Smg stock market general

[Anonymous No.58182031]

Peace out for the long weekend

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:>>58179871

[Anonymous No.58182043]

KEK NVDA BAGGIES
KEK GME BAGGIES
KEK DJT BAGGIES
KEK RDDT BAGGIES
KEK TSM BAGGIES
KEK AMD BAGGIES
KEK MSTR BAGGIES
KEK SMCI BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.58182041]

>>58182031
First for cashing out everything and going liquid

[Anonymous No.58182045]

Are we still Kek'ing Gamestop baggies?

[Anonymous No.58182046]

>>58182031
i miss bangbangbangposter

[Anonymous No.58182047]

Why make a new thread?
We were almost free

[Anonymous No.58182049]

>>58182045
Please refer to >>58182043

[Anonymous No.58182054]

any opinions on QCOM? they have some ai shit and havent really popped yet

[Anonymous No.58182058]

>>58182043
i sacrificed my portfolio so that bears might live dont kek at me

[Anonymous No.58182059]

>>58182045
>we

[Anonymous No.58182068]

Are we the baggies?

[Anonymous No.58182072]

Get on my level retards

[Anonymous No.58182079]

>>58182045
no that would be cruel

[Anonymous No.58182096]

>>58182046
He is coming back. Right? I can’t take the current rate of personnel changes on this board.

[Anonymous No.58182104]

I fucking hate the stock market.
Lost all my money buying calls in 2022+2023 and now it goes up for 5 months straight.

[Anonymous No.58182114]

>>58182104
Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.58182121]

>>58182045
Hey I haven't looked at that chart in a while. So here we have late stage p&d. Fairly sedentary unwind off the peak for this category of price action. Plenty of time to understand it's over, the squeeze predicted already happened, this is just burning embers making their way slowly to cold ashes in the wind.
>b-b-but it could spike again
Yes that's also not too uncommon in these charts. Question is spike to where from where and where would this be relative to your cost average? I'll tell you right now it's unlikely to be favorable for (you).

[Anonymous No.58182123]

>>58182104
why would you do that instead of just buying the stocks themselves at the discount price?
i get it maybe trying once... or twice... but until its a run makes no sense
yall just compulsive gamblers

[Anonymous No.58182130]

>>58182121
SOUNDS LIKE FUD HODL THE LINE APES MOASS SOON

[Anonymous No.58182131]

>>58182068
We may be fun but we’re still the baggies.

[Anonymous No.58182143]

Everything honestly feels very toppish, especially nvda. It has such a long way to fall too I really want to make some money off this bubble popping.

[Anonymous No.58182148]

>>58182096
He ded

[Anonymous No.58182150]

>tfw you are gold miner holder

[Anonymous No.58182155]

>>58182150
GDX has been ripping

[Anonymous No.58182159]

>>58182104

[Anonymous No.58182163]

>>58182130
Yeah yeah around about 1200% gain on the main leg up there and surely that wasn't the REAL squeeze.

[Anonymous No.58182164]

>ROOT
you didn't listen to me did you? idiot

[Anonymous No.58182168]

>>58182121
You would convince me, expect I can't explain the 2nd pump from 10 to 75 in March of 2021.
That makes me think there might be something to the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.58182170]

>>58182163
I sell my ass at truck stops so I can use the money to buy GME shares.

[Anonymous No.58182173]

I went cash gang. AI is a meme and has no value. I am not gonna try to time the market but I am not buying anything at these prices. I'll take my 5.75% savings account for now.

[Anonymous No.58182174]

>>58182096
Post the full image.

[Anonymous No.58182186]

Might be a long shot, but anyone have the webm of split screen Latina and black cock cumming? There's an ai voice talking about gooning and putting your dick on her ass while the bbc coms on it.

[Anonymous No.58182195]

>>58182186
>/smg/

[Anonymous No.58182196]

i buy retarded meme stocks shilled on here like LAAC and made some money

simple as

[Anonymous No.58182197]

>>58182096
I think he is gone anon :(

[Anonymous No.58182219]

>>58182174
>>58182148
>>58182197
I guess as long as we remember him, he’s never really gone.

[Anonymous No.58182226]

>>58182196
I think the Mag7 stocks are all overbought and the victim of Mr. Snibs right now, so buying odd shit with upside isn't a terrible idea. Do you have any bull thesis aside from "We need lithium" or nah... Cause I saw SGML in the Twitter feed today

[Anonymous No.58182229]

>>58182163
SEX
SEX
SEXOOOOOO
SEX
HUH
HUH
HUH
YEAH
SEXOOOOOOOO
HUH

[Anonymous No.58182243]

Wheatbros we're back!

