/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58096357]

Bears Suck A Dick edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

Previous >>58092674

[Anonymous No.58096370]

BORING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58096378]

OPEN THE FUCKEN MARKETS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58096388]

OPEN THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.58096398]

The market owes me a crash. I am entitled to a massive downturn.

[Anonymous No.58096399]

>>58096357
gm anons

stocks are pumpa, but you also need to buy PUP on Solana, the traveling PUP

@puptravels

[Anonymous No.58096404]

[Anonymous No.58096410]

So now we just continue to melt up until June while bears try to twist every headline and data release into something negative. Lmao. You'd think that bears would just give up and admit that they have no idea how this shit works but oh well. I can't believe there are so many faggots seething about muh US debt or muh CPI. Must be europoors.

[Anonymous No.58096425]

Im gonna get rug pulled so hard

[Anonymous No.58096435]

i'm selling

[Anonymous No.58096441]

>>58096410
i just switch hats every thread

[Anonymous No.58096446]

how do i invest in the porn market

[Anonymous No.58096456]

rip to anon from yesterday yoloing into mu puts

[Anonymous No.58096465]

AI is a bubble. AI is a misnomer. AI is just a clever illusion that makes 110 IQs think computers are sentient. Terms like AGI are thrown around to swindle the 110 IQs. 2024 is 1999. The bloodbath is coming.

[Anonymous No.58096467]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.58096477]

>450K in cash

[Anonymous No.58096484]

>>58096465
You never-AI faggots are the dumbest motherfuckers of the century so far

[Anonymous No.58096486]

I've been on the sidelines for about a year and capitulated today. Line go up

[Anonymous No.58096488]

>>58096465
>this faggot made its way to /smg/. go back to your containment board

[Anonymous No.58096490]

>>58096465
none of this matters, I'm just here to ride the bubble and leave mitwits broken and confused.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58096498]

>>58096465
FUCK YEAH!!!
https://youtu.be/UWC4X_rTRsA?si=1O_6-loQON1TZTQ_

[Anonymous No.58096514]

Dumbass hyperinflation fags are acting like Powell just cut rates down to zero. If inflation is at 3% a 4% rate still fights it.

[Anonymous No.58096515]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58096519]

i am still waiting for a pullback to buy in. come on man

[Anonymous No.58096526]

>premarket the S&P 500 is up another 50 points
Holy moly

[Anonymous No.58096528]

it's the permanent, irrevocable, chronic and indomitable bull market prosperity era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

[Anonymous No.58096538]

>>58096486
Top signal

>>58096514
Its 3% excluding housing, energy, food, services, and travel. A 4% rate is doing nothing to stop the devaluation thats occuring.

[Anonymous No.58096540]

>>58096519

don cheadle

[Anonymous No.58096541]

SOXLchads, we're so back

[Anonymous No.58096547]

>>58096514
>"Fights it"


They've literally fought nothing. They have done nothing but change the definitions of the words. You will own nothing because the value of all you hold will be nil or nought.

[Anonymous No.58096557]

I guess we should all buy 530 1dtes after they bear trap us.

[Anonymous No.58096563]

anyone else slurping up Hersheys? This chocolate shortage is going to be a thing of the past, they'll whip those Africans right into shape and get them making cocoa in no time

[Anonymous No.58096565]

>S&P 500 earnings yield drops to only 3.53%

[Anonymous No.58096567]

>>58096465
go back to /adv/

[Anonymous No.58096577]

im going all in, im tired of watching the market go up without me

i was all cash for months, fully regret it - going to invest every cent today i dont care if its a bubble

[Anonymous No.58096582]

>>58096577
>>58096486
sell signal

[Anonymous No.58096583]

>>58096547
You’re a dumb nigger faggot and anything you own, appreciating asset wise, will continue to increase in value relative to the USA dollar.
You stupid fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.58096586]

>>58096514
This argument goes out the window when you realize they are lying about inflation lol

[Anonymous No.58096587]

>>58096563
hell yeah brother
i only invest in companies with HQs in my state

[Anonymous No.58096590]

>total middle class death
>total currency death
>total first world living standards death
>weimar cataclysm
>total global civil war
>total global nuclear annihilation
I hope you guys have private self-sufficient secret bunker cities, like top elites such as Zuccberg and Bezos do. Because every other asset is going to 0 in the coming years if the elites don't miraculously grow souls and start curbing the inflation soon.

[Anonymous No.58096601]

>>58096587
this dip is a nice little gem. i hope it goes down even more with that dividend so I can buy even more. i think chocolate will go down, they'll obviously have a worse quarter because of it, but end of the day Americans are fat and the rest of the world is getting fatter and will buy this stuff.

