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[Anonymous No.58299845]

How do I become a millionaire very quickly with little to no effort?

[Anonymous No.58300008]

>>58299845
Buy a 500B stack of LINU and hold for 6 months

[Anonymous No.58300030]

>>58299845
buy 150M APU yesterday

[Anonymous No.58300040]

>>58299845
buy a million dollars worth of btc

[Anonymous No.58300066]

>>58299845
buy twitter.com/kang_solana

[Anonymous No.58300947]

> 1st Year, learn to code in-depth on leetcode
> 2nd Year, contribute to open source projects by big name companies like google, facebook, etc.
> 3rd Year, keep contributing and apply like crazy until they hire you. Take any job in the meantime while applying.
> 4th Year, take any job that pays better. Never stop applying. Keep putting money away.
> 5th Year, you should be roughly around 100 - 300K salary now.
> 6th - 10th Year, you should have saved up enough to become a millionaire. Whether that is throwing it all into crypto, or living well below your means. Keep job hopping until for larger salary gains.

This is as low effort as it gets, because you only have to do 3 things.

1. Learn to code
2. Apply for jobs
3. Do the bare minimum to keep your job

If you're really good at what you do you can min-max by taking a bunch of low end programming positions and become 'overemployed'.

Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.58301485]

>>58300947
thanks buddy

[Anonymous No.58301753]

1.2 billion dollar lottery tonight

[Anonymous No.58303589]

>>58299845
Buy SQUID before it does a 1000x

[Anonymous No.58303606]

Send me pics of your feet and butthole, and I will make you a millionaire

[matolcsy adam No.58303638]

Send btc address.

[Anonymous No.58303639]

Take $10 to the casino, bet $1 on black, and keep playing if you win every time and do this 20 times in a row. If you lose just restart with 1 more dollar

[Anonymous No.58303656]

>>58300947
Bro this isn't 2020

[matolcsy adam No.58303697]

>>58303639
Jew advice

>>58303656
No. The bro is straight from 2014

[Anonymous No.58303798]

>>58300947
or just get a small loan from anywhere and buy a proper coin in one or two fell swoops and wait 6 months

[Anonymous No.58303910]

>>58299845
Go to an old folk's home in a higher income area and find yourself a sugar mama.
This truly is the easiest way to become a millionaire and you'll also get to finally lose your virginity anon.

[Anonymous No.58303921]

[Anonymous No.58304444]

>>58299845
investing into btc or find some shitcoin/memecoin to profit out of on the launch day and sell as soon as the pump reaches the maximum point (after that, you know what fucking happens)

or well, there's also pay to earn games like ether orb. they need a lot of farming and shit, but you can set bots and shit to do the farming FOR YOU
including battles and duels. and well, orb pondering for this one lmao

[Anonymous No.58306101]

>>58299845
I did it 2 years ago. It was really easy. Listen up OP anon and follow these directions: Marry into a super rich family. Just find a girl whose senpai is loaded. If I can so can you. They wire transferred me (not her, me) over a mil as a wedding gift then bought me a Lexus. I didn't even have my drivers license then...

[Anonymous No.58306454]

>>58303798
>Just know the future bro

[Anonymous No.58307111]

>>58299845
being a hot woman in only fans

[Anonymous No.58307257]

buy $squid

squidward.ink

[Anonymous No.58307348]

$squid

400k MC rn. very early. 10,000x potential

[Anonymous No.58307425]

>>58303910
Sounds ridiculous but I think OP is more likely to find a fuckable widow than to learn to code.

[Anonymous No.58308510]

>>58299845
watch out for new solid projects. I would say supraoracles, W, redstone and ENA.