889316 >>5889263 If your uncle is a millionaire that actually makes you the most likely person to be jewish here.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:55:41 2018 No.5889350

>>5889061
Wounded Warriors is particularly dubious in effectiveness, even beyond the fact that it caters to the most pampered group of white trash welfare queens in the United States.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/08/vet-charity-s-new-fight-to-waste-your-cash.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/28/us/wounded-warrior-project-spends-lavishly-on-itself-ex-employees-say.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:55:43 2018 No.5889351 >>5889316 You are fucking retarded. Im also not american. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:55:52 2018 No.5889356 What the fuck these posts, are you guys raised in nigger families? If I told my family that, they would only be happy for me. Americlaps are fucking pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:56:38 2018 No.5889393 >>5888888

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:57:21 2018 No.5889430 >>5889356 Here comes the stinky Euro to turn it into an Americans vs Europeans argument. Exactly what everybody wanted to talk about today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:58:23 2018 No.5889480 >>5889356 same anon i feel bad for these people who have shit families.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:58:32 2018 No.5889491 >>5889350 >Get blown up >White trash welfare queens! Kill yourself fatty. Go pamper yourself in the head

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:58:54 2018 No.5889505 File: 65 KB, 767x410, wwc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877108

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:59:38 2018 No.5889547 >>5889350 Also that article was only written because Trump was telling people to donate to wounded warrior. It's a hit piece, fat boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:01:43 2018 No.5889657 >>5889547 >July 2015 >January 2016 I doubt it had much to do with Trump and it doesn't change the fact that they sell donor information and so on

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:01:48 2018 No.5889662

>>5889356
all americans are niggers ESPECIALLY white americans

they see no one around them but themselves, no one matters to them except themselves, not their family, not the impoverished, or the oppressed, no one. they're the only ones that matter and everyone else can go fuck themselves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:03:06 2018 No.5889719 >>5889657 Woah not like that was during the election soy boy. The media will make out anything they don't like to be the worst thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:03:40 2018 No.5889746 Buy her a ThinkPad with Gentoo on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:04:37 2018 No.5889794 >>5879378 >karma literally Pajeet tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:04:44 2018 No.5889800 >>5889662 I suppose you think we should let every "refugee" there is enter the country, too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:08:24 2018 No.5890000 File: 1006 KB, 245x189, 1391066414005.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5887879 >tfw no cute little sister

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:08:55 2018 No.5890034 >>5877777 checked regulate your sisters nudes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:16:05 2018 No.5890377 >>5889356 I'm black, told my parents about my crypto gains and they're proud of me. Nobody has asked me for money and my whole family is rooting me on

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:20:02 2018 No.5890562

>>5889719
Trump didn't support Wounded Warriors before 2017 you delusional tard, in fact
https://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/donald-trump-wounded-warrior-218428

Reports about the Wounded Warrior Project's alleged mishandling of donation money factored into Donald Trump's decision to not include the group among the 22 veterans organizations receiving the $6 million connected to his Thursday night event, the Republican presidential candidate said.

"We saw some bad stories about them...I think, on CBS, actually," Trump said in an excerpt released Friday from his interview with CBS' John Dickerson on "Face the Nation" to air Sunday. "And I think I want to give it a little pause, until we find out whether or not that stuff is correct. So we look very carefully. I always do. I look very carefully as to expenses and what things are costing and how they allocate their money. And I like to see nice, low numbers in terms of expense. Those numbers were pretty high."

He's literally saying the same thing as the NYT article written the same month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:22:38 2018 No.5890677 >>5889192 >stealing my hard word >mutally agreed upon wage for work you applied to do pick one, commie scum

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:28:04 2018 No.5890944

>>5889351
He's on point. You're a socialist retard. Why should I have to give something back to the world that didn't pay my computer, my internet and my knowledge? I'll pay my parents because they always did their best for me. I might pay my friends who always gave me good advise and turned me off bad decisions. And I'll pay myself for all the effort, dedication and risk I took entering the crypto world. The rest of the world? Fuck them. What did they ever do for me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:31:55 2018 No.5891116 >>5890944 >I'll pay my family and friends but not random people I don't know wow incredible, you're a really special snowflake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:33:57 2018 No.5891187 >>5890677 >Boss, I made this! >You made this? ... I made this. literally how every boss thinks and works

