/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.58346743]

cowboy edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>58343825

[Anonymous No.58346757]

[Anonymous No.58346770]

[Anonymous No.58346777]

Post ur face when CPI is better than expected tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58346783]

>>58346777
checked

[Anonymous No.58346784]

this is so obviously the top therefore people think it isn't the top so that must mean it has to be the top but that is exactly what they want you to think so it can't be the top

[Anonymous No.58346785]

>>58346777

[Anonymous No.58346788]

The knowledge that one day I will have to liquidate my portfolio actually fills me with dread. Its like pulling life support on your only child, nobody should have to experience it.

All my positions eradicated, decades of hoarding shares, the ups and downs. I wont be able to do it.

[Anonymous No.58346803]

>>58346777
Define "better'

[Anonymous No.58346808]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58346810]

>>58346743
WTF I've been a cowboy this whole time?

[Anonymous No.58346815]

Bezos bought a $90 million mansion, how fucked are normies?

[Anonymous No.58346829]

>>58346810
you haven't been tootin enough

[Anonymous No.58346853]

>>58346743
>cowboy edition
>futures

[Anonymous No.58346854]

>i know my constitutional rights
>when there is a sign "don't walk here" I won't

[Anonymous No.58346861]

i went balls deep in nvidia at 840. if i get heemed, i deserve it and have only myself to blame.

[Anonymous No.58346870]

Why aren't call options in my portfolio valued at the "last" price? For example, last price was $0.75 and I paid $0.60. I should be up 25%, but fidelity says the value of my contracts are 10% less than my basis. What gives.

[Anonymous No.58346879]

amazon almost back at ATH. You guys did buy right? They cant be stopped.

[Anonymous No.58346904]

https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/09/aws_resource_restrictions/?td=rt-3a
>amazon cant find enough energy for AWS anymore

yep, FAGMAN has topped. Scared tech baggies? I hope you dumped your index funds too boglebitches. PMG schizos won.

[Anonymous No.58346910]

>>58346815
>Bezos bought a $90 million mansion, how fucked are normies?
that's a loaner mansion, until his $127 million is ready to move in to

[Anonymous No.58346912]

>>58346870
probably because fidelity looks at the current bid/ask and determines what you're likely to get if you sell. the last trade price may be (it is) irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.58346927]

what's /smg/'s favourite macro swill?
for me it's Hamm's, from the land of sky blue waters

[Anonymous No.58346955]

thoughts on leveraged etfs like SSO or TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.58346959]

>>58346879
nice walkable city you have there

[Anonymous No.58346964]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58346981]

>These futures
How is this even possible? I am in debt for life. This is not fair

[Anonymous No.58346985]

>>58346955
People will DCA into QQQ or SPY for 40 years and never once think they could be 3x'ing their payout.

[Anonymous No.58346989]

>>58346927

[Anonymous No.58346990]

>>58346955

[Anonymous No.58346991]

>>58346964
Wtf I LOVE guns now

[Anonymous No.58347019]

>>58346985
Be me, time to retire, woopa my fucking leveraged etf is down 50% because I happened to retire on a crash. Fun

[Anonymous No.58347029]

>>58346927

[Anonymous No.58347031]

>>58346927
Michelob Ultra because I don't want to be a ham chad like John Rocker. Coors Banquet if I'm not counting calories.

[Anonymous No.58347030]

I dont know why you guys dont trade forex, its super comfy

[Anonymous No.58347037]

>>58347019
time to buy more?

[Anonymous No.58347059]

>Well John Rocker is the champ and I guess that makes me the prodigy!

[Anonymous No.58347069]

>>58346788
Then don't.
You can will it to someone else.
>>58347019
>my fucking leveraged etf
lol. But really tho >>58347037
. Your retirment on a leveraged ETF? Work another 12 months, keep buying.
Either shit hits the fan and none of your money is worth shit and you'll appreciate the contacts at work, or you'll be filthy.
>or more likely you'll be fucked, those leverage niggers are damn sus, imo.

>>58347059
I sure am glad we have Rocker.I'm hoping he's dumping all his extra from teh job into NYCB and long date options, and gets to retire when it doubles.
Everyone deserves something to go well.
Even the bussy hunter.

[Anonymous No.58347071]

Apparently inflation is coming in red hot tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58347073]

>>58347030
I rather jerk off for four hours straight, knowing my passive index dcaing is 99% beating your aderall ridled spastic gambling.

[Anonymous No.58347093]

>>58346927
Warstiener because its the same price as domestic but tastes good

[Anonymous No.58347098]

>>58346964
I would kill most of the "Americans" in the federal government with a knife if I thought I could get away with it.

[Anonymous No.58347111]

>>58346955
2x is good, 3x should only be traded, not held. look at SSO vs UPRO for example. the 2x hit new ath while 3x is lagging, follow the 200d sma strategy or just keep holding and buying if you're in for the long term

[Anonymous No.58347126]

>>58346904
they will simply upgrade their hardware and cooling/power solutions for the cabinets

[Anonymous No.58347134]

>>58347111
Is it a good zime to start buying SSO now?

[Anonymous No.58347142]

>>58347134
*time

[Anonymous No.58347151]

I don't drink.im fat enough with my sugar addiction.

[Anonymous No.58347158]

>>58347126
Am I the only one who thinks it's wild to have a 1HP PSU in just my retard desktop machine? Then you got Intel with enough TDP to cook on. Where are all the climate hippies with this inefficiency?

[Anonymous No.58347164]

hypothetically if you make 78,000 a year, how much is that per paycheck gross wise? about $3000?