[Anonymous No.58096605]

So, I live in the UK. London, to be specific. And I've noticed a lot of precious metals demand popping up lately. Keep in mind, this is an economically conventional area and international finance is a huge employer. But precious metals have A LOT of support here. Yesterday, I even heard a neighbor of mine say, "Yeah, I used to trade stocks, but I think I'm selling it all to FOMO into Moonshot Metals - they 'ave our backs!" And yeah, they do affectionately call them "Moonshot Metals" now. It's rather odd. Last Friday I was at jummah and the prayer leader said "Oi fellow Britbongs! It's treeBong, time ta stack silver roight?" and everyone streamed out of the mosque to the nearest coin shoppe. I'm very concerned this wave of precious metals demand will be unstoppable and the global stock market is finished this year - if it is struggling to hold its own here in London, what hope does it have in Shanghai, Lagos, and Karachi?

[Anonymous No.58096607]

>>58096465
>it is not AGI so it must be a booble
smartest bobo

[Anonymous No.58096612]

Is there any reason I shouldn't sell calls on the bigtech I have unvested employee stocks in? Besides the risk of getting laid off it seems like a good way to collect on the hype and phenominal gains of the last year that are unlikely to be repeated.

>>58096467 >>58096541
If you don't hold SOXL how do you even live with yourself.

[Anonymous No.58096620]

Windy out today

[Anonymous No.58096621]

>>58096590
>Assets going to zero with high inflation

You sir a dumb nigger faggoty kike. You stupid stupid fucking bigger. Fuck you for shilling this idea. Either intentionally or just because you’re a dumbass fucking bigger. I swear to fuck

SMG DOOM POSTING ABOUT ASSETS LOSING VALUE DURING INFLATION,

you should go all in now

[Anonymous No.58096622]

>futes

[Anonymous No.58096632]

>Micron

[Anonymous No.58096635]

>>58096590
Dumb nigger. Dumb ass stupid fucking nigger. Fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.58096636]

>>58096620
>walking with not one but TWO bad investments
just stick with the stocks m8. even if the market drops 50% in the short run, it'll cost you less than marrying some WHORE.

[Anonymous No.58096649]

Why is he so mad

[Anonymous No.58096653]

>heemed by BZUN
My chink stock calls were supposed to print

[Anonymous No.58096656]

my new way of picking stocks is laying on the floor and pissing into the air with a piece of paper with a lot of tickers on it, and then where ever the spray lands I buy those.

[Anonymous No.58096657]

>>58096465

[Anonymous No.58096658]

>>58096649
Because I hate stupid fucking niggers.

[Anonymous No.58096661]

>>58096357
Baby bear might be pooping his pants now but soon mumu will be in adult diapers and Bobo will throw him in a retirement home to get abused by niggers

[Anonymous No.58096665]

>>58096656
anon how did you discover my top secret method!

[Anonymous No.58096676]

Anyone going in on DWAC so you can get the bump when it changes to DJT ?

[Anonymous No.58096677]

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[Anonymous No.58096678]

>>58096621
Buddy the last time a SINGLE country Weimared themselves we had WW2, tens of millions dead and dozens of countries bombed to fuck. Now the majority of the entire world is Weimaring themselves. The entire world is going to go to war with either themselves or eachother, and then one of the big boys will press the nuke button causing everyone else to press the nuke button too.

Stocks, bonds, real estate and crypto will go to 0 because they're getting replaced with irradiated parking lots. PMs will go to 0 because you can't drink, eat or medicate with shiny rocks and it'll take hundreds or thousands of years to have a society that trades them again.

[Anonymous No.58096679]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.58096689]

>>58096653
Yeah I bought it yesterday because of you and that's 1k loss for me today. thanks nigger

[Anonymous No.58096692]

Will RDDT dump?

[Anonymous No.58096693]

>>58096677
checked and it's over

[Anonymous No.58096694]

>>58096677
its over

[Anonymous No.58096695]

>boomer sold, pump it

[Anonymous No.58096697]

>>58096677
Checked and Joever
We pumpin' regardless

[Anonymous No.58096701]

>>58096692
it's going to pump a bit before dumping

[Anonymous No.58096706]

>>58096677
checked over

[Anonymous No.58096707]

What do I buy today with my Micron gains?

[Anonymous No.58096711]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP (and it's still very undervalued)

[Anonymous No.58096712]

Another massive gap up. Up 10% on the year, 25% from Oct lows. The majority of bears have had to capitulate at this point.

[Anonymous No.58096719]

When does Reddit start trading?
My trading view chart is empty

[Anonymous No.58096718]

BUY THE REDDIT DIP. IT IS GOING TO UNIRONICALLY SQUEEZE.

[Anonymous No.58096720]

Why is the kike faggot dollar pumping?

[Anonymous No.58096721]

Is DWAC going to vote in favor of taking TMTG public tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58096725]

>>58096707
more micron, pyramid like a man

[Anonymous No.58096726]

>>58096719
I think today

[Anonymous No.58096730]

>>58096678
Hey buddy. You’re a dumb fucking nigger. Actually. I’d bet your a jew. I’d bet 1000$ you are actually a fucking skin lamp

[Anonymous No.58096735]

>>58096726
But not at market open? Why

[Anonymous No.58096739]

>>58096735
It's faggot central I have no idea

[Anonymous No.58096744]

I lied, I didn't sell. I'm going to sell now.