[Anonymous No.58182245]

>>58182196
psst...i see you like retarded plays?
MSOS $35 EOY....don't ask how

[Anonymous No.58182263]

>>58182104
Would you buy at these prices?

[Anonymous No.58182293]

>>58182045
They haven't learned their lesson so yes.

[Anonymous No.58182296]

You can tell by the frequency of /smg/ posting that the music is stopping. If you're still long on NVDA/SMCI/whatever meme stock that shout up 5x in a year, you should be cautious.

[Anonymous No.58182320]

>>58182155
there's no point to GDX while NUGT exists

[Anonymous No.58182322]

Closed tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.58182331]

>>58182104
>Lost all my money
How long will it take you to rebuild?

[Anonymous No.58182334]

>>58182322
yes

[Anonymous No.58182359]

>>58182334
Why? Gays?

[Anonymous No.58182371]

My last earnings play til TSLA is SMTC tonight. Anyone else holding?

[Anonymous No.58182380]

>>58182359
Jew on a Stick Friday

[Anonymous No.58182383]

>>58182296
What if I'm long stocks that have grabbed all year

[Anonymous No.58182390]

getting heemed rn, when is the fed data coming out to save the markets today?

[Anonymous No.58182391]

Today is the last trading day for TUP. They either release earnings, get an extension granted, OR GET DELISTED! I am still holding. SEC spooks dont scare me.

[Anonymous No.58182400]

>>58182296
>two more weeks!
>the market has fallen
>billions must sell
just buy calls retard why do you people hate making money?

[Anonymous No.58182401]

>We're off for Good Friday
How is this level of antisemitism allowed?

[Anonymous No.58182408]

>>58182226
just the heresay of the current decline. Chinese refining companies are also cutting production and suspending operations. this will become a longterm play and I intend to buy more and sell covered calls through the ride and if I ever get eaten up...then it was a pleasure to ride.

[Anonymous No.58182413]

>>58182383
then you get snibbed
unless you've been selling calls which makes you a theta chad

[Anonymous No.58182427]

>>58182400
is that picture supposed to be you or me?
I'm not a market doomer, but I am an NVDA hype doomer. I made 55k out of it and now I'm in stocks that I trust much more.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58182439]

>>58182401
Market is closed in honor of Gookfu's birthday.

[Anonymous No.58182443]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58182444]

>>58182031
BOXX bros we won because we are genetically superior

[Anonymous No.58182446]

>>58182439
Real talk why aren't you in worst Korea with her?

[Anonymous No.58182453]

>>58182096
>>58182219
holy shit why is this so damn funny

[Anonymous No.58182464]

>>58182096
lego anon you better not die too I need these in my life now and I'm not going to shop the kids toy aisle looking like some fucking pedo buying a bunch of legos and doing it myself

[Anonymous No.58182478]

>>58182219
Does that one guy have a block of cheese on his head? Kek

[Anonymous No.58182479]

gonna post this again but what if we pumped FUV and sold monday?
>its more worthless than GME
well i want to see a 3rd general of coping baggies and new loss porn from reddit; the GME stuff is getting old and BBBYQ is dead.
>>58179051
noted

[Anonymous No.58182487]

>>58182443
I can't, I'm not eligible for margins, stop spreading salt in the wound!

[Anonymous No.58182495]

>>58182487
You don't need margin to go long options.

[Anonymous No.58182505]

>>58182479
>NFT market shutdown
>500 non profitable stores closed in 8 months
>Videogame consoles no longer being manufactured with disk drives
Well at least Ryan can now use the cash to invest in profitable equties to try and get a return on that cash, because it not being deployed is not bullish at all. Companies need a pathway for growth. The videogame pawnshop has 0 growth without new capeshit films licensing new funko pops.

[Anonymous No.58182520]

big plays

[Anonymous No.58182528]

can you hear it

[Anonymous No.58182537]

>>58182528

[Anonymous No.58182543]

>>58182495
Schwab says no to all option trades to me.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58182554]

>>58182446
She was originally supposed to come back March 20, but she went into the hospital and we have been playing it day by day. I have a one way ticket to Austin TX to see the eclipse in April, so I might just go to Korea from there, but she's still deciding if she's going to go through her surgery and treatment in korea or if she wants to come back to USA for everything. I really couldn't drop everything and go because I still had to pay my taxes, but that's finished as of today. It's just been a cluster fuck.

[Anonymous No.58182568]

>he bought reddit (TICKER: RDDT)

[Anonymous No.58182574]

>>58182487
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

[Anonymous No.58182584]

>>58182391
Holy hell TUP anon didn't rope.
>No investor presentation available
Not gonna buy but glad you are still alive.

