/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.58067405]

parked domain edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>58064270

[Anonymous No.58067413]

NVIDIA DOUBLE TOP. SHORT SHORT SHORT

[Anonymous No.58067416]

The picture that killed NVDA

[Anonymous No.58067417]

God Bless XOM
I’m SLURPING NYCB

[Anonymous No.58067418]

[Anonymous No.58067420]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.58067421]

It's over

[Anonymous No.58067422]

>>58067413
nope
you're wrong
end of day will be green
like my dick

[Anonymous No.58067424]

Slurp up the bags mumoids

[Anonymous No.58067426]

>buying the dip
also
>green id today plz

[Anonymous No.58067429]

>>58067424
I am.

[Anonymous No.58067433]

I need SOXL to really dump so I can buy back some covered calls, if you don't mind

[Anonymous No.58067434]

TIMBER!!!!!
>Pelosi thinking about selling
Pelosi thinking about selling
>Pelosi thinking about selling
Pelosi thinking about selling
>Pelosi thinking about selling
Pelosi thinking about selling
>Pelosi thinking about selling
Pelosi thinking about selling

[Anonymous No.58067443]

If DIESEL stays like this through april+may, it is unironically over for ALL PPI and CPI reports. Even worse if it rises. Same for gasoline but not as bad as with Diesel.

[Anonymous No.58067448]

so am i supposed to baghold LAAC?

[Anonymous No.58067452]

Another day of
GREEN
R
E
E
NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58067462]

>>58067452
SPR is tapped... Oil going to like 12-130 this year.

[Anonymous No.58067461]

>>58067416
oh no

[Anonymous No.58067465]

Just sold my 450 shares of SOXL at an average of 27. Fuck this shit. I can almost guarantee everything will flip around now, but holy shit I cannot fucking stand losing $2000 a day because retail faggots want to be Michael Burry.

[Anonymous No.58067469]

>>58067448
Why would you invest into an argentinian company? They will be raped in all possible uhumane ways by foreign corporations, as they fully know argentinian industry is desperate for any business that pays in foreign currency.

[Anonymous No.58067471]

So that AI event really was the good news this market needed to top.

[Anonymous No.58067474]

>>58067302
NEVER FUCKING QUESTION MY SIGNALS YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS

[Anonymous No.58067475]

this is today's bottom

[Anonymous No.58067480]

>>58067461
>it cannot be killed
Doesn't mean it cannot be trapped/contained...

[Anonymous No.58067489]

>>58067461
>take money
>move to island

problem snail?

[Anonymous No.58067490]

NMIBIA!

[Anonymous No.58067493]

>>58067469
based smg told me to

[Anonymous No.58067495]

>>58067416
Jensen has a gay vibe

[Anonymous No.58067497]

>>58067416
looks like a mole rat
why i she blankly staring off camera, why is his suit so tight causing all that skin to fold on itself?

[Anonymous No.58067513]

it didnt last, but for the first 4 minutes of the day i bought the low and sold the high. why cant every trade be this easy

[Anonymous No.58067533]

>>58067495
I would have said Cramer rather has it. Jensen less so.

>>58067497
That guy is +60? Wait til you get there man. With 30+ the skin already starts losing elasticity.

[Anonymous No.58067534]

>>58067461
Pay my brother to fly the damn thing to Australia in a metal box.. They can't swim and hate salt and it probably will not be able to get out of a box burried in some desert

[Anonymous No.58067537]

Guys... /gme/....

[Anonymous No.58067539]

>>58067461
That's just the plot of It Follows

[Anonymous No.58067549]

>>58067416
>HUGE
Big Blackwell Chips!

[Anonymous No.58067550]

>>58067533
look at jensen's face, it oozes faggotry

[Anonymous No.58067553]

>>58067533
that's way looser than i've ever seen on someone
in any case he shouldn't be wearing such ill fitting unflattering clothing

[Anonymous No.58067570]

BORING

[Anonymous No.58067581]

>>58067495
Is he married?

[Anonymous No.58067587]

>>58067448
I told you bro, I told you they're in a huge downtrend

[Anonymous No.58067590]

I’m an early investor in the upcoming cringe boom. That’s why I have large stakes in Funko and a large pile of cash ready to pounce on Reddit.
I don’t only invest in cringe, in fact investing in Subaru over Tesla is specifically to hedge my exposure to such massive amounts of cringe.
It’s also why I selected CRWD over that Jeet run shitco PANW

[Anonymous No.58067594]

>>58067581
You mad white boi?

[Anonymous No.58067609]

Feels like fucking SHIT to sell. I guess now I just sit on my fucking hands until FOMC.

