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The Bridge Has Fallen Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.58163460

kek gme baggies

>> No.58163652
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>>58163341
>BUY INTC

>> No.58163659

>>58163341
Why is CRNT dumping :/

>> No.58163673

>>58163460
kek

>> No.58163685

is there a better instrument or metric to use aside from vix/vvix to gauge general market volatility?

>> No.58163695

finally GME is dipping down to where i sold it at

>> No.58163730
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Biz approved app to paper trade? Wanna learn all about options bros

>> No.58163747

with jews, you WIN

>> No.58163801
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>>58163341
Gold looks like it's about to pump to 2300.

>> No.58163810

Someone with ai anime image generator can make a pic of mairon following the finances of Angbang? Thanks

>> No.58163813
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Here we go boys Q2 soon!

>> No.58163835

>>58163801
pretty sure we just passed a 1.2T spending bill. I expect everything to pump tomorrow as we keep printing away.

>> No.58163837
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58163837

Hi /smg/ Jeanna Smialek from the new york times thanks for taking our questions, what do you think the financial implications of bang bang anon being on spring break have on the economy and your interest rate decision?

>> No.58163845
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>>58163810
lmao, angbang sounds too much like...

>> No.58163856

>>58163835
> a 1.2T spending bill.
how long will that last, 90 days?

>> No.58163881

>>58163527
>Employer mandatory matches 1%
>Voluntary 4%, they match 2.5%
at least my student loans get paid off (40k eligible) in 3 years.

>> No.58163883

>>58163856
no more than 120 days. I'm too lazy to calculate the additional interest but 105-110 is a decent guess.

>> No.58163895
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58163895

one hundred million dollars

>> No.58163898

K-1's can go fuck themselves. Extra fucking paperwork bullshit.

>> No.58163933

Any CC00 short opportunities?

>> No.58163950
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>>58163845
Kek. In utumno. Would be fun to see mairon participating in the stock market to bring in the financing for melkors wars. He was in charge of the financial aspects of the stronghold

>> No.58163973
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58163973

>Ever Given status: h4xx0r3d
>Dali status: h4xx0r3d
So what's stopping the chinks from hacking one of these next and leveling a major US city? Each LNG tanker is basically a floating nuclear bomb. You just know those slanty eyed bastards are going to do it sooner or later.

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58163993

Another early pump into downward spiral tomorrow…

>> No.58164003

>>58163993
You mean my life?
That spiral started years ago

>> No.58164016

>>58163973
not really that explosive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qGIMqDKwA

>> No.58164017

>DJT
>6B MC
>6 month lockup
This seems like an easy x10 going into election no? Or has crypto fried my brain?

>> No.58164044

Like, Im scanning through social media and Im seeing retards buying and journalists calling it overvalued trash

>> No.58164045

is the stock market just a greater fool theory

>> No.58164070

>>58164045
the market seeks to take away from those who dont want to give it up then goes and does that to the other side and back and forth

>> No.58164072

>>58164017
best best would it be going up based on gamma squeeze to avoid election contribution laws giving him basically infinite securities he can pledge for bonds/cash

>> No.58164073

>>58163685
if the dumbest dude you know or work with is talking about stocks or crypto its about to pop

>> No.58164080

>>58164045
American markets are built different than international markets.

>> No.58164099

should i put my entire stack into WBA tomorrow for thursdays earnings gamble

>> No.58164146
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nvidia will have a mcap of 6 TRILLION this time next year. it unironically is a new paradigm.

>> No.58164157

>>58164146
Top signal

>> No.58164170

>>58164099
There are more retarded gambles out there. But remember that it's always darkest just before it turns pitch black.

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>>58164146
lfg

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>>58164157
i've been holding since 230, and the amount of anons calling top signals and getting absolutely HEEMED trying to short it too long is always funny

>> No.58164177

I bought GME for the first time because you goys said it was gonna pump again

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>>58164045
Basically just that marshmallow test with money instead.

>> No.58164213

Buy more missiles

>> No.58164214
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>>58164016
>A boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion (BLEVE, /ˈblɛviː/ BLEV-ee) is an explosion caused by the rupture of a vessel containing a pressurized liquid that is or has reached a temperature sufficiently higher than its boiling point.[1][2] Because the boiling point of a liquid rises with pressure, the contents of the pressurized vessel can remain a liquid as long as the vessel is intact. If the vessel's integrity is compromised, the loss of pressure drops the boiling point, which can cause the liquid to convert to gas expanding rapidly. BLEVEs are manifestations of explosive boiling.
>BLEVEs are often caused by an external fire near the storage vessel causing heating of the contents and pressure build-up. While tanks are often designed to withstand great pressure, constant heating can cause the metal to weaken and eventually fail. If the tank is being heated in an area where there is no liquid (such as near its top), it may rupture faster because the boiling liquid does not afford cooling in that area. Pressure vessels are usually equipped with relief valves that vent off excess pressure, but the tank can still fail if the pressure is not released quickly enough.[1] A pressure vessel is designed to withstand the set pressure of its relief valves, but only if its mechanical integrity is not weakened as it can be in the case of an impinging fire.[12] In an impinging fire scenario, flammable vapors released in the BLEVE will ignite upon release, forming a fireball. The origin of the impinging fire may be from a release of flammable fluid from the vessel itself, or from an external source, including releases from nearby tanks and equipment. For example, rail tank cars have BLEVEd under the effect of a jet fire from the open relief valve of another derailed tank car.[13]
Short BOIL.

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>futures

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>>58163341
My niggas, I tried to warn you about chart patterns.

