/smg/ nvda frogs edition

[Anonymous No.58355828]

>muh anime site

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Previous
>>58354379

[Anonymous No.58355838]

>THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

[Anonymous No.58355846]

$2000 on HPQ yes or no?

[Anonymous No.58355850]

did you buy calls anon?

[Anonymous No.58355882]

Fuck stocks

[Anonymous No.58355894]

this is not a warning.
the jews know that iran will strike tomorrow.
usa and israel will have to go to war.
they are selling before everything crashes tomorrow.
thats why gold is at ath.
you have been warned.

[Anonymous No.58355901]

>>58355846
For what period of hold?

[Anonymous No.58355902]

Bow before me
>>58350426

[Anonymous No.58355906]

how long can this keep up?

[Anonymous No.58355907]

POWER HOUR
LFG

[Anonymous No.58355910]

>>58355901
5 years

[Anonymous No.58355913]

>>58355894
Ok.
What does that mean for markets though?

[Anonymous No.58355914]

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

[Anonymous No.58355916]

is today a buying day?

[Anonymous No.58355923]

>just shut the fuckin camera off

[Anonymous No.58355927]

>>58355894
>this time Netanyahu will get away for good!

[Anonymous No.58355928]

the hour shall be sour

[Anonymous No.58355930]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6yUY7M9yfw

[Anonymous No.58355931]

Did they catch Jerome with a dead girl, or a live boy?

[Anonymous No.58355932]

>>58355913
>What does that mean for markets though?
Raytheon will go up 0.39%

[Anonymous No.58355937]

>>58355850
Reminder that CISA is trying to manipulate financial markets to get Bidem reelected.

[Anonymous No.58355941]

>>58355828
Thanks to TNA I’m down 200k in 2 hours. Poor anons, what some good money saving advice?

[Anonymous No.58355945]

>>58355907
MORE LIKE POWER DOWN HOUR

[Anonymous No.58355957]

>>58355910
I'm guessing it will look horrible for the next 12 months, but at that range, I think you'll do fine. No promises.

[Anonymous No.58355959]

>>58355883
>lots of exact copy paste "ARE US BANKS ALL GOING TO FAIL???
yeah. its insane and unrealistic levels of drama. acting like the country is on the brink of collapse because something changed slightly.

[Anonymous No.58355964]

Im gonna buy niggers

[Anonymous No.58355975]

THERE GOES MY HERO

[Anonymous No.58355977]

>>58355964
Poor investment

[Anonymous No.58355978]

>>58355959
if you don't think there is a calculated move to consolidate all the banks like the media corporations than you have been drinking the cool-aid.

>since 2013 when Obama repealed the Smith–Mundt Act. U.S. Repeals Propaganda Ban, Spreads Government-Made News to Americans

[Anonymous No.58355982]

Bonds are uninverting

[Anonymous No.58355983]

CISA damage control shills out in force. This is how you know the markets are about to crash.

[Anonymous No.58355985]

>>58355975
>>58355977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyjaUJWWmk

[Anonymous No.58355988]

>>58355964
NI
G
GE
RS
very conservative folio

[Anonymous No.58355989]

more like power dump, faggot market

[Anonymous No.58355995]

>>58355982
im gonna assume thats bullish

[Anonymous No.58355999]

>>58355828
anime website

[Anonymous No.58356004]

>>58355937
>>58355983
You'll rage quit again like you did in October

[Anonymous No.58356006]

Holy fuck WBAD is fucked 7% down in the day, what the hell??

[Anonymous No.58356012]

i will not tell you where this info was taken but from. imagine who you would be most interested to see this come from and you're probably close

[Anonymous No.58356013]

Red day, huh?

[Anonymous No.58356015]

Maybe if I stop looking at the charts, the line will go up. It's like a watched pot never boiling. I guess I'll go do some work and come back later.

[Anonymous No.58356020]

>>58355978
>calculated move to consolidate all the banks like the media corporations
theyre already consolidated by the fed and large banks. did you think your local bank was somehow outside the federal reserve system?

[Anonymous No.58356031]

>>58355937
you are just an idiot baggie!

[Anonymous No.58356033]

>>58356013
This ain't the dip to buy. No blood in the streets, yet.

[Anonymous No.58356036]

Holy fuck it's real. I'm so cash money right now.

[Anonymous No.58356039]

>>58356020
What I am saying is they wont exist- they will be absorbed. If you dont know why, its already too late for you.

[Anonymous No.58356041]

>>58356012
>high for longer
somebody who smoked a bowl while listening to Greatful Death and making mspaint scribbles

[Anonymous No.58356046]

Dump in 10 mins

[Anonymous No.58356047]

>>58356004
Thanks for making that CISA plunge protection team infographic to prove my point, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58356053]

>>58356004
That’s funny
>>58356047
Cringe

[Anonymous No.58356059]

>>58356036
sadly it's about c*ypto

[Anonymous No.58356060]

>>58356047
>>>/meds/

[Anonymous No.58356061]

>>58356012
I said wages and gasoline, yesterday, argued it with gusto.
But as I reflect, I'm convinced its wages and rents, fuel is an inconvenience within established discomfort ranges, not true inflationary.