[Anonymous No.58347167]

>>58347126
>raises hash and steals your cloud power
heh sorry kid. FAGMAN is going to need to pay up and sell some stock to keep the lights on.

[Anonymous No.58347175]

NVDA RSI is back below 50 on the 1yr chart lmao. The people shorting it are going to be so mad when it whipsaws back up to 1000.

>>58347111
>the 2x hit new ath while 3x is lagging
As soon as things stop crabbing around the 3x will once again outperform the 2x

[Anonymous No.58347210]

>>58347134
Always a good time.

[Anonymous No.58347219]

>>58347134
if you're investing for the long term (20+ years) it's always a good time, that being said can you stomach a 50%+ drawdown and continue to DCA? it's easy to say yes but harder to actually do it and not sell or stick to a strategy. right now the 200D sma on SPY is 463 so as long as we're above it I'd say yes, if we cross below the strategy would be to sell leveraged funds and buy back after it crosses again

[Anonymous No.58347293]

>>58347134
Buy SGOV, SWVXX, etc. Wait for SPY, QQQ, or SOXX to cross under the 200 MA. Buy the 3x when the underlying crosses back above. The higher the beta of the underlying, the higher potential profits (and volatility). SOXX being the most volatile.

[Anonymous No.58347319]

>>58347073
Here's the thing, it only takes me 20 minutes to adjust my positions every day, then I can do whatever else I want to. You're mistaking me for someone who trades intraday.
t. have 3h 40m to jerk off

[Anonymous No.58347382]

Hey where's that one "nothing has changed" NVDA shill? I am up big shorting your overpriced meme stock you dumb little faggot. Remember kids: DON'T MARRY YOUR BAGS LMFAO.

[Anonymous No.58347396]

do i double down /smg/ros?

[Anonymous No.58347403]

NVDA benchods are the worst. Where's that faggot who was claiming it was a paradigm shift because of their datacenters? lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.58347405]

>>58346777
higher is better, right?

[Anonymous No.58347426]

>>58347111
>look at SSO vs UPRO

[Anonymous No.58347472]

>>58347426
U botted in 2006 and held?! Damn U must be a multi millionare!

[Anonymous No.58347475]

>>58347134
>predict the future for me
shut up retard

[Anonymous No.58347480]

>>58347475
>>58347134
>predict the future for me
Where is the tarot anon

[Anonymous No.58347494]

>>58347472
maybe do a bit more thinking before replying to me

[Anonymous No.58347499]

>>58346743
‘Allo? If thee, ‘ow you say, crabinge, could stoop, ‘at wood bee varry nice. Tres bien, monsieur!

[Anonymous No.58347538]

>>58347494
I did think, mainly "oh no he's posting the same useless chart again". You aren't buying back then you're buying NOW. No one likes posting the chart where you bought at a worse point in time, only the one where you were a genius and got a 5000 bagger.

[Anonymous No.58347546]

>>58347426
maybe 3x will continue to outperform but I like the comfiness of 2x, 3x has much bigger swings that I'd like to avoid if for nothing else my own peace of mind. also see
>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

[Anonymous No.58347558]

>>58347538
I literally just picked the longest time frame available. Show me a timeframe >10y where UPRO has not beat the fuck out of SSO. If the US does well during the next years you will beat decay by a very wide wargin.

t. has 10k in TQQQ that I won't touch

[Anonymous No.58347589]

>>58347382
Lol you're dumb as fuck since you're shorting because "it's too high" instead of something fundamentally negative. Lick my taint retard, can't wait for your shorts to get rekt.

[Anonymous No.58347608]

Nothing seems like a good buy right now, but nothing seems like a good sell either.

[Anonymous No.58347629]

>>58347382
>he thinks it isn't going to pump into earnings
>he thinks NVDA isn't going to beat bigly and pump more after earnings
>he thinks a company that has insane margins and revenue only limited by its inability to make even more of its product with unprecedented demand is a meme
lol
lmao even
hope you took your profits during this weak hand shake out. the last time NVDA traded like this was in the $400s and we know what happened after that.

[Anonymous No.58347683]

>>58347629
It's hopeless, the never-NVDA/never-AI faggots have fully convinced themselves that one of the most significant technological advancements in our lifetime is worthless not even 2 years after becoming public

[Anonymous No.58347727]

[Anonymous No.58347732]

>>58347608
theta chads will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.58347742]

>>58347589
>>58347608
>>58347683
it already 5x'd you greedy pigs
the gravy train is over
next earnings will be good AND anyway NVDA will tank, cap this post, I capped yours

[Anonymous No.58347753]

>futures
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES OF THE POISON CREOSOTE
SHE TWINES HER SPINES UP SLOWLY

https://youtu.be/Xyu_MdKBXic

[Anonymous No.58347770]

>>58347742
>It's too high!!!
>Because it just is okay!!!!!!
lol

[Anonymous No.58347790]

Would you invest in dbrand?

[Anonymous No.58347793]

>>58347770
*yawn* enjoy your bags, I've made my money already

[Anonymous No.58347802]

>>58347790
love me some companies that hate their customers

[Anonymous No.58347808]

>>58347790

[Anonymous No.58347825]

>>58347793
Cool I'm still up 110% over the last year so fuck off, luddite

[Anonymous No.58347920]

>>58347825
>Cool I'm still up 110% over the last year so fuck off, luddite
Based. im like 105% as of this last weekend when i checked. probably down now but feeling quite good about it.

