/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58122133]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Mika+Misono
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

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[Anonymous No.58122152]

https://www.axios.com/2024/03/22/womens-work-household-data

>he thinks the govt will allow men to identify as women when they are now allocating compensation to traditionally women's work
>he doesn't get the point of return to tradition

[Anonymous No.58122159]

PEP and hold forever. You went get better free advice anywhere on the internet

[Anonymous No.58122160]

baking...

[Anonymous No.58122162]

>>58122152
I now identify as a woman. Pay me for fixing our car and toilet, thanks

[Anonymous No.58122178]

Shalom fellow goyim! Reminder that Purim starts at sundown tomorrow
Kinda funny we had a budget increase and a false flag in Russia the day before.
Also kinda funny that there is a full moon and lunar eclipse on Monday

[Anonymous No.58122193]

>>58122162
vagina inspection for you
to the gulags if you fail :D

[Anonymous No.58122207]

So now we're just going to go back to everyone trying to front run the Fed by speculating about weekly data drops until June? Even though the path is obvious? I hope bears realize that as soon as we get past the usual "high" winter readings we're going to get data that obviously aligns with what the Fed wants. "Bloo bloo bloo the data is fake!" lol when will you faggots learn how this really works?

[Anonymous No.58122234]

>AAPL
>TSLA

[Anonymous No.58122253]

>>58122178
Do Jews take the week off from trading?

[Anonymous No.58122307]

Is this bullish or bearish for healthcare?

[Anonymous No.58122321]

Does BCAN have short squeeze potential? any anons in this stock already?
>$1.2m market cap
>$8m cash on hand
>just 1:190 reverse split
>small float under 600k
>0 shares available to short?

[Anonymous No.58122340]

>>58122234
AAPL is a holding company and should have a P/E of 7 tops. TSLA is Elon Musk's personal shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.58122362]

>>58122340
Butthurt faggot detected

[Anonymous No.58122363]

Easter Rally this week

[Anonymous No.58122373]

>>58122340
I own AAPL at 183 and TSLA at 202. It's so over for me

[Anonymous No.58122415]

>>58122307
More things like this probably means less volunteer EMS I'm sure. It sounds like the guy followed SOP: cops told him McCain was being crazy, EMS is expected to administer ketamine in that situation. He guessed the weight wrong and gave him ~30% too much and it combined (I'm guessing) with all the other crap he was on killed him.

DESU if the cops stop you then you can't fuck around like that. It doesn't matter if they're right or wrong you deal with it in court or you end up with stuff like this. That's the fundamental issue blacks don't seem to get and why so many of them end up dead when Whites don't.

[Anonymous No.58122426]

>>58122373
My ex did the same thing. Between that and her boyfriend she left me for abandoning her she's been super depressed. The older I get the more I realize women are extremely bad at making any kind of serious decisions.

[Anonymous No.58122437]

The guy I got off on penitentiary time was released from county jail and in less than a week shot up an apartment building and is back in jail, fucking idiot. Oh and uhhh invest in index funds to keep this post on topic

[Anonymous No.58122439]

God Bless XOM
TND

[Anonymous No.58122460]

people who think ai is still a meme are the same people who though ssds were stupid early on when they were already under $100 for 128gb boot drives

profitable quarters and more cash is flowing in for companies downstream of nvda

[Anonymous No.58122480]

>>58122460
SSDs are still inferior to electromagnetical hard drives for certain applications.

[Anonymous No.58122498]

>AI is the foooooootuuuuuuure

[Anonymous No.58122522]

>>58122426
the same woman who got me into stocks still has a red portfolio lol even through covid and ai boom
hopefully it works out tho because we are holding some of the same picks, and honestly her picks did go up but just didnt have an exit strategy to ever take profit

hey maybe that strategy of never selling will work out, even something as shitty as Bombardier has recovered to pre-covid levels and looks to be going up thanks to Boeing's fuckups, too bad they were too bankrupt to stay in the airplane business more significantly

[Anonymous No.58122554]

>>58122460
It's not a meme, but it's not changing the world as fast as money is changing hands. Do you understand?

[Anonymous No.58122574]

>>58122362
Lol I've made money shorting Apple. I think you've got who's butt-hurt and who's gloating confused.

[Anonymous No.58122602]

so who did the Moscow attack?

[Anonymous No.58122606]

>>58122602
Samul al-Hayadi

[Anonymous No.58122650]

>>58122460
>rofitable quarters and more cash is flowing in for companies
where?

[Anonymous No.58122657]

>>58122574
>butt-hurt
My butt is certainly hurt right now. Tim Apple and Daddy Elon please save us!

[Anonymous No.58122661]

>>58122602
jews jewing jews

[Anonymous No.58122673]

It's not a meme. But it's not changing the world as fast as money is changing hands. Do you understand.

[Anonymous No.58122682]

>>58122602
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

[Anonymous No.58122683]

Good morning poorfaggots. I am about to get groceries with my free SCHD money.

[Anonymous No.58122710]

>bought 4.5 pounds of ground beef
>$27
okay so when I have kids they are just eating chicken, got it

[Anonymous No.58122728]

Buy Imperial Oil. Cuckanda has over 1 trillion barrels of oil reserves in the oil sands.

[Anonymous No.58122743]

>>58122728
It’s also a subsidiary of daddy XOM

[Anonymous No.58122749]

>>58122728
yeah but what happens when cuckanada seizes my shares for wrong think

[Anonymous No.58122752]

I'm at the local Chevy dealership getting my vehicle inspected and there is a basketball American here trying to pick up his vehicle and he doesn't know what a deductible is for his insurance policy. They won't give him the car until he pays the deductible.

