/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.58403086]

>sell exodus edition
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.58403092]

4/20 is next monday

[Anonymous No.58403093]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.58403099]

someone on the road called me a goof today and i've honestly never been so mad in my life

[Anonymous No.58403101]

Come join us in the real /smg/. We have over 5x the post volume of these dead email-verified threads.
>>>/bant/20025041
>>>/bant/20025041
>>>/bant/20025041
>>>/bant/20025041
We're going until 600 replies.

[Anonymous No.58403108]

>>58403086
i bought stocks for the first time 1 week ago.
took 1k and split it into deposits of 50 bucks per company and spread it into 20 different companies.
i check every day in the morning when i wake up and every stock is always on the red except for apple.
if i sold everything right now, i would make 970 bucks...
i wasted my 1k didn't i?

[Anonymous No.58403113]

>>58403101
no
>>58403051
>>58403050
>>58403037
>>58402942

[Anonymous No.58403115]

Sleep well /smg/ I'll be back (here) market open this morning. Looking to start the morning off researching defense stocks given the escalating climate.

[Anonymous No.58403132]

>>58403108
>i check every day in the morning when i wake up
That is where you fucked up

[Anonymous No.58403137]

>>58403108
It really was the top if retards like you put money in the market

[Anonymous No.58403140]

>>58403092
It appears they do not actually license to distribute quality products but rather the ordinary big budget fare you can expect to find at any legally state licensed facility. Another pipe dream cannabis venture that will only ever benefit the insiders who got in early. Retail investors will provide liquidity for annual sell offs by said insiders.
>my hash

[Anonymous No.58403143]

Come join us in the real /smg/! We have over 5x the post volume of these dead, email-verified threads. Freshly baked bread:
>>>/bant/20027209
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(Previous: >>>/bant/20025041)

[Anonymous No.58403146]

+15% remainder of this month

[Anonymous No.58403148]

FUTURES BUSSIN!

[Anonymous No.58403163]

>>58403086
I’m able to post without email. What’s everyone bitching about?

[Anonymous No.58403167]

>>58403143
That board is a cesspool

[Anonymous No.58403170]

>>58403086
We will be up tomorrow. Watch it!

[Anonymous No.58403178]

i contemplated offing myself yesterday, given that im posting here its obvious i didnt. i buy the dip on uuuu and sofi and hope the possible future gains offset my ideas about suicide

[Anonymous No.58403184]

>>58403143
I don't have any email verification and I still post her fine. Fuck off eith your well poisoning derailment

[Anonymous No.58403188]

>>58403178
Yea… best of luck! Have you tried zoomers yet?

[Anonymous No.58403189]

Can I make it with $300?
That’s all I have since the rest of my money is for rent

[Anonymous No.58403190]

>>58403184
Imagine a 1st world internet again…

[Anonymous No.58403208]

>>58403189
Assuming your 25, 300 a month compounded over 40 years at the 120 year average is 700k AFTER inflation by age 65. You could retire to Ecuador nicely

40 $3,600.00 $48,671.90 $745,654.94

[Anonymous No.58403215]

If I weren't drunk off my fucking ass I'd wake up to see the wild open tomorrow but o well love u guys hope the email thing doesn't start tomorrow RIP.

[Anonymous No.58403220]

post

[Anonymous No.58403230]

>>58403190
Take me back
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHI1jve9tI&pp=ygUhQSB0b3VjaCBvZiBjbGFzcyBhcm91bmQgdGhlIHdvcmxk

[Anonymous No.58403241]

Worst weekend ever raged at my gf like a pathetic beta and yelled at my mom and went for a drive to cool off and fucking closed the garage door on my bumper scratching it to shit all because I thought my calls would get absolutely guh'd on monday because of some jewish shit in the middle east but it looks like I'm getting the last laugh I think I'll take my gf out to buy some aritzia with some of my gains and buy my mom some flowers or some shit. Anyway gotta wake up in 4 hours and hope Israel doesn't do anything retarded but it's looking good now. Fucking roller coaster of emotions I dot think I'll be able to sleep.

[Anonymous No.58403244]

Wrong one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WmDJ-rQljLc&pp=ygUiQSB0b3VjaCBvZiBjbGFzcyBhcm91bmQgdGhlIHdvcmxkIA%3D%3D

[Anonymous No.58403250]

>>58403241
>yelled at momma
c'mon anon do better

[Anonymous No.58403265]

>>58403241
>emotionally abusing your family because you cannot handle the stresses of your own choices
maybe stocks aren't for you

[Anonymous No.58403268]

good morning sirs, let's watch that sexy minister of finance walk the spring budget over

[Anonymous No.58403272]

>>58403244
Based
>>58403241
Cringe

[Anonymous No.58403277]

>>58403241
Bad choices, anon..

[Anonymous No.58403280]

>>58403265
Stocks are for making money bitch

[Anonymous No.58403284]

>>58403241
This is one of those fags from the imposter thread lol

[Anonymous No.58403314]

Is it true you need an e-mail to post here now?