[Anonymous No.58356063]

THERE'S A WOMAN ON CNBC MAKING A CASE FOR TODAY BEING AN OVERREACTION

SOME OF YOU
AGREE
WITH
A
WOMAN

[Anonymous No.58356065]

>>58356036
>we’ll drop it in an hour or two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.58356069]

>>58356047
take your meds baggie

[Anonymous No.58356070]

>walgreens

[Anonymous No.58356081]

>>58356036
Why do they do this shit? Just drop it immediately. Do they know it's fucking nothing and just want to appear smart and powerful for a few hours before actually showing the evidence?

[Anonymous No.58356084]

JUST BUY MORE MONEY!
https://www.udio.com/songs/e8VjvbkJ7CytkHAhQh3tsu

[Anonymous No.58356086]

>>58355982
long term bonds are exploding
>>58355995
big assumption

[Anonymous No.58356089]

>>58355995
It depends on which way the 10y goes.

[Anonymous No.58356090]

>>58356060
>>58356069
Why is the Stanford Internet Observatory committing securities fraud? Isn't that a crime?

[Anonymous No.58356103]

>>58356036
>EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: JPOW still whistling without a care in halls of the Fed

[Anonymous No.58356110]

>>58356090
>Stanford Internet Observatory
jeets in a uni program playing pump and dump? use of school systems for crimes is quite expellable, even deportable.

[Anonymous No.58356111]

>>58356090
Stanford is a securities fraud factory but this sounds new and interesting.

[Anonymous No.58356116]

BRIBEM SAID EXPECT A RAT CUT BUY THE FUCKING DIP

[Anonymous No.58356117]

>>58356103
lol

[Anonymous No.58356125]

>>58356059
Kek, is it going to be revealed that all the scam projects were tolerated to dry up liquidity? Is Gary going to be finally unleashed? Seems like a fun crossover episode not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.58356130]

CAN THE Qs JUST GO TO $440 SO I CAN GET A DECENT PROFIT ON MY CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58356142]

>>58356090
schizo baggie Wednesday special

[Anonymous No.58356156]

>>58356036
it's a nothing burger
priced in even

[Anonymous No.58356162]

>>58356116
Bribem is senile and pooping his diaper. His opinion doesn't matter.
>>58356142
So you're saying he's right, but you'll never get caught?

[Anonymous No.58356170]

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.58356180]

>>58356170
I wonder if he'll get this one right.

[Anonymous No.58356194]

>>58356142
You're taking federal tax dollars from CISA to commit securities fraud by shilling stocks on social media, all so that Dementia Joe can win reelection. The Stanford Internet Observatory is breaking the law.

[Anonymous No.58356198]

>>58356170
fuck he's realized his power!

[Anonymous No.58356199]

AND THAT'S NOT VERY FUN
IF YOU FALL DOWN AND HURT YOUR BUM
I LIKE TO PUT MY BUM ON THINGS
IT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.58356215]

>>58356194
>This whole time we thought we were arguing with Langley niggers it was really preppy freshmen from CA
Lol.

[Anonymous No.58356218]

>>58356170
he's now going to pivot and call for rate cutS

[Anonymous No.58356220]

>>58355937
That is why the majority of the thread is just hidden

[Anonymous No.58356224]

>>58356162
I'm saying he's a schizo and you're his schizo girlfriend
>>58356194
cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.58356230]

>>58355923
Imagine if he admits they need inflation to help with the debt

[Anonymous No.58356233]

Short cover forcing positions closed. Last 5 will be brutal. VLY bank eating more shit than nycb tho

[Anonymous No.58356238]

>>58356215
Junior to Grad, but it makes as much sense.
>>58356224
Hey, we can meet up in Kansas, you can find out where my best hole resides. Any day you got the testicles, Swarmi.

[Anonymous No.58356245]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY TWO MONTHS LOW LETS GO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58356247]

POWER HOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58356248]

ahem
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.58356250]

>>58356230
I thought everyone already knew that

[Anonymous No.58356256]

O ye of little faith!

[Anonymous No.58356261]

JPOW CONFIRMED HYPER STRAIGHT
>JPOW CONFIRMED HYPER STRAIGHT
JPOW CONFIRMED HYPER STRAIGHT
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58356262]

>>58356250
yeah but you still cant say the quiet part out loud

[Anonymous No.58356263]

fake and gay nigger shit

[Anonymous No.58356266]

>>58356230
>inb4 they recognized his disguise and peddled him bs and are taking the other side

[Anonymous No.58356268]

>>58356194
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.58356275]

>>58356238
I would turn you upside down by the ankles and shake the change out your pockets

[Anonymous No.58356278]

>>58356199
Based bum bum song poster

[Anonymous No.58356282]

>>58356261
He honestly seems like he has an extremely boring personal life. About the most exciting thing he's done is probably learn guitar.

