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Chainlink is the protagonist of crypto

>> No.58284197
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>>58284192
yeah, and the game is on super hard mode and guess what. ur losing

>> No.58284201
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xrp is a left curve cult
hex is a left curve cult
link is the epitome of midcurve cult
memecoins are right curve cult because they understand left curves will buy their bags(they are NOT buying link bags EVER)

>> No.58284317

>>58284197
link always wins

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LINKIES are the STINKIES of crypto!!!!

>> No.58284618

>>58284192
Why is the protagonist surrounded by satanists and the NWO? In all seriousness what does anyone have against a clone that doesn't have any of those people involved?

>> No.58284795

>>58284618
wait until you find out about LPL and the "based" Chuddie Kiddos. pro-tip they're literally British people unironically

>> No.58284860

>>58284795
Say that again, but make sense this time

>> No.58284921

Chainlink = Harry Potter

The discord fud trannies = Voldemort

>> No.58285004

>>58284921
actually chainlink is hermione :^)

>> No.58285037

>>58284860
ESL? what he done say make a perfect cents.

>> No.58285063

>>58285037
this

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say it stinkies
say "I will never know financial independence"
then submit to more humiliation by saying "I willfully submit to more humiliation done to me by my FudMasters, who I regard as superior to me in every way"

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>>58284192
nah, bro, the actual protagonist is gonna be ssnc
is backed by awesome tech and many many crypto partnerships.

>> No.58285548

Btc is the main character you evil narcissists.
Btc is the good guy, it was made to break away from the joo banker system.
Chainlink is a Jooish project and tries to bring the same bankers back into crypto so they can enslave everyone. Bitcoin is fair honest money. Chainlink is the Judas of crypto trying to backstab and go against the entire libertarian ethos of why crypto was created. You shill for a saturnian nwo globohomo 666 ai beast control system in selfish hopes of material wealth and you have built up an immense amount of bad karma. Hope the 30 pieces was worth it, go and find out what happened to Judas.