[Anonymous No.58403320]

I like /smg/ jannies pls don't make me have to go through the humiliation and honeypot of email verification just to shitpost

[Anonymous No.58403324]

>>58403314
Yes unless you have a pass

[Anonymous No.58403340]

>>58403320
Just mention something stock related that's relevant at the end of your shit post. A P.S if you will.
>>58403324
I don't have aa 4chan pass or whatever. I haven't had to verify shit. In other news Raytheon and general dynamics are up 8% since Thursday. I'm curious to see if they will hold theough the news of Israel not retaliating.

[Anonymous No.58403341]

>Adidas was uprated
>twice
by Morgan Stanley? The gigabears? LOL
Adidas have no Yeezy's, they aren't sponsor of the german football team anymore.

[Anonymous No.58403345]

>>58403314
zoomers are retarded. its a simple litness test for autistic assholes

[Anonymous No.58403368]

Why make another thread before the last one has even reached the bump limit?

[Anonymous No.58403377]

>>58403368
Don't complain, just be grateful that there's no GAY NIGGER porn here. I can't wait to see what NATGAS AND OIL are doing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.58403392]

Hory SHET, S&P futes still rippin' even higher. For now.

[Anonymous No.58403402]

test

[Anonymous No.58403403]

>>58403377
You're my hero NATGAS/OIL bro
>>58403340
It's hard to tell at this point cause Israel could just go off randomly

[Anonymous No.58403405]

>>58403392
European exchanges are open. Unfortunately, no one on this continent trades stocks, so it's a complete dumpster fire until 15:30 local time.

[Anonymous No.58403412]

i mightve figure a way to get around the little 'interest' problem. if this trade is possible, it could potentially make multiple millions in short time.

[Anonymous No.58403417]

>>58403403
Yeah. Israel can do whatever it wants, nobody will say a thing, AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.58403426]

You bought calls Friday, right?

[Anonymous No.58403431]

>>58403405
Should have just bought, like I did on friday, FUCK

[Anonymous No.58403443]

>>58403417
Pretty much and watching muslims online seethe over Jordan "Betraying the cause/Islam" has been really funny

[Anonymous No.58403447]

>Adidas +3% on analyst comments by Morgan Stanley which were wrong the last 2 years being bears

[Anonymous No.58403450]

test

[Anonymous No.58403453]

email to post when?

[Anonymous No.58403456]

holy shit check the bond yields

[Anonymous No.58403464]

i don't understand how the market can keep rising for inifinity and the monetary currency changes value and shit what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.58403468]

>>58403456
America has to pay, Israel needs your aid.

[Anonymous No.58403470]

>>58403464
Its not going up to infinity though. Its just going up normally, but its also boosted by inflation. The value of the company is the same or higher, but the value of the dollar goes down, meaning stocks get "supercharged."
There may be a natural correction cycles, but its not going to be anything dramatic.

[Anonymous No.58403471]

>>58403417
All I want it all out war.

[Anonymous No.58403477]

>>58403464
the more things people value, and the more people there are, the more the global market will increase its big numbers. don't worry about it, it's worked (mostly) so far.

[Anonymous No.58403480]

Big rally tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.58403486]

>>58403477
>Value

[Anonymous No.58403490]

>>58403470
>>58403477
i guess numbers aren't real, it's just an abstract framework that we dress up this reality in to not kill each other over a piece to eat.

[Anonymous No.58403491]

no email test

[Anonymous No.58403497]

test

[Anonymous No.58403498]

This week will be so boring. FLAT. No meaningful reports. The only thing would be the Israel-Iran thing, but that's already irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.58403503]

>>58403498
ENOUGH CRABBING ITS GOING ON FOR 2 MONTHS ALREADY AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58403511]

AAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58403512]

>>58403503
We have 1.5 years of a bull market, crabbing is the west we can hope for now.

[Anonymous No.58403519]

>>58403498
>>58403503
Better some crabbing than an epic -50% or more crash.

[Anonymous No.58403550]

at least you can still trust cocoa...

[Anonymous No.58403555]

i bought 1 soxl weekly call at the absolute bottom on fri

[Anonymous No.58403568]

Gold local bottom this Friday.

[Anonymous No.58403581]

>>58403486
one man's trash is another man's treasure. exploit the fool who sees treasure.

[Anonymous No.58403598]

wait, is this email thing real? Im just not going to post then. rip biz.

[Anonymous No.58403622]

>nooo I have to enter a disposable email once to post

[Anonymous No.58403624]

>>58403622
Unless you use an obscure service, they will hopefully be blacklisted.

[Anonymous No.58403635]

>>58403624
every mail where the provider isn't asking for personal information like a phone number is disposable

[Anonymous No.58403649]

>>58403635
>Allowed domains are: gmail.com, hotmail.com, yahoo.com, proton.me, protonmail.com, outlook.com, live.com, icloud.com, yandex.com, tutanota.com, tuta.io
and guess what retard

[Anonymous No.58403656]

>>58403649
so just make an outlook address

[Anonymous No.58403657]

>>58403622
it's also not just once kek, it's every 24 hours
tl;dr you will join us @ >>>/bant/smg

[Anonymous No.58403662]

test

[Anonymous No.58403663]

I have 19 open and 15 pending forex trades

[Anonymous No.58403664]

>>58403657
>it's every 24 hours
I don't think that's true, it's the verification link that's valid for 24h which is normal for this type of thing. they likely stick the authentication to your cookies so until you clear those it should be fine to post

[Anonymous No.58403667]

Can't believe the markets are going up. It wasn't supposed to be this way!!!