[Anonymous No.58356285]

>>58356261
was it jenna?

[Anonymous No.58356286]

Anyone banking on this one to pull through?

[Anonymous No.58356288]

>>58356268
How many fingers on your left hand are brown palm side too?
>>58356275
I'm in and ready. I love being handled by a real man.

[Anonymous No.58356291]

AMD going up on volume here. has it bottomed?

[Anonymous No.58356293]

>>58356286
I grabbed a few shares the other week.

[Anonymous No.58356294]

>>58356261
Tell us something we don't know!

[Anonymous No.58356300]

>>58356286
>CEO said his shareholders are fucking retards and he's going to keep diluting the stock because its the only way to keep the company alive and once they stop buying shares its bankruptcy time
sure

[Anonymous No.58356305]

Market sells EQIX, I buy EQIX.

[Anonymous No.58356311]

>>58356291
Semis are probably about to take another leg up after crabbing for a month

[Anonymous No.58356321]

I need to lose weight bros

[Anonymous No.58356322]

>>58356311
You wish, CISA glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58356323]

>>58356286
the gme squeeze mindbroke so many people into bagholding absolute shit tier stocks, it's actually insane

[Anonymous No.58356338]

>>58356261
>>58353075

[Anonymous No.58356339]

>>58356323
My reasoning is that the only way to watch modern film is while drunk and AMC lets you buy liquor in the theater.

[Anonymous No.58356341]

>>58356322
Screenshot it then faggot, we can all look back on it and have a good laugh in 6 months when I was right again

[Anonymous No.58356342]

>>58356323
those people are mentally deficient or ill in some way, if it wasn't GME it would have been some crypto shitcoin or an MLM scheme or pokemon cards

[Anonymous No.58356343]

>>58356323
I love how they think DRSing prevents a stock from going down

[Anonymous No.58356353]

>>58356339
So, effectively it's a spank tank. Amazing investments.

[Anonymous No.58356354]

What the fuck is this visible on multiple stock charts? On some it's inversed. This is Intel

[Anonymous No.58356357]

>>58356342
>pokemon cards
Has the most liquidity in any of the markets you listed

[Anonymous No.58356358]

this is going to be october all over again

[Anonymous No.58356361]

>>58355828
Anyone else slurping apple at these prices, I sold my google pos to buy apple today, I think I don good

[Anonymous No.58356362]

Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

[Anonymous No.58356367]

>>58356341
You're out of money to manipulate the markets. Look at bond yields. We're headed straight into a US sovereign debt crisis. Glowniggers lost.

[Anonymous No.58356372]

>>58356036
Why not do it already? Shit like this is all a nothingburger every time

[Anonymous No.58356375]

>>58356357
>YUH BUT ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE TO IGNORE THE PREMISE OF YOUR POST AND GO ON A TANGENT TO POINT OUT ONE OF THE 4 THINGS YOU MENTIONED IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.58356378]

>>58355894
>Selling everything
EXCEPT LMT BITCHES

[Anonymous No.58356382]

>>58356362
He effectively cut rates today.

[Anonymous No.58356384]

>>58356286
>The same retards that say not to buy $DIS because it's "too woke" decided to "ape" into a business that barely makes any money selling tickets to the same "woke" "slop" and is entirely reliant on "popcorn vessel" sales to stay afloat
Kek, dumfcuk baggies.

[Anonymous No.58356385]

>>58356286
Hoping it will but not banking on it.

[Anonymous No.58356387]

Reminder, pron is a way to disrupt long-term planning competency in males. Absolutely used for trance abuse.

[Anonymous No.58356393]

>>58356382
How so? Less balance sheet reduction?

[Anonymous No.58356398]

MSTR?

[Anonymous No.58356399]

>>58356343
they think drs prevents naked shorting are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.58356400]

>>58356393
Yes. This will shift the equilibrium price for treasuries higher effectively lowering interest rates.

[Anonymous No.58356406]

>Watching a show from the 80's
>Character checks the newspaper for "today's stocks"
>Picks up the landline phone and calls his broker to put a 200$ order
It's like a whole other world.

[Anonymous No.58356410]

>>58356382
now this is some advanced levels of coping

[Anonymous No.58356411]

>
>Bloomberg
>@business
>Traders and policymakers alike risk reading too much into the hotter-than-expected US inflation data, according to a top macro strategist at Citadel.

[Anonymous No.58356412]

>>58356375
Kek I'm agreeing with you in a cheeky way you absolute nog tier retard

[Anonymous No.58356416]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1712777943351100.webm

>12 minutes into the press conference, someone gathers the courage to bring up the pink elephant in the room.

>"Would you say that your assessment of transitory inflation throughout 2021 was incorrect, and that we are behind the curve on raising interest rates?"
>Jay's normally demure visage rapidly wrinkles into a scowl.
>He lets 20 seconds of dead silence hang tightly in the air, giving the journalist a biting cold, hawkish glare.

