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>> No.58030905

>>58030883
lmao took only one generation to bancrupt them
l m a o at germans

>> No.58030906

i haven't posted in a while, what's new with you cunts
is nvideo gonna die next week? (yes)

>> No.58030912
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58030912

Buy LAAC

>> No.58030928
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>>58030883
>Lidl Edition
Is Lidl a good stock? Is it traded on US exchanges? Is it even public?

>> No.58030930
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58030930

Japan owes me sex.

>> No.58030954

>>58028807
this is unironically when the internet peaked
it's been a red candle down since then

>> No.58030955
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58030955

Buy DNA it’s a shitty Cathie woods penny stock scam

>> No.58030974

Nvidia is either throwing money at me or a nightmare as I try and use leveraged etfs or inverse leveraged etfs.

>> No.58030994
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58030994

A bit over a year ago I started randomly getting a pinching sensation on the right side of my penis, on the edge of the skin right before the head starts (circumcised). Its not an STD because I've never had sex, and I also don't see any visible marks/bruises/rashes on the penis either. It happens very occasionally if it rubs a certain way against my boxers or if I touch it at a certain angle while washing it. Oddly enough, it doesn't really happen while masturbating and if it does, it goes away after a few rubs. I only masturbate 2-4 times a week and don't take too long or abuse my penis.

Its more of an annoyance than an actual physical pain but its really bothering me psychologically and I'm afraid of it developing into something worse but I can't stand the thought of going to a urologist and letting a man examine my dick. Not sure how to proceed. I've been googling my symptoms for months and haven't been able to find anything online that 100% matches what I have.

>> No.58030995

>>58030906
Nigvideo is 40% above the 200 day moving average. A reckoning is coming

>> No.58031013

>>58030883
Realtors should make less than minimum wage and I want my money back.

>> No.58031016

>>58030994
>circumcized
Puts on your sensitivity

>> No.58031053

>>58030994
As someone who has had to have his junk inspected more than once, you want a man (male) to do it.

>> No.58031063

>>58031016
In the old days a boy got his first slave when he accepted to be circumcised.

>> No.58031102

>>58030928
No, it's a private company. Well-run discount grocery stores tend to be German-owned and private. That includes Trader Joe's.

>> No.58031124
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58031124

I'm going to use my schizophrenic powers to pump everything and anon will prostrate before me

>> No.58031136

>>58031102
>That includes Trader Joe's.
There's one near me, but I've never been inside. I went to a Trader Joe's years ago with some friends, and the whole time it felt like every worker and every other customer was looking at me like I should kill myself right then and there. It was a very hostile experience, and I don't know why. I was just following my friends around, not really doing or saying anything. Haven't been back to one since.

>> No.58031201
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58031201

Buy GOOGL

>> No.58031213

>>58031124
Based if true, moneywizard, but I'm not prostating myself or you.

>> No.58031256
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>>58031201
there was an article on jewberg recently about a tekas aerolane startup that seems to have a cheaper solution to transfer the pieces to ASML's lithography machine parts more cheaply over land.
Wing drones look too weak to transfer the semiconductor economy.

>> No.58031272
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>>58030994
Threadly reminder next Monday is the quarterly /smg/ penis inspection. Make sure you all have your proper paperwork before market open.

>> No.58031289

>>58031136
That's weird. Maybe one of your friends stuck out, even if you didn't.

>> No.58031290
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58031290

Is Toyota overpriced?

>> No.58031292

>>58030994
if youre younger than 35, its fine and will go away when you beat your benchpress pr. if older, your penis is falling off

>> No.58031306 [DELETED] 

>>58031289
>car manufacturer with a double-digit P/E ratio
Definitely.

>> No.58031307

>>58031272
what happens if we don't have our penises though

>> No.58031313

>>58031272
Am I expected to groom myself for this event?

>> No.58031337

>>58031290
9.98 p/e ratio which is historically normal for them.

>> No.58031397

>>58031290
all automakers deserve to get heemed because of shit products, but toyota is head and shoulders above all others. management not swayed by retard gubmint policies either which is badass and shows they still have vision. they used to make good cars too :(

>> No.58031398

>>58031272
Oh fuck thats this Monday!? I'm completely unprepared.

>> No.58031436
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58031436

>>58031397
this right here is peak car

>> No.58031442
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58031442

>>58030906
It might just crab for a while. It's chart is pretty gross but its p/e isn't retarded like tesla was at over 1k.

I think a lot of the money is just going to rotate into cash positions or safer stuff on a dip like GOOG or AAPL.

The copium I'm huffing right now tells me it'll front run INTC's production this year and rotate into that though.

Everyone always says how INTC will
>probably be good in 2 years
>It's garbage but it'll be great in a few years. Not worth the opportunity cost
>It's stagnant but will probably pump when the new fabs come online

I've seen this before with AMD back when Ryzen got its shit together in q1 2018. People were saying it would be
>a good play in a few years
We all saw how that one played out

>> No.58031449

>>58031307
>>58031313
>>58031398
You don't pass, you don't trade, simple as.

>> No.58031464

>>58031449
thank you. I can finally hold and grow wealth

>> No.58031479
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58031479

I’m gonna have some segs later

>> No.58031491
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58031491

ai dashcams dumped back to levels never seen before since 3 weeks ago

when the fuck is this scam gonna bite into the FAST act money pls come on
pls pls let the FAST act be the catalyst to turn late 2024 to 2027 into a golden age

>> No.58031503

>>58031442
the difference between amd and intel is that amd had a leadership change and innovative r&d. intel is just saying it will get it's shit together while the same accounts who have run it for the past 20 years lobby biden for cash. I have no faith this new fab will ever see the light of day. it will be another foxcon wisconsin.

>> No.58031527

>>58031503
I think gelsinger has a good plan desu. Hes the first engineer at the helm in ages. But you are right. They're hemmoragging talent and have said a lot of big words with no action. It's very unlikely they pay off but I bought some dirt cheap leaps for dec 2026 in case they do.