[Anonymous No.58096756]

why do i feel like you're all fucking with my head

[Anonymous No.58096757]

GIVE ME A DIP YOU FUCKING NIGGER

[Anonymous No.58096762]

>>58096744
You lied and people died

[Anonymous No.58096764]

baggot when are your people going to let NVDA go to $1k?

[Anonymous No.58096765]

>>58096757
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.58096771]

>>58096757
There ain’t no iguana

[Anonymous No.58096775]

>>58096757
just be patient. don't fomo lmao

[Anonymous No.58096777]

SNOW 153 WAS THE BOTTOM
TOLD YOU GUYS 165 THIS WEEK
190 NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.58096783]

no OIL no NATGAS NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.58096784]

>>58096757
The dip was in 2022-2023. What were you doing?

[Anonymous No.58096787]

>>58096583
Only for the purposes of tax liability but we haven't got that far yet.

[Anonymous No.58096790]

this cope hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58096791]

>why do you come to /smg/ anon?
because its fun. its fun to do bad things. my fren janny smokes with cigarettes and i want to do hoodrat stuff with my frens. simple as

[Anonymous No.58096795]

>>58096783
I'm deep in NatGas, and I'm straight up not having a good time

[Anonymous No.58096806]

>>58096790
Why did that dumb pitch invest in shitcoins

[Anonymous No.58096809]

>say you will sell
>lie and don't sell
>stock goes up
Yes, I live dangerously

[Anonymous No.58096811]

>>58096795
i never do anything where I get a k-1. too much work come tax time.

[Anonymous No.58096813]

Hey bears you fucking faggots, the US debt doesn't matter because the US doesn't owe the debt to anyone. Inflation at the current levels doesn't matter because it allows the debt to be inflated away. Rates aren't that high and are still on a centuries-long downtrend. And on top of all that it's an election year with scheduled rate cuts. See you in 2025 at SPY 6000.

"Bloo bloo bloo the price of the average house is going to be a million dollarinos!"

Yeah and the average annual income will be $200,000. Remember when, a century ago, people were paid pennies per hour and houses cost thousands of dollars? In 3025 the average house will be like a billion dollars and no one will care because they're all millionaires. Don't get hung up on the numbers you retards.

[Anonymous No.58096821]

>>58096735
When am IPO launches it can't be traded publicly for a few hours so all the IPO offers go first

[Anonymous No.58096824]

>>58096790
it looked much worse when COIN was trading below $100

[Anonymous No.58096825]

>>58096790
is that really what is in ARK? Has that retard ever used a Roku?

[Anonymous No.58096832]

>>58096665
I spied! this morning I pee'd everywhere so I just bought the Russell 2000. It's going to go up at least 25% this year. >>58096665

[Anonymous No.58096837]

>>58096777
Feed me more options senpai

[Anonymous No.58096839]

INTEL WOKE UP
THE SLEEPING GIANT HAS BEEN STIRRED

[Anonymous No.58096841]

Schwab 3mo CDs at 5.51%

[Anonymous No.58096842]

>>58096790
>Roku
Boomers are paying this woman 250million a year for these hot takes.

[Anonymous No.58096865]

>>58096784
I lost all my money on calls in 2022

[Anonymous No.58096870]

>>58096813
No see that's the best part. The old US Debt has been inflated into nothing. We basically ran a nationwide crypto scam and rug pulled them all.
The best part is most Americans use cards so they don't actually care about prices as long as they can afford it.

No refunds you dumbass brown and yellow people.

And don't give me your dumbass /pol/ take. Only poor people post there.

[Anonymous No.58096872]

>>58096832
>R2K
interesting I came to a similar conclusion

[Anonymous No.58096875]

>>58096837
GD calls 5/17

[Anonymous No.58096876]

>>58096841
SWVXX giving 5.18%

[Anonymous No.58096887]

why is everything green as fuck?

[Anonymous No.58096894]

Remember when COIN went down to $30 in 2022? The market is stupid and retarded

[Anonymous No.58096896]

nvda rugging again lmao

[Anonymous No.58096897]

>>58096842
yeah when I think of innovation, i think of roku

[Anonymous No.58096898]

>>58096813
The buying power of today's wages aren't even close to what they used to be.

[Anonymous No.58096903]

NGERIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58096905]

i'm making too much money

[Anonymous No.58096906]

>>58096887
Probably because people realise that rate cuts are coming and QE will never stop. Every country in the world will race to devalue their currency the most.

[Anonymous No.58096910]

>>58096887
Things must just be that great.

[Anonymous No.58096912]

Any LUNRtics lurking today? How we holding up frens?