>"Thank you. That will be all for today's conference. There will be no more questions."
>Jay quickly storms off into the back.
>Loud crashing sounds are heard in the distance. Many of the TV press are still recording and the sounds are loud enough to be captured on live television.

>The S&P 500 then proceeds to rally 500 points in the last hour of trading.

[Anonymous No.58356417]

>>58356410
It's not bullish.

[Anonymous No.58356420]

>>58356400
How long until their holdings expire?

[Anonymous No.58356422]

SPY will pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58356428]

>>58356288
Huh?

[Anonymous No.58356432]

>>58356422
Is it a given that PPI will also come in hot?

[Anonymous No.58356434]

>>58356416
had a hearty kek at that webm

[Anonymous No.58356435]

>>58356354
It's there on tesla and nvidia too. What is it?

[Anonymous No.58356438]

>>58356354
idk. there was some flash drop on nvda and others too

[Anonymous No.58356441]

>>58356286
Why did it tank so hard last year

[Anonymous No.58356444]

>>58356398
Cute. Saved. I don't know about monster energy drin- i mean microstrategy incorporated.

[Anonymous No.58356445]

>>58356434
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.58356450]

>>58356441
Because for the cost of 4 tickets and sodas you can get a 40 inch flatscreen and watch at home.

[Anonymous No.58356454]

>>58356382
kek, high IQ Anon.

[Anonymous No.58356458]

>>58356300
> his shareholders are fucking retards
Really, said the guy who was sending dick picks to a negress?

[Anonymous No.58356459]

>>58356382
This post will be convenient ignored by bulls btw

[Anonymous No.58356464]

You all slurped sub 513s RIGHT? You didn't miss ANOTHER generational bottom???

[Anonymous No.58356468]

>>58356458
>this will help our argument, trust me, it's a sick burn

[Anonymous No.58356472]

>>58356367
Wait there are people with greek 140% 20 years bonds?

[Anonymous No.58356485]

>>58356382
He didn't do shit except watch the Biden administration release data

[Anonymous No.58356484]

>>58356230
Will someone give us a qrd when it post for those of us that don’t have twitter or X or whatever?

[Anonymous No.58356488]

>>58356454

[Anonymous No.58356490]

>>58356458
not his fault. i am a Jew too and being attracted to black women is pretty much encoded into our dna.

[Anonymous No.58356497]

>>58356399
They're retards

[Anonymous No.58356504]

>>58356472
It's probably only 70% after the negation but maybe individual bond holders weren't affected.

[Anonymous No.58356512]

>>58356406
There's an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents that I think is a pretty good watch for any investor.
"Mail order prophet" S3 E2.
A "prophet" contacts a man who has a few good predictions about sports and politics, then he convinces the man to invest heavily in something. By the end of this episode it's a nailbiter as you're waiting to see if the order went through before the guy gets caught stealing from his own company.
It all takes place over a phone.

[Anonymous No.58356515]

>>58355999
TsundeRies are too good

[Anonymous No.58356516]

C-can the housing market crash now soon, p-please?

[Anonymous No.58356526]

>>58356516
It's squeezing upward due to immigration that's also propping up the price of the dollar.

[Anonymous No.58356530]

>>58356516
sure, you'll get a 25% correction after another 60% pump.

[Anonymous No.58356535]

Sold my calls for a meager 8% profit. Better than losing money I suppose.

[Anonymous No.58356536]

>>58356490
ZION bros....
Regional banks are a good proxy for bad news
>inb4 ZION has left the chat, it's not included in the S&P 500 anymore

[Anonymous No.58356539]

>>58356512
Stopped at the title. Watching it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLpaApRkFsY

[Anonymous No.58356542]

>>58356536
ZION is one of the banks run by Whites ironically.

[Anonymous No.58356549]

>>58356504
>give greece 100 bucks in 2012
>get back 4 billion in 2032
fuck shitcoins, hellas stands for hella mony

[Anonymous No.58356558]

LAST FEW MINUTES TO BUY
MIGHT CRAB TOMORROW TOO
BUT DONT MISS OUT THE NEXT LEG UP

[Anonymous No.58356564]

>>58356558
Absolutely shameless market manipulation, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58356567]

>>58356549
I'd be almost 40 by then heh.

[Anonymous No.58356573]

>>58356564
yeah this one post really moved the needle
i am once again asking all schizos to self select out of living

[Anonymous No.58356575]

>>58356539
That's unfortunately half the episode. I was gonna link it until I realized that.
The show was on the internet archive for over a year then just poofed from existence. I hope you can find it anon it's pretty damn good :<

[Anonymous No.58356577]

>>58356230
"can someone shut down the fucking camera?"

[Anonymous No.58356585]

>>58356490
Yeah but thought it was russian cunny

[Anonymous No.58356592]

>>58356573
CISA is a criminal organization.

