/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58276413]

Kipling Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>58273271

[Anonymous No.58276430]

buy VOO

[Anonymous No.58276435]

>only up like 6,5% ytd with my spy index and some other shit
>shit like toyota up 30% ytd
I need to ditch this garbage and just go all in 20 big stocks.

[Anonymous No.58276441]

sell SOXL

[Anonymous No.58276443]

>>58276441
>that asian meme
such a weird forced psyop

[Anonymous No.58276445]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58276450]

Who else in gold miners? I have GDXU and I'm dumping it all on Friday.

[Anonymous No.58276458]

Today is going to be another blood red day.

[Anonymous No.58276463]

>tesla is out of the top ten
the world is healing

[Anonymous No.58276464]

I need SIGA to dump so I can buy more cheap calls

[Anonymous No.58276478]

We're going up long term. Best not bet against us bud. Shit hawks burn and rise from their ashes.

[Anonymous No.58276486]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58276495]

OIL BARONS CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.58276502]

Monkey boils relaunched as m pox to not scare normies and underplay the monkey boils outbreak before pride month. M pox sounds less scary and super generic. All my gme sold and bought siga Friday. Jynneos will require booster monthly to annually. Might do Bavarian Nordic and their subscription service launched to US open market to gay sex without m pox.

[Anonymous No.58276503]

What exactly justifies Intel's P/E? Is it the free govt shekels?

[Anonymous No.58276507]

i have 35k of nvda what the fuck do i do bros im on leverage

[Anonymous No.58276509]

>>58276503
Basically. They said they want to be a new TSM and the government would pay for it.

[Anonymous No.58276521]

>>58276507
>used leverage to buy the top

[Anonymous No.58276524]

>>58276521
YEA
WELL WHAT DO I DO

[Anonymous No.58276537]

>>58276521
Modern investors have only known a world of easy money from QE and 0% interest rate.

[Anonymous No.58276536]

>>58276502
>All my gme sold and bought siga Friday
but markets were closed friday

[Anonymous No.58276538]

I'm going all-in on this war

[Anonymous No.58276559]

>>58276536
Fine Thursday. All days are the same to me as a wagie.

[Anonymous No.58276566]

>>58276538
which

[Anonymous No.58276565]

>two-thirds of the mpox cases in the DRC are in children under the age of 15
>So far in 2024, 87% of mpox deaths have been among children under 15 years old.
>"We've heard about outbreaks in schools. It behaves very much the way other childhood viruses behave," Lewis says. "But we see that high, high death rates are in children. And that is very concerning."
please saars take cognizance (SIGA)

[Anonymous No.58276568]

>>58276495
Remember when lit found quan millz and discovered the prose is actually pretty good?

[Anonymous No.58276569]

I didn't post this but this is the best AI story I've read so far. How long until you figure out theres a call center of poohs with a thesaurus running half of this shit.

[Anonymous No.58276570]

>>58276524
I'll tell you what you DON'T do
>do not pass go
>do not collect $200
Go to degen jail

[Anonymous No.58276574]

>>58276538
Which one? The euro one, the sandpeople one, the central African proxy wars or the coming Venezuelan jungle wars? Lots of options and different plays these days.

[Anonymous No.58276575]

>>58276502
also regarding the waning immunity from JYNNEOS vaccine and boosters, there is an ongoing trial for the use of SIGA's TPOXX as PEP

[Anonymous No.58276580]

>>58276569
Imagine all the poor indians drawing loli porn for /b/

[Anonymous No.58276589]

>>58276569
lmfao people have been speculating this for awhile, turns out there is some truth behind it. AI is just the 3rd world behind an API.

[Anonymous No.58276591]

>>58276566
>>58276574
EVROPA, the sleeping beauty, is awakening

[Anonymous No.58276598]

>>58276507
sell?

[Anonymous No.58276603]

>>58276507
I would say sell calls but you only have 38 shares. if you were bullish you could have bout soxl and sold 7 sets of options a week to make money. idk brother.

[Anonymous No.58276605]

>>58276591
>EVROPA

[Anonymous No.58276607]

>>58276575
>TPOXX, known generically as tecovirimat or ST-246, is an oral and intravenous antiviral medication approved for treating smallpox. The U.S. maintains a supply of TPOXX under Project BioShield. The European Medicines Agency (EMA) and the UK's Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) approved oral tecovirimat in 2022 for treating smallpox, monkeyboils, cowpox, and vaccinia complications post-smallpox vaccination.

[Anonymous No.58276611]

>futes

[Anonymous No.58276624]

>>58276569
AI is a meme bubble. The higher it inflates, the more leverage people take on to buy more, the more violent will be the repercussions when it bursts. The crash will be biblical. Hopefully soon

[Anonymous No.58276632]

>>58276589
>AI
>anonymous indians

[Anonymous No.58276639]

>>58276624
>>58276632
This may be the best timeline instead of the worst. Maximum humor.

[Anonymous No.58276647]

Tucker and Ron Paul were talking about a black swan event, wtf is that?

