Ok, hear me out…

[Anonymous No.58265731]

Yotsuba stock exchange, on the blockchain.
I would unironically buy a shitcoin whose utility was pvp trading in a simulator like we played yesterday.
We can make this happen, right?

[Anonymous No.58265751]

>>58265731
man i need new filter....

[Anonymous No.58265762]

>>58265731
I would play

[Anonymous No.58265778]

>>58265731
i thought about building something like this on ICP
it would use real market price feeds, it would keep track of scores using tokens and display high scores publicly
but i didnt think people shared my autism

[Anonymous No.58265791]

>>58265731
Yostuba L1, the official blockchain of /biz/lets.

[Anonymous No.58265793]

>>58265731
>pvp
sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.58265809]

>>58265731
It’s the kind of thing that would be active and fun for a couple of days. It was a perfect lightning in a bottle for an April fool’s event

[Anonymous No.58265817]

>>58265778
this entire board was grinding so hard on our fake portfolios yesterday, we completely forgot about our real ones.

[Anonymous No.58265832]

>>58265731
Ok... We run the numbers and bring it to the board

[Anonymous No.58265841]

Im like 50/50 joking and dead serious here. Part of the fun was only having like a dozen options to trade and then being able to shitpost with each other between 10 minute ticks. This could be a real game with money on the line and I would play it.

[Anonymous No.58265857]

>>58265817
>fuck yea im a 9 fig MOGUL, kneel before me peasants
>oh shit funs over, back to reality. Check folio..
>i am aspiring investor

[Anonymous No.58265879]

>>58265841
already ahead of you buddy, been thinking about it since yesterday. Im gonna build this game for my biz bros, i just need 10 or 20 good tickers with your best memes

[Anonymous No.58266039]

>>58265879
Fuck yea super keen and will throw real world bucks down. Here are some tickers:
Kek, bag$, jeet, elonmoon, bart, buttcon, gongo, rugpull, ape

[Anonymous No.58266194]

>>58265879
Tickers clown and chuck for sure need to stay

[Anonymous No.58266205]

why the fucking shit did the stupid fucking mods remove our fucking nametags and stuff

I STILL HAVE 50 MILLION
LET ME FUCKING GLOAT AT ALL THE RETARDS WHO DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN
YOU HAD ONE JOB JANNIES
ONE
FUCKING
JOB

FUCK

[Anonymous No.58266563]

>>58266205
One day only newfag

[Anonymous No.58266571]

>>58265731
Why would I waste money on that, when theres a lot of shit happening right now? $ssnc is right around the corner, just before halving dude. We all came here to make money right? right????

[Anonymous No.58266579]

>>58266563
im not new retard i just never cared about the stupid shit on april fools before because it was dumb
this was actually fun
i dont even browse biz

[Anonymous No.58266582]

>>58265751
maybe outright block it

[Anonymous No.58266587]

>>58265762
memecoiner detected.

[Anonymous No.58266589]

>>58265817
Speak for yourself fucking loser

[Anonymous No.58266613]

>>58265841
following the irony of biz that MAYbe could work...?

[Anonymous No.58267982]

>>58265731
That actually sounds like fun, how would it work tho? You buy in with a shitcoin, but how would you cash out?

[Anonymous No.58269397]

>>58267982
thats the fun part, you don't cash out ever

[Anonymous No.58269418]

>>58265731
the fun part of it was everyone playing and shitposting on biz with different icons, not just the game itself

[Anonymous No.58269476]

>>58266563
Previous April Fools memes lasted a few days. I remember the Mint Chocolate Etc one...

And all the OC porn.

[Anonymous No.58271433]

>>58265731
Anon. If i wanted to have fun while getting money i would rather play some rounds with etherorb or just ponder my orb instead.

Like seriously, how in the shit did you retards not realize it was a fucking joke? i've seen at least 3 threads with faggots crying. No wonder you'll keep saying "you'll never make it". YES, you won't if you keep that mentality, fucking idiot.