[Anonymous No.58182595]

>>58182574
how do you know your sister is on her period?
your dad's cock tastes like blood

[Anonymous No.58182606]

>>58182595
boo

[Anonymous No.58182616]

>>58182595
Tfw no sister to incest

[Anonymous No.58182626]

>>58182574
Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Bill Clinton, Saddam Hussein, and Elian Gonzalez walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A baby seal walks into a club

[Anonymous No.58182674]

>>58182595
Le edgy joke!

[Anonymous No.58182676]

Are we approaching the age of small caps?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58182683]

>>58182574
So this guy goes to a $10 hooker, and she gives him the crabs. So he goes back and he's like, "Hey!!! What the fuck, you gave me crabs," and she says, "What do you expect for $10?!? Lobsters?!?"

[Anonymous No.58182713]

Haven't been to this general since the year 2000, cant believe this autistic tripfag hasn't killed himself yet

[Anonymous No.58182719]

>>58182626
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ”Where did you get that?”, asks the bartender. ”From Africa you moron”, replies the parrot.

[Anonymous No.58182720]

>>58182683
ok I chuckled

[Anonymous No.58182724]

>>58182626
>Bill Clinton, Saddam Hussein, and Elian Gonzalez walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
This makes me feel old.

[Anonymous No.58182726]

WKHS looks poised to retake its ATH any day now

[Anonymous No.58182732]

>vague hint of a downtrend starts
>immediately rips higher past all the stops for the entire day

[Anonymous No.58182734]

the more you warp these things around the more confusion. investment strategy ought to strive for primitiveness. don't think, just feel.

[Anonymous No.58182739]

>>58182574
how do you keep a mormon from drinking all your liquor?

invite two of them

[Anonymous No.58182740]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58182741]

yall laughed at me for saying bullish

[Anonymous No.58182751]

>>58182732
bobo you can join the doom bull or you can keep salt posting every day for months

[Anonymous No.58182754]

>>58182479
funny thing is that if they started selling more general electronics (microcontrollers and expanding their used games thing into a general pc parts marketplace) and stop the funkopops they'd have a good plan going forward. now they've just locked themselves into the ever decreasing reddit rick and morty fan demographic.

also for an ACTUAL stock tip, look at BLDP. They're building a huge new factory in texas and the hydrogen hype is only starting.
>PLUG power
they want to make it onsite via electrolysis, which....okay i guess? other companies will outpace them though, especially if algae from hydrogen catches on.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5491395/

[Anonymous No.58182756]

>>58182739

[Anonymous No.58182759]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
O

[Anonymous No.58182770]

>>58182719
:)

[Anonymous No.58182771]

UP WE GO

[Anonymous No.58182773]

WTF? News bros what happened 5 minutes ago ?

[Anonymous No.58182776]

S&P goes to 6000 by july and then election season resets to 4500

[Anonymous No.58182777]

>>58182754
meant for >>58182505

[Anonymous No.58182780]

>>58182676
What stocks do shipgirls invest in?

[Anonymous No.58182806]

You love to see it

[Anonymous No.58182813]

jerome thank you

>>58182806
Hi Connor

[Anonymous No.58182815]

>>58182584
Hope everything is going well anon. Any new investments or developments with you?

[Anonymous No.58182817]

what's ooooing?

[Anonymous No.58182818]

some random shitposter on /cmmg/ turned me onto Snowline Gold quite awhile ago, just a ridiculous return so far and it keeps going up

[Anonymous No.58182822]

Uh-oh bull-sama! Having trouble holding those highs?

[Anonymous No.58182828]

AAAAA MAKE IT STOP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.58182840]

Capital gains is good but nothing beats that $50 from tobacco stocks once in a quarter.

[Anonymous No.58182841]

As soon as /smg/ goes ooo we're so fucking back to where we started

[Anonymous No.58182843]

nasty reversal

[Anonymous No.58182844]

>>58182143
same anon, same, but I'm scared of getting wrecked liked this anon >>58182104

[Anonymous No.58182848]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58182849]

>Corporate profits keep increasing to new heights
>Insane GDP supported by normie consumerism
>Low unemployment
I fuckin kneel USbros. You truly have the greatest economy on the face of this planet. The US has achieved an ultra soft landing. I am honestly amazed by the insane GDP figures and the consumerist spirit not only persevering but actually increasing. Amazing

[Anonymous No.58182850]

>>58182464
I’m not going anywhere and the trick is to look like you’re buying the sets as gifts or just buy them used online.
>>58182478
He’s supposed to be the Chad but yes it kind of does look like a food on head meme.
>>58182554
Best wishes for both of you.