[Anonymous No.58356593]

>>58356567
Get outta my /smg/ you young whippersnapper

[Anonymous No.58356600]

>>58356170
0% rates in 2025 confirmed

[Anonymous No.58356603]

>>58356593
I don't pay rent and almost my whole six figure income goes into my brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.58356607]

Holy fuck these absolute monster buys at last minutes

[Anonymous No.58356608]

NYCB getting cheaper and cheaper. Me and that guy S Munchin are gonna get paid,
>I'm SO EXCITED!

[Anonymous No.58356617]

>>58356170
According to CME fedwatch, now 13% of traders expect the rate to be unchanged by December.
I remember seeing it at 1% or less just weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.58356628]

>VNQ dropped 4% today
this more than anything signals higher for longer interest rates to fight inflation

[Anonymous No.58356634]

>>58356362
>10 year note rate nearly 5%
>morgages go now for 7%
real estate market still somehow not-crashed which is interesting

Taylor Swift's 30million dollar east coast beach house's neighbor is selling, go crab yours smg

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/44-Bay-St-B208-Westerly-RI-02891/79906486_zpid/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZKYmWpYIts

[Anonymous No.58356633]

thinking of selling everything and just buy SPY/QQQ

[Anonymous No.58356637]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58356638]

>>58356432
It's gonna be fine
Spy is gonna be 520 eow

[Anonymous No.58356640]

>>58356617
It will be bellow 3% by November.

[Anonymous No.58356645]

>>58356633
gonna sell amd asap and try to find an opportunity to buy xom and then just put more into spy and nothing else

[Anonymous No.58356646]

What happened during power hour? I can't be bothered to check myself, can someone give me a qrd?

[Anonymous No.58356650]

>>58356637
+0.13%

[Anonymous No.58356657]

>>58356637
+.50% my lithium stocks and Nvidia protected me from the crash today

[Anonymous No.58356660]

>>58356637
amazing, i'm both winning and losing in such a way that I'm losing.
but me and steve M. we got a life together.

[Anonymous No.58356661]

>>58356637
-0.03%
all in all not too bad

[Anonymous No.58356663]

>>58356637

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58356666]

>>58356637
-0.92% on paper

In real money I closed some CCs I sold (SPY, INTC) so I can sell them back at a higher price when the market recovers. Also sold a SPY 0dte for $18 that ended up worthless. Shit's easy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.58356670]

Made $120 on these QQQ calls I stared at charts all day for. Gay crab market.

[Anonymous No.58356672]

>>58356608
You are being facetious, yes? NYCB is going to 0.

[Anonymous No.58356676]

>>58356637
+$1.91 (+0.17%)

[Anonymous No.58356675]

The US sovereign debt crisis is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.58356679]

>>58356637
-.59%
Coulda been worse

[Anonymous No.58356687]

>>58356608
Just don't sell too early like you did with RYCEY. You would be bajillionaire if you held it until today

[Anonymous No.58356718]

>>58356637
-0.12%. I thought we had the generational dip yesterday and I had no money left to buy today's dip. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.58356719]

>>58356637
+0.40

solid day

[Anonymous No.58356727]

>>58356637
-35% the place I work at updated our stock price. It's 99% down from where it was 6 months ago. I don't like being in the shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.58356726]

wtf is LOMA and why do I have calls for it?

[Anonymous No.58356733]

>>58356637
>What is your reaction to the report? Are (You) buying the dip?
So stocktwits is just big money harvesting data in a sea of fake bot posts. Just like /SMG/!

[Anonymous No.58356739]

>>58356637
My account flexed -1.7% to end at only -0.28%.

[Anonymous No.58356745]

>>58356727
>-35% the place I work at updated our stock price.
Do you mean they submitted their SEC filings? Companies don't update their own stock prices.

[Anonymous No.58356764]

>>58356637
Not as bad as originally expected
-0.78%
Could have been a lot worse

[Anonymous No.58356770]

>>58356672
>NYCB is going..
Yeah, well. That's just like, your opinion, man.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58356785]

>>58356726
>LOMA instead of LAAC
pathetic

[Anonymous No.58356789]

>>58356637
-.80% daytraded calls on open to save myself.

[Anonymous No.58356797]

>>58356687
or, like literally everything else I've ever bought.

[Anonymous No.58356815]

Welp time to go pick my mom and take her to Longhorn Steakhouse. I'm getting lamb chops. Then going to see Jesus Christ Superstar. Catch you anons on the flip side

[Anonymous No.58356833]

Down 0.98% but I got some cheapies today so I got that going for me.

[Anonymous No.58356836]

>>58356637
+0.45%
Feels fine

[Anonymous No.58356844]

The US government is insolvent.

[Anonymous No.58356855]

Fuck my call filled even though I thought it was too low at the time. How screwed am I?

[Anonymous No.58356857]

>>58356815
Have fun anon. Tell us tomorrow if they made Herod trans or pansexual or something.