[Anonymous No.58403680]

>>58403656
not disposable
>>58403664
i read the sticky again and you're right. it's still such a pain in the ass that most will naturally not bother
no way people are going to jump through all the hoops and expose themselves (even more) to feds just to post on bloody 4chinz

[Anonymous No.58403682]

>>58403680
>not disposable
how do you mean? you can just create an account and it doesn't ask you for anything personal like a phone number so you just create and account with nonsense name/bday and that's it

[Anonymous No.58403685]

They increased the price of my SOXS and didn't reduce the number of shares.
Am I gonna get thousands of dollars for free?

[Anonymous No.58403693]

>>58403682
>how do you mean?
vpn ip ranges require phone verification
imagine directly telling the feds (microsoft) you post on 4chan from which exact ip address(es). hiro/fed wet dream
even if it wasn't for that, it's still too tedious

[Anonymous No.58403696]

>>58403693
hiro gives up your IP to feds when they ask for it anyway. you're only anonymous towards other users on this site, not towards the admins

[Anonymous No.58403701]

>>58403696
That's where you're wrong because I never signed up.

[Anonymous No.58403704]

scam pump, we are going down

[Anonymous No.58403708]

the good guys won.

[Anonymous No.58403718]

>>58403693
Bullish for MSFT

[Anonymous No.58403719]

>>58403696
IPs alone are not 100% solid evidence for court. imagine you move around, or post from mobile networks/dynamic ip/CGNAT/public wifis
goymail providers can collect infinitely more data on you while 4chan barely fingerprints your browser. the goymail providers can track you you accross IPs, devices etc etc. do most retards here even have the opsec to login to the email associated with 4chan from an incognito window?

[Anonymous No.58403722]

>>58403719
>IPs alone are not 100% solid evidence for court
then how did the chitwood thing happen (three times)?

[Anonymous No.58403748]

Last day to max out your 2023 IRA contribution

[Anonymous No.58403787]

So its going to be a massive green day, right?

[Anonymous No.58403809]

>>58403598
Nothing of value will be lost.

[Anonymous No.58403821]

>>58403719
>4chan barely fingerprints your browser

>incognito window
>opsec
kekw are you for real?

you dont know shit. go back to rddt.

[Anonymous No.58403974]

>wake up
>not only are futes still green
>even greener
How long can it last? Against what all can it last? I am definitely not a short term STOOKS prophet.

[Anonymous No.58404036]

>>58403787
probably. when inflation comes in hot there are like two days of a freakout and then the losses are undone in a few days.

[Anonymous No.58404056]

I verified my email.

[Anonymous No.58404065]

Nasdaq computer is looking green as FUCK

[Anonymous No.58404066]

>>58404056
IT'S OVER.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.58404076]

Has smg finally died?

[Anonymous No.58404078]

>>58404076
You did this, all because you wouldnt verify your email you schizo chud

[Anonymous No.58404079]

oh no

[Anonymous No.58404082]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58404084]

>>58404082
No I dont have any money left

[Anonymous No.58404091]

>>58404076
nothing lost, everyone was a bot anyways

[Anonymous No.58404094]

>>58404076
Good finally fuck this general. Maybe GME will die too.

[Anonymous No.58404102]

i am now verified anon

[Anonymous No.58404105]

>>58404094
>fuck this general. Maybe GME

[Anonymous No.58404108]

What the entire fuck. There was not even that much spam

[Anonymous No.58404116]

I've done some Fair Valuation Calculations. This is some High IQ stuff. Based on my calculations using historical market returns and 5 year market average return the market is either slightly overvalued or undervalued.

By current 5 year market averages, it's slightly overvalued but not by that much. If the market goes under 5k this month, it'll become under valued if S&P500 goes under 5k this month.

Based on historical 5 year market average after a bear run, market is undervalued. It needs to reach 5.5k by the end of this month to meet its historical average return after a bear run.

You're welcome. Happy trading.

[Anonymous No.58404121]

It's fucking over

[Anonymous No.58404122]

bang bang bang bang

[Anonymous No.58404124]

Market opened make sure you just buy like a retard! Fuck the war, rates, recession stocks go up!

[Anonymous No.58404131]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.58404133]

>>58404124
>War = Bullish
>Rates = Really not that high and we've seen from earnings season it's not affecting the bottom line
>Recession = CHUDS dream all economic data coming in is awesome even retail sales that just dropped

[Anonymous No.58404137]

looks like most of the general moved to /bant/

[Anonymous No.58404149]

Funny watching oil dump because everyone knows shit won't go down.

>>58404137
What a shame...

[Anonymous No.58404173]

>>58404137
i dont like flags cos i would be too easy to spot.

[Anonymous No.58404207]

Short KLG.
It's faggot cereal.

[Anonymous No.58404212]

biz is kill

[Anonymous No.58404246]

Why is it crashing?

