/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58087308]

Apologize Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

Previously on /smg/: >>58085279

[Anonymous No.58087328]

hyperinflation incoming

[Anonymous No.58087334]

>>58087308
Why should I apologize, I am right it is the market which is wrong

[Anonymous No.58087342]

>>58087308
Imagine what will happen when he actually does cut rates.

[Anonymous No.58087344]

>look up what earnings are today 5 minutes before market close
>micron
>decide to buy a stack of shares just for giggles because muh semiconductors
>10% instantly after market close
the stock market is truly just sophisticated gambling isn't it?

[Anonymous No.58087352]

Did you buy LAAC anon?

[Anonymous No.58087354]

I'm giving up trading SPY and QQQ.
Total clown world.

[Anonymous No.58087357]

>bears

[Anonymous No.58087364]

>>58087344
always was

[Anonymous No.58087373]

it will dump
you'll see

[Anonymous No.58087375]

I'm a resentful /pol9k/ incel NEET loser, but I have to say that Biden is winning me over due to all the money I'm making

[Anonymous No.58087377]

I've got about 15k to deploy now, what's the play? Tomorrow will be green, methinks

[Anonymous No.58087379]

>>58087308
Today's FOMC screenshot roundup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZGhNYNUa0

Jeanna
>>58085614
>>58085946
>>58085988
>>58086803

Powell
>>58085725
>>58085909
>>58086182
>>58087181

Others
>>58085799
>>58085802
>>58085842
>>58085872
>>58085876
>>58086109
>>58086424
>>58086547
>>58086563

[Anonymous No.58087380]

I almost had 6 MU calls. Fuck, always leave some money on the table but I'm just glad it went my way. First big win since NVDA heemed my asshole last two weeks.

[Anonymous No.58087383]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58087385]

>>58087342
Good news is good news.
Bad news is good news.
No news is good news.
Except when they want it to go down.
Honk Honk!

[Anonymous No.58087388]

>>58087354
>Total clown world.
How's that? Year to date has been fairly predictable.
You aren't injecting subjective opinion about the macro situation in to your trading decisions are you, anon? YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT RIGHT, ANON?

[Anonymous No.58087390]

>>58083599
Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.58087392]

>>58087344
nice play. was thinking about it as well, but got too much in semis as is

[Anonymous No.58087400]

>>58087379
lmao based

[Anonymous No.58087415]

>>58087377
SOXL
NVDL

semi run is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.58087426]

Inescapable hyperstagflation. The final debasement. Weimar cataclysm.

The central banks were far too late to start fighting inflation a couple of years ago and they'll repeat the same catastrophic policy mistakes again, with much worse consequences because the economy can't absorb an another hit of hyperinflation like that.

[Anonymous No.58087433]

>>58087352
Sorry, I'm a PATRIOT. So my lithium money is in PATRIOT BATTERY METALS.

[Anonymous No.58087437]

>>58087385
why does what they want always happen?!

[Anonymous No.58087438]

>>58087415
Just bought some, guessing it'll gap up tomorrow but I'll buy more when it dips. Any confidence in AMDL? Seems like AMD has been left behind this month, could be a good swing

[Anonymous No.58087440]

I’m a democrat and vote blue no matter who

[Anonymous No.58087449]

>>58087373
Yea but they'll do it some day at 4am before any one has time to sell or go short. It's a rigged game.

[Anonymous No.58087454]

>pumping more after hours
Holy

[Anonymous No.58087455]

>>58087379
Someone commission an FOMC gangbang fanfic. Come on, you fucks, you all made a lot of money today. Support your local lewd writer.

[Anonymous No.58087458]

>MOGLF
HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.58087466]

>>58087440
>>58087375
Why are you baiting up this thread

[Anonymous No.58087467]

Like cockwork

[Anonymous No.58087468]

>>58087426
All of this was intended.

[Anonymous No.58087471]

Oil is down 1.5%, that does more to solve inflation than any puny rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.58087477]

>>58087379
Fixed video URL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYnc6bsgkJQ

[Anonymous No.58087486]

>>58087458
>MOGLF Profit Warning:
>You will make a lot of profit.

[Anonymous No.58087499]

so is hyperinflation actually happening?

Are entry level houses going to cost 1 million dollars soon? Cars costing $100,000?

My savings are toast, I really regret saving money instead of just buying things every paycheck

[Anonymous No.58087507]

>>58087499
You fucking imbeciles have NO idea how any of this works

[Anonymous No.58087513]

I hope you liked my shorts. They made the shares so easy to buy.
>>58087466
Washington DC will kill you to get another 1 hour sick time, of course they're gonna send niggers to spam for absolutely no reason at all, other than their own greed.
Washington DC, and by proxy the DNC which is the functional political wing of the Pirate "Public Worker" Union, don't give a fuck about ANYTHING except themselves.

[Anonymous No.58087517]

>>58087499
5% a year isn't *hyper*inflation. But you'll definitely notice the difference over time.

[Anonymous No.58087518]

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58087526]

I decided to stop being a bitch-ass bear at the beginning of this year.
I'm up bout 14% right now YTD just selling puts.

[Anonymous No.58087533]

>>58087438
AMD has been on a heck of a run without a highly competitive product yet. gonna take a while to play out, but in the short term it will ride the wave

[Anonymous No.58087535]

>>58087518
Oh, you did get water in that tank.
Speaking of, I'm a bit dehyraded. Enjoy the smell of cheerio piss.

[Anonymous No.58087536]

>>58087328
Hyperinflation only hurts if you are all cash. Hell DEBTMAXXING is better during a Hyperinflation event because the Hyperinflation will turn your debt into pennies.

Only cashgang loses.