[Anonymous No.58356860]

>chatgpt trying to shill v4 so hard it wont let you use 3.5 anymore
:(

[Anonymous No.58356861]

>>58356637
-0.02%
eh

[Anonymous No.58356869]

>>58356637
+0.32%
My NVDA bag actually saved me today

[Anonymous No.58356876]

imagine the memes on pol if the west fell

[Anonymous No.58356886]

>>58356844
Huh? It's impossible for US government to go bankrupt, haven't you heard?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1712780279630851.webm

[Anonymous No.58356923]

Crypto assholes seeking projects with big pump potentials, should fuck with BTC. Which makes it stand out from your granny`s pussy

[Anonymous No.58356926]

>>58356815
Have a good night anon, that play is blasphemous in every possible way.

[Anonymous No.58356931]

>>58356844
>TFW you're more solvent than the government

[Anonymous No.58356936]

>>58356886
A hero has arrived for NYC.

[Anonymous No.58356937]

>>58356670
People aren't talking about QQQ enough in these threads. It's like they don't want to make money or something... Weird. Or trying to hide it, which is silly.

[Anonymous No.58356956]

>>58356585
>17-year old

[Anonymous No.58356962]

>>58356637
I shorted Russhit 2000 before it dropped and covered after it dropped

[Anonymous No.58356971]

>american index funds have piss poor performance and you're taxed 30% on capital gains
this can't be real

[Anonymous No.58356976]

Okeefes thing just dropped. Just all about ESG and DEI stuff it seems. Atleast thats from the synopsis. Oh also Orange man bad and orange man supporters are "dumb."

[Anonymous No.58356995]

>>58356976
Big nothingburger as expected

[Anonymous No.58357009]

>>58356976

[Anonymous No.58357018]

>>58357009
Why would you post that? Whats wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.58357024]

Crypto assholes seeking projects with big pump potentials, should fuck with this project. it provides low-cost and scalable solution for many things which makes it stand out from your granny`s pussy

[Anonymous No.58357025]

>>58356585
What an ugly old gross Jew, didn't even have to look at early life section

[Anonymous No.58357036]

>>58356886
jfc did he really say that? I need to cash out soon.

[Anonymous No.58357042]

>>58356976
>>58356995
>>58357009
>>58357018
The video isn't out yet. Government shills are preemptively trying to convince people not to watch it.

[Anonymous No.58357046]

>>58357018

[Anonymous No.58357052]

>>58356745
409A eval.

[Anonymous No.58357056]

>>58356976
>it's just a random libtard saying he doesn't like Drumpf and how the Fed is focusing on climate change and other gay WEF garbage
amazing revelation, I don't care

>>58357042
https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1778157381907513802

[Anonymous No.58357057]

>>58356637
-1.3%
Absolutely obliterated. My stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.58357075]

>>58356937
>People aren't talking about QQQ enough in these threads
QQQ is awesome if you like donating money to shitty companies instead of just buying the winners

[Anonymous No.58357091]

niggaaaaa when will the rates cut shiet mayne I hate workin for my baby momma chile’ suppot and not enough for ma weed shiet

[Anonymous No.58357117]

>>58357056
man, i hoped to see powell. fucking nothingburger for market.

[Anonymous No.58357136]

The computers are broken again someone fix this

[Anonymous No.58357155]

>>58357075
little known secret, 70% of stocks lose to INDEX, and most go to bankrupt or close to 0 price eventually

Most of stock market such as s&p and nasdaq gains come from top5 stonks. Unless you managed to picked them 20 years ago, (ess than 1 percent change) and held to them (nobody in the world did except buffet so 0.00001% chance) you wont beat index in long run by picking stonks

picking stonks (trading high frequency can beat indexes but not really stock picking based on fundamentals etc)

[Anonymous No.58357179]

>>58357075
Speaking of winners, anyone else buying this apple dip. I think they are going to have a big AI hype announcement in June

[Anonymous No.58357187]

>>58356995
Fuck off, you son of a faggot

[Anonymous No.58357200]

>>58357155
>20 years ago
You could have bought the top five at pretty much anytime during the last 15 years and beat the index. And these companies aren't going away anytime soon either, since tech will lead AI

[Anonymous No.58357210]

>>58357179
>Speaking of winners, anyone else buying this apple dip. I think they are going to have a big AI hype announcement in June
Apple can still fall big time. One big article about their VR flop, their DOJ monopoly case, and their DEAD GAY CAR and I bet we could probably see it drop another 20%. Might buy in then if I was feeling cute :)

[Anonymous No.58357214]

>>58357075
>QQQ is awesome if you like donating money to shitty companies instead of just buying the winners
Post your 5 year annual return. We'll compare it to QQQ. Preferably with a 6 figure or higher account. You are at least in 6 figures right?

[Anonymous No.58357230]

>>58357210
>Apple can still fall big time.
Can.Only.Get.So.Hard.
Seriously, I fucking hate that corp more than other and have never understood their success producing nothing but CRAP.