[Anonymous No.58067617]

>>58067609
cut your losses now or proceed to lose more money. thank me later.

[Anonymous No.58067623]

>War happening in Isreal
>Burger ranch is one of Isreals biggest food chains
>OMQS has contracts to supply them with their self order and self help kiosks
>Isreal is commuting acts of ethnic cleansing and will Trial of tears the Palestinians
Sounds like it’s real American war profiteering hours!

[Anonymous No.58067630]

Are you enjoying AI singularity? This is just the first cycle LLMs will get bigger and bigger requiring more powerful chips. A literal Semi Conductor Gold Rush. We might even have to research full and quarter conductors.

AI is the Gold; SEMIs are the shovels and picks, OIL, COAL, GAS, and URANIUM are the horses and carts.

[Anonymous No.58067632]

Do circuits trip from yesterdays last or todays open?

[Anonymous No.58067639]

>>58067623
Just bank the money. Don't think about where it comes from

[Anonymous No.58067641]

is it acceptable to eat steak at 10am? im hungry

[Anonymous No.58067644]

>>58067594
I need to eat her ass

[Anonymous No.58067645]

KEK NVDA BAGGIES
E
KEK

[Anonymous No.58067649]

>>58067617
I didn't even take a loss, I sold my SOXL stack at a 47% profit. I just hate this squirrely opposite day bullshit and I want to avoid holding through a nonsensical downtrend like 2022.

[Anonymous No.58067652]

amd is just shit isnt it? hasnt done shit since like february

[Anonymous No.58067653]

>>58067617
I'm doubling down on RXRX
They present tomorrow at GTC

[Anonymous No.58067678]

HAFNI
TRMD
STLAM

Simple as

[Anonymous No.58067684]

[Anonymous No.58067687]

>>58067623
>normies have noticed OMQS
oh fug

[Anonymous No.58067688]

It's been 2 months.

[Anonymous No.58067701]

>>58067649
What are you eyeing if it is a slow drip cheeky investment into a broad market index don't worry too much. If not yeah maybe hold.

[Anonymous No.58067706]

[Anonymous No.58067724]

>>58067649
>nonsensical downtrend
We've been in a nonsensical hysteric UPtrend since 2020 fueled by hyperinflation, debasement, overflowing unpayable levels of debt of every type and the total obliteration of the middle class. If you want to see a future worth living in, you should be hoping the markets dump to the core of the earth and drag the central banks and trillionaires kicking and screaming to deflation.

[Anonymous No.58067727]

80% Pirate Chain
10% Canned Beans & Tuna
10% Curious if I should be in cash

[Anonymous No.58067729]

>>58067649
>muh sensical market
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.58067738]

>>58067724
Doomers fuck OFF

[Anonymous No.58067741]

Some people are brown?

[Anonymous No.58067743]

>>58067724
based based based based based. fuck greedy bulls.

[Anonymous No.58067759]

>>58067632
From open pretty sure so we've got a ways to go.

[Anonymous No.58067762]

>>58067727

[Anonymous No.58067767]

>>58067741
Nope

[Anonymous No.58067769]

i told you fags
the bottom was called
now we green it up

[Anonymous No.58067774]

>>58067727
>Pirate Chain
More like the Pirate exCHAINged worthless tokens for your moneys.

[Anonymous No.58067776]

>>58067724
stop it- I can only get so hard,
>Just imagine a uncorrupt market where the invisible hand of supply and demand of the market rains supreme.

[Anonymous No.58067778]

>tfw down 85% on my TSM 4/19 calls
I blame wsb for latching on and over hyping it

[Anonymous No.58067785]

My TME shares have recovered :D
Yay!

[Anonymous No.58067790]

Smg is dead and gay. My dick is sore from beating it too much. What do normal people do on a Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.58067798]

Oh well. Jerome is my only hope at this point. only .5% off highs
How will he react to Japan? I thought a confluence might happen and catch everyone with pants around their ankles.
Soon my puts will print.
captcha: t.Dry

[Anonymous No.58067813]

>>58067790
>What do normal people do on a Tuesday?
wage

[Anonymous No.58067815]

>>58067774
That hurt my feelings bro

[Anonymous No.58067834]

>>58067815
wtf is up with those pointy baboon titties

[Anonymous No.58067844]

>>58067798
rates going up
Nvidia sellers will reinvest in other companies

[Anonymous No.58067852]

>amd
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58067853]

>>58067834
those are not tits but a mans chest. he is taking copious hormones to trigger tissue growth. he has enough estrogen to be a tween girl

[Anonymous No.58067861]

What a fucking mess of a week. Now everyone is just going to freak out about FOMC. I genuinely can't fucking believe anyone legitimately thinks the Fed might hike this year, that's one of the most retarded nothingburgers of the last two years.