[Anonymous No.58404247]

>>58404212
It's honestly hilarious how slow the board became overnight. I love it.

also NASDAQ COMPUTER BROS WE ARE DUMPING

[Anonymous No.58404274]

>>58404212
Total death was fun while it lasted bros.

[Anonymous No.58404291]

I guess they killed SMG with the gay email bullshit.
It was nice shitposting with you lads.

[Anonymous No.58404334]

Moot has my email nao.

[Anonymous No.58404353]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.58404354]

no one on this site has throwaway emails to message other friendly anons?
it's over.

[Anonymous No.58404358]

When will defence stocks peak? I know the US is still due a Moon once it proves it can pass a defence bill but European stocks have been rising for awhile now.

[Anonymous No.58404360]

>>58404354
Dang i probably should have used a burner.

[Anonymous No.58404366]

MY CALLS NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.58404369]

>>58404360
Bullish for Palantir and prison stocks

[Anonymous No.58404375]

uranium

[Anonymous No.58404376]

>>58404354
Thanks, I can post now

[Anonymous No.58404381]

I feel like maybe it's counter productive to do the email thing, but now i won't have to see people post about low float gap up penny stocks as much so i guess that's a win.

[Anonymous No.58404384]

>>58404354
Seriously. I have an old burner from when I was young and stupid and tried to make real life friends on /soc/. Surprised I still remembered the password for it...
Also I can't believe I bought the top on SPY. I fucking KNEW I was doing it as I was doing it, but I got fomo'd and now I'm down over 4% already

[Anonymous No.58404388]

Why were people so scared to give up their email? They don't say anything bad that they wouldn't want anyone to know they say do they?

[Anonymous No.58404392]

I just used my primary email. I really don't care.

[Anonymous No.58404396]

>>58404388
This, maybe just maybe you could act like a decent fucking human being? And then you wouldnt have anything to be afraid of

[Anonymous No.58404402]

>>58404388
they enjoy flag larping and can't be assed to use a burner
my stocks are fucking ripping down btw

[Anonymous No.58404404]

>>58404388
I don't care what 4chan does with my email. I care that google knows that my email is associated.

[Anonymous No.58404410]

>>58404404
They're already my service provider so i think they'll be fine with it. They did send me a cease and desist for torrents tho.

[Anonymous No.58404412]

When we hitting 4800

[Anonymous No.58404416]

Do I just pull the trigger and sell TSLA? Thought this shit would go up but I'm down $800 so far, bought in early 2021

[Anonymous No.58404419]

>>58404412
Idk 50dma looking pretty stronk right now.

[Anonymous No.58404425]

>>58404416
You've held this long may as well go for one more earnings report?

[Anonymous No.58404426]

Puts or Calls?

[Anonymous No.58404432]

>>58404426

[Anonymous No.58404434]

>>58404416
Never take a long term loss. Long term losses offset long term gains. Very tax inefficient.
Just baghold longer.

[Anonymous No.58404438]

>>58404434
>

[Anonymous No.58404442]

>>58403086
what the shit is going on with fucking oil god damn

[Anonymous No.58404444]

How can I make money off the infantilization of American young adults?

[Anonymous No.58404448]

>>58404442
Sell the news my boy

[Anonymous No.58404452]

>>58404426
I'm shorting CGC, PSFE, KLG, DB, TEX, and LEVI.
I have a call on SKYT and TEX.

[Anonymous No.58404458]

nigger

[Anonymous No.58404462]

verified

[Anonymous No.58404463]

>>58404444
>msft
vidya squishmallow royalties, maybe pfe for ssri medications too, unh mental health and licensing ip's for plushies

[Anonymous No.58404465]

>>58404458

[Anonymous No.58404468]

>>58404463
Oh good I already own lots of MSFT

[Anonymous No.58404472]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.58404477]

>>58404472
please
>>>/bant/
thanks
stay gone

[Anonymous No.58404484]

Bought MSOX 5/14 expy 10$ strike calls. wish me luck!!

[Anonymous No.58404491]

bros the bant thread moves way faster...

[Anonymous No.58404493]

>>58404448
I didn't even get a chance to sell the news i was at the gym. fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.58404499]

/bant/ thread
>Actual activity
>Actual discussion and technical analysis

/biz/ thread
>Nothing but slow memes

I'm out

[Anonymous No.58404500]

>>58404491
would you please go back
thanks
and don't forget to spam irrelevant bullshit and "Memes"

[Anonymous No.58404501]

>>58404491
This is now the comfy market general

[Anonymous No.58404504]

if the doomer skeazo bobos are over at bants then i am here.

[Anonymous No.58404511]

>>58404477
>>58404500
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE
>COPE
COPE

[Anonymous No.58404513]

Vix backwardation remains sticky. How is the market still spooked by the non happening?