[Anonymous No.58096916]

>>58096896
slurrrrrrp

[Anonymous No.58096920]

>>58096905
can throw a dart in this market and make money. it is kinda scary, when the rug goes it's gunna go. but, i think as long as we swing trade and manage risk we'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.58096925]

>>58096905
Sell and take profit you dumb nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.58096927]

>>58096887
Everyone gave up, no one expects the market to correct.

[Anonymous No.58096931]

>>58096920
Why would you suggest swinging specifically ?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58096937]

THE BOND YIELDS ARE RISING!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING BULL SHIT MARKET!!! DIDNT THEY SEE THE SWISS CUT INTEREST RATES!!! THEY KEEP SELLING THE BONDS INSTEAD OF BUYING NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.58096940]

>>58096887
>green is good
>green is gains
>green is life
>green is god

[Anonymous No.58096953]

>>58096898
Yrs they are you dumb fucking nigger. Real wages are as high as they were in 70’s. This is literally the best time in life to be poor and that still sucks. When real wages begin to fall and all the money trickles by up to the top and they are telling you how great life is , then you have permission to say it’s over

[Anonymous No.58096954]

>>58096931
i'm not an expert but to me watching the stocks closely is better than set it and forget it when in a frothy market. during covid I bought a lot of long term holds, but buying stocks now is very expensive so I'm trading on trends.

[Anonymous No.58096957]

FNGU and its underlying are looking bullish as fuck. NVDA is also back to technical buy levels.

[Anonymous No.58096961]

>>58096940
Based and greenpilled

[Anonymous No.58096965]

>The Swiss National Bank became the first major central bank to cut interest rates this cycle, surprising markets by lowering benchmark borrowing costs by a quarter of a percentage point on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.58096967]

>>58096937
TLT has had weird movement since JP spake
first it was up for the day, then a huge drop of all yesterdays gains, then a kike bought the dip, then it went down, this morning a kike bought the dip to keep it high, and now its down

[Anonymous No.58096971]

I just bought 1,000 shares of UPRO.

[Anonymous No.58096972]

AHHHH I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD THIS ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.58096977]

RXRX BROS
how come we can never hold our gains?

[Anonymous No.58096979]

Should I buy reddit stock when it goes public?

[Anonymous No.58096981]

>>58096912
My shares are tucked away in a brokerage account I rarely check. My thought is that they’ll end up getting gobbled up at some sort of extreme premium by one of the big boys if they continue to succeed.

[Anonymous No.58096986]

>>58096605
>So, I live in the UK
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.58096987]

>>58096971
i used to sell UPRO options. it was kinda comfy ngl

[Anonymous No.58096990]

>>58096725
I would if it was earlier in the week, but Thursday/Friday after earnings is always massive selloffs. I might buy a few FDX calls

[Anonymous No.58096995]

Normies are euphoric.
We need to pull the rug.

[Anonymous No.58096999]

the fuck is this shit why we stalling now after that resolute pump yesterday

[Anonymous No.58097009]

>>58096679
well if its 2009 its the 2 year anteversary before the big crash of '26 and japan prices are accepted

if its the crash of '29 we're near the top

but really I feel this is a lot more like the crash of '73 that kicked off the long depression. In which case its the 2 year ante-versary. of the start of the AI panic selling.

People are buying rn but 2 years is a decent time for graphics cards to be running and to get the AI's fired up, integrated and deployed. However all at once and for no reason at all they'll start to hate niggers or something and quit being useful.

[Anonymous No.58097015]

>>58096961
How do I get a Chinese spy girlfriend? How much SOXL do I need to hold?

[Anonymous No.58097017]

>>58096999
The pump is just to lure in gullible retards.
Now we have to pull the rug so the realize how stupid they are and how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.58097019]

>>58097009
And for that reason, i'm out

[Anonymous No.58097021]

>>58097015
unironically just go to a public university, worked for me

[Anonymous No.58097023]

Sold soxl calls. Up 210%...bought a bunch of $56 march 28 strike

Lfg

The runway is clear. No more fomc and all earnings out of the way

[Anonymous No.58097024]

Existing home sales up 9.5% MoM
Housing market is sizzling white hot

[Anonymous No.58097033]

Holy shit the housing market was expected to be down 1% but it's up 10%

This is so fucked lmao inflation will be 10% by next year

[Anonymous No.58097041]

>>58097015
In the near future we'll simply be able to generate them on demand with AI

[Anonymous No.58097047]

>>58097024
Where is the money coming from to buy houses

Ide be interested to see stats where and who is buying. 30 year for a 300k house mortgage at a 7% interest isnt cheap. Not something your average joe and jane can do

[Anonymous No.58097054]

>>58097033
Just bring in more foreign workers to dampen it. Not really as issue

[Anonymous No.58097059]

>>58097033
Horrible analysis. That means homeowners are scared and trying to offload their bags. Inflation will be -20% next year.

[Anonymous No.58097062]

Hold till EoD or dump now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q

[Anonymous No.58097065]

this is a crazy market, everything is printing cash right now

cash is trash, poor people will unironically be poor forever at this rate. If you dont have stocks or a home by now, its basically over for you. I'm going to leverage up, this is insane, way too much money being made

[Anonymous No.58097067]

>>58097047
I am more disconcerted about the mortgage backed securities market...

