/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58393926]

The Last /SMG/ - After party


>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Unerified Umeshes
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>>58390252

[Anonymous No.58393940]

Retostan
I haven't funded any of my IRAs for last year. I've historically done roth (when I probably shouldn't have given i made a fuckton in those years). But I'm thinking of doing a traditional IRA since I'm kind of right in that grey area bracket and I've already got a roth IRA and 401k that total about 50k. I'm in the

I'm thinking of funding my traditional because I don't really wanna sell any assets to do so, and at the moment I'm looking at a refund about about 2k. If I fund my traditional fully, that basically bumps my refund up to $4000, so I only _REALLY_ need to cough up about an extra $2500 which I feel good enough just pulling out of my savings to do. For the record, my NW is about 300-400kish right now (I don't feel like recalculating)

What do you guys think? I'm in the 22% tax bracket for the record (squarely).

[Anonymous No.58393945]

>>58393926
OP is a redditor.

[Anonymous No.58393951]

this doesn't feel like a party

[Anonymous No.58393959]

bobo scrum are gonna try crash the market on monday

[Anonymous No.58393970]

>>58393951
More like an afterglow, after a heroine binge.
Most are death, those that are still going are barely human

[Anonymous No.58393971]

What happened to "Iran won't do anything, Monday pump"?

[Anonymous No.58393987]

>>58393959
I opened some real degen longs on oil this week so I'm hoping for a pump

[Anonymous No.58393995]

gonna miss you /smg/ with your tiny 6 figure portfolios and shit advice. been channing for almost 20 years but KYC is where I draw the line. hope you beat the SPY and your divvies beat inflation every year

[Anonymous No.58393996]

>>58393959
Bobo is behind the email verification. His final attack.

[Anonymous No.58394006]

>>58393995
>your tiny 6 figure portfolios
the internet has warped women's expectations

[Anonymous No.58394024]

>>58394006
it's probably more that I've been in the market longer than most posters have been alive. doesn't feel as bad as when 42 closed or LL but they had been long dead by then, but I'm gonna miss you faggots

[Anonymous No.58394025]

>>58394006
First came Elvis, then came Only Fans. They were not just encouraged to behave like whores, but to straight out by whores

[Anonymous No.58394035]

real smiggers are over there
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112

[Anonymous No.58394037]

When the email thing gets implemented we will be here:
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112

[Anonymous No.58394081]

>>58393926
t me/MemeCastETH

Biz is doing a presale that will balance out to a fair launch upon the day it goes live. Rich white chads only and diamond hands needed

[Anonymous No.58394085]

>>58394081
>please pump my shitcoin bro

[Anonymous No.58394101]

>>58393995
>>58393996
what are you guys talking about? email verification? what?

[Anonymous No.58394115]

Sorry, but I am just not going to fucking /bant/
If that's where everyone moves to, then so be it. I already knew I was going to die alone so investing alone won't be difficult.

[Anonymous No.58394117]

testing

[Anonymous No.58394125]

>>58394101
Announced earlier today. You can't even make threads to discuss it without them getting deleted.
>>58388587

[Anonymous No.58394166]

>>58394125
lol how is that meant to help reduce spam? curries will just use throw away emails

[Anonymous No.58394209]

>>58394125
>>58394166
Never give in. Migrate to other places when the time comes

[Anonymous No.58394244]

>>58393940
What's the deal with IRAs? I don't think I'm gonna live to 60. Why do you?

[Anonymous No.58394274]

>>58394115
MIGRATE, ANON

[Anonymous No.58394287]

I only buy high quality companies that I am comfortable holding long term. I don’t care what the market does in the short term.
>V
>MSFT
>COST
>PEP
>JNJ
>O
>AMT
>NEE

[Anonymous No.58394313]

>>58394244
Does it have any cool rules like 401ks where you can use them to self-fund a loan or special withdraw to downpay a house?

[Anonymous No.58394367]

Why should SMG chads have to suffer cause of poojeet scam coiners? Fucking BS
they should exempt SMG

[Anonymous No.58394371]

>>58394035
>>58394037
why /bant/ and not /b/ ?
Do you want to compromise users by revealing location??

[Anonymous No.58394380]

So ess-em-jee bros, are we WINNING?

Answer is not really for me. Not winning or losing. Stocks fell a bit, but not enough for me to buy the dip. Still 10% in cash in SGOV. Silver still crabbing. Got some gold but it's off market physical.

[Anonymous No.58394387]

>>58394371
/b/ is a real shithole.

[Anonymous No.58394416]

>>58394287
why bother holding credit card companies?
surely at some point well have payment processors that dont take 5%

[Anonymous No.58394422]

>>58394387
nonsense, the girls are cute and funny there!
ok so /trash/ then?

[Anonymous No.58394430]

>>58394380
Selling puts on KR and buying calls on GD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhCJtYIMPno

[Anonymous No.58394436]

Oil will be extremely fun this week.

[Anonymous No.58394443]

>>58394422
We are in /bant/ already anon. Its the perfect fit.

[Anonymous No.58394450]

>>58394416
Visa doesn’t lend money. They facilitate payment between the customers bank and the merchant. They make a micro percentage of each transaction. They pretty much print money

[Anonymous No.58394452]

>>58394436
OVX

[Anonymous No.58394520]

>>58393926
test

[Anonymous No.58394523]

>>58394452
I bought PBR which ate shit as soon as I bought a call. I doubt it will even benefit from $150 oil since Lula will just demand they lower the price.

