/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58380705]

Power half hour edition (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for no Gold Gregs
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>58379225

[Anonymous No.58380729]

Scream market for nycb to go to zero overnight.

[Anonymous No.58380732]

Recover a bit into close..

[Anonymous No.58380734]

remember that iran won't do shit

[Anonymous No.58380737]

>>58380705
I'm losing money

[Anonymous No.58380749]

Don't you dare make me post hors_slurp.png again. I will.

[Anonymous No.58380758]

Will I get completely theta fucked if I buy options now that expire next Friday?
Is it better to wait until monday?

[Anonymous No.58380757]

>>58380705
I'm in tears bros. I literally lost a years salary today. Don't know how I'm gonna break the news to my wife

[Anonymous No.58380762]

Does anyone here no where the off switch for the markets are? Somebody turn the damn machine off!!!

[Anonymous No.58380767]

When does bidenomics kick in?

[Anonymous No.58380771]

>>58380757
Rape her and tell her during it.

[Anonymous No.58380772]

YES MR PRESIDENT I WILL FIGHT INFLATION
YES MR PRESIDENT I WILL STIMULATE THE ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.58380775]

Kamala is going to be on her knees working JPUMP's cock well before november for some relief at this rate.

[Anonymous No.58380779]

>>58380757
Ask her for a dinner and then tell her it's just money.

[Anonymous No.58380782]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58380791]

>>58380782
im happy knowing nukes go off this weekend and this will be the last time i ever have to see this stupid fucking post EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.58380792]

If nuclear war does break out, I'll probably be dead anyways, so if I lose all my money it doesn't matter.


Bullish.

[Anonymous No.58380794]

We stand with Israel.

[Anonymous No.58380795]

Anyone still bullish on NYCB? Should I buy now or wait for it to go to $1.00?

[Anonymous No.58380801]

>>58380791
Classic incel rage

[Anonymous No.58380807]

INTCels, line up for mandatory chastity cage inspection.

[Anonymous No.58380808]

>>58380795
I'll buy when fathand capitulates.

[Anonymous No.58380813]

>>58380791
nothingburger

[Anonymous No.58380821]

get david soxl on the line. no, i won't hold.

[Anonymous No.58380822]

HELP!!! MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP SELLING!!!

[Anonymous No.58380827]

Just how fucking into the market are you retards? Fuck. Buy a gold coin or something.

[Anonymous No.58380831]

Sit out, puts or calls over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.58380832]

Funn, a Chinese company called "Wuxi Biologics Cayman Inc" is up 10% today. Haha I wonder what they research there.

[Anonymous No.58380834]

>>58380757
>well honey, you know how you're always complaining about all the furniture you have to clean?
WMT, COST

[Anonymous No.58380841]

>>58380801
I'm an incel as well and I'm not angry, i am quite euphoric actually don't generalize us thanks.
I hope stocks drop at least 8% next week.

[Anonymous No.58380844]

>>58380795
If you look at next week options they look real gay.. 2.5p has no bidding essentially.

[Anonymous No.58380849]

>>58380757
Lmao I lost a years salary too but over the course of 7 months

[Anonymous No.58380850]

>>58380821
Last I heard he died in a giant lizard attack. Some claim he fabricated it, but police refuses to investigate.

[Anonymous No.58380854]

>>58380792
I think a nuke attack, if it does happen, comes as a surprise attack. Not full out exchange.

[Anonymous No.58380860]

>>58380782
No, I solded NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.58380874]

Reminder that the glownigger market damage control crew suddenly reappearing the night before CPI after a several month hiatus was your signal to sell everything. They only to come to /smg/ to beg people to stop selling when the market shits the bed. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.58380873]

On the one hand, I'll be sad to lose money
But on the other hand, I'll be happy to see Israel destroyed

[Anonymous No.58380875]

I'm scared to look. Recovering?

[Anonymous No.58380876]

>>58380792
Inshallah.

[Anonymous No.58380878]

>>58380854
Game over man.

[Anonymous No.58380885]

>>58380850
semibros, it's JOEVER

[Anonymous No.58380890]

shieeeet im makin sum money ova her

[Anonymous No.58380892]

>>58380874
>THIS TIME bears will be right
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.58380893]

SPY 5/3 calls.

[Anonymous No.58380898]

>>58380732
CRABBED

[Anonymous No.58380897]

>>58380854
Nukes cause other nukes to launch that’s the whole point of them.
It’s mutually assured destruction.

[Anonymous No.58380904]

>>58380878
your balloon has a hole in it

[Anonymous No.58380909]

>>58380873
this has been my mentality throughout the day

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58380910]

You know, it kinda do be looking like WW3 could start from this mess.

[Anonymous No.58380913]

>>58380757
call one of those gambling hotlines

[Anonymous No.58380914]

I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58380928]

>>58380878
are you a fellow Doug Casey enjoyeer?

[Anonymous No.58380936]

here comes the BGC

[Anonymous No.58380938]

>>58380914
LOWER LOWS
HIGHER HIGHS

[Anonymous No.58380943]

>>58380904
AAPL is up. The fuck I got, it's UP.

Me and Stvev tho, we got NYC, we'll always have NYC.