[Anonymous No.58097068]

>>58096784
but what about second dip?

[Anonymous No.58097073]

>>58096990
lol, literally spiked after you said that.
Miss earnings? Declining due to competition overall? Stock price goes up!

>>58097021
Always helps to major in law or business finance.

>>58097024
For whom?
>>58097033
>>58097047
Government loans to beaners, imo. How else are you gonna get everyone white living in their cars so you can poison them, throw some fenty around, and claim it was OD?
>>58097059
At 8% loans?

[Anonymous No.58097074]

is this was 1999 felt like?

>>58097062
yeah going to be bullish until closer to the election because if trump wins the JP will hike rates and crash the market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.58097077]

$RIVN is set to Short Squeeze. Come squeeze this Bear bussy with me, frens.

[Anonymous No.58097079]

Threadly reminder that dividends are better than going to work and since I don’t need a car more money can be spent on getting more dividends.

[Anonymous No.58097086]

>>58097033
isn't that good?

[Anonymous No.58097084]

>>58097033
Oh no! Guess we'll have to bring in a CBDC to keep inflation under control. It's also good for the environment!

[Anonymous No.58097085]

>>58097065
i think most reasonably young people at least have a 401k now. at least the ones that weren't lost causes anyways.

[Anonymous No.58097087]

>>58097073
>business finance
for me it was accounting/business

[Anonymous No.58097089]

- Median Home Price For Existing Homes (USD) Feb: 384.5k or +5.7% (prev 379.1k Or +5.1% From Jan 2023)
>Feb 2023: 363,6k

[Anonymous No.58097091]

>>58097079
did you buy any hershey during this dip? nice divvy

[Anonymous No.58097094]

>>58097079
what are your top 3 divy picks?

[Anonymous No.58097095]

>>58096953
You're speaking nonsense, the middle class is almost dead.

[Anonymous No.58097098]

Mein Gott. What has jpow done?

[Anonymous No.58097101]

>>58097086
No it's very inflationary pretty soon housing will literally be unaffordable for 90% of people
If you don't already own a house you'll never be able to afford one

[Anonymous No.58097102]

>>58096953
Its over

[Anonymous No.58097107]

can i get a crumb of stock please sir?

[Anonymous No.58097108]

>>58097089
>home prices just keep going up
poor zoomies, numba just keep going up

[Anonymous No.58097113]

>>58097074
No, because in 99 every one still thought we'd reached the end of history.
Now China is eating your lunch, the Kremlin is trying to flex nuts, and su no hablo espanola por la paseo en Nuevo York

[Anonymous No.58097118]

>>58097095
Its a jidf or pooh shill. Don't waste your time. It also gets shekels when you (you) it.

[Anonymous No.58097119]

>>58096404
>doesn't get acquired

[Anonymous No.58097121]

>>58096972
But the kitty made it. So can you!

[Anonymous No.58097126]

$RIVN IS SET TO SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

[Anonymous No.58097130]

>>58096777
PANW 350c
IS
META 2.0

GUTTER TECH RULES

[Anonymous No.58097133]

>>58097089
>>58097108
Go long homebuilders simple as

I'm in Lennar and Pulte

[Anonymous No.58097145]

>>58096563
HSY does make sense as a play because they will jack prices due to the cocoa situation but never lower them back again once cocoa comes down so their margins will expand substantially.

[Anonymous No.58097147]

everyone is getting rich but me

i regret selling so fucking bad

and houses are up 5% now? im fucking doomed

[Anonymous No.58097148]

>>58096999
Euros holding the market back

[Anonymous No.58097163]

>>58097145
my thinking exactly. and fat people are addicted to sugar, it's one of the hardest drugs to quit, so they'll pay it. it's still one of the cheapest ways to get a sugar fix, even when the hike the prices

[Anonymous No.58097167]

>>58097094
Out of what I personally hold, ET, XOM, NSA.
>>58097091
Have not dipped into any HSY but I am keeping an eye on it. Here's to having to work less and less every year

[Anonymous No.58097173]

>COST didn't pump at earnings
>ASO didn't pump at earnings
Time to all in on SKM

[Anonymous No.58097179]

>>58097074
>is this was 1999 felt like?
Nah, 99 felt amazing. The US still had hope. This is just a twisted fever dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWOviMI6Lk

[Anonymous No.58097184]

Bulls and bears are currently in a Titanic struggle for direction

[Anonymous No.58097188]

Is buying 1.5SD 30day spy options after the fed meeting ez mode for making money? My only regret is not buying yesterday.

[Anonymous No.58097192]

>>58097163
It's not just the sugar, cocoa gives a dopamine and mood boost. I just got a bulk physical delivery not long ago of pure cocoa that I put into my coffee every morning unsweetened (coffee is otherwise "black", no creamer or anything else). It's rich in antioxidants too. I buy the Great Value but maybe it comes from HSY.