I have 20k to deploy but now it feels like a complete gamble to go short.

[Anonymous No.58067862]

>>58067852
buy every dip

[Anonymous No.58067864]

how do I long anime girl natural gas

[Anonymous No.58067871]

>>58067853
no way thats a bioman, shoulders are too slender

[Anonymous No.58067886]

>>58067844
hopefully I'm short kre

[Anonymous No.58067889]

>>58067815
Nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.58067890]

loving these AMD cheapies.

[Anonymous No.58067893]

>>58067738
You misunderstood, those who want the market to crash are the optimistic ones.

[Anonymous No.58067898]

>>58067864
>anime girl natural gas
anime girls aren't real
so that's actually synthetic gas

[Anonymous No.58067914]

Could someone provide a link to poem anon poems?

[Anonymous No.58067917]

>>58067844
Jerome has no balls. he is anatomically smooth down there. no hike, will give off the impression of cuts, but not cut.

[Anonymous No.58067918]

>>58067893
Absolutely false. The people slobbering over the idea of the global economy collapsing are so shortsighted it's incredible. If what they're begging for actually happened they would be devastated. And never mind that people have literally been saying "it's the end!!!!" for two thousand fucking years.

[Anonymous No.58067921]

>>58067861
I genuinely can't fucking believe anyone legitimately thinks inflation is tamed.
bingsearchburgerkingnigger.png

[Anonymous No.58067927]

>>58067871
the chin, the adams apple the upper lip the brows the hairline
the shoulders are perpendicular to the lens.
the only thing you've got going for you is the nip size. but it looks strangely large and bulbous

[Anonymous No.58067928]

>>58067890
what exactly does amd even do lmao. i at least get nvidia, but amd?

[Anonymous No.58067932]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.58067935]

>>58067928
your steamdeck?

[Anonymous No.58067949]

XOM
O
M

[Anonymous No.58067950]

what's with all the doomposting? day's pretty flat

I mean... you're not still holding memevidia are you?

[Anonymous No.58067952]

Dumping on NO NEWS.

[Anonymous No.58067953]

>>58067921
It objectively is though, especially compared to 2022.

[Anonymous No.58067961]

>>58067914
The only "link" I know of is the NFTs
https://opensea.io/collection/stock-market-poems

[Anonymous No.58067962]

>>58067861
its really annoying b/c covered shorts are difficult rn b/c no volatility. at least during obobo vol was in the high teens/20s

[Anonymous No.58067968]

>>58067961
Thanks

[Anonymous No.58067969]

short fags, short AAPL

[Anonymous No.58067977]

>>58067928
they will overcome NVDA once AI is finished making cuda work on AMD gpus. AMD will be the first company built by AI for AI, it will be another zen architecture moment.

[Anonymous No.58067979]

Just bought a fat bag of SNOW calls.
It's gonna bounce to 225
I pray it does

[Anonymous No.58067990]

>>58067969
short fags, leave AAPL alone, go short something else

[Anonymous No.58067997]

BOY would you look at nvidiacomputer

[Anonymous No.58068002]

>>58067979
Isn't SNOW still losing money every year and on track to keep doing it forever?

[Anonymous No.58068003]

>MOGLF
HHHHRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.58068007]

>>58067861
>Now everyone is just going to freak out about FOMC
imagine thinking inflation has done ANYTHING other than continue to rise.

[Anonymous No.58068016]

What do you call this chart?

[Anonymous No.58068019]

>>58067890
>AMD at $180
Calls it cheapies... 2024 is going to be a real bath of blood.

[Anonymous No.58068023]

>>58068007
Inflation will literally never stop going up, that's the part that bears ignore. What's important is whether the inflation rate is near expectations, which it objectively is.

[Anonymous No.58068032]

>>58067953
>muh slower rate
Imagine simping for the Jews.

[Anonymous No.58068034]

>>58067952
Propaganda (what you call news) is a lagging indicator anon...

[Anonymous No.58068038]

>>58067861
Somebody reply a mumu wearing bobo mask to this guy

[Anonymous No.58068044]

>>58067979
you're betting on a poo

[Anonymous No.58068051]

We eating good today

[Anonymous No.58068050]

[Anonymous No.58068053]

>>58068016
I call it a phase- and that phase is "denial"

[Anonymous No.58068059]

>>58067653
Do you intend to make a quick profit or do you think long term?

