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58105175 No.58105175 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine having to file taxes on this shit. The taxman guy doing your taxes may call you a bigot and refuse to give you your gains. Its over boyos.

>> No.58105606

I don't have to imagine. I'm intentionally making zero income besides niggacoins this year. I will be actively trading and the IRS is going to get 100 pages of nigga transactions next year. This is why you make it. I can live off savings and trade nigga shit all day every day for a year then shitpost the IRS just cuz i feels like it. If my coins rug it wont even matter, I'll become a millionaire off making a documentary about it next year

>> No.58105646

>>58105175
How the fuck do I find these coins on the phantom wallet app anons

>> No.58105728

>>58105606
Kek im doing this too but dont plan on reporting anything if they find out i will take it all the way to the court just for the kek maybe judge will even dismiss the case could you imagine the kek

>> No.58105731

>>58105175
Do burgers really have to show every single trade and the name of the coin? In Australia we just have to provide the capital gains/loss value for the year.

>> No.58105777

>>58105175
You posted this couple times now i see your stack came down from 125k lmao. Stop trying to flex on this mongolian basket weaving forum and sell before it rugs

>> No.58105781

>>58105728
>>58105606
Make sure you trade a few that are explicitly named "N-word"
If they try to avoid saying NIGGER in court by saying "N-word" then you can be like "Actually you're referring to a different asset, please refer to them by the proper name to avoid confusion"

>> No.58105785
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>>58105777
Trip 777s baby checkem

>> No.58105809

>>58105777
He literally can't sell there is zero liquidity

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>>58105175
>I-IMAGINE YOUR TAXES!

fucking faggot ass cope. Nobody is going to use the ticker retard, just tell them the contract address. Could even asterisk out the name of the token, it's irrelevant.

>heh, oh you made $100K off nothing?
>well.... taxes. Bet you wish you didn't make $100K now!

fucking LMAO. The cope around SOL shitcoins has been unparalleled

>> No.58105886

>>58105731
>Do burgers really have to show every single trade and the name of the coin?

No, you literally don't. Every SOL shitcoin gets funneled back into SOL anyways. At worst, you'd end up maybe having to show that you traded X amount of SOL to "contract address" on Y date, then received XXX amount of SOL back on Z date. Ticker/token name is irrelevant.

>> No.58105997

>>58105809
I just pumped niggolas cage

>> No.58106038

>>58105997
Or bought the dip at worst case i will spam people with shit coins from a burner wallet for the keks it will be worth 20 dollar no matter what will happen im in for the ride in niggolas cage mynigha fr fr

>> No.58106057

>>58105809
Cope. Plenty of people are buying/selling Niggolas cage right now. He'd nuke the price selling $60K worth but you could certainly easily get like $30K+ out without much trouble

>> No.58106082

>paying the taxman

lol, lmao even

>> No.58106084

>>58105809
why are niggers so fucking illiterate there is people pumping like right now fat fucking faggot
>>58105175
imagine doing taxes on the first place. no way im declaring so I just stay low with real shitcoins like $super and wait for the actual stuff to come, sell taking advantage over the newfags and fucking dip everything

>> No.58106086

>>58105646
Go to dextools.io

>> No.58106089

>>58105781
>>58105728
I feel like the IRS is probably the one government agency these days that isn't a bunch of wokes but rather coldhearted bastards who will stop at nothing to wreck your shit. They'll probably have a good chuckle at your holdings while doing it.

>> No.58106120

Why no hard r nigger coins?

>> No.58106145

>>58105175
That Nigollas Cage is worth 125k now. OP owns about 1/7th of the total supply

>> No.58106160

>>58106120
thats racist sir we are gentleman here

>> No.58106233

How dare the fine upstanding $SOL #blockchain allow such filthy racist content. My great grandxir did not dilate while storming normandy for this.

>> No.58106325

I am an accountant. I will make a killing doing tax returns for /biz/tards.

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>>58105777