[Anonymous No.58394550]

it's so over
goodbye /biz/smg/, I've always upheld /smg/ needed its own board segregated from crypto pajeets

[Anonymous No.58394570]

im convinced israel and iran are putting on this little display just to pump each others oil bags

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394583]

>>58394550
Newfag detected

[Anonymous No.58394590]

>>58394570
Iran boarded an Israeli commando ship and commited a holocaust on their saboteurs.

[Anonymous No.58394600]

>>58394570
The grim truth is that Iran really is retarded enough to chimp out like this without needing any secret plots or ulterior motives or CIA agents pulling the strings from the shadows.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394618]

>>58394590
Yeah this is 2 days old news you're getting 2 days ago there were bells ringing because hells army was attacking the anti air installations the American destroyers moved in.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394635]

Everyone calls America's military gay, but have you looked at the specific aspects of a single destroyer? It's literally designed to be fast and front line sinks first

[Anonymous No.58394645]

>>58394583
I've been around long enough to see your retarded takes on the world, Baggie

[Anonymous No.58394646]

>>58394635
>cope
kys

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394648]

>>58394635
The nukes are hidden behind it, none of you even play starcraft broodwar or even chess.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394657]

>>58394645
I know right, you saw me saying this was coming, and I'm telling you it's nothing. Go home kids nothing t

[Anonymous No.58394679]

>>58394618
>>58394635
>>58394648
what are you talking about retard?

[Anonymous No.58394687]

>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112

We've migrated to greener pastures.
Emails will be required on /biz/ within the next few days. After that you'll be left behind.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394690]

>>58394645
The best part is nobody cares about the American hostages still in gaza, yet Liz Hirsch neftali's niece can be the first hostage released, and Liz bought a hunter Biden painting for 500,000 usd

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394700]

>>58394679
The US navy's capabilities and actions of positioning and h

[Anonymous No.58394702]

>>58394657
I was the one who corrected you when you said photons don't have rest mass because they move at the speed of light retard
thread 57406341

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394724]

>>58394690
>>58394687
Google the first American hostage released, take the name and Google it again. Find the Katie Couric interview with her aunt neftali you can fucking search it again on business insider and find she paid half a million for a painting from hunter Biden and then go further and see she got a cushy state job that has 0 responsibilities

[Anonymous No.58394730]

>>58394657
>>58394702
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/57406341/#q57407419 hahahahahaha

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394742]

>>58394702
Photons don't hold mass... photons only move at the speed of light. That isn't something I said. I probably mistyped proton and photon, it's one character apart.

[Anonymous No.58394785]

I might long RBLX. The young kids seem to love that shit. Someone talk me out of it

[Anonymous No.58394796]

>>58394742
you said:
>photons don't experience time because they have no mass retard
saying they move at the speed of light because they have no mass is a retarded take because higgs, w and z bosons exist and carry mass
don't even try to scurry back under the floorboards and try to twist your words now, protons don't move at the speed of light so it wasn't a typo

[Anonymous No.58394807]

>>58394125
> 4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.
Based. Should be made that only pass users can post. If somebody can't afford the $20 a year, his opinion is literally worthless anyway.

[Anonymous No.58394811]

>>58394785
Buy V instead

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394819]

>>58394730
How does spacetime warp to the point where even photons can't reach escape velocity... I'm talking like super massive black hoes. I dunno, the count is billions of black hoes, and personally I don't want to put my dick in a super massive black hoe. Last time I did, she kissed me in the morning and said bye baby, I can't remember her name

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394840]

>>58394796
So photons must experience both mass and time?

[Anonymous No.58394858]

>>58394796
How do photons have mass but also not explode the universe
I dont know shit about physics

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394859]

>>58394796
I'm not trying to do anything further than expand our understanding.... light itself must have a resonate energy yet its mass less because it's still energy and pur physics hasn't actually looked at the entire picture closely enough to see that while photons contain no mass they are creating energy

[Anonymous No.58394869]

We won't have a market on Monday

[Anonymous No.58394870]

>>58394859
How can I profit?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394895]

>>58394858
The biggest riddles are what is dark energy and dark matter... undetected forces causing contractions and expansions of spacetime, space time is literally just the fabric of the universe.... light energy creates more expansion that's my theory, the light itself is creating more expansion then there are black holes. So many it'd be actually fucking shocking there are this many

[Anonymous No.58394903]

>>58394840
I'm not going to copypaste to clutter the board but you can read about the Brout-Englert-Higgs mechanism for answers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394908]

>>58394870
We have to figure it out first.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394920]

>>58394903
I'm literally eating a pork chop with a 7 inch long boner watching fox news as war with Iran is on.

[Anonymous No.58394926]

>>58394858
see >>58394903

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394931]

Send our national treasure to the sand box. I vote Yes!

[Anonymous No.58394959]

Just wanted to pop in and let this general know I could heem baggot in MtG, any deck, any color, anytime, anywhere.

Also what's for movie night? We should watch the shining.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394970]

>>58394903
I'm pretty sure cern fakes their data and I need another source. Also ima call you fuck face because this is 4chan, but thanks fuckface

[Anonymous No.58394982]

>>58394859
the difference between rest mass and mass are clearly understood since 1962 baggie... read a book

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394984]

>>58394959
Let's both play 5 colors and make it fair, actually I'll just dab on you with artifact only.