[Anonymous No.58068063]

>>58068044
Worked for me with Google
>>58068002
125% SAAS it'll be fine. It only dumped because the sloot bailed. It'll bounce

[Anonymous No.58068067]

>>58068023
>that's the part that bears ignore.
wait until you see this thing called "deflation" that the bears are always on about... Then get ready for a new one bears talk about:
>Bail-ins

[Anonymous No.58068073]

All in on this NVDA slurp

[Anonymous No.58068080]

>>58068051
>bears instead of NATGAS AND OIL barons

[Anonymous No.58068081]

>Check spy
>Down .18%
>Bears cheering
The absolute state of /smg Jesus fuck when did it get so shitty here

[Anonymous No.58068085]

>>58067405
Feels so fucking good being a bobo
Sold my AMDS I bought when AMD pumped last week. Selling my SOXS calls steadily. FNGD pumping again. God damn feels good.

And to cap it all off, SOXL, FNGU and IVV are far lower than where I sold them. Christ is king!

[Anonymous No.58068087]

wheres the oilbaron anon

[Anonymous No.58068094]

>>58068073
>Slurping the top

[Anonymous No.58068111]

>>58068044
>Slootman

[Anonymous No.58068120]

>>58067465
Sorry bitch

[Anonymous No.58068141]

>>58068085
>Christ is king!
yes, and he will always be- even when you lose all your money.
God gives, and God taketh away. When we die, only our soul and Gods word will be left.

[Anonymous No.58068147]

>>58068023
>3,2 is expectations
That isn't the goal. You faggot, I really have to repost this pic with the same name specifically for you.

[Anonymous No.58068150]

>when a bobo tryna eat

[Anonymous No.58068152]

>>58068059
I have a combination of shares and calls
if it goes up 1-2$, I would sell the shares for a quick buck and let the calls execute then hold. I have a certain amount of optimism that AI will improve drug discovery. Wouldn't it be nice if AI did something to help society rather than cannibalize jobs and make furfag art?

[Anonymous No.58068167]

>>58067688
Checked. Ubisoft are still niggers.

[Anonymous No.58068169]

>>58068081
All the faggot doomers who got cocky after 2022 got completely rekt last year, now they can't help but show up on red days and act like the world is unironically ending.

[Anonymous No.58068171]

>>58068150
lawlz/10

[Anonymous No.58068177]

>>58067465
damn, now these are some authentic tears
thank you anon

[Anonymous No.58068182]

You ok Bobo?

[Anonymous No.58068191]

>Blackwell Chip will write software for you
Total TECH Tranny death. I don't care if NVDA goes the way of CISCO or this is their iPhone and they revolutionize computing. Finally get these grifters out of my fucking INDEXES.

[Anonymous No.58068197]

>>58068150
amazing

[Anonymous No.58068201]

>>58068182
See you at 2:30

[Anonymous No.58068204]

>>58067465
>thinks it's retail

[Anonymous No.58068208]

>>58068182
yeah very comfy

[Anonymous No.58068210]

>>58067815
She could poke someone's eyes out with those things

[Anonymous No.58068215]

>>58068201
I can smell your fear bobo

[Anonymous No.58068226]

>>58068169
Sup

[Anonymous No.58068225]

>>58068147
gonna laugh so hard when jpow says rate cut tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58068228]

Keep believin', baby
Cause everything happens for a reason
Though tonight tears fill your eyes
Don't stop dreamin', girl
I'll be right here to lean on
You're gonna make it through
I want to see you
Keep believin'

[Anonymous No.58068230]

>>58068215
fake breakout on NQ, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.58068235]

Why does everything "feel" weird

[Anonymous No.58068239]

>>58067461
The snail Jew fears this

[Anonymous No.58068241]

>>58068235
because cocoa red

[Anonymous No.58068242]

>>58068215
It's just smellz

[Anonymous No.58068247]

>>58068215
Already covered my costs so I’m chillin lil bwoy. FNGD gotta go under $3.60 for me to feel sad.

[Anonymous No.58068251]

>>58068225
raise or cut the market crashes; no change- we artificial golden bull for a couple months.

[Anonymous No.58068253]

just slurped mstr from 1200, what am i in for?

[Anonymous No.58068261]

ended up eating the leftover NY strip steak with roasted garlic and caramelized onions. couldnt wait till lunch time. too many rowdies at lunch time

[Anonymous No.58068267]

>>58068253
some will call it a dead cat bounce on bitcoin
The truth is it will be a rebound and new ath

[Anonymous No.58068268]

man I love having a stand up desk
imagine sitting down on your fat ass all day

[Anonymous No.58068270]

>>58068251
Lmao why the fuck would the market crash on a rate cut. Bears are so fucking retarded about this shit it blows my mind.