[Anonymous No.58182861]

i told you guys
money line goes up this weekend big time
my money line is going up no matter what
of course i sold nvda and bought aapl unlike you baggies

[Anonymous No.58182865]

He doesnt hold Gold?
He doesnt hold Silver?
He doesnt hold Oil?
He doesnt hold Uranium?
He doesnt hold Copper?

[Anonymous No.58182866]

Should I buy GME right now

[Anonymous No.58182867]

>>58182780
HII and NOC

[Anonymous No.58182868]

I'm literally staring at the 6 grand I have in brokerage. No idea what to do with it. Everything is so toppy and crabby at the same time.

[Anonymous No.58182872]

>>58182865
where do you keep your uranium?

[Anonymous No.58182876]

>>58182849
Bears fukt forever

[Anonymous No.58182880]

This market is looking like it's almost out of steam.

[Anonymous No.58182882]

>>58182868
oh my sweet summer child, if you think were even close to the top you're about to get hurt

[Anonymous No.58182886]

>>58182574
then the one fly says to the other fly, “hey, your man is open”.

[Anonymous No.58182890]

>>58182880
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.58182891]

>>58182868
odte right now

[Anonymous No.58182892]

We are in the easy phase of the market
When this is over we sre in the crabbing phase where everyone loses money

[Anonymous No.58182898]

I keep buying at the (new) top and I'm still making money. Feels good

>>58182849
I was explaining this to bobos since 2022. Corporations always win. Only wagie pleb pays the price of economic turmoil. Corporations know how to manage their assets to win.
History shows that too, during 1920s corporations in germany were the real winners, as they were able to allocate their money abroad. Germans who bought shares of said coporations saved themself from complete bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.58182903]

>>58182880
im a perma bear and even i know line go up some more

[Anonymous No.58182908]

>>58182815
I figured out it is easier to buy profitable companies with solid growth plans than bet on moon shots. Less fun but more profitable. I learned those mistakes from not analyzing the company employing me, which has no plan and is losing lots of money. TUP at least seems to have a plan but it is steep to execute. I have faith they can accomplish it in some manner.

[Anonymous No.58182907]

>>58182872
prison wallet

[Anonymous No.58182910]

It's over

[Anonymous No.58182915]

>>58182865
I keep this information private

[Anonymous No.58182917]

>>58182780
DHT, GOGL, CMRE, SFL

[Anonymous No.58182918]

>>58182780
HAUTO from Norway. And little bit of ZIM for exposure to kosher markets.

[Anonymous No.58182920]

>>58182891
Fuck no. 0DTE is for suckers, all the action happens pre and post market, and you guys get crabbed on all day until theta eats you down to nothing. MMs and hedge funds figured out the strategy for that.
>>58182882
I don't expect a big drop in SPY/QQQ or am I overly bearish overall, but I don't see any explosive movement one way or another from any of the Mag7 stocks. The run on semis seems to have cooled off.

[Anonymous No.58182922]

AAAAAAAA where did all these bears come from?!

[Anonymous No.58182932]

>>58182908
as far as the company employing you, keep with it as long as the paycheck comes in. Have a plan if shit hits the fan. At the end of the day its a job, you exchange time for money.

[Anonymous No.58182936]

>>58182918
>HAUTO
kek my friend bought about $2500 of HAUTO at its peak right before it crashed.

[Anonymous No.58182939]

>>58182920
1dte then you insufferable nigger

[Anonymous No.58182940]

>>58182780
They bought the Maersk dip

[Anonymous No.58182944]

>>58182922
when i manifested this top signal >>58182894

[Anonymous No.58182951]

>>58182936
let me guess, he sold already. He didn't lose much anyway I assume as HAUTO paid 30 NOK special divvy this year.

[Anonymous No.58182962]

Thanks to the strong dollar my EUpoor US index fund is going even better. Thanks USbros. Damn I hate this country and its currency.
Also, you gotta love that beautiful candle on gold. I wonder how far metals are going this year as we experience a massive recovery.
>>58182898
>Corporations know how to manage their assets to win
Oh absolutely. The economy is literally set up to benefit companies. This is why business owners are the real kings. Hell, my father's boomer business literally increased net profit by more than 50% over the last two years. Inflation is always ridiculously bullish if you can utilize it... which a lot of people can.
Wagecuckies always end up paying for it

[Anonymous No.58182965]

>>58182951
20* NOK

[Anonymous No.58182966]

FUCK I JUST SOLD MY CALLS

[Anonymous No.58182970]

>Time to poomp 0.25% before markets close, right before a public holiday
Who the fuck comes up with this shit?