[Anonymous No.58276649]

>>58276647
deez nuts

[Anonymous No.58276656]

ADP numbers in 1 minute

[Anonymous No.58276660]

>>58276647
Heard of the "EIM Dippa" theory?

[Anonymous No.58276664]

OiL

[Anonymous No.58276672]

5y Nvidia chart is literally a textbook bubble

[Anonymous No.58276679]

Noone making money off gold? What the fuck have you been doing? We have been telling you to buy oil and gold for months now.

[Anonymous No.58276687]

>>58276672
still has plenty of space to run

[Anonymous No.58276691]

>>58276624
If there is an AI bubble, it seems to have mostly formed around Nvidia. Lots of other companies that are involved with AI like Tesla for instance had a terrible year. Other companies that have a big stake in AI like Google, Palantir, Microsoft had just an okayish year. Hardly what would happen in a true bubble.

[Anonymous No.58276702]

>Last month saw the biggest jump in hiring since July, led by leisure and hospitality.
>Job gains were strong across industries with the exception of professional services, where hiring fell.

[Anonymous No.58276706]

The wheels are coming off glowies. Where is your god?

[Anonymous No.58276709]

>>58276435
That is too diversified. Even 10 stocks may be too much if you want to beat the index.

[Anonymous No.58276714]

>>58276691
Shoeshine boy investors never think they're in a bubble when they're in a bubble. That's part of the reason bubbles inflate to historically ridiculous proportions. It'll be more obvious to you in hindsight. In the meantime enjoy the ride and, uh, set a stop loss

[Anonymous No.58276727]

Why aren't you shorting RDDT?

[Anonymous No.58276734]

>>58276691
>Tesla
>Google
>Palantir
>Microsoft
>Not a bubble.

[Anonymous No.58276736]

>>58276727
I dont care about that stock

[Anonymous No.58276739]

>>58276672
If you think that a line going up is a bubble, yes.
I you have a fucking brain, no.

[Anonymous No.58276747]

>>58276702
Can I fire my gf? She's already made four nagging comments this morning.

[Anonymous No.58276755]

Is there an app that will let me send a sound frequency of my own customization so that I can get some work done. Every noise, sound, thump stops my train of thought and I just cannot get any traction. Need some kinda whitish noise generator thingy. Any of you other weirdos do something like this ?

[Anonymous No.58276761]

>>58276755
>For headphones *

[Anonymous No.58276766]

Time to make some LC money today. So do I buy calls or puts at open?

[Anonymous No.58276770]

>>58276736
It's free money.
I bought a 4/19 put with a strike of 25 for $9. I will sell it for $250.
If that doesn't happen then I'm only out $9.
I am smart.

[Anonymous No.58276773]

>>58276739
>I you have a fucking brain

[Anonymous No.58276776]

>>58276766
Buy SOFI calls and RDDT puts.
I doubled my money shorting GPS.
They are homosexual africans.

[Anonymous No.58276782]

>>58276773
You are smart, fren.

[Anonymous No.58276786]

>>58276739
some bro roped himself by buying less than 100 shares of it though. Its useless in this current climate. War fud is going to wreck nvdia bros. Taiwan will be chinese slam pig and this admin is the most incompetent in the history of our species.

[Anonymous No.58276792]

>>58276734
If these companies were in a bubble, it would be an entirely different bubble and not AI. Tesla is at peak negative market sentiment and way below its ATH and just at the beginning of march, Google was at the same price it was in 2021.

[Anonymous No.58276803]

>>58276660
Tldr me

[Anonymous No.58276805]

I need to quit working. i can't take 1 more day of commuting and 9-5 office life.
I have $150k liquid, what do I buy

[Anonymous No.58276809]

>>58276755
Brown noise is better than white noise

[Anonymous No.58276818]

>>58276805
a van down by the river

[Anonymous No.58276822]

Ok I am to new to all this. Fidelity has a 500% limit order pricing. This means if a stock shoots up 1000% you can't sell it? How long is this restriction until you can sell for the 1000%?

[Anonymous No.58276828]

Buy reddit now? Its $50

[Anonymous No.58276837]

>>58276809
But I wore white pants today.

[Anonymous No.58276847]

>>58276828
>its another reddit dumps 10% before being up 2% for the day

[Anonymous No.58276860]

What the fuck is VVPR doing?

[Anonymous No.58276871]

>>58276847

>shorties are panicking! buy shares people and let's send this over $100!!

[Anonymous No.58276874]

>>58276687
>the price shot up +100% after this screenshot was taken

[Anonymous No.58276878]

https://nypost.com/2024/03/28/business/amazon-pours-150b-into-data-centers-to-handle-expected-ai-boom/
Amazon reportedly to spend $150B to build data centers needed for AI boom, ‘get closer to customers’

https://www.reuters.com/technology/microsoft-openai-planning-100-billion-data-center-project-information-reports-2024-03-29/
Microsoft, OpenAI plan $100 billion data-center project, media report says

ARM and MU benefit bigly from this. Next quarter will be poppin

[Anonymous No.58276885]

>>58276805
How much do you need to live per month?