[Anonymous No.58087548]

MICRON

[Anonymous No.58087558]

>>58087308
>This first two months are seasonality, we're convinced inflation will go down
>We're cutting """""sometime this year"""""
I thought this cunt was Volker 2.0. He's more like a market puppet faggot. What a fag. And when inflation won't go down after 6 month, will it be also because of seasonality?
I swear if he's gonna pull a Lagarde and backpedal on his cut prediction, he'll be forever remembered as the "cuck of wall st"
Can't he be just a bit more cautious? what's up with everyone being so "sure" that it's "seasonality" and "we'll cut this year"
It's literally what market want to hear, then everyone will frontrun that shit, which will in turn shoot back up Inflation. Is it THAT hard not see? the relationship between financial markets and inflation?
sheesh

[Anonymous No.58087588]

>>58087517
>5% a year
2020-2024 was a LOT higher than that. Drop an another thermonuclear inflation bomb like rate cuts into accelerating inflation on a market still flooded with printed covid cash and what's going to happen?

[Anonymous No.58087600]

>>58087588
it's only hyper when it's over like 1000% yearly, see venezuela or argentina in the 80s

[Anonymous No.58087604]

>>58087588
The last thing holding back inflation, and fucking over the consumer, is that it didn't translate into wages. With another inflation bomb it'll go everywhere

[Anonymous No.58087613]

>SOXL
tomorrow morning I shall redeem

[Anonymous No.58087620]

So JPow basically confirmed that we should be all in giga big dick leverage by now yesss? XXXX calls?

[Anonymous No.58087626]

NVDA 900

[Anonymous No.58087638]

I shouldn't have sold in February
I don't know how much longer I can go on living... being such a pussy

[Anonymous No.58087642]

i was cash maxxing and i basically lost half of my purchasing power the last 4 years

dont be a stupid idiot like me, inflation is murdering my ability to save money, its basically impossible or ill-advised to save money at this point. they are murdering the dollar

[Anonymous No.58087643]

>>58087536
>>58087558
I know it sucks that JPOW is working hard to create the conditions for the most overbought market on the planet and I know the markets seem irrational and I know that you're probably regretting keeping any money in safe funds that only returned 5% compared to the market's 30% but that's life. Dreaming about a market pullback isn't going to make it happen.

[Anonymous No.58087658]

>>58087613
I will hold until 60.

[Anonymous No.58087670]

>>58087377
HE and RXRX

[Anonymous No.58087680]

>>58087642
Why didn't you at least go all in T-bills?

[Anonymous No.58087688]

>>58087604
It's already been bleeding into wages, everything's already fucked. The only thing left holding the gates of hell from fully bursting open are rates which are too low anyway.

[Anonymous No.58087691]

>>58087680
I did put it in GIC's, but I got like 3% a year which is nowhere near the 10% inflation we had every year since 2020

[Anonymous No.58087715]

Weimar it is

[Anonymous No.58087717]

Since the market made another new all time high there will be 2 more weeks of crabbing.
Then the market niggers will decide if they want to make another new high or dump it.

[Anonymous No.58087722]

>>58087620
Physical TNA is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.58087745]

guys, get the fuck out of bonds. Buy VOO or XLK with that money. We are in the early phase of a world AI infrastructure competition boom. Governments are going to spend like drunken sailors. can't be left behind in this dangerous geopolitical atmosphere

[Anonymous No.58087747]

>>58087558
They are sure. The same way they were sure about inflation being transitory

[Anonymous No.58087755]

40 million illegals buying guns.
Base case of Biden wind is the illegal population quintuples but could go as high as 50x. Conservatives will buy even more and bigger guns to defend against the kitted out illegal gangs.
Only braindead shitlibs will continue to not buy guns but that’s certainly not a surprise.
This is why I bought RGR. This is why I HOLD RGR.
I. AM. NEVER. SELLING. RGR.

[Anonymous No.58087769]

>>58087379
kek quality post

[Anonymous No.58087770]

>>58087747
>Going up and then coming back down over a year or two isn't transitory
Hahahahaha FUCK YOU IDIOTS lmao

[Anonymous No.58087788]

>>58087620
just go all in on MSTR and stop gambling

[Anonymous No.58087793]

>>58087745
TECL. If you're too good for SOXL.

>>58087755
You can also bet on illegals via GEO and MEXX.

[Anonymous No.58087796]

>>58087643
if markets keep going this rate, you can forget about your 2% inflation goal. it's gonna be stick the next 4 months, then it will be either:
>companies shrink margin->market correct
>no cut, hike
I bet on the letter as I can't see why companies would stop price gouging if nobody stop them. That guy was Jpow, but he's a fucking bitch. At lest Lagarde was vocal about it once.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58087798]

>>58087455
So Smelly Indian Dude, 2 Mask lady, Jay Powell, and Jeanna walk into a talent agent's office. Talent Agent says, "Look I see acts like yours all the time, and I'm a very busy man, you got 5 minutes."

Jerome says, "Thanks we're sure you're going to enjoy this." He snaps is fingers and immediately the Smelly Indian Dude jumps on the talent agent's desk, drops his pants, and starts shitting all over the Talent Agent's open binder. Its really liquid and as soon as it hits the plastic sheets it starts splattering all over the talent agent's suits.

Two Mask Broad hands the Talent Agent one of her masks and say's, "Here you might want to wear this."

Should I keep going? I have no idea where this is going.

[Anonymous No.58087812]

>>58087499
Yes. You were priced out. If you don't already own assets it's unironically over.

[Anonymous No.58087813]

>>58087643
>probably regretting keeping any money in safe funds that only returned 5% compared to the market's 30%
what if i told you that you can have both?