[Anonymous No.58182979]

>>58182951
I think he's down like 10,000 NOK even with the dividend because he also bought Wallenius Wilhelmsen (also at its peak kek).

[Anonymous No.58182984]

>>58182155
My retarded ass just put $10,000 in GDX. Therefore it's guaranteed to drop. They may even bankrupt now and collapse.
Gg everyone else. Was nice knowing you all.

[Anonymous No.58182988]

>>58182849
>money peinter goes brrrrrrr
>money in circulation goes up
>gdp goes up
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.58183001]

My levearged SPY is up 0.83%, should I sell now for the profit?

[Anonymous No.58183007]

>>58182988
That's the way it is, m8. Bobos have underestimated the market and normies yet again. People have way more money than you think

[Anonymous No.58183009]

>>58183001
Yes, always take profits.

[Anonymous No.58183011]

I bogled.
SCHD and XLK.

[Anonymous No.58183013]

>>58183001
Wait till my order goes through first please

[Anonymous No.58183028]

>>58183007
The problem is if this is unsustainable

[Anonymous No.58183043]

>>58183028
We need to ask what the shoeshiners are putting their money towards.

[Anonymous No.58183053]

>>58182850
>He’s supposed to be the Chad
I see it now. Brilliant

[Anonymous No.58183055]

GOD DAMMIT FIDELITY
Stop showing me popup notices that the markets are closed tomorrow
I already know and I'm already depressed as fuck right now, you're making it worse!

[Anonymous No.58183066]

sold my GME puts for a 15% loss i hate this gay shit

[Anonymous No.58183070]

>one day without trading is enough to make you depressed

[Anonymous No.58183072]

>>58183028
>>58183007
Building back better costs
Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.58183076]

And walla, reddit will never go below 50!

[Anonymous No.58183078]

SPY 525 before close lets go

[Anonymous No.58183083]

>>58183028
Whether its unsustainable is irrelevant. The fed and big corpos will return to peak COVID inflation levels to keep this corpse propped up until they get their president re elected

[Anonymous No.58183091]

FYI, I found something interesting when looking for companies a few days ago.
"The FDA begins enforcement of the FSMA 204 food traceability law on January 20, 2026."

From https://www.fda.gov/food/food-safety-modernization-act-fsma/fsma-final-rule-requirements-additional-traceability-records-certain-foods
>At the core of this rule is a requirement that persons subject to the rule who manufacture, process, pack, or hold foods on the FTL, maintain records containing Key Data Elements (KDEs) associated with specific Critical Tracking Events (CTEs); and provide information to the FDA within 24 hours or within some reasonable time to which the FDA has agreed.

This market is potentially huge and it's pretty new. I found out about it when researching TRAK company. It works on a platform that helps achieve compliance with this regulation. Didn't find another similar one yet although I didn't have much time to do DD this week.

[Anonymous No.58183118]

Funniest shit about the Sam Bankman shit was how much /pol/ and /biz/ continued to circle jerk about 'BRAH HE AINT GETTING ANYTHIGN THAT'S ANTISEMITIC GOOOY GOOOY" for hours and hour while not knowing how any legal system works. And now the narrative changed to "lol he gonna serve 5 years xD 3 years xD". It's really annoying. I don't even care for the antisemitic part. The part that annoys me is the absolute ignorance of how you guys don't know how anything works but with absolute confidence will spew your ignorant knowledge of nothing out with no self reflection whatsoever. You never learn and you'll continue to circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.58183129]

>>58182849
>Insane GDP
>3.2%
the pov of a euro is just sad

[Anonymous No.58183134]

>you need to put all your life savings on something you barely understand even on a surface level to have the slightest chance of improving your position at all

[Anonymous No.58183144]

>>58183118
Considering the crime 25 is very low.

[Anonymous No.58183162]

>>58183118
He'll be out in less than 10.

[Anonymous No.58183164]

>>58183134
What

[Anonymous No.58183167]

Bernie Madoff got 150 years for way less money stolen

[Anonymous No.58183169]

>>58183134
>VOO up 30% this year
>>58183164
he's trying to claim that investors can't make it only traders can

[Anonymous No.58183181]

>>58183134
Imo if you're piss poor then your best bet is to work towards getting a better paid job. Stock market won't pull you out of poverty if you don't have enough savings to throw at it.

[Anonymous No.58183183]

Oh would you look at that!
The open Baseball opening day pump started!

[Anonymous No.58183190]

I'm seeing a pattern here. What's stopping someone from buying in one of the dips, selling when it's slightly higher, then repeating?

[Anonymous No.58183192]

Whenever I buy the local top of something, I just hold until I go green even if it takes half a year. Never sold longs at a loss before.