[Anonymous No.58122786]

>>58122752
I'm constantly surprised boomers got duped into thinking they're the same as Whites.
We even let them into the legislature now and they do this kind of crap.

[Anonymous No.58122793]

>>58122710
Cows are retarded now. Ground chicken is aight. The tenderloins have more gristle in them now, both at the regular grocery store AND Trader Joe's. And I found the tiniest piece of bone in my Trader Joe's Turkey Burgers.

No inflation, they're just feeding us bones now.
>No inflation
>No inflation it's coming down
>Is it? I thought it was just--
>Ssssh

[Anonymous No.58122812]

>>58122743
there is so much wrong with that picture
another AI fraud

[Anonymous No.58122839]

>>58122793
where the fuck do I get ground chicken

[Anonymous No.58122844]

>>58122839
Chickens don't fly retard, where else would they be?

[Anonymous No.58122858]

>>58122839
My local KR sells ground chicken with two different fat percent options. Sometimes I buy it to make stir fry because it's easier than chopping up chicken meat

[Anonymous No.58122868]

>>58122554
i understand that and i certainly dont have money in nvda/amd/tsm
give me a couple more years for my coinflip to mature, i'll either go back to 5-figs or graduate into 7-figs

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58122870]

I think short VIX is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.58122879]

>>58122786
to be fair, deductibles are a part of greater jew physics to keep a society compliant
Black people havent been whipped as long.

[Anonymous No.58122899]

>>58122839
Have you ever actually talked to the butcher at your grocer? they will make you whatever you want

[Anonymous No.58122914]

>>58122870
>source baggot the kew
Long vix I will

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58122931]

>>58122879
Do you know why social security is insolvent, the benefits are inflation adjusted but after 160 or 165 thousand of income you stop paying taxes to it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58122949]

>>58122914
I don't understand why you would long vix now, you probably never even traded vix.

[Anonymous No.58122976]

Why even touch VIX, just react to it like nigga what.

[Anonymous No.58122979]

>>58122868
We're all just trying to buy the correction

[Anonymous No.58123042]

This is an honest question why would anyone have a savings account at their bank instead of just putting money into the S&P 500?

[Anonymous No.58123049]

>>58123042
1) emergency fund
2) retards trying to time the market and missing out on VOO going up 30% this year

[Anonymous No.58123050]

>>58123042
I have two savings accounts...

[Anonymous No.58123067]

>>58122949
>you probably never even traded vix.
>vix the volatility or 'fear' index
You make a lot of assumptions

[Anonymous No.58123073]

>>58123042
>2022
>I need cash now, but now I have to sell stock at a loss

[Anonymous No.58123080]

>>58123042
Liquidity.

[Anonymous No.58123086]

>>58123049
>>58123073
just don't get into emergencies

[Anonymous No.58123095]

>>58123086
based

[Anonymous No.58123097]

>>58122554
>it's not changing the world as fast as money is changing hands
Yes it is. You've probably been interacting with AI on the internet in various forms for years already. It became mainstream in 2022, not even two years ago. If anything the money is playing catch up.

[Anonymous No.58123152]

>>58122786
>>58122879
He kept saying he already paid the deductible when he bought the car 6 months ago. He was confused between the insurance policy monthly payments and the deductible for a claim. The basketball American was dressed really nice though! So at least he has that going for him!

[Anonymous No.58123159]

>>58123097
more meaningless babble

[Anonymous No.58123160]

>>58123152
what's a deductible

[Anonymous No.58123162]

>>58123073
>>I need cash now, but now I have to sell stock at a loss
write it off on your taxes

[Anonymous No.58123170]

>>58122606
Inshallah, he cannot keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.58123197]

>>58123097
I said something that was faux-meaningful, but really my statement was substantive. It didn't have substance.

Because obviously the world doesn't change as fast as money changes hands. Money is instant. 200 billion dollars could be changed from one bank to another in less than 1 second if they had the liquidity and all the preparations.

But you know what I mean. Selling shovels. Gold rush. We'll see. I see the promise. I've always seen the promise in AI boosting productivity but it isn't really here yet. "Language models" are not changing the world that fast.

[Anonymous No.58123238]

[Anonymous No.58123261]

>>58123238
my angus is ready for llap

[Anonymous No.58123263]

>>58123238
>gme
Great more meme spam for next few days.

Rest looks boring.

[Anonymous No.58123274]

>>58123238
>Tuesday
>GME
I am fucking ready for these tards to get rugged. The CEO just gave up and said "fuck it, we're going to buy stocks like Berkshire"

[Anonymous No.58123301]

>>58123160
The part of the bill the insurance company doesn't pay.

[Anonymous No.58123311]

[Anonymous No.58123332]

Where did it go wrong?

[Anonymous No.58123342]

>>58123197
youre talking to an AI shill nigger

[Anonymous No.58123343]

>>58123311
no shit inflation for food is way fucking higher than their cooked books CPI suggest

[Anonymous No.58123360]

>>58123311
and that is despite inflation?
that makes no sense
or everything is way worse than they claim

[Anonymous No.58123368]

>>58123360
Well wages aren't keeping up with inflation so people have less money to spend.

[Anonymous No.58123384]

How quickly will the Chinese economy recover? Chinese consumers are buying less western shit and it's hurting my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.58123402]

>>58123274
>The CEO just gave up and said "fuck it, we're going to buy stocks like Berkshire"
Really? That would actually be bullish if so desu.