[Anonymous No.58347921]

>>58346777
>>58347175
>>58347589
>>58347683
>>58347770
>>58347825
This absolute retard is a massive top signal. Just bought NVDA puts. We're crashing tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58347932]

>>58346904
I dumped it today. Bought after Bezos left at like 100 a share and sold today while Amazon was at an all time high since the pandemic at 180 a share. Feels good. Would wager it drops hard this month.

[Anonymous No.58347947]

>>58347921
please don't. i was waiting for a pullback on it and just went all in today. either i am a complete retard or it was a good move. scared.

[Anonymous No.58347948]

>>58347921
Bobo schizos are a bottom signal, buying calls tommorow because we're short squeezing

[Anonymous No.58347963]

alright bros, i think the jews cured osteoporosis

[Anonymous No.58347998]

I'm going to lose everything tomorrow and that's okay

[Anonymous No.58348012]

>>58347998
based "it's just money" anon

[Anonymous No.58348021]

>>58347921
Lmao I was completely right the entire time, go line the posts up with the market. Thanks for screenshotting all my posts you absolute schizoid.

[Anonymous No.58348070]

>>58347948
>>58348021
>coordinated shill raids doing market damage control
Nice. We're definitely crashing tomorrow. This was the top signal I was waiting for. I've been waiting in cash for several months now to take out a large position against the market.

[Anonymous No.58348075]

>Nice. We're definitely crashing tomorrow. This was the top signal I was waiting for. I've been waiting in cash for several months now to take out a large position against the market.

[Anonymous No.58348106]

>>58347405
smaller is better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DIaC3GWzRE
I own LMT and RGR.

[Anonymous No.58348114]

>>58348075
My dude, different post IDs finishing each other's sentences and literally begging other posters to buy into the market while posting images with weird non-4chan filenames are obviously not organic.

[Anonymous No.58348130]

>>>58348075
>My dude, different post IDs finishing each other's sentences and literally begging other posters to buy into the market while posting images with weird non-4chan filenames are obviously not organic.

[Anonymous No.58348134]

>>58348114
no images on 4chans started as images on 4chans. everything is uploaded here.

[Anonymous No.58348138]

more normies investing in nvidia

take a peek at this

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/heres-why-you-should-invest-in-entera-bio-entx-stock-now

[Anonymous No.58348152]

>>58348134
Different post IDs finishing each other's sentences and using the same out of place buzzwords means that they coordinating with each other on Discord or its glownigger equivalent.

[Anonymous No.58348153]

/smg/ is more shill central than ever, GTFO my board benchods

[Anonymous No.58348161]

>>58348152
*that they're

[Anonymous No.58348165]

Gentlemen, please.

[Anonymous No.58348171]

>>58348152
dangerously based truth seeker anon

[Anonymous No.58348190]

>>58347932
>Would wager it drops hard this month.
not a chance. going to $200 now.

[Anonymous No.58348200]

>>58348171
>>58348152
>>58348134
Or with a phone and a PC it's trivial

[Anonymous No.58348201]

>>58348171
>>58348152
>>58348134
to finish your own sentences and samefag

[Anonymous No.58348212]

>>58348201
>>58348200
I would also like to point out that this isn't breaking any rules. It's not using a proxy or VPN. It's literally using two different devices on two different networks, as opposed to spoofing.

[Anonymous No.58348244]

>>58348200
Regardless of whether it's two buttbuddies at the FBI, or a single faggot with multiple devices, it means someone is trying to preemptively manipulate retail sentiment before a bad CPI print tomorrow. That one poster only shows up in /smg/ to do damage control when the market shits the bed. Check the archives.

>>58348201
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.58348279]

>>58348190
my buy back price is 140. take it or leave it

[Anonymous No.58348300]

>he didn't buy playboy

NGMI

https://people.com/claudia-conway-explains-becoming-playboy-bunny-reclaiming-womanhood-7503422

[Anonymous No.58348308]

>>58348244
I also dislike that they've removed the unique poster ID counter from the bottom right and fucked up the display on mobile in general

[Anonymous No.58348328]

A Baggie Banger

https://suno.com/song/ad5c2b42-b6e4-4205-9975-b2c21f0b34e7

[Anonymous No.58348345]

>>58348070
>shills
>plural
It's just the putsRnotdawae faggot, the typing style is identical. He just samefags as a bunch of different avatarfags, he's also the Jeff Bezos avatarfag.

[Anonymous No.58348351]

Holy shit, today was Tuesday
I've lost track of the days

[Anonymous No.58348358]

Lol so Joe Biden is running the strongest economy of recent memory and some schizo thinks FBI agents are coming here to get people to buy.
Also death to palestine

[Anonymous No.58348364]

>>58348351
Probably the eclipse, the fact that tidal gravity is pretty much unitary to the sun for a day, and then every thing gets night-time too. Just fucks with the circadian.

[Anonymous No.58348368]

>>58348328
pure talent

[Anonymous No.58348378]

>>58348364
I didn't see the eclipse
I've just been unemployed or six months so everything is blurring together

[Anonymous No.58348382]

>>58348358
>Joe Biden is ruining the strongest economy of recent memory
ftfy. anon, the people of the US have been working their asses of to keep shit moving, team Biden (be real, poopy mc drool ain't making choices) has had to be slapped down repeatedly for their idiot tendencies, and the DNC is the singular reason the inflation of handouts continued for literally 2 years longer than needed.

[Anonymous No.58348384]

>>58348345
>>58348358
Reminder that NAFO is thinly veiled government shilling.