[Anonymous No.58380944]

>>58380897
yea but what if that system was knocked out? Jogs the noggin

[Anonymous No.58380945]

>>58380782
No, I hit my gains target for today and I quit trading.

[Anonymous No.58380956]

SEND IT YOUR ENERGY

[Anonymous No.58380964]

Hmm don't know if should sell calls in this pump and keep over weekend. What you guys think?

[Anonymous No.58380969]

It's just shorts covering. We'll see if iran blows up anything good over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.58380974]

>https://twitter.com/the_real_fly/status/1778868343069446299
>don't

[Anonymous No.58380975]

>>58380969
>Iran actually do something
lol

[Anonymous No.58380976]

>>58380914
these bat shit crazy AIgorithms are trading on something

[Anonymous No.58380979]

>>58380956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58380982]

>>58380944
How does "the system" get knocked out?
All Nuclear related shit is hidden behind super dated shit that aren't attached to the internet for obvious reasons.
The whole reason why any country wants nukes is so that they can't have nukes used against them. The strategy behind Nuclear Deterrence is to have your own stockpile of nukes.

[Anonymous No.58380997]

>>58380974
alright this confirms it was all to just make uncle joe strong
Monday will be back to our regular pump crab dump crab schedule

[Anonymous No.58381002]

UFOs will turn the nukes off

[Anonymous No.58381024]

>>58380757
Ok but, how?
I gotta see some proof or you’re just a jeet

[Anonymous No.58381026]

>>58380982
putting too much faith in the security of that system

[Anonymous No.58381027]

>>58380997
Dementia Joe has the inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.

[Anonymous No.58381028]

Absolute retards.

[Anonymous No.58381049]

DJT bounced today. People yearn for the orange man

[Anonymous No.58381050]

>>58381026
You're right, the whole cold war was a myth. It happened in a dream.
You can't even articulate your own ideas about how "the system" would get knocked out.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58381051]

>>58381027
You mean the Sadim touch

[Anonymous No.58381060]

>>58381050
you didn't articulate the system, nigger. We are both retards, tsk tsk tsk

[Anonymous No.58381064]

>>58380982
>US tries to retaliate with nukes
>some copper wiring buried by feds which the key turn was contingent on actually transmitting corroded into the earth 40 years ago
>nothing happens
I mean I doubt they dry test these systems often. It would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.58381067]

>>58380982
Just having nukes is more about preventing invasions and aggression. To prevent nukes being used against you, you have to have nukes outside your own country (second strike capability). A nuclear power could preemptively nuke Israel and as long as all siloes were destroyed, they couldn't strike back. To strike back you need subs or strategic bombers.

[Anonymous No.58381070]

>>58381049
All because of Israel and Iran beef.
News of War always makes stocks plummet.

[Anonymous No.58381072]

>>58380757
do you like jarring and obnoxious synthpop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHA73JG1puc

[Anonymous No.58381077]

>>58380827
Too soon

[Anonymous No.58381085]

>>58381060
I did, it's super dated, and none of it is attached to the internet for obvious reasons.

Describe to me a scenario in which this system, that isn't attached to any infrastructure outside of it's own enclosures, gets "knocked out"

[Anonymous No.58381093]

>>58381085
EMP

[Anonymous No.58381095]

BREAKING: GOLD DROP SIGNALS WAR IS CANCELED. BUY WITH BOTH HANDS LAST 2 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.58381103]

DAMN YOU BOBOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.58381110]

>>58381027
It's absolutely insane knowing we are going to get 4 more years of this guy.

[Anonymous No.58381114]

>>58381027
my parents heroically vooted for him to put a real president in the white house again. i assume they'll do it again this year

[Anonymous No.58381116]

Why did Citi give NYCB $3.50 price target? Did fathands pay this analyst to boost his stock?

[Anonymous No.58381122]

>>58381095
>PLEASE BUY!!!
>PLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSE!!!!
>I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!
>JUST BUY!!!!

[Anonymous No.58381127]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58381137]

embarrassing

[Anonymous No.58381150]

That absolutely slimy pump and dump of SOXL like 3 minutes ago lol

[Anonymous No.58381156]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58381163]

>>58381156
-$1500

[Anonymous No.58381165]

>>58381156
-9.69%

[Anonymous No.58381168]

>>58381156
-1.30%!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58381170]

>>58381137
It always goes up, just variable amounts. I’m smarter than 85% of economists
>check em

[Anonymous No.58381172]

>>58381114
I made fun of my mom for voting for biden. She gets mad and wants to forget him now so I don't prod

[Anonymous No.58381173]

>>58381156
-1.39%
set my stop loss limits. if it takes any more of a shit i'm moving everything into CDs
thank god its over

[Anonymous No.58381175]

Bounced right off the daily 50SMA. Sorry bears, back up next week.

[Anonymous No.58381176]

>>58381156
down $8k. gonna doordash a burrito and play vidya and give israel my energy to defend democracy

[Anonymous No.58381177]

Damage report.

[Anonymous No.58381179]

>>58381156
I'M NOT FUCKING CHECKING CHAT!!

