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58048341 No.58048341 [Reply] [Original]

Financially speaking, I need to pass a drug test in less than 24 hours for my new job.

>> No.58048347

>>58048341
H20

>> No.58048412

get some pee from a relative or friend anon, not like you're in boot camp with your pants around your ankles with two MAs staring at your cock n balls

>> No.58048455

>>58048341
You have two options, get pee from a clean friend or family member, or hope it’s an oral swab, which is really only used for really shitty employers who’s only hope for any workers at all is that they at least didn’t show up to the interview high.
>captcha VAXD
lol. Good luck OP and if you fail and miss the job opportunity, hopefully this valuable lesson isn’t lost on you,

>> No.58048458

>>58048412
Will they search me though?

>> No.58048479

>>58048458
Probably not. Unless it’s a test for an employer that has very strict safety regulations (think nuclear). At most they’ll tell you to take your jacket off and empty your pockets.

>> No.58048489

>>58048341
piss your pants instead

>> No.58048493

>>58048341
what drug are you testing? and how much will you be paid?

>> No.58048510

>>58048341
You have to be room temperature IQ to not prepare for this situation which makes me think this is a LARP

>> No.58048515

>>58048458
you need to go to the head shop and get monkey whiz fake piss that comes with a heating pack or you get some clean piss and go buy those thermal hand warmers at walmart. it needs to be in a certain temperature band or it will get rejected. you need to go on YouTube right fucking now and watch as many videos as you can of someone demonstrating how to do it right. if you are slick you can do it. good luck. if you are a chronic smoker you have to do the water thing for at least a month in my experience. they shouldn't search you if you are going to labcorp or whatever

>> No.58048519

>>58048510
>You have to be room temperature IQ to worry about failing a drug test in the first place
Ftfy

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58048538

>>58048341
Go to a truck stop and find piss jugs

>> No.58048542

>>58048341
what you do in your free time is nobodies business, how is this even legal?

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58048550

>>58048493
I think its just a standard screen, so I guess pot, opiates, and meth?
>>58048493
I'm worried about the pot, and it's a 45/hr contract gig (potentially to FT afterwards).
>>58048510
Hurtful.
>>58048515
Thank you.

>> No.58048560

>>58048341
Drug addiction is a bad financial investment anon.

>> No.58048566

>>58048458
They will watch you pee

>> No.58048584

>>58048566
Not necessarily. Only if you’ve failed before, or it’s a very safety strict work environment.

>> No.58048600

>>58048341
Make an excuse about how you are extremely sick that day and buy yourself 24 more hours

>> No.58048614

>>58048341
What kind of test? Hair, spit, or pee?

>> No.58048751

>>58048347
Passed every drug test every using the water. Usually 3 or 4 days before the screen, and after months of smoka.

>> No.58049964

>>58048341
There hasn't been a time in my life that i have pissed clean for a job. Buy a masking drink from your local smoke shop, buy the good ones. Drink it that morning and piss 3 times before you go in for the test. Piss in the cup and you are gravy just dont smoke tonight.

If you have already smoked today, get real clan piss, put it in a small concealable bottle with a pop top lid. Microwave for 30 seconds before you go to the test, service stations will hook you up lol and put it in your crotch. Pull your noodle out and piss intot he toiler as soon as they see you dick with piss come out they will look away, while still pissing squirt the clean piss in the cup.

They only test for temperature and use drug test strips it wont go to a lab, far too expensive. You got this. You can always use the stage fright excuse too and stop the stream haha