[Anonymous No.58394993]

>>58394984
Also I'm very disappointed as a fellow jew you are eating swine...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58394998]

>>58394982
All of our understanding is based upon our own position in the universe, we use parallax to determine most of these measurements, but our actual data collection is very limited

[Anonymous No.58395008]

oh my god the devastation. sell it all

[Anonymous No.58395026]

>>58394998
ok baggie please invest wisely and don't pick anything related to STEM

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395031]

>>58394993
Come at me bro

[Anonymous No.58395036]

>>58395031
hot

[Anonymous No.58395038]

>>58394993
But God spoke to Peter... oh right you don't do that.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395058]

>>58394993
I use Mishras workshop to make 3 colorless mana and play metal worker turn one with 5 cards in hand go.

[Anonymous No.58395077]

So they'll have email verification but they can't have flags? Come on, man!
>jannies buy SPY

[Anonymous No.58395081]

why would markets have a reaction on monday when this was already priced in?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395083]

>>58395058
Turn 2 I tap metal worker for 10 and also kill your turn 1 land, and I use bottle cloister to protect from black sorcery speed hand removal and discard spells while acceleration of my advantage and I have jesters cap to remove your win conditions

[Anonymous No.58395098]

Are you guys joking or are you retarded enough to believe the shit you post?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395106]

>>58394959
I play smoke stacks and landstill, shit you don't even know. If you wanna beat me I'm up for a game, maybe I mull to 5 times and you win, but you're not better than me.

[Anonymous No.58395120]

>>58395098
You don't understand. BTI is at least 20% undervalued

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395123]

>>58395098
No I truly believe I'm better than more than 90% of the posters here, but yeah I just use this forum for bants.

[Anonymous No.58395124]

>>58395106
I still think I could beat you nerd with straight green

[Anonymous No.58395129]

>>58393926
хyй

[Anonymous No.58395137]

>>58394959
I hope the movie is beverly hills cop

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395142]

>>58395120
You have been saying this for 2 years now, no I still won't check your earnings report. I'm too busy trying to wipe the precum off my cock while holding gookfus hand

[Anonymous No.58395158]

>>58394959
>>58395137
Forgot song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZD8HKVKneI

[Anonymous No.58395161]

>>58395142
I personally have been saying this since december.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395165]

>>58395124
My favorite green card in mono green elves decks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395177]

>>58395161
My memory only goes back like 2 or 3 threads.... I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.58395196]

>>58395177
fair

[Anonymous No.58395199]

https://youtu.be/8bhYHwtEMJM

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395202]

So this is when you buy calls right?

[Anonymous No.58395204]

>>58395165
based card

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395210]

>>58395165
>>58395177
>>58395196
Card was printed once in 1997...

[Anonymous No.58395219]

I'm starting to wonder if the reason stocks returns have been so unhistorically high is because we are low balling inflation. All bonds are based on treating inflation reports like it's accurate, lmao, so no shit their returns have been fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.58395224]

>>58394583
>>58394618
>>58394635
>>58394635
>>58394700
Mr Baggetti with all due respect, you are such a fantastic moron that it's terrifying.

[Anonymous No.58395230]

19 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Tropa de Elite 2 – O Inimigo Agora é Outro (2010)!

[Anonymous No.58395243]

>>58395199
I can't see that image without hearing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUGMZlvrR4c

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395267]

How the fuck do I see the movie? Is Mr Saturn still there?

[Anonymous No.58395270]

>>58395165
>>58395142
>>58395210
Mr. Baggelli, mono green decks are for faggots. Everyone knows you either play mono red and win under 5 turns or you go mono blue and just counter the game into eternity.

[Anonymous No.58395285]

>>58395123
Mr. Baggioli, please have the self possession to stop posting here and making yourself look like a moron.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395287]

I already cum shotted 3 times into the toilet of this hospital but OMG I leave for a week and war with Iran happens.... it's what I said would happen. How do I knock up as many gooks while im here without her knowing?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395308]

>>58395285
아니요

[fuck glowniggers No.58395310]

Real thread:
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112

[Anonymous No.58395311]

>>58395287
Mr. Faggetti, do you seriously expect us to believe you are heterosexual when you are in the hospital for a korean ladyboy in the first place.

[Anonymous No.58395342]

>>58395267
yes baggler I'll post the link in 3 mins ^_^

[Anonymous No.58395343]

>>58395308
Mr Baggatony, all you have is google tranlsate. You clearly aren't even disciplined enough to stay faithful to your poor gookfu and so are obviously noy disciplined enough to pick up the korean languahe either.

[Anonymous No.58395364]

>>58395230
>not the shining
dropped

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395367]

>>58395285
I am trying to become a better Christian... I can't help being a jew, but gookfu recommended Saint Gemma, okay?

[Anonymous No.58395368]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Tropa de Elite 2 – O Inimigo Agora é Outro (2010)!

Also purchase PLTR calls, they are backed by Israeli war cabinet

[Anonymous No.58395378]

>>58395368
Can you post this in the /bant/ thread?
Lots of anons there want in as well but aren't here anymore.

[Anonymous No.58395384]

>>58395367
Mr Baggiechini, if you are serious about becoming a real christian then you would stay faithful to your poor gookfu and leave the poor palestinians alone.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58395408]

>>58395384
I like power, and want more influence. Drugs are amazing and your spirits are weak. See the world with your own eyes.