>> No.58031561

>>58031272
This guy's got a good technique. Firm but not too firm. What you don't want is tickling. And he's giving zero eye contact with no smiling. He's pretending to look at a hot girl in a bikini in the distance. This is how you become a great penis inspector. That and practice.
Buy XOM on any and all dips.

>> No.58031577

>>58031442
Intel is trash and it ain't going nowhere

>> No.58031586
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58031586

>>58031436

>> No.58031617
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58031617

>>58030883
>is controlled by billionaire european family you've never heard of and you cannot buy a share

>> No.58031624
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58031624

I only buy at Lidl
https://files.catbox.moe/vifpem.webm

>> No.58031662

>>58031136
It's usually the opposite where the employees are too friendly to the point where it's annoying.

>> No.58031688

>>58031624
>Lidl
there arent many lidl in america yet i think. not as many as aldi. there is an aldi near me which is ok in quality. kinda small and my mom tells me the lidl near her in another state is better than aldi. too bad there isnt one near me.

>> No.58031697
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58031697

Why are there so many Lidl Apus?

>> No.58031698
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58031698

>>58031479
based, and I'm gonna eat some dessert

>> No.58031712
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58031712

Stocks.

>> No.58031756

>>58031712
This anon says "fuck yeah!!" every time he gets a letter about proxy voting.

>> No.58031763
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58031763

What does smg think of Honda

>> No.58031794
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58031794

On the subject of Toyota I'm heavily interested in their NG vehicle. Any chance that when EV interest inevitably dies NG vehicles will take some of that market share?
>>58031586
Surely other Toyota cars exist right? Was the Truneo really peak t/o/yota?

>> No.58031804

>>58031136
That store must have been run by German expats only.
This is basically the quintessential shopping experience in Germany.
Germans/Germany doesn't know what customer service is.

t. Kraut

>> No.58031826

>>58031763
Top notch engines worth the price. My dad finally caved and started only buying Honda generators after the several cheap Chinese ones he kept buying wouldn't last a year. A mid 2000s Honda sedan would survive a direcct nuke drop and still get you to Thanksgiving on time.

>> No.58031828

>>58031491
why get an ai dashcam that isnt a comma for the driving assistance?

>> No.58031842

>>58030912
Lol the fucking mine company towns are more pleasant than the suburbs now.

>> No.58031875

>>58031272
What the hell is this?

>> No.58031885

>>58031875
The quarterly /smg/ penis inspection. You stupid or something?

>> No.58031937

>>58031885
I think anon must have missed the last one. Imagine being that new.

>> No.58031947

>>58031102
>>58031136
Fun fact: in Germany Aldi is split into two parts which are named in accordance to which half of the country they are in, Aldi Sud and Aldi Nord
Here in america, Aldi Sud is Aldi, while Aldi Nord is Trader Joe’s

>> No.58031950
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58031950

>>58031937
Is that anon out of compliance?

>> No.58031953

>>58031794
>EV interest inevitably dies
lmao. boomers like you will inevitably die but new technology will always continue.

>> No.58031955

>>58031937
reee I want unvetted penises to leave

>> No.58031984

>>58031136
To me TJ is like a once a month place where you can get treats and nice essentials but their produce and meat generally leave something to be desired.

>> No.58031996

>>58031947
>Aldi Sud is Aldi, while Aldi Nord is Trader Joe’s
Wasnt that like some philosophy difference between the brothers or something?

>> No.58032026

when they shut off water do the taps still work and you go into debt or do they literally shut off the water supply?

>> No.58032051

>>58031996
That's what I recall: Aldi was originally one company but the brothers had a big disagreement and split the company in two.

>> No.58032052

>>58032026
they can shut it off but i find often they just bill you in debt for utilities these days. like in texas the lights are always on, they just swap billing to whomever is renting it. but for a house they can shut it off sometimes. i think laws have been passed that prevent it from fully being shut off for cleanliness reasons instead just adding it to your debt collectors.

>> No.58032057

>>58031289
No I'm pretty sure it was me. It was like they could tell how worthless I am and losers like me don't deserve to be in Trader Joe's, which is a grocery store for cool people. My presence was bringing down the mood

>> No.58032062

>>58032052
hmm ok, i just woke up and i have no running water

>> No.58032067
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58032067

I’m visiting Canada, where the money is fake & gay

>> No.58032070

>>58032062
Did you not pay your water bill anon?

>> No.58032094

>>58032070
im just squatting in a house that a friend used to rent, no idea who the utilities are being billed to

>> No.58032106
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58032106

What are the chances UONE will do the thing this year? Seems like people got tired of it already... or maybe it's a little hat trick to buy cheap shares before June.

>> No.58032164
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58032164

>>58032094
>squatting
I don't like deadbeats in my general...

>> No.58032166

>>58032026
is this a real question?

>> No.58032177

>>58032166
yeah, im being serious. theres no water here and i want to shower

>> No.58032187
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58032187

>>58032057
Yeah... I think I know what you mean.

>> No.58032283
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58032283

>>58031875

>> No.58032286
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58032286

Next dip I'll buy 25 shares of HMC

>> No.58032305
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58032305

>>58032067
Canada used to have a $2 bill. It was funny.

>> No.58032311

>>58032057
Poem anon is that you?

>> No.58032322
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58032322

Btc is crashing, puts on MSTR

>> No.58032347
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58032347

>>58032322
Checked, when is it crashing?

>> No.58032353

>>58032347
right now

>> No.58032355

>>58031826
All japscrap engines have turbos that rot them out prematurely these days.
An electric vehicle will even last longer than nu-Japanese cars.

>> No.58032376
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58032376

>>58032353
Is this thing working?

>> No.58032390

nigger

>> No.58032414
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58032414

>>58031950
He requires correction

>> No.58032442
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58032442

Bearish for stocks

>> No.58032455

>>58032442
corporations make money on slave labour anyway. Either by offshoring production or hiring illegal immigrants.