[Anonymous No.58348388]

>>58348384
>we the people
>omg you're the government!
lol

[Anonymous No.58348424]

>>58348244
Does retail investor sentiment even matter? They are late to every pump, late to every dump, their DD is usually wrong, and they mostly seem to just lose money. Their holdings are small and their volume is smaller, they aren’t cohesive e.g. one sells and buys the exact same security, so it’s not like they have any influence on the market, right?

[Anonymous No.58348436]

>>58348114
we should put the mentally ill (you) in furnaces like in that cool hitler show on amazon and make it snow retard ash

[Anonymous No.58348465]

>>58348424
>OY VEY, the goyim know, SHUT IT DOWN!!

[Anonymous No.58348480]

>>58348424
>>58348436
OY VEY, the goyim know, SHUT IT DOWN!!

[Anonymous No.58348547]

>>58347770
It has a P/E ratio of 72:1 and has a dividend yield of 0.02% as a result.

[Anonymous No.58348571]

>>58348465
>>58348480
>OY VEY, the goyim know, SHUT IT DOWN!!
Thank you Mr.Shilling, anything else to add?

[Anonymous No.58348588]

9618.HK, JingDong ChingChong: +5.2%

[Anonymous No.58348598]

>>58348378
Based

[Anonymous No.58348600]

>>58348424
>They are late to every pump
They're just in time to provide exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.58348609]

>>58348300
>PLBY
>RICK
>BF.B
What are some other sleazecore stocks?

[Anonymous No.58348627]

>>58348609
Cummins Inc on the FRA.

[Anonymous No.58348672]

>>58348600
Ah

[Anonymous No.58348674]

>>58346777
I am positioned for both direction. BUT I am NOT positioned for fucking side ways market that's been happening for the last month, it's goddamn annoying.

[Anonymous No.58348695]

Anyone here investing into gold or copper stocks? I am currently pretty heavily invested in a few of them and I'm up +100% on both. I am leaning towards holding gold but maybe start selling copper.
Then again, if inflation comes in cool tomorrow and the DXY takes a hit, copper and gold are gonna keep mooning. Hell, even the ISM services index took a hit (which really pushed down DXY and set off metals).
Fugg this is hard. Selling really is hard. Buying is easy. You just buy. But to know when to sell?
Some stocks for example you never sell... like Broadcom or MSFT. But commodities are a bit different (except for gold which you just hold forever)

Also, what are your predictions bro? Fuel prices and shelter ticking up but the weather has been pretty mild. I think inflation might miss the mark and jump up 0.4-0.5% m/m. But you never know how they manipulate it down. But combined with the "insane" job growth, inflation will definitely be more sticky than predicted

[Anonymous No.58348701]

>>58346777
Checked those trips of truth. If it's does come in soft landing I'll dip heavily into this jar

[Anonymous No.58348743]

Is CPI tomorrow?
>cunny pounding indulgence

[Anonymous No.58348750]

>>58348743
>he didn't buy calls
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58348811]

>oil up
>gas prices up
>container shipping prices up
>cocoa up
>gold up
>silver up
>copper up
>coffee up
>cpi soon

[Anonymous No.58348834]

Lolis are the one ray of light in this dark, cruel world.

[Anonymous No.58348835]

>>58348695
> up 100% on gold & copper stocks
I doubt this. I also doubt the guy who said he 'just bought puts' when there are no options markets open right now.
Why do people post such obvious bullshit on a site where people who know better will surely be reading it?

[Anonymous No.58348861]

>>58348811
cpi down because clown world! heh heh!

[Anonymous No.58348869]

This time for real

[Anonymous No.58348880]

>>58348869
why does he look so disinterested

[Anonymous No.58348887]

i am so fucking stupid it's unreal bros

[Anonymous No.58348908]

>>58348887
me too, but if you embrace your stupidity and not fight it, you can actually make a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.58348911]

>>58348887
based

[Anonymous No.58348934]

>>58348887
I was given way too much too early in life. You could have a 48k tax deduction.

[Anonymous No.58348942]

BAT:
PE Ratio of 6.2
Dividend Yield of 10%
1 and a half billion stock buyback by end of 2025
1 Year performance down 20%
>EPS was crushed last quarter because of a bad write down but as a result next quarter should be a massive increase.

[Anonymous No.58348953]

You understand that move at the end of the market yesterday was pretty bad? This was a retarded 0dte play, which happened 3 times in the last 2 weeks. April 2nd, April 3th and yesterday. All movements pretty much starting 15:20 EST.

[Anonymous No.58348964]

>>58348834
Yeah

[Anonymous No.58348976]

>>58348942
I can't find BAT. Whats the name of the company.

[Anonymous No.58348982]

>>58348834
little girls are the greatest proof of God's love for us

[Anonymous No.58348983]

>>58348976
British American Tobacco.
BAT is the ticker on LSE.
BTI is the ticket on NYSE.

A really interesting stock... Realistically i think if the bank rate drops boomers will jump on high dividend stocks and tobacco is always safe. Interested on hearing all of your opinions on it really.

[Anonymous No.58348987]

Hold onto your assholes.
Gold and mining stocks are going to blow the doors off this week.

[Anonymous No.58348988]

Things are looking good for november lads

[Anonymous No.58349010]

>>58348983
I was looking at it but I didn't see it going anywhere so I bought MO for the time being.

[Anonymous No.58349015]

Food and fuel prices (Not tracked by core CPI) went up 40% in 2022, as bad or worse than the stagflation of the 1970s and the early 1980s.

[Anonymous No.58349028]

>>58349015
does this mean it also went down from 40% to -20%?