[Anonymous No.58276905]

my work BFF added pronouns to her email signature and i told her it was cringe virtue signaling and she hasn't talked to me since

[Anonymous No.58276908]

>>58276878
It'd be cheaper to hire a horde of poohs and pretend until you get caught and use the money for litigation.

[Anonymous No.58276922]

>Oh shit the job market isn't that bad
>Which means we need to SELL
>Because.....the Fed probably won't cut rates as much!
>And obviously these CRAZY HIGH RATES are crushing the economy!!!
lol bears have no fucking idea what they're talking about. This is exactly like 2022 when the bear narrative was completely falling apart.

[Anonymous No.58276924]

>>58276908
English Doc

[Anonymous No.58276929]

>>58276878
Just like how those semi stocks have been building in USA for years now?

[Anonymous No.58276931]

>>58276822
You need to watch it every day or set a price alert at within 1000% of it. Then sell immediately once hit it. (((They))) need to have jobs for (((brokers)))
>>58276803
EIM Dippa deeze nuts on yo face is the jist of it

[Anonymous No.58276939]

>>58276495
GIVE ME OIL STOCKS TO BUY RIGHT NOW
>>58276450
thinking about NEM

[Anonymous No.58276943]

>>58276931
Do any brokerages not have this limit?

[Anonymous No.58276946]

>>58276905
Good for you, fren.
Now you can avoid her and she will think it was her own idea.

[Anonymous No.58276958]

>>58276943
Not that I'm aware of. Why I only hold siga and aped in on retarded crypto meme coins last week.

[Anonymous No.58276959]

>>58276878
Don't modern data centers mostly use GPUs now? How does that benefit ARM more than Nvidia?

[Anonymous No.58276961]

Futures....

[Anonymous No.58276970]

>>58276860
Should I buy?

[Anonymous No.58276971]

I am a GME baggie
How do I cope?

[Anonymous No.58276974]

Is it tme to buy DRIP?

[Anonymous No.58276976]

>>58276961
No good reason for a red day other than retail trying to be the next Michael Burry based on headlines about a fucking earthquake. Don't sell like a retard.

[Anonymous No.58276989]

>>58276971
Sell options to other baggies until you recoupe.

[Anonymous No.58276990]

>>58276970
Who the fuck is pumping it this much before open?

[Anonymous No.58276991]

>>58276495

OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.58276993]

>>58276755
https://29a.ch/noise-generator/

[Anonymous No.58276994]

Plz spoonfeed babby and tell my why a higher than estimated ADP Non-Farm Employment Change resulted in the spx losing 0,2% instead of making it go up?
Shouldn't a higher than expected number be bullish?

[Anonymous No.58276995]

50.99% up YTD. Watching HYMC premarket rn.

[Anonymous No.58276997]

>>58276974
I think so. All the oil stocks are overbought.

[Anonymous No.58277001]

>>58276976
Lmao you're that NVDA baggie from yesterday.
Retail trades don't matter at all. They're a drop in the bucket compared to companies like BlackRock.

Enjoy another red day.

[Anonymous No.58277003]

>>58276990
There could be some insider shit like with every medical stock that rises 1000% in a day

[Anonymous No.58277008]

what is good price to slurp nvidia? i am think back 400-500 yes?

[Anonymous No.58277012]

>>58276994
market irrational liquid quote

[Anonymous No.58277021]

>>58276994
Market is currently believing economy sucks rates go down make treasuries less attractive.

[Anonymous No.58277028]

>>58276959
MS,Google and Amazon are attempting to move away from Nvidia. Both have their own server chips but still buy from Nvidia due to massive demand to setup new ai datacenters now. ARM just wins all around because everyone uses ARM. MS,Amazon,Google,Nvidia. Arms contract with Nvidia is juicey due to it being based on gpu cores and that increases with each generation.

>Arm’s latest advanced chip technology, called Armv9, generates double the royalty rates of its previous Armv8 products. For some high-end processors, which combine more than 100 “cores,” Arm’s designs are now pulling in more than $100 per chip. It’s a massive change from prior generations.
Cloud server chips based on Arm technology also benefit from the rapid growth in AI with Nvidia using Arm for its GH200 AI Superchip data center systems. A GH200 Superchip can have up to 144 CPU cores and Arm gets paid for each one.

Nvidia is still a good play but I like ARM due to the overall demand.

[Anonymous No.58277033]

>>58276976
its going down idiot at least make money on way down

[Anonymous No.58277036]

>>58276994
It is bullish, overall. Bears want literally everything to be negative, and market makers know this so they happily sell puts while publishing spooky headlines through the mainstream media outlets they own.

[Anonymous No.58277038]

>>58277008
It needs to shed at least 33% from ATH
So around 600 will probably be the bottom

[Anonymous No.58277041]

Every fucking time I think INTC is going to make a run, they keep fucking me. How do you mess up the foundry business that bad? Imagine thinking you’re so hecking based because you thought ultraviolet was overrated. FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.58277050]

>>58277038
yeah ill just dca down

[Anonymous No.58277053]

>>58277038
What's up with you idiots just throwing random numbers around? Unless the company announces that they're reducing output for some reason, or a competitor reveals something objectively better, there's literally no reason to be bearish.

