/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.58085279]

You bloody bitch bastard sir fight edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

Previously on /smg/: >>58082520

[Anonymous No.58085297]

>>58085279
First

[Anonymous No.58085335]

*inhales*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58085440]

>>58085279
Sirs this is a real fight

[Anonymous No.58085473]

Where is the rape cut I was promised sirs

[Anonymous No.58085484]

>>58085306
So help me out, because I do want to know. Where are the gains in efficiency happening? Which producers are expanding capacity or reducing wastes to bring their costs down to gain market share?

Any of you can answer this, I open it to the thread.

[Anonymous No.58085565]

>>58085279
Purple tie alert!!!!

[Anonymous No.58085579]

Bogle-sama I failed you again... I only put in half my usual SPY order.

[Anonymous No.58085600]

[Anonymous No.58086135]

>interest go up
stocks rise
>interest rates stay
stocks rise
>interest rates go down
stocks rise

ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

[Anonymous No.58086156]

Mexico? EWW

[Anonymous No.58086178]

SNOW 153 WAS THE BOTTOM
MY TOLD ME 165 THIS WEEK
235 END OF APRIL
YOU LISTENED TO ME ON PANW
YOU LISTENED TO ME ON DELL
NOW LISTEN TO ME ON SNOW
ALSO FDX PUTS I GUESS

[Anonymous No.58086195]

Sold my spy puts for a loss

[Anonymous No.58086196]

Sirs, village needs saving. The evil globalist Abramists are trying to force us to go to the loo. I need 5000 dollars to organize village to fight back.

[Anonymous No.58086234]

This Asian reporter is cute.

[Anonymous No.58086244]

Well I guess crypto is back.

[Anonymous No.58086245]

What did JPow mean by this?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4OEMTCAL9m/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Anonymous No.58086249]

>the more he talks the higher gold goes

[Anonymous No.58086250]

holy fucking shit we're pumping so hard
and on no cut news

[Anonymous No.58086256]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.58086259]

calls are printing money right now
spy calls up 100%

[Anonymous No.58086260]

>>58086195
You’re a retard. The FED telegraphs literally everything. Bears suffer from the “I am smarter than everyone else” disorder that most day traders suffer from. If you are bearish, the correct play is to just not buy, not be short and become more liquid. Being short is for hedging and HFT trading bots. Period.

[Anonymous No.58086262]

SPX-NATH
Gold-NATH

Based. Real and fake money both going for the gibs.

[Anonymous No.58086271]

Bobos will cream their jeans tomorrow when it goes down 0.15%

[Anonymous No.58086273]

>>58086244
He's basically waving the white flag and capitulating to inflation. Markets are seeing right through him, everything is pumping because this faggot will never fight inflation.

[Anonymous No.58086276]

it's now officially safe to go all in goy

[Anonymous No.58086281]

This bubble will expand until it's done sucking up all of the wealth, doesn't matter what the fed says.
NVDA to 3k before things pop.

[Anonymous No.58086282]

Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. CISA is a criminal organization.

[Anonymous No.58086287]

>>58086260
Not gonna lie I am a little confused. They said they weren't raising rates. And they just said it again. And we pump.

Was it a bunch of gay bears reversing course cause they thought they'd hike?

[Anonymous No.58086289]

5200 fuck were hitting 5800 eoy

[Anonymous No.58086288]

>>58086234
She only fucks black men if that matters

[Anonymous No.58086294]

[Anonymous No.58086302]

does the Fed board also own crypto?

[Anonymous No.58086303]

>CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T REAL
>CHECK YOURSELF NICK

[Anonymous No.58086304]

>>58086288
I'm not black

[Anonymous No.58086306]

>SPY 520
SPY 520
>SPY 520
SPY 520

[Anonymous No.58086309]

TERMINAL RATE LEVELS

[Anonymous No.58086315]

>>58086276
Then hit them with the:
>You bought the top?!

[Anonymous No.58086319]

UP 49% ON SNOWCAINE CALLS
NEVER STOP GAMBLING

[Anonymous No.58086322]

>>58086260
Correct. The best bears are the ones that just don't buy and wait for the dip, THEN buy. They're saying "Whoa, hold up, don't get so excited just yet."
The stupidest, worst bears are the ones saying the world is crumbling and everything is going to zero. They short then get blown out when it goes up a few percent. They take leverage and are SO SURE the world ends tomorrow, just like they marked on their calendars.
Then everything is said to be rigged when it doesn't work like they forecast. "Am I the one that is wrong? No, it is the market!"

[Anonymous No.58086327]

Who was that cuckold that said SPY 250 EOY
Where is he?
He needs to buy my heavy bags

[Anonymous No.58086328]

>>58086309

[Anonymous No.58086337]

>>58086327
long time till end of year...
a lot of us are expecting a huge crash in late March. We could even go below for a while

[Anonymous No.58086339]

>>58086309
TERMINAL CRINGE

[Anonymous No.58086342]

>>58086289
Imagine not buying THE FUCKING YEAR LONG BOTTOM in 2022-2023.

Not me I pounded the market like the good whore she is.