[Anonymous No.58395439]

>>58395408
Mr Baggorinie, it's attitudes like that which is why october 7th happened and another one will be coming.

[Anonymous No.58395451]

>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
>>>/bant/20017112
Go to the /bant/ thread dummies.

[Buff Horses No.58395454]

Dubs decides what stock I buy on Monday

[Anonymous No.58395460]

>>58395454
NVDA

[Anonymous No.58395475]

>>58395454
Why would you buy anything except more Nvidia?

[Anonymous No.58395530]

How red is Monday going to be kek

[Anonymous No.58395570]

>>58395310
based. fuck email registration.

[Anonymous No.58395571]

>>58395454
PAAS

[Anonymous No.58395586]

GOLD
SILVER
OIL

[Anonymous No.58395637]

>>58395243
epic

[Anonymous No.58395653]

>>58395530
War is bullish

[Anonymous No.58395659]

>>58395454
AT&T (Ticker:T)

[Anonymous No.58395677]

>>58395530
>doesn’t understand make up

Virgins made this

[Anonymous No.58395690]

Kek I never go to the catalog and just read the sticky. This is going to be great

[Anonymous No.58395692]

>>58395454
Bbby

[Anonymous No.58395801]

*ting ting ting ting ting*
*ahem*
May I have your attention please.
Due to the forthcoming e-mail registration this may be my last post on /smg/ ever.
I have something to say.
Something that I have been keeping burred deep down for too long.
Now I may never get another chance to say it.
Okay here it goes.
Poop.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.58395838]

>>58395801
I also have something to say. Not as insightful as your post, but I think it follows well what we think of the mods
Pee
That is all.

[Anonymous No.58395870]

Israel funding has been held up too long. It's high time they get their 60 billion

[Anonymous No.58395879]

why do people recommend buying 60% stock and 40% bond?

[Anonymous No.58395885]

>>58395801
>>58395838
i too have a final message for those who browse /biz/...
N

[Anonymous No.58395889]

>>58395879
because bonds are supposed to be a low risk portfolio backstop or some shit
kek

[Anonymous No.58395902]

>>58395081
Oh, it's going down alright

[Anonymous No.58395905]

>>58395530
AFTER what?

[Anonymous No.58395909]

>>58395230
The first one is better

[Anonymous No.58395911]

>>58395889
Basically stock market go down bond go up. It works on a rate cuts cycle. However.. sticky inflation hoses that. Better to pick either the gay7 for slow consistent gains or bet on small caps etc rising from the ashes finally. Or roll short dated treasuries and stop worrying.

[Anonymous No.58395913]

>>58393926
Bloodbath next week?

[Anonymous No.58395915]

>>58395902
Especially if the Jews strike back against Iran and we get the oil embargo

[Anonymous No.58395920]

>>58395913

[Anonymous No.58395928]

>>58395915
I find it very weird that entertainment stocks are having breakouts lately.... I think something else is going to happen down the line that doesn't have to do with war. Also odd that buffet bought more liberty station stock, like he did with oxy before the market started pricing inflation in BEFORE the news broke of oil etc. >>58395913
Yeah, look at Bitcoin. If not a crash, at least a major repricing.

[Anonymous No.58395971]

can you short bonds?

[Anonymous No.58395993]

>>58395971
Tlt

[Anonymous No.58396005]

>>58395993
that's long bonds though? wouldn't you want bil for short bonds?

[Anonymous No.58396051]

>>58396005
They're tanking because of inflation.

[Anonymous No.58396055]

>>58395530
> Israel/US blocked 99% of Iranian drones and cruise missiles
Nothingburger. Deeply green Monday.

[Anonymous No.58396074]

>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129

Migrate to new smg
New email rules in effect next week. You will need to register with your email to post on /biz/. Read the sticky.

We are moving to /bant/.

[Anonymous No.58396101]

>>58394436
price target? and you think its a straight moonshot or a bump ride?

[Anonymous No.58396278]

>>58395454
NYCB

[Anonymous No.58396318]

boy oh boy it’s going to be ugly on monday

[Anonymous No.58396376]

[Anonymous No.58396393]

Price of gas went up over 50 fucking cents in a week, wild

[Anonymous No.58396401]

>>58396376
Good thing I closed my longs preclose in the last minutes.. May open new ones on monday. Even if there is a war in the middle east, which I don't think will happen as Iran can't yet escalate, the meaning of that for the global companies isn't that large. The only thing is oil going up. And yeah, I'm a bobo. But this is laughable. A chinese war would be impactful to the markets. Iran + Israel, what does that matter to NVDA or others for example? Just moneymaking swings

[Anonymous No.58396444]

>>58396376
It's RECOOOOOVERING. DAX already 17757, lol
Wtf, it's only DAX going up, the rest is almost the same, REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58396447]

>>58396444
>>58396376
Ok now Nasd-a 17937

[Anonymous No.58396464]

rumor has it that zionist regime payed a "very large" "desperate" and "humiliating" ransom to stop the brutal onslaught from persia in a desperate attempt to spare the gender conversion clinic in jerusalem from any damage. you can already see this money making its way into the crypto markets, probably gonna find its way into the us equity market in the end. i think the numbers can finally go up again. thank you iran.

[Anonymous No.58396466]

will oil pump on monday because of iran?