[Anonymous No.58381180]

>>58381156
-24 cents bought calls for Monday.

[Anonymous No.58381182]

I SLURP

YOOOUUURRR SOXL

I SLURP IT ALL UP

[Anonymous No.58381184]

>>58381156
>Americans

[Anonymous No.58381185]

>>58381050
What if the people who are in charge of the system, want you dead?
RGR

[Anonymous No.58381187]

>>58381156
up 73 buckerinoooos

[Anonymous No.58381189]

>>58381156
-.88% All my slurps were under the close price so I beat the market today. Gonna watch that milker maiden's show this weekend.

[Anonymous No.58381192]

Chat why are we crashing?

[Anonymous No.58381196]

so who bought today

[Anonymous No.58381200]

>>58380705
I re-allocated to bull funds yday and today i'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.58381206]

>>58381192
Jews needed equity to buy more bombs to throw at Gaza.

[Anonymous No.58381208]

>>58381192
Because you touch yourself at night

[Anonymous No.58381212]

>>58381156
-25%, didn't want to set a stop loss
closing the week at around -.80%. neutral losses but it still hurts

[Anonymous No.58381213]

>>58381156
up 1.3%

[Anonymous No.58381215]

>>58381208
XD epic for the win

[Anonymous No.58381217]

>>58381156
-1.53, but I've had a good week so far so overall a wash.

[Anonymous No.58381218]

>>58381192
Does that make you Chit?
>>58381156
Up on options, down on equities. Break even.

[Anonymous No.58381224]

>>58381156
8%
taken profits

[Anonymous No.58381226]

don't sell your SOXL sisters, it's a fakeout.

[Anonymous No.58381230]

Slurping SIGA for pride month. Gays will save my portfolio

[Anonymous No.58381231]

>>58381196
Went all in MSOX calls today. 4/20 I'd a Saturday and the following Monday all pot stocks are going to shivw green dildos up everyone's ass.

[Anonymous No.58381244]

>>58381156
-2%

[Anonymous No.58381260]

>>58380757
Tell her that you've Lrn2ed your lesson and will listen only to NATGAS AND OIL anon from now on.

[Anonymous No.58381264]

>>58381156
Apparently I was correct to retreat to /cashgang/ earlier this week on account of perceived loss of short term trend.

[Anonymous No.58381266]

i looked into crypto during its last bull run. Whole lot of faggots. Crypto has a purpose, but it needs consolidation. A strong consolidation

[Anonymous No.58381267]

>>58381156
+0.02%
holding a small 20x long SPX position over the weekend, bought at 5150, that shit's bringing me down kek

[Anonymous No.58381274]

>AQB +6.14%

[Anonymous No.58381279]

>>58381266
>purpose
elaborate

[Anonymous No.58381280]

>>58381156
-5% every day this week but yesterday.

[Anonymous No.58381283]

>>58381192
obvious economic problems with zero vision leadership other than throwing money at whoever's angriest and maybe manufacturing some chips stateside in 10 years

[Anonymous No.58381290]

JUST IN: S&P BOUNCED OFF 50-DAY SMA SIGNALING A FACE RIPPER RALLY ON MONDAY- BOBOS LEFT FUCKED

[Anonymous No.58381291]

>>58381279
how else are you quickly transferring large sums of money across borders

[Anonymous No.58381303]

>Tesla has officially REDUCED the monthly subscription price for its Full Self-Driving (FSD) package to $99, down from $199.
spiking AH on this news

[Anonymous No.58381305]

>>58381290
>JUST IN: S&P BOUNCED OFF 50-DAY SMA SIGNALING A FACE RIPPER RALLY ON MONDAY- BOBOS LEFT FUCKED

[Anonymous No.58381309]

>>58381176
Just hold

[Anonymous No.58381310]

>>58381290
All bobos sold thier positions for profit and unless it's a long put, never h>>58381290
old over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.58381311]

>>58381291
instant sepa.
Ironically I used it to get a gew grands of euro from a bank to a crypto exchange to buy iou dollars to stake them at 5.75%, a month ago.
Made the transfer, 2 minutes later it was on my crypto exchange account

[Anonymous No.58381313]

>>58381156
Down 2.5% today. Worst day I've had in months. I don't know even know if I'll able to afford a little bit of chicken fried tonight.

[Anonymous No.58381318]

Thanks to the SOXS anon who brought my attention to the reverse split. I had ten contracts I bought yesterday at $0.22 and sold 9 for $0.38 and exercised one. Now I need it to go over $37.20 by 5/10, which no doubt it will do. But man I hate holding contracts through a reverse split.


>>58380729
I tried to sell my 4/12 $2.50 option just now for $0.30 but no one wanted it, so I exercised it. Not sure if I should sell the shares and make a few bucks or ride it back over $3. No way is it going to zero; can’t fool me twice.

[Anonymous No.58381321]

>tfw you'll be able to slurp in a few weeks to a month's time

[Anonymous No.58381322]

>>58381311
yea but the point is being able to do the transfer without a bank, that has some value

[Anonymous No.58381326]

>>58381156
i should just quit investing

[Anonymous No.58381347]

>>58381264
i've got like $100k in cash and nothing to buy because the everything bubble. gonna look into buying some guns/knives i think

[Anonymous No.58381358]

>>58381156
+0.23%
Alright, I guess.