[Anonymous No.58357231]

>>58357210
All of that is priced in, there is also a hug amount of OTM puts in the 150s. Institutions are shorting those puts. Analyst targets average at 200.

[Anonymous No.58357236]

>https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1778157381907513802
Oh fuck. The way he paused means that they know inflation is going to rebound. Also he admitted that the Federal Reserve abandoned their mandate because of the election.

[Anonymous No.58357240]

>>58357230
How many decades have you been seething and crying over Apple you emotional man-girl

[Anonymous No.58357250]

>>58357200
you are talking hindsight. you ahead, buy any of current top5 and try hold them next 15 years.

statistically odds are not on your side you would beat index by doing that, in fact top5 stocks rotate rather violently thru out stock market history

[Anonymous No.58357259]

Why is Apple even a top 5 stock?

they invented the iphone almost 20 years ago, and they have overpriced laptops.

Is that worth a trillion dollars?

[Anonymous No.58357275]

>>58357259
30% of every slopware subscription and app purchase from their gay little toy store (for now). That's a lot of cash, shame if something happened to it...

[Anonymous No.58357279]

>>58357236
delet this

[Anonymous No.58357280]

nvda sisters we keep winning

[Anonymous No.58357284]

>>58357250
That was during the before times, when large publicly traded companies were permitted to fail and USD was backed by something tangible

[Anonymous No.58357289]

Bought Intel, UPRO and V today. what do I add more of tomorrow? $10k

[Anonymous No.58357292]

>>58357155
Even Gold beat the stock market for the last 20 year
Dirty secret noone wants to acknowledge

[Anonymous No.58357295]

>>58357259
They a run a psyop that you can't get laid without blue text bubbles

[Anonymous No.58357306]

>>58357259
They have pretty good margins and cultist consumer base. The amount of money they are asking for extra RAM is criminal.

[Anonymous No.58357309]

>>58356971
>you're taxed 30% on capital gains
Says who? Short term gains are taxed as income, long term are at a lower rate

[Anonymous No.58357310]

>>58357250
Smug lain secs

[Anonymous No.58357314]

>>58357240
Every single Apple product is designed for morons and faggots.

[Anonymous No.58357347]

UBS on the brink of Switzerland's 'too big to fail' reckoning

>Since UBS rescued its stricken rival Credit Suisse a year ago, it has been waiting to hear how authorities will protect Switzerland from the risk of the country's only remaining big bank also imploding.
> The Swiss government is this month due to publish its recommendations for policing banks that are "too big to fail", which could saddle UBS with tougher business rules.
> At around $1.7 trillion, UBS's balance sheet is double the size of annual Swiss economic output, giving the bank an exceptional weight for a major economy.
> Should UBS unravel, there are no local rivals left to absorb it. And the cost of nationalisation could shatter public finances, experts say.
> The Swiss lower house of parliament in May 2023 backed a motion calling for systemically relevant banks to have a leverage ratio of 15% of assets, far more than in the European Union, the United States and Britain.
> The higher ratio would likely leave UBS needing to find well over $100 billion in additional equity, said Andreas Ita from consultancy Orbit36.
> "This can't be done within a reasonable period by withholding profits, and raising such sums via capital markets is hardly realistic," Ita said.
> "There is no plan B this time," he said. "The main policy will be hope – hope that UBS doesn't get into trouble. But hope is not a strategy."


Is this the new Lehman Brothers event?

[Anonymous No.58357351]

>>58357314
and women too

[Anonymous No.58357354]

>o'keefe catfished powell
what a horn dog.

[Anonymous No.58357367]

>>58357314
Yes and? There are more morons and faggot consumers then there are not

[Anonymous No.58357368]

>>58357240
I liked Apple 15 years ago.

[Anonymous No.58357369]

>>58357347
They deserve that for not siding with allias in their fight against anti-semites during WW2

[Anonymous No.58357374]

>Amazon, $AMZN, to stop paying developers to create apps for Alexa, per Bloomberg

Bearish for AMZN?

[Anonymous No.58357376]

>>58357347
Nothing Ever Happens

[Anonymous No.58357385]

>>58357347
My puts are ready.

[Anonymous No.58357392]

>>58357374
They have AI now. No need for jeet app store.

[Anonymous No.58357393]

>>58357309
Must be talking about this. Cause you know the average /SMG/ poster is making 190k+ a year on their investments... Right?

[Anonymous No.58357407]

>>58357374
Alexa is a fraction of % of their business. I think they will be fine.

[Anonymous No.58357432]

>>58357117
>>58357056
THIS. Who even cares? So what if he says the Fed hates conservatives. Man I'm getting sleepy.

[Anonymous No.58357434]

How many times have we dumped now because CPI was 0.1% too high?