[Anonymous No.58404514]

[Anonymous No.58404515]

>>58404513
i think its the uncertainty about rate cuts

[Anonymous No.58404522]

soxl is trying its hardest to dump

[Anonymous No.58404525]

power hour will be insane

[Anonymous No.58404536]

>>58404515
Now? I get the bumps in the contracts later this year. But who the fuck expected rate cuts in Q2 - that is just unrealistic. Earliest cuts, if they happen then are going to be late Q3 or even Q4

[Anonymous No.58404549]

>>58404515

No way there is going to be rate cuts when inflation came in even higher this month

[Anonymous No.58404550]

>>58404536
yeah dunno i read (((fin news))) headline about uncertainty cos of the rate cuts

[Anonymous No.58404559]

>>58404549
there is always the case of the "unexpected """crisis""" " and looking at the past 8 months, that seems kind of the plan of some players who are using the whores from the "media" to fabricate crisis narratives that gives political actors the arguments to put the fed under pressure. And with JPs flinching last year, who knows. The rational would of course be higher for longer and lets look at it in Q4

[Anonymous No.58404562]

This is the last smg, rocker baggie 2scoops and poem anon decided we would just use the hidden smg discord.

[Anonymous No.58404563]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.58404583]

>>58404522
ah there it is, just needed a little motivation

[Anonymous No.58404587]

>>58404563
more like getting dragged around by nvda and spy

[Anonymous No.58404588]

insane crab today

[Anonymous No.58404611]

Absolutely all-in to implement E-mail verification domain wide. If all it takes is a throwaway mail verification to get rid of the fail troll zoomer discord soîjack faggots around that Canadian and swedish faggot, than its worth it

[Anonymous No.58404615]

/smg/ on /bant/ is dead
/smg/ on /biz/ is dead
what the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.58404644]

now you see that /biz/ was all indians

[Anonymous No.58404647]

>>58404615
The spamming faggots all went to /bant/
Those that genuinely care for stock markets remain on /smg/
and the tourists that realized now that the majority of all posts were the faggots are just gone.

Its healing

[Anonymous No.58404660]

PFAS in water is getting banned by the EPA

Which public company is doing all the filters?

[Anonymous No.58404664]

Spy chilling on the 50 day. Love when my phone IP changs and ends up on a banned IP. Last one was CP this one was spam. So annoying.

[Anonymous No.58404666]

>>58404644
it really was

[Anonymous No.58404676]

>>58404660
Clorox

[Anonymous No.58404681]

>>58404664
stop id hopping baggie

[Anonymous No.58404682]

Are there any stocks that give perks based on ownership? I hear AMC does something like this.

Also selling stock is worse than collecting divs if you need cash

[Anonymous No.58404685]

>>58404682
>AMC
meme baggot go to reddit, or bant, bant is also reddit and you can contain yourself there

[[e-mail] No.58404692]

That dividend yield on KO is looking mighty tasty right now.

[Anonymous No.58404713]

>>58404685
>projecting

[Anonymous No.58404719]

>>58404713
MEME STOCKIE'S GET THE ROPE, DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME. MY AUTHORITY IS ABSOLUTE.

[Anonymous No.58404723]

NASDAQ taking a lil poo poo

[Anonymous No.58404728]

>58404719
>MEME STOCKIE'S GET THE ROPE, DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME. MY AUTHORITY IS ABSOLUTE.

[Anonymous No.58404734]

>>58404723
everything is. This weeks starts like the last, weird.

[Anonymous No.58404738]

they are calling us glowies so seems the skizos are there.

phew

[Anonymous No.58404743]

And vix backwardation officially went nuts.

[Anonymous No.58404746]

>>58404734
what fucking changed in the last 20 minutes wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58404755]

>>58404746
you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58404757]

>>58404755
You bought puts, right anon?

[Anonymous No.58404761]

>all the morons are gone
as soon as the market downturns all perma mumu's roped. I like the peace and quiet.

[Anonymous No.58404764]

>>58404757
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

[Anonymous No.58404767]

>>58404746
I cant find anything out of the ordinary. There has no significant macro data dropped, bonds look normal for the circumstances, the only thing that sticks out is that the dollar keeps ripping

[Anonymous No.58404776]

>>58404212
Just goes to show you how much of /biz/ was bots and jeets spamming shit.
Now we're COMFY.

[Anonymous No.58404781]

>>58404764
Autism at it's finest

[Anonymous No.58404786]

>>58404764

[Anonymous No.58404792]

The Jews are actually causing this dump.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/iran-attack-live-updates-rcna147781

[Anonymous No.58404795]

>>58404792
I hedged for WW3. But I also have calls for cannabis, because of 4/20.

[Anonymous No.58404803]

>>58404792
Nothing Happens

[Anonymous No.58404810]

My CGC put is printing nicely.

[Anonymous No.58404813]

>>58404795
Cannabis retailers make all the money.
Growers are fucked.

[Anonymous No.58404838]

>checks /pol/
Oh its still the sand niggers acting as the news why the market is correcting.
Thats why oil is shredding and gas hunts supports

[Anonymous No.58404841]

alright i'm back
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.58404852]

>>58404813
Growers just need to raise their prices. simple as.