[fuck glowniggers No.58396482]

Post in the real thread.
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129

[Anonymous No.58396491]

>>58395083
I cast force of will on your metalworker

[Anonymous No.58396519]

I had no idea I was sharing thread with so many larping poorfags

[Anonymous No.58396539]

israel-iran niggers what are we buying

[Anonymous No.58396567]

>>58395083
>>58396491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKCU5ll3D0

[Anonymous No.58396623]

>>58396539
Puts

[Anonymous No.58396654]

nothingburger
markets will meltup monday

[Anonymous No.58396657]

>>58396482
Verification not required for passholders, go be poor somewhere else

[Anonymous No.58396664]

>>58396654
Something burger, markets will melt-up on trillions in war spending

[Anonymous No.58396670]

>>58396654
>>58396664
Based Venuzuelan style doom bull posting.

[Anonymous No.58396676]

Oh, we actually were already lower. It's the DAX but there also are similar instruments for US indices, at least Nasdaq and Dow Jones.

[Anonymous No.58396699]

>>58396376
Bitcoin actually dumped on the weekend. It is lower like the indices. Kek, isn't Bitcoin created for those reasons? Like a digital gold? It acts like stocks, lol.

[Anonymous No.58396701]

>>58396657
No thanks Jannie. Enjoy your dead general.

Everyone else migrate
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129

[Anonymous No.58396757]

>my portfolio is 50% INTC

[Anonymous No.58396765]

my bitcoin miners will be destroyed tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58396791]

>>58396757
There can't be winners without losers. Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.58396814]

That Israel-Iran thing seems like the most nothingburger ever. Iran launched a strike that was calibrated to not do any damage so both sides can claim victory. Meltup Monday

[Anonymous No.58396825]

>>58396814
Why don't they just use nukes already? I need some giga dumps to make a profit in this clown market.

[Anonymous No.58396845]

>>58396825
>invest in MSFT
>make profit
Easy plan for the next ten years

[Anonymous No.58396848]

>>58396814
I'm willing to bet those Jews are scheisty enough to nuke Iran and drag everyone into WW3.

[Anonymous No.58396853]

>>58396848
Ain't no one going to commit to a world war over iran.

[Anonymous No.58396868]

>>58396853
You underestimate how scheisty Jews really are. They will do it and play the holocaust card.

[Anonymous No.58396874]

>>58393926
Lol

[Anonymous No.58397036]

test

[Anonymous No.58397047]

Just got out of bed. What did I miss. Did Serbia invade Kosovo?

[Anonymous No.58397087]

>>58396868
who is going to fight Iran's corner though? Didn't the US sink their entire navy in an afternoon?

[Anonymous No.58397092]

>>58394371
This is our opportunity to get rid of the jeets. Flags are a plus.

[Anonymous No.58397114]

>>58397092
There are no jeets. Just wumaos like baggie that get better conditions if they bring better data, like country of anon.

[Anonymous No.58397140]

So now oil is going to go up, which will raise inflation, which means rates stay elevated, which means stocks go down? Unless one of the MAG 7 says something about AI on monday.

[Anonymous No.58397149]

>>58393926
>finally bite the bullet and open an IRA last week after researching it extensively
>put $1k in to an account
>buy random stocks and ETFs
>market fucking tanks immediately
>already down 10%

Why does God hate me?

[no email post No.58397151]

FUCK JEET SHITCOIN SPAMMERS

[Anonymous No.58397152]

>>58397140
oil was going up anyway. this isn't going to have a big impact, but the pricing may throw a fit for a week or so as everyone prices in a worst case scenario (for fun and profit)

[Anonymous No.58397179]

>>58397149
Research market cycles. We're due for the 4YCL this year, only wild card is it's an election year.

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58397196]

Real thread:
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129

[Anonymous No.58397211]

I'm confused, why did /smg/ split? Did the Iranian part move to /bant/ and we're the Israeli part?

[Anonymous No.58397225]

>>58397211
that's a good summary

[Anonymous No.58397229]

>>58397196
hopefully the tripfaggotry dies down a bit over there when the markets open.

[Anonymous No.58397231]

It’s finally happened. The last /smg/ ever. The jannys took the lazy way out.

[Anonymous No.58397237]

>>58394380
I'm doing okay in difficult to trade conditions

[Anonymous No.58397243]

>>58397229
No.
The shills unironically removed themselves and are now dying like 1000s of split generals before on /bant/

[Anonymous No.58397324]

>>58397149
Your mistake is attributing it to God when the stock market is one of the things he delegated to man. Humans were waiting for you to buy so they could rig it.

Also fuck email verification.

[Anonymous No.58397361]

Already recoovering

[Anonymous No.58397362]

Oil will open green on monday and cllse red

[Anonymous No.58397382]

>>58397361
Which broker platform / website is this?

[Anonymous No.58397396]

>>58397382
IG

[Anonymous No.58397411]

god my portfolio is so fucked on monday, god help me

[Anonymous No.58397419]

>>58397149

At $1000, you should sink all your money into a single stock (ETF, rather) NOT different things. My recommendation for boomer, safe-tier, slow-minded, low effort, smooth-brains is to just put all your money into an S&P500 ETF like VOO.