>> No.58164383

>Hurr why should I buy NVDA when the ship has sailed. Just buy government backed INTC
Video game addicted retards are actually clueless.
x86 is legacy hardware. Only windows boomers use it. The same windows that has been getting more bloated and more infested by adware every iteration.
Mobile, servers, and AI are choosing other architectures.

And even then why wouldn't you just invest in other tech companies that have proven they can invest in and produce superior chips rather than wait for whatever INTC and AMD offer?

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>futures

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>>58163883

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>futures

>> No.58164480
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58164480

God Bless XOM

>> No.58164484

>>58164480
Iddy biddy pbr tiddies

>> No.58164487
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58164487

>MOGLF futures

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Platinum and Palladium finally about to start going up

>> No.58164530

>>58164521
Buy SBSW to gamble on nigger miners?

>> No.58164537

>>58164521
>Platinum and Palladium finally about to start going up
SAYS WHO????
HUH? I GOT LAUGHED OUTTA HERE THE OTHER DAY FOR SAYING THE SAME THING

>> No.58164573
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MCD

>> No.58164575

What are the biggest stocks, say Nasdaq 100 tier, that are technically traded as such while in reality being a fund?
With zero fees and high dividend.
That outperforms the S&P.

>> No.58164597

>>58164575
Well I can tell you a few funds that outperform the S&P, but since you're autistic about *zero* fees and a high dividend (What counts as "high"? Do you not understand your broker offers a "Sell" button if you need cash?), you're just gonna have to miss out on those returns.

>> No.58164616

>>58164597
Bait

>> No.58164638
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i opened a public.com account with options to get grandfathered into the revenue share but desu the UI is ugly, i don't know how to make a watchlist, and they ask you to tip after trades LOL

>> No.58164639

>>58164616
It's not bait, your criteria are stupid. Do you realize exactly how few funds charge *zero* fees? Like nine: https://etfdb.com/compare/lowest-expense-ratio/

And if you think BKAG's your man, with that 3.5% "high" divvy, you're beyond saying.

>> No.58164648

>>58164639
*saving

>> No.58164670

>>58164575
AAPL.

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>>58163341
... you called?

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>>58164708
Yes, hi, YenCoin is about to double. Can you please elaborate on the consequences, Mr. Swan?

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58164733

Enjoying my first sippy poo of the week. I'm back on the liquor.

>> No.58164747

>>58164639
You're so far off I don't know how to begin formulating a response. I'm considering racial slurs in capital letters.

>> No.58164762
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>literally anything happens
IT'S LE BLACK SWAN GUYS JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN PREDICTING AMERICA IS LITERALLY COLLAPSING

>> No.58164802

>>58164762
it's literally over though

>> No.58164873

>>58164728
>that chart
holllllyyyy fuckkkkkkkk some real bad shit is on its way isn't it

>> No.58164877
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>>58164873
Are we getting Pearl Harbored again?

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Why haven't you bought all of Trump's (DJT) stock? It'll be a trillion dollar when he's president.

>> No.58164907
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how does buying before the ex-dividend date generally work? is there like a small pump that typically covers it such that it's priced in for that ~1% quarterly and then goes back down after the ex-dividend date? Do I need to hold after the ex-dividend date to get it or can I sell the next day and still get the payout that comes weeks later?

is it a valid strategy to just hunt good deals in the days beforehand on healthy payouts? should I go further back and lurk for the announcement of the dividend itself and buy the news?

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This is what I get for going with RKLB.

>> No.58164957

>>58163341
The rats are winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yv9I33uob0

>> No.58165008

Threadly reminder that salt water cannot melt steel beams

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>futures

>> No.58165032

>>58165008
Are you not familiar with the Chesapeake? Baltimore is way north on the bay, and the harbor itself is at the opening of a river into the bay. The water there is more fresh than salty. It's brackish. Though, if you go further up the river it's not water anymore, it's just chemicals

>> No.58165034

>>58165013
>futures
https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg

>> No.58165036
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How many of you realize that the market will now go back into a downturn and we're not getting those 2 rate cuts this year?

The more I research it, the more it looks like the market is wrong yet again.

>> No.58165038

>>58164420
oof

>> No.58165039

>>58164907
man i'm gonna shoot you straight, i just snowball into yieldmax and stop thinking too hard about it

>> No.58165041

>>58165013
cute

>> No.58165049

>>58165036
>no cuts this year
What have you been researching; how to suck your own dick?
Youre so wrong about this, I hope you rethink whatever brought to this conclusion.

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>>58165041
>futures
I have several capy webms

>> No.58165057

I bought puts as insurance, I'm never ever selling my shares though.

Never.

>> No.58165063

>>58165055
tell me more about them
Also checked

>> No.58165072

>>58165057
>I'm never ever selling my shares though.
money is all pretend until you can spend it, and dollar tree doesn't take stock certificates as payment

>> No.58165080

>>58165057
>bought puts
On NYCB? You should sell those shares, anon...

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>>58165063
They're very chill giant rodents from Argentina
They like to just sit around and soak under the water. That's all I know about them actually
Maybe they're a metaphor for the Argentinian economy, but idk

>> No.58165099
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>>58165049
Every single historical data shows, if they cut. Inflation is going back up, HARD. Then they'll have to raise rates much more.

The reason you're getting irrationally mad also adds up to my calculation. Irrational Exuberance is in the market. You are the shoe shiner.

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i'm thinking about selling, maybe I will hold till eod

>> No.58165107

>>58165057
>bought protective puts
congratulations, according to IRS regulations your shares are now categorized as short-term regardless of how long you've held them

>> No.58165114

C'est trés bizarre
https://youtu.be/fiD24uEvY1U?si=vjjoejrDrWIjkUok

>> No.58165133

>>58165099
lmfao that entire post is just you huffing your own farts, bro.
nobody is mad, and irrationally exuberant. lmfao. have fun buying dookie tickers, anon.