[Anonymous No.58404856]

>>58404852
not going to happen. If you cant produce at .25/g you are just not able to compete

[Anonymous No.58404862]

>>58404852
>he doesn't understand how horrific margins, deductions, vertical integration, and consumer purchasing works in the cannabis sector
>just raise le heckin grower prices
Can't wait for Israel to get glass'd

[Anonymous No.58404863]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?????????????
I JUST WENT TO THE GYM AND CAME BACK TO THIS

[Anonymous No.58404864]

>>58404852
There are no barriers to entry. Anyone can grow that shit.

[Anonymous No.58404867]

>>58404863
jews and usa prepare to glass sandniggers and turn them into chips. no point selling now

[Anonymous No.58404870]

>>58404863
did you buy calls anon?

[Anonymous No.58404878]

I JUST WANT NVDA TO BREAK 905 AND HOLD IT FOR ONE FUCKING DAY

[Anonymous No.58404903]

>>58404878
NVDA DIAMOND HANDS HODL!!

[Anonymous No.58404910]

Markets are finally healing :)

[Anonymous No.58404911]

AMD broke support. It could go to 135.

[Anonymous No.58404913]

>>58404911
I should liquidate that piece of shit at a loss just so I don't have a constantly red stock in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.58404914]

soooooooo what stocks/options do I buy to make $$ off the jews and Persians kicking off ww3???

[Anonymous No.58404919]

>INTC green

[Anonymous No.58404929]

>>58403086
>>>/pol/465104996

Come home friends

[Anonymous No.58404934]

>>58404914
energy. especially oil, gas is going to be more volatile than the vix if you like that

[Anonymous No.58404981]

>>58404929
I want to fuck a huge pile of hot Japanese girls.

[Anonymous No.58404991]

The recent stock market fiasco has inspired me to make a bobo

[[e-mail] No.58405004]

>>58404929
Have the splinter groups started infighting already? It's literally only been one day you fucking absolute muslims.

[ChadStockMan !.7eHPBV8PU No.58405022]

market above trendline. Correction is required.

[Anonymous No.58405035]

nshittia getting rejected hard and consistently now
bullcraps getting worried
lmfao @ the /biz/ fuckery

[Anonymous No.58405055]

>>58405035
you don't diamond hands nvda? Kek ngmi

[Anonymous No.58405060]

I actually kind of like the slower, quieter /smg/. I can do my research reading without being constantly distracted by "(1)" in the tab.

[Anonymous No.58405072]

>>58405055
you are a cuck who is going to get liquidated

[Anonymous No.58405087]

>>58405072
you're triggered because you are not going to make it

[Anonymous No.58405090]

POWER HOUR PLEASE
I NEED IT NOW
MAKE IT GO BACK UP
JEROME

[Anonymous No.58405098]

>>58405090
wouldnt worry too much. forward curve on vix says nothing ever happens and spx future traders are just niggers

[Anonymous No.58405111]

>>58405098
The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

[Anonymous No.58405118]

i will never financially recover from the events of today.

[Anonymous No.58405120]

>>58404862
>some anon telling a cannabis investor he doesn't know the industry

[Anonymous No.58405126]

>>58405120
>another seething israelite doesn't understand the cannabis industry

[Anonymous No.58405131]

NASDAQ TAKING A BIG POO POO STINKER NOW

[Anonymous No.58405133]

>>58405111
that is kind of what I'm expecting. As said above. This week starts like the last, weird. And last week it started with a very heavy contango on vix, this week its a very nutty backwardation. Market is pure shizo right now, that is at best a crab with a concussion

[Anonymous No.58405152]

>>58405126
>He doesn't know that the cannabis industry already has degree's specializing in the industry
Vertically integrated seed to sale involves the understanding of agriculture accounting fundamentals. From their you need to have at least 2 million in surety bonds before you are allowed to apply for licensing. I own cannabis businesses on every level. It is as simple as negotiating your product to the proper distributors.
>p.s. every state is different regarding the recreational/medicinal/hemp markets

[Anonymous No.58405182]

>>58405152
>all that chatgpt
so your answer to a market that has to front 7 figures for bonds, can't file tax deductions, and growing increasingly more competitive is to increase "grow prices" when 60% of cannabis companies are vertically integrated? Those costs increases are just going to get offset to an already broke consumer. You'd see a reduction in average cart orders and continue to cry about margin.

[[e-mail] No.58405213]

Dead thread. Dead market. Truly these are the bad times.

[Anonymous No.58405222]

>>58405213
au contraire. Best times

[Anonymous No.58405223]

>>58405213
It's kinda comfy. Better than retards spamming wojaks everywhere.

[Anonymous No.58405228]

>>58405213
Great market. It needed a correction. I've switched to T bills the entire last month. So now I can finally grab a few S&P market shares.

