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Anon from 4chan /biz/ you're on the air.

>> No.58175532
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>>58175513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7C-94B1SeE

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>>58175513
>uh.. henlo

>> No.58175605

Fuck niggers. That is all.

>> No.58175622

>>58175513
Hi... so... I'm 4k in debt... and I'm an alcoholic who lives in a trailer park. Yes I watch TV still. How do I escape debt? could it be accomplished with a firm handshake?

>> No.58175633

>>58175513
hey dave, first time calloor, long time listenoor... how can I save money

>> No.58175642

Just used my life savings on a racist coin, Dave. How do I explain this to the taxman?

>> No.58175689

>>58175513
Hi Dave. Long time rice and beans eater, first time caller. I'm almost 40 with no savings and I wanna retire at 55. What should I do?

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>>58175513
Get KANA b4 is too late

>> No.58175790

So I put my entire life savings into something called internet computer because this guy uhhh moonman1488 posted a picture of a Hong Kong passport and said it was a good idea

>> No.58175798

>>58175513
Hi Dave I bought chainlink at ico and would like to request your daughters hand in marriage. when can I perform a hymen inspection before we finalize?

>> No.58175803

>>58175513
Hi. I invested all my life savings into Gamestop stock a few years ago because some schizos on an Asian cartoon message board told me that the swamp people in DC didn't want me to buy it. Did I make a mistake?

>> No.58175817

Hi Dave. I invested all my 401k into AllNiggersMustHang and JewsDid9/11 coins. Now they've been banned and I'm broke. Do you have a lawyer who deal with these kind of stuff?

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>>58175513
> Hi Dave, long time fan
> im 41 and I’m a neet and live in my parents basement
> What’s that? Oh it’s spelled N-E-E-T , yeah it means Not in Education, Employment or Training
> anyway I’ve been debt maxxing and have over $80k in credit card debt
> income? No I’m a neet, I don’t work
> how did I spend the $80k? I’ve been trading shitcoins … yeah it’s basically crypto, but it has no real value and it’s mostly scams
> hey Dave, can you hold for a sec? My mom just brought me chicken tendies
> ok, I’m back, anyway my shit coins have all rugged from jeet devs and I don’t know how to pay off this debt
> yeah the guys who made the shit coins are jeets, they’re from India , and they rugged me
> CLICK
> dave? Hello?
> dave?

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>>58175513
>thanks morty
>I'm here to tell you that all you normies that truflation has lots of index on inflation with real time numbers and its gonna implement AI predicting soon
>see you guys in the near future

>> No.58175918

>>58175513
>hai mister
>why crypto os full of faggets ser?
>yeah I just insult them every time I can

>> No.58175954

>>58175513
Hey Dave, longtime fan and admirer here, thanks for taking the time, I've really wanted to get your opinion on niggers tongue my anus.

>> No.58175971
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>>58175513
>hi dave
>oh yes, better than you deserve, yes I know
>anyway yeah so I'm sandbagging at my job long enough to generate a side income stream
>i'm not terribly interesting in only stuffing money in a 401k and retiring when I'm 60
>well you see with the rate of inflation an employer's wage will never allow me to get ahead.
>d-dave? are you okay? you're mumbling something about time theft, the Lord and growth stock mutual funds
>hello?

>> No.58175975

>>58175513
Hi Dave I make $124,000 per year and I'm $2,675,000 in debt. I make bi-weekly payments of $2895.
If you were me, would you focus on making more money or getting rid of debt?
Thanks.

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>>58175513
dont let them shill $SUPER, $SOL, $APU or another fucking worthless project, GET HIM QUICKLY

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>>58175532
On a scale of 1-10 this is like a 1000/10
Thank you Anon

>> No.58176096

>>58175513
N

>> No.58176132

>>58175532
holy kek

>> No.58176177

>>58175513
>Hello Dave. I recently bought a crypto token because it's logo had a picture of a frog in it and now I've entered what some people online call "six figure hell". How do I quickly turn that money into a million dollars before stress from socializing with people at my job causes me to kill myself?

>> No.58176302

>>58175532
TOP KEK

>> No.58176314

>>58175513
I don't even know who this faggot is.