[Anonymous No.58277056]

I saw some anons here yesterday Lahey posting. And they can frig off. I;ve been imbibing since 7pm yesterday and plan to keep the shit bears from wrecking our market. You're welcome smg. As a trailer park supervisor, you are safe in my hands.

[Anonymous No.58277058]

>>58277050
You could also sell puts at an attractive entry point.

[Anonymous No.58277061]

>>58277053
>Why yes, it's my first year investing, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.58277062]

SOFI is going to the moon today, frens.
I can feel it in my pee pee.

[Anonymous No.58277065]

>>58277053
The stock is too expensive, big players will be taking profit now

[Anonymous No.58277066]

I've been taking L's all week, bros.
What's a good swing to get back like 20% of my savings?

[Anonymous No.58277070]

us treasury going out of business! check out yields lol!

[Anonymous No.58277073]

Want to add to my UPRO stack but do I average up?

[Anonymous No.58277076]

>>58277070
I am used to some kind of anime girl while checking yields...

[Anonymous No.58277077]

>>58277053
Oh hey, it's you again. How much Nvidia do you hold at what price? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.58277078]

>>58277061
>>58277065
>It's too high because... it just is okay!!!!

[Anonymous No.58277079]

>>58277053
did you marry your fucking stock idiot?

[Anonymous No.58277081]

bezosposting is cringe

[Anonymous No.58277087]

>>58277079
>>58277077
I don't hold any NVDA you fucking dimwits. I'm just continuously amazed by the way you fags try to spin literally everything into a bearish narrative. You get so wrapped up in it that you unironically have no idea what's actually going on in the real world.

[Anonymous No.58277088]

>>58277078
>it has to go up, because... uuuh

[Anonymous No.58277091]

Uranium

[Anonymous No.58277092]

>>58277088
Because the company has a virtual monopoly on one of the most advanced technologies ever to be developed you absolute fucking retard

[Anonymous No.58277094]

>>58276860
I sold in premarket this morning for a loss and it took off. fuck me running

[Anonymous No.58277098]

>>58277078
It 5x'd in a year you greedy pig. They will not go higher unless they show *incredible* results. The run into earnings (in May I think?) is gonna be fun as fuck, expect a huge dump before it, and if earnings are unimpressive (read: even if they beat but not by a lot) shit will tank.

Screencap this post, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.58277100]

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.58277105]

>>58276993
>https://29a.ch/noise-generator/
Thank you fren

[Anonymous No.58277106]

>>58277094
I am watching it since yesterday and thinking it's the usual retarded pump and dump but this time just being unga bunga number go up buy would have worked.

[Anonymous No.58277109]

>>58277092
Priced in. Their PE is wayyyy to high as is.
Just because a company is doing well doesn't mean it's going to rise infinitely.

[Anonymous No.58277111]

open the fukken markets i need to see NVDA moooon

[Anonymous No.58277112]

>>58276464
Monkehpox stock was popular like 2 years ago or something

[Anonymous No.58277115]

>>58277109
Hahahahaha MUH PEEPEE RATIO. Forward p/e is good but you'll ignore that.

>>58277098
They ARE showing incredible results you absolute mongoloid

[Anonymous No.58277118]

>>58277091
yes
post good oil and gold tickers pl0x

[Anonymous No.58277119]

>>58277100
howareya moe

[Anonymous No.58277120]

>>58277106
Yeah I entered at 5.30 yesterday and made some small gains, didn't wanna use a day trade on it (poorfag I know), so sold in PM this morning for a loss and of course it goes ballistic. I don't see it being sustainable but who knows

I bought 5,000 shares of KTRA I'm probably gonna try to make a little money on today if I can. I never scalp penny stocks but Mag7 has just been a crabbing bitch hard to predict.

[Anonymous No.58277121]

>>58276994
The universe is fractal, eminated in quantized packets of data

OR

the jews in your tv are right.

[Anonymous No.58277131]

Stocktwits makes me hate baggies and other retail traders so bad.

[Anonymous No.58277136]

Cheers anons! Shit market opens soon.

[Anonymous No.58277141]

>>58277131
>Stocktwits

[Anonymous No.58277142]

>>58277111
it wont people are rushing to the exit

[Anonymous No.58277143]

Feels good being a long term investor.

[Anonymous No.58277150]

>>58276994
Strong economic conditions and persistent inflation mean less rate cuts. Rate cuts that a large part of the market have already priced in or are dependent upon.

[Anonymous No.58277152]

>>58277142
No they aren't you alarmist faggot

>>58277131
Yeah I bet they're legitimately acting like a fucking earthquake is a reason to buy puts. Retail is so fucking dumb I actually think they deserved to get completely jewed by Big Money.