[Anonymous No.58183203]

>>58183190
Taxes and options.

[Anonymous No.58183214]

>>58183169
>>VOO up 30% this year
Don't joke about stuff like that. I was worried I wasn't beating the index this year.

[Anonymous No.58183216]

idk why I even still read this site. What do they want? Insurance companies to sit on giant hordes of cash?

[Anonymous No.58183223]

>>58183190
its less work to just share hold and print

[Anonymous No.58183228]

>>58182104
Your first mistake was assuming the stock market is predictable. Your second mistake was not having any form of risk management.

[Anonymous No.58183235]

>>58183216
>orange R*ddit
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.58183238]

>>58183190
you won't time perfect tops and bottoms. It's easy to see imaginary patterns in hindsight, In real time you need to be some interdimensional schizo to trade reliably.

[Anonymous No.58183247]

>>58183235
I'm IP banned.

[Anonymous No.58183250]

>>58183169
>he's trying to claim that investors can't make it only traders can
traders don't make it either, what's the number 99% don't turn a profit
>VOO up 30% this year
it's up 22,66% the last 6 months
>>58183181
>Imo if you're piss poor then your best bet is to work towards getting a better paid job. Stock market won't pull you out of poverty if you don't have enough savings to throw at it.
yeah, even if you performed ten thousand times better than the best ever it wouldn't mean much in reality

[Anonymous No.58183253]

>>58183223
this

[Anonymous No.58183255]

>>58183190
Sell puts/calls at those highs and lows.

[Anonymous No.58183261]

>>58183214
>he doesn't know
anon... I...

[Anonymous No.58183260]

>>58183192
This kind of mentality is why I'm thinking about pulling all my money out of stocks. People are so fucking sure that line will go up if they just give it a couple sbirt months. They seem to have forgotten what a real recession looks like and thus worries me.

[Anonymous No.58183262]

>>58183247
based

[Anonymous No.58183276]

>>58183260
>sbirt months

[Anonymous No.58183283]

>>58183216
>why do I go there
>brings shit here
go back.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58183286]

>>58183183
#Yankees #NastyNestor #BanOhtani4Life(w/payjusttofuckthedodgers)

[Anonymous No.58183289]

>>58183214
Haha yeah... it's actually 32% 1y and 11% since January 1st.

[Anonymous No.58183295]

>>58183276
Short months
I'm a phone chad, waddya expect?

[Anonymous No.58183306]

>>58183118
Lmao, how often do you watch or read the news?

[Anonymous No.58183314]

>RDDT
kek my original target short date was 4/1. looks like I'm late to the party.

[Anonymous No.58183315]

>>58183261
Doesn't your calendar start on the 1st of January like the rest of ours?
You have an odd definition of this year.

>>58183289
I'm up 25% this year

[Anonymous No.58183318]

>>58183253
Top signal

[Anonymous No.58183317]

>>58183295
Phone posters are all fags.

[Anonymous No.58183324]

>>58183083
>keep this corpse propped up
If people have literally always been saying shit like this and yet the country continues to do better and better, maybe things aren't as bad as you doomers think

[Anonymous No.58183326]

>>58183118
tell me how diplomatic immunity works libnigger.

[Anonymous No.58183335]

>>58183317
Take that back right fucking now!

[Anonymous No.58183339]

and just like that reddit will never go above $50 again

[Anonymous No.58183341]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58183345]

god blessed me with foresight to buy uranium

[Anonymous No.58183346]

>>58183317
Buy INTC NOW
Buy BTC NOW

Sent from my iPhone

[Anonymous No.58183360]

Last number of my post is how many shares of SPY I'm buying before close

[Anonymous No.58183363]

>>58183346
iToddlers are actually fags though.

[Anonymous No.58183364]

>>58183341
..oooo

[Anonymous No.58183365]

a permanently high plateau. higher for longer. buy high sell high.

[Anonymous No.58183370]

>>58183360
kek

[Anonymous No.58183371]

>>58183360

[Anonymous No.58183372]

>>58183118
> absolute confidence will spew your ignorant knowledge
Do you know where you are.png

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58183373]

>>58183306
(((They))) had to throw him in jail like a scape goat or (((they))) would have been exposed for using the Ukraine to launder money to democrats in 2022 through FTX. See they sent the money to the ukraine, then the ukraine gave the money to mini madoff who in turn gave it back to the democrats own campaigns. it was beyond disgusting.