[Anonymous No.58068272]

>he isn't short the obvious WORX scam
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58068278]

>>58067950
>-1300
It's over for me

[Anonymous No.58068293]

>>58068023
Retard, inflation is not the issue. That pumps our bags. The issue is what the Fed will do in response to inflation. And since inflation will never go away, they can respond until their overlords have achieved their goals. Hint, their goals are not good and involve a massive crash with orange man in office.

[Anonymous No.58068297]

>>58068073
It's going to 600 bro

[Anonymous No.58068300]

>>58068253
volatility

[Anonymous No.58068303]

>>58068272
literally no news whatsoever. just a Dicksword pump and dump ripe for the pickings. Imagine not shorting this piece of shit

[Anonymous No.58068306]

>>58068293
>their goals are not good and involve a massive crash with orange man in office.
Man I wish you /pol/ tier schizos would just fuck off and never come back.

[Anonymous No.58068308]

Are we shorting Reddit on the 21st?

[Anonymous No.58068313]

>Military-Industrial-Playground Complex

[Anonymous No.58068312]

>>58068150
My ex also ate away my stuff without asking

[Anonymous No.58068314]

Fine
I’m reformed
Just bought moar JEPI
Haven’t felt this alive since the 60’s man!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58068326]

>bot market
>bot thread
>bot life

[Anonymous No.58068332]

>>58068326
my bot can kick your bot's ass

[Anonymous No.58068333]

>>58068270
Shill (glowie) detected- you know the internet exists right? your lies to yourself and others will be the blood on your own hands- you lying coward.

[Anonymous No.58068335]

>>58068306
Seethe. Did a Bobo/doomer/chud fuck your wife or something 11pbtid?

[Anonymous No.58068336]

>>58068326
many such cases

[Anonymous No.58068349]

AMD isn't looking so hot.

[Anonymous No.58068354]

>>58068306
one day you'll learn.

[Anonymous No.58068359]

why dont more people trade futures, it superior to spy in everyway
>take advantage of over night moves
>futures options give you even more power to hedge
>trade both underlying and futures 23 hours a day 6 days a week

[Anonymous No.58068361]

uuuhhhhh semislurpersisters???

[Anonymous No.58068363]

>>58068349
looks like a penny stock pump and dump on the daily wtf is this market

[Anonymous No.58068367]

>>58068306
>Thinking politics doesn't play a role in the most corrupted and controlled market outside of china (for now).

this is a bot right?

[Anonymous No.58068369]

>>58068094
>>58068297
Slurp or forever be left behind

[Anonymous No.58068371]

>>58068354
>>58068335
>>58068333
I mean come the fuck on, these are like carbon copies of posts from 2022. You fucking doomer retards are LITERALLY ALWAYS WRONG. That is the single most consistent thing I've noticed after being here for half a decade.

[Anonymous No.58068374]

>>58068313
They're all over the place where I grew up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58068378]

>>58068335
It was probably all three back to back to back while 11pbtid watched from the chair in the corner.

[Anonymous No.58068382]

any person emphasizing a point in all caps is either a shill or a troon

[Anonymous No.58068384]

>>58068369
famous last words

[Anonymous No.58068385]

>Got laid off
>my mom immediately told me "you should try day trading full time for a few months before you look for a new job :) "
I love my mom but man, she might have too much faith in me. The worst part is that I AM going to try it.
>>58068308
Pretty sure options aren't available until a month after IPO this time. Besides, it's gonna be hard to make any profit since everyone knows the stocks' a dog. Shit is guaranteed to plummet, it's not like we have some hidden insight about how shitarded reddit is, mainstream articles are already saying the same. But for all that, I believe I will buy a put for the memes.
>>58068314
I got a big JEPI position but almost regret it... It's a fuck of a lot better than cash but still, should have got QQQ or something instead. Techs unstoppable march is such that I end up singing the blues over any other holding.

[Anonymous No.58068386]

>>58068303
Entry was $4.01, just covered at $3.16. WORX literary free money

[Anonymous No.58068390]

Bluh…bluh..Bloodbath

[Anonymous No.58068393]

>>58068306
>11pbtid

Can that be a new slur for shills/bots/glowies? It is for me now.

[Anonymous No.58068394]

>total account theta of +52.6

[Anonymous No.58068395]

>>58068268
I have a higher winrate in Valorant when I am standing rather than sitting

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58068400]

>>58068385
>>Got laid off
Which sector?