[Anonymous No.58123415]

>>58123368
oh right I forgot about that

[Anonymous No.58123425]

>>58123368
Wages higher than they’ve ever been. Dollar still strong. Consumer are spending like crazy still. JPOW SAID 3 CUTS. 3 motherfucking CUTS

[Anonymous No.58123437]

>>58123343
>>58123360
There was a response to that published a little later:
>You note that “Walmart customers in the United States spent 2 percent less per trip in 2023 than in 2022,” and describe this as “a possible sign of stress among middle-class consumers.” During tough economic times, more families are “making do,” and so more end up shopping at Walmart rather than pricier outlets. The fact that they’re shopping elsewhere now suggests that fewer are “making do,” which is a sign of relatively greater financial comfort, not stress!
Idk if this is plausible or absolutely delusional, lol

[Anonymous No.58123439]

>>58123402
the problem is that the guy picking stocks is the same retard who thought creating an NFT marketplace was a good idea

[Anonymous No.58123453]

>>58123238
Why don't GME baggies also buy their games from them? Like the same goes for Amazon. If you can't afford to shop and invest in amazon, buy BestBuY stock and shop at BestBuY

[Anonymous No.58123461]

>>58123425
wrong see: >>58123415

[Anonymous No.58123498]

>>58123437
lol
by that locic why has walmart been growing for the last 50 years at all?
Did everything get constantly shittier?
These mental gymnastics

[Anonymous No.58123531]

Why does it feel like there's an endless supply of money that's ready to go into the US stock market?

[Anonymous No.58123535]

>>58123461
I don’t trust your excel spreadsheet chart

[Anonymous No.58123541]

>>58122602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw

[Anonymous No.58123546]

>>58123498
>Did everything get constantly shittier?
Pretty much kek.

[Anonymous No.58123551]

Stocks are literally worthless pieces of paper and you have 0 real equity in a company. When SHTF (and it is going to very soon), the common shareholders are the first to get the rope. You will be laughed at by company executives and bigwigs. “B-but my stocks! I’m an owner too!” you’ll cry, as they drain your pockets and send your ass to the wall
You are not smart money, you are not an “asset owner”, you never will be

[Anonymous No.58123555]

>>58123274
>The CEO just gave up and said "fuck it, we're going to buy stocks like Berkshire"
>>58123402

Excited that the CEO and chairman of the board RC can invest cash of GameStop in whatever he wants thanks to the new investment policy.

Track record of Ryan Cohen investments:
- Sold Chewy CHWY pre-IPO for $3.35B. RC profit unknown
- Apple AAPL single biggest individiual shareholder. Estimated worth today $1.075B-$1.123B
- Wells Fargo WFC. Estimated worth today $256M
- Sold Bed Bath & Beyond BBBY. RC profit $68M on $121.M invested
- GameStop GME. Estimated worth today $504M on $96M invested
- Netflix NFLX. Position unknown
- Alibaba BABA. Estimated worth today $230M
- Nordstrom JWN. Position unknown
- Citigroup C. Position unknown
- Real estate holdings. Properties unknown
- Cash. Size unknown
Closing prices as of February 26, 2024. Estimations exclude dividends received should they have been reinvested.

If anyone has sources for other investments or exact entries/position sizes of RC, feel free to share.

[Anonymous No.58123554]

>>58123461
Next report on the 29th. I’d bet it’s up

[Anonymous No.58123558]

>>58123439
true. i dont trust ryan COHEN at all. not going to buy it especially when i can pick me own stocks better.

[Anonymous No.58123560]

>>58123541
oops didn't mean to quote that. i would say something about that but i don't want to be murdered lmao.

[Anonymous No.58123581]

HSY chads wya

[Anonymous No.58123584]

>>58123238
>LLAP
>QBITS

Haha lets see if my gambles pay off

[Anonymous No.58123588]

>>58123541
>>58123554
do you idiots not know what "real wages" are?
they have gone nowhere for 40 years

[Anonymous No.58123595]

>>58123588
meant for >>58123535

[Anonymous No.58123599]

>>58123588
>they have gone nowhere for 40 years
You need to cool it with the anti-semitism right now or else...

[Anonymous No.58123601]

is it a good idea to try /divvymaxxing/ in a roth ira or just stick to SPY/VOO

[NATE HIGGERS No.58123602]

MY NAME IS NATE HIGGERS AND I HATE ...

[Anonymous No.58123603]

>>58123588
buddy, the ticker is QBTS not QBITS

[Anonymous No.58123606]

Buy ADT, WU, and GEO as the optimal illegal immigrant portfolio

[Anonymous No.58123611]

>>58123588
Yea bro it’s the seventies all over again. That’s the last time consumers had it this good. The narrative they push is this is the worst of times for middle class but it’s not. They are kicking ass. You’re such a goddamn nnigger

[Anonymous No.58123614]

>>58123584
Based bald LLAP shill. Got April 1.5 calls due to you, not very confident but it's a decent gamble.

[Anonymous No.58123623]

Does it ever bother you how bound you are to physical reality? Happiness is basically structural, it is a fitness level of your parts. Like birds doing acrobatics in the air, so too do we experience based on our capacitance.

[Anonymous No.58123628]

>>58123611
kicking ass: >>58123415

[Anonymous No.58123637]

>>58123611
Nice joke, you fucking clown.

[Anonymous No.58123641]

>>58123623
What the hell?
The Stoics obviously go way too far the other way but a large part of happiness really is a choice, furthermore reality (especially that which you and your neighbors experience most) is largely a result of your (lack of) will.
If you're White and a man you decide how the world will be configured. When you abdicate this you suffer and so does everyone around you.

