/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58058742]

Yukari edtion
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

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[Anonymous No.58058763]

DABBING ROBOTS

[Anonymous No.58058765]

Where is the Tesla bot??? the heck!

[Anonymous No.58058767]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.58058779]

NVDIA WON

[Anonymous No.58058783]

AGI ACHIEVED

[Anonymous No.58058790]

This must be why your buddy said Adobe and Disney

[Anonymous No.58058794]

They have cute small robots, I'm sold

[Anonymous No.58058795]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58058797]

will AI solve lithium mining in argentina tho?

[Anonymous No.58058799]

>>58058742
Is this a motherfucking falling wedge, bros?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wedge.asp

[Anonymous No.58058800]

>Character select screen, but real

[Anonymous No.58058804]

Finally, an AI robot to jerk me off while I play through my hentai games.

[Anonymous No.58058806]

Can you give us some coom moves?

[Anonymous No.58058812]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58058818]

>green is not compliant

[Anonymous No.58058820]

>my first natural instict is to kill the little robots
this is not good guys

[Anonymous No.58058829]

oh no a hunter killer fax machine

[Anonymous No.58058835]

>>58058820
Thats because of Disney injecting a demon into it.

[Anonymous No.58058838]

>another plz laugh moment

[Anonymous No.58058840]

>>58058799
yeah but it'll have a fake breakout just far enough to make you lose money

[Anonymous No.58058841]

AI SEXBOTS ARE HERE
HOW DO I SHORT WOMEN?

[Anonymous No.58058842]

LITTLE GUYS

[Anonymous No.58058847]

AMDsisters... our response?

[Anonymous No.58058860]

>>58058742
the future of warfare is here

[Anonymous No.58058868]

OH FUCK WATCH OUT

[Anonymous No.58058869]

tech bloodbath incoming

[Anonymous No.58058870]

DIS might be a nice slurp if people are like "durp Nvidia Disney collab robots and shit" it is still pretty cheap you can see 130 pretty quickly assuming people care I dunno.

[Anonymous No.58058871]

>>58058797
of course

[Anonymous No.58058880]

>>58058767
I know. First they get all giggly and teary and feed you. Then they unceremoniously kick you out of the warmth, pay a guy to slap you on the ass, and then get picky as to when they give you weird flavored yellow juice from their chest.
After that, it's all down hill, going so far as to make you bathe yourself.
And then, oh, this is the biggest insult, all you want is to put a little finger in them,and they make it all like
>oh, you better not or I'll have you arrested!
>oh, you better give me a ring!
And then you do, and they give the finger hole to another person, just to kick him out too.

[Anonymous No.58058886]

>one more thing

[Anonymous No.58058888]

why did he type that command instead of saying it

[Anonymous No.58058892]

>>58058888
Checked

[Anonymous No.58058893]

>one more thing
its a comma 3x competitor that doesnt use openpilot

[Anonymous No.58058899]

>>58058847
die

[Anonymous No.58058909]

cringe

[Anonymous No.58058914]

This space ship movie reminds me of the old regal cinema clip they used to show before the movie starts

[Anonymous No.58058917]

that was pog

[Anonymous No.58058918]

AI powered A/C
now we're cooling with Gas

[Anonymous No.58058919]

>>58058909
yes, kino

[Anonymous No.58058924]

ANIME JENSEN

[Anonymous No.58058927]

>>58058840
This is actually a bullish pattern. But not yet

[Anonymous No.58058932]

they're selling the news

[Anonymous No.58058935]

I hope JPOW brings back the ghost of Volker and nukes the market this week

500 bps let's go

[Anonymous No.58058940]

i just remembered i recently uninstalled nvidia's software on my pc because it was always running in the background telling me to update worthless shit AND logging me out ALL the time and everytime i had to reset password lmao

[Anonymous No.58058942]

>>58058918
ai will rename JumboShrimp, and know why.

[Anonymous No.58058946]

Dumping on NO FUCKING NEWS.

[Anonymous No.58058952]

>>58058880
yep

[Anonymous No.58058958]

>>58058932
>>58058946

>I was robbed by j...
woah woah WOAH! /smg/ is a neutral thread

[Anonymous No.58058961]

>>58058946
Well, precisely, this rally was insane and needed some very big news to keep it going. Wouldn't be surprised of -5% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58058970]

>>58058946
Good, cheapies for me.

[Anonymous No.58058974]

GOD I LOVE NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.58058975]

>>58058946
Have a great GTC

[Anonymous No.58058976]

>I will risk it all
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58058994]

>>58058946
Yes that's the point.
Sell the news retard.
No news?
Sell harder
Nvidiots gonna see this drop to 700 real quick
Buy MU puts if you have the balls

[Anonymous No.58058993]

>>58058976
they're going to name ...
naw.

[Anonymous No.58058995]

>>58058974
>>58058975
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58058997]

>>58058946
>imagine believing news has anything to do with it
remember, we told you so

[Anonymous No.58058999]

>>58058961
Well that'll pay the 25k I need to get my margin back

[Anonymous No.58059005]

>>58058940
I unironically don't understand why they do this.

[Anonymous No.58059010]

>>58058946
no worries. jensen may be cheesy but he's a very competent and ai is unironically a new paradigm with nvidia the most to benefit

[Anonymous No.58059017]

guys... i don't feel so good... is the hype over?

[Anonymous No.58059034]

>>58059005
pretty sure nobody would have thought you were being ironic, or even trying.
unironically.