>> No.58165155

>>58165133
just shut the fuck up already

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>>58165133
>buying dookie tickers
I am not buying any tickers. I am selling. Keeping some extra cash for the nice dip.

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>cuck americans paying 30% on all gains

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>>58165155
>posts are barely adding to our beloved general
>tells me to stfu
lmfao fuck off, nigger. Don't you have NVDA calls to set buy orders for?
>>58165160
>Keeping some extra cash for the nice dip.
Solid move. Slurping dips is exciting, and fulfilling. Goodluck to you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHtrX5PQzw

>> No.58165178

>>58164072
this seems to be the point everyone avoids in conversation
especially plebbitors in disguise here rn
he DOESNT NEED to cash out any money, he can simply use this shit as collateral for a loan to pay the bond and keep the loan rolling just like muh bezes and muh muskoid do when tax season comes around
fucking broke normie retards i swear
THE RULE OF LAW DOESNT APPLY TO THE HIGH CLASS YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCKS, THEY CAN USE ENDLESS TRICKERY TO GET AWAY WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING AS LONG AS THEY'RE READING THE SCRIPT THEY'RE TOLD TO

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>>58165168
Lmao imagine paying taxes on your stock gains. Absolutely wouldnt be me, I'll say that.

>> No.58165206

TRUMPS BOND REDUCED TO 175 MILLION
DJT STRAIGHT TO 1000 EOW

>> No.58165209

>>58165168
Euros also get gigaleverage. ETFs capping out at 3x is bullshit.

>> No.58165215

>>58165036
if yer betting against America buddy you better think again

>> No.58165231

>>58165036
ok michael burry

>> No.58165280

Me about to cross a bridge in Baltimore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPthPleEKo

>> No.58165282

>he doesn't get a few K1 letters each week
bingsearchburgerkingnigger.png

>> No.58165306

>>58164948
Today was a reassuring day for LLAP.
Yesterday was a bit of a nail biter!

>> No.58165312

anon what sort of time frame do you focus on? do you only do long term investing, day-trading, swings. do you stick to one thing or do you do multiple? do you trade mechanically, with plan and strat or do you just yolo?

>> No.58165331

>>58165215
>>58165231
Logic is "betting against America." Short term bonds have higher yield returns and lower risk at the moment than the entire market at PE of the entire market.

>> No.58165334

>>58165312
I use technical analysis. I trade every time frame from monthly down to 15 seconds. interpret the trend and momentum. mainly futures but if a ticker will move enough ill jump in. I swing trade so I never have to worry about not getting the exact bottom or selling before the exact top bc it was always just a chunk off of the bigger thing but I can also spot when things will begin to move before it happens

>> No.58165336

ok snake people, which stocks are up and which are down this week

>> No.58165343

>>58165336
ENLV and LLAP will get a nice bump after earnings (and the ENLV experiment results) but you didn't hear it from me ok?

>> No.58165345

>>58165312
I just tune an old tube radio in between stations and listen for suggestions in the static. I don't give a fuck what they are I just follow them because I trust them no matter what and they have never led me astray.

>> No.58165350

>>58165336
the founder of BFI no longer has to report his sells bc he is under 10% now. upon that final report the stock went up 6% the next day and volume traded per day is higher than since last sell off started. and theres an earnings report next eom

>> No.58165353

>>58165343
>It came to me in a dream

>> No.58165364

>>58165350
>the founder of BFI
I'll buy BFI if I eat at the restaurant and like it. I'm too picky about the bread on burgers to invest in just any burger chan

>> No.58165379

>>58165331
thats why i lube myself with pimco

>> No.58165387

>>58165364
honestly I thin food isnt good. the only one near me closed down, even their corporate "#1 location" has been pushed back several times. they bought some brick oven pizza/italian franchise that makes more money then they do though but they are still in a lot of debt and at least the previous management fucking sucked and ran things into the ground and are constantly short staffed. the new team is ran by the former ceo of smash burger so I bet that will gain him some traction if there is any positive news at all next month

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>>58165387
>they bought some brick oven pizza/italian franchise that makes more money then they do
picrel? My family is from Utah, but I was raised in Italy. American Italian food is worse than Hershey's and my grandparents always want to eat as a family at BOP.

>> No.58165428

I hate it when morbidly obese fat fucks talk about food. It disgusts me.

>> No.58165431

>>58165414
oh nah anon sorry the company they bought is called anthonys kitchen. but there they have no notoriety whatsoever bc its literally just in florida so they have to lead with the fact they use a real fire oven lol. if it werent for the technicals I wouldnt touch this company but I dont know anything about the smash burger dude maybe hes actually good but turning around this pos will take a long time. im still betting on the price nearing 2 dollars sometime unless it breaks most recent lost in feb. its only at .62 right now

>> No.58165441

>>58165350
>>58165387
Only rocker is stupid enough to shill BFI like it's some sorta worthwhile pick
>>58165428
>It disgusts me.
t's like, all they know, though.

>> No.58165449
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>>58165353
yes

>> No.58165466

>>58165441
Rocker is one of the good type Jews. It's the other (>>58165449) ones that get pleasure from our misfortune
>>58165431
Anthony's is on a lot of the Army and AF posts I've been on. I'm somewhat optimistic on BFI. There's a lot of small cap treasure hunting to be done with companies that went public via spac acquisition since ~2019 and became pennystocks

>> No.58165470

>>58165466
did you just call me a filthy grabbler?