[Anonymous No.58068403]

When to catch the falling HNRG knife?
Surely coal will always be relevant.

[Anonymous No.58068404]

>>58068394
this guy lmao

[Anonymous No.58068405]

>>58068359
>why dont more people trade futures
blink
>ANNND its gone.

[Anonymous No.58068406]

>>58068385
>Pretty sure options aren't available until a month after IPO this time
wait what

[Anonymous No.58068408]

>>58068332
my bot wants to be your bot's fren

[Anonymous No.58068410]

>>58068395
>playing ESGslop

[Anonymous No.58068413]

>>58068394
Looks like that captain from tintin

[Anonymous No.58068420]

>>58068395
Funny how that works. I have an easier time understanding languages I'm less fluent in when I'm standing up rather than sitting down. Like I'll be sitting and can't understand a word of Spanish but I stand up and can understand everything I'm hearing. I'm sure there's some physiological reason for this

[Anonymous No.58068421]

>>58067950
i'm down 0.17% and its because of the stupid meme stocks i own like LAAC, BGI, NYCB

[Anonymous No.58068425]

>>58068371
you're like a baby
Don't worry the biz > pol super highway is quite fast.
not as fast as the x > pol interchange tho.

[Anonymous No.58068430]

>>58068326
I'm not bot, I swear

[Anonymous No.58068439]

>>58068408
My bot might get jealous bro so have to keep it on the dl

[Anonymous No.58068441]

>>58068385
Same bro. You gotta learn to day trade tho

[Anonymous No.58068444]

TSLA may have actually bottomed.

[Anonymous No.58068446]

>>58068369
The unfortunate truth. buying every dip is the true doomer move

[Anonymous No.58068449]

Bobo? You sure you're ok?

[Anonymous No.58068450]

>>58068369
No wonder that chink sold his shares at the top.

[Anonymous No.58068451]

>>58068403
TA/Political climate says Entry is 2.40 to 2.70.
But who the hell knows
I’m not much into burning coal myself
More of a silver guy
Good luck based carbon fren

[Anonymous No.58068452]

>>58068371
I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Joe's got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

[Anonymous No.58068457]

>>58068446
this is true my optimism disgusts me

[Anonymous No.58068460]

>>58068444
>TSLA may have actually bottomed.

[Anonymous No.58068461]

SOXLSISTERS???

[Anonymous No.58068462]

>>58068444
what if there is a recession? what did the fomc say? not american
i want to buy the MSTR crash, im adding shares, this will explode once BTC keeps going

[Anonymous No.58068465]

>>58068382
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.58068468]

Wow lmfao you know /smg/ is full of the most retarded bears imaginable when you get called a shill for pointing out the simple fact that bears are literally always wrong in the long run. Allowing doomer retards to overrun this place was a fucking mistake.

[Anonymous No.58068475]

I am struggling so hard. Badly suffering to pay for tuition. Can someone help me with $2k if possible?

[Anonymous No.58068477]

>>58068371
If you've been here a decade.....Which of us are you stalking here. 2007fag here and this is the most dishonest thing I've seen here. /pol is literally always right.

[Anonymous No.58068480]

BTC sisters?

[Anonymous No.58068483]

>>58068462
FOMC is tomorrow. Rates will not go up, small chance they go down, most likely status quo.

[Anonymous No.58068487]

>>58068465
there's always an exception to the rule

[Anonymous No.58068490]

i told you

[Anonymous No.58068491]

>>58068461
...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58068495]

>>58068468
lol, companies go bankrupt all the fucking time even in good economies, bears can eat forever you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.58068509]

June rate cut
Line go up
Biden gets in
Biden dies
Line go down
War
Rebuild
Bugs
Pods
Chemical smiles all around
Profit?

[Anonymous No.58068510]

>>58068468
seething permabull

[Anonymous No.58068511]

>>58068468
HODL

[Anonymous No.58068522]

>>58068487
KEK
E
K

[Anonymous No.58068521]

>>58068477
>can't read
>posts /pol/ nonsense
Wow color me shocked

>>58068510
>>58068511
The real shills lol

[Anonymous No.58068525]

>>58068452
fuck off, you made me laugh again at this

[Anonymous No.58068527]

>>58068483
so basically, markets will pump?
or still fear recesion? the fuck

[Anonymous No.58068530]

>>58068452
>we're standing up on the world stage again.
The fuck does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.58068531]

NVDA will go green on the day and close with a beautiful hammer candle. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.58068534]

>>58067767
>>58068451
Are you gonna explain yourself?