[Anonymous No.58381363]

SPY 185

[Anonymous No.58381365]

>>58381313
I made enough to get a bag of GV nuggs for the air fryer but you'll have to pick me up for the WMT run because I don't into the vehicle jews.

[Anonymous No.58381371]

>>58381313
>not even able to afford even a lil bit of chicken fried

[Anonymous No.58381377]

>>58381326
>He thinks he can just "quit" investing.

[Anonymous No.58381378]

>>58381290
I'm hearing that farmer's across the country are finding 1 bull without a gaped asshole for every 3 bulls that do have a gaped asshole, just this afternoon. And I have some leads saying this is just the tip of the iceberg.

[Anonymous No.58381381]

>>58381156
+6.94% but at 3:50pm it was 10.04%
Fuckin FNGD, SOXS and NVDS had an inverse bounce right at the end

[Anonymous No.58381386]

>>58381326
>investing
*CURB NIGGER DICE GOOMBLING

[Anonymous No.58381388]

"Valley National Bancorp (NASDAQ:VLY) is identified as the largest institution that fits the criteria for heightened regulatory examination, with a staggering 80% growth in CRE loans over the past three years and an exposure that constitutes 471% of its total capital."

ahh that was why it ate shit with NYCB this week

[Anonymous No.58381405]

>>58381322
meh. As long as you can buy only cheese and wine at some hipster places or drugs and forgeries with your weird database tokens they are not worth much. The datasbases are way too expensive to maintain, have uncountable unknown vulnerabilities and most important they can physically not scale without making them redundant compared to existing solutions either regarding security or centralization.

Crapto was an interesting curiosity but that is about it.
SETI @ home larping as a single entry bookkeeping excel database

[Anonymous No.58381416]

>>58381347
Throw that shit into 6 month bonds which will guarantee you at least $2700. Stocks are too fucking violate right now and in desperate need of a 2000 style correction

[Anonymous No.58381435]

>>58381378
>this is just the tip of the iceberg
THIS
H
I
STOOKS ARE GOING TO GET A LOT CHEAPER

[Anonymous No.58381436]

>>58381405
I think crypto is an over inflated bubble of shit, but I don't think the idea of crypto currencies is dead. I used to buy bitcoin when it was in the 100s of usd to sports bet. That was cool. The gov is out of the loop. Things are trending towards wanting to keep the gov, which means banks, out of the loop

[Anonymous No.58381441]

>>58381156

Perfect play for me today.

Sold off my GDXU position for +10% right at market open. Went to bed after, and woke up to a beautiful mega dump for BTC. Put in a position for BITX on the rebound near the 66.5k mark.

Absolutely beautiful. I was waiting for this opportunity for weeks. And it played out perfectly to my prediction.

and I got decent sleep, despite only 6ish hours.

[Anonymous No.58381463]

>>58381435
>bears get euphoric after a down day
>market pumps the next day
hilarious desu

[Anonymous No.58381470]

>>58381436
>Things are trending towards wanting to keep the gov, which means banks, out of the loop
You literally have to send a scan of your ID when setting up a crypto exchange account and pay taxes on any potential gains.

[Anonymous No.58381471]

>>58381326
If you aren't comfortable FEEDING while others are SNEEDING you don't deserve to SNEED while others FEED.

[Anonymous No.58381484]

If the British pound hits almost parity with the dollar again I am going to be upset
I won't do anything in particular but I won't be happy.

[Anonymous No.58381502]

>>58381470
pretty sure I paid a guy cash for my initial deposit back in the day. Kinda grimy options at the moment if you want to avoid the bank on ramp. But I also think once you just buy some, they don't know what happens with it. Unless they really care and can trace everything. Its a new paradigm with many kinks to work out. And as I said earlier, so many faggots in crypto. I dont think crypto dies

[Anonymous No.58381503]

>>58381436
If you can find enough lads and lasses to set up a anarchist/libertarian utopia where everyone trades with your token and doesn't just wants to use it as a vehicle to get more "stuff" priced in "fiat" its like the boomers dreaming about rocks trading for cows.

At the end of the line your dreams are kept alive by a post industrialized behaviorism sector milking you for productivity and time

[Anonymous No.58381510]

>>58381484
i think it will

[Anonymous No.58381514]

>>58381173
>set my stop loss limits
contributor

[Anonymous No.58381522]

was busy all day. why did we go down?

[Anonymous No.58381523]

>>58381484
Can you link me to the Zillow of the UK? Finna buy some land over there and lease it to the UN as a refugee camp

[Anonymous No.58381528]

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

[Anonymous No.58381550]

>>58381522
Iran FUD/needed correction, take your pick. Either way likely back up on Monday because Iran - unfortunately - never does anything and the probable correction target of the 50DMA was reached.

[Anonymous No.58381554]

JPM down -6.5%
anyone know what's up with Morgan Stanley wealth management getting investigated?