>> No.58165478
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58165478

How long is it gonna take me to get rich?

>> No.58165486
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58165486

>>58165470

>> No.58165488

>>58165183
Shit like this makes me wish that Twitch and the rest of the 'gaming' industry has an epic crash that dwarfs 1983 by a gigantic margin. I will short all gaming stocks accordingly.

>>58164638
God I want all 3 of them to smother my head with those big soft tits

>> No.58165507
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58165507

Someone with ai anime image generator can make a pic of mairon following the finances of utumno? Playing with the valar's stock market? Thanks

>> No.58165510

>>58165488
>God I want all 3 of them to smother my head with those big soft tits
sameeeee

>> No.58165514

>>58164638
>>58165488
>>58165510
i want them to make fun of me and step on my cock

>> No.58165524
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58165524

>>58165507
prompt:
>make a pic of mairon following the finances of utumno? Playing with the valar's stock market
>Here is the depiction of Mairon, a high-ranking financial advisor in the Gothic-inspired halls of Utumno, intricately involved in the manipulation of the Valar's stock market. The image captures the essence of power and wealth with a futuristic twist.
I have no idea what all those words mean

>> No.58165530

>>58165514
>>58165488
Wait, I was thinking of a different 3 pairs of tits: >>58160412

>> No.58165533

>>58164762
Reminder that US life expectancy is trending down, something that only happens when empires collapse. Kys glownigger.

>> No.58165537
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58165537

>>58164762
>>58165533
Forgot pic.

>> No.58165545
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>>58164762
Reminder that trust in US institutions is polling at all tme lows, deep within crisis levels. Kys glownigger.

>> No.58165547

>Avian flu affecting dairy cows

SHORT ALL DAIRY STOCKS NOW AAAAAAAA

>> No.58165556

>>58165547
bird flu on cows? now this is some bullshit

>> No.58165568
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58165568

>>58164762
Reminder that US individual unhappiness is polling at all time highs, and the US has fallen out of the G20 when it comes to measures of personal happiness. Kys glownigger.

>> No.58165589

will the fake and gay market ever crash?

>> No.58165600
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58165600

>LLAP
>LUNR
At this point I have to ask, how do I keep on winning? A lot of you losers out there will ask, "what does it feel like to win, even just once?". For the last 16 months, I've been asking myself, what does it feel like to lose, even just once. Feeling pretty smug, and i'm waiting for something or some trade to extinguish that feeling, but it has yet to come. To quote the Steely Dan song, Deacon Blues,

"They got a name for all the winners in the world, I want a name when I lose."

>> No.58165602
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58165602

>>58164484
>pbr
>Brazil
Sorry Chie belongs to the USA

>> No.58165617
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58165617

>>58165568
Solar Eclipse is April 7th. The end nightmare will begin anon after. It's up to you if you stay in it after that.

>> No.58165637

>>58165524
Based, blessed by LORD melkor and carrier of utumno's grace, brother.

>> No.58165638
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58165638

>job ruining my back and knees
>virgin
>no gf
>effectively no friends
>mindbroken beyond reason
>every day is mostly work and little vidya before bed
>only thing that is keeping me sane is line going up and down
what are the chances i make it if i keep dumping money in my folio

>> No.58165646
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>>58165524
Crashing valinor's financial district with no survivors.

>> No.58165666
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58165666

my yukari fumo arrived
>>58165617
also the red heifers could be sacrificed as soon as this april.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHTL93oMHnw
>>58165568
>>58165545
>>58165537
>>58165533
because the united states is no longer needed

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>>58165638
Just wait until you get the Meatgrinder expansion pack.

>> No.58165707
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58165707

What's the next step in his master plan?
>catchall AAASS

>> No.58165709

>>58165600
>how do I keep winning
>has a majority NYCB in his folio

>> No.58165718
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58165718

>>58165709
NYCB will be $20 eoy. Cap this you fry cook chud.

>> No.58165726
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>>58165666
Yukari arrived im happy for you >666 Satan! Post pics
>>58165600
Just wait til NYCB climbs back up too

>> No.58165738

>>58165718
are you the daddy there?

>> No.58165741

>>58165638
I feel like I'm in a very similar predicament. I had such different expectations of the future when I was growing up.

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>>58165738
Obviously

>> No.58165757
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58165757

>futures

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4ys7PTgBb0/

People are getting fatter and fatter, as well as young people getting more cancers lately. What are the best medical stocks right now to long?

>> No.58165766

>>58165683
our soul mems are coming back. there's going to be people with effectively moonchild-like superpowers on every side of ww3 and people overtly invoking and controlling extra dimensional daemons.

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>>58165726
waited 3 weeks for her

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>>58165752
based
anyway congrats on your LUNR and LLAP gains
but you're still a fat homo

>> No.58165806

>>58165752
Poor dog

>> No.58165807

>>58165774
Nice

>> No.58165817
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58165817

How do I get me some clown pussy?

>> No.58165826

>>58165617
I hope so, markets have been getting too boring and predictable lately, I blame Nvidia for propping it all up like Atlas carrying the world.

>> No.58165846

>>58165638
Obtain commercial driver's license. The money isn't good to start but you don't have to stand all the time at least. Money can be good (enough) eventually in some circumstances.

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58165861

Is commercial real estate still a looming disaster or no?

>> No.58165872
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>>58165861
>CRE

It'll hit the normies when they least expect it kek

https://youtu.be/1CSnWDj1vB8?si=dTa4VdNahGb-Hh5x

>> No.58165966

SOXL

>> No.58165990

>>58165846
Going from one extreme to the other. Truck drivers have horrible health because they get no exercise and have a steady diet of coffee/energy drinks and gas station food.

