/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58012922]

Ling Ling Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Shimakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Adoba Acolytes
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

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[Anonymous No.58013022]

Will we ever see Saylor liquidated?

[Anonymous No.58013024]

>>58012922
Such a smug chink.

[Anonymous No.58013038]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.58013053]

GOOOD MOOORNING PYONGYANG

[Anonymous No.58013059]

>>58013038
My UEC bags are kinda heavy, bro

[Anonymous No.58013070]

>>58013024
>pic
Take all of my updoots, kind sir! Bing chilling!

[Anonymous No.58013125]

Short Squeeze List for degenerate gamblers :
FSR
TUP
BIG

[Anonymous No.58013139]

Stop fucking dumping AAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58013210]

Finally funded my 6 month emergency fund. I bought $3k VTSAX today, and set up for a daily $25 DCA.

AM I GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.58013220]

should i buy today?

[Anonymous No.58013226]

rate my portfolio:
>90% treasury bills
>10% otm options on crazy shit

[Anonymous No.58013287]

>French CPI EU Harmonised (Y/Y) Feb F: 3.2% (est 3.1%; prev 3.1%)
- CPI EU Harmonised (M/M) Feb F: 0.9% (est 0.9%; prev 0.9%)
- CPI (Y/Y) Feb F: 3.0% (est 2.9%; prev 2.9%)
- CPI (M/M) Feb F: 0.9% (est 0.8%; prev 0.8%)

>Let's "estimate" (haha) the mom inflation to be 0,9% (haha), thus making yoy to be 3,1%
>Oops, yoy is still 3,2%, mon dieu!
>Anyways, ratecut now

[Anonymous No.58013295]

>>58013287
fighting inflation is actually worse than inflation

[Anonymous No.58013302]

>>58013287
Every single forecast is always wrong. Every single time. Makes you wonder why they forecast it to be lower

[Anonymous No.58013314]

Get ready mumu shits!

[Anonymous No.58013337]

>>58013302
To influence the people. To influence the market. They literally did exactly that with their new inflation projection. Look at picrel. ECB thinks inflation will be 2,3% for 2023. LOL

It pumped the market, cause it implies ratecuts because they think they are done. It's like the dotplot but a shittier version that is even more wrong than the US one.

[Anonymous No.58013345]

>>58013139

[Anonymous No.58013350]

>>58013070
>Does nothing, wins
Most pics of him here are all positive due to all the Chinese shills. One way Reddits ahead, less tyrant simps.

[Anonymous No.58013351]

>>58013337
The ECB had their December moment that Powell had just with that release of their projection.

Inflation is expected to be 2,6% for feb 2024. It was 8,5% last year feb.

March 2023 was 6,9%. Let's see if March 2024, will be above 2,6% thus resulting in the same thing the US just had. Inflation is delayed in the EU. Later acceleration back in 2021-2022, later peak. Thus the yoy is different than with the US. US readings are now worse, cause the yoy effect is weakening. For the EU that would happen in around june, right when they want to cut. (june 2023 cpi was 5,5%)

[Anonymous No.58013362]

>>58013337
Normally I’d call you crazy but with all the elections this year I can see the motive.

[Anonymous No.58013371]

Should I buy SAVE? Seems like a deal. Surely they cant go out of business.

[Anonymous No.58013377]

>>58013371
Its the BBBYQ of airline stocks.

[Anonymous No.58013378]

lmao @ those nvda premarket moves
if it opens above closing on like 5 shares a minute it'd be the funniest shit today

[Anonymous No.58013382]

>>58013351
For now inflation was 2,9%, 2,8% and now probably 2,6%. How do you think you'll have 2,3% for the whole year while Oil is rising? I mean, I haven't analyzed it like them. It's just my lowest effort estimate that it will not be 2,3% judging from the weakening yoy effect along the year that is to come as well as to be expected rising oil+gasoline+diesel.

[Anonymous No.58013403]

Who of you is that?

[Anonymous No.58013425]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58013445]

free 1.2% pump on no volume kek, people are looking to get into NVDA today

[Anonymous No.58013516]

btc -6% it's over

[Anonymous No.58013528]

Even copper will not be lower in price in 2024 than in 2023, lmao look at it.

[Anonymous No.58013557]

>>58013445
Where do you guys check volume?