[Anonymous No.58381559]

>>58381463
I'm sure that little game was
FUN
WHILE
IT
LASTED

[Anonymous No.58381560]

>>58381196
i did. BEPC

[Anonymous No.58381561]

>>58381347
If I had 100k kicking around right now I would probably do as this anon suggests >>58381416

That's just easy zero risk money during a time when the market can either extendo crab or do a cheeky short term bear market

[Anonymous No.58381571]

>>58381528
>CREAM, dolla dolla bill yoooooo!

[Anonymous No.58381572]

What's with the incredible uptick in doomer fud??? Israel and Iran and bond yields and inflation and the FBI saying there's an imminent terrorist threat (by October)? Lmao. Literally every time this happens the market pumps.

[Anonymous No.58381595]

>>58381572
literally anytime anything happens, it pumps. why would anyone buy something that makes money? i'm not, because my ego is way more important. but i will buy UUP calls at the top.

[Anonymous No.58381597]

I am prepared to take my car to car wash to wash off the last two weeks worth of road salt (yes it fucking snowed), gravel dust, and gunk the street cleaners kicked up. It occurs to me that I am a cheap bastard. You see, in order to save time at the car wash (and saving time at car wash saves money) I pre-soak the side panels and runners with soapy water at home before I drive to the wash. This loosens the dirt as I drive there and makes it much faster to remove with the pressure spray at the wash. It amounts to a savings of 1 dollar and 25 cents.

[Anonymous No.58381610]

>>58381572
How did it feel to get fucked on N O N E W S again retard.
Don't worry, plenty more to come on Monday.

[Anonymous No.58381611]

>>58381572
AIgorithms are screwing the news up. all we smg anons have to do is figure out the pattern b4 they fix it. $

[Anonymous No.58381613]

>>58381550
Iran and Israel need each other to keep the donations rolling in. I'm surprised the market doesn't know that yet.

[Anonymous No.58381618]

>>58381597
>It occurs to me that I am a cheap bastard
Just wait till it rains, thats the free way

[Anonymous No.58381621]

>>58381610
See you next week, anon. :)

[Anonymous No.58381631]

>>58381572
Extreme sell signal. This retard is a coping CISA damage control shill. Loading up on more puts for next week.

[Anonymous No.58381633]

Booo. I should’ve bought more calls.

[Anonymous No.58381635]

>>58381572
Smart money thanks you for playing.

[Anonymous No.58381643]

>>58381597
>>58381618
i wash my car with a garden hose once a year and when the pressure from the hose is enough to blow a hole in the frame i fill it with spray foam

[Anonymous No.58381651]

>>58381621
>:)
Are you mentally a teenage girl.

[Anonymous No.58381654]

>>58381651
;-)

[Anonymous No.58381655]

>>58381610
You guys are stupid as fuck for being okay with the markets dumping for no good reason. You do the same thing over and over again and then still come back more obnoxious than ever, and wonder why the global economy didn't collapse because of historically average inflation or the thousandth announcement that sand niggers were fighting.

[Anonymous No.58381660]

>>58381388
>CRE is cheap! Time to tf leverage up!
>What are they going to do? Let everyone work from home forever?
I mean, it wasn't a stupid play just a stupid time to go all in.

[Anonymous No.58381664]

>>58381631
Post the other picture where I lined up all the posts with the market and you rage quit right on schedule in October lmao

[Anonymous No.58381668]

https://youtu.be/4QRWihMrjRk?t=102

[Anonymous No.58381669]

>>58381631
Putting in more limit orders for puts on Monday morning? lmao

[Anonymous No.58381672]

>>58381503
the boomers have a point about shiny rocks. I have a stash of silver. PMs are valuable for technology, which means it makes a good currency by its nature

[Anonymous No.58381675]

>>58381655
>no good reason
The only reason needed is
TAKING
PROFITS
and that's it. The markets do not owe you. The markets do not guarantee you.
TAKING
FUCKING
PROFITS
can happen at any time without any other reason needed whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.58381680]

>>58381655
Why am I stupid? I own FNGD, NVDS and SOXS. Ever heard the phrase “what goes up must come down”? No? Your parents failed you.

[Anonymous No.58381684]

>Market goes up for no reason
>Bulls quiet

>Market goes down for no reason
>Bulls absolutely seething

Chart is painted, would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.58381693]

>>58381668
blech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM

Long F

[Anonymous No.58381696]

>>58381675
It was options day too so… people who bought puts and sold calls need that shit to tank

[Anonymous No.58381700]

>>58381684
The market goes up because people believe in the long term success of objectively useful companies. Then bears act like it went up for no reason lol.

>>58381680
>Why am I stupid?
>I own NVDS
Lol holy shit you can't make this stuff up

[Anonymous No.58381706]

>>58381668
Sorry about Orlen getting fucked. Stop listening to druggie troon music.

[Anonymous No.58381710]

>>58381696
Nope.

[Anonymous No.58381714]

>>58381554
I slurped

[Anonymous No.58381725]

>>58381664
>umm ACKSHYUALLY those were your posts not mine
Fucking kys faggot.

[Anonymous No.58381730]

>>58380834
I fucked 20lbs of pussy and ass approximately 5 times today

[Anonymous No.58381737]

>>58381725
What????? The screenshotted posts were me. I said the schizo would rage quit at the October bottom and would ya look what happened.