[Anonymous No.58087818]

Can someone explain the cryptofags on this board? apparently one of their massively shilled shitcoins rugged (again) because the "devs" are exit scamming (again)
how do they fall for it every time? I don't get it. They get scammed and immediately dump their money into the next scam which is structured in the EXACT SAME WAY. It's like investing in wirecard over and over again.

[Anonymous No.58087819]

>>58087715
to be fair
the US government is bancrupt
Powell cant raise rates without pushing them over the edge
hes fucked

[Anonymous No.58087828]

>>58087813
you can't, since the money allocated in 5% did not perform the 30%

[Anonymous No.58087834]

>>58087798
I thought Jews like you were supposed to be good at creative industry stuff. This is just ripping off that aristocrats joke.

[Anonymous No.58087844]

>>58087745
Nasdaq and sp500 have about a 4% earnings yield right now whilst usd sitting in my brokerage is 5%. Im all in usd just bought the usd dip now too. Why would i buy stonks

[Anonymous No.58087846]

>>58087818
Same reason why I buy lotto ER plays. The 1% of the time it works I 100x

[Anonymous No.58087851]

lmao bobo. Why can't you understand. Why are you like this.
I'm convinced bobos are brown turdies. Always seething at the unstoppable success of the mighty West.

[Anonymous No.58087852]

>>58087818
Because millennial and zoomers would rather go for "hip and trendy" meme investments than actually buying stock
Mostly mental illness that resulted from all the stimulus checks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58087859]

>>58087819
Maybe we could start taxing unrealized capital gains and Roth IRAs to continue to make the payments on the interest while borrowing more money from Jay to give to Israel and the borderland?

[Anonymous No.58087862]

>>58087818
Desperation. For example, what if you *needed* a 50% return on a stock tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58087871]

Look at all the bubble signals and top flashes in these comments.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58087876]

>>58087834
Well yeah, I was just doing that aristocrats joke except with a pajeet, the two mask broad, jerome powell and that jenna girl.

[Anonymous No.58087889]

Just a reminder that places like Venezuela have high inflation but you don't really make anything holding stocks, you're lucky if they preserve some of your capital

[Anonymous No.58087892]

>>58087862
>what if you *needed* a 50% return on a stock tomorrow?
Find a brick and do smash and grab.

[Anonymous No.58087893]

hyper bullrun incoming

[Anonymous No.58087894]

>>58087828
>T-Bills cannot be used as collateral for short puts
oh no, he's retarded

[Anonymous No.58087897]

its practically insane to hold cash these days
cant believe people still hold cash

[Anonymous No.58087909]

No new mattress for me boys. Lotto puts on MU didn't go so hot

[Anonymous No.58087914]

GIVE ME THE FUCKING LAAC EARNINGS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58087930]

once again sharing some DD for BZUN, a chinese e-commerce company with earnings tomorrow morning. i went big on calls, wish me luck bros
>current market cap is $165M, however last year BZUN acquired the GAP brand in china worth several billion dollars market cap
>BZUN market cap in 2017-2021 was $2-3B w/o GAP brand
>current P/S = 0.1, comparable companies trade around 4
>recently announced $20M stock buyback worth ~10% of outstanding shares at current price, more than short %
some quotes from this article https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/7-under-%2410-stocks-that-will-be-worth-%24100-or-more-by-2026
>Baozun is projected to return to profitability in 2024, and then double earnings in 2025
>Note that Baozun generated positive cash flow in Q3 2023 for the first time since its 2015 IPO, underscoring its improving financial footing.

[Anonymous No.58087943]

>>58087930
Shit, that doesn't sound half bad.

[Anonymous No.58087948]

>>58087818
/biz/ was originality created to get crypto spam off of /g/

[Anonymous No.58087949]

>>58087818
Because they try to time the rug to sell high. It usually does not end well.

[Anonymous No.58087963]

>>58087894
>options fag
get liquidated

[Anonymous No.58087964]

this doodoo is so frickin heckin rigged.

[Anonymous No.58087969]

>>58087914
did we get the fucking date wrong? what's going on?

[Anonymous No.58087973]

>>58087352
I didn’t. I’m hoping for neutral earnings and then scoop after

[Anonymous No.58087983]

>>58087844
are you this retarded

[Anonymous No.58087994]

I will buy more SBUX tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58087999]

>>58087969
earnigs tend to be released 1 hour after herr market goes geschlossen im just unable to contain my curiosity

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58088000]

>>58087930
wow thanks for telling us after the market closed asshole.

[Anonymous No.58088003]

>>58087844

[Anonymous No.58088009]

>>58087983
Care to explain why?

[Anonymous No.58088028]

>>58087963
>liquidated
that's not even a thing unless you use margin, please educate yourself

[Anonymous No.58088032]

>>58087999
I read 4PM ET somewhere I think, but yeah maybe they'll release in a bit

[Anonymous No.58088048]

>>58087999
holy fucking checked
captcha:M00R

[Anonymous No.58088050]

>>58087983
yes, xir is that retarded

[Anonymous No.58088053]

I FUCKING SOLD SO MUCH BEFORE THE FOMC MEETING WTF I THOUGHT J-POWELL WOULD'VE SAID NO RATE CUTS! YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME HE WOULD SAY NO RATE CUTS! WTF I LOST SO MUCH MONEY! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY!

[Anonymous No.58088063]

>>58088000
No problem baggot, I posted last night too. Go buy shares in AH

[Anonymous No.58088066]

>>58087818
I blame microplastics and phytoestrogen

[Anonymous No.58088070]

A strange game

[Anonymous No.58088110]

threadly reminder that money is made up and the rates don't matter

[Anonymous No.58088148]

Motherfucking CONL up 26% today. I don't ever keep track of crypto but wtf man

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58088164]

>>58088063
I wanted the options.