[Anonymous No.58349031]

>>58348987
Based on what? High CPIs have been bad for PMs last 3 years as normies think rates will go higher

[Anonymous No.58349036]

>>58349010
Yeah MO might be better, higher market cap, better year performance means it's a much safer stock too. I think Tobacco has lots of room to growth, I'll buy BTI for it's next earnings in July fingers crossed after that write down it goes up a bit.

[Anonymous No.58349040]

>>58349028
Don't respond to my posts. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.58349077]

>>58349015
You guys and your racial slurs are why we have all this insult inflation

[Anonymous No.58349113]

>>58349036
Retarded zoomers think vaping healthier than smoking, but all the flavorants are unregulated and some have contaminants that react poorly to heat
Anyways, MO is good for their vapes imo (Juul).

>>58349015
You really should long oil if you havent. We had a super shemitah last year, and basically a repeat of the arab-israel conflict. Expect fuel embargoes within a year and massive inflation and interest rate hikes

[Anonymous No.58349122]

>>58349040
i dont think your charts are compelling anon, i think you secretly realize this. have a great day lil nigga

[Anonymous No.58349131]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58349150]

>>58348869
>>58348880
he looks like a half life 2 npc lmao

[Anonymous No.58349177]

>you bought calls, right, anon?

yet another corporate banger

https://suno.com/song/4369bede-cc0d-45e5-b8b8-67385d6f1ca3/

[Anonymous No.58349193]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58349196]

Been busy lately, haven't been here much. Just wanted to pop in and remind you all that I could heem each and every person in this thread without breaking a sweat.

[Anonymous No.58349208]

[Anonymous No.58349216]

>when ur sister finds out you trade NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58349217]

Been busy lately, haven't been here much. Just wanted to pop in and remind you all that I could heem each and every person in this thread without breaking a sweat.

[Anonymous No.58349220]

>>58349196
That's not fair, you're just generally sweaty.

[Anonymous No.58349224]

Oil and gold

[Anonymous No.58349296]

>>58347158
>will still run after cooking you a piece of meat
i dunno... intcels kinda got everyone's meat beat here

[Anonymous No.58349304]

>The typical American household would need to spend $445 more a month to purchase the same goods and services as a year ago, a report from Moody's found

Inflation must be a LOT fucking higher than the Fed is letting on, that's insane.

[Anonymous No.58349322]

This is some actual mememarket crazyness

[Anonymous No.58349329]

another corporate brap-errr banger brought to you by female natural gas

https://suno.com/song/9bf7fe19-a1ea-4380-b11b-851b963f52e4

https://suno.com/song/622f3316-1975-430b-864a-d5fa8724a081

[Anonymous No.58349331]

Best thing is carcompanies pumping because china is buying more cars again, but I haven't seen a breakdown of what cars are being bought, if chinese or what.

[Anonymous No.58349338]

>>58349217
>Learn to greentext

[Anonymous No.58349341]

>>58349196
I think about this every time I come here. Exactly what being a women in a nigger park at night feels like. But I need my fix.

[Anonymous No.58349357]

>>58349217
>Learn to greentext

[Anonymous No.58349361]

I guess the market will say.
>CPI sucks?
>Nevermind, it's april, we still have 2 months
Should have known EU would recover and not be flat into CPI, but pump like 90% of the time

[Anonymous No.58349375]

does yoy inflation being compound mean it's actually the second derivative of price not the first? if it was 8% yoy a year ago and it's 4% yoy now does that mean prices are actually going up faster, but the amount faster they go up is less?

[Anonymous No.58349384]

>>58349375
/smg/ math moment

[Anonymous No.58349386]

we're so back
it's happening
heavyweights
survival of the fittest
charles darwin
albert einstein
mike tyson

[Anonymous No.58349403]

>you did learn to greentext, right, anon?

https://suno.com/song/7ce54e6b-61b1-4390-b556-534cbd44bb2a

[Anonymous No.58349407]

>>58349375
It went up 8% and then from there another 4%. Yeah, the rate is lower, but after going up 8% makes it easier to go up less later. Which is why all the CPI numbers are bullshit. MOM inflation is clearly WAY too high with +0,6-0,8%. It should be negative, but
>deflation le bad

[Anonymous No.58349421]

Bros... why do the markets keep rising... I don't like this at all...

[Anonymous No.58349436]

>>58349421
Retardation. Doombull

[Anonymous No.58349440]

>>58349421
Shorted EU on US close but this son of a whore pumps a day later, always retarded. Literally.

[Anonymous No.58349442]

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

[Anonymous No.58349453]

>he bought? dump it

https://suno.com/song/8510abdd-9e2e-4d55-81e1-e868687ec71c

[Anonymous No.58349522]

new ath today let's go

[Anonymous No.58349532]

The core PUMP indicator will send SPY to 550

[Anonymous No.58349537]

>
>Reuters
>@Reuters
>ByteDance full-year profit jumps 60%, Bloomberg News says

>SELL TO US OR ELSE WE BAN YOU
there is the reason

[Anonymous No.58349542]

hope it pumps tomorrow inesplicably

[Anonymous No.58349548]

cpi number goes up tomorrow
money line goes up tomorrow
nvda bull flag confirmed tomorrow (we go up)
>he didn't buy plby
>he didn't buy tup
>he didn't short spy
>he didn't long aapl

seriously ngmi

(my latest corporate banger - from arabia)
https://suno.com/song/e2c198a3-caab-45ca-9c36-8274f65ea890

[Anonymous No.58349550]

Any advice for a beginner invester? Any online tools you recommend for practice? I want to be a stonks bro

[Anonymous No.58349581]

>>58349550
Try the smg discord

[Anonymous No.58349585]

>>58349550
buy every dip

https://suno.com/song/20a2d313-e4d2-4b23-b373-b780300e9cc0

[Anonymous No.58349593]

If Snapchat is $11-18 Reddit is worth $5. Shorting it is guaranteed money printer go burr

[Anonymous No.58349605]

>>58349550
Watch Boiler Room, The Big Short, Margin Call, Wall Street, The Wolf of Wall Street, Too big To Fail and Insider. Then put your money into SPY and hold until retirement.

