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[Anonymous No.58018898]

YTD edition.

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous >>58017580

[Anonymous No.58018919]

im going to impregnate the market

[Anonymous No.58018927]

buy GME we are going to moass soon. look at the chart. it is going to bounce so fucking hard. get in while you still can.

[Anonymous No.58018928]

Should I sell my TSM 170 5/17c? They're down 70% but still worth ~25k

[Anonymous No.58018943]

>>58018928
Pics or lying and homosexual

[Anonymous No.58018959]

My Aetheric divination of the primeval current tell me $519.43 at 11:33:27 on monday will be the top for the next 5 days

[Anonymous No.58018960]

>>58018927
why would GME go up? it's a failing business

[Anonymous No.58018980]

i have no delusions, i will declare bankruptcy

there'll be some legal problems i'll have to face

[Anonymous No.58018983]

Why aren't you investing in good companies at low prices?

[Anonymous No.58018987]

Micron is gonna crush earnings next week.

[Anonymous No.58018994]

what percentage of poos even own cars let alone EVs? it's a huge market but how bullish is this really?

[Anonymous No.58018996]

>>58018919
this year i will make enough money to purchase an anime childwife
already made $100 off nycb so i think i'm off to a good start

[Anonymous No.58019004]

afternoon slowdown is practically the same thing as not being open

[Anonymous No.58019005]

Is JingDong ChingChong not going to collapse?

[Anonymous No.58019033]

>>58018983
Does LUNR count?

[Anonymous No.58019037]

>>58018994
looked it up
>Goa has the highest percentage of households that own a car in India at 45.2%
>population 1,458,545
>Kerala has the second-highest percentage of households that own a car in India at 24.2%.
>population 34,630,192

[Anonymous No.58019038]

place your bet
0 day calls or puts at 7$?

[Anonymous No.58019053]

>>58018943
This is one account, I have another 8k in a separate account

[Anonymous No.58019057]

NVDA breaking out

[Anonymous No.58019056]

>>58019037
goa was portugal so makes sense, wouldnt be surprised if half of those cars were from the 70s

dumb fucks invaded it and burned all records so cant even get into EU

[Anonymous No.58019094]

>>58019057
not anymore :(

[Anonymous No.58019096]

>>58018994

[Anonymous No.58019102]

>>58018987
Get used to disappointment.

[Anonymous No.58019124]

>>58019102
I posted it two times today. Citi raised target to 150$. lol

[Anonymous No.58019132]

>>58019124
Are we talking about the same company....?

[Anonymous No.58019152]

Come on Bart hour

[Anonymous No.58019158]

>>58018898
bought my first position today. i'm all in on india. desi gods are gonna take me to financial nirvana

[Anonymous No.58019162]

was the whole macron france thing a nothingburger?
>>58018996
cirno would beat you to a frozen pulp and your failing jew bank won't save you

[Anonymous No.58019164]

>>58019111
>>>58018510 #
>How far out do you typically sell them out for? I guess time and strike price percent above current?

[Anonymous No.58019166]

>>58019053
>buy high sell low
if TSM isn't at 140 next friday then consider it

[Anonymous No.58019167]

>>58019053
>>58018928
I had 75% gains on my TSM shares in Friday. Now its 50%.

[Anonymous No.58019187]

>>58019158
Nice, india etf? I don't think there's any good etfs out there but I think there are absolutely some small gems in that market.

[Anonymous No.58019194]

>>58019132
>Citi Research analysts hiked their price target for Micron Technology (NASDAQ:MU) to a new Street high ahead of the company’s fiscal Q2 2024 report scheduled for March 20.

>The global investment bank lifted the price objective from $95 to $150 and earnings per share (EPS) estimates for the fiscal 2025 year from $6.38 to $6.65.

>“We expect the company to post upside to Consensus and increased guidance for F3Q24 given strong DRAM pricing and shipments of higher-priced, higher-margin, High Bandwidth Memory (HBM) which is shipping with Nvidia AI systems,” analysts said.

>MU rose more than 3% in Friday's premarket trading.

>The new target represents a 50% to the chipmaker’s historic range, but Citi thinks the stock deserves a premium “given increasing AI exposure and other AI-exposed stocks such as AVGO and AMD have seen a 100% increase in their multiples,” added analysts.

>“Micron remains our top pick and Buy-rated.”

>The team expects Micron to report an FQ2 2024 loss per share of $0.28, compared to the consensus projection of $0.42 loss per share, attributed to higher margins.

>Their revenue forecast of $5.30 billion, marking a 12% quarter-over-quarter increase, aligns with the consensus estimate of $5.30 billion, also reflecting a 12% rise from the previous quarter.

[Anonymous No.58019207]

What do you call this chart pattern?

[Anonymous No.58019234]

>>58019187
yeah. I bought FLIN. at some point I want to look into small cap indian funds.

[Anonymous No.58019238]

>>58019207
consolidation in narrow range.

[Anonymous No.58019261]

what dollar amount do you associate with "an hour of work" meaning an hour of work in any shit, low, entry job? i'm thinking $10

[Anonymous No.58019266]

>>58019102
They missed EPS last earnings and still popped. Pre-NVDA partnership. Also, like other anon said, they got a huge analyst upgrade.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019273]

>SHOT
>MARA
>LUNR
All my meme stonks are green

[Anonymous No.58019277]

>>58019238
I know that, anon. But it is a hilariously tight range to maintain for an entire quarter. It's also not how the stock traded on the mainland so there's some story of fuckery there.

