/APU/ - $APU General #31 Cracking The Code Edition

[Anonymous No.58382430]

>Entire market dumps due to fear of war.
>Scaredfrens sell the bottom.
>Whales accumulate over 6 figs of $Apu within the last two days.
>Real frens hold on and don't fall for /biz/ fud
>$Apu goes parabolic
>They will FOMO in again
>They will sell the bottom instead of holding for a quick 20x
>Already 18th highest volume in Uniswap
>Trailing Pepe's Uniswap volume by 5
>Already the hottest frog on the internet
>Loved all over the internet from Twitch to YouTube, Discord to Telegram
There are no breaks on this train. Only the realist of frens will enjoy the fruits of their labor when this flips Pepe and collides through to top 10. Still not too late to sell your dumping bags and hop on to a real coin.

[Anonymous No.58382457]

Addy: 0x594daad7d77592a2b97b725a7ad59d7e188b5bfa
Chart: https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x5ced44f03ff443bbe14d8ea23bc24425fb89e3ed
Patriots are in control. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.58382460]

First post fren post

[Anonymous No.58382467]

wagmi frens

[Anonymous No.58382505]

>>58382430
why are newfags getting admin roles in the tg? Fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.58382522]

>>58382430
swingies get the rope

[Anonymous No.58382529]

>>58382505
>he takes the tg chat seriously

[Anonymous No.58382571]

>>58382430
Guys GUYS I found a secret trick that cured my depression.

Basically all you have to do is say "I hold APU and I am happy" out loud and that makes any and all negative feelings disappear from your brain.

Try it out! Just trust me on this one guys.

I HOLD APU AND I AM HAPPY!

[Anonymous No.58382615]

>>58382571
wow wtf, this just cured my depression

[Anonymous No.58382618]

>>58382430

Apu is love, Apu is life. Thanks for baking a new bread fren

[Anonymous No.58382659]

>>58382571
>>58382615
Wtf

[Anonymous No.58382703]

>>58382571
I HOLD APU AND IM HAPPY COME ON WORK COME ON WORK COME ON WORK I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR A PSYCHIATRIST

[Anonymous No.58382782]

WW3? Let me buy more APU to keep my wealth safe then.

[Anonymous No.58382795]

WH IS IT RUNNING I PAPERHANDED AT 5 AND ITS AT 7 NOW

[Anonymous No.58382815]

>>58382522
update: they got the rope

swing any coin you like BUT THIS IS APU YOURE MESSING WITH

[Anonymous No.58382819]

>>58382795

>he faded Apu

[Anonymous No.58382822]

>>58382795
Now you know what I and countless others have been going through for nearly two entire weeks. Welcome to hell.

[Anonymous No.58382832]

>>58382795
We literally warned you, fren.

[Anonymous No.58382838]

>>58382822
>imgflip

[Anonymous No.58382844]

>>58382430
>6666
we are evil frens

[Anonymous No.58382848]

this shitcoin won't die

[Anonymous No.58382851]

>>58382844
Somebody buy or sell immediately. Can't have satan around.

[Anonymous No.58382853]

t-thanks satan

[Anonymous No.58382938]

Based little shrimpfren chased satan away.

[Anonymous No.58382948]

>>58382795
I'll give you a quick explanation. You see...
In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a economic-ecosystem that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless positive feedback loop. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Bull Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Bull Run would look like.

Through my PhD research I believe cryptocurrency may be entering the early stages of a Golden Bull Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of wealth - as the system generates tangible wealth rather than just moving it around.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the stock market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Bull Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of cryptocurrency means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

[Anonymous No.58382958]

>>58382782
I fucken love this gif lol

[Anonymous No.58383013]

>>58382430
I’ve been listening to apu radio on my way to and from work this week. Pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.58383033]

>>58382938
<3 apu is empowering all of us

[Anonymous No.58383086]

>>58383033
Checked and divinity-pilled. Kek favors his frogs, who'd have guessed?

[Anonymous No.58383105]

>>58383033
>>58383086
the ascension process is well under way. soon we shall transmute a zero. all frens are rising to a new dimension, the apu dimension.

[Anonymous No.58383120]

oh god its actually happening

[Anonymous No.58383129]

>>58383120
What's the mcap at 00.001900?

[Anonymous No.58383144]

>>58383013
What is Apu radio?

[Anonymous No.58383150]

>>58383129
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58383161]

>>58383150
My body is ready, fren.

[Anonymous No.58383170]

>>58383150
Where are we expected to land after that pump is over lol

[Anonymous No.58383205]

>>58383150
It's dumping like a rock, i sold @ 250mil mc. gluck all.