[Anonymous No.58097194]

$RIVN
>$RIVN
$RIVN
>$RIVN
$RIVN
>$RIVN

FUCKIN' SQUEEZE IT!

[Anonymous No.58097195]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.58097196]

I am missing out on so much gains by being so cash...

[Anonymous No.58097204]

>>58097184
Is that what we call going violently up and to the right these days?

[Anonymous No.58097206]

>>58096357
GD calls anyone?

[Anonymous No.58097220]

>>58097184
Not me, I'm just sitting patiently waiting in full relaxation and watching for good NATGAS AND OIL buy ins. Jeanna needs the glasses though, they help to distract from his Adam's apple.

[Anonymous No.58097225]

Babbys first sell off with 42 Amazon stocks at 180.50. bought them at 92, thinking I can buy them back Tuesday at a lower price (retard)

[Anonymous No.58097233]

>>58097184
No they're not. They will print a big batch of derivatives and pull us up soon.

[Anonymous No.58097244]

How are so many of you complaining about being sidelined?

[Anonymous No.58097256]

Should I buy 2k of Reddit stock?

[Anonymous No.58097257]

i FOMO bought, i cant take this shit anymore

every day the market is up 0.5% its unbearable i cant stomach this shit any longer I dont care if prices have never been higher I fucking bought

literally getting priced out of everything in life im so mad i hate inflation so much holy shit

[Anonymous No.58097261]

>>58097244
Because some many of us are morons

[Anonymous No.58097265]

Holy shit spy just follow the gap rules how does the market make a fool out of me every fucking day

[Anonymous No.58097266]

Hey Bobo, you should stop digging.
The 33rd set of puts you buy from me will not go any better than the prior 32 sets this year.

[Anonymous No.58097267]

SNOW SQUEEEEEZING MY BALLS RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.58097269]

how do i buy 4chan stock?

[Anonymous No.58097280]

All of you faggots are going to miss this $RIVN moonshot.

[Anonymous No.58097282]

>>58097089
ACTUAL DOOMBULL MARKET

[Anonymous No.58097283]

>>58097269
Feds run it

[Anonymous No.58097284]

>>58097257
Top signal if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.58097286]

>>58097269
tlt

[Anonymous No.58097285]

>>58097266
5 dollars to 10 dollars is 50%

[Anonymous No.58097288]

<LIVE SOXS HEEM STATUS>
x.![HEEMED]!.x

[Anonymous No.58097290]

>>58097280
What's the case for them mooning?

[Anonymous No.58097291]

>>58097280
qrd?

[Anonymous No.58097296]

>>58097290
>(((case)))

[Anonymous No.58097298]

>>58097280
i dont care

[Anonymous No.58097299]

>>58097261
Yeah, that was a dumb question in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.58097309]

SAY MY NAME

[Anonymous No.58097310]

Fuck it I'm buying reddit stock

[Anonymous No.58097311]

AMD looking like a nice slurp, AMDL even more

[Anonymous No.58097319]

NOT
A
SINGLE
RED
CANDLE
SINCE
I
BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.58097321]

EVERYTHING IS GREEN
Except Applel

[Anonymous No.58097327]

What the fuck is SPY doing?
Who controls this shit?

[Anonymous No.58097329]

https://youtu.be/ws0dZEcbBWs?t=10

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58097330]

This is how I know AI is in a bubble
But it could still continue so I'm net long

[Anonymous No.58097331]

>>58097310
same, but i am waiting for it to dip (maybe)

[Anonymous No.58097335]

THE AAPL ROTTEN

[Anonymous No.58097336]

>>58097327
It's a magic carpet ride.

[Anonymous No.58097337]

>>58097269
UUUU

[Anonymous No.58097338]

>>58097321
this is without an official announcement of the rumored lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.58097339]

So when RDDT ipo's the entire market is going to crash. Reddit will literally crash the market.

[Anonymous No.58097343]

>>58097285
u mad?

[Anonymous No.58097346]

>>58096477
based, you can live off 50k dividends a year tax free fyi

[Anonymous No.58097349]

>>58097338
its official now

[Anonymous No.58097350]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.58097354]

>>58097291
>>58097290

$RIVN is heavily shorted back to its fair valuation at $10.50 and investors have been loading up. Basically if they fired everyone and sold everything, they'd be at $10.50 per share. $RIVN is trading at cost right now. The bear case is they are losing money but this company is Jeff Bezos' dick-measuring contest with Elon Musk. He won't let it fail. Short Sellers have exhausted at this level and oldfags are scared to come in due to butthurt, but the Hedgies are doing everything they can to keep the price down. One nice rush on the Exchange will panic these fuckers into panic buying-to-cover as $RIVN is set to improve on its revenues and profit-misses.