[Anonymous No.58019279]

>>58019162
i sold all my shares, i only put a little bit in to ride the retard pump. don't care what it does now

[Anonymous No.58019286]

>>58019261
$25

[Anonymous No.58019287]

>>58019194
>MU makes HBM
guess i'm in

[Anonymous No.58019290]

Listen to me.

Small group of minorities who wear small hates and have noses that are a bit longer than normal have decided the the market will crash close to 10% for the next 2.5 months.

This is what I've heard from my masters. Do what you will with this information.

[Anonymous No.58019297]

>>58019261
Under Bidenomics, a minimum wage is $25/hr. And a living wage is $50/hr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wb654WBoDM

[Anonymous No.58019303]

>>58019207
indecisiveness

[Anonymous No.58019305]

>>58019261
$20 because i earn nzd which is basically worthless

[Anonymous No.58019308]

>>58019273
>>SHOT
>>MARA
>>LUNR
these are meme stocks? wtf wheres rocker these stocks are my entire portfolio!

[Anonymous No.58019314]

>>58019187
INDY is a etf that tracks the nifty50 which is the jeet stock market index. it has actually performed quite well over the past 5-10 years. in the past 5 years it is up almost 100% and in the past 5 years before that it was up 100% too. it has outperformed spy but has fairly high MER. if the western world is serious about moving away from china to india i doubt that growth is going to slow down anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.58019321]

Hi dipshits, did NVIDIA explode yet

[Anonymous No.58019340]

>>58019287
welcome aboard

[Anonymous No.58019339]

>>58019207
the Beijing squint

[Anonymous No.58019343]

>>58019314
I don't know anon, there are too many stocks in there to analyze let alone the ones that get dropped and added. Too much work. I prefer concentrating into a few good ideas. I own 2 stocks (private).

[Anonymous No.58019346]

>>58019314
>INDY
>Blackrock
not desi

[Anonymous No.58019359]

>>58019321
Yeah, to the upside, buncun. Their AI chips can make all the creepy-ass art you want.

[Anonymous No.58019396]

>>58019194
Oh, my fuckup. Still....Schwab gives them an F rating, and their past performance is erratic as hell, and their EPS even with good earnings is still at a negative. I wish you well, anon, but I'm not gonna risk it.

[Anonymous No.58019416]

>>58019396
Me also not, neither short nor buy. THis stock is retarded. It's worse than NVDA. Worse than SMCI and even worse than AMD. It's pretty much the worst.

[Anonymous No.58019421]

Imagine not investing in this 100x stock right now lmao

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019430]

>>58019421
I have calls for april 19 after some anon shilled it. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.58019432]

>>58019321
No. It's up slightly for the day, but still just crabbing. Be interesting to see what happens Monday, when SMCI officially joins the S&P 500 and every index fund in creation starts slurping them up. Given that they're joined ta the hip, that might bode well for NVDA as well. Just have to pic related and see.

[Anonymous No.58019433]

NIGVIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58019443]

Niggers will always be niggers. Rip Kaylee gains

[Anonymous No.58019450]

WGAT WAS TGAHT OAH MY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58019453]

>>58019430
You will know on March 27th :)

[Anonymous No.58019455]

>>58019321
switch 2 is rumored to be announced this month. if that happens nvidia will get a bump

[Anonymous No.58019459]

>>58019340
Hi Mepe, want to have some wine, cheese and bread with Sepe?

[Anonymous No.58019464]

>>58019421
>EPS
>-1.02
>P/E
>N/A
Why are you trying to scam me anon?

[Anonymous No.58019465]

>>58019443
Thanks for reminding me of

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN anon

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019472]

>>58019443
hey let's not rush to conclusions about the race of the attackers ok?

[Anonymous No.58019482]

>>58019464
Because I have 20,000 shares and don’t want you to miss out :)

[Anonymous No.58019501]

>>58019443
she literally said the word nigger you fucking idiot. talk shit, get hit.

[Anonymous No.58019506]

>>58019455
I have a steamdeck

[Anonymous No.58019508]

I finally took a gamble on options and my calls printed today. Does this mean I should continue doing this or will I eventually lose everything like a degenerate gambler?

[Anonymous No.58019509]

BORING

[Anonymous No.58019542]

>>58019508
the first one is free

[Anonymous No.58019548]

>>58019455
I don't even know what the point of the switch 2 is going to be. They aren't improving the graphics on anything so what are they doing? Obviously Nintendo soiboys will literally buy anything they release so it's kind of a moot point.

[Anonymous No.58019559]

>>58019508
Just dont get cocky anon. I made 15k in february, lost all but 2k first week of march. Diversify your portfolio, and by that I dont mean buy options in a bunch of different stocks. Have at least 40% in shares as a fallback. You WILL eventually get heemed. But you can mitigate how badly.

[Anonymous No.58019560]

dogshit water week. fuck tech trannies inflating their shit stocks, i hope morons dumping their paychecks into tech get left holding a big stinky bag of wet shit

[Anonymous No.58019570]

>>58019501
She got her n-word pass. that one was supposed to be free. Typical behavior to assault her before even asking for her documentation

[Anonymous No.58019572]

>>58019548
how are we supposed to know what the point is when it hasn't been announced yet?

[Anonymous No.58019579]

>>58019508
I've lost like 10k in options - they're not for me, I'm too ADHD. Also the odds are just stacked against you - you have to battle theta, get the right price, right timing, the right vol, etc, etc

[Anonymous No.58019585]

>>58019560
Yeah Technology is going to stop being relevant soon and we'll go back to the dark ages.