[Anonymous No.58059045]

>>58058997
SOXSisters we're back
SOXLsissies hold on to your butts

[Anonymous No.58059050]

[Anonymous No.58059063]

>>58058995
coordinated shilling confirmed

[Anonymous No.58059071]

>>58059010

[Anonymous No.58059078]

>>58059005
>>58059034
it's also spamming commericals for video games. and the password has to be 12 characters long with special symbols and capital letters and numbers, to access bloat trash dog cunt bitch shit - otherwise it's a big error

[Anonymous No.58059088]

*pop*

[Anonymous No.58059090]

Am I crazy or is Boeing just about ripe?

[Anonymous No.58059094]

>>58058782
uhhh...qrd???

[Anonymous No.58059099]

Unironically zero reason to be selling NVDA right now, it's actually kind of ridiculous. Dumb fucking retail somehow always gets it wrong but won't shut the fuck up about it for like a month.

[Anonymous No.58059101]

>>58059090
Maybe a few percent left to vent, but we gaan.

[Anonymous No.58059103]

>>58059078
>and the password has to be 12 characters long with special symbols and capital letters and numbers
If you're not sacrificing a small warmblooded animal to change your password, your accounts just aren't safe.
What's that? You had capslock on and typed the letter 1 key over in the dark at 2am?
I'm so sorry, you're going to have to call our customer service line. Our hours of operation are Monday from 9 to 9:15 AM and March 8th, 2024.
If you'd like more help, please log into your account on our website...

[Anonymous No.58059114]

>>58059063
AI can manage your money

[Anonymous No.58059130]

>>58059114
AI may monage your chunny.

[Anonymous No.58059131]

>>58059090
>Boeing
No. Yes. Now that people are trying to stop the truth from being found out, I see no reason why it couldn't go to $120. The guy literally said, "It's not suicide." It was on the local cable news. That was the YouTube headline. They're toast. Or they better be, as a company. They better be fixed. I think it's injustice but there's no reason they couldn't fall to $120 without someone coming in to save them.

That's like what, $10 per share?

[Anonymous No.58059133]

>>58058782
cheese futures trade from 4-6 m-f
/BJJ

[Anonymous No.58059135]

>>58059099
>he thinks retail is dumping
Lol retail is still buying 1000c expiring this month

[Anonymous No.58059154]

>>58059135
>options markets are closed, but trust me bro

[Anonymous No.58059168]

amazing

[Anonymous No.58059169]

Food stocks are looking pretty discounted rn, thoughts on CAG and the like?

[Anonymous No.58059173]

>>58059099
for profit maybe ? silly if you have not taken some by this point.

[Anonymous No.58059183]

>>58059154

[Anonymous No.58059196]

>>58059017
Complete the following fun puzzle:
>____ the rumor
>____ the news

[Anonymous No.58059199]

>>58059168
Good thing I sold

[Anonymous No.58059205]

>>58059196
>fuck the rumor
>kill the news

[Anonymous No.58059207]

>>58059183
election stagnation ?

[Anonymous No.58059211]

>>58059205
I'm sorry, that's incorrect, h tr0On.

[Anonymous No.58059215]

>>58059196
>Buy
>Buy

[Anonymous No.58059217]

>>58058782
wood pulp trades
/VL

[Anonymous No.58059221]

>>58059196
Dot plot is the rumor
3/20 is the news.

[Anonymous No.58059242]

>>58059215
>SOXL to the Moon Apes!

[Anonymous No.58059243]

How long before all the companies get STDs from the woodstock of AI

[Anonymous No.58059257]

>>58059243
AI-DS won't even exist for another 10 years, they'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.58059268]

>>58059242
What are you, a coward? Youll cowards.

[Anonymous No.58059269]

>>58059103
>>58059078
>>58058940
Also the password shit is retarded because it doesn't make it more secure. Any competent backend will hash the password. Granted, some inputs are more common, but forcing me to change it every 3 months makes it less secure because I'm going to fucking forget it and physically write it down. Even worse is Computershare, your password is a fucking PIN. As in, 8-12 digits long. I have a very memorable number I know but it's 13 digits so I can't use it, so now I have to fragment my memory further. ITS A BUNCH OF NUMBERS ITS NOT EVEN SECURE FUCK YOU

Also I got an email from Subway this week. I live in (((Canada))) and registered a gift card to my online account. It said I placed an order (by giftcard) in fucking California. I think we just had the same email address, or our giftcards were the same number series in both regions and I got dinged. I tried to call the store but they didn't pick up and I'll have to eat a $5 long distance calling charge. Tried to log into the website but it just kept hanging. I couldn't even contact customer support their website is so broken, could barely log in

[Anonymous No.58059273]

Tarot reading later tonigt on Boeing futures?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA44FFi95PA

[Anonymous No.58059317]

>>58059269
Canadians still have long distance fees? America hasnt had those in decades. We also have unlimited sms and minutes0

[Anonymous No.58059322]

>>58059317
I was paying $40/mo for 500 mb until last year

[Anonymous No.58059345]

>>58059221
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERS are the RUUUUMOOOOOOR
and
JEEEEEEEEEEWS are the NEEEEEW
EEEWS

[Anonymous No.58059360]

>>58059322
I’ve have unlimited data, sms, and minutes since 2007 when I got the first iphone. Still have long distance fees back then though. Now I can call pretty much anywhere on earth for free with T-mobile

[Anonymous No.58059389]

Did they pick the best or worst time to put this out?

[Anonymous No.58059394]

>>58059360
Now that I've upgraded my plan I get 40 gb/mo with rollover data. I use maybe 5 in a month since I piggyback off wifi. Canadian phone companies (namely Rogers and Bell) gouge a disgusting amount

[Anonymous No.58059408]

Reddit's IPO is on Thursday. Are we shorting?