>> No.58165992

>>58165817
Clussy?
I dont know but i heard they smell funky

>> No.58166011

Tarot anon here. I dont really keep my readings saved or handy. Did I make any market predictions that could have been interpreted as the bridge collapse?
I did manually predict a schizo happening based on the jewish calendar and eclipse

>> No.58166029

>Dollar Tree raising prices to 7 fucking dollars

Bruh its just a matter of time before Costco raises the hotdog prices to $3.50 or even higher. Inflation must be WAY worse than the feds are letting on.

>> No.58166042
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58166042

>>58165683
i already decided to break a limb or shoot myself in the foot or shit myself and act like a lunatic to avoid draft. worst case i escape the country

>>58165666
>>58165774
based yukari enjoyer

>>58165741
my future is bleak whatever course i take. staying on this at least i know i will have financial security, but the tradeoff is that ill grind my spine and knee joints into dust 20 years before retirement

>>58165846
because of my work injuries sitting is the worst possible resting position for me, unless its like a hermann-miller seat or some expensive bullshit like that

>> No.58166044

>>58166029
>its just a matter of time before Costco raises the hotdog prices to $3.50
They'll hire a lot more security guards in preparation for that change.

>> No.58166053

>>58163341
how do buybacks affect the price
>t. nokia

>> No.58166084

>>58166029
Theres a trick they can do where they compress the nominal value and knock a zero or two away. Happened in Weimar era Germany I think. They can set it however they want.

>>58166053
Depends. If it's legitimate unspent revenue they can do it as a one time bonus to shareholder value. If they took on debt to do it, its bad. There are other tools too, like dividends

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>>58165638
>live with my mother, no reason to move out
>spent 20s being NEET and what few jobs I got I lost within one year for dumb reasons
>early 30s now
>finally got a job that lasted at the tail end of my 20s, both me and my mother are working so we're comfortable and we can get the house fixed up like she wanted for years
>mother is now in her 60s and she's relatively healthy but she's definitely getting some of the more minor difficulties of old age now
>know I will have to financially and directly support her eventually
>realise I need to save for the long term
>putting into a pension for myself and also a savings account and now also trying out this stuff on top of the savings, so we hopefully have a nice pool of money for when she's no longer working
Hope I can do well for her

>> No.58166196

>>58166120
simp

>> No.58166206

>>58166120
you got this dawg

>> No.58166222
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>>58165600
>To quote the Steely Dan song, Deacon Blues,
Very based Mr Rockerfeller.

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>>58165774
Cute!! I’m glad she finally arrived for you

>> No.58166297
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>>58166042
>>58166239
thanks!

>> No.58166311
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58166311

After getting double beheemed on NatGas I am back to my roots, buying the Wheat dip.

>> No.58166376
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Can someone explain DJT to me because I think I'm too dumb to get it?

>> No.58166386

>>58166376
They're taking all his money away and this is a direct way to support him. Unironically buy DJT as part of your contribution to his campaign fund (and literally hold the bag or sell at the right time and become a millionaire)

>> No.58166433

>>58166386
>They're taking all his money away
They want 175m as a bond. The whole process is banana republic tier but as far as I know you get bonds back after a certain condition is fulfilled? Do courts take highly volatile stocks as a bond payment?

>> No.58166461

>>58166120
Blessed.
Take good care of your mother, she did the same for you.

>> No.58166469
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After I make it with LUNR, I’m buying Rockers building and turning it into the /smg/ cafe and headquarters. All frens welcome.

>> No.58166499
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58166499

there are people who bought low and are HODLing this chart or are buying right now, thinking it's good risk/reward

ponder that, gentlemen and gentlewamin

>> No.58166504
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58166504

SOXL will make me rich, simple as

>> No.58166589

mfw
>Spanish CPI (Y/Y) Mar P: 3.2% (est 3.1%; prev 2.8%)
>- CPI (M/M) Mar P: 0.8% (est 0.6 %; prev 0.4%)
>- CPI EU Harmonised (Y/Y) Mar P: 3.2% (est 3.3%; prev 2.9%)
>DISINFLATION

Also:
>Die führenden Wirtschaftsforschungsinstitute in Deutschland erwarten die Zinswende der EZB für Juni und danach weitere Schritte nach unten. Demnach dürfte es bei dem am Finanzmarkt maßgeblichen Einlagesatz stufenweise bis zum Frühjahr 2025 auf dann zwei Prozent heruntergehen, wie die Forscher in ihrem am Mittwoch veröffentlichten Gutachten für die Bundesregierung schreiben. Derzeit liegt er auf dem Rekordniveau von 4,00 Prozent.

Institutions in their opinion towards the german government expect the ECB to lower interest rates from 4,0% to 2,0% til spring/mid 2025.

>> No.58166595

>>58166589
LEADING Economic research institutes btw.
>meanwhile 0,8% mom inflation

>> No.58166635
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>>58166499
One of my friends linked some permabull crypto/TSLA/AI/NVDA shill on youtube advicing me to sub to his patreon as it has proved to be "the best financial decision he has ever made". I'm happy for the guy, but if this isn't a top signal I don't know what is.

I'm officially a bear

>> No.58166653

>>58166433
It's interesting.. a couple million in options could gamma squeeze it up a billion to help trump secure funding. Never had a president like this that had access to public ally traded funds

>> No.58166667

>>58164638
marry, fuck, kill

>> No.58166693

>>58165209
I present to you options. And futures. Also options on futures. Which incidentally are taxed at a much more favorable rate. And if you hate taxes that bad as an American you can move to Puerto Rico and trade tax free

>> No.58166696

Should I be maxing out my 401k before buying index funds? I don't know what I'm doing.