[Anonymous No.58381738]

>>58381730
That's a heavy fucking onahole you know they make smaller ones right?

[Anonymous No.58381757]

>>58381737
I never left.

[Anonymous No.58381760]

>Biden cancels another $7.4bn in student loans for more than 277,000
Reminder that there's a potential $7.4bn going into weed stocks.

[Anonymous No.58381770]

>>58380705
Good lord, would you check the monthly DJI candle, finally our generation will be able to afford housing, brace for impact, WAGMI frens!

[Anonymous No.58381773]

>>58381706
>Oil refiner Orlen SA said it will write off about $400 million as a result of crude that its Swiss trading unit had paid for but never received. The recovery of the funds looks unlikely, the company said.
Some Jeets fucking robbed me bro, and I'm not happy about it.

[Anonymous No.58381786]

>>58381757
Oh you just stopped obsessively screenshotting my posts when it turned out I was right and the market went up for five months lol

[Anonymous No.58381787]

WW3 KICKS OFF THUS WEEKEND
>https://youtu.be/EVr5-GNv_mk?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.58381788]

>>58381773
I know, I hurt deep for you the moment I read that shit yesterday.

[Anonymous No.58381791]

Mr Gayed, author of leverage for the long term and similar papers, rotated his ETF into bonds from 3x small caps and 3x sp500 recently. Just fyi for you overleveraged ETF fags.

>>58381738
its a good workout if you pound it hard enough
need a good amount of weight to get a nice vigorous fuck

[Anonymous No.58381795]

>>58381710
God dammit.

[Anonymous No.58381801]

>>58381788
Appreciate the empathy, I'm still up 10%, so It ain't that bad.

[Anonymous No.58381803]

>>58381680
>Why am I stupid? I own FNGD, NVDS and SOXS
kek this has to be bait

[Anonymous No.58381813]

>>58381803
That's how fucking stupid bears are. Amazing right?

>>58381791
>Gayed
>Rotates into bonds
Of course

[Anonymous No.58381823]

>>58381801
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.58381829]

>>58381787
>bobos praying for WW3 so they can make money before the nukes fall
money isn't going to help you in Hell, anon

[Anonymous No.58381844]

>>58380757

Take solace in the fact you’ll just be one among tens of millions of Americans who will lose that much or more - much more.

[Anonymous No.58381843]

Is war actually bad for stock prices (for more than a few months)?

[Anonymous No.58381850]

>>58381844
You can't lose if you own nothing and you're happy.

[Anonymous No.58381861]

>>58381843
its an excuse to emergency power rates down to 0% and quadruple monetary base

[Anonymous No.58381872]

>>58381843
>Is war actually bad for stock prices
Depends on if you win or lose.

[Anonymous No.58381876]

>>58381684
>Some event will come out of left field, and the market will go down, or the market will go up.
>Volatility will occur. Markets will continue to have these ups and downs. … Basic corporate profits have grown about 8% a year historically.
>So, corporate profits double about every nine years. The stock market ought to double about every nine years.
>So I think — the market is about 3,800 today, or 3,700 —
>I'm pretty convinced the next 3,800 points will be up; it won't be down. The next 500 points, the next 600 points —
>I don’t know which way they’ll go.
>So, the market ought to double in the next eight or nine years.
>They’ll double again in eight or nine years after that.
>Because profits go up 8% a year, and stocks will follow.
>That's all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.58381877]

I would say that all posters who legitimately freak out about war FUD should be banned but it's a fantastic inverse indicator

[Anonymous No.58381881]

HKD
>HKD
HKD
>HKD
HKD

[Anonymous No.58381884]

>>58381843
It's bullish when you're ahead

[Anonymous No.58381886]

>>58381844
It really is amazing to me that we've watched over the last 60 years, democrats slowly destroy the American way of life and we still have people screeching that Republicans are evil and anti-freedom. There is literally nothing the democrats have to hang their hat on, they haven't ever bettered the country in any way. At least the have boosted the stock market by intentionally destroying the US dollar

[Anonymous No.58381888]

>>58381861
Okay, but that could be good for stocks. Stocks adjust to inflation very well if you allow them some time.

[Anonymous No.58381891]

>>58380757
Just double up on work hours for a year. It literally is that easy, stupid goy.

[Anonymous No.58381897]

The bears won today, but that doesnt mean you have to like it. We’ll be back monday to show them who is in charge.

[Anonymous No.58381898]

>>58381872
Afghan stocks are booming!

[Anonymous No.58381900]

>>58381700
HAHAHAHA YOU THINK THATS WHY THE MARKET GOES UP NO NEWS NIGGER???????

[Anonymous No.58381902]

>>58381888
checked.
you got it gpt 2

[Anonymous No.58381907]

>>58381898
Are stocks not forbidden by islam or some shit?

[Anonymous No.58381906]

>>58381884
Imagine being the person who bought here. I guarantee that if 4chan existed back in 1948 it would have been one of (you) who bought there kek

[Anonymous No.58381908]

Ignore the bear permavirgin doomer fud. Go long and buy calls.