[Anonymous No.58019587]

Buy boeing dip yuh/nuh?

[Anonymous No.58019599]

>>58019548
Who even cares about Nintendo, they haven't made anything original for like 10 years now.

[Anonymous No.58019600]

>>58019432
>SMCI officially joins the S&P 500
top signal

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019602]

Sold 1 MARA 35c for Apr 26 for $112
lol
lmao even
buy my calls retards

[Anonymous No.58019605]

>>58018919
Based

[Anonymous No.58019613]

>>58019587
buy airbus equity
why is everything here gambling

[Anonymous No.58019617]

>>58019508
my first ever option returned 900% i was up over 22k through january and february but now ive slowly bled out those gains. there were times where my option were in a profitable position but i held it too long and ended up getting heemed. im basically back down to my starting point. when you are in the heat of the moment its takes so much focus and energy. it basically becomes your life to just watch a line.

[Anonymous No.58019621]

>>58019587
Whens the last time you flew in a plane?

[Anonymous No.58019627]

>>58019605
porgant

[Anonymous No.58019629]

Should I be buying or selling Ukrainian bonds before August?

[Anonymous No.58019633]

>>58019572
I've read articles about it and it's been explicitly stated that Nintendo isn't interested in competing with Sony or Microsoft graphically. They also aren't interested in home consoles anymore and are focusing on portable consoles which is literally what the original switch is.
>>58019599
If they let their IPs go to steam, the company would have nothing. Mario is keeping that company afloat.

[Anonymous No.58019634]

>>58019432
>the actual unironic bubble tech stock joining sp500
lol

lmao

can i invest in the sp500 exc SMCI?

[Anonymous No.58019644]

MSTR is just a ponzi right? Essentially relies on more baggies buying shares constantly and the price of BTC continuing to rise.

[Anonymous No.58019645]

>>58019629
Ukraine will cease being a country in a few years.

[Anonymous No.58019646]

If Biden lets NVDA dump im going to not vote for him (won't be voting for trump)

[Anonymous No.58019651]

>>58019633
>I've read articles about it
lmao fake news believer

[Anonymous No.58019659]

>>58019644
Its no more of a ponzi scheme than anything else crypto related

[Anonymous No.58019676]

>>58019659
the underlying technology has uses.
Shitcoins dont.

[Anonymous No.58019689]

>>58019645
So will we, if the Feds keep importing 2-3 million orcs across an open border every year. Our entire country is turning into a giant fucking favela.

[Anonymous No.58019701]

Just bought 13k worth of NVDA stock for next week. It can't go tits up right?

[Anonymous No.58019710]

>>58019701
NVDA is the blue chip of blue chips, the absolute gold standard.

[Anonymous No.58019715]

>>58019710

[Anonymous No.58019719]

>>58019701
Yes. Of course it can. Or it can keep going up, buoyed on a tsunami of cash. Place your stop orders and hang on tight.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019726]

>>58019701
>>58019701
>Just bought 13k worth of NVDA stock for next week. It can't go tits up right?

[Anonymous No.58019727]

What is triple witching?

[Anonymous No.58019735]

>>58019644
Jesus Christ man I wish there was fractional options for this like if I could just get a June 2000 50 share version I could barely afford it and still end up with 150k once it hits 5000 a share it’s so fucking frustrating to think about how I didn’t buy in when I could get less insane calls

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019742]

How do I into trading cocoa? What broker do you nogs use? I don't think I can do it in Fidelity.

[Anonymous No.58019745]

>>58019701
E=bought? Dump it (y2)

[Anonymous No.58019748]

>>58019727
options and futures expiring all on one day, happens every quarter and its a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.58019750]

>>58019701
now this is podracing

[Anonymous No.58019752]

>>58019645
Correct, it will be an American territory.

[Anonymous No.58019756]

>>58019742
You can do it on Etoro. I've always lost money trying to swing commodities though.

[Anonymous No.58019759]

>>58019443
Damn just heard about this.
Anyone have the video?

[Anonymous No.58019764]

5090

[Anonymous No.58019766]

>>58019194
>>58019396

We don't want your analyst picks here. We try to beat the market which analysts don't do.

[Anonymous No.58019768]

>>58019752
haven't banks bought up most of it already during this ordeal?

[Anonymous No.58019774]

>>58019742
trading commodities is just asking to get heemed

[Anonymous No.58019780]

drunk again
didn't win the lottery again
gotta work tomorrow again

life is so cruel

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58019781]

>>58019756
I'll never use eToro again. Those nogs made me close my account (selling at a loss) when I moved to the US and offered no alternatives like transfering the stock. They also charged me a withdrawal fee which they weren't supposed to do. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.58019782]

I want a financial derivative to bet on court case outcomes.

[Anonymous No.58019783]

>>58019768
Same difference.

[Anonymous No.58019788]

>>58019701
>he bought the top of the great ai bubble
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.58019787]

>>58019766
report me

[Anonymous No.58019791]

>>58019752
>everyone in ukraine dies
>america takes over
>neon prices plummet
>semiconductor market uses reduced costs to increase margins
>nvidia posts huge earnings
buy nvidia

[Anonymous No.58019792]

Uhh cocoa bros?

[Anonymous No.58019794]

>>58019508
First one is free, then you're HOOKED

[Anonymous No.58019802]

>>58019766
I understand, of course. But I've learnt to trust Schwab's ratings a little more than most, even when I bet against them.