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:34:06 2018 No.5891202 >>5890944 Please read my comments and then your comment. Now explain to me why im being quoted for this post.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:36:02 2018 No.5891296

>tell my parents I'm making good gains from crypto
>they're skeptical at first but supportive
>dad used to mine LTC a while back but forgot about it
>gets into trading litecoin and gives me some money to invest for him
>hes making decent gains and asking me for advice sometimes but mostly keeps it to himself
>mom is a tax professional and gives us tax advice and how to minimize what we pay

it's pretty fucking comfy not gonna lie, sorry if your parents aren't what you want them to be anons, hopefully you learn from their shortcomings and become a better parent for your future kids

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:39:47 2018 No.5891452 >>5875732 >"Hey mom, I've made 2k in 2 weeks with crypto" >"Wow anon, that's great! Keep it up, but be cautious" Feels good to not have a commie family

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:41:42 2018 No.5891535 >>5876639 >>5876688 mac book ain't bad for comp sci, considering it's almost Linux. Though I wouldn't buy anything above the 2014 model, so I guess it's shit by today's standards anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:42:51 2018 No.5891586 >>5891296 >tfw the best thing my parents ever did was teach me what not to do

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:43:25 2018 No.5891610
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>>5890944
>the effort, dedication and risk I took entering the crypto world

Are you really talking about yourself as it you were a successful forex trader in the dumbest bull market in history?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:43:59 2018 No.5891627 >>5881577 No doubt. Infinitely easier than robbing a bank and no way to trace it after the fact. Added bonus is that the police/feds could not give less of a fuck about some monopoly money being lifted from a person's computer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:52:32 2018 No.5892018 >>5877418 JAKE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:04:33 2018 No.5892590 File: 27 KB, 508x524, 1514308641172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5881780 >"I'll only take a small cut of your profits for this information" i'd be disgusted if my dad said this to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:06:30 2018 No.5892673 >>5891535 >mac book ain't bad for comp sci, considering it's almost Linux. ???

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:11:16 2018 No.5892878 >>5892673 OSX is a BSD based OS, and both BSD and Linux are UNIX systems.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:12:08 2018 No.5892919

>>5876585
man I'm 25 and my parents do that too. On some level it's really nice and they genuinely want me to succeed. But on the other hand, I know for sure they don't have enough money to retire and I'll be expected to take care of them in old age (I don't mind taking care of my parents when they're old). My gf of 4 years has the same mindset, as in she wants to take care of her parents when they're old.

Now I feel like crypto is my chance to make it big, but it feels like there's a huge burden on my shoulders when I think about how many people I would have to support. IDK how older generations did this. Is it bad that a part of me wants to be greedy and just finance my own life without worrying about parents, partners, kids, etc.? Why does everything have to cost money!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:13:14 2018 No.5892971 >>5892919 Older generations had people dying much earlier. Also cost of living was exponentially lower before the boomer menace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:14:18 2018 No.5893025 >>5875874 this, they wont be happy for you (except for other rich dudes) .

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:15:42 2018 No.5893092 >>5892878 So? What does it have to do with it being good for comp-sci?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:17:38 2018 No.5893187 >>5893092 a unix based shell is useful for general programming linux on a laptop is, in general, a shitty experience

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:18:43 2018 No.5893228 >>5893187 >linux on a laptop is, in general, a shitty experience My X220 and T520 say otherwise.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:22:18 2018 No.5893386

>>5893092
UNIX systems are much easier to develop on than Windows. The UNIX command line (shell) is pretty advanced, and some autists use it exclusively as their windows manager. Think Dwarf Fortress without an icon pack, but now it's your entire system.
>>5893187
It's all about getting everything set up like cronjobs, proper unbloated DE, and aliases. After that, it's all about just not being a moron. I do a lot of stuff on my Arch install, but after I set everything up I don't need to constantly fuck with it like Winblows, from random shit getting in my way like forced updates or new features shitting things up.
>>5893228
>X series
>T series
Ask me how I know you're a babby. Watch this:
>W500
>OpenBSD 5.2
>CPU 60C idle
>CPU 100C on YouTube/Firefox