[Anonymous No.58059438]

>>58059408
You can't short an IPO for 30 days, I thought

[Anonymous No.58059437]

>decay is meme bro
>you should hold leveraged ETFs long term bro lmao

[Anonymous No.58059457]

>>58059437
I sure am glad I got to hold the newly-issued NVDL since the early 2000s when the market bottom was, and didn't sell it even though it was initially flat for a few years!

[Anonymous No.58059467]

>>58059457
yes I am retardo

[Anonymous No.58059476]

>>58059408
>we
All I give any fucks about are what will NATGAS AND OIL be doing that day. Anything else is GAY but any attention on reddit either way is MEGAULTRAGAY. Imagine having them living RENT FREE.

[Anonymous No.58059532]

Reddit X3 Bear ETF when

[Anonymous No.58059612]

I can't wait to become a partial owner of Reddit. Best ipo of my lifetime

[Anonymous No.58059619]

I don't quite see Jetsons helping increase ARM's market share with a few hundred disney robots (of which one of them seemed broken on stage no matter how many times he told 'Green' to come here)
BYD's self driving cars have been using Jetson already right? I don't know much about BYD
Arm up or Arm down?

[Anonymous No.58059634]

>>58059612
they have never made a profit in any year. they needed to have done that 15 years ago now its just embarrassing and during an election year is so desperate

[Anonymous No.58059682]

>>58058799
>SOXX
I wouldn't read too much into it. The weights on every semi ETF I checked don't match the market caps. NVDA should be 50% not 10%.
>https://www.ishares.com/us/products/239705/ishares-phlx-semiconductor-etf/
>https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/semiconductors/

[Anonymous No.58059716]

Sooooo we all agree to DCA into SOXS for the next few months?

[Anonymous No.58059782]

>>58059716
>not buying SOXS LEAPS

[Anonymous No.58059788]

previous thread word cloud

[Anonymous No.58059792]

If I were to store all my capital in physical silver, that'd make me rodent tier intelligence, right

[Anonymous No.58059841]

>>58059792
>Not diversified

[Anonymous No.58059866]

>>58059788
>Jackson cheese
>recycle gay oil
>Blackstop
>Chairman Disney
>capital football
where is NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.58059872]

today i was a god trader

> sell goog pop @ open 200%
> hmm SPY looking chunky
> buy weekly puts around 10am
> spy does an uh oh stinky into close

[Anonymous No.58059903]

>>58059788
I don't see NIGGERS AND JEWS in there. Maybe I am just missing them. I do see NIGGER but not NIGGERS. I must not have been in it. I don't see NATGAS AND OIL either. What a pathetic showing. FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.58059920]

>>58059788
make one for this thread too

[Anonymous No.58059924]

>NVDA
uh oh, stinky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

[Anonymous No.58059946]

>>58059903
let me contribute to this thread's word cloud with
NIGGERS
AND
JEWS

[Anonymous No.58059967]

>>58059792
wrong. Silver is more valuable than fiat. an ounce of fiat at a valuation 1$ American dollar is 28. An ounce of silver at a valuation of 1$ American is 25$ before premiums. 1 ounce of gold is 2,150$. It would take 85 silver ounces to reach that. While it would take 76 ounces of American paper fiat to get 1 ounce of gold. Now this may sound like rodent tier intelligence BUT now take the word "American" and turn it into any other country. NOW all of a sudden you are tits up because silver is a universal financial tool used to hedge against inflation in the same way stocks are used to hedge against inflation.

[Anonymous No.58059983]

>>58059946
I'm already feeling a little bad that my post here >>58059345 isn't going to add to the NIGGERS AND JEWS weighting.

[Anonymous No.58059984]

>>58059920
here ya go

[Anonymous No.58059987]

>>58059792
>all
diversify with a little Bitcoin and some children for the perfect mix.

[Anonymous No.58060007]

>>58059984
>sorry buying natgas
based

[Anonymous No.58060021]

>>58059866
>>58059903
>nigger-kind

[Anonymous No.58060027]

>>58059984
thanks

[Anonymous No.58060039]

>>58059792
yes. never all in anything. I like silver but golds better, I don't expect a huge return, its mostly to have something physical to play with desu and pass on to kids

[Anonymous No.58060050]

pearls before swine

[Anonymous No.58060059]

>>58059788
sorry price makes company money

[Anonymous No.58060062]

>nvdia 869 as of right now
:S

[Anonymous No.58060063]

shut up
fuck you
don't tell me what to buy
you can't make me have profit

[Anonymous No.58060067]

>>58059984
what the fuck /smg/ why is nigger so small? I'm investing in nigger calls for next thread. nigger better be up by then I can't take anymore losses on nigger this week.

[Anonymous No.58060077]

>>58060062
what a double top holy shit

[Anonymous No.58060081]

>>58059946
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.58060087]

>this time it's different
>it's not like the dot com bubble
>today's mega cap tech stocks have lots of cash and strong balance sheets
Why is everyone conveniently forgetting META tanked -70% when they invested in VR?

[Anonymous No.58060101]

>>58060087
meta is owned by the government, they will be fine.

[Anonymous No.58060120]

>>58060062
there is a whole week of presentations
RXRX on Wednesday
https://www.nvidia.com/gtc/session-catalog/?search=Ben%20Mabey&tab.allsessions=1700692987788001F1cG#/session/1696288628595001O15y
I hope Jenson putting them on the TV for a few seconds is enough for a pop up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58060124]

$AAPL
sell to open
vertical call at strike/may
when underlying hits 180

[Anonymous No.58060134]

Thank you, NVDA.