[Anonymous No.58019809]

>>58019748
Is it common for people to not sell their options before 4:30?
I can't imagine why people would risk after hours swings.

[Anonymous No.58019810]

>>58019781
>platform runs on USD in the EU
>has to sell when moving to US
lol

[Anonymous No.58019815]

>>58019781
>when I moved to the US
/scowls suspiciously

You a dam furriner?

[Anonymous No.58019817]

>>58019802
Are you still going on about your (((goyim))) ratings? Why are you so obsessed?

[Anonymous No.58019826]

>>58019781
I dunno then - any platform which allows you to trade futures I guess. I think Tasty has some futures. There's also IG.

[Anonymous No.58019828]

Hedge funds absolutely heemed options holders this week after Tuesday. Bought and sold in AH/PM and crabbed the fucker the last three trading days. That is how you make sure you collect premium. Buh-bye 900c's

[Anonymous No.58019834]

Good morning anon. Welcome to your first day on the job at kinoplex, a place with steady income, I know you need that after losing it all in the summer 2024 crash. I hope you can bring that wall street gambler energy to our business, the customers need someone with energy whos tough to handle their requests. Meet your new coworkers, lisa is our head register employee, she will train you in the transaction processes, moot here is our equipment specialist, acquires food and keeps the popcorn machine fed from the popcorn mines. I will be in my back office if you need further help. Good luck and put a smile on, the latest nintendo movie is expected to bring in big profits for us.

[Anonymous No.58019844]

>>58019828
Yet another reason not to trade options.

[Anonymous No.58019882]

>>58019834
Why is my boss a nigger?

[Anonymous No.58019884]

nvidia is going to dump after hours. last chance to get out.

[Anonymous No.58019890]

>>58019817
I was merely explaining myself, O Paranoid One. I look at the financials, especially the PE and PEG. I look at the nice slow steady appreciation of the stock over the paste one-three-five years. But if I can get an A or B rating from Schwab on top of that, then that's the cherry on the cake. That's my system, and it has served me well. I'm up more than 20% for the year, simply through trading stocks in the conventional fashion. Meanwhile I come here at least one a week and listen to people scream and yell about losing money chasing meme stocks with shit ratings, or losing their shirts on calls and puts -- the more about which I learn, the less I want anything to do with.

[Anonymous No.58019891]

Just got back from the grocery store (KR, it was busy, bullish?)
I bought a donut for lunch
Why did someone bake early?
I thought we were past that issue

[Anonymous No.58019901]

>>58019792
ahh yes I remember the great cocoa financial crisis of 2024.

[Anonymous No.58019906]

>>58019884
Buy a weekly otm put on NVDA if you are so sure

[Anonymous No.58019910]

>>58019882
DEI

[Anonymous No.58019915]

>>58019901
If we have a chocolate shortage, how will we temper and subdue our ovulating woman???

[Anonymous No.58019919]

nvidia is going to pump after hours. you will still be able to get in as long as you're not using a nigger broker.

[Anonymous No.58019920]

One of the reasons we trade and earn is so we can afford to send our children to all white schools. Anything less and you have failed as a parent.

[Anonymous No.58019928]

>>58019891
Schools are out for America. We got some giddy teeny bopper for a baker. This is why child labor isn't allowed.

[Anonymous No.58019930]

>buy SMCI at 3pm
>it dumps

[Anonymous No.58019932]

>>58019627
This must have came from the Google image thing

[Anonymous No.58019938]

Why hasn't
>le OpEx
been a buzzword today?

[Anonymous No.58019949]

Nvidia on Recursion(RXRX), ai drug discovery company
https://youtu.be/ytZcvwZxkrg?t=1457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HoLv3QV0UM

Last year Nvidia invested $50million into RXRX
Last month Nvidia invested $230million into RXRX

Remember SOUN? Nvidia only invested 3.7 million.

Next weeks GTC ai event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9R1ts_xfgc&t=1s
Nvidia will talk about Recursion and other ai products nvidia is working on.

While researching Recursion (RXRX) another anon suggested everyone pull a tarot card.
I pulled "The Star" card. This trade is blessed.

[Anonymous No.58019953]

>>58019938
Since Cem Karson copyrighted the term.

[Anonymous No.58019957]

>>58019901
Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.58019962]

>>58019792
Blacks can't even be counted on to grow our cocoa. Buy oil instead

[Anonymous No.58019970]

>>58019742
I think you can on Schwab but you need to be approved for margin and stuff.

[Anonymous No.58019971]

Whats the little D next to SILXY mean?

[Anonymous No.58019993]

>>58019971
Quote's delayed, usually 15 minutes. Your broker may have more real time pricing.

[Anonymous No.58019994]

For me? It’s US steel.

[Anonymous No.58020002]

>>58019962
>Blacks can't even be counted on to grow our cocoa
Which is bullish for cocoa

[Anonymous No.58020006]

Fuck I had the perfect position and got shaken out again for the 3rd time in 3 months

[Anonymous No.58020011]

>>58019993
oh thanks

[Anonymous No.58020012]

>investors

[Anonymous No.58020014]

>>58019928
>Schools are out for America.
Wait, are they? I'm in America and I didn't know this

[Anonymous No.58020020]

>>58019949
You never did a card reading on NYCB...

[Anonymous No.58020021]

>>58019915
...long PLCE and CRI?