[Anonymous No.58086345]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNeLUngb-Xg

[Anonymous No.58086347]

>>58086287
The market was just waiting on confirmation that the FED wasn’t going to do anything unexpected because we had some worrying CPI numbers. All they wanted to hear was Powell tell them they haven’t changed their minds to continue the pump

[Anonymous No.58086349]

DOWN DOGSHIT MARKET

[Anonymous No.58086353]

>>58086339
FUCK YO PUTS NIGGA BUY SOME MORE YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKA

[Anonymous No.58086352]

>>58086287
today's meeting was about dot plot projections, not raising or reducing rates today. the market knew they weren't going to change anything today.

[Anonymous No.58086355]

>CBDC schizo question during a discussion of rate hikes
God damnit, who let the retard into the room?

[Anonymous No.58086357]

>>58086337
So 2 more weeks?

[Anonymous No.58086359]

Good thing I own consumer defensive stocks, don't want to make too much money.

[Anonymous No.58086367]

>>58086327
that was on the table when 7% final rate was in play. after the october flinching, it was clear 5k will break

[Anonymous No.58086368]

>>58086276
>>58086315
>Day Change: +2.09%

[Anonymous No.58086372]

[Anonymous No.58086374]

>>58086337
>a lot of us are expecting a huge crash

[Anonymous No.58086387]

>>58086355
>CBDC
>everything drops
>Powell tells them to "SHUT THE FUCKING QUESTION DOWN"
>Pump resumes

[Anonymous No.58086390]

>>58086337
I'll mark it on my calendar next to all the other "huge crash" events you dipshits scried in your crystal balls.

[Anonymous No.58086391]

I am up 0.80% bros am gonna be rich!

[Anonymous No.58086395]

>>58086391
Fuck yeah.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58086404]

>>58086322
That doesn't even make sense, like if the world is over, what's the point of even having money at that point? It's like winning a medal at the special olympics. Okay good job you got a medal, but you're still fucking retarded kid.

[Anonymous No.58086406]

[Anonymous No.58086412]

>buy carnival
>already up
>tfw earnings next week still
Easy swings are the best swings.

[Anonymous No.58086417]

SP500 will fall to 3000

[Anonymous No.58086424]

>MASK OFF

[Anonymous No.58086425]

Anyone watching FDX for earnings?

[Anonymous No.58086429]

>>58086337
been hearing this shit in the 2022 dip, bears were all so cocky and I was buying, who's laughing now bitch

[Anonymous No.58086428]

>>58086276
>>58086315
>Bought the top

Bulls bought the 3500 bottom. Bobos shorted it. that's why bulls are winning

[Anonymous No.58086430]

>>58086417
I think you mean SPY to 3000.

[Anonymous No.58086439]

>not far
>more evidence
>not appropriate
>not confident
>significant progress
>looking for confirmation
>series of readings
>didnt overreact
>need more good data

[Anonymous No.58086440]

>>58086424
Put it back on.

[Anonymous No.58086443]

Quick 4 hundo on AMD. Thanks, Mr. Powell.

[Anonymous No.58086448]

>>58086353
lol @ chappelle show reference

[Anonymous No.58086449]

>>58086424

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58086450]

>>58086424
Looks like covid is officially over, this is the bullish thing i've seen in years.

[Anonymous No.58086455]

>>58086404
One of the few times I agree with you. Yes, that's right. The bears who are absolutely certain everything is going to zero tomorrow can't see past their own nose. They didn't think "Oh yeah, if everything is fucked then so is my currency."
Its like they think because they'd be right that they'd be better off than anybody else in the post-collapse society that results. Like congratulations, your puts paid out in a currency of a now dead nation?
It would be like being Zimbabwean and having puts that paid out in Zimbabwean currency during the hyper inflation. They'd be as worthless as anything else.

[Anonymous No.58086454]

>>58086276
I LONGED the top of DELL and made a 21x
Can't stop won't stop buying the top

[Anonymous No.58086457]

Main take away.
JP likes being a nerdy idol

[Anonymous No.58086462]

SHIT NIGGAS, MY SPY WONT TURN OFF

[Anonymous No.58086465]

>>58086439
is he just freezing it till Rs get back in and allow them to get unambiguous uncooked data?

[Anonymous No.58086466]

>>58086337
I was expecting a biblical crash ever since march 2020 when market started to turbo pump. Thank God i got over myself and got back in between then and now. Dont fight the fed

[Anonymous No.58086468]

>>58086424
>Retarded question
>FAS phenotype
They'll let anyone in the fed notes now.

[Anonymous No.58086469]

I don't understand why they don't just put Jenna on the mic the whole time instead of fucking ghouls like >>58086424
JPow needs to put his foot down and make it happen or raise rates 10 handles

[Anonymous No.58086471]

bobo are you ok?

[Anonymous No.58086475]

I've been shorting SPY every day since it went over $455

[Anonymous No.58086476]

>>58086448
Fuck, that episode was literally 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.58086479]

>>58086357
trust the plan.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58086482]

>>58086455
That's why I buy gold every chance I get.

[Anonymous No.58086483]

RAISE THE RATES FAGGOT COWARDS

[Anonymous No.58086484]

it just keeps going

[Anonymous No.58086488]

tomorrow gap up or down?