[Anonymous No.58068538]

>Soxs +5.57%
>Soxl -6.62%


Does the relationship between ES/SPX or SPY change or is always fixed in a proportional manner?

[Anonymous No.58068545]

>>58068527
Sorry anon I have filled my daily quota of responding to ESL posts.

[Anonymous No.58068557]

>>58068475
Do a triple backflip into the Ganges river and i might sendo you 50

[Anonymous No.58068559]

>>58068468
he's only 6 he has yet to feel pain desu
there's no helping naivete. just like there's no helping seeing ghosts of those lost warriors of days past.

[Anonymous No.58068589]

>>58068495
Is AT&T going out of business in the room with you now?

[Anonymous No.58068591]

>>58068400
IBM just purged a ton of employees in their annual mass layoffs, I was one of them. Tons of dudes I know got smoked,
going out the door with a severance package and a polite apology. It's not the end of the world, but of course it sucks to lose a relatively chill, high-paying job.
>>58068527
Powell has been steadfast on avoiding dumps. I wish he'd been more hawkish on controlling inflation but he's been very much a pussy. (Which is understandable)
Dollars to donuts he will
>Do exactly what the people expect
>Briefly acknowledge economic troubles while promising the economy is solid (promise!) while pointing out how discretionary spending and jobs and shit still look good to quell any recession talk. Because that's what he's been doing every single time.

[Anonymous No.58068596]

>>58068591
I used to work there. That company is shit.

[Anonymous No.58068607]

>>58068538
its got the tightest spreads but theres always goons on the look out for an arb
back in like 2012 there was some finance company that drilled through a mountain to lay some fiber and conduit to cut 2 miles off the trip from cme exchange to the nyse
cost them 2 billion or something.

[Anonymous No.58068608]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58068620]

>>58067405
I just went from 25 percent equity to 40 percent.
Watch it now finally drop for the rest of the month

[Anonymous No.58068624]

>>58068589
att has gone out of business several times.

[Anonymous No.58068641]

NVDA financial analyst Q&A
https://video.ibm.com/GTC-Financial-Analyst-QA

[Anonymous No.58068649]

Mid-wit here:
Lets take a survey (no bots allowed)
>If Pelosi sells her NVDA options (she is up 100% as of now) will you be more inclined to:
>Buy NVDA
>Sell NVDA
>Do nothing

Extra points for why

[Anonymous No.58068654]

>>58068596
Yeah but they gave me six figures and three weeks of vacation, and the work was easy. The company makes a lot of bad decisions (cutting all our talent in favor of Indians being the latest), but it was still a cushy job.

[Anonymous No.58068657]

>>58068405
if you already know how to trade moving to futures makes the most sense you dont even need as big of a move to make the same money so your strat that works should work there too but be aware there are bigger wicks and shit than spy I love it

[Anonymous No.58068659]

Loving this tape from a bearish perspective. Technicals are back at shit levels and the recent RRP injection did nothing but halt another red day into a crab which still broke the trend. Today bulls has to end 1-1.5% or get fucked in the coming days.

[Anonymous No.58068662]

>>58068641
I was bullish, but this music has made me bearish.

[Anonymous No.58068666]

>>58068624
I hope it continues to go out of business so I can keep selling covered calls

[Anonymous No.58068669]

who told me to buy LAAC? thanks. love the doomers too >strong downward trend. kek idiot.

[Anonymous No.58068672]

In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a economic-ecosystem that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless positive feedback loop. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Bull Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Bull Run would look like.

Through my PhD research I believe cryptocurrency may be entering the early stages of a Golden Bull Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of wealth - as the system generates tangible wealth rather than just moving it around.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the stock market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Bull Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of cryptocurrency means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

[Anonymous No.58068679]

>>58068641
I'm considering masturbating while watching this livestream

[Anonymous No.58068683]

>>58068649
Not give any fucks at all
>why
Not NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58068688]

How much more will AMD drop?

[Anonymous No.58068704]

>>58068654
It's been Indian Business Machines for a while now. Most people while I was there were just pretending to work.

[Anonymous No.58068721]

>he wasn't holding USOI on today's ex div

[Anonymous No.58068725]

>>58068545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k7pdsd24Io

[Anonymous No.58068759]

>>58068688
I am looking at 121 as entry point.

[Anonymous No.58068766]

buy signal

[Anonymous No.58068767]

I'm cashing out, going to buy some shiny rocks.