[Anonymous No.58381910]

>>58381907
Banks are.

[Anonymous No.58381913]

>>58381064
Some cryptonigger anon posted about tritium aerogel and the US losing the tech and it being a huge fucking deal because it is used to stimulate the reaction through plasma. It was apparently so much of a big deal that the US finally recovered the tech to make it in '19 iirc.

[Anonymous No.58381917]

>>58381907
>he doesn’t know about halal stocks

[Anonymous No.58381923]

Watching all the retards in here talk about defense like they know anything is really amusing. Stick to inverse etfs and spy calls you fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.58381926]

>>58381908
why you keep writing calls if nobody buys them

[Anonymous No.58381934]

>>58381786
I only screenshotted your post once, glownigger shillbot. Every single one of your posts is like
>how do you do, fellow children?

[Anonymous No.58381936]

>>58381900
Fundamentally yes, of course. Suggesting otherwise is absurd.

[Anonymous No.58381949]

>>58381908
I bought puts you retarded Mumu ape

[Anonymous No.58381950]

Let's not beat round the bush; today was a shat. Hell even the rates are falling. My emergency fund's rate got cut from 4.35% to 4.25%. Still loads fatter than what my primary bank forks out though. In an effort to turn today's shat fest into some sort of positive win I bagged some more SCHB.

[Anonymous No.58381951]

i can't believe the market would do this on absolutely no news
very manipulated

[Anonymous No.58381964]

cocks?
cocks

[Anonymous No.58381965]

>>58381898
A true golden Kabulrun

[Anonymous No.58381969]

>>58381951
The news was dumb bullshit about Iran and more baseless speculation about rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.58382001]

Its so over. Lost century incoming.

[Anonymous No.58382017]

>haram portfolio
how do we cope?

[Anonymous No.58382018]

wow MSM started pumping out the FUD, they are dumping it next week for sure

[Anonymous No.58382029]

>>58382018
Why would they dump AFTER the FUD release? They all sold last month when they were saying everything would keep going up. Now they've pushed everything back to buy levels.

[Anonymous No.58382040]

>>58382029
why would they FUD if they didn't want it lower?

[Anonymous No.58382046]

>>58382040
To spook retail into handing over their shares

[Anonymous No.58382047]

>>58381884
Now post the real one.

[Anonymous No.58382053]

>>58382029
I cashed out in my LT last week and was burned 4 weeks in a row in my bullish gamblefolio. Sure, I could've sold in March for more profit, but after today, I'm smug.

[Anonymous No.58382058]

>>58382017
Visit a mosque, rape a woman and participate in other criminal activities (preferably theft or homicide) to redeem yourself.

[Anonymous No.58382061]

it all
returns
to nothing
it just keeps TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.58382065]

>>58382046
Correct this week was the dump. Once the media is reporting on it, the bottom is in. Next week will be blood green

[Anonymous No.58382070]

NYCB bros? How we doing?

[Anonymous No.58382073]

I am willing to accept a temporary dump if the end result is Israel getting nuked. That would be very bullish for the markets and humanity as a whole. Here's hoping Iran doesn't cuck out as usual.

[Anonymous No.58382080]

>>58382070
>by the year 2000 there will be no virgins
hooooooo!! Did they get that one wrong and then some kek

[Anonymous No.58382088]

>>58382065
How do bears always forget that that's how it works

[Anonymous No.58382120]

>>58382080
Yeah, that didn’t age well but imagine going back in time and trying to explain 4chan to them.

[Anonymous No.58382131]

>>58382073
I'd take my entire portfolio getting set to $0 and decades of hardship if it meant israel gets glassed.

[Anonymous No.58382140]

https://suno.com/song/243996e8-bb3b-4d6f-940b-bbd4d370e75b

[Verse 1]
In the year twenty-two, a storm began to brew
Wall Street trembled, fear is what it knew
The bears emerged, ready for a feast
But little did they know, a battle of the beasts

[Verse 2]
The bulls stood tall, with determination in their eyes
They saw an opportunity, amidst the market cries
They bought the stocks, held on tight to their faith
With every downturn, they faced it with grace

[Chorus]
This is the rise of the bulls, the brave and the bold
Defying the odds, their story will be told
They stood against the bears, unyielding and true
In the downturn, they triumphed through.

[Instrumental]

[Chorus Whole band sings]
This is the rise of the bulls, the brave and the bold
Defying the odds, their story will be told
They stood against the bears, unyielding and true
In the downturn, they triumphed through.

[Anonymous No.58382149]

I made 40k today

[Anonymous No.58382159]

I still believe in silver long term. I'm not regretting putting all my cash into the (start of the) dip. It'll go green again Monday.

[Anonymous No.58382160]

>>58381908
my other calls are probably going to cover my losses today by 15% at least so im not too worried

[Anonymous No.58382164]

>US response to Iran threatening to attack an ally
>Senile Joe said, "don't"
That's it boys. Pack up your bags and call it a day.

Captcha: msm8

[Anonymous No.58382174]

>>58382140
Pretty based. The style brought back some nice memories.