[Anonymous No.58060163]

>>58060062
it was above 920. the hype is pretty much dead. it's literally over

[Anonymous No.58060198]

Going from up 4.7% to down 1.7% on a day with unironically only good news is absolutely absurd. I cannot fucking wait for all the people shorting here to be wailing in a month or two.

[Anonymous No.58060224]

>>58060198
you can still come out green anon
sell now while you can

NIGGER

[Anonymous No.58060229]

>>58060077
>>58060163
What I need to see is a daily candle close below 864, that's a pretty solid support. It's very possible the second top hasn't quite formed yet and people are waiting for FOMC on Wednesday to decide what to do.
But I can pretty well guarantee that if it trends down a bit more, rallies back up to 900-950 and gets rejected, it's fucking over and we're crashing

[Anonymous No.58060231]

>>58060120
I hope they all fucking kill themselves by showing people what they're doing
nigger

[Anonymous No.58060239]

I have weekly puts and Nvidia is going to make sure they print. Smug Nvidia bag holders will perish at the hands of the Bobo

[Anonymous No.58060246]

>>58060229
if we get a triple top I'm selling my car to short the market

[Anonymous No.58060248]

>>58058779
I told you NVDA is a fortress.

[Anonymous No.58060306]

>>58060120
Rxrx is going to 17 dollars, it's in a strong uptrend. Now SOUN? I have no idea

[Anonymous No.58060309]

>>58060198
>it's da noooooos!
open your eyes

[Anonymous No.58060322]

>>58060231
Kek, I watched it for like 10 seconds thinking "He's going to hit the pipe and fucking wreck shit and it'll be great" ... and then I realized

>>58060246
>>58060239
>>58060248
NVDA is very prolific and is the kind of stock where hedge funds and big players will dump the top and exit at maximum profit while it comes tumbling down. Whether that happens tomorrow, in a month, or in a year is anyone's guess, but it's good to watch resistance around the high

[Anonymous No.58060336]

>>58060248
Pls get kramer to say the line

[Anonymous No.58060354]

>>58060198
open your eyes man.

[Anonymous No.58060376]

>>58060229
>Muh completely arbitrary levels
One of the most retarded ways to trade

>>58060309
>>58060354
I see a company making future tech that people are throwing money at. Zero reason to be bearish.

Bears are so fucking cocky it's actually pathetic. It would be one thing if you actually had any real reason to be bearish but right now you just sound like the bitter fags who shorted the 2020 bottom.

[Anonymous No.58060383]

>>58060229
It's going to 700-600

[Anonymous No.58060385]

Is NVDA going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58060398]

>>58060385
Kek

[Anonymous No.58060405]

>>58058742
>Live Bloomberg stream:
>Taking financial advice from a head of lettuce
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.58060409]

>>58060248
Maybe so mumu.. but even fortresses can fall down...

[Anonymous No.58060418]

>>58059792
Physical silver is a horrible investment. The going all in isn't a problem. Going all in on Bitcoin anytime in the past 5 years would've been great. Silver isn't valuable.

[Anonymous No.58060430]

>Elon Musk defends ketamine use as "good for his shareholders"
kek wtf

[Anonymous No.58060432]

I wanna buy cybersec calls.
AI is clearly a fucking meme.
Only thing its good for is telling you it cannot give you financial advice and helping you fix code

[Anonymous No.58060445]

>>58060376
>I see a company making future tech that people are throwing money at. Zero reason to be bearish.
>Bears are so fucking cocky it's actually pathetic. It would be one thing if you actually had any real reason to be bearish but right now you just sound like the bitter fags who shorted the 2020 bottom.
You got close to 4x in a year, do you expect this to keep rising indefinitely just because "muh ai, muh chips"? NVDA is a great company, an AMAZING company, but that doesn't mean it should go up every day. If you really believe in NVDA, just keep buying stock and come back in a 5-10 years, you will most likely make a nice profit. Meanwhile, I'll wait for a significant correction to sloorp.

[Anonymous No.58060449]

>>58060418
Silver is on the Periodic Table of Elements and Bitcoin, like SafeMoon or ShibaInu Coin, isn't.

[Anonymous No.58060463]

>>58060449
>bitcoin like safemoon
is this bait?

[Anonymous No.58060515]

>>58060430
Good for my smallcap biotech investment

[Anonymous No.58060521]

>>58059196
BECLOWN the rumor
BEHEEM the news

[Anonymous No.58060543]

>>58060409
>Miguel Blurry
Yeah he once called a stock market crash 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.58060556]

>>58059268
that dude is bearish now, and is SICK AND TIRED of being misrepresented on memes

[Anonymous No.58060557]

sorry chud, should have bought ROOT, I told you

[Anonymous No.58060570]

>>58060409
SHORT EVERYTHING
t. BOBO BURRY

[Anonymous No.58060583]

>>58060463
The use-case is the same: pure speculation. 99.99% of people buy Link for the same reason as XRP as for Bitcoin. A digital Ponzi Scheme is aPonzi Scheme at the end of the day. At least with stocks you own a share of a real company, and with precious metals you own real assets that will still have value millions of years from now.

[Anonymous No.58060592]

>>58059682
I'm just looking at something. The way things line up. Remember this. SOXX $211. 2:00PM. FOMC Meeting. That's either the breakdown or the inflection point upward.