[Anonymous No.58277153]

>>58277115
>They ARE showing incredible results you absolute mongoloid
meh.jpg, the conference call was average, see you next earnings
Don't get me wrong they are a great company, but the line can't just keep going up because "muh AI", it's already done so enough and now NVDA is top 3 largest company in the planet. This is all admirable, and long term they will do well I'm sure. But this is not the point you want to buy in, or even be holding.

Pic related: sold March 08 at 915$.

[Anonymous No.58277155]

>>58277120
Lets see if being a retard and buying this works. 40k in on open.

[Anonymous No.58277158]

>>58277152
You are so obviously emotionally invested in your NVDA bags lmao
It's funny

[Anonymous No.58277159]

>>58276931
This is very rude sir. I would like to speak to your manager.

[Anonymous No.58277160]

>>58277152
holy fuck stop it nobody is going to buy nvidia at these prices so go shill your shit elsewhere

[Anonymous No.58277161]

>>58277150
>Strong economic conditions
Yes
>Persistent inflation
No lmao.
>Rate cuts that a large part of the market have already priced in
Also no lol. All this red over the last month has been pricing in less rate cuts. As soon as everyone realizes we're getting cuts, everything will moon.

[Anonymous No.58277172]

>>58277021
How long have treasury rates been inverted and why doesn't anyone care? I though inverted rates meant big boom boom

[Anonymous No.58277173]

>>58277158
>>58277160
I don't have any NVDA you fucking retards but okay, project random shit onto strangers on the internet. Just pointing out you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.58277177]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

[Anonymous No.58277181]

>>58277177
early

[Anonymous No.58277182]

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[Anonymous No.58277183]

>>58277177
wtf man

[Anonymous No.58277184]

>>58276822
I don't use FAGELITY but it sounds to me like it's just a limit on limit orders which means you can't set it to automatically sell beyond that limit but you can do a market order or adjust to a new limit if it gets up there. Enjoy having to log back in every 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.58277185]

>>58277182
late is good

[Anonymous No.58277187]

>>58277182
Late

[Anonymous No.58277193]

>>58277142
dont care. nvda is the future

[Anonymous No.58277196]

$10k each MSFT, AMZN, Googl, Intel, V. What do I buy $10k more of?

[Anonymous No.58277197]

GO UEC GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58277200]

>10y 4.415

[Anonymous No.58277202]

>>58277036
calm down kanye

[Anonymous No.58277204]

Can you fucking believe how many retards rushed to slam that sell button when they saw headlines about an earthquake? And now they're still selling even though the companies weren't affected by the earthquake literally at all?? Does no one else see how completely insane that is?

[Anonymous No.58277205]

I haven't been on biz in awhile but all the buzz of black swans has me interested again. Is black swan just a bait to get gamblers for a few months? Are gamblers keeping the market up?

[Anonymous No.58277208]

>>58277182
Everyone was worried sick for you last week. You are crucial.

[Anonymous No.58277209]

>>58276430
They pretty reliably vote against shareholder's interests.
Most of my companies are having their annual meetings right now and I'm a little surprised at some of the retarded crap that gets proposed.

One guy who only holds 50 shares in one of these companies submitted a proposal with the only arguments being that a couple of Harvard professors like it and it was very popular among Macy's shareholders.

[Anonymous No.58277211]

>INTC

[Anonymous No.58277216]

ITS RAINING RODS OF URANIUM

[Anonymous No.58277217]

>>58276132
>What sort of broker is set up like that? not even owning the shares sounds a little "risky"
trading212. its good for bongs because it offers ISA which is by design protected to high hell, but im not a bong (thank god) so that doesnt apply to me. wish degiro was available in my country. i also use revolut but they are kind of limited and i prefer not to use them.

[Anonymous No.58277218]

>>58276822
(((Fidelity))) lmao

You get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.58277221]

>>58277211
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no way

[Anonymous No.58277223]

New to stocks I want to buy Intel but it keeps dropping. At what time in the day will it mostly stop moving?

[Anonymous No.58277226]

>>58276435
Toyota is one of the only good car companies.

[Anonymous No.58277227]

>>58276443
Nani?

[Anonymous No.58277229]

>>58277205
There's been 0 black swan events so far this year kek. Small sell off's currently due to raising bond yields.

[Anonymous No.58277230]

>>58277211
intcels getting dicked down

[Anonymous No.58277231]

>>58277182
>>58277177

[Anonymous No.58277237]

Everyone is on antidepressants and every city has homeless camps in their parks. This means the economy is booming, right?

[Anonymous No.58277238]

hope you fags loaded up on uranium stocks

[Anonymous No.58277242]

>>58277223
Anywhere from NIGGER FITTEEN to JEW THIRTY.

[Anonymous No.58277246]

>>58277230
>>58277221
JUST IN: RICHARD INTEL CONFIRMED DEAD IN TAIWAN EARTHQUAKE

[Anonymous No.58277250]

Dayum

[Anonymous No.58277255]

I dunno bros, intel is looking kinda good. We getting into the cheapies zone,

[Anonymous No.58277256]

>INTC
this would be funnier if i didnt have a giant bag of this shit

[Anonymous No.58277260]

>>58277216
INDEED

[Anonymous No.58277261]

>>58277237
strangers things have happend

[Anonymous No.58277262]

>>58277177
>>58277182
I've been here for way too long and this is the funniest shit every time.