>> No.58032463

>>58032177
Is there still water in the back of the toilet? Use that

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>>58031272
Sarge, do you think my penis will pass the inspection?

>> No.58032474

>>58032442
how is working less going to help the working class? more time for side hustles?

>> No.58032506

>>58030883
Waiting for KR to dip from the earnings pump so i can buy back in.

>> No.58032509
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58032509

>>58031290
Are you an /o/tist? I've seen you posting quite some /o/ related pic. Anyway Snap-on is overpriced for private user but ok for professional since you can just use their tools not as intended and get a replacement for free.
The automotive is heading in a downturn generally, and I thing toyota will again come out as winner out of it. I'm waiting to see what BYD can do to sell in EU

>> No.58032533
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58032533

>I've been in cash since 2022, should I buy now after this amazing generational run?

>> No.58032552
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58032552

>>58032533
They never learn do they

>> No.58032565

>>58032552
>They
Who, humans?

>> No.58032577
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>>58032286
I've always asked myself why nobody talks about jap stocks
I like jap stocks (and jap women)

>> No.58032586

>>58032565
people who try to time the market. I guess you don't even know who the person in the pic I posted is

>> No.58032587

>>58030912
I added LAC to my watch list last week but didn't buy any. Instead I bought yesterday after the 30 % surge like a true FOMO train misser.

>> No.58032602

>>58032577
>I've always asked myself why nobody talks about jap stocks
Because most of them are pretty shit with low ROE, ROIC and return to shareholders.

>> No.58032605
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What to do with $21k? My life savings (not counting 401k)
5% apy in savings atm seems shit compared most stocks.

>> No.58032607
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58032607

>>58032164
this cat looks like him

>> No.58032613

>>58032552
Nope

>> No.58032622

>>58032607
do people really display their apple product boxes?

>> No.58032623
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>>58032607
>him
You mean her...

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58032641

>>58032622
>

>> No.58032643

>>58032623
I know he's a tranny, but this can't be him. he's not a redhead

>> No.58032660
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>>58032472
>early

>> No.58032673

>>58032641
lol apple being a hobby or a flex.

>> No.58032689

>>58032643
>but this can't be him. he's not a redhead
Yes, obviously the picture wasn't from her.

>> No.58032699

Um was that a penis just now?

>> No.58032707

>>58032177
Is shut off at the meter. With the right tools you can just turn it on again. Until them there should be some water left in you toilet tank and bowl to clean up with.

>> No.58032720

>>58032577
No one gives a shit about international stocks since they still have to follow the rules of fundamantals. Most of the overperformance of America comes down to valuations, they do well since they are popular which makes them popular and do better. Which of course makes a bubble but no one cares.

>> No.58032721

>>58032699
I send people pictures of my penis as a joke all the time

>> No.58032723

>>58032699
not fooling anyone phone/pc combo poster

>> No.58032726

>>58032586
I do, but market timing is human nature. And I think his quote about more money being lost preparing for a downturn still supposes a reasonable asset allocation. Historically, a crash in stock prices can knock out a stock portfolio for a decade or two.

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>>58032474
>how is 52 extra days off a year gonna make anyone's life better

I for one prefer working rather than pursing my hobbies or relaxing, the company ain't gonna run itself!

>> No.58032748

>>58032743
I love the idea that wages won't fall

>> No.58032757

>>58032673
>he doesn't sit in Starbucks with the lid of his MacBook adjust just right to blind every absolute applet fool who walks through the door
Anon, I..

>> No.58032785

>>58032743
yeah, but bernie was supposed to be the working class advocate guy. whether you work 40h/week or 32h/week if you are still making the same money you are still poor. maybe it will create more part time jobs, idk.

>> No.58032799

>>58032785
He's also a faggot that's never worked a real job and created/passed 3 bills his entire life. Two of which was renaming a post office. He's a Jewish socialist faggot

>> No.58032805
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58032805

>>58032726
going cash gang means you need to time the market price:
1. when selling your positions - if you sell to early, it won't matter when you buy back because you already have opportunity cost
2. When buying back, if you wait too long, you will get outpriced. Pic related. In 2022 people were expecting the market to go much lower. Those who didn't buy shares at that time lost money.
Same happened in 2020. People expected market to tank even deeper, not knowing about Fed intervention. In theory it's simple "just sell at the top and buy when it hits bottom". But in practice you don't know when the bottom is, and I've seen many examples of people getting rekt by that over the years.

>> No.58032813

>>58032805
you need to time the market *twice, not "price"

>> No.58032840

>>58032805
don't go /cashgang/ unless you have a swing or day trading strategy. if you are a long hodl passive dca type you should never ever /cashgang/ it up on bad feels. bad idea. losing idea.

>> No.58032868

>>58032607
revolution rebel warrior anno 2024

>> No.58032882

>>58032805
I think every new trader goes through that initial phase where they think they are the chosen one who will break all the rules, flip convention on its head, sell the top, buy the bottom, and ride off with everybody else's money. Some never let go of the dream until they inevitably go broke and fuck off to something else or kys themselves. Hope springs eternal

>> No.58032886

>>58032805
im cash gang and i have enough to pay off my house, and enough left over for a 5-6 month of expenses cusion...
if i paid it off now i would save 200,000k in interest over my life, and also have my monthly expenses slashed by alot

>> No.58032901

what percentage of their portfolio does /biz/ keep in bonds and cds?

>> No.58032902
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58032902

>think i should buy a large thermometer to mount outside my window that would be handy
>go hardware store website
>find a 13" one that looks like it'll be fine
>scroll down to reviews and questions
>question: CAN YOU SHIP TO AUSTRALIA?
now why does an australian need to go ordering a cheap plastic thermometer from canada do they not have their own cheap plastic thermometers in their own hardware stores

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>>58032622
You just understand that apple cultists are the biggest of faggots bar none. It's kind of nice though because they practically wear the mark on their forehead so it's super easy to identify and avoid these people. Imagine wearing these in public.