>> No.58166704

>>58166635
I'm waiting for my family members to start asking me about Nvidia stocks.
My mum asked me about BTC at 73K.

>> No.58166724
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58166724

>>58166469
Based af

>> No.58166798
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58166798

Everyone is saying FSD is decades away but when it releases they will be quiet. Tesla are feeding their AI real life driving every single day, let me rephrase that every day the AI is being fed data from their drivers.
No coincidence Tesla is rolling out free FSD for a month to all Tesla vehicles which can run FSD. They are going to get massive amounts of data which will only accelerate FSD evolution, this is clearly a step closer to full FSD.
You can either stay on the side-lines or get in Tesla at these prices.

>> No.58166806

>>58166693
>Big booty latinas concubines
>Haitian slaves

>> No.58166842

Cocoa

>> No.58166863

>>58166842
Too bad Wagner's gone. Could hire them to clean up Haiti and then it into. Cocoa paradise

>> No.58166867
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58166867

>>58166842
Indeed

>> No.58166890
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58166890

>>58166806
based

>> No.58166914

>>58166696
What do you mean?. Putting everything in for the year and making a single purchase vs buying every month/week?

>> No.58166921
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58166921

The comfiest hold? I think so

>> No.58166951

>borrow costs toohigh on DJT
>selling naked calls better for synthetic shorts
Between this and the angry orange man bad people calling for 5 dollars I'm honestly contemplating going balls deep
But I dont trust trump and co not to just dump on my ass.
But this shit has so much potential, I cant even imagine how many people want to hate short this to zero

>> No.58166953
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>>58166696
Your 401k (go with Roth over traditional) should be up to employer match. Max it out ($23,000) if you want to. Then max out Roth IRA (7k per year). 100% SP 500 funds into both. Then add additional cash into Individual account.

>> No.58166988

>BABA going down again
ffs

>> No.58167009

>>58166863
Wagner's still around, same as always. You can't hire them, but they can definitely fuck shit up at will.

See: GLATF and its uranium deal in Niger

>> No.58167021

>>58166890
I like cocoa skinned females

Hot

>> No.58167029

>>58166914
>What do you mean?. Putting everything in for the year and making a single purchase vs buying every month/week?
I want to DCA every day
>>58166953
>Your 401k (go with Roth over traditional) should be up to employer match. Max it out ($23,000) if you want to. Then max out Roth IRA (7k per year). 100% SP 500 funds into both. Then add additional cash into Individual account.
My employer doesn't offer a match, but I get a 13% direct contribution. The fees are high and the funds are shit so I haven't been making any contributions besides the DC, but I have making personal contributions to my Vanguard IRA. Thanks Mr. Lahey

>> No.58167032

>>58165282
See >>58163898

This time of year you should be able to go paperless and just download all your K-1's from https://www.taxpackagesupport.com/ (yes, that's the sketchy but real URL) without having to wait by the mailbox.

At least all the Proshares NAT GAS and OIL ones are uploaded by now.

>> No.58167129
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58167129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YF8vecQWYs

I'm selling... and waiting on settlement to buy new stuff.

>> No.58167144
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58167144

>ALL IN SOXS

>> No.58167151
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58167151

>>58167144
Checked. 3.50 calls for 3/28 were .02 cents each for a short while during yesterdays session. I may have over indulged as a hedge to my longs in this retarded market.

>> No.58167158

gold scratching 2200 again

>> No.58167159
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>>58167029
Contact the 401k provider. You might be able to change the current/future allotment. Make sure the Vanguard IRA is a Roth account and max it out at the beginning of each year. Lump sum generally outperforms DCA long term (in regards to basic indexes). If the total amount of cash you're trying to DCA into indexes is under 6 figures then put it all in now. Then DCA with your paychecks. Good luck Bobandy.

>> No.58167183

>>58165133
>lmfao
>lmfao
>nobody is mad

Sure fooled me

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58167296

pro tip

>> No.58167320

>>58165334
>but I can also spot when things will begin to move before it happens

oh? if you're still in the thread could you explain some more? what do you look out for?

>> No.58167324

>>58165168
Lmfao
Regards from belgium
Thinking about moving to iom to go from <1% to 0%

>> No.58167429

>>58165168
Sadly it's going up
1.086% now

>> No.58167442

>>58166595
I'll show you mom inflation.

>> No.58167444

Why is AMDL such an incredible piece of fucking shit

>> No.58167445

>>58163460
>in 2016 GME had $9.3 billion in sales and the stock was $7-9
>in 2024 eight years later its sales are $5.2 billion and the stock is $12-14$
imagine investing in a company that has been slowly losing all of its profits and is down almost 50% lol

And even the DRS fell so their MOASSS HODL cope is dead

>> No.58167527
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58167527

Recursion bros, is it our time?

>> No.58167545

Anybody else notice the Russel starting to wake up? I'm thinking this rally actually has legs.

>> No.58167584
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58167584

Hello? I was told it was over. wtf?

>> No.58167601
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58167601

>Giga Bearish /smg/ sentiment for no reason
>Gold merchants trying to offload their Gold Bags
Yep we pumping into new ATHs for the next year at least.

>> No.58167627

Cocoa is going to crash

>> No.58167648
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58167648

>GME

>> No.58167660
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58167660

>>58163341
EOS energy is a good get right now

>> No.58167671

>>58167627
It's tempting to short it but if it trades flat with the current backwardation you'd lose about $500/contract every two months.

>> No.58167682

>>58163341
TFW when you could've made triple your salary by just buying rddt/djt calls

>> No.58167699

why is gold up 8% m/m?