[Anonymous No.58277270]

>>58277250
>slowly backs away

[Anonymous No.58277271]

>>58277200
good time to load up on long term debt desu. once inflation is dealt with we may never see fomc rates at these levels for the rest of our lives.

[Anonymous No.58277273]

crab day

[Anonymous No.58277279]

Put on the chastity cage, INTCels. You do not get to cum.

[Anonymous No.58277281]

Ohhhhh bears what's up??? What happened??? I thought we were supposed to dump? That's crazyyyyy!

[Anonymous No.58277289]

>>58277250
everyone here was warned that intel said repeatedly that new revenue from the new foundries werent until at least 2030. intecls deserve everything happening to them.

[Anonymous No.58277296]

>>58277281
It's still red...

[Anonymous No.58277299]

>>58277281
we are dumping just slowly

[Anonymous No.58277302]

>Rebalancing my portfolio
>Market shits the bed this week
>Next week it'll bump just as I'm buying my bags

>>58276611
I miss when Kreayshawn was an ironic hoe instead of just being a hoe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAOnMzNN1hU

[Anonymous No.58277306]

>>58277161
I've looked at wage data vs the employment activity and I don't see any way we dont have continued inflation. Wages just keep going up. At least one more light spike this summer.
Historically the start of rate cuts are a bad thing, I think the market will kneejerk reaction to these cuts as well.

[Anonymous No.58277311]

>>58277279
Imagine the relief after 25 years of edging. Each peak in INTC is one edge.

[Anonymous No.58277322]

>>58277306
>I don't see any way we dont have continued inflation
Babby's first fiat economy huh?
>Historically the start of rate cuts are a bad thing
How many of the last inflationary periods were caused by unprecedented money printing during a pandemic?

[Anonymous No.58277335]

INTCousins....

[Anonymous No.58277347]

TSLA sisters? did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.58277349]

2008 was a presidential year, right? Was it in the fall it tried to go belly up?

[Anonymous No.58277350]

>>58277347
I think so...TSLA is still so, so expensive.

[Anonymous No.58277351]

>>58277322
>This time is different
The functions may be different but the stock market may react the same way it has in the past. Algos and boomers trading the way they know to trade.

[Anonymous No.58277356]

>>58277350
TSLA is a good buy at $25

[Anonymous No.58277360]

boring crab day

[Anonymous No.58277362]

>>58277349
>Was it in the fall it tried to go belly up?
lehman was september of 08. there isnt going to be a crash because of the election if thats what you were hoping for.

[Anonymous No.58277368]

>>58277356
Spy is a good buy at 25

[Anonymous No.58277372]

I never really thought about it because it's not an industry I'm too interested in, but why is intel such a shit company? Aren't they basically the Nvidia of CPUs?

[Anonymous No.58277377]

>>58277356
I wont fight you on that

[Anonymous No.58277379]

>>58277360
The market has been open for 20 minutes your fucking spazz

[Anonymous No.58277380]

uranium

[Anonymous No.58277388]

>>58277362
Trump said GM and Ford would have a blood bath if he wasn't elected. GM essentially went bust in 08

[Anonymous No.58277392]

>>58277372
company/product performance =//= stock performance
learn the difference, it can save your life

[Anonymous No.58277398]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58277399]

>>58277356
>>58277377
however, consider the fact that you can short it down to $25

[Anonymous No.58277400]

>>58277351
Retail boomers don't move the market. Big Money boomers are going to take advantage of every retail fag and his brother being bearish by selling them even more puts. This time is unironically different.

[Anonymous No.58277406]

>>58277372
crime. damn hedgies

[Anonymous No.58277410]

>>58277372
Intel has been making crap for years. The 13nm++++++ node fucked them hard. Also intel is big on DEI.

[Anonymous No.58277411]

VIXchads, we rise

[Anonymous No.58277412]

>>58277388
yeah but gm went bust because they had mortgages as part of a car company via gm finance. car companies now dont have banks attached to them.

[Anonymous No.58277417]

>>58277372
no. amd has almost surpassed them in cpus. nvidia is in an league of their own.

[Anonymous No.58277427]

>no one wants to talk about the earthquake that fucked up Taiwan
>no one in Semiconductors wants to acknowledge this
sqqq here I come!

[Anonymous No.58277428]

>>58277379
Yeah and I'm calling it early. Market will close +/- 0.15% from open.

[Anonymous No.58277429]

>>58277182
Its Joever

[Anonymous No.58277432]

>>58277400
Sure kid whatever makes you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.58277433]

I'm up 150% on my RKT put.