[Anonymous No.58123644]

>>58123628
Now you’re going in circles I didn’t trust your shitty excel spreadsheet then. I don’t now. You’re a nigger

[Anonymous No.58123648]

>>58123611
>you and your wife need to work full time jobs to afford barely livable house
I have a half a million dollar house and its a basic un renovated 70s house. I bought it for $250k 8 years ago. I could never afford this place now
Not even

[Anonymous No.58123652]

>>58123641
Anon, your choice to smile that results in the circular feedback loop of happiness is a structural phenomenon

Your choices are very much physically bound

[Anonymous No.58123656]

>>58123637
Just because your life sucks don’t project that on others. Everyone I know is making a shit load of cash , real wages are highest they’ve been in 40 yrs. Everyone I know especially young people spending money hand over fist. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. Jpow is cutting rates. You’re all fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.58123661]

>>58123644
I posted the official FED statistics, nigger: >>58123588

[Anonymous No.58123663]

>why do you come to /smg/ anon?
Because it's fun to do bad things. I want to do hoodrat stuff with my frens!

[Anonymous No.58123668]

I can still live on $1000 per month in any part of America, and really have a damn good time too. But I choose to live outside rather than pay rent.

[Anonymous No.58123674]

>>58123652
That's extremely reductionist. The nihilism you get from being reductionist is tautological.

[Anonymous No.58123681]

>>58123648
I know so many people that bought houses pre 2021. Just right before. If you didn’t that sucks. If you’re trying to buy in a big popular city you’re going to have a bad time. There’s affordable nice housing when you leave the cluster fuck of the hip over priced cities. But young people don’t give a shitttt and they continue to spend

[Anonymous No.58123693]

>>58123674
I'm no nihilist, I think the system is complicated enough that we can go about our day as if it's not determined but it certainly is.

[Anonymous No.58123697]

>>58123681
>If you’re trying to buy in a big popular city
Why would you do this? I can't think of a single US city that actually sounds pleasant to live in (even the MTA.)

[Anonymous No.58123698]

>>58123661
I had already done that and you say real wages haven’t moved in forty years and I said real wages are the highest they have been in forty years. You’re projecting your own shit situation on to this one and you’re wrong. Everything is awesome you negative fucking kike nigger. You deserve the rope bobo

[Anonymous No.58123703]

>>58123668
My health insurance alone is $517 and that's for the shit bronze tier high deductible plan.

[Anonymous No.58123707]

>>58123656
>Just because your life sucks don’t project that on others.
Seems like you're the one projecting. The numbers speak for themselves the largest retailer Walmart is seeing lower spending per costumer than a year ago.

[Anonymous No.58123710]

>>58123703
I don't have health insurance. Why do you?

[Anonymous No.58123715]

>>58123693
What's wrong with determinism?

[Anonymous No.58123720]

>>58123707
to be fair it's never been so easy to shoplift

[Anonymous No.58123721]

>>58123698
yeah, youre "saying" a lot of things, while I have posted actual statistics
And remember why we started talking about it: >>58123311

[Anonymous No.58123723]

Inflation adjusted commodities are still super cheap. When those actually go up, yes poor and middle class are going to have a bad time

[Anonymous No.58123735]

>>58123710
Health insurance is a scam and unless you have some chronic health condition (or are very likely to develop one) you shouldn't waste any money on in more than is necessary to reduce your tax liability.

[Anonymous No.58123738]

>>58123715
Nothing, it's right

[Anonymous No.58123748]

>>58123721
I posted from the fed first. Are you fucking mental??? Nigger nigger nigger. You have to be an ai bot. That’s the only explanation

[Anonymous No.58123756]

>>58123748
no you didnt, are you retarded, nigger?

[Anonymous No.58123762]

>>58123707
How much spending is that to service debt?

[Anonymous No.58123779]

>>58123415
>>58123588
moar

[Anonymous No.58123782]

>>58123756
Lmao

[Anonymous No.58123800]

>>58123782
mine goes back further >>58123588

[Anonymous No.58123812]

>>58123782
>>58123800
How about you both get a room

[Anonymous No.58123829]

>>58123738
>>58123715
I've also become a determinist. That's why I know Jews and their insatiable chutzpah are doomed to destruction.
I wonder what Tarot card Anon thinks

[Anonymous No.58123830]

>>58123800
But it doesn’t. 588 is yours and mine is 535. Bro you can’t gaslight me and this level of effort makes no sense. It has to be an ai

[Anonymous No.58123876]

>>58122437
Long POWW, RGR, SWBI, CXW, and GEO.

[Anonymous No.58123885]

>>58123830
nominally it rises
If you adjust for inflation its going nowhere since the 70s

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?graph_id=206232

[Anonymous No.58123895]

>checks calendar
oh look its that time of the year again. You do remember capital gains are taxable sweetie? You know if you just parked money in a roth and didn't gamble this wouldn't be a problem. Well there is this amazing solution called capital losses. If you donate to the stock market you won't have to pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.58123924]

>>58123885
if you zoom in, real wages are lower than when Biden took office
also see here: >>58123779

[Anonymous No.58123937]

>>58123531
Because there is. All those Boomers with cash sitting in money markets collecting 5% have FOMO now.

Imagine when the F.E.D. cuts that 5% to 4% to ensure Biden's reelected on the back of a market rally.

[Anonymous No.58123945]

>>58123384
Their economy is fine. Financial system and stocks? Not so much.