[Anonymous No.58020023]

>>58019915
we won't. expect increased divorce rates, more homes on the market, real estate downturn

[Anonymous No.58020025]

[Anonymous No.58020028]

>>58019915
>He doesn't go to COST and bulk buy chocolate to hoard

[Anonymous No.58020031]

>>58019971
what exchange is it traded on? all my TSX stocks have that D by them

[Anonymous No.58020038]

>>58019882
Whoa there, partner. Robert is a black man. It's a known fact he owns both OIL and NAT GAS.

[Anonymous No.58020046]

>>58019834
Sorry I'm not taking the job. Movie theater is a dying/dead industry and I won't be a part of it.

[Anonymous No.58020047]

>bitcoom will never go above 69k again

[Anonymous No.58020055]

>>58019915
Job market cratering, HR roasties going nuts

[Anonymous No.58020056]

>heemed today
this is bidens economy. vote wisely amerilards

[Anonymous No.58020061]

BUDDY WE TOLD YOU TWO DAYS AGO

[Anonymous No.58020064]

OKAY MARKET SAMA I KNEEL, I'LL STICK TO PLAYING EARNINGS AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58020082]

Intel bros use some lube at least

[Anonymous No.58020083]

Watch NOG Video dump AH once all the options have expired.

[Anonymous No.58020087]

>>58020031
5 letters ending in "Y" or "F" means it's a foreign share traded in the US OTC/on pink sheets. Those usually have quote delays.

Silex's home exchange is the ASX.

[Anonymous No.58020092]

I had the order in. all I had to do was walk away from the screen.

[Anonymous No.58020108]

LOWER

[Anonymous No.58020113]

>>58019949
Bought 200 shares, how many more till I make it?

[Anonymous No.58020123]

So wait... is this the time to go into TQQQ (a dip) or SQQQ (the start)?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58020131]

>>58019815
I am. Thank you for all the money you're paying me, I'll use it all to retire in my home country in a couple of years.

Also fuck the IRS I had to pay 60k in taxes.

>>58019810
It's retarded. They now have a eToro USA that I think opened shortly after they had me liquidate.

[Anonymous No.58020133]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58020137]

>>58019949
I just bought 350 shares. I better make money like I did with soundhound

[Anonymous No.58020138]

HHHNNNNNGGG

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58020147]

>>58020133
On paper? Lost 4k, it'll all come back up
On actual money? Made $100 from selling a covered call

[Anonymous No.58020148]

grabblers are trying to take my silver gains

[Anonymous No.58020153]

>>58020133
I am bitch made paper hands faggot. -300 even though I shouldve been + 400

[Anonymous No.58020155]

>>58020046
Haha nonsense anon. The legend of zelda movie is going to bring in the profits. And the ironman reboot with indian tony stark? Big seller. Hell, we are independently owned theatre by me. I even have a fun toga week here where we all wear togas to work. You look like a big guy that hits chest and watches movies about plane heists. You'd be getting all kinds of dates with a toga when our female customers see your big muscles. I bet you don't have that at your current job.

[Anonymous No.58020160]

>>58020133
What happens when she gets tired?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58020164]

>>58020148
why don't you close your eyes and imagine the grabbler being turned to ashes and then carried away by a purifying wind?

[Anonymous No.58020174]

Where's the earth shattering kaboom?

[Anonymous No.58020175]

>>58020133
+11% on adbe puts alone
Another +11% till I break even on my failed NVDA calls last week

[Anonymous No.58020179]

>>58020133
+5.04%

[Anonymous No.58020182]

>>58020133
>+3.76%
>YTD: +7.00%

Glad uranium and crypto are unfucking themselves. And that China gave me a good, balls deep reentry.

[Anonymous No.58020185]

>>58020160
she's powered by ur luv for her so she'll never get tired

[Anonymous No.58020196]

>>58020133
+0.06%

[Anonymous No.58020197]

>>58020133
9 calls and 1 put just expired worthless. Hard to believe how easy it is making money selling options as long as you don’t greedy. Will do it again on Monday. Happy weekend /smg/, enjoy your gaines.

[Anonymous No.58020203]

>>58020148
Physical, miners, or both?

[Anonymous No.58020206]

>>58020133
down ~1k this week
cya boys on monday

[Anonymous No.58020210]

>>58020133
-$0.68
Meh gonna have a Cold Beer and Some Chicken Fried.

It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most~
Not where you live, what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes~
There's no dollar sign on a peace of mind
This I've come to know~
So if you agree, have a drink with me~
Raise your glasses for a toast~

To a little bit of chicken fried~

A cold beer on a Friday night~

[Anonymous No.58020216]

The market is closed, why are you still here?

[Anonymous No.58020219]

>>58020174
Was there supposed to be one?

[Anonymous No.58020221]

>>58020203
I'm in both

[Anonymous No.58020223]

>>58020210
*
>0.68%
Here derp.

[Anonymous No.58020232]

>>58020216
The post game show and I got nothing else to do anyway.

[Anonymous No.58020239]

>>58020137
>>58020113
8,200 shares here

[Anonymous No.58020261]

crab day

[Anonymous No.58020272]

>>58020239
>>58020137
>>58020113

I bought 40 because I'm poor and gay

[Anonymous No.58020277]

>>58020133
-9k for the day to round out my past weeks losses to a respectable -89k :)

[Anonymous No.58020291]

I sold some of my TSLA at a loss to offset some of my gains, and then I will buy TSLA leaps.