[Anonymous No.58068768]

>>58068669
Good luck, bro. Wishing you gainz

[Anonymous No.58068771]

I recently had a eureka moment. Bobos exist for the sole purpose of transferring their money into my account. It's the only thing that explains their actions. Think about it: someone's got to lose in order for the rest of us to win. That's what bobos are for. And the best part is you can tell them this directly to their face and they won't change a thing. In fact if anything they'll become even more bobo. It's like they've been programmed by some wonderful and irresistible force to feed us money. I for one love bobo and I hope they never change. Thank you bobo.

[Anonymous No.58068780]

S&P WENT GREEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.58068784]

Brandon is flying to Arizona to personally pump all INTCel bags.

[Anonymous No.58068787]

>SMCI faggots got diluted

[Anonymous No.58068790]

>>58068641
>delayed

[Anonymous No.58068801]

NVDA short squeeze this Friday

[Anonymous No.58068818]

NVDA pump video has started

[Anonymous No.58068821]

Here we go

[Anonymous No.58068822]

>>58068790
It's up now.

[Anonymous No.58068824]

>GME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58068829]

>>58068771
Not how it works. It's Mumus

[Anonymous No.58068832]

>bears starve bulls thrive
TQQQ her i come baby all in.

[Anonymous No.58068853]

>>58068821
>please clap

[Anonymous No.58068856]

>>58068824
Blows my mind that people are STILL all-in on it, treating their bags with kind of a religious reverence. Big ups to the people who made money, but man, they hoovered up a lot of credulous retards too and absolutely ruined all online stock discussion for a few months. Lots of good forums entered an Eternal September after all the new blood rushed in.

[Anonymous No.58068858]

>>58068818

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58068861]

>>58068829
mumus literally just paint the tape up until some jew decides its time to take the profits and then everybody is yelling at bobo, but it's actually the fucking jew's fault for taking profits.

[Anonymous No.58068868]

>>58068853
Its insane how realistic your life is through the omniverse in the apple vision pro

[Anonymous No.58068882]

>>58068818
Rxrx and soun please moon

[Anonymous No.58068891]

SNOW at the sneed line. If it holds its gonna bounce to the feed line at 235

[Anonymous No.58068898]

ACCELERATE

[Anonymous No.58068907]

>chat gpt is cost effective

[Anonymous No.58068909]

>>58068898

[Anonymous No.58068911]

TOKENS

[Anonymous No.58068914]

>>58068787
Back to 350 we go

[Anonymous No.58068918]

>>58068771
1 buyer + 1 seller = 1 trade-crab
2 buyers+ 1 seller= 1 trade-bull
1buyer+2sellers=1trade-bear

I think there must be two parties to make an exchange.....Perhaps they're both necessary.

[Anonymous No.58068925]

>>58068882
invest while its on sale.
It may never be this cheap again

[Anonymous No.58068941]

This guys jacket makes him look like a faggot who was bullied his whole life and thinks this makes him look manly...

[Anonymous No.58068950]

>>58068925
Already have.
Biggest losers for me is LUNR (I was retarded but learned my lesson) and BBAI

[Anonymous No.58068954]

>>58068941
imagine when he takes it off.
his wife and daughter make him wear it

[Anonymous No.58068957]

>>58068918
>Perhaps they're both necessary.
Laughs in PPT

[Anonymous No.58068976]

why does no one talk NATGAS? it looks bottoming, right now.

[Anonymous No.58068984]

>>58068954
>his wife and daughter make him wear it
good point- he has to wear it when he fucks his wife cuz she has a fonzy kink.

[Anonymous No.58068989]

>>58068976
Farts.

[Anonymous No.58068995]

>>58068941
It doesn't?

[Anonymous No.58069006]

NETWORKING IS IMPORTANT
>CISCO CHADS RISE UP
CISCO CHADS RISE UP
>CISCO CHADS RISE UP
CISCO CHADS RISE UP
>CISCO CHADS RISE UP
CISCO CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.58069015]

>>58069006
Ethernet sucks for AI

[Anonymous No.58069024]

Bros I’m not making money

[Anonymous No.58069025]

>>58068995
only to other faggots- bully sees him in that he is going take it along with his shoes.

[Anonymous No.58069029]

>>58069015
Terabit ethernet.

[Anonymous No.58069033]

new
>>58069030
>>58069030
>>58069030

[Anonymous No.58069305]

>>58068521
NVDA DIAMOND HANDS HODL COOL IT WITH THE ANTI-SEMETIC REMARKS CRYKE

[Anonymous No.58069979]

>>58068976
>bottoming
>while my existing position is still green
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[Anonymous No.58071020]

>>58067416
Cathie buying back in would seal it.