[Anonymous No.58086493]

He's a real funnybone today

[Anonymous No.58086494]

BUDDY ARE YOU WATCHING MARA COMPOOTER ?

[Anonymous No.58086495]

>>58086488
numbers only go up now anon

[Anonymous No.58086496]

>>58086455
>Like congratulations, your puts paid out in a currency of a now dead nation?
You think wallstreet is mainstreet?
Oh looooordy someone help this faggot.

Tell me faggot, when is the last time S&P pumped the surgical center on the edge of town that just saved the life of your neighbor?
Or even pumped the guy who properly balanced your tires so that when you had to swerve to avoid the sudden debris your sidewall didn't roll and blow out flipping your car and kiling your duaghter?

Fuck off, Tulip chasing faggot. You can race horse all day, but you shit on yourself when you act like THIS IS THE USA.

[Anonymous No.58086501]

HE tried to hard to dodge the 3,2% bump in feb, crazy.

[Anonymous No.58086505]

>>58086488
up, the pumping will continue until the lunar eclipse.

[Anonymous No.58086523]

SPY will hit 525 eoy

[Anonymous No.58086522]

>three rate cuts this year
How big? 0.25% each?

[Anonymous No.58086526]

>>58086523
eow

[Anonymous No.58086528]

>>58086522
1000 pepsis each.

[Anonymous No.58086539]

MU bros, how many weekly calls we buying going into earnings today?

[Anonymous No.58086541]

>>58086488
Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.58086545]

Why is BA up almost 4%???? Bull trap? Last train out? Dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.58086546]

This is what Euphoria looks like. Can't wait to see you all crash and burn along with normies and sex-havers. Fuck every single faggot in this rigged market whose sole purpose is to price me out. I hope to see you all financially destroyed, jumping from buildings, and destitute for ever.

[Anonymous No.58086547]

Aaaaaand the mask is off again

[Anonymous No.58086552]

>>58086546
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.58086555]

>>58086545
it's up because you're not holding it

[Anonymous No.58086556]

>>58086539
My tummy said cheap puts
My brain says it goes up 10% or stays flat

[Anonymous No.58086558]

I just body slammed my computer and broke my desk in half

[Anonymous No.58086561]

>>58086522
~5% rate cut each meeting. -10% interest rates by EOY.

[Anonymous No.58086562]

>CIA DIRECTOR WILLIAM J. BURNS IN ARGENTINA
>REPORTEDLY LAST SEEN BUYING LAAC SHARES

[Anonymous No.58086563]

How did this green bottle get through security? Is it a signal?

[Anonymous No.58086564]

>>58086546
lmao go back to doomer youtube

[Anonymous No.58086566]

Only pumping, GJ powell. Never fail to pump te markets

[Anonymous No.58086567]

>>58086545
They tripled their DEI goals so bankruptcy and imminent government bailout is imminent. The market is forward looking

[Anonymous No.58086568]

>>58086558
I just hedged instead.

[Anonymous No.58086569]

>>58086546
>capitalized Euphoria, like the show
Your opinion is invalid, like the vegetable.

[Anonymous No.58086570]

>>58086563
>Flavored Perrier

[Anonymous No.58086575]

>>58086545
Because it's cheap. Anytime you see a stock in the news for something bad buy long calls. You will always win

[Anonymous No.58086584]

>>58086546
don't worry bro, NVDA will break $1k and do a 6:1 split soon. then you can buy some.

[Anonymous No.58086590]

>rates stay the same
>stocks go apeshit
This feels very weird.

[Anonymous No.58086593]

>>58086575
So go all in PLNT?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58086604]

>>58086546
This isn't euphoria, if you want to see euphoria you need to look at my face when I'm looking at my gookfu's face when she's looking at my face with that i'm about to kiss you look on her face.

[Anonymous No.58086605]

>>58086496
Irrelevant schizoid rambling. If the market is going to zero tomorrow then your entire life would be flipped upside down from the bank collapses, credit defaults, and infrastructure collapse.

[Anonymous No.58086606]

I need you all to understand just how crazy this bull run is about to get. JPOW just threw liquid methamphetamine in the punch bowl and hedge funds are just starting their come up. Buy calls, get rich. That is the only thing you need to know until May.

[Anonymous No.58086611]

The West won. Another century of -rightfully Divine- domination. Simple as that.
When will bobojeet fucking learn?

[Anonymous No.58086612]

>>58086590
pump and dump, calling it.

[Coombler No.58086613]

Well fuck.

I bought puts and it promptly pumped as always

[Anonymous No.58086614]

>>58086590
its either the top of a 6 year long head and shoulder or the start of a new cycle

[Anonymous No.58086615]

>>58086575
just buy things "cheap" bro. Why is it cheap? Dont worry about :)

[Anonymous No.58086616]

all my call options are up 50-100%, Insane run this market is incredible

[Anonymous No.58086620]

>oil down together with dxy down
am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.58086621]

>>58086593
No but buy calls expiring in June

[Anonymous No.58086623]

>>58086604
>jew race mixing
this is bullish

[Anonymous No.58086624]

>>58086593
>"Hey anon why do you own international stock? You don't believe America will stay the prosperous nation it's always been?"