[Anonymous No.58013570]

>THERE IS NO TANGIBLE ECONOMIC RECOVERY YET IN SIGHT - GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTRY REPORT
IT'S ÖVER

[Anonymous No.58013625]

>>58013557
I just check it on TradingView

[Anonymous No.58013631]

>>58013516
It's -9%

[Anonymous No.58013650]

>>58013210
Once some things settle with the court that will be my agenda. Not sure how I would set it up though if I would do a t-bills ladder or just have an individual portfolio for ease of transfer.

[Anonymous No.58013673]

>>58013570
Look at DAX. Nothing matters

[Anonymous No.58013743]

>losing money on stocks
>losing money on crypto
>losing my job as well
I don't feel so good bros...

[Anonymous No.58013754]

are you ready for another day of selling OTM puts for some easy income because the market keeps pumping anyways?
I sure am

[Anonymous No.58013758]

>>58013743
Should've bought real estate

[Anonymous No.58013768]

>>58013022
>Will we ever see Saylor liquidated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5if2hthPCs

[Anonymous No.58013807]

>>58013754
Should have longed EU too. Retard recovery actually was to be expected. But you know, hope never dies (for it going down), which is a mistake.

[Anonymous No.58013841]

>>58013807
I like how it is also nothing but pumping. No trading up and down, just up. PPI, CPI, all irrelevant now. Even going up faster than it went down, lol

[Anonymous No.58013871]

>ECB's Rehn: We have started discussing rate cuts

Then you also have these guys. Fuck central banks, really. Ignore what they say. They are there to pump markets and make boomers richer

[Anonymous No.58013898]

>>58013871
Meanwhile inflation is becoming sticky in the USA as market expectations in two months has already missed by 50bp on the consumer side and producer side is reaccelerating.

[Anonymous No.58013902]

>SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

[Anonymous No.58013914]

>>58013871
they're just saying this to pump the markets they're not gonna cut and after trump gets elected they will let it collapse and blame it on trump

[Anonymous No.58013920]

amazes me that people think we can raise rates for only 2 years and inflation magically goes away forever

[Anonymous No.58013927]

>>58013898
the ECB knows that EU is heading for a recession, especially germany. I see prices on goods decreasing (used monitor etc). It is heading for deflation on specific goods because people aren't buying. I'm also not buying and waiting for the recession. I will buy a monitor today for 24 incl porto cause I think it can't really go lower. But otherwise I wouldn't. It was 29 just 2 days ago.

They want to cut as fast as possible as to avoid the recession and if inflation is higher say
>oopsie, we couldn't have seen that, our projections were lower (as if they'd meaning anything)

[Anonymous No.58013935]

>>58013914
>>58013898
They also don't increase the minimum reserve requirements for bank that all are making big profit now because of higher rates. Why not? They have money. But, because it would harm lending. Why encourage lending when you want inflation down? All EU banks pumped on that change of mind. I haven't really read into it, but it seems to be like the BASEL III you are discussing in the US.
>More reserves
>more money doing nothing => less lending
>actually it is less profits for banks

[Anonymous No.58013957]

>>58013927
The US will eventually face stagflation as the economy growth from illegal aliens matches with the sticky inflation which will weigh on businesses whose debt won't be able to be refinanced cheap enough. Europe is just full on controlled demolition.

[Anonymous No.58013967]

>>58013935
>>58013898
>>58013914
>July 27, 20236:19 PM GMT+2Updated 8 months ago
>FRANKFURT (Reuters) - European Central Bank policymakers debated raising banks' mandatory reserves to 2% from 1% of their deposits at their meeting on Thursday as part of their fight against high inflation, two sources close to the matter told Reuters.

>The move would mop up more cash from the banking system and therefore contribute to the ECB's efforts to raise borrowing costs and cool inflation, but it would also prove expensive for banks as those reserves aren't remunerated.

They scapped this. Effectively pumping markets

[Anonymous No.58013969]

>>58013673
MDAX is kinda flat this year though

[Anonymous No.58013978]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.58013979]

Ya'll excited for OPEX?