We're in a time of great turmoil and unpredictability: in so being, you'll find great volatility which provides a lot of red days. Remember: Buy low, sell high. Don't shove your money into something just because you feel like it that day. Have a watchlist of notable high volume stocks/etfs (ie. NVDA), and wait for a nice stinky dump to slurp up what excrement baggies leave behind in fear. Never "buy high, sell higher". It's better to miss the boat to catch the next one, than to jump and sink to ocean depths.

Lastly be "active" and sell when you reach a certain threshold or a significant gain has incurred. The stupidest thing you can do is let your gains slip only to have it disappear because other people are capturing and selling immediately. You end up sitting and waiting forever and you're left to the dust.

[Anonymous No.58397422]

I am deeply invested in oil so be sure it will never go up

[Anonymous No.58397451]

>>58397419
>Put your eggs all in one basket if you has little monies
Asshole. Risk management doesn't stop just because someones portfolio has a 0 less than yours

[Anonymous No.58397470]

Unironically is anyone actually going to stop posting because of the email shit? /bant/ threads will get pruned eventually so don't put that forward as a feasible alternative.

[Anonymous No.58397485]

>>58397470
No, but i'm curious what effect it will have on the board, /biz/ used to be a really slow board

[Anonymous No.58397503]

>>58397470
Of course. Why would anyone put up with that instead of boycotting the board on principle? If /bant/ doesn't last, some other board will have to host it.

[Anonymous No.58397505]

Oh no...

[Anonymous No.58397605]

>>58397451
if losing $500 bucks to the market somehow tanking 50% in a year is going to kill you then you shouldn't be investing in stocks
don't know why he bothered with the buy low sell high stuff for someone making an IRA though. great way to decimate your returns. just keep the money in the market and don't worry about selling or moving to more liquid assets until nearing retirement.

[Anonymous No.58397614]

All-in shit & piss 500

[Anonymous No.58397656]

>>58397605
If you expect whatever sum invested to be possibly decimated by 50%, you might have wanted to put that sum on Dragon in a casino instead of any asset. investing is a strategy of hedging against risks of life being in the world one is trying to grow capital, value preserved consistently. Treating it like a casino with whatever sum, a casino might be more appropriate

[Anonymous No.58397754]

OPEN THE FUKCIN MARKETS I'M BORED

[Anonymous No.58397819]

>>58396825
same. sitting on a pile of cash, and could use another covid/ukraine-scale event right now.

[Anonymous No.58397906]

>>58396825
>>58397819
Insane that people here still dont understand why you should just DCA

[Anonymous No.58397970]

Which arms companies to go long tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58397991]

>>58397970
Visa and Costco

[Anonymous No.58398008]

>>58397970
Drones and antidrones

[Anonymous No.58398120]

fun fact: ive played poker with one of the sons of el chapo

[Anonymous No.58398152]

>>58398120
A fun fact is a funny fact about stuff in Star Wars etc, not something like what you described.

[Anonymous No.58398176]

>>58398152

[Anonymous No.58398294]

>week 7
>still no unemployment check
>still pending
fuck you ohio

[Anonymous No.58398309]

>>58398294
I've only been to Ohio (Cleveland) once but it seemed kinda shitty

[Anonymous No.58398314]

>>58397503
I get banned for nothing far too often to put up with that bs so I'll just lurk and most likely ultimately get bored and move somewhere else

[Anonymous No.58398320]

>>58397470 Meant for this guy
>>58397503 but kinda also this guy
>>58398176 ok this gal too

[Anonymous No.58398329]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58398345]

>>58398329
No, I actually closed my long preclose. But will probably go long tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58398373]

> You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam
No. I actually didn’t notice at all. But I don’t participate in the cryptard threads. This just seems like a lazy way to deal with this problem.

[Anonymous No.58398378]

>>58398329
No. I sold them. Thanks for the free money

[Anonymous No.58398380]

>>58397470
>/bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world.

[Anonymous No.58398434]

Everyone migrate to /bant/ fuck /biz/ let it rot

[Anonymous No.58398446]

Fallout 4 (5€) or Fallout New Vegas (2,50€)?

[Anonymous No.58398449]

>>58398434
this, they claim this email shit will combat the spam but even in their own words it says it wont do much which will leave the underpaid jannies to still do it which we all know what that means. you are just giving more info for hiro for nothing

[Anonymous No.58398455]

>>58398446
NV hands down

[Anonymous No.58398518]

If /bant/ doesn’t work out we could always go here
https://www.nairaland.com/investment
Also an /smg/ thread on crystal cafe would be kind of funny

[Anonymous No.58398578]

[Anonymous No.58398650]

test. has this email shit been implemented yet

[Anonymous No.58398701]

>GS SCHW earnings pre market monday
>geopolitical fears
we are gonna crash hard monday arent we? is the large one finally here

[Anonymous No.58398705]

I'm bored, I'm ready to go back to work.

[Anonymous No.58398729]

I'm still working on making it better. 60? Rookie numbers. I will pump it up.

[Anonymous No.58398733]

>Go to "new" /smg/ thread on /bant/
>Gore posts of dead Palestinian children and a couple posts wishing it was Israeli children instead

Yeah I'll pass on that "stock market" discussion.

[Anonymous No.58398748]

>>58398733
This was all an elaborate ploy to get rid of baggot.

[Anonymous No.58398758]

>>58398701
No, this will just be the somewhat substantial one.