[Anonymous No.58060594]

>mfw I'm placing bearish trades with my mind using NVDA GPU technology

[Anonymous No.58060606]

>>58059788
>nigger kind better end
>try ass call

[Anonymous No.58060621]

what would it be needed for the dollar to be worth more than the euro?

[Anonymous No.58060630]

>have a lot of cash ready because i think the market is gonna crash
>fomo and buy in on a red day
>green the next day, sell it
>fomo again for like a week and buy again next time 2 red days
>up 1% at open the next day and sell again
i can't keep getting away with this, just fukkin shit already

[Anonymous No.58060640]

>>58060606
my broker just ass called me, what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.58060653]

>>58060376
It's not arbitrary, it's psychology. Look at it this way: You're a hedge fund or other large investor. You know that fundamentally, the company will keep doing well for 5, 10, 20 years, whatever. Right now, you have all these hype articles giving a lot of momentum and retail money entering the space. They are not disciplined, are easily shaken out, or ready to become perma bagholders.
Because they're new, they use beginner trading techniques like support/resistance levels, fib retracements, etc. As a consequence, this is where a lot of retail money is concentrated. Wouldn't you, as a big bank or institution, want to look at the order books and shake people out over and over again? That's what they do at these gathering points. Big tickers are subject to some manipulation, and especially at these psychological levels.
More experienced traders will use them as a starting point and look for trends to be confirmed or rejected, or follow a consistent strategy like DCAing or buying it in blocks, but only if it drops a certain percentage, etc. Of course most of them probably already knew where the stock was headed a decade ago and their cost basis is disgustingly low. But my point still stands, this is something that happens on every stock on every timeframe

[Anonymous No.58060655]

>>58060640
>"Buy TSLA", he whispered through his butt

[Anonymous No.58060671]

PANW worth slurping?

[Anonymous No.58060687]

>>58060671
no, Nancy, you fucked up

[Anonymous No.58060705]

>>58060687
I had money I made last month from shorting it. I think its unironically a buy at this level. But maybe CRWD is better idk

[Anonymous No.58060707]

I don't believe in love.

Faggot simps will get upset over this and I'm not even saying you can be married and monogamous. I'm just saying how many people are stuck in loveless marriages? You are fucking building a relationship on an emotion that burns out and fades to a woman who will stop giving you sex anyway, get old, manipulate the kids against you, and tell you after years spent taking care of her that she has earned the right to bitch at you. On top of that every man knows being in a relationship with a woman you love more than she loves you is a fucking recipe for disaster. Only faggot men think love is important.

[Anonymous No.58060713]

>>58060705
I don't know either, I'm just memeing

[Anonymous No.58060733]

>>58060707
I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers.

[Anonymous No.58060745]

>>58060543
And? What's to say he couldn't be right once again?

[Anonymous No.58060752]

>amd cpu
>nvidia gpu
>micron ram
>gigabyte ram
>western digital storage
>creative integrated dac
>realtek lan
>apple phone
the obvious answer is to short intel. why do they even still exist?

[Anonymous No.58060768]

>>58060752
>taiwan gets yeeted

[Anonymous No.58060810]

>>58060745
>Short everything
t. BOBO BURRY

[Anonymous No.58060812]

>>58060671
>>58060705
I bought PANW last week. I sold CRWD a few weeks ago and am waiting for a pullback before getting back in. They are both good and if I wasn't greedy I would just hodl.

[Anonymous No.58060840]

>>58060752
Intel is building a manufacturing facility is Israel so I think that they are chosen. Intel may get tons and tons of government gibs.

[Anonymous No.58060842]

>>58060812
Hmm okay. I think PANW calls look nice here. Premiums are kinda expensive though. I guess people are pricing in a big bounce

[Anonymous No.58060843]

>>58060707
Love is real and only broken people who don’t have secure attachment style (see: mary ainsworth attachment theory) due to failed mothers have issues with love

[Anonymous No.58060845]

the reason why everything goes up--millions of illegals per month

[Anonymous No.58060848]

>get scammed into buying RYCEY
>get scammed into buying NYCB
fugg

[Anonymous No.58060853]

There will never be another large stock market crash.

Crashes are caused by emotion. Panicked investors sell, causing more selling which escalates until there are no more sellers left in the market. However, there have been enough market crashes in history to see that statistically speaking you are better off leaving money in the market, and in fact continue to invest as normal, this is not a controversial opinion.

Not only this, but most large firms are extensively using AI and algorithms to determine weighting and positions, these are not beholden to emotion like people were in 1989 and 2000.

>what about 2020
That was a special case brought on by outside factors, also the market was being heavily manipulated by world governments.

Retail boomer investors will pull out at the first sign of weakness, but the educated investor and the real money makers will be buying every available dip. Small corrections are still likely as overvalued, overweight stocks get dumped when people realize the jig is up. But the idea of a massive, bottomed out crash happening again is unlikely, unless there is enormous outside influence.

[Anonymous No.58060858]

[Anonymous No.58060860]

>>58060752
>>58060752
by your powers combined, I am ________ !!!!!

[Anonymous No.58060866]

>>58060845
Worked well for Roman Empire

[Anonymous No.58060869]

>>58060848
RYCEY's been killing it, what are you talking about? Did you FOMO in literally 2 days ago or something?

[Anonymous No.58060882]

>>58060860
>I am ________ !!!!!
beclowned

[Anonymous No.58060886]

>>58060866
the roman empire was already a massive shithole on it´s own, migrants barely made an impact

[Anonymous No.58060896]

What happens Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.58060904]

>>58060866
Problem is value in most stuff is propped up by the U.S banking sector and dollars. Demographics are destiny and importing the third world will lower the productivity of american workers.