>> No.58032929
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>>58032901
>bonds and cds

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>>58031272
OH fuck oh fuck oh shit, that's Monday? I'm not ready yet!

>> No.58032945

>>58032882
yeah, especially when they get lucky at the beginning lol. But I think it's fine. I would treat early daytrading losses as a tuition in investing school.

>>58032886
not sure how is this related to anything I said

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>>58032901
0. Zero. Nada.

>> No.58032952

>>58032901
30yo/300K account here. I had 24% up until recently that I was hoping to use for a house payment. I gave up on that so now I'm at 0, slowly dca'ing that allotment into SPY.

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was thinking of buying BA as a long term investment because "surely a company that big will recover right?"
nah fuck that, look at their financials. what a piece of shit company.
seriously why would anyone informed want to invest in this

>> No.58032958

>>58032901
none, I can't imagine giving globohomo a loan with my own money.

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I went all in on weekly Micron calls ahead of earnings on Wednesday, how stupid am I?

>> No.58032966

>>58032901
none, the bond market should not exist.

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>>58032901
40% (BNDW) in my HSA and then 40% in my individual brokerage account. It essentially acts as a second backup emergency fund. The last thing I want to do is have to sell something after pic related happens.

For long terms stocks always out perform bonds by their very nature

>> No.58032981

>>58032946
seems like bonds are the smart mans cash gang.

>> No.58033002

>>58032981
nonsense, a money market fund is what the smart man's cash is

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>>58032901
I get my tax return in physical paper bonds. Look at this shit lmao

>> No.58033007

>>58033002
higher fees though

>> No.58033008

dude your portfolio is nutty af

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>>58032981
>bonds
>smart
Pick one.

>> No.58033037

>>58032805
Agreed. I think most attempts at market timing are due to human nature, though, not people acting deliberately on a misunderstanding of mathematics, economics, or investment theory.

>> No.58033043

>>58032981
the swiss national bank issued a warning saying that inflation is not hitting the target that most country wants and is re accelerating.
Makes sense since everyone is trying to front run the central bank. I would stay off the bond until there's a clear view on the inflation going forward.

>> No.58033056

>>58033007
I'll glady pay 0.42% in return of making my money available at any given moment.

>> No.58033057

>>58033037
Ah yeah, that's true. Unironically investing requires understanding your impulses and how to act to on them. There is a reason stuff like "revenge trade" exists and has a name.

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>>58032955
now look at a stock like Visa
>net margin last quarter was 55.78%
>Visa has been growing earnings at an average annual rate of 13.32% for the past 5 years
I'm gonna put like 100K in visa so I can larp as buffet

>> No.58033084

>>58032966
Based. Loans shouldn't be securitized. Lenders and borrowers should have to look each other in the eye and talk to each other.

>> No.58033093

>>58033003
Kek I'm surprised they haven't turned on MLK yet. He very much like Malcolm x wouldn't support any of the shenanigans they are pulling these days.

>> No.58033111

>>58033069
Why not MA instead? MA trades like V except better.

>> No.58033120

>>58032962
You're gonna get smoked
Not even meming it's probably going flat or tanking 15%

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>>58033120
The DRAM demand is off the charts these days, Samsung's main competitor in Korea is sold out for the rest of the year. Plus, they're making the memory chips for NVDA's H200... I don't know man, looks like a good play to me? What's wrong with it?

>> No.58033208

>billionaires have 4000 followers on social media, posting rare jewelry worth fortunes and get 20 likes and 0 comments
i could literally spam shitposts in the comments of billionaires

>> No.58033221

>>58033111
MA P/E is 40.53 vs V P/E is 33.49
i'll probably just end up with both
right now I'm just selling covered puts on them because of those P/Es, they seem a little bit overpriced

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>Aldis
Cityboahs and their cityboah food dispensaries. Y'all cityboahs best not come 'round when your cityboah food warehouses are empty. Cityboah can't buy turkey and deer huntin' knowledge.

>> No.58033266

>>58032757
You have to stand up and check the angle a few times

>> No.58033269

>>58032962
Storage has been selling at a discount for a while, but memory is likely selling well. I don't think it will pump as much as nvideo. It will probably close at 100+-3

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Can one of you stock market professionals explain to me why these single stock leveraged ETFs exist when most retail brokers offer 4x intra-day leverage? Margin available for leveraged ETFs scales to the leverage so you can't trade more notional with them. And the underlying stocks have tighter spreads than the ETFs so that can't be it. So, what is it? The SEC and fund companies go to great lengths to discourage people from doing something as obnoxiously stupid as holding these longer than a day so it can't be that. I seriously don't get it

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>>58033221
I traded V for a while post 'rona crash and everytime I wish I had just bought MA instead. Maybe 10 years ago there was some difference between the 2 but they've had the same chart post pandemic. MA is more volatile but the higher returns are worth it. I know V has the better divvy but not better enough to offset MA's better gains. Eventually when Stripe goes public there'll be a reason to carefully consider the 2, but until then MA is just clearly superior.

>> No.58033371

>>58033322
advertisement purposes

>> No.58033375

>>58033111
>not investing in the objectively superior DFS
ngmi

>> No.58033395

>>58033162
MU finds a way to dump whenever the news looks exceptional. It's always something dumb like not being able to keep up with demand or runway taking too long to shorten. It was frustrating holding that one because I like what they do for all the reasons you said, it just doesn't translate to a good hold.

>> No.58033411

>>58033327
Personally I prefer Wirecard AG

>> No.58033438

>>58033375
I would have if COF hired me last year ;_;. Also aren't Discover cards for poor people? A lot of places don't take them.
>>58033411
Anon......

>> No.58033441

>>58030912

>no brothel

Do they just have gay orgies in the gym?

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Another day. Decided to do as my Wife did; sell some ye old stuff to the local pawn shop.Shat I wasn't doing anything with or due to tech advances couldn't do anything with even if I wanted to. (without blowing more money to get some old pos to make it work).