[Anonymous No.58086629]

>>58086604
this face you mean?

[Anonymous No.58086635]

>>58086465
>is he just freezing it till Rs get back in and allow them to get unambiguous uncooked data?
COOKED

[Anonymous No.58086639]

>>58086590
>market prices in X rate cuts
>feds says we'll do X rate cuts
>market pumps
a real mystery

[Anonymous No.58086644]

EVERYONE ITT: CHECK YOURSELVES

[Anonymous No.58086651]

>>58086575
>>58086567

[Anonymous No.58086652]

>>58086614
charts needs more random icons

[Anonymous No.58086654]

>>58086644
NO BUT I WILL CHECK THAT GET

[Anonymous No.58086657]

>>58086604
that's cute

[Anonymous No.58086659]

I should have sold my covered calls today

[Anonymous No.58086663]

>>58086644

[Anonymous No.58086664]

Bobros we're back

[Anonymous No.58086668]

>>58086605
>bank collapses
Oh no, we have to go back to taking tabs.
>credit defaults
The fuck did you just try to say? Some jew in an apartment in Manhattan is going to come evict during a national collapse?
>infrastructure collapse.
You're all going to forget how to work if Wall Street doesn't get ponzi. Just know that about yourselves, faggots.
If you don't continue ponzi, you'll all forget everything about being neighborly, cooking things that are grown, and building.

Because Ponzi actually does all that, it's the very fucking Neurons in your skull. BE AFRAID to lose those neurons!!

[Anonymous No.58086669]

folio is looking nice, /ourguy/ powell saves the week

[Anonymous No.58086683]

>>58086644

[Anonymous No.58086691]

>>58086666

[Anonymous No.58086694]

My puts are down -40%

[Anonymous No.58086700]

i'm going to buy mortadella tonight instead of bologna

[Anonymous No.58086704]

MICRON
>MICRON
MICRON
>MICRON
MICRON
>MICRON

[Anonymous No.58086705]

>>58086546
if the market crashes 60% I would still be up 10%
cope
seethe

[Anonymous No.58086708]

>>58086668
>Because Ponzi actually does all that, it's the very fucking Neurons in your skull. BE AFRAID to lose those neurons!!
God damn man, lay off the crack. You're about to tell me about chips in your brain and bugs under your skin next.

[Anonymous No.58086711]

NOT EVEN A FUCKIN PULLBACK; NOTHING LOL

[Anonymous No.58086713]

got $200 in robinhood to fuck around
shill me a retarded 10x play
only retarded ideas allowed

[Anonymous No.58086717]

>>58086705
you will literally never be a woman, though, and Trump will win, fuck you

[Anonymous No.58086721]

You nigger faggots told me today it was over

[Anonymous No.58086724]

>>58086713
BA $300 4/18

[Anonymous No.58086725]

Dear Lord, thank you for glitching my software and exiting my puts at a price i dont think i typed in. If the order went through at the price i thought i typed it, it wouldnt have filled. Thanks for not letting me get heemed today. All praise and glory is yours. Forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.58086726]

>>58086713
>robinhood
go back

[Anonymous No.58086733]

>>58086708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewAk45sFMs

[Anonymous No.58086735]

>>58086644
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.58086736]

>He drank the doomer koolaid

Every bobo thesis, every talking point...has turned out to be irrelevant or flat out wrong

[Anonymous No.58086739]

>>58086713
100 into URA
100 into NUS

[Anonymous No.58086747]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Onr4z2fdDM&t=835s

RXRX brothers

[Anonymous No.58086749]

>>58086713
MU lotto 80p 3/22
Dirt cheap since it's running up
"Only" 166% iv

Either you make a 15x or more likely it goes to zero

[Anonymous No.58086752]

>>58086726
Can't you tell it's my secondary account, retard? I have 350k in fidelity and thought it'd be wise to use more than one broker eventually

>>58086724
this may be too retarded even for me, but shill me more?

[Anonymous No.58086759]

>>58086613
thanks for playin, goy

[Anonymous No.58086775]

>>58086752
>not using literally anyone else
>trying to find an excuse to use robinhood
check out this giga faggot

[Anonymous No.58086776]

people forget that the market is in up-only mode until shit breaks
shit ain't breaking so up we go

[Anonymous No.58086777]

>>58086752
>I have 350k in fidelity and thought it'd be wise to use more than one broker eventually
Why not get a real broker that you can actually do something with like Lightspeed, Centerpoint, Cobra, etc. That way you can play around with shorting hard to borrow small caps like a real man and actually stand a chance at making some real money. Robinhood is a joke

[Anonymous No.58086780]

>>58086736
Kill yourself glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58086787]

>>58086747
>RXRX
THAT PUSSY DOLCE! THE COOCHIE DOIN' IT FOR ME SLIME! I NEED FENTANYL SLIME! WE'RE SMOKIN' FILTERED CRACK YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!