[Anonymous No.58123953]

>>58123601
Dividends are a meme, bait, the same as funny tickers or those little perks they give shareholders in Japan. All that matters is total return and for that you want SPY/QQQ/SSO/TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.58123954]

>>58123829
>I wonder what Tarot card Anon thinks
Determinism is a fun concept. I cant say whether its true or not, but there is some logic behind it. Absurd acts of chemicals etc

[Anonymous No.58123970]

>>58123953
>dividend are a scam
you almost had me fooled; if dividends were a scam why do people treat is as social security?

[Anonymous No.58123983]

>>58122152
Government is trying so hard to replace the role of men in family.

[Anonymous No.58123990]

>>58123953
>>58123601
VOO is a great dividend stock. They have increased their dividend 12 years in a row

[Anonymous No.58123993]

since im trapped in a goy consumer lifestyle since i got kids, what stocks should i hold so i can at least get some of my moneyback in dividends and capital appreciation, I was at walgreens today and i know that stock has been absolutely devastated, is there a case for it to appreciate now that its in the floor?

[Anonymous No.58123995]

>>58123970
Because it used to be getting a nickel from US Steel every couple months was more efficient than sending a messenger on horseback to the NYSE with instructions to sell half a share. That's no longer the case.

That's not to say you may not feel a psychological boost from them. Or that good companies never pay dividends or that all bad companies pay dividends. Just that if you want money, at the end of the day, divvys should only be part of the picture.

[Anonymous No.58124025]

$125k - Google, Microsoft, Intel, Amzn, V and Bitfarms. Do I add $50k divided between each except Bitfarms cause that's a piece of garbage or go all in TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.58124029]

>>58123990
Yeah. But imagine running the numbers with "divvymaxxing" in mind. You'd throw out obvious garbage scamcos that don't pay *real* dividends like AMZN and NVDA and, just like that, end up losing to inflation.

[Anonymous No.58124040]

>>58123990
hilariously enough total markets like that or VOO (85% of america's market) grow their dividends the most

[Anonymous No.58124043]

>>58123993
No, Walgreens sucks
>PEP
>V
>MSFT
>COST
>O
>SCHD
>NEE

[Anonymous No.58124044]

>>58123945
>Their economy is fine.
Really? China's youth unemployment rate is at a record high.

[Anonymous No.58124062]

>China

[Anonymous No.58124072]

Is anything going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58124104]

>>58124062
>Bull market in China.
>No risks.
>4 year bear market in China.
>Very risky.
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.58124111]

>>58124044
Resulting in low, internationally competitive wages. Not saying it's great and roaring, but 2008 it ain't.

[Anonymous No.58124115]

>>58124072
Banks

[Anonymous No.58124121]

>>58124072
party city

[Anonymous No.58124130]

>>58124104
Nigger, I got this in the mail from Global X Copper etf the other day. The Chinese VIE structure is interesting and I never heard of it

[Anonymous No.58124131]

>>58124121

[Anonymous No.58124154]

mmmm scared little mumu? I hope you set aside some of those gains for the fiat makers. Or you could just sit on those AI stocks and wait for the magician market makers to dump all your gains for you second week of april. Clocks ticking. Its either unrealized gains or the casino gets its money back.

[Anonymous No.58124180]

What’s black sky do?

[Anonymous No.58124193]

>>58124154
Shut the fuck up you alarmist faggot cum guzzler

[Anonymous No.58124194]

>>58124025

[Anonymous No.58124198]

>>58122602
FSB

[Anonymous No.58124202]

>>58124180
Nt

[Anonymous No.58124230]

>>58124194
Well when you put it like that it makes me want to go all in balls deep

[Anonymous No.58124234]

>>58123238
I don't do business with any of these companies

[Anonymous No.58124237]

>>58124194
Do Tecl now

[Anonymous No.58124240]

>>58124180
Works about a third as well as WhiteSky.

[Anonymous No.58124244]

>make a facebook account to look at the marketplace, that's it
>get suspended and they demand my passport
Who are these fucking clowns kidding. And zuck wonders why his company sucks now.

[Anonymous No.58124247]

>>58117217
population decline is priced in. that or WW3.
>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/03/21/worlds-population-to-fall-for-first-time-since-black-death/
>https://www.livescience.com/worlds-population-could-plummet-to-six-billion-by-the-end-of-the-century-new-study-suggests
>>58124154
>second week of april
qrd?

[Anonymous No.58124273]

>>58122363
>In the five instances where the market was up by double-digits through Easter, it remained higher by the end of the year every single time. When the market was up less than 10%, it was still higher by the end of the year an amazing 86% of the time. Similarly, when the market was down heading into Easter, it remained down by an average of 1.9%.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58124276]

>>58123945
>Their economy is fine
https://youtu.be/smvjWLDtFWQ

[Anonymous No.58124282]

>>58122858
>>58122133
>>58122363
>>58123050
>>58123238
>>58123311
>>58123437
>>58124131
Risk management link is broken.
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

[Anonymous No.58124290]

>>58124237
>>58124230
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

[Anonymous No.58124296]

>>58124276
Yeah, and nigger parts are falling off our planes. We still keep growing a few % a year. Same as the chinks.

[Anonymous No.58124307]

>>58124237
Maybe you asked to compare TECL and TQQQ... here's the comparison. Note that the dates only go as far as they can for both tickers so the 3 charts I posted can differ in fina returns.

[Anonymous No.58124311]

>>58122683
Marginbros....

[Anonymous No.58124318]

>>58124307
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.58124319]

>>58124194
TQQQ would've been liquidated in 2008. 2x leverage on NDX is good, 3x is greed. If you want to do 3x leverage, do the SP500.