[Anonymous No.58060924]

>>58060843
Psychology is even more fake and gay than love

[Anonymous No.58060929]

>>58060842
Yes, the previous sell-off presents a good buy opportunity. You have support at the buy-in so you limit downside risk, but of course the whole market could fall overnight so don't get levered up.

[Anonymous No.58060930]

>>58060896

[Anonymous No.58060958]

>>58060653
>You know that fundamentally, the company will keep doing well for 5, 10, 20 years
No. If AI works in 5 years, then there is no reason to believe NVDA will sell a card in 2030.

[Anonymous No.58060968]

>>58060869
I'm just making up an excuse to call john r*cker a fat retard

[Anonymous No.58060979]

>>58058742
https://dexscreener.com/solana/jaj94ye1awstrkmv1pymkrgfqsrtpnzcgf8pydrwdchq

[Anonymous No.58060992]

>>58060979
i ain't clicking that shit nigga

[Anonymous No.58060993]

>>58060896
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1769855174275735597

>>58060930
Yeah, Bobo, they'll totally crash the economy and market to get Trump elected. Uh huh.

Jesus, man, it's not like Powell wants to get Boeing'd. He's gonna cut.

[Anonymous No.58060996]

>>58060929
Yeah I got a bunch of cash sidelined right now just in case but I don't think we'll see a huge dump. I think more likely we'll see a big semi rotation which will make people overexposed to semis believe its a crash.

Seems like its stuck at a fib though. I think I'll wait till 290ish before opening a 330c for May

[Anonymous No.58061002]

>>58060924
>Edward Bernays didn't exist, and the largest companies on earth that everyone knows spend billions per year on psyops because they don't work.

Does it ever get less tiring glownigger? Watching them make the same mistakes of logic over and over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ

[Anonymous No.58061011]

>>58060968
Shit, you don't need an excuse to call him a fat retard. He did shill OLLI at the generational high though.

[Anonymous No.58061031]

>>58061002
you are talking about marketing, i am talking about that thing that broke girls with a never ending urge to fix other people steaming of their daddy issues pretend they study in college

[Anonymous No.58061050]

>>58060853
>our long term plan to fully convince the goyim that it's safe to put and leave their capital in the markets and that dips will always recover is now complete
>INITIATE THA GREAT HEEM
>M2 SHALL BE
>CONTRACTED
>O
>N
>T
>R
>A
>C
>T
>E
>D

[Anonymous No.58061053]

>>58060843
Love is an emotion. It's not forever

[Anonymous No.58061064]

>>58060752
they sell more chips than anyone

[Anonymous No.58061069]

>>58061053
Infatuation is temporary (max two months). Love is literally forever. Keep seething you cringecel

[Anonymous No.58061095]

>>58060845
and that is ok

[Anonymous No.58061114]

>>58059131
Complete horseshit you stupis faggot.

The guy was a lifelong fucking addict and the obly thing he was "whistleblowing" are fucking common industry complaints. He literally said nothing of substance.

Kindly refer to the annual boeing incident chart that documents all issues. Its down from 2023

Johnny be late late short sellers showing up all of a sudden. Boeing is only going up.

[Anonymous No.58061120]

Did I make any money today?

[Anonymous No.58061134]

>>58061053
That's incorrect. Pairbond is an animal trait, it is life long. Family bond is an animal trait, it can be lifelong depending on the animal. And spirit bond is lifelong.
And love is a choice, and its fruits are eternity.

[Anonymous No.58061143]

>>58059169
No. Ozempic is why>>58059782
>looks at chart

That pig is only going up on a reverse split. The decay is awful. In fact buying puts at ever rise is 100% free money

[Anonymous No.58061144]

>>58061114
wheew, looks like we got a BOE board faggot.
How much did you pay for the job? Did you show up to tell him, or was it a surprise?

[Anonymous No.58061145]

>>58061069
Ok faggot, go to divorce courts and say that to all the couples there lmao. It gets more vicious and ugly than cartel execution videos

[Anonymous No.58061162]

>>58061145
>Americans who have violated their pairbond because Talmudists have been subverting them for over 100 years
>are the best answer to what love is and should be
Adultery, fornication, sex outside of marriage, these are sins, and they destroy the capacity to be a loving person, mostly by destroying the ability to trust in being loved.

[Anonymous No.58061165]

>>58061114
P-please don't kill me. I'll buy BA! I'll buy as much BA as you want me to!

[Anonymous No.58061170]

>>58061143
huh? it's a bear ETF, I was making a joke

[Anonymous No.58061182]

>LLMs are so far a massive revenue drain
>Not even MS is making money off copilot
>all """AI""" startups are vaporware
>giant companies are burning cash building out datacenters buying chips for future LLMs
>people still think the grift can continue indefinitely
But NVDA always goes up, right?

[Anonymous No.58061192]

>>58061145
Divorce rates are 20% in my ethnic group (white americans with college degrees)

[Anonymous No.58061203]

>>58061114
...
>>58061144
>>58061165
Wow. Lmao. Just wow

[Anonymous No.58061204]

>>58061144
Imagine trading around peddling jew media nonsense for fear clicks. Blown tires, flaming engines, fucking cracked windshields on 30 year old planes.not one casualty btw either. Not boeings fault. It doesnt even make any of those things or maintain them after delivery its not boeings job to do so. If a radiator cracks on your 1996 ford ranger its not Fords fault

Im gonna laugh when the media moves on to the next big thing and shorts get crushed because the stock goes up 40%.