[Anonymous No.58398774]

What kind of analysis can I do to determine a buy and sell price?
Basically I want to flip stocks intraday so I'll need to find a difference over some intraday period using I guess a bunch of indicators. Where should I start? I've got ideas but I don't know how stupid or smart they are..
Like correlating MA with RSI and then back testing to see the optimal value to step in and out. Things like that. How retarded is that?

[Anonymous No.58398777]

>>58398729
Your mistake is making it before the email requirements take effect. Most people are going to stay here until then.

[Anonymous No.58398797]

>>58393996
>>58394101
>>58394125
>>58394166
>>58394209
>>58394807
>4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.
Luckily jeets are too poor to buy these. Also just fucking ban Indian IPs for the love of God.

[Anonymous No.58398832]

>>58398797
4chan pass users are not required to verify their email because they already did when they bought the 4chan pass.

[Anonymous No.58398837]

>Tour Warren Buffett's office
nigger has no computer, no email, no flat tv just a old fat one.

we're doing it wrong bros.

[Anonymous No.58398842]

i sold my soxs too early, for a loss even.

[Anonymous No.58398844]

>>58398774
stock prices are mostly based on vibes you can't just beep boop in a computer and figure it out.

[Anonymous No.58398848]

>Poojeets ruined /biz/

What a shocker

[Anonymous No.58398858]

>>58398774
volume profile. vwap. mfi.
watching volume, vix, under-lying IV

but risk management is more important than any of that shit. play the big moves and snipe the bounces/gaps/dumps etc

[Anonymous No.58398859]

>>58394807
>>58398797
If indian IPs were banned/phoneposting banned then the spam would stop entirely, the point is not to stop the spam but to keep tabs on (You). Unsurprisingly, 4chan is mostly garbage and not even funny now, so it'll just be choked out as pink haired redditors take over the toilet cleaning squad and ruin what was good about it.

[Anonymous No.58398866]

>>58393971
Monday dump tuesday pump
Bazinga.

[Anonymous No.58398867]

>inflation is suppsed to be 2.1%
>this is also what the replacement fertility rate is
>inflation is up bigly and fertility is down
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.58398874]

>>58398859
Redditors don't but stocks, they "invest" all of their money into funkos and NFTs, and then eventually start and fail at dropshipping.

[Anonymous No.58398879]

>>58398866
the whole thing was a nothing-burger with extra nothing. turbo green monday.

[Anonymous No.58398887]

>>58398777
Doing it now gives more anons opportunities to find out what's happening and know that there's already an established alternate to readily migrate into when it's ultimate choice time. Such wasted holy trips of 7.

[Anonymous No.58398894]

>>58394025
doesnt take much encouragement. Women seem to flock to degeneracy every chance they get.
Whats a good investment for a whore based economy; pharmaceuticals & guns?

[Anonymous No.58398897]

>he sold

[Anonymous No.58398911]

>>58398842
I sold my OIL too early (when it was 84). For a profit, but it could have been moar. I believed pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.58398912]

>>58398832
True
Honestly I don't know how to stop the spam except for implementing an AI that automatically detects whether some post is retarded shilling or not. In the end you can't even post ironic posts because you can't differentiate between irony and reality.
It's a tragedy of the commons really. The more jeets and low life scum push their shit coins the less people will actually come here and buy.
Imagine having to ban 300 shills every fucking week
At that point just make the board pass only
>>58398859
It's not just phoneposting
and the Indian shills can easily use vpn to Bangladesh or some other shithole

>the point is not to stop the spam but to keep tabs on (You).
Shut the fuck up nigger
Half this board is MUH SHIT NIGGER FROG COIN #2389055 PLS BUY it's disgusting
You realise they glowniggers already have your IP and own /pol/, right? 4chan in general is neutered for actual political discussion. At least get rid of the spam. It's genuinely bad.

In any case
>Introduce flags with no memeflags
>Disallow VPNs
And if that doesn't work
Either
>Build an AI that detects shilling
Or
>Make the board pass only
I wouldn't be too mad about that if I'm honest. Anything to kill shillcoins.

[Anonymous No.58398918]

fuck your email nigga

[Anonymous No.58398934]

>>58398912
>complains about schizos
>is schizo
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58398943]

>>58398894
>Women seem to flock to degeneracy every chance they get.
It gives them attention.

[Anonymous No.58398944]

The stock markets hates uncertainty. Now that the Iran happening has concluded, I'm expecting a +2% gap up Mondays.

[Anonymous No.58398948]

>>58398912
VPNs don't wok unless you have a 4chan pass. At least that's my understanding, so it's very likely pajeets already have passes so the email verification won't even target them. This is like watching democrats try and fix the border kek.

[Anonymous No.58398970]

>>58398844
Yeah I get that
I'm first going to start with finding correlations in indicators so basically technical analysis. Then I'll move on to fundamental analysis to have more information on a specific company.
Then I'll need more broad market information although no idea how to use that yet.
Finally I want to do market sentiment analysis. Also no idea on how to do this.
I want to figure out this stock. I've got my eye on one stock and I think it's in an upward swing that can take half a year to fully develop. But I might just be a tard and be completely wrong. I could also daytrade it because I think there's easy gains to be had there.
>>58398858
>volume profile. vwap. mfi.
>watching volume, vix, under-lying IV
Yeah I'm going to try and find any correlation between any indicator I can think of and the stock price movement.
It's got a lot of swings so I want to find what indicators correlate best with a swing so I know when to buy the dip and sell the top.
Could've made $100 two days ago but I greeded and now I'm down $200. Hope to God SPY goes up and my stock gets dragged along with it. It's not much but I've doing well in this bull market and losing any money right now just makes me feel stupid.