[Anonymous No.58349624]

>>58349550
And don't die til then. Would be a shame if all your money was growing (maybe) and you didn't use any of it cause you suddenly die.

[Anonymous No.58349633]

When is gold gonna dip

[Anonymous No.58349638]

>>58349196
Nah id win

[Anonymous No.58349643]

>>58349633
PUT YO HAND UP ON MY HIP WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP

[Anonymous No.58349647]

>>58349196
6'7" 285lbs and I have over 300 confirmed shares of WWE. You're fucking dead kiddo.

[Anonymous No.58349668]

>>58349550
Keep shoveling money into your portfolio until daily swings are similar to your weekly salary, then you get the fourth eye in terms of financial perception.

[Anonymous No.58349750]

lmao at retards who sold the dip yesterday

[Anonymous No.58349755]

new corporate banger
new lil bit o chicken fried
i have to say
this is my greatest piece yet

https://suno.com/song/e5e26558-f8ee-4bfd-8c33-4df20be84fc2

[Anonymous No.58349770]

>>58349550
max out retirement accounts and just have them in big cap funds
Keep a few months of cash in bank account and transfer rest to portfolio
Just start out buying ETFs like SPY and QQQ a little each day
Buy more on red days, and dont buy/buy less on green days
eventually you can buy large companies you like and know about personally
dont do options or leveraged etfs
dont sell unless you need the money

[Anonymous No.58349777]

>Mercedes-Benz Q1 Sales Drop On Supply Bottlenecks In Asia - MS

Love how Mercedes is up on those news.
I have a Mercedes, from 2008. These at least look like Mercedes. The new stuff looks like chinese cars. BMW also changed its looks, but it fits BMW more than how Mercedes looks now compared to itself. Which probably is also a reason why BMW is doing better.

[Anonymous No.58349778]

>>58349550
read some good books, paper trade

and most important be very very risk averse.

you learn by experience so play the market conservatively the first year or two.

[Anonymous No.58349781]

>>58349755
wow feels like Im waiting for a business meeting to start..........

[Anonymous No.58349790]

>>58349781
doesn't it make you wanna buy every dip?

[Anonymous No.58349801]

>>58349550
>>58349770
Oh, and drill this into your head:
Its harder to make money than to lose it.
Example:
you have stock A at $1000 and it goes down 10%
Now its at $900
Then it goes up 10%
Now its at $990

This is also why holding consistent stocks/etfs wins long term and active trading usually loses.

[Anonymous No.58349804]

Someone give me DD on Graham Corporation? I wanna buy the Pump

[Anonymous No.58349826]

Why does that guy make /biz/ Youtube videos? Is it autism or satire or both or what? I don't understand and that scares me.

[Anonymous No.58349843]

kek out of all war stocks, the one that is the most reasonably priced dumps the most.

[Anonymous No.58349852]

This market is unironically broken

[Anonymous No.58349865]

>>58349852
Thats a funny way of saying you were wrong

[Anonymous No.58349867]

>>58349852
It will also unironically pump if the CPI is worse, cause there won't be hikes and the central banks are going for stagflation.

[Anonymous No.58349872]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.58349891]

>>58349872
They seem to be finally uninverting

[Anonymous No.58349918]

>>58349891
Yes, but we'll see if that continues with this CPI and PPI report.

But I had a thought, what would happen if this CPI came in very low like sub 2%?

[Anonymous No.58349931]

>>58349918
very low CPI-->expectation of FED accelerating cuts-->mid-long term yields dropping.

[Anonymous No.58349936]

I pointed out in an earlier thread that a certain company has risen by a lot, possibly the steepest climb in history by several metrics and a nigga said "so?".

Kek

[Anonymous No.58349948]

Been at this for about two months now and the constant checking to make sure I dip and dive at the exact perfect times is killing me, I'm not built for this between my job and the simple desire to sleep.

I'm aware of the ability to copy other stock addicts through sites like eToro so you basically don't have to do shit, but is that the best option for a lazy bastard?

[Anonymous No.58349979]

>>58349948
Just DCA into S&P at a set time every month and you will outperform everyone here and on etoro

[Anonymous No.58350000]

>>58349948
buy and hold investoor style is the best.

[Anonymous No.58350027]

>>58350000
reddit post, wasted

[Anonymous No.58350041]

i should have listened to the /CMMG/ bros shilling PAAS. every time i think it's due for a pullback, it shoots up 5%

[Anonymous No.58350062]

>>58350027
its the truth quads confirm

[Anonymous No.58350065]

>We reiterate HOLD

[Anonymous No.58350081]

5134 EOD

[Anonymous No.58350102]

>>58350081
4987 Start of session (SOS)

[Anonymous No.58350130]

>>58350041
I wish I'd gone in harder on it and First Majestic (Wheaton WPM also, not a miner but really strong business model in a rising silver/gold price market). Could have easily doubled my investment instead of buying dogshit meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.58350143]

>>58350130

Or Triple Flag or Franco Nevada

[Anonymous No.58350153]

>>58349755
Truly, the next DJ D-Sol

[Anonymous No.58350171]

>>58350143
>Franco Nevada
scary numbers on their last financials. I'm not that excited about the gold bubble, sticking with silver and solid revenues/cashflow.