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>>58033269
I have a few strikes at $95, I could sell pre-earnings and probably still come out ok as IV increases. Not expecting a big pump, but they showed a loss last quarter (it was expected), and they still pumped 8 percent. I don't expect an NVDA run, I just want it to go the right way lol
>>58033395
I feel you, I tried playing earnings with them last year and had bad results. Last time they pumped, and the time before that they dumped, only to come back right where they were the next day (looking at you, Broadcom). It looks like their losses are diminishing QoQ, even if they are still expected to show one. If they were expected to a show loss and they show profit, even if by a little bit... I think we could run, especially with the analyst upgrades.

NAND flash and the DRAM looks in pretty solid demand, my only X factor is that maybe the partnership/sales with NVDA won't necessarily show in their numbers until next quarter or the quarter after. It's always a gamble, but it's really the last good earning play for this quarter imo

>> No.58033472

>>58033445
>capitalizes the word "wife"
>follows her lead instead of the other way around
Did you buy a dress with the pawnshop money? I'm just messing with you, man. Good job getting rid of a bunch of old shit you don't need. Buy more stocks

>> No.58033485

>>58033470
how does day before earnings profits compare to day of profits historically?

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you would be a fool to not be shorting MSTR

>> No.58033555

>>58032057
kek, here trader joses is for poorfags and everyone else goes to whole foods or specialist grocery stores (not gonna dox my location)

>> No.58033606

>>58033093
hyperreality. the symbol of MLK does not have to correspond to the underlying asset in any way

>> No.58033657

>>58033485
Depends on volatility and how long you held the strikes. It's all a matter of how safe you wanna play it. Imagine selling your Adobe calls before their earnings on Thursday. Imagine selling your Nvidia calls before their last earnings. It's a gamble.

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>>58033553
markets can stay irrational longer than yadayadayada
>>58033606
>>58033093
>>58033003
>picrel

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>>58033606
I thought you were just shitposting but fuk this is real. I hate this gay earth

>> No.58033680

I'm really sick of being at the bottom of society and being taken advantage of in every single aspect of my life. How are you supposed to work for less than $70k without gambling everything you have? Do I have to give up and accept a cuck mindset?

>> No.58033715

>>58033680
>ithout gambling everything you have?
you should always be investing no matter your income. but the lower your income the more aggressive you gotta be. avoid etfs and such. go straight for high risk tech stocks.

>> No.58033755

>>58031885
Can we finally kick out the circumcised anons?

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>>58031290
this is my toyota :)

i'll lower it like half an inch or so when the oem suspension wears out but thats it, im staying stock for most part since i'd rather gamble my money on ai dashcams

>> No.58033823

So the housing crash isn't happening after all.

The Zillow sisters were right.

We're forever cucked, forever priced out.

>> No.58033878

>>58032901
i unironically have no idea how to buy bonds
but i know enough to know bond etfs arent the same thing

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>> No.58033955

>>58032901
About $13k vs a NW of $70k
Also 224 oz silver

>> No.58034008

>>58033878
Well the good news is unless you are 50+ years old there is no reason to.

>> No.58034014

>>58033823
>So the housing crash isn't happening after all.
growth of your wage will outpace growth of house price and your real wage growth will be positive again.

>> No.58034020

>>58033878
make an account at treasurydirect and bid on one at an auction

>> No.58034036

>>58033878
you can HYG/LQD/TBIL and it has more liquid than individual bonds.

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>>58030912
Tell me more about these mines.

>> No.58034058

Im worried that bitcoin might be toast. Is marijuana actually happening? It has these 1 day flings but is it different this time? Please shill me your bags.

>> No.58034075

>>58034058
most of /smg/ are traders. if up-trend is broken or reversed according to your time-frame, you should see your bitcoin or hold.

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>>58033755
Yes that would be grand.

>> No.58034098

>>58031491
What's your target? When do you expect it to hit?

>> No.58034114

>>58032177
Just use the showers at the gym, bro.

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>>58032106
BILI might actually be a buy here.

>> No.58034170

>>58033878
Your broker should have a bond secondary market. Treasurydirect is also OK but their web interface is ass.

>> No.58034185

It's simple, we bankrupt the Batman

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Since HSY is already over are there any other chocolate companies that are primed to dump due to this cocoa fiasco?

>> No.58034198

>>58034192
rocky mountain chocolate

>> No.58034201

>>58034098
i'd be happy trimming 25% of my position around 100-150 million market cap i guess
i dont really have a clear exit strategy, feel very comfortable just holding it when they're at a 60 million market cap with 0% institutional ownership

the company is profitable for now so they've kept a lid on share dilution very well. The CEO has ~10% insider ownership so that plays a part on it too, he doesn't wanna dilute his own shares and he can't dump his shares either when it's so illiquid (160K average volume = only CAD$100K moving around on average on a $60 million market cap company)
their most recent upgrade contract with SEPTRA was $9 million alone, but although it is a big foot in the door into transits, they have yet to prove they're more than a one-trick pony here (no other major transit business yet)
they're doing well in K-12 market (schoolbuses) which is where the rest of their revenues are coming from, but that's not exciting at all

i think valuation is the biggest thing, $1 billion companies isn't a big deal nowadays but if it achieves that, that represents over 10x value assuming minimal stock dilution
The company almost took an (unsolicited) offer from some big fund for $1/share back in 2020 when the stock was trading at 0.50 initially, that ultimately fell thrrough for better or worse, and that was part of the reason why it had this huge pump and dump in early 2021
company's stronger now that back then so i was comfortable adding to my postion in the 0.60s, but my first batches were initially in 0.50s,0.70s and later on 0.30s during the dip

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>>58034098
as for "when"
>https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2023/10/12/2023-21291/locomotive-image-and-audio-recording-devices-for-passenger-trains

im just relying on hopes and dreams on it nibbling leftovers on the sides from pic related
the company has "NTBSP-compliant, crash-worthy digital video recorders designed to meet EN50155
international standards for electronics on passenger trains" given their years of experience with SEPTA as a customer already, i have no idea what you actually need to be competitive tho lol

>> No.58034255

>>58033955
>>58032972
As fair warning, your bond holdings are going to get annihilated over the next decade or two.