[Anonymous No.58183374]

>>58183360
we go again next week

[Anonymous No.58183375]

>>58183360
last 10 digits for me

[Anonymous No.58183378]

allow me to bask in the delusion of accomplishment i am a great warrior of biblical poetry and honour

[Anonymous No.58183384]

>RDDT down 30% since Tuesday
KWAB

[Anonymous No.58183385]

WE BROKE BOBO

[Anonymous No.58183387]

>>58183118
I blame the influx of redditors for this. In fact, pre-2016 4chan was nothing like this. There was the occasional schizo of course, but they were treated as object of derision, like board jesters.

[Anonymous No.58183391]

>>58183216
Look at the skyline of any major city in any part of the world. The largest buildings are usually occupied by banks and insurance companies.

[Anonymous No.58183392]

the puts i sold on SOXL are doing swimmingly

[Anonymous No.58183394]

>>58183324
>the country continues to do better and better

By what metric?

[Anonymous No.58183397]

I feel like NYCB share price is being propped up by some kind of derivative. It's decaying like an option.

[Anonymous No.58183406]

>>58183384
>GME back to $12.5
thats the old low back in november

[Anonymous No.58183408]

>>58183391
I love insurance companies. I have tens of thousands of dollars in ACIC shares.

[Anonymous No.58183416]

>>58183384
Won't go back down any longer tho

[Anonymous No.58183419]

>>58183375
>HE DOESN'T GO TO THE 10TH DIGIT

[Anonymous No.58183420]

519 open monday. see ya there

[Anonymous No.58183422]

Woah.

[Anonymous No.58183431]

>he didn't take the most obvious short on a scam stock in the history of the stock market
lol, lmao even. You are not a real trader

[Anonymous No.58183432]

our job here at smg is vital we provide allocation of capital we tip the scales we lean on the tables we turn the dials

[Anonymous No.58183435]

Market is going to rocket upwards over the long weekend, free money as usual

[Anonymous No.58183441]

>>58183431
I just DCA and shitpost mostly

[Anonymous No.58183443]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58183447]

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.58183450]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AT THE END?!

>>58183443
-0.11%

[Anonymous No.58183452]

>>58183360

[Anonymous No.58183456]

>>58183443
-0.01% lol the fucking market shat itself at the last second

[Anonymous No.58183458]

i just lost everything

[Anonymous No.58183459]

>>58183443
-.41%

[Anonymous No.58183462]

Mfw just realized a loss of $600 in the last 3 fucking minutes on meta
Fuck you niggers

[Anonymous No.58183461]

fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.58183467]

Gold is risen

[Anonymous No.58183468]

>>58183443
-1.59 dollars.

[Anonymous No.58183472]

>>58183443
+1.38%
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.58183473]

>>58183443
+0.56. I'm a bit dissapointed because I wanted ENB and HRB to drop a bit to buy into them. Maybe Monday then.

[Anonymous No.58183475]

>>58183443
down ONE FUCKING DOLLAR

[Anonymous No.58183476]

>>58183467

[Anonymous No.58183482]

Who the fuck is incessantly dumping this into market close?

Fucking niggers
Now it's bouncing back in post market
Why the fuck can't i close my options after hours instead fucking like faggots

[Anonymous No.58183483]

>>58183394
You fucking jokin m8? By the measure that we all have modern cars and high speed internet and no one rides horses through mud anymore you absolute imbecile

[Anonymous No.58183485]

My SCHD finished green beans baby

[Anonymous No.58183487]

>>58183443
That was pretty close. Next time you’ll get it.

[Anonymous No.58183488]

>>58183443
Right at the end I suddenly went up 3% for no reason.
Looks like tech and finance is imploding.

[Anonymous No.58183494]

With deez bridges down. I say we take them tunnels and short them cruise ship companies.

[Anonymous No.58183497]

>>58183443
kek
This is my 100% VOO account

[Anonymous No.58183501]

>>58183482
It's almost as if the market is a manipulated piece of shit

[Anonymous No.58183504]

>>58183443
+.51% (again). A bit boring but I’ll take it.

[Anonymous No.58183507]

>>58183494
Just short mpmdx.

[Anonymous No.58183508]

>>58183482
>Why the fuck can't i close my options after hours
these trade for an extra 15 min after close: DBA, DBB, DBC, DBO, DIA, EFA, EEM, GAZ, IWM, IWN, IWO, IWV, JJC, KBE, KRE, MDY, MLPN, MOO, NDX, OEF, OIL, QQQ, SLX, SPY, SVXY, UNG, UUP, UVXY, VIIX, VIXY, VXX, VXZ, XHB, XLB, XLE, XLF, XLI, XLK, XLP, XLU, XLV, XLY, XME, XRT

[Anonymous No.58183510]

>>58183443
MAX PAIN

[Anonymous No.58183517]

Why is my shit getting sold

[Anonymous No.58183520]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58183522]

i want to start investing in stocks but i dont know how to and dont know what stocks are good

[Anonymous No.58183526]

>>58183443
+0.72%

[Anonymous No.58183529]

>>58183522
EVA is probably not good.