[Anonymous No.58086790]

Bobos absolutely obliterated

[Anonymous No.58086792]

LOWER

[Anonymous No.58086795]

>>58086780
Kneel to our green candles schizo, it will only get worse for bobos

[Anonymous No.58086801]

Fuck I can't wait for trump to get in office so we can finally get a dip. Republicans are notoriously awful for the stock market despite what smg wants to believe. Facts don't care about your feelings

[Anonymous No.58086803]

[Anonymous No.58086806]

it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.58086807]

>>58086775
The thing works fine, whatever. Brokerfagging is insane, eat a dick.

>>58086777
Didn't know any of those, I'll check them out.

>>58086724
Whatever I got one for (You), it's $3 lmao

[Anonymous No.58086808]

>>58086803
Why is he looking at her like she farted?

[Anonymous No.58086810]

>>58086795
The reddit spacing gives it away, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58086813]

>stocks go up 50000000%
>stocks finally dips 2%
>it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.58086816]

>>58086613
I've seen this video before. What's the context/source

[Anonymous No.58086817]

>>58086713
All in on AQB

[Anonymous No.58086818]

>>58086807
>The thing works fine, whatever. Brokerfagging is insane, eat a dick.
no you're a fucking loser lol

[Anonymous No.58086823]

>>58086752
Robinhood is great, don't fall for the FUD from the GME retards.

[Anonymous No.58086827]

>>58086644

[Anonymous No.58086828]

BABA or JingDong ChingChong?

[Anonymous No.58086837]

Alright I bought 150 bucks in MU puts. Either I'm out 150 or I'm gonna buy myself a new mattress.

[Anonymous No.58086845]

>>58086790
That's not very ESG of you, Undertaker.

[Anonymous No.58086854]

>>58086818
grim

[Anonymous No.58086859]

>>58086828
why not both?

[Anonymous No.58086860]

>>58086807
>Didn't know any of those, I'll check them out.
You'll be glad you did. I make a few grand every morning shorting Discord pump and dumps like PIXY today. Check the chart out. You have to use one of the brokers I mentioned to do that and there are opportunities like that almost every single day

[Anonymous No.58086864]

>>58086818
Weeb is calling people loser.
You keep that shit on your system.
Stop trying to bait him to doxx himself, and stop being a wanna be big check nigger, nigger.

[Anonymous No.58086871]

>>58086810
how much money have you lost

[Anonymous No.58086873]

>>58086859
Because I am cock, balls, even taint deep in China already. Only leaves money for one.

[Anonymous No.58086875]

>>58086455
The fuck, for shit to go down massively and bears to profit bigly requires deflation in which the currency is worth more than the asset

[Anonymous No.58086876]

LOWERRRRRRRRRRRR

ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN
DOTPLOT IS HIGHER

[Anonymous No.58086877]

>>58086837
boring, go all in on 3/21 spy calls.

[Anonymous No.58086878]

at this rate, stocks will go up 365% by EOY

[Anonymous No.58086879]

Reminder that illegals just received authorization to carry firearms. With 7 million of these shady foreigners mulling about, the sky is the limit for a company like RUGER.
Hell there’s a good chance that Biden will buy and issue the guns with deficit spending.

[Anonymous No.58086884]

>>58086713
ended up getting that BA call and then put the rest in XXXX (5 shares), fuck it, I won't look at this shit for a year

[Anonymous No.58086885]

>I cannot generate images that depict inappropriate or offensive content, including imagery suggesting a toxic cloud billowing from someone's clothing in a manner that could be interpreted negatively.
It's over. Short every company involved with OpenAI.

[Anonymous No.58086887]

unlucky! +1.07% yes

[Anonymous No.58086892]

>>58086871
You rig markets just like you rig elections, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58086893]

>>58086876
Doesn't matter. Short of some hyper inflation inducing improbability, the peak rate of the cycle has been reached. about 5.33%.

[Anonymous No.58086897]

>>58086864
>Stop trying to bait him to doxx himself

[Anonymous No.58086899]

>>58086808
I'm not saying she didn't...

t. brainlet that can't do webm's

[Anonymous No.58086900]

bros im getting nervous about the forced switch from Street Smart Edge to Think or Swim. My SSE setup is built for speed. Can any Think or Swim users ITT comment on their ability to place, edit, and cancel orders quickly while still looking at relevant price data/P&L/ chart data etc?

[Anonymous No.58086902]

>>58086879
>>58086790
You’re fucking weird, man

[Anonymous No.58086904]

>>58086879
dumbass, they also just set the precedent that all carry/permit laws are invalid. everyone should be carrying a gun.

[Anonymous No.58086911]

>BA in pre-market down 3%
>BA open market up 3%
Uh oh.... rug pull after hours?

[Anonymous No.58086915]

You said it was our time soon 2 weeks ago.
How many 2 more weeks?

[Anonymous No.58086916]

>>58086897
When you decided today was the day you needed to troll /smg/ was it before or after you realized your mother never loved you?

[Anonymous No.58086919]

>>58086892
I'm not american

[Anonymous No.58086927]

>>58086902
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/judge-rules-illegal-immigrants-have-gun-rights-protected-second-amendment.amp
Have fun staying poor normie

[Anonymous No.58086930]

>>58086893
But longer higher rates also does matter. Or what about all the
>priced in
>priced out
etc
, that is what the market is doing all the time

[Anonymous No.58086937]

Shorting is for HFTs and hedging. Exit positions or stay in cash if you are bearish. Actively being short is so retarded.