[Anonymous No.58061212]

im putting all the money i have on $HIMS

[Anonymous No.58061214]

>>58060845
>surge in immigration
its illegal aliens invading us

[Anonymous No.58061221]

SOXL BROS WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.58061232]

>>58061221
>THE HILL

Sketchy

[Anonymous No.58061253]

>>58061221
Im atill buying tommorrow. Hopefuly we get a good iv crush.

Its been down almost 2 weeks now. A mega rally is coming for the entire sector

[Anonymous No.58061257]

>>58061221
>citing DEI mandates
based

[Anonymous No.58061258]

>>58061221
Your source is a bleu checkmark?

[Anonymous No.58061270]

>>58061221
Indescribably based if true

[Anonymous No.58061275]

>>58061162
>talmud
Bro people didn't even marry out of love until recently. Throughout a majority of history people married for economic reasons. You are a fucking dip shit who doesn't see how putting something like marriage based on an emotion is stupid and has caused the divorce rates to increase.

>>58061192
>with college degrees
>same colleges indoctrinating people into global homo
>same colleges with less men attending every year
Lmao

[Anonymous No.58061279]

>>58061221
INTEL CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.58061280]

>>58061192
statistics are a lying bitch. how many white americans with college degrees even get married nowadays? Domestic partnerships exist for a reason

[Anonymous No.58061290]

>>58061221
Lol good , I hope the west crumbles. They rather hire a NIGGER or some child molesting TRANNY, than make quality semiconductors in-country.

[Anonymous No.58061329]

>>58060853
So you're saying we've achieved a permanently elevated pricing, a plateau, if you will?

[Anonymous No.58061344]

Does Nvidia's new mainframe directly compete with stuff like IBM Z mainframes?

[Anonymous No.58061355]

>>58061280
Nobody is getting married

No one is reproducing here from my window. Its just a strady stream coalburners visiting planned parenthood twice a year. The schools are packed with fucking spics even in my deep red state of florida..and im rural

[Anonymous No.58061361]

>>58061280
Everyone I know who went to college and is white is married with kids. Maybe you are just a degenerate who only associates with other degenerates, but normal successful people aren’t like that.

>>58061275
You are lonely and wicked. Your blackened soul scares away anyone who wouldn’t hurt you. Your problems are your own fault, your own choices

[Anonymous No.58061373]

>>58060432
>you it cannot give you financial advice
Tell me about it? What the heck

[Anonymous No.58061383]

Cocks?
Cocks

[Anonymous No.58061390]

>>58060409
Post more

[Anonymous No.58061396]

>>58061165
Kek

[Anonymous No.58061398]

>>58061258
>>58061232
>>58061221
You guys didn't see the article when it first made the rounds a few days ago?

https://thehill.com/opinion/4517470-dei-killed-the-chips-act/

It's written by a guy who clearly holds SOXS rather than a journal*st.

[Anonymous No.58061416]

>>58061329
A plateau, you say?

[Anonymous No.58061417]

>>58061221
Intel jews will be taking all the CHIPS Act money. Watch for an announcement while Sleepy Joe is in Arizona this week.

[Anonymous No.58061422]

>>58061361
>success comes from other people validating you
maybe i am a degenerate. the fuck do you even care?

[Anonymous No.58061437]

>>58061416
If you're ever having a bad day, remember you didn't say something so egregiously wrong that 100 years later dipshits are making memes about you.

[Anonymous No.58061456]

>>58061422
I truly hope one day your broken heart heals and you remember what love feels like.

[Anonymous No.58061474]

>>58061456
Am I writting to an automated bot?

[Anonymous No.58061484]

Bitcoin collapsing on news that there is no substitute for King Dollar and its valiant defender Jerome Lequarius Tyreese Powell III.

[Anonymous No.58061486]

>>58061344
It cucks ibm

[Anonymous No.58061488]

>>58061456

[Anonymous No.58061522]

>>58061474
I’m more human than you. I love my wife, my family, my friends, and my community. And most of all I love and trust the combined soul of all women.

Btw your assumption that anyone who speaks differently than you is a sign of schizophrenia. Tell your therapist to up your dosage. Invest in RXRX

[Anonymous No.58061546]

>>58061522
WOW

[Anonymous No.58061559]

>>58061522
Sounds like something I would read the main character of a manga saying. Maybe I should buy RXRX

[Anonymous No.58061592]

my roommates that i found on craigslist know more about trading stocks than you guys

[Anonymous No.58061593]

>>58060958
Nigger, I'm talking general cases for why S&L matter, not NVDA specifically

[Anonymous No.58061601]

OPEN THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.58061603]

Bitcoin getting cornholed

[Anonymous No.58061632]

Jerome, please fuck my shit up this week
I'm worthless and deserve it, thanks

[Anonymous No.58061646]

someone tell me how bad it will be tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58061650]

i buy options on bilibili because i like watching the hong kong market overnight
ding ding china bros

[Anonymous No.58061660]

Why is the catalog screaming

[Anonymous No.58061671]

>>58061522
>Invest in RXRX
Based but cringe the rest of the message.