[Anonymous No.58183536]

>>58183522
We have ETFs for that
No I will not explain

[Anonymous No.58183537]

>>58183522
You got three days to check out all the links in OP and come back and ask questions

[Anonymous No.58183541]

>>58183522
so learn. you will lose money by being dumb, very fast

[Anonymous No.58183546]

>>58183520
based

[Anonymous No.58183550]

>>58183443
+0.74%
Only 80 dollars from breaking even again

[Anonymous No.58183551]

>>58183443
WHAT A BORING WEEK HOLY SHIT.

I'M FALLING ASLEEP.

[Anonymous No.58183570]

Why the hell is SMCI crabbing after months and months of bouncing around wildly 10-15% a day? It's making me nervous.

[Anonymous No.58183582]

>>58183522
You have a long weekend to learn

[Anonymous No.58183583]

SPY will open at 525 next week, have a good easter long weekend everyone.

[Anonymous No.58183589]

>>58183522
u could buy treasuries on margin

[Anonymous No.58183590]

>>58183570
They're a commodity systems integration company. They're at least 2x overvalued.

[Anonymous No.58183598]

>>58183583
517. Allah wills it

[Anonymous No.58183603]

>>58183443
+2.2% holding stocks

[Anonymous No.58183605]

>>58183522

[Anonymous No.58183607]

>>58183443
>1.90%
those RDDT and DJT IV's are crushing nice

[Anonymous No.58183619]

>>58183443
+.36% Buffett's redemption arc was fast. For the first time ever I have my cash position in the single digits. Feels great.

[Anonymous No.58183642]

>>58183522
Read investor presentations and look for improving growth + margins YoY. Flip the most rocks over.

[Anonymous No.58183646]

>>58183483
Are you retarded? Even shithole countries have cars and internet. Having cars and internet versus horses and snail mail doesn't necessarily mean a country is always "doing better".

[Anonymous No.58183653]

The United States economy is the most powerful force on Earth.

[Anonymous No.58183674]

>>58183653
Thank you Joe Biden.

[Anonymous No.58183680]

How does RDDT even expect to make a profit? Their communist tranny jannys constantly ban the customers who could or would buy the products. Except for funko pops, bad dragon, and cuck porn what would their user base even pay for?

[Anonymous No.58183684]

>>58183646
>>58183483
Assets and cash are both worthless, all that matters is administrative approval that can be rented for either.

[Anonymous No.58183691]

>>58183680
>ban the customers
They ban the products. Companies buying ads are the customers and the jannys aren't allowed anywhere near them.

[Anonymous No.58183692]

>>58183570
AI hype is loosing steam, just look at the falling NVDA volume (and price)

[Anonymous No.58183701]

>>58183674
You're welcome kiddo.

[Anonymous No.58183732]

what's the worst rated investment firm i want to mirror their trades

[Anonymous No.58183749]

>>58183653
Lets go brandon

[Anonymous No.58183824]

Is it over NVDA sisters?

[Anonymous No.58183830]

>>58183732
ark

[Anonymous No.58183832]

>>58183508
Good to know thanks

[Anonymous No.58183841]

>>58183824
triple top anon was right

[Anonymous No.58183847]

>>58183830
Are the the *worst* though?

[Anonymous No.58183851]

>>58183570
>>58183692
>>58183824
>>58183841
AI isn't suddenly losing steam lmao I can't believe how quickly this dumb fucking hot take took hold. Yeah, and cars were losing steam in 1924. Dumb motherfuckers lol

[Anonymous No.58183867]

>>58183847
just look into some of cathie woods moves in the last few years and how much money she lost running ark

[Anonymous No.58183879]

>>58183851
everything must be graded with a reference, a scale, a unit of relevancy. a commonly held belief, say by a majority of individuals at any given time, isn't per se 'dumb' by definition with regards to the time and intelligence at that particular time. hence it's forth of becoming.

[Anonymous No.58183886]

>>58183851
it's not dead as a tech, the current hype cycle just seems to be calming down

[Anonymous No.58183897]

>>58183887
>>58183887
>>58183887

[Anonymous No.58183898]

>>58183851
It is still massively overvalued and a huge correction WILL happen.

[Anonymous No.58183973]

>>58183847
Cathy just bought into RXRX recently lmfao

[Anonymous No.58185705]

>>58183091
amazing thanks