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Damage Report

>> No.58351917

>>58351889
Sir impact received on low interest thrusters!
We are slurping the damage!

>> No.58351932
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>>58351889
Captain, sensors indicate the "i am a femboy how do i profit" blue-haired anime girl pictures are back on /biz/.

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>>58351932
Here Captain, I'll put it on-screen for you.

>> No.58351997
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>>58351959
>Here Captain, I'll put it on-screen for you.
zoom in

>> No.58352017

>>58351932
>>58351959
Data, notify Mr Jannie to conduct a deck by deck level 3 security sweep for this femboy

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>>58351997
Captain, a zoomed in scan has detected a nigger frog.

>> No.58352357

>>58351889
my doge is holding up well while the corn is shitting itself captain, no serious damage yet

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>>58352053
zoomed in even closer

>> No.58352516
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>>58351889
Sir, we detect Gravity Labs is still a long way until release. BTC dumps are hitting our shill generators, they are operating at 60% power but they won't hold for long. The LINK bay is almost destroyed and our only option is to engage the baglet drones. Do we attack or tether into hyperspace and wait for more favorable conditions?

>> No.58352738
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>>58352516
Liquidate our remaining supplies of XRP, AVAX and SOL. We need as much time and capital as we can get to fight the market with before the BTC halves again. Load photon torpedos, deploy the baglet drones and prepare to slurp the Cling-ons.

>> No.58353100

Shaka! When the shitcoins fell

>> No.58353398

>>58353100
Finney and Back, with Satoshi, together
Their arm strong

>> No.58354963 [DELETED] 

>>58352438
Ferengi vessel in range!
Turning on the main viewscreen
Oy vey captain, what is federation ship doing in the (((neutral zone)))?

>> No.58355015
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>>58352738
>Liquidate our remaining supplies of XRP, AVAX and SOL
I'm giving her all we've got captain!
Passing long ratio 9!
9.5
9.8
9.75 captain!
the whale is still pursuing us!
pushing into ration 9.83!

>> No.58356609
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58356609

cap'n,
minimal damage, negligible at best.
but sol supplies are on the bring
I advise sell all or hodl until 1intro gets here
may god help us all.

>> No.58356782

>>58356609
shittiest try ever
can´t feed your village doing like that faggot

>> No.58356787
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58356787

>>58351889
Current Status: Slurping
Nothing over the ordinary, ser!

>> No.58356800

>>58352438
its so fucking over

>> No.58356806

>>58356609
>shilling a dex
how low have you fallen in life bruh

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>>58351889
The enemy coin has been destroyed

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>>58356822

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>>58357184
Computer, locate Doctor Crusher. On screen.