[Anonymous No.58350201]

>we do advice that you HOOOOOOOLD THE FUUCKING GAAAAATES AAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58350206]

>>58350041
Believe me, you don't ever want to listen to these morons just because a brocken clock happened to be right once. The most popular stock /CMMG/ used to shill was Bayhorse Silver. I'm still down 80% and that shitstock is up like 400% this year.

[Anonymous No.58350261]

do american mutual funds have rules against investing in the defence sector?

[Anonymous No.58350264]

Wtf half the posts have gone

[Anonymous No.58350268]

A dump is so obvious that it will happen

[Anonymous No.58350271]

tempted to make plays but im just gonna hodl my nvda.

hope the market doesnt go down too much. i was up 200 already on it. now im up like 50 only.

gonna miss these few market days cos of werk.

[Anonymous No.58350272]

>>58350206
pan american definitely has some bagholders too, but bayhorse is a different level of degenerate speculation. the shiny rock market finally seems to be taking off.

[Anonymous No.58350298]

>>58350261
No you can buy ITA witch is a ETF

[Anonymous No.58350341]

>>58350271
not like nvda is gonna croack or something. their future looks bright as a nice summer day. just sit on it and enjoy the ride :)

[Anonymous No.58350355]

>>58348300
>>58348609

PLBY has the worst management I have ever seen.
CEO resigning would double the stock, not meming

[Anonymous No.58350359]

How do I short a private company?

[Anonymous No.58350368]

>Delta IV rocket retired with launch of NRO reconnaissance satellite
Is this bullish for SpaceX?

[Anonymous No.58350377]

>>58350341
i was holding some other small tech shit that was going up for few months.

then some weeks ago it was reported they are working together with ndva so no wonder it was going up lol

[Anonymous No.58350385]

>>58350359
Musk is a cunt, but he's pretty based for exploiting the financial system to bring random sci-fi shit into reality in our lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.58350426]

I just shorted Russhit 2000

[Anonymous No.58350461]

How low or high will SPY go today?

[Anonymous No.58350500]

>>58350359
most of his companies lose money. in the early days of SpaceX he had to sell the next launch to find current launches. I think he is just operating in the future and doesn't care much about the present.
>t. not a musk fan boy

[Anonymous No.58350510]

>>58350500
>I'm losing money in the present so that in the future I can lose even more money
truly a visionary

[Anonymous No.58350513]

>>58347158
Everyone knows they can't do math.

[Anonymous No.58350524]

Is going long TLT a good strategy right now, given what powell said last meeting?

[Anonymous No.58350543]

>industry orders decreased for several months yoy
>OMX pumping (which has a lot of industry)

[Anonymous No.58350544]

>>58347158
>not having a 70 W TDP GPU
>not slightly downclocking a ~85 W CPU
I never understood why downclocking GPUs and CPUs didn't get more attention desu

[Anonymous No.58350549]

>>58350298
i meant more generally, meaning most of them.

>bearish point on euro defence sector
russia could fall like a house of cards at any moment, just like the soviet union, it's 100% corrupt.
they almost had a military coup.
this is a point i haven't seen any bear analyst make.


though, defence spending would probably still rise for years if that happened but perhaps not reflected in stock prices.

[Anonymous No.58350551]

>>58346777
Put me in the cap.

[Anonymous No.58350559]

Looks like a may be able to buy my SOUN shares back again under 3$ soon nice

[Anonymous No.58350562]

The price of cum has increased 69% yoy.
This cumflation is out of control
Lean hogs and sister futures are the only safe play

[Anonymous No.58350564]

>>58350359
They need to open source the terminals and let people build their own. This is retarded.

[Anonymous No.58350571]

>>58347158
No one has told them to be angry about it yet.

Looks like a breakout but smaller timeframes are less significant. Everyone is awaiting fud drop. I think we all know what the fed is about to do.

[Anonymous No.58350597]

We buying SOXS or what

[Anonymous No.58350604]

>>58349217
You can't even heem your problems bro give us a play tough guy!

[Anonymous No.58350614]

>>58350562

Jews can't talk or trade lean hog futures nice try.

/OJ is better

[Anonymous No.58350618]

>>58350597
No never ever. Look at the price action yesterday while nvda lost 50$. It did almost nothing. Also soxl pumped. Soxl is worth going long on but probably just the actual semis (nvda tsm, etc.) for shorting or maybe qqq. Soxs is useless

[Anonymous No.58350637]

>>58350544
based

[Anonymous No.58350657]

Wait, consesus for this CPI is 3,4%?
How is this still Disinflation? Are we now intentionally expecting more and more inflation? Wtf

[Anonymous No.58350662]

>>58350544
>>58350637
Lol it used to be an absolute necessity for cpus otherwise installation risked errors I presume. I miss the 90s.

[Anonymous No.58350664]

>>58350614
What exactly is the real reason pork has been flat?

[Anonymous No.58350684]

>>58350664
Flat? its been on a ripper lately

[Anonymous No.58350686]

>>58350684

people here trade the 1-5 min chart

[Anonymous No.58350693]

>>58350618
Sounds like something anon would say near local top.

[Anonymous No.58350695]

>Coreinflation expected to be 3,7%
>3 times in a row expectation
How are we not going to beat this CPI? I'm going long, at least placing orders

[Anonymous No.58350698]

if slavery were legal would there be slavery ETFs?