[Anonymous No.58088175]

FAGGOT OP at least say MIGRATE OR NEW or NEXT
>Micron at 110 with 5,8 billion revenue with CURRENT money

So did the market pump on higher future rates? Cause what else did he say? He evaded the bad cpi reports. Focused solely on PCE which is a meme.

Jobs market, c'mon. Numbers are being revised down by 30-40% (359K=> 229K or something). 100k of those jobs are health care and government.
That's like 3 billion with 2018 money, when they were at 62, when they did 7-8 billion

[Anonymous No.58088177]

>Almost 7 months long giga bull run
Damn I almost feel sorry for the bear but then I realize they had a gigahuge bear run in 2022. Every imaginable bad thing was priced into the 50% NASDAQ crash. Why the hell are some people still bearish? At this point we can easily squeeze out another +50% this year.

Anyone notice gasoline getting more expensive again? Fugg

[Anonymous No.58088179]

>>58087930
which calls? $5 for april seems excessive
report is after close right?

[Anonymous No.58088189]

You guys promised me SPX 3000.
I just cant go long in this fake and gay Biden market.

[Anonymous No.58088194]

>>58088175
oh fuck, my copy paste went right through my micron comment.

>Micron at 110 with 5,8 billion revenue with CURRENT money
That's like 3 billion with 2018 money, when they were at 62, when they did 7-8 billion

[Anonymous No.58088211]

>>58087688
>rates which are too low anyway
Rates are definitely too low.
FED should've hiked way past (positive) 8%.
Look at le free markets mocking the Fed's conviction and interest rate policy by discounting any US government debt past 12 months duration by quite a lot, actually.
The Fed funds rate where it is at the moment is still accommodating, not even frigging neutral. Dimensions away from being restrictive...

[Anonymous No.58088213]

>>58088164
Sorry mang, I think July $5c are still a good play. I expect a steady run up over several weeks

[Anonymous No.58088215]

>>58088175
It's because inflation data isn't bad you fucking dunce. Bears have been so monumentally retarded about this it blows my mind.

[Anonymous No.58088218]

>Five Below’s (FIVE) stock sinks on full-year forecast as company blames weaker profits on theft
>-13.38%

[Anonymous No.58088223]

>>58087818
Everyone accepts that every crypto besides BTC is a pump and dump scheme, and if you play it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58088232]

>>58088213
Alright I over paid for these 180 shares, but if we're going to run up to $20 we're going to run up to $20.

[Anonymous No.58088239]

>>58087379
I even got a couple more

[Anonymous No.58088249]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MOON WHEN BIDEN MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY IT'S NOT FAIR I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58088250]

>>58088175
Yeah Micron is legit giga retarded. Half the revenue, twice/thrice the stock price... makes sense. They themselves admitted they won't recover until late 2026 but you know... the market is forward looking right?

FED looks at PCE because it's easier to bring down. The basket is a bit different from normal inflation. Shelter for example isn't such a big deal in PCE which benefits FED and makes their job much easier.

The market keeps pumping because it keeps getting good news. The rates are not restrictive (I would even say they are conducive for mega caps) and inflation is low enough for even FED to be pretty dovish. The economy has stabilized and tech is growing exponentially. The market just wants to keep pumping

[Anonymous No.58088263]

>>58088179
Report during PM. I bought $2.50c April and $5c July

[Anonymous No.58088264]

>>58088249
why the fuck did you get a call with such a short expiry? earnings is in end of april.. idiot.

[Anonymous No.58088265]

>>58088215
cpi went up and pce is a scam

[Anonymous No.58088266]

>>58088249
I don't think anyone counts on them actually getting the money. Feds are known to make promises and go back on them

[Anonymous No.58088270]

>>58088250
>>58088211
Literally every person who says FED is fucking retarded it's amazing

[Anonymous No.58088280]

Mumu fucking shits... what have you done....

[Anonymous No.58088291]

>>58088265
Up by a fraction of a percent you dumb faggot bear

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58088297]

>>58088249
The smartest words Barack Obama ever said were, "Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck things up."

[Anonymous No.58088300]

>>58088250
>DRAM memory supply tight, prices increasing
>Memory in NVDA's new H200s AND Blackwell chips
>Losses decreasing QoQ and are almost even
>"giga retarded"

You can't look ahead.

[Anonymous No.58088309]

I'm so tired today bros

[Anonymous No.58088328]

Threadly reminder because we've been having problems lately, of you use the /smg/ bathroom keep it to 15 minutes or less. If not, a janny will come and and do a smell check, which can result in a 3 day. Thank you in advance.

[Anonymous No.58088351]

CNBC talking heads are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.58088360]

>>58088328
first the penis inspection and now this?

[Anonymous No.58088361]

>>58088270
>every person who says FED
Welcome, fren.

[Anonymous No.58088385]

>>58088328
>not waiting for the smell checker with fart spray and spraying it in their mouth
NGMI. how do i long fart spray companies? PG?

[Anonymous No.58088396]

>>58088351
It's a fucking entertainment show what do you expect

[Anonymous No.58088398]

>>58087308
bad news for y’all i’ve decided not to kill myself

[Anonymous No.58088404]

FED ENDS THE SILVER

[Anonymous No.58088405]

fuck it im going to sleep
if LAAC earnings are LAACkluster and if my folio follows suit there will be blood in my shed

[Anonymous No.58088415]

>>58088405
sleep tight yurofren

[Anonymous No.58088428]

TSLA to the moon. Last chance to get in below $180.