[Anonymous No.58405236]

>>58405223
Just because you said that me finna post some wöjacks, senpai.
Anyway, gold and copper are back and consumer spending is bigly up... and corporate earnings are record high and banks are printing more money and rates are pathetically low. And we have a nice bullish little war. Holy hell am I feeling bullish. Slurping every dip

[Anonymous No.58405240]

line go up pls

[Anonymous No.58405244]

>>58405236
futures are not buying the panic sentiment. Seems like only retail that bought in January and February is getting antsy

[Anonymous No.58405257]

>>58405244
I don't really understand what there is to panic about. Tomorrow's data is probably gonna confirm China's recovery and EU and Japan are recovering big time. The US is going as strong as fuckin ever... but some missiles in some shithole warrant a dump?
Nah, the market is just naturally correcting and using this as a convenient excuse.
But we will see in 10 days as MSFT once again crushes all the exceptions.
Also
>Shinsekai yori
Just what in the f3gg is this anime? I have literally no idea what is going on and I'm 7 episodes in

[Anonymous No.58405287]

Line keep going down pls

[Anonymous No.58405316]

>>58405287
As it bloody should be. NASDAQ100 is cca 60-70% up from Jan 2023... a small relief is necessary. Just you wait till next week. Holy hell we finna gonna pump af. Tis gonna be lit, senpai.
Just look at Dr. Copper. What is he telling you?

[Anonymous No.58405321]

Kek, bell anon is gone. Top signal.

[Anonymous No.58405326]

>>58405321
Too many are leaving this world... and far too soon. It's a sad state of affairs

[Anonymous No.58405345]

We warned you.
You didn't listen.
You never listen.

[Anonymous No.58405368]

>>58405345
Market is only down like 3.66% from the peak. Relax my dude. It's like up 6.7% YTD. This is a nothing burger.
Call me once it's down 10% then I might care.

[Anonymous No.58405370]

>>58405326
megablocks was better

[Anonymous No.58405422]

I moved my IRA to Robinhood for the bonus :)

[Anonymous No.58405424]

It annoys me that in so-called free market you strugge to find many trackers for international markets outside of the big players. You would think a cheap index tracker with mostly automated management would be extremely easy to bundle across national borders and brokerages if need be.

>>58405370
>you now remember medabots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnx_ec6UKlM

[Anonymous No.58405527]

>>58405368
>iran and israel war is noting burger
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.58405532]

>>58405321

Tfw no more ding ding

[Anonymous No.58405537]

>>58405527
Nothing ever happens.
just an attempt to build sand niggers up as "the news" that serves as the kabucki to distract from markets needing liquid heroine and sending inflation back to the moon.

Just wondering how high the dxy can fly. 108 maybe even 111 for the keks

[Anonymous No.58405549]

>>58405537
>dxy to 111
thats good for my silver/gold posiions

[Anonymous No.58405551]

>>58405422
Lmao, it's worse than putting money in a saving's account. You have keep the deposit in Robinhood for 2 years before you can withdraw for a measly 1%.

[Anonymous No.58405556]

>>58405551
I paid for robinhood gold, so it's 3%. 5 years though.

I'm not really worried about it, I'm 29. Why the fuck would I be withdrawing my IRA?

[Anonymous No.58405598]

conversely YTD the market has beat the risk free rate by less than 2%, the equity risk adjusted returns are simply inferior at these valuations

[Anonymous No.58405624]

What are some set and forget plays? I’m losing my mind looking at charts.

[Anonymous No.58405725]

>>58404375
my uranium is down 2% today. it's over.

[Anonymous No.58405727]

CSX is the path to wealth

[Anonymous No.58405774]

>picrel
When will us markets be so based?

>>58405727
are you the cunny fag? Didn’t know you were a phone fag too

[Anonymous No.58405966]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58406034]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58406036]

Is this a shakedown or is something happening on 4/20

[Anonymous No.58406038]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieGmNnn_ytA

[Anonymous No.58406045]

>>58406036
I have been preaching from the rooftops since march, Democrats cannot help themselves from being symbolic.

[Anonymous No.58406089]

/smg/ slowed to a crawl. Are anons really that afraid of registering for an email address?

[Anonymous No.58406094]

>>58406034
Why does the olympics get to field their own athletes? isn't that a conflict of interest

[Anonymous No.58406097]

>>58406089
4chan is such a low effort + low reward system that any friction introducted to posting will significantly affect traffic
before captcha, a lot of generals were basically anonymous chatrooms

[Anonymous No.58406104]

>>58405549
not really. generally higher dollar is bad for silver and gold. higher dollar means less dollars buy more gold. true for all commodities really, it's a headwind.

[Anonymous No.58406113]

You know what? I’ll say it.
last smg ever.

[Anonymous No.58406124]

>>58406113
there historically has been an inverse relationship on 4chan between quality and quantity. smg will likely slow but it'll be better for it. the fucking shitcoin shilling is out of control here

[Anonymous No.58406143]

>>58405727
Interesting, I will definitely give CSX is the new XOM some consideration. Obviously no one could actually ever *replace* XOM, but if you think it's important enough to start saying this then I need to look closely. Trains are BASED and I'm usually a NSC man, but timing has to be what it is.
>>58406113
95% of /smg/ is unironically on /bant/ now.

[Anonymous No.58406156]

i don't know why everyone has their panties in such a bunch over the verification thing. Maybe because im a pass chad. I say its worth the hassle if it kills off the shilling.

[Anonymous No.58406167]

>>58406156
>I say
No one cares what you say Randy Bobandy, you boot lickin' stock tickers NI, GGE, R.

[Anonymous No.58406175]

>>58406094
Because Taiwan isnt part of China

[Anonymous No.58406178]

Apple/iCloud chads with Hide My Email enabled: what do we do we do with the rest of these subhumans?