[Anonymous No.58277439]

>>58277427
The earthquake that literally did not affect the semi manufacturers at all? Fuck you, fucking alarmist faggots

[Anonymous No.58277442]

>>58277372

[Anonymous No.58277446]

>>58277417
id get out of AMD if i where you

[Anonymous No.58277448]

Is DJT going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58277449]

>>58277442
but that's bullish

[Anonymous No.58277451]

>>58277238
KING

[Anonymous No.58277454]

>>58277372
because they are shit. when AMD couldn't compete on their level Intel stopped innovating. now AMD caught up and is even surpassing them in some sectors.

[Anonymous No.58277465]

>ROOT
you never listen

[Anonymous No.58277471]

>>58277379
>Transgender Americans are part of the yadda yadda...
>...dial 988 for the suicide hotline

[Anonymous No.58277475]

>rsi 22
>volume is all buys
>still crabbing
tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.58277476]

I am so fucking erect. Imagine how much money short sellers have made

[Anonymous No.58277481]

>>58277322
>money printing
There's no printing, just lending.

[Anonymous No.58277483]

>>58277427
don't you think wallstreet would know by now whether or not the TSMC buildings were actually damaged by the earthquake to the point where production has to halt? It's not like this semiconductor stuff is some secret underground meth lab or some shit, everyone who wants to know the state of the TSMC production facilities can easily find it out and clearly everything seems fine with it so far.

[Anonymous No.58277486]

>>58277439
The Tsunami takes time AFAIK.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58277492]

>>58277476
I think I'm going to buy some, this looks like a decent price.

[Anonymous No.58277494]

>>58277427
>e earthquake that fucked up Taiwan
because it doesnt seem that bad.

[Anonymous No.58277495]

>>58277483
wall street don't have spies in taiwan and the damage report is not your yet. it's unknown if there is any damage or not

[Anonymous No.58277497]

Where's this faggot? Nice "bloodbath" you got here hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58277499]

>close for a loss
>sell for a loss
>close for a loss
>sell for a loss
>sell for +$90 profit
>sell for +$8 profit

FUCKIN SHIT I HATE WEEKS LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.58277500]

>>58277492
Yeah man the pe ratio finally got under 500

[Anonymous No.58277501]

>>58277476
Today Reddit learns: How difficult market manipulation actually is.

[Anonymous No.58277503]

>>58277449
There is zero reason to have a fab in Israel other than jewish lobbying. They're definitely losing money on that fab. No surprise the INTC high was right before 2001.

[Anonymous No.58277505]

>>58277483
>>58277495
forgot pic

>>58277503
make up your mind if kikes are good or bad at money making

[Anonymous No.58277507]

wtf just happened to NVDA

[Anonymous No.58277511]

kek USD/JPY after almost touching 152
something is going to break for the Japanese soon

[Anonymous No.58277512]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.58277515]

>>58277501
I love their argument so much.
>"The system is rigged!"
>"Let's fight the system!"
>"HELP THE SYSTEM IS FUCKING US"
im going to update this chart

[Anonymous No.58277518]

BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58277520]

>>58277505
it's so crazy that nearly all of our serous computer equipment manufacturing is concentrated on this one tsunami prone disputed island.

[Anonymous No.58277521]

>>58277507
ISM NON-MANUFACTURING 51.1 vs 52.7

[Anonymous No.58277523]

>>58277505
Maybe money printing. IDK about making.

[Anonymous No.58277527]

>>58277499
anon it is only tuesday

[Anonymous No.58277528]

bobo, are you ok?

[Anonymous No.58277531]

>>58277511
the hilarious part is this just means they can keep raising rates which will absolutely fucking rape the US bond market

[Anonymous No.58277534]

fake out

[Anonymous No.58277539]

the economy is saved

[Anonymous No.58277542]

>>58277512
I literally bought a put a minute ago. Just 1. But fuck me.

[Anonymous No.58277543]

>>58277066
KR calls for doubled value EoY

>.t 10 KR $85 calls for January
> 5 DG $340 calls for January

[Anonymous No.58277546]

Turns out earthquakes and disruptions are good for stock market and mankind. Who woulda knew

[Anonymous No.58277548]

SPY WHY DID YOU PUMP AFTER I SOLD

[Anonymous No.58277549]

Money printers FULL power

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58277555]

>>58277500
oh nevermind, they diluted the fuck out of this thing, it's fucking still too expensive.

[Anonymous No.58277556]

>>58277356
>>58277377
Nah, that's still 2x F which makes legitimate vehicles that burn refined OIL fuel.

[Anonymous No.58277557]

>>58277546
I am seething

[Anonymous No.58277559]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

[Anonymous No.58277562]

>bobo are you ok
>are you ok
>are you ok bobo
>bobo are you ok
>are you ok
>are you ok bobo
>you've been hit by
>you've been struck by
>a smooth criminal

[Anonymous No.58277564]

PAA bros how do we keep winning?

[Anonymous No.58277569]

>>58277555
yeah a decent entry would be like 1 dollar (4 pre split)

[Anonymous No.58277571]

Literally just read 10 minutes ago Jerome Powell was speaking today
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS WASN'T ON THE DOCKET

[Anonymous No.58277579]

slurpin cocoa

[Anonymous No.58277585]

>>58277546
>>58277557
Hahahahahaha an earthquake. A fucking earthquake. Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.58277586]

>>58277555
They've lost 44% revenue after 7 years of work and the PE ratio is still 500 lol

[Anonymous No.58277589]

I AM TOO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58277598]

>>58277172
Big boom boom is here. The Fed changed the rules for banks to get (read print) money in 21-22. Now when the rate cuts inevitably come, inflation will moon.