[Anonymous No.58124320]

>>58122602
islamic state, unironically
no skin off my back, ill just keep dumping into VUSA and uranium

[Anonymous No.58124346]

>>58124319
>TQQQ would've been liquidated in 2008
I don't think this is true unless it goes down 33% in a single day, which it never will. It tracks 3x the *daily* returns.

[Anonymous No.58124376]

Is my portfolio /smg/ approved? Pic rel

[Anonymous No.58124388]

>>58124282
Oh right, I forgot to replace that in my links file. Won't happen next time I make a thread.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58124393]

>>58124296
>and nigger parts are falling off our planes
kek boeing is fuckeddd
I still can’t believe they assassinated that whistleblower

[Anonymous No.58124400]

>>58124376
Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.58124422]

>>58124318
That’s wrong I think

[Anonymous No.58124424]

ufc is on tonight

I have never gambled before and I think I just made like 100 bets I bet on like every UFC fighter in a bunch of different ways

[Anonymous No.58124426]

They aren't serious about stopping the use of oil right? It's just a fun thing to say

[Anonymous No.58124434]

>>58124376
>cigarettes
>natural resources
>weapons
>cash
Tell me, anon, are you expecting an era of global cooperation and prosperity?

[Anonymous No.58124453]

>>58124424
>ufc is on tonight
Who is fighting? I haven't watched that shit in a couple years. For me it's Jon Bones Jones

[Anonymous No.58124454]

>>58124426
You see Tesla's stock price is going down. Part of that is the Elon hate, but most of the reason is a combination of people realizing the batteries are too costly and really EV is just another form of costly energy. People are realizing it's not a scam but it's faulty as far as energy costs and efficiency.

So is AI. But we're not there yet.

[Anonymous No.58124456]

>>58124422
Nvm

[Anonymous No.58124479]

>>58124454
It's some voodoo energy shit I get it

[Anonymous No.58124498]

AY (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILD'S PLAY

[Anonymous No.58124515]

>>58122437
I hate people like you. Youre part of the problem. Just stop doing your job and let these criminals fucking rot in jail where they belong you fucking cuck. Or better yet, fucking kill them yourselves. Its really easy to get away with poisoning someone

[Anonymous No.58124517]

>>58124194
what's the catch on this then really? aside from the initial investment being at the literal bottom, why wouldn't you just go balls deep in TQQQ since tech and ai are the future anyway?
line go up always

[Anonymous No.58124535]

>>58122437
>the guy
is that another dog whistle?

[Anonymous No.58124570]

>>58124346
Yeah I shouldn't have used the term liquidated. I meant that they could terminate the ETF if it goes -99% and force you to sell.

[Anonymous No.58124573]

Is there a point in getting an AMD 7600 if I can't afford a 6700xt

[Anonymous No.58124606]

>>58124573
i built a pc with a 5600x + 6750xt and all i play are indie games i should have saved my money
i think i like laptops better too since they're more versatile, almost wanna sell my desktop and just stick to my AMD laptop with only integrated gpu

[Anonymous No.58124619]

>>58124573
rule of thumb is just save a bit more and get the card you want, 8gb of vram is going to hamstring you more than you think

i got a 6750xt on sale and am very happy with it

[Anonymous No.58124621]

>>58124454
>EV is just another form of costly energy.
this has been common knowledge since 2015 or so (by that I mean many people had realized it by then)

[Anonymous No.58124632]

>>58124517
If you can wait many years, I think it's a decent bet. I'm starting to put $100 every so often into XXXX and not looking back. Keep in mind those big ass dips though, in the pic you see a 2M investment falling to 400k very quickly.

Of course the market could pull a Nikkei and crab for 25 years in which case you are fucked by decay.

[Anonymous No.58124661]

>>58124606
>AMD laptop with only integrated gpu
this is fine but laptops usually have really bad displays and the ones with dedicated gpu's are (usually loud and) have input lag because of the cpu also having a gpu

[Anonymous No.58124671]

Smash or pass /smg/?

[Anonymous No.58124681]

>>58124671
are you jesting me sir

[Anonymous No.58124683]

>>58124671

[Anonymous No.58124714]

>>58124661
yeah but the one i got recently was a really nice value despite the shit screen (im a leaf but figured US listing would be more relatable here) plus i can always dock it into bigger better monitors since even if the 14" screen was OLED it's still tiny as fuck and shitty
wasn't refurbished either, it was brand-new-in-box just that it was a corporate order that was never used so it was offloaded to microcenter, canada comptuers, memory express etc for really cheap (US$300), was actually a bit more expensive in leafland CAD$500, might get a 2nd laptop if it gets a price drop since there's still plenty of stock here

it's actually still avaible but at US$350 from what it looks like, great laptop, AMD cpu is much quieter than what i used to have with intel especially when they started cramming those hot as fk 8th gen intel and beyond into laptops

[Anonymous No.58124720]

>>58124681
>>58124683
Chick I'm banging is out of town. Why wouldn't I hatefuck this big tiddy magician chick? She's already liked me.

[Anonymous No.58124721]

>>58124632
keep sl around 90 sma and be happy

[Anonymous No.58124724]

>>58124671
She seems nice, go for it.

[Anonymous No.58124725]

>>58124720
my apologies I thought I was talking to a white man

[Anonymous No.58124728]

>>58124671
she looks like HR

[Anonymous No.58124742]

>>58124720
you must be new

[Anonymous No.58124753]

>>58124671
shes hiding how fat she is

[Anonymous No.58124788]

how do we know when the music stops? what leading indicators do we watch? the yield curve un-inverting? truck freight? job reports?