[Anonymous No.58350711]

>>58350686
I like the 3m at or near targets on 0dtes. I don't trust the parsing of buy/sell data on larger timeframes near buy/sell time. Otherwise 15m is usually the smallest I fool with.

[Anonymous No.58350731]

>intel looking good for a buy now
>supporting them might be haram since they support shitrael

Eid mubarak brothers

[Anonymous No.58350749]

>>58350698
Slavery IS legal, if you try to shut off the slave pipeline (open border) the government has an absolute meltdown because modern day republiturds and demoncraps absolutely adore slavery

[Anonymous No.58350755]

>>58350749
People really don't appreciate that the North in the civil war was upset about the slaves taking jobs the way immigrants do. They didn't care about blacks either and certainly didn't want to live around them.

[Anonymous No.58350760]

>>58350749
The irony being that modern companies now underpay AND overprice. Double Whammy.

[Anonymous No.58350762]

10 mins until I am heemed

[Anonymous No.58350763]

>>58350698
Would it be race based ETFs.
Could I buy puts on niggers.

[Anonymous No.58350766]

>>58350693
It'll be the top when the fed closes the punch bowl. Too many bank gibs. Money still flowing freely. If we dump today it will only be for the sake of buying cheap @ 506-509 and shake bobos off. We will print the fds to float us and keep the butter churning.

[Anonymous No.58350768]

>>58350755
No need to tell me, I am very acquainted with the ways of the people who say they love blacks but avoid interacting with them

[Anonymous No.58350771]

>>58350762
1 hour and 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.58350775]

>>58350698
TSN would probably be a big part.

[Anonymous No.58350776]

CPI 2% LOWER THAN EXPECTED
>CPI 2% LOWER THAN EXPECTED
CPI 2% LOWER THAN EXPECTED
>CPI 2% LOWER THAN EXPECTED
CPI 2% LOWER THAN EXPECTED
>CPI 2% LOWER THAN EXPECTED

[Anonymous No.58350779]

whys this dude always look sad

[Anonymous No.58350787]

>>58350776

Based.

[Anonymous No.58350790]

>>58350779
I have to assume it, cause I think I've seen it several times. The use of fake twitter posts are absolutely despicable.

[Anonymous No.58350798]

CPI 2% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED
>CPI 2% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED
CPI 2% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED
>CPI 2% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED
CPI 2% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED
>CPI 2% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED

[Anonymous No.58350800]

How does Nvidia keep dropping wtf? They are doing better then ever with no technologies, highest earnings of all time and big news for future advances and yet the stock dropes 50$, i dont want to be a BAGGIE, im already a Tesla baggie fuck this shit, fuck whales

[Anonymous No.58350801]

>>58350779
post memerino skeletor instead

[Anonymous No.58350802]

crash this bitch so I can buy the dip

[Anonymous No.58350804]

>>58350776
>deez nuts LOWER THAN EXPECTED
deez nuts LOWER THAN EXPECTED
>deez nuts LOWER THAN EXPECTED
deez nuts LOWER THAN EXPECTED
>deez nuts LOWER THAN EXPECTED
deez nuts LOWER THAN EXPECTED

[Anonymous No.58350807]

>>58350800
chill the fuck out...
>>58350341

[Anonymous No.58350808]

>>58350800
its valuation was 50% hype and hot air. Now it's down to 45%.

[Anonymous No.58350819]

CPI 2% AS EXPECTED
>CPI 2% AS EXPECTED
CPI 2% AS EXPECTED
>CPI 2% AS EXPECTED
CPI 2% AS EXPECTED
>CPI 2% AS EXPECTED

[Anonymous No.58350828]

>3,5
LMAAAAAAAAAO

[Anonymous No.58350830]

>>58350779
death to all finfluencers except patrick boyle

[Anonymous No.58350829]

0.4
0.4
0.4

[Anonymous No.58350831]

uh oh mumu

[Anonymous No.58350832]

>5.6

[Anonymous No.58350834]

HOLY SHIT
MY SPY PUTS
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.58350835]

this hurts lol

[Anonymous No.58350838]

What a wild game

[Anonymous No.58350843]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO DA BULLLS WHEN THEY GOT DAT EXHUBERENCE

[Anonymous No.58350848]

new
>>58350845
>>58350845
>>58350845

[Anonymous No.58350849]

I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.58350850]

zero point one percent wrongly
its all ogre

[Anonymous No.58350852]

>>58350838
wanna know the funny part? we will close green today after they shake out some retards

[Anonymous No.58350856]

>OH MY GOD INFLATION WENT UP BY 0.1% BETTER SELL MY SEMICONDUCTOR STOCKS
lmao thanks for the fire sale dumb fucks Unironically does not matter one fucking bit.

[Anonymous No.58350860]

>>58350849
long?

[Anonymous No.58350865]

>SPY
I will buy this dip

[Anonymous No.58350873]

Bobos win!!!
Check the chart

[Anonymous No.58350874]

>>58350426
lmao good, just closed, 52 pt gain

[Anonymous No.58350905]

>>58350081

[Anonymous No.58350934]

but alos watch the market ignore it once again, at least this month.

Next month they won't be able to.

[Anonymous No.58350973]

ENOUGH SELLING; REPUMP FOR SHORT

[Anonymous No.58352617]

>>58347210
>that webm
it's unironically over, the west has fallen.

[Anonymous No.58352694]

>>58349633
It’s not

[Anonymous No.58353335]

>>58350062
>checking your own digits
Cringe