[Anonymous No.58277601]

>>58277556
I don't own any Tesla but you'd have to be an idiot to actually think EVs aren't going to replace combustion engine vehicles in the next decade or so. I know this oil baron meme is funny and all, but oil is on borrowed time long term.

[Anonymous No.58277607]

>Seeing SPY back in the green

[Anonymous No.58277612]

YSE 2.0 first phase of planning almost complete
:D

[Anonymous No.58277614]

>>58277607
wont last

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58277622]

>>58277546
It's like the bridge collapse. You see they need to create more jobs to rebuild the infrastructure, this creates positive impacts on the economy.

[Anonymous No.58277621]

>>58277585
You are the worst poster in /smg/ by far

[Anonymous No.58277626]

>>58277621
that goes to the laughing korean anon that finally roped

[Anonymous No.58277630]

Member kids, smash a window a day to keep the recession away

[Anonymous No.58277632]

>tried to buy a call at 09:59
>didnt get filled
>market rips up at 10:00
many such cases

[Anonymous No.58277633]

>>58277621
Agreed. I wish we had persistent IDs so I could filter.

[Anonymous No.58277643]

>buy companies whose products I consoom or like
>beat the market and /smg/ for almost a decade
turns out kindergarten theory was the best strategy all along

[Anonymous No.58277645]

YOU HAVE UNTIL NOON TO DECIDE IF THE MARKET WILL TANK OR NOT

[Anonymous No.58277653]

>>58277601
They are idiots. There's no way on Earth that TSLA drops below $500b market cap. It's already at very oversold levels. $140s is the absolute bottom, imo. Then back up as growth resumes. We know their energy division has massive growth potential, the $25k car is coming, FSD took a massive leap, 3 rate cuts this year. If you're not very bullish on TSLA long term then you just aren't paying attention.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58277655]

>>58277621
im still here

[Anonymous No.58277663]

>>58277645
He's going to say the exact same thing he's said for the past 10 months. It will be verbatim the same speech.

[Anonymous No.58277664]

>>58277614
>>58277607
wow how did that happen
it's not like no one could predict this

[Anonymous No.58277667]

looks like meat´s back on the menu, boys

[Anonymous No.58277668]

>>58277601
Nah, only earlyadoptionlookatmetards are buying EVs because everyone with any sense knows that if your battery runs out in NIGGERTOWN then you'll be stuck there waiting for it to charge instead of just getting some refined OIL real quick and getting the fuck out of there. No one with any sense is putting up with their car turning into a total fucking pussy in cold weather. Everyone is going to tell Gavin Newsome to just stick to what he knows which is sucking NIGGER dicks and taking them up his ass. No one wants to have to replace their battery every few years for almost as much as the whole fucking car costed. EV is FAKE AND GAY.

[Anonymous No.58277671]

>>58277643
>separating young children from parents to indoctrinate and harm them without any other adults present
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[GROOVE IS IN THE HEART No.58277674]

>>58277665
>>58277665
>>58277665

[Anonymous No.58277697]

>>58277448
And prison

[Anonymous No.58277701]

>>58277621
Lol so you also legitimately thought that a fucking earthquake would cause a selloff? Show the losses on your shorts from yesterday

[Anonymous No.58277735]

>>58277607
Good (closed my shorts yesterday to load up on Corn)

[Anonymous No.58277822]

>>58277412
I mean... arnt they still owned mostly by hedge funds which also buy up mortgages and take loans from big boy banks

[Anonymous No.58277825]

>>58277218
>>58277184
I thought Fidelity was good? What do you guys use?

[Anonymous No.58277835]

Fucking (((Ethics Advisors))) hammering down my Rio Tinto

[Anonymous No.58277840]

>invest in what you know
Is this good advice or bad advice?
What about buying stock in a company I do contract work for? Or could that lead to "insider trading" claims?

[Anonymous No.58277866]

>>58277840
It's bad advice, knowing more than the average market participant is ironically damaging, it leads to "b-but the market should go down based on what I know, why isn't it agreeing with me". People btfo themselves all the time because they understand the sector but it doesn't help them trade it.

[Anonymous No.58277867]

>>58277825
They are fine for the most part but I moved to Schwab.

[Anonymous No.58277881]

>>58277825
IBKR because I'm not a boomer.

[Anonymous No.58277926]

what is VVPR doing

[Anonymous No.58277932]

Holy fuck I was tempted to short before market open. Happy to see I dodged a bullet there. This Bobo lives to short another day.

[Anonymous No.58279397]

>>58277881
>I just like paying a fee for real time quotes
>I just do, ok?
>it's worth it because I think people think I'm BASED when I say IBKR is my brokerage
>L33trader