[Anonymous No.58020296]

>>58020216
I got laid off and when the money runs out I'm gonna KMS. Market plays are all I got left, maybe if I get rich I won't have to KMS. When the curtain falls, where else am I gonna go?

[Anonymous No.58020300]

>>58020133
Made money on puts. Made FUCKTON on MSOX and MSOS. you guys, up up 30% because the vp talked to some nog about cannabis. The industry is looking for any excuse to pop off

[Anonymous No.58020308]

>>58020261
More like crab WEEK.

[Anonymous No.58020314]

And so ends the week of me losing three earnings gambles and barely eeking out a profit on the fourth

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58020316]

>>58020300
>up up 30% because the vp talked to some nog about cannabis
sauce?

[Anonymous No.58020340]

>>58020133
+0.5%

[Anonymous No.58020352]

>>58020133
I made $200 (from $55k.)

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58020355]

>he is holding NVDA over the weekend
oh no lmao

[Anonymous No.58020370]

>>58020210
>American song
>Takes a break partway through to honor the troops
Kino honestly
>>58020300
Cannastocks run up big but they take big shits too. I don't know if that's trustworthy, buddy had 50 percent gains on some shit stock and lost 90 percent when he didn't take profit

[Anonymous No.58020373]

>>58019339
kek

[Anonymous No.58020376]

Is no one watching yields computer?
Up 200 bepsis points on the 10 year.
No one wants these stinky bonds with rate hikes acoming

[Anonymous No.58020377]

imagine of something bad happens with the conference, a buttplugg falls out of jensens ass on stage during his 2 hour opening talk and he just keeps going or something

[Anonymous No.58020380]

>>58018994
Bought Rivian last year. Looking like a big brain move with new smaller trucks reveal. Thought about selling ibut decided to hold along with my SNOW and PLTR. It's been all good last 12 mo.

[Anonymous No.58020382]

>>58020133
It appears I may have been right to sell yesterday. While it hasn't broken bearish in a meaningful way yet, there is no short term bull trend here and for that reason /cashgang/ is gonna be the best place for me until the next thing.

[Anonymous No.58020391]

>>58020377
>a buttplugg falls out of jensens ass on stage during his 2 hour opening talk and he just keeps going or something
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.58020400]

>>58019261
>>58019297
$25 if we are matching with the cost of living and productivity.
$10 an hour in the US is basically criminal with the cost of living and rampant inflation.

United States/Population/Median Income
31,133 USD

[Anonymous No.58020406]

>>58020133
>all of my good well informed and strategized trades went pretty well into the green this week
>made one really unfathomably stupid mistake that went in the red
>options strats halved the losses from that (I literally mistook a ticker for another and put wrong values into my calculator)
>tied the s&p500 for the week overall

[Anonymous No.58020424]

>>58020272
>>58020239
good luck bros

[Anonymous No.58020427]

>>58020406
>tied the s&p500 for the week overall
baller

[Anonymous No.58020438]

>>58020133
Up 3.02% today. No complaints, gonna be a comfy weekend. Getting ready to hop in the shower and hit up DG because they have this really good 90 second rice o roni spicy Spanish rise pouches for only $1.25, then I'm heading to Busch's (not public traded) because I need butter and I'm going to see what kind of sales they have. Then lastly it's off to Speedway (also not publicly traded) to get beer and smokes. Maybe a little chicken fried later.

[Anonymous No.58020445]

>Bailey also went on the record that the other girl involved in the fight could face upgraded, “first degree assault” charges — despite the fact that she is only 15 years old.
The difference between the "Right" and the "Left" is that one wants to ban "assault weapons" and one wants to ban "assault 'people.'"

[Anonymous No.58020471]

>>58020400
You can't increase wages without the increase specifically the productivity of goods. It doesn't matter if you're making more batches of fried chicken, we need more consumable items that aren't just imported from China. Otherwise, the importers can just limit the flow of goods and they will charge insane amounts, because there is so much demand. This is also what is contributing to inflation btw. Wages for workers went up, but there was no way to meet their needs with domestic consumables. Even homes were way behind in demand. But now that is all slowing down as the consumer is broke buying groceries.

[Anonymous No.58020487]

>>58020424
https://youtu.be/iUOrH2FJKfo?t=1271

What did Jensen Huang mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58020490]

>>58020438
> Then lastly it's off to Speedway (also not publicly traded) to get beer and smokes. Maybe a little chicken fried later.
How the fuck are you still alive Johnny fat hands? You are in your fucking 30s but look like you could be in your 50s. Fuck dude get your shit together, if you don't workout and go the gym you and your family will fucking die!

[Anonymous No.58020496]

>>58020471
>Otherwise, the importers can just limit the flow of goods and they will charge insane amounts
We're already pretty close to where it starts to make sense building eg injection molds/die preprocesses and manufacturing trivial parts yourself. I was just starting to do some of this before I became homeless.

[Anonymous No.58020514]

>>58020490
I work very hard and have a physical job at times. Was lifting heavy ass boxes for 8 hours a day all week. That's my exercise.
>How are you still alive
Genuinely ask myself this almost daily.

[Anonymous No.58020517]

>>58020487
wtf

[Anonymous No.58020546]

>>58020487
He means my RXRX bags gonna get fat like them tits

[Anonymous No.58020548]

>>58020210
do you eat any healthy food?

[Anonymous No.58020550]

>>58020514
You are lucky you weren't born in China because your poor life choices would render your social credit score low enough to where you would get vanned and shot in a ditch. Next time you make your video I'm taking pictures of you and making chink versions of yourself to show how dead the chink inside of you is.