[Anonymous No.58086939]

So everything is just going to gap the fuck up tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.58086945]

>>58086919
Doesn't matter, you still interfere in US elections, glownigger..

[Anonymous No.58086946]

>>58086904
>that all carry/permit laws are invalid
didn't the Constitution already set that precedent, and the average "news reader" is a fucking loony follower who can't fucking read cursive in the US Constitution?

[Anonymous No.58086949]

>>58086937
no thanks pussy. i will baghold my NVD and SQQQ as long as it fucking takes idgaf.

[Anonymous No.58086953]

>>58086904
> everyone should be carrying a gun
Even in the Wild West, you checked your gun into the sheriff’s armory when you got into town. Open and concealed carry are modern psychotic behavior.
This is not how civilized countries act.

[Anonymous No.58086963]

>>58086900
Think or Swim is so conducive to fast trading that there's a specific kind of so-called "hyperscalping" that can only be done on the platform along with the free trades that is now starting to get enough scrutiny that you can expect it to get cracked down on soon. I think you'll be able to get your orders in fast enough

[Anonymous No.58086969]

>>58086807
BAsed.

[Anonymous No.58086972]

>>58086930
the ass curve is going to revert over time, so no, higher for longer doesn't matter that much anymore. Banks are well capitalized, the credit crunch is getting rolled back. I'm 80/20 that with today the first 3 of 5 in a historic cycle started.

[Anonymous No.58086975]

>>58086945
I'm guessing you lost a lot of money ey considering all you post about is biden and the rigged election. everything will be okay dude, Trump will win and you can unclench your anus

[Anonymous No.58086985]

How the fuck is COIN mooning?

[Anonymous No.58086986]

We’ll climb until election.

[Anonymous No.58086987]

>>58086953
>Open and concealed carry are modern psychotic behavior.
>modern psychotic behavior.
due to the rise of non-homogenous societies. adapt or get left behind.

[Anonymous No.58086990]

You can’t deny that illegals being legally required to buy firearms bullish catalyst asf for Ruger. This is why you attack me for avatar fagging when at least I stand by my plays

[Anonymous No.58086992]

>>58086972
>>58086975
Stop samefagging you ultranigger

[Anonymous No.58086994]

>>58086953
>you checked your gun into the sheriff’s armory when you got into town
no. not unless there was an emergency, and even then, no. snakes don't ask if you're in the town border.

[Anonymous No.58086998]

>>58086949
Enjoy insolvency, retard. You are not fighting some holy war against hedge funds or whatever, you are just shooting yourself in the foot.

[Anonymous No.58087000]

>>58086985
Buddy, look at MARA computer. It's like people just remembered that these companies make money out of thin air and the halving is coming too.

[Anonymous No.58087003]

>>58086992

[Anonymous No.58087011]

Bobros stand strong.
We are not giving up.

[Anonymous No.58087013]

>>58087003
DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.58087016]

>>58086953
So the illegals should check their guns in before going into gun free zones to rape/murder?

[Anonymous No.58087017]

>>58086953
>This is not how civilized countries act.
Import the third world become the third world

[Anonymous No.58087022]

>>58086885
>no BRAAAAAAAP
it's over

[Anonymous No.58087024]

>>58086992
yeah that ain't me bro

[Anonymous No.58087031]

>>58086975
kys glownigger

[Anonymous No.58087034]

>>58086178
>FDX PUTS YOU GUESS
I guess so

[Anonymous No.58087036]

>>58086927
>ews.com/politics/judge-rules-illegal-immigrants-have-gun-rights-protected-second-amendm
what does this have to do with investing? should i be buying stock in gun companies? not that there really is any.

[Anonymous No.58087047]

>>58087036
There’s dozens of them moron

[Anonymous No.58087048]

>>58087017
Bear faggots are butthurt about the dumbest shit today lmao

[Anonymous No.58087049]

>>58086900
>he can't infer what has happened to the price from just looking at the bid ask spread movement
ngmi, seriously

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58087065]

>>58086953
>This is not how civilized countries act.
Well maybe if you liberal fucktards would stop importing all these fucking people from uncivilized countries and let the fucking niggers starve to death, we wouldn't have to protect our property from the uncivilized world you fork my fucking tax dollars over to.

[Anonymous No.58087066]

[Anonymous No.58087073]

>>58086939
brother, it isn't going to gap, it is going to gape (bobo's anus)

[Anonymous No.58087080]

>>58086963
qrd on the hyperscalping technique? does it require scripts or any automated programming? im currently pressing all my own buttons on SSE. Im going to start playing around in ToS over the weekend and try and get an initial setup going.