[Anonymous No.58124792]

>>58124606
>>58124619
>I posted in the wrong thread and still got helpful answers
Thanks frens

[Anonymous No.58124791]

>>58124671
ask how deep she can rim your asshole for how long you need it to relax

[Anonymous No.58124809]

>>58124742
>>58124725
Wew why does /smg/ have this virginity levels?

[Anonymous No.58124811]

>>58124788
People that own suits will be shitting and pissing themselves in the street

[Anonymous No.58124828]

>>58124788
>the yield curve un-inverting?
why hasnt that thing univerted already
by what logic is short term debt more expensive than long term debt?

[Anonymous No.58124832]

>>58124788
>how do we know when the music stops?
Checked
I don't know what you use, but in VLC you can click the time in the lower right and it will switch to showing you much is left.

[Anonymous No.58124838]

>>58124788
The bears capitulate and start buying.

[Anonymous No.58124848]

>eu bans crypto
top kek

[Anonymous No.58124858]

>>58124788
will be too late when market players start dumping its too late, its a race to the bottom

[Anonymous No.58124894]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWoQW-b6Ph8

[Anonymous No.58124913]

>>58124393
>assassinated that whistleblower
Very few companies are willing to go the extra mile to protect their shareholders. This is a buy sign. Long BA

[Anonymous No.58124939]

>>58124671
Definitely smash but expect her to be a bit fatter

[Anonymous No.58125047]

>>58124025
Do I go all in TECL on Monday?

[Anonymous No.58125112]

>>58124809
don't be a faggot and have prematerial sex retard

[Anonymous No.58125141]

Multigenerational top

[Anonymous No.58125156]

ufc tonight the weekend stock market is open boys

[Anonymous No.58125157]

>>58124632
What the fuck is even happening to Nikkei? Just ended negative interest but its still near 0%. How are they climbing out of the crab-zone with declining exports?

[Anonymous No.58125165]

>>58122602
Russian Jews

[Anonymous No.58125170]

>>58125156
>Nguyen is pronounced "win"
>loses

[Anonymous No.58125174]

gonna pay my rent

[Anonymous No.58125182]

>>58124828
i think it's because people are expecting the fed to lower rates. i'm pushing 40, and as far as my experience has been, the fed generally lowered them when we were struggling/recession. this is the first time in my life where the economy has been booming and the fed is discussing lower rates. actually when I was very young it was a surprise, they didn't communicate that much about what they planned to do, that really started after 2008 or thereabouts.

[Anonymous No.58125212]

>>58123162
Can only write off $3k in loses per year

[Anonymous No.58125229]

>>58125157
>What the fuck is even happening to Nikkei?
People rotating out of China and into Japan. Literally that is it, Japan is still just as boring and dead economically as it was 20 years ago.

You should take this as a sign to exit Asian markets, the big boys know that China will be the next Russia and your investments will zero out when the Taiwan false flag attacks being.

[Anonymous No.58125230]

>>58124832
>100%
>bar isn't full

[Anonymous No.58125234]

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1771556419751260633

[Anonymous No.58125246]

>>58125157
exports are mixed. Some stuff like machines seem to have tanked. Other stuff is picking up. What doesn't pick up is domestic consumption. Japanese don't want to consooooooooom.

[Anonymous No.58125284]

>>58123531
Because there is.

[Anonymous No.58125329]

>>58125234
let's start a shipping container recovery co.

[Anonymous No.58125331]

>>58122178
>commodity futures plummeted last night >>58117217
>major terrorist attack in russia
>US sending troops to taiwan
something funny is about to happen

[Anonymous No.58125333]

>>58124319
It's daily rebalanced, dumbfuck, it would have cratered but it wouldn't have been liquidated

[Anonymous No.58125387]

>>58123531
theres 6 trillion in money market funds.

bonds finally have a real pay out

ppl prepared for a big crash that never came

[Anonymous No.58125391]

>>58125387
That was me. I sold a bit and moved it to getting 5+% cash. Though now I'm FOMOing back into the market...

[Anonymous No.58125428]

based reddit retard takes out 20k loan to go into GME
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bljtrr/lfg_i_took_out_a_20k_loan_on_my_credit_card_and/

[Anonymous No.58125431]

>>58125391
This is me with my Roth IRA
like fuck, do I just buy in now at all time VOO and VGT highs?

[Anonymous No.58125489]

H

[Anonymous No.58125574]

>>58125428
i miss having a play that was so obvious and lucrative you could go 100% in
wouldnt hit 6 figs so fast if i had just stuck to index etfs

[Anonymous No.58125594]

i want to practice simulated trading/back-testing. how do? need to test a method

[Anonymous No.58125685]

>>58125594
I write custom python code to do it for my strategies.
I can write you some if you pay me.

[Anonymous No.58125774]

>>58125594
I do it all in my head. I just imagine.

[Anonymous No.58125840]

Yo wtf, Bostic says he only expects ONE ratecut in 2024. HE IS THE MOST BASED FED. Literally. He was THE dove in 2023. Now he's the ULTRAHAWK.

[Anonymous No.58125861]

>>58125774
It's to have concrete numbers. I went over one of my strategies yesterday and realized I've been losing money by taking on too much risk.