[Anonymous No.58398975]

>>58397470
Are you guys going to merge with /pmg/?

[Anonymous No.58398990]

>>58398944
>has concluded
Imagine thinking it's over instead of
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.58398999]

i went long on oil on friday and i'm edging til futures opening

[Anonymous No.58399006]

What's the consensus here about needing an email for /biz/?

[Anonymous No.58399007]

>>58398934
Yeah I bet my suggestions made you seethe so you're probably a filthy jeet.
Show fucking flag nigger
>>58398948
If they've got passes though then they're identifiable and banning them should utterly destroy them. As long as no tard buys their shill coin they'll lose $20 per post. Literally free money for 4chan. They don't have passes. They can't afford it.
They can't be using passes. It doesn't make sense. They'd be paying hundreds of dollars to shill and I genuinely doubt they'll make that much rugging their shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.58399017]

>>58399006
I don't like it

[Anonymous No.58399020]

>>58399006
I don't care. I want the fucking shilling to stop. Jeets can't afford passes.

Also show flags. Then I can just ignore anyone from India.

[Anonymous No.58399021]

>>58399007
>$20 per post
kek what? Passes are $20 a year.

[Anonymous No.58399033]

>>58399021
you are retarded

[Anonymous No.58399037]

>>58398970
Anon is right, TA doesnt matter. Risk mgmt trumos anything else. If you dont understand it you will stay poor

[Anonymous No.58399041]

>>58399033
No apparently you are. You don't even know how 4chan passes work lmao

[Anonymous No.58399042]

>>58399021
If you get a month long ban on your pass for shilling, that's an eternity in terms of shilling shitcoins. That's why I don't think they're using passes. Because that's tradeable regardless of IP. Just ban the pass for a month.

[Anonymous No.58399048]

I genuinely can't believe crypto is still a thing when it's 90% scams and 9% incompetence. But fools and their money, as they say.

[Anonymous No.58399049]

Just make a disposable protonmail if you're so concerned, goofballs.
>but but le glowies will harvest my IP address and um put me on a list or something
Then use a VPN.

[Anonymous No.58399056]

Just got a letter from my alma mater
They want me to include them in my will...

[Anonymous No.58399067]

>>58399049
The glowies already have every single person's IP and home address from this general. The spergout over the email thing is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.58399070]

>SPAXX generates me $1000
>Recent miscalculated SPY slurp nets me -$1000
Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.58399085]

>>58399037
what kind of risk management if I want to buy one stock because I see potential in it? I don't think there is. I don't want to buy options on it, although maybe I should reconsider. Muh diversification isn't what I want. I want to make big buckz so I'm willing to risk.

[Anonymous No.58399087]

>>58399070
>make $100-200 here and there on small plays
>go all in on a ticker shilled on /smg/ and lose $2000 in a single day

[Anonymous No.58399099]

>this free app can hide you from the secret authorities

[Anonymous No.58399107]

>>58399099
Yeah retards here also don't realize that VPNs are just glowie tools as well.

[Anonymous No.58399128]

>>58399067
>The spergout over the email thing is hilarious.
you'll be defending accounts and usernames next.

[Anonymous No.58399149]

>>58399099
This.
The internet always was just a tool to detect dissidents.
>but muh vpn
Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.58399156]

>>58399085
Only risk 2% losses on a trade. Set a SL at like 1.5x ATR. Scale it so that you buy or sell enough shares to line those up. When it hits your TP at 1x ATR, sell half and let the rest ride. Move your SL to breakeven at that point.

Do this and you'll have small wins cancel small losses, and eventually youll have a big winner that gets you a ton of money

[Anonymous No.58399159]

Avoid Protonmail
Make a Cock.li address just for 4channel
That is all

[Anonymous No.58399161]

>>58399128
Nope. Creating a burner email is much to plug in once a day is a retarded ask but it's a far cry from usernames and passwords. It's not the idea that's hilarious, it's the fact that many people here think it's the feds implementing this so the government can monitor their 4 figure robinhood account and watch their posts. Billions of dollars a year is spent on the government spying on its own citizens. If they want to know something about you they don't need to do something this stupid to track you. This is just good old fashioned janny incompetence. This is what a bunch of unpaid redditors came up with as a solution for spam. And it's fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.58399186]

>>58399159
>4channel

[Anonymous No.58399195]

>Be fired from job
>Now make high IQ charts that's probably worth millions of dollars to hedgefunds in my free time but I do it for free for myself.

I WILL outperform the market.

[Anonymous No.58399198]

test

[Anonymous No.58399203]

Posting to see if email

[Anonymous No.58399206]

>>58399007
>Yeah I bet my suggestions made you seethe so you're probably a filthy jeet.
>Show fucking flag nigger

[Anonymous No.58399218]

there are a million temp email services, why do people even care

[Anonymous No.58399230]

>>58399218

[Anonymous No.58399251]

>listening to a woman talk about jobs
>"everyone I know with a job just got lucky and would be jobless without it"
Economy is... le no good.

[Anonymous No.58399254]

>>58399248
>>58399248
>>58399248

[Anonymous No.58399390]

>>58399159
>don't use a regular glowie service
>use a GAY glowie service instead

[the last internet schizo No.58401450]

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