[Anonymous No.58087092]

>>58087013

[Anonymous No.58087097]

>>58086986
If we pump into election the incumbent will win. The S&P has never been wrong before

[Anonymous No.58087101]

>>58087048
>oooh no, there is a new taqueria in town! All this delicious food! The west has fallen

[Anonymous No.58087106]

>sell calls
>market goes apeshit
And just like that some Jew now owns all my shares once again

[Anonymous No.58087126]

[Anonymous No.58087127]

>>58087101
>europeans can't cook
>t. little nigger sucks a black dick

[Anonymous No.58087130]

>MFW i see the dot plot is unchanged and roll my short puts within 60 seconds of the information being released

[Anonymous No.58087144]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58087145]

I hope they close the market early for the eclipse. I love watching the schizo's freak out about it

[Anonymous No.58087153]

Where is that guy that says buy calls every day? Even though he was right I still want to call him a nigger.

[Anonymous No.58087157]

>>58087049
i do look at that, but the way i look at that in SSE is that once I buy into my position, I immediately "right click" on it in my positions tab and get a sell to close order screen open that has the bid/ask spread on the same page as one of my charts, that also has my P&L info on it too. So on one page I can see my open positions P&L, the bid/ask spread, and one of my charts with all my TA indicators on it. Then i have more charts open on my other monitors and can quickly click between different charts and the full options chain for whatever ticker i currently have a position open in

[Anonymous No.58087164]

Need to rollover my 401k to a traditional ira. Where should I open an account at? Fidelity?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58087168]

>>58087144
only plus 60%, i'm never going to be able to afford gookfu's breast reduction surgery at this rate

[Anonymous No.58087170]

>>58087144
made $48,000 in SPY options today, pretty COZY

[Anonymous No.58087174]

>>58086322
Markets go down regularly
Youre just too stupid

[Anonymous No.58087178]

>>58087164
dont do schwab, its dogshit.

[Anonymous No.58087181]

New powell pic

[Anonymous No.58087183]

>>58087130
FYI, those puts I rolled out have now lost 50% of their value in about two hours, but hey Bobo, you still have next week, right?

[Anonymous No.58087188]

>>58087144
Dead even on my SOXL hoping for a ripper of a morning tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58087192]

>>58087164
I love my ibkr

[Anonymous No.58087193]

>>58087144
+$237.58 (+0.45%)

[Anonymous No.58087199]

>>58087144
>+2.22%
I got trips too.

[Anonymous No.58087201]

They even try to pump the aftermarket, wtf

[Anonymous No.58087204]

>>58087144
I'm not fucking checking!

[Anonymous No.58087206]

>>58086391
HAHAHAHAHAHA SAME

[Anonymous No.58087209]

>>58087144
Im heemed. I'm done. It's over

[Anonymous No.58087213]

>>58087080
ToS even has an "active trader" section with instant buy/sell buttons for scalps.
I'm fairly certain it has a scripting portion too. I'll look for it and try to post a screenshot if I find it.

[Anonymous No.58087215]

>>58087144
+0.53%

[Anonymous No.58087217]

>>58086539
MU bros we won

[Anonymous No.58087221]

>>58087144
+1.04%, the best kind of day, I love being one percent up multiple days of the week

[Anonymous No.58087225]

>>58087144
>+3.56%
>YTD: +5.83%

I knew you were gutless, Jay. I'm just glad the market is realizing it too.

[Anonymous No.58087228]

>>58087144
+0.43%
paperhanded myself out of more, but green is green

[Anonymous No.58087234]

>>58086494
Aye

[Anonymous No.58087239]

That last 10-minute candle made my peepee the BIG AND HARD

[Anonymous No.58087242]

>>58087209
My predictions get more accurate the further out I look. Short term is impossible to predict

[Anonymous No.58087255]

>>58087217
Only bought three myself, had 6 earlier this week but sold 3 to get in NVDA. Kicking myself but fuck me Im happy!

[Anonymous No.58087263]

They have chosen Weimar

[Anonymous No.58087264]

>nvda just casually taking off
okay.

[Anonymous No.58087266]

>>58087144
>down $1.60
>up $7.54
>net up $5.96
snib snab here comes the CRAB

[Anonymous No.58087269]

>>58087144
/cash/ /gang/. There's no buy signal in the cauldron yet. Maybe tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58087275]

>>58087101
Molly tibbets moment.

[Anonymous No.58087286]

>>58087144
+1.46%
Gold miners doing stuff. Feels pretty good.

[Anonymous No.58087289]

>>58087144
>+1.16%

[Anonymous No.58087291]

>>58087255
based

[Anonymous No.58087294]

the market is clearly going to continue going up 0.5 to 1% a day every day

your money is becoming less valuable, what is so hard to comprehend about that? invest or lose - its simple. Why overthink it?

[Anonymous No.58087296]

NVDA bros, we've won.

[Anonymous No.58087297]

>>58087269
>SPY is up 30%
>still waiting for a "signal to buy"
You guys are insane

[Anonymous No.58087300]

>MU

SOXL doing a little run AH too

[Anonymous No.58087303]

>>58087213
>I'm fairly certain it has a scripting portion too.
i think it does but i dont currently utilize any of that stuff. i guess i just have to get in there and start clicking around. i'll adapt. i have to.

[Anonymous No.58087305]

>>58087080
>>58087213
Ah, maybe he is talking about the scripting section. The tutorial even says you can enter conditional orders via scripts, so if you have a script running doing the analysis for you, it can enter the buy/sell orders automatically too.
Obviously you'd have to write/procure a script to do the scalping for you.