[Anonymous No.58061680]

>>58061646
Huge AI bullrush. QQQ will spike

[Anonymous No.58061692]

Another day. Of fucked up weather. Went from nice short sleeves type to uh well snow flurries were flying today. Hiked my 401k contribution yet again. Since I know how much my salary will be jacked now I went on and did it. Sides the old amount was an odd ball number, this makes it nice and even every month. Most likely this will be the last 401k hike I do. Unless my salary just goes bat shat insanely spiked up over the next uh decade there's no point to hike it any more. I don't see that happening. The legislature is a finicky bunch of fucks. Went a decade without any hikes from them, then wham they started tossing out money like crack, now it's starting to taper down again. (leaving out the point that uh its law employees are to get a 5% auto hike every year if money is in the coffer to do it with; which uh 3.7 billion slush fund so yeah that's well funded)

[Anonymous No.58061711]

>>58061680

[Anonymous No.58061715]

>>58061275
>Bro people didn't even marry out of love
Sure they did. It may have been a Love in Grace under Jesus, and a Love for family that set up the marriage.
But it's a flat lie to say people didn't marry to be loved and to give love. It's not about feeling butterflies at every moment.
A Christian carries a burden of all mankind, but first for those in immediate, and that would include family.

[Anonymous No.58061718]

What the fuck is bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.58061729]

>>58061114
People are fucking weird about Boeing. It all goes back to the Lion Air and Ethiopian crashes, which every shitty mainstream outlet immediately blamed on Boeing and literally tried to somehow relate it to Trump Bad. Too bad it turns out that the official accident investigations say the pilots fucked up. Now it's been five years of sanctimonious bullshit to get attention.

[Anonymous No.58061745]

>>58061718
A test of the mark of the beast, imo. And some other stuff other's have mostly covered in other places.

[Anonymous No.58061763]

>>58061361
>you are wicked for not promoting a relationship founded on a hedonistic emotion
Lmao

>>58061715
>Jesus
Yeah Jesus also didn't ever get married and also said there are no wives or husbands in heaven. Lmao

[Anonymous No.58061765]

every day strangers know more about the stock market than you guys do, literally I can walk outside of my house right now, talk to the first 5 strangers on the street and I am confident that ALL of them could give me better financial advice than anybody here

[Anonymous No.58061774]

>>58061765
FALSE

[Anonymous No.58061782]

>>58058742
I think the bottom is in for the BTC miners in the short term

[Anonymous No.58061784]

>>58061671
>>Invest in RXRX
based
>>58061646
buy Recursion options and you'll be fine. aug 19 calls at 13 to 14 should still be cheap as long as premarket crabs
>>58061632
I'm still confused on the whole groundhog day thing with Jerome Powell

[Anonymous No.58061795]

>>58061114
Oh right
Thats why a Boeing or parts of it is falling out of the sky every other week
"just common industry complaints going on"

[Anonymous No.58061798]

>>58061774
this anon lives in a shithole

I do not

[Anonymous No.58061809]

>there's only one /smg/ in the catalog
???

[Anonymous No.58061814]

>>58061798
You do. The shithole of your mind.

[Anonymous No.58061818]

>>58061795
My guy there are incidents on planes of all types every day. It's just the faggot mainstream media has a hate boner for Boeing and I'm almost positive that China has an interest in it.

[Anonymous No.58061823]

>>58061765
sounds like youve been reading the wrong posts, frendo

[Anonymous No.58061859]

>>58061763
Does this look like Heaven?
>didn't marry
Huhn. Popped out of a woman like everyone else in your family. First meal was a chest concoction by weird nutrient capturing glands that isolate fats and calcium and other chemicals including possibly flavonoids, and immune cells, and provide them on a pressure release system to the back of the throat via suckling and fat pumping.
>>58061818
>we really suck at this, it's just that you're catching on and we're getting worse at it generally

[Buff Horses No.58061870]

So who else got some more Subaru stock today

[Anonymous No.58061888]

>>58061814
based abusive billposter

[Anonymous No.58061889]

>>58061883
>>58061883
>>58061883

[Anonymous No.58061890]

>>58061718
It keeps dumping (img brought to you by Bing and DallE3 productions)

[Anonymous No.58061899]

>>58061818
>>58061859
I shouldn't and don't really blame you.
I blame inflation. The US dollar inflation is great when we go to buy shit. Until we try to sell shit.
And planes do not sell in the hundreds of thousands like cars or TV's.
So now you're competing with European shitholes, and they have low overhead due to less inflation.

[Anonymous No.58061904]

>>58061859
I mean come on, it's laughable to say that Boeing - or Airbus or any other major manufacturer - "sucks" at making planes. It's ridiculous. Thousands of Boeing planes are flying without incident all over the planet 24/7.

[Anonymous No.58061938]

>>58061904
Anon, the 737 Max was a deadly plane because of a mistake, and Boeing was shown to be at fault for trying to save money.
Are there other nations interested in taking down Boeing, both for cash and for national secuirty?
Yes, welcome to earth. Be better anyway. The answer to
>Boeing is dangerous shit
Is not
>YOU FUCKING SHUT YOUR MOUTH
It's
>There hasn't been a crash from a Boeing plane since the company fired and reformed and...
Anything else is asking us to distrust you.
You don't blame the people scared of your faulty planes, you blame yourselves and fix it.

[Anonymous No.58061956]

>>58061889
/biz/ doesn't bump limit until 310, please stop baking early. And it's not going to get to page 10 on biz for an hour.

[Anonymous No.58061961]

btc lost bigly

[Anonymous No.58061973]

>>58061859
>does this look like heaven
Fuck no this is the material plane, not the spiritual one. Like the gnostics christians used to say and buddhists everything material is evil. Marriage is of the material plane so it's no surprise it's morphed into what it is today

[Anonymous No.58062013]

>>58061938
I think we just have glowies trying to control the narrative.

[Anonymous No.58062092]

>>58061961
It's ok though. Lots of people on /biz/ claim they sold at the peak.