[Anonymous No.58088429]

My Roth IRA is all in on VOO and VGT, split evenly when i contribute. Am I gonna make it

[Anonymous No.58088435]

>>58088405
Why would you invest into LAAC bro? Even copper seems like a better choice. Gold is significantly better. Frickin Lithium

[Anonymous No.58088448]

>>58088328
Based shit sniffer. Scroll TikTok on your own time wagie

[Anonymous No.58088451]

>>58088428
> P/E ratio: 40
yeah I think I'm gonna pass on this one

[Anonymous No.58088452]

>>58088429
if your contributions are larger than $20/day and your timeline is 30+ years, yes.

[Anonymous No.58088464]

https://twitter.com/neuralink

Live stream of the dude with wires in his head in 15mins. You ready to see our hellscape future?

[Anonymous No.58088466]

>>58088451
that's cheap

[Anonymous No.58088468]

>>58088398
boglechads stay winning and loving life

[Anonymous No.58088487]

>>58088428
TSLA is trash. Liberals have already begun a long-term plan to kill the company because of the Muskrat's politics. Buy RIVN instead.

Who else bought CHWY before earnings?

[Anonymous No.58088489]

>CHINA
This news about China cutting rates and investing 470 billion dollars into an AI chip factory....

Tomorrow is good be bright green, right??

[Anonymous No.58088499]

>>58088487
>buy RIVN
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.58088521]

>>58088489
LIKELY
i really need to increase my tencent position. its a bargain at 37/share with a 350B market cap. this is an easy 3x in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.58088527]

>>58088452
A grand a month until I hit the limit

[Anonymous No.58088554]

>>58088499
Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.58088567]

>>58088554
Of course! You see: kek

[Anonymous No.58088591]

HOLY fuck TSM

[Anonymous No.58088598]

>The higher the rise the steeper the fall

[Anonymous No.58088625]

>markets are closed
what do?

[Anonymous No.58088629]

>>58088360
Yes and the penis inspection results were NOT good. A lot of uncircumcised people in this general which is problematic.

[Anonymous No.58088634]

Are you guys still assblasted/schizo?

[Anonymous No.58088643]

>GDP great
>Market at all time highs
>Without QE
>While fed shrinking balance sheet
>First stand alone economy in years
>All with higher rates
>Unemployment great besides unnecessary tech bloat fags
>Wages slowly catching up to that nasty spell of inflation
>Inflation cooling
>Bears coping

UNIRONICALLY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO BRANDONNN

[Anonymous No.58088646]

[Anonymous No.58088653]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58088666]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.58088668]

>>58088653
fuck bears

[Anonymous No.58088683]

>he's still holding NVDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

[Anonymous No.58088685]

>>58088634
Mar 25th

[Anonymous No.58088696]

>>58088668
I did, in baldurs gate 3

[Anonymous No.58088703]

why the fuck are we pumping

[Anonymous No.58088723]

>>58088703
Because hyper inflation is good for the markets

[Anonymous No.58088748]

Can someone email [e-mail] and ask where the fuck is the earnings report?

[Anonymous No.58088763]

>>58087308
It's a good picture but it's funny to think about Powell setting up a photo shoot for him to look pretty in.
>"ok, and I'll look all businessy. Make it all black. Black is cool."

[Anonymous No.58088779]

>>58088466
Gm is at 5 and Ford is at 12

[Anonymous No.58088791]

>>58088748
I, unironically, emailed the ceo of a Canadian microcap and got a response
You may as well try

[Anonymous No.58088804]

I think I'm done waiting for inflation to come back down. Powell's refusal to clearly specify when we can expect inflation to come back down is enough evidence for me to know staying debt free and responsible with money is not worth it. The only ones rewarded in this mad economy are those who leverage themselves to hilt and borrow, spend, and consume as much as they can get their hands on. Might as well join them. Inflation expectations be damned.

[Anonymous No.58088809]

>>58088748
Canadian companies release it when they feel like. Could be now, could be in another 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.58088814]

>>58088297
He didn't say that

[Anonymous No.58088826]

>>58088748
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58088829]

>>58088703
why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.58088832]

>>58088804
Based and gmi

[Anonymous No.58088834]

>>58087798
“The Aristocrats!”

[Anonymous No.58088836]

so what did Jerome 'fuck ur puts nigga' Powell have to say today?

[Anonymous No.58088853]

>>58088748
its tomorrow morning idiot. go to bed

[Anonymous No.58088860]

>>58088779
>what are margins

[Anonymous No.58088865]

>>58088836
>the dragons errr i mean the rate cuts are coming

[Anonymous No.58088903]

>>58088328
Gather up dog shit on the way to work, drop in bowl when done napping on toilet or checking phone. Or you could just save your own shit and bring in. Would also be bullish for zip lock bags and Tupperware.

[Anonymous No.58088921]

does everyone pay taxes on their capital gains?
that sucks man, if you gain 10%, you basically have to pay a third or more of that back to the tax man?

how do you people even profit?

[Anonymous No.58088933]

>>58088703
>why the fuck are we pumping
we need NVDA $1000

[Anonymous No.58088936]

What earning's play should I roll my MU earnings in tomorrow anons? Nike? Lululemon? FedEx?

[Anonymous No.58088945]

>>58088933
1500*

[Anonymous No.58088948]

>>58088328
>Indian managers favoring their own again

[buttholetickler No.58088953]

>smacks lips

[Anonymous No.58088955]

>>58088804
Idiot. The only way to get inflation down is to build shit and sell it.
Speculation is the driver of inflation.

If you want to stop inflation, buy tools, hire your neighbors, compete with someone charging too much for obvious shit. There is always someone charging too much for obvious shit. Right now, it's plumbing, heat-pump installation, and solar panel installs near me. Water per gallon is too high as well, imo.