>DISCLOSURE: LONG 6,500 $RIVN

[Anonymous No.58097356]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.58097357]

>>58097339
people have to buy all the 34$ shares before they can sell them for less

[Anonymous No.58097369]

>>58097257
>t. NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER
The beauty of NATGAS AND OIL futures price BASED trades is you know it's going to stay in ranges so you can just patiently wait for buy ins knowing full well they will come and you'll never get "priced out" for longer than a few weeks or months at most.
COME HOME
WHITE MAN

[Anonymous No.58097371]

There come the men in rag.

[Anonymous No.58097373]

>>58097335
/ORANGES ARE BETTER THEN AAPLs

[Anonymous No.58097376]

Okay how should I distribute 5% of my paycheck every two weeks among stocks that pay good dividends? Which stocks and what percent of the 5% should go to each?

[Anonymous No.58097380]

>>58097354
>Hedgies

[Anonymous No.58097382]

>appl baggies

[Anonymous No.58097389]

>>58097339
(This is what Bobo actually believes will happen today)

[Anonymous No.58097394]

>>58097376
dont chase dividends while you still make a paycheck

[Anonymous No.58097396]

This thread is moving so fast nobody will read that I shorted NVDA at $50 two years ago.

[Anonymous No.58097398]

>>58097389
would be very, very funny tbqh

[Anonymous No.58097403]

>>58097133
>pulte
back to your containment thread baggie bro

[Anonymous No.58097405]

>>58097269
>how do i buy 4chan stock?
I think the ticker is FBI.

[Anonymous No.58097407]

>>58097309

[Anonymous No.58097412]

Reddit is so fucking janky I don't know how they could think of going public.

[Anonymous No.58097416]

>>58097339
You think a (((spy))) owned company, designed to learn and track US Citizen preferences and steer the population, is going to (((fail))) in the (((market))) on IPO?

[Anonymous No.58097421]

>>58097394
It's more so that after some years I have enough money in them to be making a decent amount off of them. I would be reinvesting the dividends for now. Is that a stupid idea? Right now I just have money in some ETFs and that's it.

[Anonymous No.58097427]

What the fuck is AMD doing?

[Anonymous No.58097428]

>The country is facing severe forms of invasive streptococcal A infections, which are spreading at a steady pace, and are fatal in one in three cases. Lax hygiene measures following the Covid-19 pandemic are thought to be contributing to the spread.
bobo??

[Anonymous No.58097436]

where we at with ASTERA LABS, INC. ticker ALAB

[Anonymous No.58097437]

>>58097427
slowly going back to it's fair value

[Anonymous No.58097443]

AAPL short back to even, nice try mumu

[Anonymous No.58097450]

>>58097428
>it's hygiene from you Goys, it's not the 10,000,000 beaners and shithole faggots we paid to help come into the US illegally!
POWW, because two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.58097451]

Still the basic logic
Globohomo could win and keep CAPE high forever. but if people are gonna turn houses into babies to feed boomers retirement cash.
Theres shit on the dance floor but the music is playing. noseplugs can work, but eventually a dancer slips in the muck.

[Anonymous No.58097462]

>>58097436
Didn't they have an offer to go private from the founder and it's underway?
i'm not aware for sure, one guy put out a video saying they were trying to do spaceX level innovation, but were doing it without ((())) and instead of running missions with their capable design, threw out that plan for a "better version" that isn't working yet.

[Anonymous No.58097464]

>>58097412
They think they will get put into all the DEI ETFs.

[Anonymous No.58097476]

>>58097354
rivian loses 40k per vehicle they sell. they aren't vertically integrated like tesla, so they will never climb out of that hole unless they double the price of their vehicles

[Anonymous No.58097485]

Why is chatgpt labeling my conversations in spanish all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.58097486]

>>58097450
half of the usa is latino at this point. there is no coming back from that. it's just pure cope and massive miscegenation from here on out.

[Anonymous No.58097487]

>>58097462
they just IPOd yesterday

[Anonymous No.58097490]

You did buy FNMA like I told you to, right anon?

[Anonymous No.58097492]

"Heather" has a nine inch fat cock if you were wondering

[Anonymous No.58097499]

>>58097486
You have a point, and it's worth considering. White people have learned to genocide in the past. And when they do, it ain't that pussy shit the jews claimed the Germans were doing.

[Anonymous No.58097505]

After pumping your shit, you pump EU now. Like locusts, fuckin burgers.

[Anonymous No.58097509]

>>58097421
its not stupid, 40% of all stock market gains are dividends. people think dividends are dumb cause they are options gambling addicts

[Anonymous No.58097513]

>>58097427
I would also like to know this. Of course NVDA and AMD crab as soon as I buy lol.

[Anonymous No.58097518]

>>58097492
The history of Reddit's "democracy" is surprisingly similar to democracy in general.

[Anonymous No.58097520]

LAAC sissies we eating good

[Anonymous No.58097524]

when can i short reddit?

[Anonymous No.58097536]

ADBE getting shitted on

[Anonymous No.58097537]

>>58097443
unbelievable, my TSLA getting heemed too

[Anonymous No.58097541]

>>58097338
What lawsuit?

