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>gf says "our Bitcoin"

>> No.58427971

Too bad my dad owns the seedphrase and he lives overseas out of reach of the local government :)

>> No.58427974

>>58427971
Read only wallet on my phone of course.

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>>58427969
>gf
Stop capping

>> No.58427979
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>dad asks how're them bitcorns doing

>> No.58427992

>having a gf
Give her to me

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>>58427969
>gf
>you
sure cuck stop the fucking cap retard, no way your ass pulled a baddie

plus bitcoin? ONLY bitcoin? bro did your mother give birth to you standing up so your head plastered against the concrete and gave you 5 types of mental retardation? YOU NEED TO HAVE VARIETY. A bit of BTC is ok, but also memecoins, alts, AI coins like AGRS$.
no wonder not a single one of you tards never make it
thats literally the solution i made a 40% profit this month doing that and discarding what didn't work
USE YOUR BRAIN

>> No.58428811

>>58428809
Aren't you being a bit too mean?

>> No.58428812

>>58428811
I'M NOT BEING MEAN ENOUGH.

>> No.58428948

>>58427969
gf said my MUMU is my MUMU and her salary is her salary, so it's a win/win situation

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Jokes on you, bitcoin is my wife

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>>58427969
>mom asks if i can sell some satoshisync's BRC20s to do grocery

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>>58427969
I get the feeling but that wont ever happen cuz I have no gf and not much on btc, but I would be scared shitless if grandma came and said "our $lrds"

>> No.58429683

>>58428987
lol, literally my wife yesterday, "can you sell some bitcoinz to go shopping, just one coin dont be greedy" I'm seriously thinking bout divorce

>> No.58429685

>>58429678
your grandma talking about blocklords would be the biggest normie redflag ever

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>>58429678
>>58429685
normie granda talks about
gaming
web3 gaming
crypto

granda is one of the horsemen of the cryptoapocalypse

>> No.58429692

>>58429678
>that wont ever happen

you jinxed yourself bro

>> No.58429693

>>58427969
>he told his gf about his bitcoin

>> No.58429694

>>58427975
Getting a girl nowadays is not really hard or anything only the incels that are 2/10's looking to hook up with 9/10 instagram super models say girls don't want to be serious anymore.

Look out for chubby nerdy girls with glasses, idiots.

>> No.58429695

>>58427969
>letting them know about your investment choices

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>>58428956
Bitcoin is such a broad. Owned by everyone and traded around. Whore!

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>>58427979
>are you winning son?

>> No.58429705

>>58428809
>>58428811
He's trying too hard to fit in. That's why it feels corny.

No feedback btw.

>> No.58429709

>>58427971
a real shame no one in my """family""" is chill like this and living overseas. being born in a trashy family truly is the biggest fuck you god could ever provide.

>> No.58430018

>>58428809
poorfags always give the %, never the $.

>> No.58430915

>>58427969
considering how dating is nowadays I think I would leave all my savings to my mom, or even my dog.
sharing profits with the person you love sounds nice but not so much in the long run, plus I don't want that person to make fun of me because I have a retardio bag lmao

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>>58427969
>practice "gf" says "our folio" while im buying a launch on pinksale
needless to say she's not my practice gf anymore