[Anonymous No.58087310]

>>58085279
>Indian sumo
Nice

[Anonymous No.58087313]

tsm bros... we are finally winning

[Anonymous No.58087315]

>>58087308
>>58087308

[Anonymous No.58087323]

>>58087269
A-anon... the Buy signal was in 2023...

[Anonymous No.58087333]

>>58087181
Is he catholic?

[Anonymous No.58087336]

>>58087269
Thank you for the bottom signal

[Anonymous No.58087337]

>>58087297
I swing trade, anon. In and out and in and out.

[Anonymous No.58087386]

>>58086747
>https://s201.q4cdn.com/141608511/files/doc_downloads/2024/03/IR-recommended-sessions_v6-1.pdf
>How AI Will Decode Biology to Radically Improve Lives [S62526]
>Ben Mabey, Chief Technology Officer, Recursion
>Wednesday, Mar 20, 9:00 AM - 9:25 AM PDT, SJCC 210F (L2)
I still can't find any public uploads to watch

[Anonymous No.58087398]

>>58087144
Checked and +1.25%

[Anonymous No.58087402]

>>58086644
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.58087403]

>5232

[Anonymous No.58087446]

>>58086479
He doesnt look like he trusts a plan

[Anonymous No.58087453]

>>58087144
around +10%

[Anonymous No.58087456]

>>58087337
Tell me your set ups for finviz to find stocks PLEASE, I beg you

[Anonymous No.58087482]

>>58087456
I only trade indexes with leverage. That's it. Individual company stocks weren't predictable enough for my system. The risk level was too high for what I'm trying to achieve.

[Anonymous No.58087484]

>>58087144
chekced
+2,14%
waiting on LAAC earnings to unalive or wagmi

[Anonymous No.58087516]

>>58086546
Stop trading emotions dude. You will never time time "big one" so many have been ruined trying to do it since 2009 going back to walstreetpro2

Just stop. Dont trade your personal feelings

[Anonymous No.58087592]

>>58087516
The first bearish bet i made was TVIX in 2011 on scottrade. Ill never forget.

I was stuck in that nigger faggot thing for 7 years and was reverse splitted over 17 times a decade later. All because i hated obama and the crew and my personal life was shit. $3300 turned into literally .6 fucking cents after a decade before the ticker was shut down

[Anonymous No.58087617]

>>58087484
>waiting on LAAC earnings to unalive or wagmi
these niggas are late, nothing on their website yet

[Anonymous No.58087709]

>>58087178
Fuck I picked them at random. i don't plan on trading there probably just set and forget.

[Anonymous No.58087728]

>>58087482
You trade SPDR/VOO? what else? I wouldn't use leverage but I have been thinking about swinging at least voo

[Anonymous No.58087761]

>$MU | Micron Q2 24 Earnings Results:
- Adj EPS: +$0.42 (est -$0.27)
- Adj Revenue: $5.82B (est $5.32B)
- Cash Flow From Ops: $1.22B (est $2.14B)
- Adj Op. Income: $504M (est -$238.4M)
- Sees Q3 Adj Revenue Between $6.4B - $6.8B (est $5.99B)

[Anonymous No.58087810]

So do you mother fuckers just not pay taxes or not make money? I’ve “won” my last bunch of trades but if I were to actually pay taxes on my gains I’ve made so little money that it was hardly worth the trouble trying to win. Not a Fed btw

[Anonymous No.58087829]

>>58087810
this does not make sense because you pay a percentage of your gains as tax. The losses you incur are deducted, so if you're in the 32% tax bracket (a pretty high one), you would keep 68% of your gains regardless of how many trades you did or how many were gains/losses.

[Anonymous No.58087848]

>>58087810
>>58087829
taxes suck ass however. I made 50k from NVDA and need to pay 16k to the IRS, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.58087858]

>>58087810
that is the finally bogle pill to swallow anon. I never sell my indexes, I never pay taxes on them. I hedge sometimes with puts but it is to just get more cash to buy more VOO

[Anonymous No.58087958]

So did the market pump on higher future rates? Cause what else did he say? He evaded the bad cpi reports. Focused solely on PCE which is a meme.

Jobs market, c'mon. Numbers are being revised down by 30-40% (359K=> 229K or something). 100k of those jobs are health care and government.

[Anonymous No.58087981]

Where the fuck is the money fueling these pumps coming from?

[Anonymous No.58088010]

>>58087981
money? it's all fake bro

[Anonymous No.58088026]

>>58087858
Indexes are taxed at 60/40 you pay even less taxes on them meaning bogling is extra retarded

[Anonymous No.58088068]

>>58088026
>60/40 you pay even less taxes on them
or more if you actually held long term...

[Anonymous No.58088071]

>>58087981
It's the money banks don't need to use for higher minimum reserves. They sure will lend it to you and not gamble the extra money that would be for a safer banking system on the sotck market.
The money they actually don't even have, but digital numbers

[Anonymous No.58088133]

>Micron at 110 with 5,8 billion revenue with CURRENT money
That's like 3 billion with 2018 money, when they were at 62, when they did 7-8 billion