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:24:28 2018 No.5893485 >>5876688 >runs Linux, Windows and Mac OSX flawlessly >top tier build quality >MacOS is a UNIX OS anon, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:24:51 2018 No.5893501 >>5893386 I wanted the X220. But I have thought I may have fucked up not getting a W over a T or something. But I do have the 1080p screen so it's ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:25:36 2018 No.5893534 >>5893386 >The UNIX command line (shell) is pretty advanced, and some autists use it exclusively as their windows manager. >tfw i3 with nothing but terminals and a browser

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:26:16 2018 No.5893557 >>5893228 sensible defaults > configing shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:26:53 2018 No.5893579 >>5881153 This. people who drive around with cars with Bitcoin stickers and shit like that are fucking crazy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:27:49 2018 No.5893626 >>5876397 she's testing you dominance, you have one last chance: piss on her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:28:14 2018 No.5893646 >>5893386 >installing OpenBSD on a laptop maximum 'tist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:28:17 2018 No.5893652 >>5893557 t. never used linux It has sensible defaults if you want them, and customizing is very easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:28:48 2018 No.5893681 >>5875732 Jessica is a whorish name

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:29:14 2018 No.5893696

>>5893386
What does the UNIX shell do better than Powershell that makes it so useful for "developing" that it's worth getting a macbook instead of some budget laptop for a comp sci student to write hello worlds in java and make wordpress blogs on it and also why not fucking install the OS you want

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:30:44 2018 No.5893745 >>5893681 Your mind is warped by pornography

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:33:57 2018 No.5893882 >>5893696 Powershell is complete garbage compared to the beauty of a UNIX shell. Linux is for autists. And running a VM with a mac OS feels awful. So that only leaves macbooks for respectable developers.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:34:40 2018 No.5893910
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>>5893501
W's are real powerhouses my senpai. Nothing beats the tall display either.
>>5893534
You rice out your gaps between windows? I used to use StupmWM/Ratpoison when I was an uber NEET, nothing beat 100% customability.
>>5893646
; ) Who netsec here.
>>5893696
Powershell is a cucked version of Sh. It's close, but piping is a nightmare because everything is an object instead of the lightweight stdin and stdout, and everything uses the *NIX standard for shells, except Windows. I do agree, that it's a terrible reason to buy a Mac, but it can be a really simple intro to UNIX for the absolute bottom-tier normies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:35:11 2018 No.5893929 >>5893652 youre literally a caricature of the average 19yo /g/ poster the way you're actually proud of your linux use is really embarrassing to anyone who actually works

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:37:50 2018 No.5894041 >>5893910 I used to run gaps but eventually they annoyed me and felt pointless. So now I run i3-gaps with no gaps. >>5893929 At no point did I even PROJECT that I am proud. I just pointed out your wrongness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:39:48 2018 No.5894122 >>5884598 Fucking keked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:40:40 2018 No.5894153 File: 156 KB, 500x282, 11 - RNYeVeQ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5889016 >believing in karma fuck offff

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:44:11 2018 No.5894309 >>5894153 stay poor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:47:01 2018 No.5894442 >>5894041 your deluded insistence that obvious issues aren't issues makes you a generic zealot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:48:18 2018 No.5894499 >>5894442 Maybe you just don't know what you're talking about. It's ok to be ignorant.