>> No.58167718

DJT /bros/ we did it! 69.69 obtained. smooth sailing to 420.69 now.

>> No.58167733

>>58167627
No I bought more chocolate yesterday. Goyslop keeps getting more expensive too. Only fair.

>> No.58167735

>>58167601
This, it's starting to feel pretty 2020-2021 in here. Last time I heard people saying "it's time to buy gold!" the stock market mooned for a year.

>> No.58167768
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BOIL BROS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58167777

>>58167527
I read his name like “himy diamond”

>> No.58167784
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Is natural gas going out of business?

>> No.58167788

>>58167699
Checked. Well they're either "pretending" to be concerned in order to sell their bags like peter anon said (>>58167601)

OR.... there is some need to be alarmed. I guess it would depend upon your perspective of gold. I think gold is money just like I know violence is authority.

>> No.58167803

>>58167527
Did JD or JPM buy any stock?

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>a whole week for the S&P to agonizingly correct about 1% at the extremes
>immediately grinds off yesterday's low up 1/2%
I'm tired (bo)bros.

>> No.58167813

Lagarde is literally pumping EU into orbit. Banks are doing +10% since march meeting cause she scrapped the increase of minimum reserves. I'm sure this won't be inflationary.>>58166589

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>> No.58167819

Amd going to 154

>> No.58167824

>>58167806
Yeah, that sour hour dump being reslurped in after hours. It's obvious rich guys are just dumping stuff while certainly buying 0dte puts and with the gains they rebuy riskfree. I mean, after all a 20 point dump and reslurp sure are only a few billion USD leaving and entering the market

>> No.58167845
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Holy shit reddit is seething so hard right now on any post about DJT stock lmao

>> No.58167848

>>58167824
when it pumps in after hours and premarket it will go back down, it has to fill the gap to do a bottom check

>> No.58167853

>>58167824
I saw that late day selloff might be related to end of quarter rebalancing. Hopefully that was the preview rebalance.

Also I don't think it takes as much to lift the market as to bring it down because who's fighting the uptrend at this point (other than me)

>> No.58167877

>>58167853
I'm hoping to cover somewhere below the 3/20 low. But if it gets there I'll see what the momentum's like.

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>>58167803
No idea, Recursion was at https://www.jpmorgan.com/about-us/events-conferences/health-care-conference a few months ago and randomly showed up Recursions HQ yesterday.

>> No.58167911

How retarded would it be to buy 3 month out ITM calls on HOOD? Aa much as redditors and even bizcels squeal about how much Robinhood sucks, they are popular as fuck and make trading for the average normies/retard pretty brainless and easy.

>> No.58167919

>futes

based

>> No.58167922

DJT

>> No.58167925
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58167925

Guys are we gonna have a dead chat again ? I can go do other shit if we're gonna be deadass all day. Where the fuck is everyone ? Waging?!

>>58167911
I think hood is as usurous as anyone else. I think this is a solid play.

>> No.58167926

>GE at $200
make it so

>> No.58167928

hopefully we pump today so i can get rid of that spread i bought by mistake

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this is BULLSHIT

>> No.58167941
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TND
OIL and NATGAS

>> No.58167947

>>58167911
>easy mobile app
>5% sweep
>new 3% credit card
I mean, it's really becoming a nice little one stop shop.

>> No.58167954

>>58167941
total NVDA death?

>> No.58167957

>>58167911
Reddittoids cry about how much Robinhood is trash while 90% of all their gain/lossporn screenshots are from Robinhood

>> No.58167974

Banganon, please bless the market today

>> No.58167984

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.58167996

How did you all learn about investing/trading? Any books/wiki/YouTube frens would recommend for a newbie?

>> No.58167998

bang anon is dead

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Banganon really was on that bridge yesterday, huh

>> No.58168003
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Let's make St. Paddy proud, lads.

>> No.58168008

>>58167974
he died filling potholes on the bridge

>> No.58168010

i love morning star so fucking much it's unreal bros...

>> No.58168017

only 40k shares traded in NVDAs first minute, that's unusually low

>> No.58168023

It's so Joever. RIP in peace bangbros

>> No.58168041

quick question about selling calls and puts.
if i intend to hold a stock long term then selling options is essentially free money?

>> No.58168060

>>58168041
as long as you're fine with getting exercised at your strike price.

>> No.58168061

is it actually over?

>> No.58168068

>>58168061
we are pumping today

>> No.58168084

goddamnit laac

>> No.58168087

Jesus fucking christ suddenly semiconductors just aren't a thing anymore, huh?

>> No.58168094

>>58168068
but the bang bang

>> No.58168096

>>58168041
Potential loss of gains selling calls or getting stuck holding the bag at an unfavorable price selling puts.

>> No.58168127

>>58167996
i read the OP

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>>58167151
post the full video

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I have ~1000 bucks in ETFs. This doesn't seem like it'll ever blossom into something on which I can retire.

>> No.58168169

>>58167947
desu my main complaints about Robinhood are their PR and web UI (which is barely usable on the decades old refurbished e-waste I buy as laptops.) Financially it's a decent brokerage and if you're used to phoneslop GUIs you could even call it good.

>> No.58168178

>>58168153
Since you're poor and have nothing to lose now is the time to make big plays. You can invest like Buffett when you're already rich.

>> No.58168182

>>58163460
https://vocaroo.com/1jDTVYSGYcky

>> No.58168196

>>58168178
Feed me, please. Not with money, just a nibble at the corner of the right idea.

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>bought NVDA at peak yesterday

>> No.58168208

>>58167784
Socialization (dollars and administrative acknowledgement) is worth more than things. This will continue.