This isn't the golden age of declining interest rates. They're gonna kill you, dawg.

>> No.58034264

fk lol i said it as SEPTRA in the earlier post, it's not the antibiotic it's SEPTA Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority

most likely a pilot project with TTC (Toronto) too but those are just rumours based on a couple lines in the LA transit bid documents
The company itself has made no direct mention of TTC itself (yet?)

>> No.58034267

>>58034255
how could bonds get "annihilated"? once the low rate bonds expire and get replaced by high rate bonds it will normalize

>> No.58034283

>>58031491
What's the ticker, nigger?

>> No.58034292

>>58032414
How does the crushing pressure of a vagina compare to my death grip when i jerk off?

>> No.58034295

>>58034283
imagine not knowing about GSI by now

>> No.58034307

>>58034295
I don't have to imagine cause I do in fact not know. Thanks.

>> No.58034308

>>58034292
the vagina secretes penis destroying fluids

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>futures

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>>58034267
Inflation. We haven't solved it and it's reaccelerating for a variety of reasons. This means the Fed will end up heeming bondholders one of three ways:

1) They capitulate to political pressure and cut. You get capital gains from any bonds you hold, but new ones will pay less interest. Oh yeah, and the gas that pours on the inflation fire causes your gains and interest to be incinerated.

2) They stand their ground. But as inflation keeps ticking up, real rates/restrictiveness *loosens*, which causes people to pile into inflation trades, which pushes up commodities which pushes up inflation which pushes up commodities which

2) They hike. In an election year. Powell is then forced to step down in favor of Fed Chair Krugman. Panic about central bank leadership causes a mass bond market selloff. Time it right and you'll snag a 6% 10 year, but the stabilizing QE the new Fed unleashes pushes inflation up a few % more. Every quarter.

>> No.58034378

>>58033008
Fuck you, I'm trying my best.

>> No.58034401

>>58033680
Work smarter, not harder. Figure out how to get a higher paying job. Maybe in your current industry, maybe not.

>> No.58034419

>>58034361
if rates rise then buying bonds because even better
if rates fall then we can just sell off the capital gains

the only issue is if we enter a pre-2020 world where the real return is negative. At which enjoy selling for massive capital gains

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>>58034419
>if rates rise then buying bonds because even better
This is the same "logic" as people averaging down on a bankrupt penny stock.

>if rates fall then we can just sell off the capital gains
If the 10 year drops from 4.3% to 3.3%, you will enjoy about an 8% capital gain on your principle. Before inflation.

Ask any OIL baron here what would happen to their holdings (and inflation) if rates got cut by a full 1%.

>> No.58034647

>>58031698
Fucking giraffe

>> No.58034660

>>58034525
>If the 10 year drops from 4.3% to 3.3%, you will enjoy about an 8% capital gain on your principle. Before inflation.
Don't forget that if this happens I still get the 3.3% payout so 11.3%

Plus again, this was for short term investing. A less risky form.

>> No.58034685

>>58034361
>Rates will go up
>Or rates will go down
>Or rates will stay the same
Thank you, very helpful

>> No.58034700

>>58033823
I don't know, I am seeing some price drops in my area. Could be a locational issue

>> No.58034705

>>58034685
Anon, the point is that because of inflation, politics, and our current debt load, no matter what, bond holders will be stuck holding the bag. There is no scenario where you're safer or better off parking cash in a 10 year than a money market fund or, hell, XOM.

>> No.58034718

>>58034255
Also, I'm laddering 1 or 2 month bonds until maturity, at about 4.6% or 4.7% for the last year or so. It works out that I get about $25-30 per month depending on rates and timing. It's pretty comfy and a good way to be somewhat defensive and grow my tax advantaged account. I do my silly trades on a margin account so I can at least claim it as capital losses.

>> No.58034722

>>58034660
You don't want bonds, you want t-bills. Those'll yield over 5% and give you flexibility to react to rate changes.

>> No.58034834

>>58034647
damn, can't unsee it now

>> No.58034858

>>58034685
Relax on people in here bro and keep it weekend comfy that dude was obviously detailing scenarios

>>58034361
I don’t think Powell has to necessarily be fired for raising he is there to end inflation so he has an excuse. He can always cut later on like say June.


>>58034075
Ok I see I will continue to hold my bitcoin but maybe try throwing my powder remaining at MSOS fingers crossed

>> No.58034944

BTC's having an oopsy woopsy. Does this bode anything for Monday?

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>>58034858
>keep it weekend comfy
I am keeping it comfy. If I was making it UNcomfy, I would have called him a dumb retarded nigger
But he isn't (because it's the weekend)

>> No.58034989

>>58032908
First on your wrist: the apple watch
Then on your forhead: the AVP

>> No.58035073

>>58034944
It means short MSTR

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I love rejecting women

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I seriously love rejecting women, gotta put them down a notch!

>> No.58035149

>>58035093
We all know the only reason he didn't clean out the rim of her colon with his tongue is, that little jewish boy is gay.

>> No.58035292

>>58035093
>>58035104
BASED

>> No.58035300

selling april cash secured puts for RXRX
stupid or genius?

>> No.58035304

>>58035292
>>58035149
>boy is gay
and here at /smg/ we celebrate that

>> No.58035320

I bought Intel, Google and Microsoft last week, when do I buy SOXL weeklies?

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>>58035320
Just saying... you could just not gamble with options at all.