[Anonymous No.58088961]

>>58088921
I mean you could do it in a IRA but then ya can't touch it

[Anonymous No.58088981]

>>58088921
most brokers report it
depends on your country really, everything beyond 9k is taxed at 42% in denmark (and 27% below 9k)
i suffer

[Anonymous No.58088987]

>>58088955
too many laws, taxes, and other kinds of roadblocks in the way.

[Anonymous No.58088994]

>>58088936
fed ex puts. my shit was ALWAYS late with them. i just deposit 500 to gamble

[Anonymous No.58089000]

>>58088955
Nauh to many people went to college so now tradies labor rates are soaring because of labor shortages. Can literally charge whatever because fuck you fix it yourself then

[Anonymous No.58089009]

>>58088921
that's not correct, it's taxed at your income tax rate. just hold longer than a year and benefit from long term capital gains.
>https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/smart-money/capital-gains-tax-rates
>long term cap gains are 0% up until 44,625 for single people

[Anonymous No.58089014]

>>58088921
I avoid capital gains taxes by having huge losses at the end of the year. Become ungovernable

[Anonymous No.58089027]

>>58089009
>until 44,625
>people start to invest with excess income
>no one with an annual salary has excess income anymore
why are (((taxes))) like this?

[Anonymous No.58089030]

>>58088981
>everything beyond 9k is taxed at 42% in denmark
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.58089038]

(+0.86%) haha yes

[Anonymous No.58089043]

Reddit is going to launch it's IPO tomorrow.
Any thoughts on this?
Ticker will be RDDT, not sure if want.

[Anonymous No.58089056]

>>58089027
Vote for Cornel West and his running mate, Bernie Sanders, then. Bernie wants to tax the wealthy and Cornel doesn't even pay his taxes

[Anonymous No.58089060]

>>58089027
I mean if you're retired and live off divvies that's great. It's also double that amount if you're married. It's only 15% up to like 492k after that.

[Anonymous No.58089067]

>>58088994
Hahaha anecdotal always counts for something! But it looks like their numbers have been decent? Maybe expecting a small loss?

[Anonymous No.58089075]

>>58087308
How'd everyone's day go?

I'm inching closer to 100k.

[Anonymous No.58089091]

man whoever told me to check out reddit once in a while did me a solid, it's funny seeing these retards lose all their money, and I even get to comment calling them idiots. They even upvote my insults lmao

[Anonymous No.58089106]

>>58088955
The reason nobody is buying shit and selling it is because it's far more lucrative to hoard shit and slumlord it out to others; effectively leeching away value that others create. Who the fuck cares about inflation? I only care about building valve. If the rules and system say those who leech value from others are rewarded (and the reluctance to raise interest rates clearly states that), then that's the path I will take. Again, inflation expectations be damned.

[Anonymous No.58089110]

>>58089091
did he short?

[Anonymous No.58089115]

>>58089091
> go all in on calls and puts
you really have to be retarded

[Anonymous No.58089118]

>>58089014
This is the way

[Anonymous No.58089124]

>>58088955
>plumbing, heat-pump installation, and solar panel installs near me. Water per gallon is too high as well
That's myopic.

The way to get inflation down is to convince people to stop spending dollars willy-nilly. Powell's half-anxious but confident tone today was perfect for discouraging spending while also discouraging speculation. If you want to spend while speculating? You can simply buy into the stock market. And he discouraged both of those actions today, believe it or not. We need both.

I really have no idea where SPY goes from here. I think it's wholly possible that we keep pumping for no reason until next CPI, just to make it that much gnarlier and uglier and to ensure that much more lives are ruined when the institutions finally press their fingers on the scale. It's gonna be ugly. But it might not happen tomorrow. Fuck our puts.

Start thinking about rolling your puts or just getting strategic. They're fucking with us. False breakout on the SOXX today. But if the retards want to pump it forward, they'll pump it forward.

[Anonymous No.58089126]

>>58089038
Killin it.

[Anonymous No.58089141]

I'm getting my Dogs of the Dow portfolio in order by selling cash secured puts. How can I maximize my risk? I'm thinking of taking out personal loans

[Anonymous No.58089143]

so I posted this back in Nov 23...as potential tech analysis for the coming rally.

[Anonymous No.58089146]

>>58089030
for what it's worth, there's at least no wash sale laws or distinction between long and short term gains, but forking over almost half of your profits made on previously taxed income stings

[Anonymous No.58089175]

>>58089143
heres what the same meme line is showing today

[Anonymous No.58089195]

>MU +16%
>FIVE -12%
earnings anon eating good

[Anonymous No.58089198]

>>58089143
>>58089175
What's the analysis. What's your commentary.

[Anonymous No.58089208]

>>58089124
>And he discouraged both of those actions today, believe it or not
I don't believe and neither did the market.
I can't believe I am still surprised when people put their own self interest over the common good.

[Anonymous No.58089223]

>>58089198
spy 560 eom.

[Anonymous No.58089287]

>>58089198
potential bounds of upper lower limits going back all the way to 2007. heres what the SOX chart is looking like, also did this one last year, currently we sit at the apex of potential upper bound, but im guessing we're likely to break higher in coming months. i did charts for spx/ndx/sox. if i actually just traded these it wouldve turned out so well

[Anonymous No.58089291]

I bought puts.
This is super bearish.

[Anonymous No.58089300]

Yo, fellow degenerates , it's time to moon with RDDT because this isn't just a company, it's the motherflippin' mothership of all memes and diamond hands. Forget your wife's boyfriend's advice; loading up on RDDT is the way to prove you're not just another paper-handed pleb. Tendies are waiting, and remember, this ain't financial advice, but if you wanna ride with the big boys to Valhalla, RDDT is your golden ticket .