[Anonymous No.58357445]

>>58357434
I lost the count. I'm just worried that we were not flooded by smug bobos today. I hope they didn't go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.58357458]

Btw, reminder that USD gained 1% in value vs other currencies today.

[Anonymous No.58357459]

>>58357393
So is that 37% on 50%, or 37% total? If Florida is tax free that’s a big difference.

[Anonymous No.58357470]

>>58357432
Powell is a Republican, the Fed doesn't hate conservatives.

[Anonymous No.58357475]

>>58357407
I wonder if Alexa will meet Twitch on the chopping block soon? Sounds like AMZN is gonna be cleaning house a LOT later this year.

[Anonymous No.58357480]

>>58357250
>>58357310
I don’t remember her ever smiling?

[Anonymous No.58357483]

>>58357459
Do you not understand how a progressive tax system works???

[Anonymous No.58357495]

Yikes
>after our last date...
poor guy REAAALLY wanted in there.
Don't commit fornication kiddies, or you leave yourself open to all kinds of humiliation, not to mention it plan ruins your psyche.
LVMH for the honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.58357501]

>>58357470
McCain was a "Republican" too.

[Anonymous No.58357505]

>>58357470
Im getting tired of the D vs R gaslighting. There are people who are corrupt and people who less corrupt. Biden and Obama and Bush and Cheney and Bolton and McCain are all on the same team, which is against us. Research/vote accordingly.

[Anonymous No.58357512]

>>58357483
I’m asking if that % is on the total amount or just half? I assume half but confirming. My 24% is on total. Hence the discrepancy.
Still a big difference but I figure states account for that.

[Anonymous No.58357513]

>>58357495
What are you schizoing over???

[Anonymous No.58357523]

>>58355850
you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58357525]

>>58357505
>vote
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58357528]

>>58357480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k
Did you know, that thanks to chan Christmas (you), Mariah Carey's song is THE MOST PLAYED SONG on Christmas?
JBLU, it's not too early to book for the holidays.

[Anonymous No.58357530]

>>58357513
The gay fed employee.

[Anonymous No.58357555]

>>58357528
Dandelion tea?

[Anonymous No.58357559]

>>58357512
No, the first $11,600 is taxed at 10%, then $11,600 to $47,150 is taxed at 12%, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.58357561]

>>58357347
>>58357369
>>58357385
Reminder that Switzerland has a AAA credit rating from all four global credit agencies

[Anonymous No.58357568]

>>58357501
>>58357505
FIRST
TROON
PRESIDENT
INCOMING
he will never be a woman

I don't give any fucks about any of those people or anything they do other than how it ties into whatever NATGAS AND OIL are doing at any given time.

[Anonymous No.58357577]

is LUNR ever gonna shit or get of the pot?

[Anonymous No.58357579]

>>58357573
>>58357573
>>58357573

[Anonymous No.58357585]

>>58357530
>Readers added context
>The fed employee catfished by o'keefe was infact not gay and was catfished by a lady with a dick.


>Do you find this helpful?

[Anonymous No.58357588]

>>58357470
So true! I kind of remember a video where the man who wrote Powell's speeches said Powell hates Trump and thinks conservatives are dumb, but I can't remember anymore. I am so tired now I have to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.58357595]

>>58357530
>>58357354
>>58357236
Gays are fucking incompetent and evil. Theres a reason nobody likes them.
Another gay FBI/CIA retard also exposed himself recently
https://twitter.com/SoundInvestig/status/1777697750764658927

[Anonymous No.58357603]

>>58357559
So your billionaire pays 37% tax, just federally? That can’t be right, that’s massive to me. In Canada it’s 24%, including provincial tax. Are you sure the first bracket isn’t 5% on 11600, and the billionaire 18.5% on a billion? 18.5% no state tax is way closer to 24% than 37% pre state tax.

[Anonymous No.58357638]

>>58357603
>your capital gain is generally determined by how long you hold an asset before you sell it.
WTF America?

[Anonymous No.58357639]

>>58357588
>Trump is conservatism personified
>his supporters are all of the conservatives
>all conservatives are his supporters
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH
NATGAS AND OIL
A
T
G
A
S

A
N
D

ONLY SHIT SHOULD BE IN ASSES
I
LET GO OF UR GAYNESS

[Anonymous No.58357661]

>>58357483
Yes, it just a coveted way of stealing even more money

[Anonymous No.58357783]

>>58357661
This is a zero sum earth. Your options are taking the protection under a tax, perhaps especially a progressive tax, or getting killed because you tried to run full royalty. Not as a threat, but as the history of the world.
And as a threat. Because this isn't your world alone.

[Anonymous No.58357835]

>>58357783
Sound like a Cosa Nostra thing

[Anonymous No.58358516]

>>58357835
I don't have to like that I hold the same sword over me. It's simply fact. Humans sleep and shit. You are more predictable than you would like to be.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58358698]

>>58357603
Billionaires never sell stock and live on loans so as to not pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.58358872]

>>58357407
huh I thought AWS was their biggest source of revenue