[Anonymous No.58020557]

[Anonymous No.58020567]

>>58020210
You eat like a fucking shit head and you are lying to yourself that you feel good afterwards. You choosing a temporary "high" instead of actually taking care of yourself. You fat fucking piece of shit what's next? Doing fentanyl underneath a bridge? Would you fucking do that if it was sold to you in a country song as a lifestyle. Fucking fat alcoholic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.58020571]

>>58020550
I would rise among the ranks in china. Literally all I do is work. I have essentially no hobbies other than gambling (also a chink thing) and all of those fuckers smoke cigarettes. I'd blend right outside of the fact id mog all of them by a out 2 feet.

[Anonymous No.58020577]

High IV on those MU options

[Anonymous No.58020583]

>>58020377
I'm honestly surprised a CEO hasn't done this yet to pump numbers.

[Anonymous No.58020591]

Jerome Powell MUST read my tweets about how I want to suck his titties

[Anonymous No.58020669]

I need to make $3000 to buy a new laptop (government steals 40% of all capital gains here). How do I do it?

[Anonymous No.58020670]

opened a short on NFLX today

[Anonymous No.58020681]

>>58020669
>$3000 to buy a new laptop
gaming laptops are for retards. get a deck

[Anonymous No.58020689]

>>58020670
Ahead of Three Body Problem?

[Anonymous No.58020698]

>let da weed burn man me rastafarai man ya man hah-hah-hah
any cannabis stocks in germany yet? they legalized it the other month.

[Anonymous No.58020701]

>>58020689
I haven't read any news, gut feeling. What's three body problem?

[Anonymous No.58020714]

>>58020681
I'm not looking for a gaming laptop.

[Anonymous No.58020723]

My gf is pissed I spent all my money on soxl calls and I can’t take her out this weekend.
https://vocaroo.com/1bEtKVGTVkcq

[Anonymous No.58020724]

>>58020714
why is it so expensive then?

[Anonymous No.58020738]

>>58020724
40% tax on capital gains + 20% VAT tax

[Anonymous No.58020739]

>>58020701
New series coming out next week based on a very popular scifi novel

[Anonymous No.58020748]

>>58020669
300 BJs $10 each or 30 your last 2 digits $100 each

[Anonymous No.58020759]

>>58020701
>What's three body problem?
It's something Isaac Newton did with his sister and a friend.

[Anonymous No.58020760]

>>58020216

Just to suffer.

It won't stop hurting.

[Anonymous No.58020767]

What an absolutely pitiful display by bears today and yesterday. What happened to muh $5tn opex catastrophe?? Lmao retards, every time.

[Anonymous No.58020784]

>>58020487
Holy mommy material


I bought TSM leaps today. Didn't see how bad the chart was till after I bought. Guess I'm a long term investor in Taiwan now.

[Anonymous No.58020795]

>>58020759
probably gained some esoteric knowledge from that experiment
>>58020739
sounds gay

[Anonymous No.58020802]

>>58020795
>sounds gay
It's Chinese, so it's probably fake too. Fake AND gay.

[Anonymous No.58020809]

>>58020548
>>58020567
>own a house
>own land
>smoke Cigars and Pipe Tobacco
>partake in Reasonable legal Cannabis
>own guns because I can
>own physical gold and silver
>drink Rum and Coke as the founding fathers intended
>eat steak and chicken maybe treat myself to fried chicken
>Proud to be an American where at least I have AC
>Buy VOO and VT(for my Roth IRA)
>Anglo-Saxon blood traced back to the 1600s because Europe fucking sucks and Canada is worse

It would seem once again American Superiority has caused some controversy.

[Anonymous No.58020819]

>>58020567
Why are you screaming at chicken fried poster? What the fucks your problem? You lanklets are always so feisty. Maybe it's because you simply aren't as healthy as is hamchads. Let me put it in a way your malnourished lanklet brain can understand. Hamchads are the human version of a loaded bank account. We've been storing all the necessary nutrients and vitamins in our body in excess so whenever our body needs them, they are right there. That's why we are always so happy. Want not, waste not. (You) on the other hand are frail, hungry, and angry. Your body is living paycheck to paycheck. Vitamins and minerals are barely enough to survive and you have absolutely no storage of reserves. Even worse you starve yourself for the sake of vanity which is a sin. There is still time to accept reality and repent.

[Anonymous No.58020829]

>>58020809
I said my say in a positive tone in my head.
eat healthy. drink water. short KO and Popeyes

[Anonymous No.58020856]

for RTX never moves anon - I sold for 17% profit today

[Anonymous No.58020860]

This is a perfectly normal chart

[Anonymous No.58020876]

>>58020723
Have your parents calm her down. She's their daughter after all.

[Anonymous No.58020877]

>>58020809

[Anonymous No.58020892]

>>58020819
Fried chicken is the most nigger tier food there is. If you find yourself eating like a nigger then it isn't a stretch of the imagination that you are becoming more like one.

>>58020809
I'm fucking American too I'm just not a degenerate like you who is on your way to sucking dick for fentanyl underneath a bridge. America used to mean something before they started letting faggots like you have your parades and do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.58020906]

>>58020860
Pretty much matching BITX, yeah? So what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.58020913]

>>58020892
It's a fucking meme you face blind autist. We aren't actually having chicken fried every Friday. However that cold beer tonight is another story.