>>	AAHHHHHH Thu Jan 4 19:52:20 2018 No.5894676 >>5880432 Yes she should be about that hood life and kill her fellow dindu like you anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:59:26 2018 No.5894984 >fantasize about having enough money to help my sisters pay for their mortgage/get a downpayment, and enough to help my parents recover >faggots in here salty about giving their family $1000 blackhearts, the lot of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:03:00 2018 No.5895158 >>5894984 I'm pretty detached from my family, but I'd like to buy them a house, and pay off any debt/school tuition or whatever if I made it. I wouldn't live with them, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:03:44 2018 No.5895187 >>5893485 Bruh these faggots don't know shit. A used 2014 macbook would outperform any shit-tier rushed production mid range gayman laptop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:05:26 2018 No.5895258 File: 492 KB, 176x216, 1396231206564.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876015 your reaction face fits the fucking cake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:06:12 2018 No.5895290 File: 67 KB, 1200x675, 1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5876059 you know what you have to do anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:07:04 2018 No.5895329 >>5894984 Not everyone has a nice family anon, i know my brother would do anything to steal my crypto and cash out immediately for a nice car if he knew about my gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:10:11 2018 No.5895476 >>5894984 They're soulless sociopaths anon, there's no point in trying to reach them.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:12:05 2018 No.5895562

>>5888959
I mean I agree partially, but why would you donate $10k that could be $100k in 3 months with proper investments? Sure, if you've got $1M in crypto, cashing out a bit to give to charities could be good, but when its not that much, I wouldn't say it's a good idea. I say wait until there's far less money to be made in the crypto world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:13:26 2018 No.5895624 >>5875732 i "lent" my poorfag parents a grand to fix the house. I don't expect to get it back. Feels good. To be fair I am an adult living here rent free while I make more then they do sitting on biz all day and going all in on shitcoins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:16:13 2018 No.5895751 >>5895476 yeah, there's a difference between "hey here's $50k to pay off those debts that you're dying over" and "hey, your sister wants this expensive computer, you should give her that, its not like you cant afford it".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:17:39 2018 No.5895820 >>5889505 Underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:19:56 2018 No.5895933 >>5876688 Wtf this isn’t 2004 anymore retard.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:28:56 2018 No.5896341

>>5876241
>be latino
>cry because no job right now
>at least two semester away from getting degree
>dad comes in
>"son i will always support you, we are a family . Yout mom and i love you. Things will get better."
>tell him about crypto
>"son you are smart, use that kwowledge to make money. This is the US the land of dreams"
>dad comes home today from work, sees me trading crypto, gives me a thumbs up

I love my family. Why are mayos so vindictive to each other. I always hear about white friends getting kicked out when they turm 18. Makes no sense to me. You are supposed to help yoir family not fuck them over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:30:28 2018 No.5896409 >>5896341 this

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:37:10 2018 No.5896695

>>5896341
>be Latino
>father is an alcoholic that hasn't worked for 11 years
>he can't even speak English even though he lives in the US 26 years
>mother is also unemployed and spends all day with her sisters watching mexican soap shows
>tell dad about my cryptogains
>dad comes in
>"necesito dinero para la cerveza!"
>"Do t-they t-take crypto??"
>*dad slaps me*
>"solo dólares idiota"
>give him $20
>he goes and buys more booze while he beats my mother and screams at me

I love my family. Why are mayos so vindictive to each other. I always hear about white friends getting kicked out when they turm 18. Makes no sense to me. You are supposed to help yoir family not fuck them over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:38:15 2018 No.5896736 File: 49 KB, 666x720, VETvmAJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5877745

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:42:26 2018 No.5896896
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>>5876992
https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/7n3yd5/tip_macbooks_take_great_handsfree_nudes/?st=jc198lis&sh=c8a7074b
Looks like your parents made you pay for her macbook LUL

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:44:25 2018 No.5896977 File: 65 KB, 179x214, 1514583951974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5896896

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:46:54 2018 No.5897078 >>5896695 you're father is a alouzy piece of shit. You're not helping him in anyway whatsoever. You're enabling him. Tell him to suck off a kike. And tell him I said thanks for beating your sloppy spic ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:52:56 2018 No.5897320 >>5893882 but why

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:58:57 2018 No.5897580 >>5875732 Her parents need to work harder. I didn't even have a fucking cellphone in school and she "needs" a Mac? Buy her a fucking Compaq

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 21:01:17 2018 No.5897677 File: 24 KB, 320x470, received_1999070680119392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5896896

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 21:03:18 2018 No.5897755 >>5889275 Yeah, what the fuck is with this? Everybody makes a huge fucking deal about how the world doesn't owe me anything, but when I get mine, suddenly it's time to pay dividends like I'm in the S&P 500.

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