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>Take out $20,000 loan three weeks ago.
>Wire it to coinbase.
>Buy ETH around $930.
>Everything crashes.
>Sell ETH at $680.
>Wait out in fiat for two weeks through rises and falls.
>Finally ready.
>Fomo back into ETH at $820 two days ago.
>Buy REQ at ATH.
>Immediately plummets.
>Panic sel this morningl and buy XLM at $0.96.
>Immediately plummets.
>Eth is now mooning.

Hows your day, /biz/bros?

>> No.5832287

>>5832212
You're larping as a loser?

>> No.5832301

>panic selling
that's where it's at

>> No.5832343

>meanwhile, XRP increased 3x

>> No.5832366

>>5832212
holy fuck you must be the most retarded anon ever.

>> No.5832403

Give me your money before you lose it all. I'll get you back your initial investment in 1 months time.

>> No.5832533

>>5832212
Stuff like this is why you only need to invest in what you blieve in.

>> No.5832558

you would make money if you destroy your computer and forget that any of this ever happened.

>> No.5832559

>>5832301
I know this was the major problem. I should have practiced with smaller amounts of money first to get used to the dips and the market movements.

>> No.5832574

I didn't realise banks gave out loans to the mentally handicapped

>> No.5832599

thank you for your contribution to my wallet.

>> No.5832624

lol every fucking coin is mooning and you lose money. kill yourself idiot.

>> No.5832644

>>5832343
Enjoy that tasty bank dick

>> No.5832749

>sell ETH AT $680

Why? What benefit could this have possibly provided? Instead of waiting and seeing if there was a chance to not only prevent loss, but also make money, you guaranteed a loss.

You’re a fucking idiot.

>> No.5832762

>>5832287
Really tho, I bet you someone somewhere did this.

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5832859

>>5832212
Sometimes I worry that I'll never make it, but then I see larps like this and it gives me comfort that I'm not this retarded

>> No.5833146

>>5832212
holy shit, this is the definition of 'weak hands' - the whales succeeding in shaking the tree and collecting all the weak handed newfags money bags

>> No.5833319

>>5832212
Goddam youre fucking stupid

>> No.5833378

>>5832212
>payday loan

>> No.5833506

>>5832212
this is a joke, yes?

>> No.5833538

>>5832212
jesus fucking christ. Talk about weak hands.

I do not feel sorry for you in the slightest.

>> No.5833979

don't you dare panic sell

> taking out loans for crypto

>> No.5834343

>taking out a LOAN for CRYPTO
>panic selling REQ when the floor is $0.76 and it was at a projected peak of .40 last week

Honestly the only thing I can completely understand here is panic selling ETH, I didn't see the moon happening either. I didn't think people really saw it as a viable alternative to bitcoin.

Either way, you have possibly the weakest hands I've ever witnessed.

Invest back into REQ, it's your best bet. Don't wait for a dip, just get in now before the announcement.
You better hope it's a good one.

Don't take out any more fucking loans you DOLT.

>how's my day
Investing minor amounts of money into REQ and only into REQ and obsessing over it

>> No.5834351

>>5832212
Your fault

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5834460

I couldn't do this even if I tried intentionally

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5834744

>Throw in $50 every couple of paychecks to trade crypto
>Literally assume I'm throwing away that $50
>Trade Internet Magic Money willy-nilly
>Buying on memes, selling on rollercoaster screams
>Tripled my initial investments

Literally just stop giving a fuck and you can't lose.

>> No.5834838

we should start calling these guys Krill

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5834887

>>5832212


Guys instead of calling him a fucking retarded nigger that he is, thank him.
OP and people like him are the ones creating gains for the rest of us.

Thank you kind sir! Please continue your good work.

>> No.5834889

>>5832212
REV UP YOUR KNEEPADS AND MORTGAGES

>> No.5834966

>>5832574
This. They should really have IQ tests at least.

>> No.5835006

>>5832762
That would explain the mad gainz