[Anonymous No.58125864]

>>58125861
>doesn't have concrete numbers in his head
ngmi

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58125880]

>>58124788
you absolutely cannot time the exact day/week it’ll stop

yield curve inversion is basically “time to deleverage”, and you can’t get any better than that
I heard oddly good things about some shit like the 50/200 day moving average crossover, but it primarily just improves SPY performance rather than being an actual “music stop indicator”

[Anonymous No.58125891]

>>58125864
Imagine the autist that memorized years of option pricing data so he could do that.
He'd probably be too busy building model trains to make money.

[Anonymous No.58125908]

>i can behead a stallion with one swing of my sword, m'lady
our response intellectual sissies

[Anonymous No.58125918]

>>58124788
https://www.tradethematrix.net/post/risk-on-off-analysis-in-markets

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58125930]

>>58125594
there’s some polish website where you could get daily open-close-high-low for a bunch of tickers going back for decades.
Zero chance of getting hourly+ ticker history without paying for it.

quantopia or whatever was good for free algo backtesting, but it shutdown and there’s nothing like it now, IIRC

I think the best that I’ve done is backtest SSO outperforming SPY with the weird polish websites data.
Anything beyond that requires spending at least a few hundred bucks and enough autism to put in the dozens or hundreds of hours of work that are incredibly unlikely to actually pay off

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58125955]

>>58125685
what findings have you actually yielded from that, if not jackshit?
Do you test with sharpe ratio / kelly criterion too?

I’d bet you’re not algo trading with Interactive Brokers

[Anonymous No.58126059]

>>58125840
Powell is a fucking bitch. Bostic is way more realistic. The excuse for Jpow was "it's seasonal"
What a nigger

[Anonymous No.58126063]

>>58125930
alpaca markets offers quite a lot of API calls for free

[Anonymous No.58126073]

>>58125840
>rate cut
>hawk

[Anonymous No.58126122]

>>58125908
For me, its long BHS

[Anonymous No.58126199]

>>58126073
He's the highest flying dove. The black swan.

[Anonymous No.58126232]

>>58125955
>Algo trading
That's overrated IMO. It takes less time to just enter the trades from most of the strategies than to automate it. I use Etrade too so I have to manually log in (unless I do screen scraping but fuck that for dealing with money.)

[Anonymous No.58126280]

>>58124788
reading portents. numerology. astrological events. https://global-mind.org/gcpdot/
>>58125880
wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSae0v-VHSk

[Anonymous No.58126330]

>he's not all in ZVZZT

[Anonymous No.58126374]

>tfw ZVZZT bagholder

[Anonymous No.58126383]

>>58126280
synchronicities. prophetic dreams. deja vu. remote viewing. captcha semiotics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGkGNCUQtWY

[Anonymous No.58126396]

>>58125880
in-version or un-inversion?

[Anonymous No.58126406]

>>58125918
thank you, exactly what i was looking for

[Anonymous No.58126481]

>>58125182
Can it actually happen that the FED lowers rates, but bond yields going up?
Peter Schiff said something like that
Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.58126488]

>>58126383
illuminati-grade ai, high frequency (((finance))), and the efficient market theory have effectively arbitraged all alpha achievable by arithmetic. if you aren't applying supernatural methods to portfolio management and regularly praying for the success of your investments, i'm sorry to say it's over for you should hand your money over to someone who will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfaIx57UqU

[Anonymous No.58126580]

What are the top 3 companies of the Magnificent Seven?

[Anonymous No.58126593]

I HATE the weekends.

[Anonymous No.58126609]

SOBR
AQB
BBAI
AQMS
UUUU

[Anonymous No.58126615]

>>58126593
gamble on mma fren

[Anonymous No.58126642]

>>58125331
nat gas going negative is not out of the realm of possibility

[Anonymous No.58126662]

>>58126615
I’m in one of the few states that doesn’t have mobile betting. Otherwise I would, anon.

[Anonymous No.58126727]

>>58126662
>lives in a shithole

[Anonymous No.58126731]

>https://youtu.be/f7xA0b5jKHc?si=uQheiMWk6f1cirtn
anyone else sitting by the fire whispering "sieg heil" until the markets open?

[Anonymous No.58126749]

>>58126731
nordlanguages are so gay. german is far better.

t.nongerman/med

[Anonymous No.58126755]

>>58126731

[Anonymous No.58126791]

>>58126727
Yeah. I live in a white state.

[Anonymous No.58126798]

>>58126791
that doesnt mean the same thing it used to mean

[Anonymous No.58126829]

>>58126749
>>58126755
french has a lot of gurgling sounds, similar to those made by someone having their head cut off and throat filling with blood.
they say it's a language and people of passion.
perhaps there's a correlation there.

[Anonymous No.58126868]

>>58126798
t. Abdul

[Anonymous No.58126879]

>>58126873
>>58126873
>>58126873

[Anonymous No.58126887]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58126908]

>>58126879
there was still a lil bit of life left in this one, 1pbtid-fren

[Anonymous No.58126920]

>>58126879
Cmon man it's the weekend. And you didn't fix the link that was broken.

[Anonymous No.58126940]

>>58126383
>>58126488
my wife. so true, if you arent capturing gains and realizing profits in the astral plane then you're just hopelessly lost and market maker vampires will siphon all your funds directly from your aetheric-investor aura.
>also efficient market hypothesis is wrong

[Anonymous No.58126990]

im not ready to leave this thread so ill be staying here. farewell

[Anonymous No.58127087]

Who's still in TQQQ? lmao.
Insider here.
You're gonna get crushed soon. You should maybe go back into index. Just letting you know, friend.

[Anonymous No.58127285]

[Anonymous No.58127477]

>>58123238
Why does carnival have a nazi flag?

[Anonymous No.58127760]

>>58127477
Flag of convenience registration