[Anonymous No.58097543]

>>58097518
>Lagaso has been a Reddit user for more than 16 years and has extensive experience as a moderator on the platform. She has moderated a host of subreddits, including r/Salem, r/Woodburn, r/8yearclub and r/CemeteryPorn, which has 138,000 members and is devoted to "high-quality images of cemeteries and graves."
when you have enough information to find their reddit account, but you don't even bother because you know already, 100%, she is a he

[Anonymous No.58097544]

>>58097330
there is a reason they limited API access. they're going to sell all of their data to train AI. AI will be powered by the opinion of reddit.

[Anonymous No.58097555]

>>58097537
TSLA is holding well at support. This is good. Start worrying under $173. Sell under $170.

[Anonymous No.58097557]

>>58097544
>We will be battling the omega giganigga synthetic redditor in the not too distant future

[Anonymous No.58097567]

hello, mr market, when will my RXRX and SOUN bags pump?

[Anonymous No.58097572]

>>58097544
can an AI even exist with that level of cognitive dissonance?

[Anonymous No.58097585]

>>58097567
>SOUN
no
>RXRX
when the kikes stop holding it down (right after you sell)

[Anonymous No.58097593]

>>58097557
Sounds like we need to get GROK trained for our side.

[Anonymous No.58097595]

>>58097572
AI is always racist, so no it can't be allowed to exist

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58097598]

>>58097572
They're going to make AI turn us all gay.

[Anonymous No.58097611]

>>58097593
you can fine-tune LLAMA
its open

[Anonymous No.58097612]

>>58097543
That actually sounds like a normal sexually repressed woman.

[Anonymous No.58097632]

ENLV is sneeding and feeding itself

[Anonymous No.58097633]

>>58097167
Literally all three of those get BTFO by boomer tier 12% annual return stocks, the only exception being maybe XOM.
What are you seeing that I don't?

[Anonymous No.58097645]

yeh i really regret closing those calls early now D:

[Anonymous No.58097646]

The great heeming is upon me

[Anonymous No.58097648]

Someone short RXRX so it goes up :)

[Anonymous No.58097656]

Should I sell my ACMR? I'm kinda spooked by the volatility

[Anonymous No.58097667]

>houseprices +5% mom
>burgers pump all markets

[Anonymous No.58097676]

>>58097319
Anon loses his mind over an 11% move

[Anonymous No.58097682]

Why don't you guys just buy and hold boomer index funds?

[Anonymous No.58097687]

>>58097319
Hows the Fedex short going?

[Anonymous No.58097704]

>>58097682
Why don't I just eat a salad with no dressing? I mean, I could; but the flavor is what gives the human experience any value

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58097709]

>>58097667
Why wouldn't we? We're all rich.

[Anonymous No.58097716]

>>58097704
>why don't my tastebuds notice the flavor of the flower in lettuce
They could but you're a concrete monkey sucking shit from the monkey above you.

[Anonymous No.58097722]

Cocoa

[Coombler No.58097729]

You mumutards are so lucky I bought puts yesterday afternoon.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58097766]

>>58097682
How the fuck are you supposed to beat the index by just playing the index? We're all pussy smashing alpha chads in here.

[Anonymous No.58097778]

>>58097729
bitch is obese

[Anonymous No.58097788]

>spy hourly
we are sitting here all day arent we

[Anonymous No.58097791]

>>58097682
well you see. the index has good stuff and bad stuff in it. I'd like to take out the bad stuff and keep the good stuff.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58097805]

>>58097788
I don't know why it won't break $524? Shit's being retarded, give it another couple candles.

[Anonymous No.58097815]

damn thought i had one more day before loading up on selling aapl vertical calls

[Anonymous No.58097818]

>>58097778

[Anonymous No.58097828]

>>58097206
Yes

[Anonymous No.58097839]

Bought SOXL calls yesterday and they're up 350%, do I sell? Is this fãggot market going to dump?

[Anonymous No.58097843]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58097845]

>>58096721
Apr 19 DWAC calls on sale

[Anonymous No.58097859]

>>58097729

[Anonymous No.58097864]

>>58097839
If you have to ask, yeah you should sell

[Anonymous No.58097879]

What happened to Canadian miners?
CAD is that weak?

[Anonymous No.58097933]

new
>>58097932
>>58097932
>>58097932

[Anonymous No.58098030]

>>58097729
what the fuck is she doing?

[Anonymous No.58098884]

>>58097633
You responded like you think everything I own is for dividends. I also own MA 233% gain, CHD 208% gain, HAL 91% gain, since I bought them. When you’re young and in prime earning years definitely go for the growth but there will come a time when you will be replaced by someone better and cheaper.

[Anonymous No.58098985]

>>58097346
How

[Anonymous No.58099124]

>>58097380
>le epic short squeeze Ryan Cohen, save us from le evil hedgies!