>> No.58168212

please stop redeeming NVDA good sirs I need 1k price so Rajeshas parents will let me marry her and I can touch bobs and vagene

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>>58168041
You'll lower the volatility but lower the CAGR. Check the CBOE indexes versus the underlying. Check buy/write ETFs like JEPI/JEPQ. Buy and hold always wins, especially in taxed accounts. If you want to get really retarded there are volatility smirks on the major indexes but the risk/reward isn't worth it. Theta isn't worth it, especially with low liquidity on individual stocks.

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>>58168212
>NVDA finally gives up
>the rest of the market goes bright green

>> No.58168236

>>58168209
were you the guy that bought a fractional share worth 10 pounds?

>> No.58168241

>>58168235
This is why you short individual stocks and not the whole market.

>> No.58168249

What I want to know is why ARM hasn't imploded yet.

>> No.58168258

>>58168236
Yeah. I know that's what I'm getting into with this. I'll give it more time, I'm only down 50p. I live without those Freddos.

>> No.58168260

So NVDA is suddenly just worthless, right? Surely there's a legitimate reason for it shitting the bed and this isn't just paper hands retail getting jewed by Big Money for the thousandth time.

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same thing as yesterday, crab into dump?

>> No.58168281

>>58168196
Make options plays.

>> No.58168282

>>58168212
This is sister market general, there will be no marrying unless its your own blood. (Cousins allowed)
>>58168212

>> No.58168288

>>58168260
HIP works well on AMD, you can run your CUDA code without NVidia GPUS with just a couple of extra #defines now.

>> No.58168291

>>58168267
I'm not giving up my short yet, I think the dump starts sooner, crab at the lows.

Lots of positioning going on: end of quarter, no trade on Friday, lots of data tomorrow

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>>58168260
>suddenly

>> No.58168328

>>58167788
So let me explain.

Bears are right there are problems... but there are ALWAYS problems. Tye market is aware of these problems and has priced 99.9% of those problems in. That's why it is called a Black Swan event it's unexpected and rare.

Gold merchants are just the boomer equivalent of Crypto Baggies. They realized years ago the Gold they got is worthless and now desperately try to pump Gold to offload their bags. They'll say things like inflation, economic uncertainty, remember how markets never recovered after 87... I mean dotcom... I mean 08... I mean 2020- see the future is uncertain markets might crash again, rising priced. They do this shit all the time.

>> No.58168344

>>58168258
Good you didn't blow your money on the top, I've been watching NVDA for a few weeks, getting in and out with leverage, and for the past 5 or so trading days, volume has been way lower than usual, the euphoria around NVDA has faded, at least for a little while

>> No.58168348

wtfwt

>> No.58168352

Has Nvidia gone too far now to buy?
Is Alphabet worth buying?

>> No.58168353

>>58168328
>he Gold they got is worthless
Gold is priced correctly, it's not going to grow though.

>> No.58168367

>>58168328
To add to what anon is saying people sometimes identify a widely known problem and assume that no one is going to react to it or do anything about it.

>> No.58168381

next

>>58168373
>>58168373
>>58168373

>> No.58168384

>>58167984
Is not the same:(

>> No.58168393

>>58168353
Cool what will you do with it? Can you buy a house in physical gold? Can you buy OIL?

No. It's worthless.

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>>58168381
...you for got /smg/ in the subject

>> No.58168409

>>58168393
Can you buy a house with stock certificates?
This is a retarded argument.

>> No.58168443

>>58168182
lmao, now that is some tism

>> No.58168462

Bump

>> No.58168464

cunt

>> No.58168466

test hello?

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/smg/ has fallen

>> No.58168472

it's over

>> No.58168475

how did I end up here

>> No.58168485

this is it, the last /smg/
free at last, free at last! god almighty we're free at last!

>> No.58168489

BOILbaggies?

>> No.58168498
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gee thanks NVDA, nice divvy for the 90k I had invested at exdiv

>> No.58168505

Poopin

>> No.58168509

uhhh DJT, HOOD are you going to do something???? ARGHHH MOVE DAMN YOU

>> No.58168513

>>58168393
You can make that argument for anything not liquid cash you retarded chud. I can sell my gold at spot anytime I want.

>> No.58168515

WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING!!!!

>> No.58168522

>RDDT
lol, lmao

>> No.58168535

>NVDA dips a little
>Everything else in tech is green
>My $TQQQ position is still destroyed
Gay market

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>>58168515
that one guy finally bought NVDA, so we're just taking care of business

>> No.58168538

>>58168509
I bought July HOOD calls and am panicking! I'm gonna sell at a loss!

>> No.58168537

>>58168381
>>58168403
Sorry anons, I fucked up and will commit seppuku now.

>> No.58168545

Just like that, NVDA will never be above $900 again

>> No.58168562

>>58168182
Solid gold

>> No.58168571

What the fuck is this market doing, go UP faggot

>> No.58168584

>>58168571
It's going down on smelly bear dick, like the bitch she is.

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>>58168571

>> No.58168586

bloomberg or yahoo

>> No.58168597

fine i baked
>>58168592
>>58168592
>>58168592

>> No.58168603

nvda tsm nooooooooooo
its so over!!!

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defense stocks are picking up. are we about to go toe-to-toe with the Rooskies?

>> No.58169475

>>58167032
Yep, PWC is definitely legit.

>> No.58169502

>>58168153
Swing trade bro

>> No.58169522

>>58168153
All into MSTR and sell when btc hots 85k

>> No.58169538

>>58166120
May you and your mother live a happy, healthy and long life, bro. May you find financial security to be happy with her! <3