[Anonymous No.58382182]

>>58381770
It hit resistance as well. Time to slurp on monday

[Anonymous No.58382187]

I sold everything

[Anonymous No.58382188]

>>58382149
Mmmmmmmm that’s badd ass.

[Anonymous No.58382195]

>>58382187
prove it

[Anonymous No.58382199]

>>58382187
at least buy some SQQQ for Armageddon

[Anonymous No.58382207]

>>58382073
>>58382131
me three!

[Anonymous No.58382226]

>>58382164
>Biden's response, "don't"
Leader of the free world people. Jesus fucking christ...

[Anonymous No.58382230]

>>58382174
Yeah I wish it would have merged the final Chorus better but the guitar was top.

[Anonymous No.58382281]

>>58382088
You are fucked
Not sure how long you’ve been posting here but I’m willing to bet you arrived after 2021. You’re about to get your shit pushed in very very hard.

>>58381803
>>58381700
>muh NVDA
I was like you once, I thought SOXL was going to $100. That was like 3 years ago. I’ve since learned. You too will learn.

[Anonymous No.58382294]

>>58382281

[Anonymous No.58382324]

W-where did everyone go...?

[Anonymous No.58382327]

>>58382281
>You’re about to get your shit pushed in very very hard.
>IT'S TRUE T-THIS TIME YOU'LL S-SEE!!
Enjoy your weekend, bobo. I know I will.

[Anonymous No.58382339]

>>58382281
Okay and what are you going to say when everything flips green again after the market remembers that nothing has fundamentally changed since the last FOMC or dot plot? I'm betting you'll pull the usual bear trick and just disappear until the next stupid red day

[Anonymous No.58382350]

>>58382324
Some roped, others are sucking dicks in parking decks to recoup, and the bears are out at nice restaurants waiting on steaks cooked to their requested degree.

[Anonymous No.58382364]

>>58382324
We decided to do /smg/ on >>>/z/ for once

[Anonymous No.58382365]

>>58382350
So you're saying Bulls are the only productive members of society.

[Anonymous No.58382397]

>>58382365
No, I'm saying I take the necessary precautions any time ur mom's muff is in the wind. Everyone knows that the only productive members of society are farmers and NATGAS AND OILers.

[Anonymous No.58382417]

>>58382324
they killed the bots because something big is going to happen imminently

[Anonymous No.58382421]

>>58382397
>Everyone knows that the only productive members of society are farmers and NATGAS AND OILers.
UNFATHOMABLY BASED!

[Anonymous No.58382441]

>>58382417
>something big is going to happen imminently
maketo-san is closed so no news is allowed!

[Anonymous No.58382461]

All the mainstream fud saying "the Fed is uncertain about rate cuts!!!" is such obvious nonsense. If the Fed came out at every opportunity and said "oh FUCK YEAH we're cutting those rates hard and fast!" there would be an insane reaction in the markets, everyone knows this. But bears are trying to twist it into something negative even though the Fed actually has only been neutral-to-dovish for months.

[Anonymous No.58382494]

>>58382421
The FAGGOT FUCKING TROONIGGERJEW JANNIES just deleted all of my Paladins and gave me a warning.

[Anonymous No.58382503]

>>58382494
Fucking troons. They do it for no compensation.

[Anonymous No.58382509]

How do I woo the zoomette serving burritos at Qdoba, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.58382516]

>>58382324
Playing video games. It is Friday night ya know. Anyone know where the any key is? What kind of boomer shit is this?

[Anonymous No.58382518]

>>58382461
Sorry anon, the fed is taking a data driven approach

[Anonymous No.58382519]

>>58382503
See you on the other side of b& brother.

[Anonymous No.58382527]

>>58382509
Tell her you got a green card with her name on it

[Anonymous No.58382532]

>>58382519
<3

[Anonymous No.58382533]

>>58382509
Don't be ugly and get her number

[Anonymous No.58382543]

>>58382509
Basically this >>58382533.

[Anonymous No.58382548]

>>58382518
Yep and the data has been pretty boring. Bears don't want to admit that the current levels of inflation are average as fuck. The Fed will remind them.

[Anonymous No.58382554]

>>58382324
markets closed
time to play helldivers

[Anonymous No.58382556]

>>58382509
Zoomers are so disgusting I don't think I'd want to have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.58382562]

>>58382509
Anymore if you have a car and more than $500 in your bank account, you mog 90% of Zoomers. You could land her easily.

[Anonymous No.58382576]

>>58382548
The data is trending upwards and thats with seasonal adjustments. If the trend continues at the pace its on there will be rate hikes before you know it. The fed will onpy cut rates if there is pain. Its a win-win for bears.

[Anonymous No.58382587]

>>58382548
You priced in 6 cuts mumu it's time to unwind them now.

[Anonymous No.58382599]

guys im legitimately heemed, i should have kept my money in CDs but i got bored

[Anonymous No.58382623]

>>58382449
>>58382449
>>58382449
>>58382449
Baked

[Anonymous No.58382641]

>>58382576
No it's not lol. Go get the 20yr CPI chart and post it here so we can all see this catastrophic uptrend.

>>58382587
No one priced in six cuts. After this last month the market is more hawkish than the actual official Fed policy.