>> No.58035423

>>58035320
>he bought Microsoft

>> No.58035427

Can someone explain to me what the fuck Chainlink is

>> No.58035447
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>>58035427
no but I like this picture
it speaks to me

>> No.58035460

>>58035427
My heaviest bag

>> No.58035470
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>>58035427 I think it is a hit song by hit singer Nicky Nee

>> No.58035472

>>58035427
ETH is supposed to allow for derivatives via tokens. In Chainlink the idea is that they'd have standardized oracles and derivatives instead of each organization doing their own and letting the market sort it out.
It's kind of braindead desu. I wouldn't be surprised if the contract allows for more token issuance etc.

>> No.58035476

>>58035447
What in the fresh hell

>> No.58035483

>>58035427
some cryptocurrency that the rest of /biz/ thinks will be the CBDC that the NWO is going to use; in reality it's just another crypto scam

>> No.58035489

>>58035427
It's the WEF token

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>I smell like shit

>> No.58035549

Checkin' out FSS and Cytokinetics for my 401K. The ladder makes street sweepers and some other stuff. I forgot what the other one does but they seem promising.

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how’s it going, niggers

>> No.58035681

Bears are FUCKED this week

>> No.58035723

My friend's wife was on her phone, said her bitcoin was losing money, and it made me laugh

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>>58033914
He’s not aged a bit.

>> No.58035755

>>58035723
>said her bitcoin was losing money
Shit. She's only up 27% this month.

>> No.58035761

>>58034247
I believe in you. I have been paying attention to the illegal alien crises and NYC's subway crimes are down bad.

>> No.58035770

I'm from Northside zone twin city Minnesota, that's were im from

>> No.58035796

>>58032901
Small. I generally don’t have a use for them unless yields are high. I own some 6+% corporate 5-years that I got last year.

>> No.58035809

>>58035681
Actually, fuck you.
You are fucked at open, and all you are going to see is red.

>> No.58035826

>>58035809
Nah there's no fundamental reason to be bearish right now. Plus the Nvidia conference is going to start the next leg up on semis.

>> No.58035832

>>58032805
It’s difficult or impossible to exactly time the market. It’s easy to generally time the market as part of certain investment strategies. There are opportunity cost losses and gains in the latter, but it is easy to do it such that gains offset the losses and generate increased gains over straight DCAing.

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>>58035826

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So, I live in NYC. Lower Manhattan, to be specific. And I've noticed a LOT of people buying precious metals recently. Keep in mind, this is an extremely stock-dependent area and people have generally invested heavily into the stock market. But gold and silver have a LOT of demand here. Yesterday, I even heard a neighbor of mine say, "Yeah, I put most of my money in SPY four years ago, but I'm selling it all and investing in Moonshot Metals !" And yeah, they do affectionately call gold and silver "Moonshot Metals" now. It's so weird. I'm very concerned the US stock market is finished in the coming months; if it is struggling to even hold his own here in Manhattan, what hope does it have in Dubai, Hong Kong, Singapore ect.?

>> No.58035856
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Canoli or ice cream?

>> No.58035866

>>58035855
>lot of people
>nyc
>precious metals

Its jews probably. Just buy BTC

>> No.58035869

>>58034255
Bond ETFs are rancid liquified shit. All the bad parts of bonds and equities combined into one entity with none of the good parts.

>> No.58035872

>>58035855
Nope. PM retards are literally always wrong. I remember hearing multiple people saying the same dumb shit in 2020 and 2021 while the market just absolutely left them behind. Central banks absolutely will not allow retail PM holders to win.

>> No.58035893

https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/AMDL:US
Should we be setting up weekly calls expecting this listing to spark a hype cycle for AdvancedMD

>> No.58035899

>>58035856
Ice cream unless you can get multiple cannolis.
It will be a longer experience

>> No.58035905

>>58034361
The Fed isn’t likely to do the first. They’ll drag it out until November and then the political pressure will ease somewhat. The second is likely for the near term. The third is likely if inflation doesn’t moderate before November, but won’t create the scenario you describe if done late in the year. At some point the general public are going to figure out the soft landing is nonsense, though, which will throw all of these scenarios out the window.

>> No.58035907

>>58035893
Oh shit that's gonna fucking moon

>> No.58035922

>>58035905
Lmao they WILL NOT HIKE. I can't believe anyone even thinks that's a possibility.

>> No.58035944

>>58035922
They will hike if inflation continues to increase throughout the year and we don’t have a recession before end of year. Neither of which is likely.

>> No.58035962

>>58035907
I *think* it's listing Monday but I don't fully understand how things appear on the market for the first time.
My understanding of a 2x leveraged eth is that every purchased share of amdl will lock up 200 long-shares of amd and that action + granite shares being in the spotlight for nvidia and btc, means it goes up?

>> No.58035973

>>58035944
>and we don’t have a recession before end of year.
how? Joe is limited by congress by how many money he can spend. recession signals are flashing now. But I agree Fed may have to hike if inflation persist even if we are in recession.

>> No.58035986

>>58035973
>>58035944
>Inflation is so high and going higher!!!
Lmao I remember being 17

>> No.58035990

>>58035899
>It will be a longer experience
Big brain thinking

>> No.58035996

>>58035986
> you like stock being higher and higher but dislike commodities being higher and higher.

>> No.58035999

>>58035973
>Joe is limited by congress by how many money he can spend.
How? By law? The government doesn't follow its own laws.

>> No.58036000
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>>58035973
>recession signals are flashing now

>> No.58036009

>>58035999
That is actually true. I think maybe semi takes these money and simulate the fake economy

>> No.58036042

>>58035986
I had a savings bond with 18% yield. Rates are not historically high, but debt loads and financial markets are much different after deregulation of the 1970s and 1980s and government mismanagement. The economy can’t tolerate those rates now. It seems that inflation is manifesting a bit differently, though I wasn’t around for and don’t remember that entire transition. Looking at historical charts you’ll see about a 20% pullback in indices for each inflationary spike in this type of environment. We’ve seen two so far since 2020. I expect a third this year.

>> No.58036044
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>In the shadowy confines of a room lit only by the flickering light of candles, a woman with strawberry blond hair sat before her AMD-powered computer. Her name was Elara.

