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Report in Moguls<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249128

>25m in cash
>25m in stocks
Im tired honk honk

>> No.58249134

This goes without saying but this is a NNZ

>> No.58249141

I peaked at 12mil and fell down to 8mil<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249171

Tbqhwyf there needs to be more ranks, it's too easy to hit Mogul

>> No.58249203

>>58249171
>Not quite totally honest with me
Fuck off

>> No.58249588

One day I hope to be a mogul just like you guys!

>> No.58249613

>>58249588
Oops forgot to turn on to show I'm no quitter

>> No.58249616

Best April fools ever.

>> No.58250165

>>58249616
Not by a long shot but better than these last couple years.

>> No.58250183

YES BROTHER
THE FIRE RISES

>> No.58250191

Evening chaps.

>> No.58250197

>>58249073
Rollan in

>> No.58250253

I hate poorfags, fellow moguls.

>> No.58250279

SLURP GME @ $9
>SLURP GME @ $9
SLURP GME @ $9
>SLURP GME @ $9
SLURP GME @ $9
>SLURP GME @ $9
SLURP GME @ $9
>SLURP GME @ $9
SLURP GME @ $9
>SLURP GME @ $9
SLURP GME @ $9
>SLURP GME @ $9

>> No.58250697

>>58250279
Slurpe

>> No.58250711

>>58249073
>honk honk

>> No.58250733

>>58249073
Hello

>> No.58250775 [DELETED] 

>>58249616
Not at all, but they have been hitting it out of the park the past few years. Cream team represent.

>> No.58250782

slurping $CHAD

>> No.58250807
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>>58250775
$Boobchads perk up

>> No.58251096

>waiting for CHAD to be worth a damn

>> No.58251123
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>>58251096
forgot image

>> No.58251155
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58251155

>its become impossible for me to go broke

>> No.58251162

Okay

>> No.58251213

How they gonna ban a savage?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58251222

Can I be mogul?

>> No.58251267

>>58251155
Same.

>> No.58251329

Isn't everyone a mogul by now?

>> No.58251333
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>> No.58251355
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58251355

Time for my retirement. See you laters.

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58251391

where do I cash out
is it paypal or crypto

>> No.58251424
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>>58251391
They wouldn't let me add my bank because I didn't KYC.

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58251660

I'm the best

>> No.58251678

N

>> No.58251712
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58251712

I've been stuck in seven figures for hours now, probably just gonna stop playing.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58251719

What the fuck is this shit

>> No.58251736

What are the faggots over at RDDT doing? Why hasn't it pumped?

>> No.58251753

Fuck yall baby boys

>> No.58251805

>>58251719
Successful people spending time together
>>58251736
Have patience, reddit always delivers

>> No.58251821

>>58251719
Just you being a faggot

>> No.58251843
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58251843

>>58249073
I finally broke the 9 figures. Now I can safely retire to my private island on my yacht.

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58251959

I have made as much money in this fake stock market game as a /biz/ janitor makes in real life today. Double even.
Cheers, gentlemen.

>> No.58252290

>>58251959
It really is unfair how much jannies have made off the Yotsuba Stock Exchange. Might be insider trading.

>> No.58252836

>>58251843
>this guy is a real gamer

>> No.58252939

>>58252836
I wish GME would pump that much IRL.

>> No.58253031
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58253031

>>58252836

>> No.58253074

desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58253168

Salutations.

>> No.58253243

>>58249073
shalom

>> No.58253274

I will spend my millions hunting down every non mogul who posted itt
Know your place plebs, this a mogul only zone

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>>58249073
Mogul on other boards is the brainlet filter

>> No.58253665

>>58249073
Official wagmi thread

>> No.58253711

Heh, Salutations my fellow yacht enjoyers

>> No.58253722

What's Mogul level?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58253872

>>58253722
Checked. I think it's only 5 mil<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58253879

>>58249073
>we need a serious thread where moguls discuss our real portfolios
>what are the best of us holding?
>I have 20M avi,150M apu, and about 10k spread in different shitcoins, mostly on base

>> No.58253895
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58253895

>>58249073
Reporting in.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58254286

>>58253895
Reported in
> Verification not required

>> No.58254321

How do you do, my fellow kids?

>> No.58254753

>>58249073
desu's gonna take me to the moon i can feel it<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58254772

>>58254753
GTFO this thread poor nigger

>> No.58255178

>>58254772
im about to blitz the shit out of you soon watch<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58255228

I AM HERE.

>> No.58255264
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58255264

I like money

>> No.58255337

>>58249073
I'm at 15 mil.

Got bored after having 1000 of each stock plus 5 mil cash.

>> No.58255355

>>58250253
Someone has to clean the toilets.

>> No.58255379

>>58249616
Maybe the real fools were all the greater fools we met along the way.

>> No.58255388
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58255388

>Mogul Secured
>5 Mil liquidated
>Used the rest to pump GACHI
now to rest and shitpost

>> No.58255424

This was fun friends
>One last honk before bed

>> No.58255498

>>58255355
Is that not my job?

>> No.58255513

>>58255424
gn king

>> No.58255842

GAHAHAHA! I HAVE MOGULPROOFED MYSELF!

>> No.58255863
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>>58255842
*sharts and dies*

>> No.58256068

>rags to riches just like elon musk
i kind of wish there was more of a point to the game, but it was kind of fun

>> No.58256085

>>58256068
Elon Musk didn't start at rags thoughever<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58256129

>>58256085
source?

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>>58249073
Chad got me to the top.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58256404

This shit was fun
Someone make a mogul shitcoin

>> No.58256410

>>58256129
his parents literally owned mines in south africa<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58256452

>>58256410
this is the first time i'm hearing this

>> No.58256655
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58256655

I am also this wealthy irl desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58256871

>>58256452
It's a popular fanfiction on this subreddit based loosely on the fact that his father had a $40k stake in a mine in Zambia at some point. But they were still already fairly wealthy from his engineering background. Growing up with enough money to always be around computers and become familiar with the technology just in time for the dot-com boom was a unique privilege in and of itself that was never accessible to anyone starting from rags.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>> No.58256974

>>58249073
heh

>> No.58256999

Hello fellow moguls

>> No.58257052

If this ends soon, it was an honor to become a Mogul with all of you

>> No.58257057

Mogul reporting in
25mil

>> No.58257083

>Your portfolio is valued at $6867445:
I got memed on by JANNY and RDDT, but I made it!

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58257134

lets try that again

>> No.58257152

Checking in
So where am I supposed to cash out?

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>>58249073
Got out early and safely, no regrets.

>> No.58257249

>>58249073
did I make it?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58257251

>>58249073
The fuck is happening with $DESU

>> No.58257307

20mil reporting

>> No.58257518
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58257518

Im done,<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58258767

desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58262857

o7<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58262866

>>58249073
DESU DESU DESU DESU<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58262901

DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU
DESU<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58263478
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58263478

>>58249073
reporting in

>> No.58263530

WAGMI to the Bohemian grove
Time to sacrifice janny's paycheck to the Bogdanoff altar!

>> No.58264031

DESU<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58264329

poorfag? reporting in<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58264374

>>58264329
DESUsis??? All you had to do was cash out the miserable amount of 5M<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58264398

https://youtu.be/XT01AfVMK8c