[Anonymous No.58089320]

if china blew up tsmc tomorrow how hard would nvidia fall

[Anonymous No.58089327]

>>58089126
Thanks WAGMI!

[Anonymous No.58089377]

>The Transaction values the Company’s total equity at approximately $150 million on a fully diluted basis. The Consideration represents a 39.9% premium to the closing price of the Shares on the TSX Venture Exchange (the “TSXV”) prior to the Company’s announcement of the Transaction and a premium of approximately 40.1% to the 20-day, and 52.1% to the 60-day volume-weighted average trading prices of the Shares.
>only 40% premium
damn i hope this doesnt happen to my ai dashcams, bet all the buyout offers will try to lowball it since it's only a 60 million marketcap right now

imagine taking profit at only +40%, i need more than that to afford a house in toronto

[Anonymous No.58089381]

>>58089320
>he thinks JUST NVDA would fall
Anon…..

[Anonymous No.58089411]

>>58089300
>redditor begs to pump his bags
hi spez

[Anonymous No.58089415]

>>58089287
Why break higher? Euphoria?

[Anonymous No.58089424]

>>58089327
What happened to anon shilling MNST on here anyway? Hope he made a buck.

[Anonymous No.58089427]

>>58089377
I don't think that is what the company has going on rn >>58088791

[Anonymous No.58089441]

>>58089300
Reddit Bear 3x leverage when

[Anonymous No.58089493]

>>58089441
Even redditors are shitting on the IPO. I think this one's just a stinker from the start, doubt there's even gonna be enough credulous investors to make put buying worthwhile. But I'll still buy puts.

[Anonymous No.58089498]

Too late for SMCI tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58089515]

>>58089415
yeah if you look how we broke above during 2021, could see something similar due to the semiconductor/AI hysteria.
heres ndx chart showing how we're edging that upper bound wanting to break above. I think we're going higher. potentially a lot higher. might not be seeing cheapies again for a while, market being this high is always dangerous though if you become too euphoric, can see how that euphoria turned out

[Anonymous No.58089521]

>>58089091
how the fuck?

[Anonymous No.58089522]

>>58087889
this
also look how stocks did in the high inflation of the 1970s
very bad
inflation sucks

[Anonymous No.58089540]

>>58089427
sorry i was babbling about my own leaf pennyshit
was not aware other people here were also touching this garbage space

[Anonymous No.58089550]

>>58089208
>their own self interest
I do think there's some politics going on here. I think Powell really wants to have a handle on inflation. He wants to do a good job. But I don't know how much that's his mandate or Biden's mandate, so to speak.

I think Powell gives a shit, though, and that's why I believe him. Even if the market doesn't. Even if the market fucking ignores him every time. He basically said, "Don't go crazy. Let's wait. We're confident but not confident enough."

And SOXLheads will read that as
>Let's Gooooo

I fuckin can't wait for tomorrow just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.58089551]

Thinking about starting to get into options. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.58089552]

feembrap

[Anonymous No.58089558]

>futures and aapl

[Anonymous No.58089568]

>>58089287
Interdast. I appreciate that. I never look at SOX. I always look at SOXX, SOXL, or BAKA.

[Anonymous No.58089573]

>>58089551
dont

[Anonymous No.58089574]

>>58089515
Yeah, I've also been feeling like we're closer to a 2021 run than we are to a 2022 dump, there's just no obvious negative catalyst. I guess we'll see? Do you have a price target for SOXL?

[Anonymous No.58089585]

>>58089551
Best advice that you won't take, don't get into options.

[Anonymous No.58089590]

>Teachers Retirement System of The State of Kentucky Sells 1126 Shares of Recursion Pharmaceuticals
>Teachers Retirement System
>of The State of Kentucky

Was this the buy signal?

[Anonymous No.58089595]

>>58089585
>>58089573
why dont you guys want me to be rich?

[Anonymous No.58089604]

>>58089424
that anon probably is just sitting back and enjoying his gains
>>58089551
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

[Anonymous No.58089605]

>>58089551
Take it from someone that has rode the options train both ways, listen to this anon >>58089585
... buy shares when you can and save your IRL cash. I can have a 5k swing tomorrow and it won't make a dent in my losses.

[Anonymous No.58089606]

>>58089300
I want this ticker shorted so fucking hard, that Elon buys it for the lolz.

[Anonymous No.58089613]

>>58089558
uhhh wtf is up with aapl?

[Anonymous No.58089630]

> SPY up 10% YTD in a near-straight line
Eternal bull market?

[Anonymous No.58089635]

>>58089540
No, I mean I emailed doug

[Anonymous No.58089636]

>>58088779
>look at these failing businesses with low PE
>that means this not failing business with high PE is going down!!!!

[Anonymous No.58089645]

>>58089590
>The State of Kentucky sells
buy signal

[Anonymous No.58089648]

>>58089551
Don't fucking touch it.
But if you're really foolhardy start by learning your greeks and paper trading it for a few years. Don't be that retard that tries to day trade 0dte SPY calls/puts because some discord troon said so.

[Anonymous No.58089670]

>>58089613
they have a fed case against them from our feds
Bloomberg hints that the feds may announce it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58089683]

>>58089670
Why the fuck couldn't this have been Disney? I want my FUBO bags to go up.

[Anonymous No.58089684]

anal sex with milves

[Anonymous No.58089689]

>>58089670
>poor performances in India and China
>fined in europe
>sued in the US

[Anonymous No.58089694]

>>58089595
protecting you from yourself is necessary for even the greatest of artists and professionals

[Anonymous No.58089708]

>>58089684
>The statement that healed our nation.