[Anonymous No.58406191]

>>58406143
Yeah Nothing could ever replace XOM in my heart. but I’m sure after prayer the other day I saw a sign for CSX’s return to greener days, trains are BASED indeed

[Anonymous No.58406197]

>>58406178
>using Apple email at all
>thinking people don’t already have throwaway emails
>thinking Apple is the only one who does email aliases

[Anonymous No.58406198]

>>58406191
Well I too ask THE LORD GOD Almighty to lead me to STOOKS so I am glad to have seen your spread of revelation.

[Anonymous No.58406199]

Honestly hope the market dips a bit and stays flat for a few months so that faggot that gambles six figures on OTM calls kills himself.

[Anonymous No.58406200]

PLNH

[Anonymous No.58406299]

eardrum status: perforated
head status: dizzy and drowsy
blood status: i took a bunch of pills
portfolio status: up only 0.81% ytd after the last few dumps
but i won't sell even if it goes to zero
as soon as i do it will melt up
so im so sorry guys
it's going to crash until nothing is left
all because of me
all because i won't sell
sorry

[Anonymous No.58406315]

>>58403086
Guys, should we hold or not?

I know VIX isn't a perfect measure, but how many of you are i puts right now?

[Anonymous No.58406316]

>>58406315
diamond hands always

[Anonymous No.58406320]

>>58406316
I'm not in crypto. I'm in indices mostly. (sp500, nasdaq, djia)

SOXS went up nearly 1000% today.

[Anonymous No.58406329]

>>58406320
you are so fucking dumb it is cute and adorable in an autistic way

[Anonymous No.58406330]

Damn
>China Q1 Industrial Capacity Utilization Rate Lowest in 4 Years
>Retail sales lower than expected
>GDP higher than expected
>Jobless rate edges down slightly
And still their stonks just keep dropping like flies. Unbelievable. Why would anyone ever invest into China?
I was kind of hoping China data would support my Copper investments... we shall see.
Also
>DXY
Ehhh bros, should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.58406331]

>>58406329
I'm not in crypto now. Doesn't mean I wasn't in crypto before.

[Anonymous No.58406380]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58406392]

>>58406175
Taiwan literally calls itself, "Republic of China"

[Anonymous No.58406439]

New bread
>New bread
New bread
>New bread

>>58406436
>>58406436
>>58406436

[Anonymous No.58406456]

>>58406191
I have made it to the point of being ready to put in a buy on the HOOD 24 hr market but cannot yet actually make myself do it because it's not NATGAS AND OIL and I only trade NATGAS AND OIL as it stands but maybe THE LORD GOD Almighty will let me know to go ahead. Are you sure it wasn't CVX? I shouldn't cause you to doubt yourself or Him. I bet you saw CSX and that's that.

[Anonymous No.58406572]

>>58406456
I saw a CSX train running over and SLAUGHTERING no OIL and no NATGAS NIGGERS truly GODS work

[Anonymous No.58406649]

why no new bred??

[Anonymous No.58406657]

what will s&p 500's low be this week?

[Anonymous No.58406704]

>>58406657
You don't just break through a major resistance like 5000 to dump below it.

[Anonymous No.58406715]

>>58406704
so i shouldn't set a bunch of limit orders for -5% of current prices in hopes of buying this week?

[Anonymous No.58406758]

>>58406715
Anon, I have an email, not a financial advisor degree.

[Anonymous No.58406775]

>>58406649
SMG was murdered by the email requirement.

[Anonymous No.58406783]

>>58406775
>he doesn't know
we're on another board now pal (/bant/)

[Anonymous No.58406785]

>>58406783
Thanks, fren.

[Anonymous No.58406880]

God will save us

[Anonymous No.58406904]

>>58406880
SMG is now on BANT. Search the BANT catalog for SMG.

[Anonymous No.58406937]

>>58405055
>>58405087
hows it going, ncucks?

[Anonymous No.58406955]

>>58406904
Did people seriously run there because of the e-mail thing? That’s the cause of Exodus 2?

[Anonymous No.58406973]

>>58406955
I don't ask questions. I just follow the herd.
SMG should have an entire board, desu.
This crypto shit is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.58407188]

I can't believe /smg/ is dead

[Anonymous No.58407221]

>>58407188
SMG just moved to bant.
It's not ded.

[Anonymous No.58407275]

Gentlemen it’s been an honor

[Anonymous No.58407309]

>This fucking market

Who is shorting planet Earth?

>>58405774
Has anyone heard for Ray Dalio lately? He seemed so confident in going all-in on China...

[Anonymous No.58407327]

Where the new thread?

[Anonymous No.58407332]

>bang

[Anonymous No.58407333]

bang anon is at bant....

its ogre

[Anonymous No.58407349]

Going all in on SPY puts. 2y bond yield keeps topping and I know boomers are going to pull stocks out to buy fixed income with this political war crap going on.

[Anonymous No.58407389]

im tempted to sell nvda if this gay downturn keeps going

[Anonymous No.58407550]

>>58407349
>negative real yield vs inflation
boomers are dumb, but that dumb?