>The code she crafted was an invocation, a digital incantation that wove together the arcane and the technological, binding the essence daemons into the silicon heart of her AMD hardware. The air around her grew heavy, charged with a palpable tension as she completed the final sequence. Her screen flickered, not with an error or a system failure, but with the power of the immaterial, a gateway opening.

>Elara realized the gravity of her actions.
>he room darkened further, the light from her computer casting long, ominous shadows across the walls, as if the digital daemons were spilling into her reality, blurring the lines between the virtual and the tangible. Elara sat at the precipice of a new era, one where the realms of gods and men, digital and divine, collided.

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>>58032902
Big thermometer installed. I can see it, and read it, while sitting at my desk across the room from the window it's mounted outside of. This is awesome.

>> No.58036062

>>58033789
Nice, I have an Impreza but was thinking about getting a BRZ next time around

>> No.58036078

>>58033789
>>58036062
I’m looking at one of those, too. It’s that or a Z car. How do you like it?

>> No.58036089

>>58036062
I bought a white, base model Corolla last year. It's fine. I went stealership i say give me the uber driver car that's what i want. They say say no more.

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SIRS please advise, when is the Big Short™ on NVDA? I wanna own the smug libtard faggots that went all in on the top WHEN MY PUTS PRINT.

>> No.58036126

>>58036078
I'm happy with it, got a really good deal on a used 2022 with 7k miles

>> No.58036131

>https://4voiced.funmaker.moe/board/biz
found on /g/, have fun

>> No.58036133

>>58036078
Oh shit, you meant the BRZ

>> No.58036143

>>58036117
The fact that so many idiots are trying to short tech tells me that we're nowhere near the top

>> No.58036150

>>58036133
I am looking at the WRX as well. I bought my wife a PS5 for her birthday and started playing Gran Turismo 7 myself, which reawakened my interest in these fucking cars.

>> No.58036157

>>58036143
>The fact that so many idiots are trying to short tech tells me that we're nowhere near the top
every midwit is bearish on tech and markets right now. its the trendy thing to do. hence we wont crash.

>> No.58036170

>>58036150
There's a part of me that also wants a Z or type R in a couple years. I'm not sure.

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>>58036078
you prob won't enjoy it while you're in "break-in" buit i definitely started appreciating the RWD a lot more (coming from a FWD shitbox) once i could hoon it
i love being able to throttle oversteer so easily on turns without breaking the speed limit technically
there's an empty left turn on my wagie commute i always like to oversteer on every morning when it's still wet from a morning dew or light shower

actually many times the rear will slip but i'll still always feel in control (tho thats probably traction control saving my ass), one time i pushed it a bit after on a highway onramp but it stayed in control lol
do the same thing on a muscle car it'll crash into the sidewalk under the speed limit, the BRZ itself is a very friendly car tho obviously you still need to respect RWD and winter tires wont save you from being retarded in the snow

also it was cheap as fk, CAD$40.5K when i bought it late 2023 for the higher trim with 18" wheels (like US$29K or something), technically i financed it but it was 3.99% interest over 36 months because i get tax-free 5% savings rate so it's better to finance
17" wheels are better but wanted all the other stuff that came on the 18" wheels trim. Z car i imagine is probably $10K+ more expensive, heck even the base miata was more expensive than the BRZ but to be fair the miata is prob a better toy car (and more aluminum instead of steel). BRZ was a compromise since it's cheaper and also more practical

bad financial decision tho, dont buy a new car until you're 6-figs investments at least

>> No.58036191

you know the down move just started right?

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>>58036191
We're talking about JDM, guy.

>> No.58036199

>>58036000
https://home.treasury.gov/system/files/136/Legacy-Airways-Transaction-Summary.pdf
The trick part is that companies taking covid loan have to keep employees and sacrifice shareholders money. the loan probably are going to end next years. Before that, Joe can brag about low unemployment all days.

>> No.58036205

>>58036157
100%. Retail is literally always wrong.

>>58036191
Nah

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What are the odds they reach Georgia?

>> No.58036220

>>58036183
>actually many times the rear will slip but i'll still always feel in control
this sounds very bad i should clarify it only slips because i purposely high-rev it and let it slip

my mileage is very bad right now because of that -> 11L/100km (>21mpg) even when half my commute is on the highway
also it takes 91/93 octane, it's a good thing my commute is only 20 minutes one-way or i'd care a lot more about how much $$ i'm wasting on premium fuel

>> No.58036227

Movie night dude got banned by the fucking jannies but looks like movie night is about to start at the regular place.

>> No.58036231

>>58036205
you think bc I buy odd lots and go against the trend, that we are dumb money. your arrogance offends me my price target just went down 10%

>> No.58036236

>>58036227
Movie is The Way of the Gun (2000).

>> No.58036239

>>58036227
Are you watching Tokyo Drift

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>>58036231

>> No.58036270

>>58036199
I think most companies got their PPP loans forgiven already

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Movie !!!

The way of the gun (2000)

Cy_tu (dot) b_e malthus_mithraeum

>> No.58036301

NEW !! >>58036293

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>>58036289

>> No.58036311

>>58036227
how did he get banned? was he the tranny poster earlier in the week

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Foreign companies sometimes confuse me with thier tickers. What do the various toyota tickers represent?

>> No.58036346

>>58033755
Strangely, they are the ones who make the most money...

>> No.58036349

>>58036311
Apparently he likes to stir up shit on /x/ and get site-wide bans. He's kind of schizo

>> No.58036356

>>58036270
if you read the contracts, you know it's not.

>> No.58036507

>>58036205
>100%. Retail is literally always wrong.
Hence why we're going lower. Call volume is at ATH, plus BTFP is over.

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>movie night

>> No.58036955

>>58036678
>cacao
whoa there bigshot, no need to brag

>> No.58037069

>>58036346
Only a faggot would think this

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Lots of drunk drivers on the road tonight