[Anonymous No.58020928]

>>58020913
>However that cold beer tonight is another story.
Yeah, we all know Rocker is a "Bud Light drinker".

[Anonymous No.58020935]

Monty Python "Bring out your dead" NVDA

[Anonymous No.58020943]

>>58020928
More of a Busch light guy myself. Plus he boycott is over. Kid rock told me it's safe to drink bud light again.

[Anonymous No.58020948]

>>58020913
>We aren't actually having chicken fried every Friday.
.......we aren't?
What other lies have I been told?! Do your jeans not fit just right!?!

[Anonymous No.58020955]

>>58020928
>"Bud Light drinker"
INBEV slurper

[Anonymous No.58020963]

So uhh..

Are semis pump dump or crab this week?

I think a dirty theta week to wipe out gtc options players then we pump the week after

[Anonymous No.58020985]

>>58020943
>BeerOfChoice.png

[Anonymous No.58020991]

>>58020829
You are forgiveness Fren I appreciate you looking out for my health. Thank you sorry for catching you in the crossfire.

>>58020892
This self loathing American on the other hand I only have one thing to say.

Roru
Rumao even.

[Anonymous No.58020995]

>>58020985

[Anonymous No.58021003]

>>58020963
Pump on the Nvidia conference, pump again on dovish FOMC. Nothing has fundamentally changed this week, just even more retail figuring out that they can buy NVDA. This is going to be like the runup in 2021.

[Anonymous No.58021006]

>>58020985
That shits gross, I will occasionally have a bud light lime though on a sunny day.

[Anonymous No.58021017]

>>58020985
for me it's corona with a slice of lime

[Anonymous No.58021018]

>>58020995
nope. Male (X,Y) here
I did once date someone who knew the person who concocted Bud Light Lime (which is disgusting)
This came up in conversation on a date because I seriously am/was a BLO drinker.

[Anonymous No.58021024]

>>58020995
need smile shot. are those WRBY

[Anonymous No.58021026]

>>58020892
Fried chicken is Dixie cuisine you uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.58021027]

>>58020963
Who cares? Gains to be made with the China and inflation (oil, metals, crypto, etc) playbooks.

[Anonymous No.58021060]

>>58020948
Well obviously we're not actually having Chicken Fried... it's Lent we're having Fried Perch and Walleye.

[Anonymous No.58021065]

>>58021003
>Nothing has fundamentally changed this week
The market was pricing in lower inflation than what was real and the market adjusted for it since fed won't cut rates as soon as they thought. The market adjustment will last like one more day max as people learn about it.

[Anonymous No.58021078]

>>58021026
America fucking had real culture before fast food. If fucking fast food is your culture you were never fucking American to begin with, just a globohomo fucking soíboí ready to call whatever goislop the put in front of you "cuisine". I'm fucking sick of the brainwashing that "Americans" are proud of the globohomo aspects of their country instead of what made it great in the first place, the european immigrants that were so sick of other europeans they genocided a bunch of native savages and took their land and made their home.

[Anonymous No.58021102]

>>58021078
Alright Chudly we get it time for bed.

[Anonymous No.58021115]

So XXXX is the Trap remix of SPXL right?

[Anonymous No.58021116]

>>58021065
I still cannot get over the market pricing in cuts when the yield curve is this inverted

[Anonymous No.58021122]

baking

[Anonymous No.58021125]

>>58021102
Kek

[Anonymous No.58021133]

>>58021116

[Anonymous No.58021142]

if SPY returns an average of 7% every year for the next 20 years it will be $1,808.26, who would buy a whole SPY for that much?

[Anonymous No.58021144]

>>58021065
I really wouldn't call a fraction-of-a-percent change in inflation a fundamental change. These are apparently the brightest minds in finance, with constant access to high level information, and they were caught off guard by a less-than-one-percent change in a single piece of data? I call bullshit, anyone paying attention to the markets knows that the recent inflation data is a complete nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.58021143]

>>58021102
You got a problem with American history, specifically that made America great in the first place so that a faggot like you could own land? Typical self hating piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.58021162]

>>58021073
>>58021073
>>58021073

[Anonymous No.58021172]

>>58021065
>The market was pricing in lower inflation
energy etf performs well this week.

[Anonymous No.58021189]

>>58021162
anon there's still a tiny bit of life left in this one
please squeeze threads until the bitter end
leave no waste

[Anonymous No.58021205]

>>58021143
Oh jeez you are legitimately mad. Alright well you do you. Sorry for triggering you with...


A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED~
COLD BEER ON FRIDAY NIGHT~
PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT~
AND THE RADIO OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN~

[Anonymous No.58021206]

>>58021115
I have no idea what that Zoomer or Alpha slang means, but XXXX is 4x levered SPY while SPXL and UPRO are only 3x.

[Anonymous No.58021229]

[Anonymous No.58021243]

>>58021205
Newsflash you dumb fucking chicken fried faggot, the Assyrian empire no longer exists anymore. You shouldn't be celebrating the degeneracy and death of the empire you live in for it will haunt you into dark ages.

[Anonymous No.58021279]

>>58021205
I smell your fat stink from here

[Anonymous No.58021295]

>>58021116
Are you retarded? An inverted yield curve IS the market pricing in cuts.

[Anonymous No.58021568]

>>58019915
I'm making some magic mushroom fudge tonight to make my gf trip

[Anonymous No.58021661]

>>58021125
holy fucking based webm

[Anonymous No.58021669]

>>58021144
50bp print is extremely relevant