[Anonymous No.58089719]

I dont get it.
The bear market of 2022 was the market's reaction to the Fed choosing to raise interest rates.
They haven't lowered rates at all.
WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET GOING UP?

[Anonymous No.58089735]

>>58089719
JOE SCAM MARKET BIDEN

[Anonymous No.58089740]

Tickers to invest in if I want an evil supervillain to release a plague that genetically alters females worldwide and causes them to never develop breasts larger than B cup?

[Anonymous No.58089747]

>>58089719
we've already reacted to that
it's like when Goku trained with weight on his arms/legs

[Anonymous No.58089753]

>>58089551
Don't

[Anonymous No.58089783]

>>58089719
The fed has pretty much done everything in their power to prevent a contraction of credit during the tightening cycle and raising rates doesn't work if there isn't a contraction of credit
>Please wait a while before making a post
suck my nuts krugman

[Anonymous No.58089792]

>>58089719
Bears still haven't figured out how hard they got jewed in 2022 hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58089800]

>>58088032
6PM EST is what EarningsWhisper says: https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/LAAC

[Anonymous No.58089821]

>>58088297
>>58088814
the real quote is "Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck"

[Anonymous No.58089826]

>>58089719
>no rate cuts in the near future
>doesn't matter, because now we can look forward to the first rate cut for even longer

[Anonymous No.58089839]

>>58089719
Because these rates are T E R M I N A L.

[Anonymous No.58089852]

>Don't go crazy. Let's wait. We're confident but not confident enough.
That's what I heard. I'm out. Seeyas tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58089856]

Genuinely how??? Who eats this shit?? Its not even good food. I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.58089872]

>>58089719
every paycheck millions of zogbot amerimutts deposit, individually, thousands of dollars into their 401k's, mutual funds, and ETFs
that money has to end up somewhere, anon.

[Anonymous No.58089881]

>>58089856
Im pretty sure I got diarrhea both times I tried it and it burned coming out

[Anonymous No.58089882]

>>58089574
to be fair i have no target and i currently have no positions just closed out of some calls yesterday. took a long break most of this year. i have no idea where price action will go, no one does.
but what we do know
>market is rallying
>market is highly euphoric
>we just came out of a brutal bear market
>semiconductors and AI industry is currently exploding upward
>currently a war going on for AI/tech supremacy
>only really being hampered by sticky inflation
>USA wants to dominate tech/ai
>apparently US wants to see 50% of global semi production localized

the smart move would probably just go all in on semis/tech and hold it for like at least 2-5 years. a tech heem is likely to come at some point but in that time we could rally for as long as the bear market lasted.
the tech/semi industry is positioning itself for the coming decade of AI/robotics dominance. fabs and shit being built all over

[Anonymous No.58089884]

>>58089856
It’s alright if you go in person. Not the best but consistent.

[Anonymous No.58089888]

>>58089856
>Who eats this shit??
non-whites
so if you're bullish on the Great Replacement this is the stock to buy

[Anonymous No.58089894]

>>58089719
Frontrunning the Fed lowering rates. Cyberbullying the Fed into lowering rates. Just like the Summer 2022 rally. You don't expect the jews to just sit on their hands for 6 months at a time waiting for something to happen, do you? Of course they're going to get a game going.

[Anonymous No.58089896]

>>58089630
I mean it usually performs really well after a shitty year like 2022

[Anonymous No.58089905]

>>58088148
New crypto buyers thought the monthly 10% drop meant it was ogre. They're panic buying back in now that they remember the USD is toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.58089917]

AMD is doin a lil sum sum in afterhours

[Anonymous No.58089924]

baking

[Anonymous No.58089932]

>>58089924
8 more posts to go until bump limit

[Anonymous No.58089934]

no one bake

[Anonymous No.58089935]

>>58089856
bought 1(one) share for the upcoming split
going long on beaners seems like a safe bet, might shift from VOO to CMG lads

[Anonymous No.58089941]

>>58089902
>>58089902
>>58089902

[Anonymous No.58089944]

>still pumping

[Anonymous No.58089953]

>>58089894
you don't just get to frontrun something that isn't happening, and then when it doesn't happen, keep going up

[Anonymous No.58090053]

>>58089953
I'm not sure you appreciate how hard the fed cucked today. They had all the cover they needed from the last hot print to talk butch, and they declined even to lean toward two cuts instead of three. Of course people are still frontrunning the cuts; the fed literally said they're still making them, despite everything.
We're right back in March 2021. They've lost all the credibility they built up about and the street is snapping towels at them in the locker room again.

[Anonymous No.58090098]

>>58089872
Because of the infinite money printing glitch. They want Biden to get reelected. This economy is completely fake.

[Anonymous No.58090132]

rip bobo

[Anonymous No.58090149]

>>58090053
>They've lost all the credibility they built up about and the street is snapping towels at them in the locker room again.
Meh I think that's a bit hyperbolic. But I see what you're saying. They're whipped. Powell was anxious today. Not scared, but anxious, as if to say,

"I know what I'm doing." He had a few catty comments to the questioners too, if you guys paid attention. He was taut today.

[Anonymous No.58090310]

>>58090149
I confess to being hyperbolic there, but only in the sense that I'm prematurely summarizing the future (past) he's headed toward.

[Anonymous No.58090435]

>>58090310
Gotchu.

[Anonymous No.58090987]

>>58089287
>if i actually just traded these it wouldve turned out so well
Brother, the eternal lament

[Anonymous No.58091769]

>>58087851
They are all Chinese bobos who can’t play bobo on the Chinese stock market because short selling is illegal unpatriotic activity in Chyna. (lol, lmao even)

[Anonymous No.58092081]

How you feeling $SOUN bros?