[Anonymous No.58013996]

>>58013978
nothing's red

[Anonymous No.58014014]

>>58013996
what do you mean lol
NVDA is only "up" 1%, that's basically the same as it being down 10%
it can't even pump a measly 6% pre-market what the fuck is this shitcoin

[Anonymous No.58014021]

>>58013287
>>58013337
>>58013351
>>58013382
(You) for substantive posts

[Anonymous No.58014048]

>Citi raises Micron from 95$ to 150$
>expects loss of 0,26$ per share
>5,33 billion revenue (less than even in 2017-2018) for Q2
>Q3 6 billion revenue, +0,26$ EPS

lol

[Anonymous No.58014080]

this is it fellas
we are about to be completed wiped today
looks like I will have to sell my synths to pay the bills now
ggs

[Anonymous No.58014097]

>>58014048
There is a reason I dont hold semi conductors. Every single one has a p/e of 70+

[Anonymous No.58014105]

>EU pretty much repumped the dump of yesterday.
There is no basis anymore. There is nothing you can derive the ceiling of the market anymore. Just look at this >>58014048

[Anonymous No.58014119]

>>58014097
Yeah, but Micron currently is at -17,1 P/E.
Can only go up, right?

[Anonymous No.58014170]

How we feelin today cocoa bros? Cooldown or pumpin?

[Anonymous No.58014179]

>>58014080
Don't know what you are talking about. Sounds like a "you" problem

[Anonymous No.58014198]

still have another week on my contract today is just another sleep day

[Anonymous No.58014200]

>>58014179
NVIDIA will plumet and become the biggest black swan the market has seen since dot com.
It's already over.

[Anonymous No.58014223]

I just rewatched the ECB press conference.
They actually, literally use their projection as "data" for their decisions. It is
>one of 3 criterias


Also
>https://www.youtube.com/live/H3Ty4KQIulM?feature=shared&t=2266

vs:
>HELSINKI, March 15 (Reuters) - The European Central Bank council last week began a discussion on when to reduce interest rates, council member Olli Rehn said on Friday.

[Anonymous No.58014235]

>>58014223
https://www.youtube.com/live/H3Ty4KQIulM?feature=shared&t=2266

Fuck, didn't know greentexting links would render them useless.

>First of all, we have not discussed rate cuts for this meeting
Though, don't know if she means that for March itself. Cause she says they discussed dialing back restrictive stance. That effectively is discussing rate cuts for the future. Absolute shitshow

[Anonymous No.58014239]

>>58014223
>not discussed rate cuts for this meeting, but begun discussing the dialing back of our restrictive stance.
same thing as Reuters said basically

[Anonymous No.58014249]

>>58014239
Yes, but why does Rehn use a term she pretty much emphasized to not use. She used "dialing back". Ok, this means rate cuts in the future. But she also said we didn't discuss rate this meeting (probably for this meeting).

Why is Rehn talking about it like this? Why would he repeat it what Lagarde said but phrase it differently in a why you could think it contradicts what she said.

[Anonymous No.58014255]

>nvidia is expensive PE is 100
>uuummm actually chud forward PE is 35 it's cheap
>earnings come out
>price rises
>PE is 100 again

[Anonymous No.58014301]

I don't know if I should gamble on selling my NVIDIA position.

[Anonymous No.58014305]

>>58014255
NVDAs PE is actually around like 7.5 - 9.5 if you factor in that the entire world will run on AI by 2030
it's heavily undervalued, it's basically the invention of the steam engine all over again

[Anonymous No.58014309]

Thank you, NVDA.

[Anonymous No.58014312]

Nvidia, isn't that the company that makes heating elements for deep fryers and caused all those house fires during the crysis era?

[Anonymous No.58014313]

>>58014305
So true sister
150x leverage long on NVDA now!!

[Anonymous No.58014337]

EU has reached peak MEME. With each worse data it goes higher and higher. Each dump gets reslurped the next day in a straight line up. Nuke this continent

[Anonymous No.58014359]

>>58014337
Oh no Bobo is mad because he gambled on shorts oh no :/

[Anonymous No.58014365]

Look Bobo, I think it needs to die too. The fact is though, it's not going to. At least probably not today. Just play along with the bear trap, buy calls and take your little boyfriend out this weekend.

[Anonymous No.58014394]

>>58014365
Those wicks are nasty

[Anonymous No.58014410]

>>58014359
The ECB each day brings out new statements to pump the markets. That is really maddening. I didn't even know who Rehn is.

[Anonymous No.58014443]

>>58014410
Should I buy EPOL?

[Anonymous No.58014465]

>>58014443
What has poland to do with that? They have their own central bank.

[Anonymous No.58014471]

>>58014443
No, you should buy ORLEN.

[Anonymous No.58014483]

>>58014465
I didn’t know that

[Anonymous No.58014490]

>>58014483
>He doesn't know about the Polish złoty.
It's over for you.

[Anonymous No.58014521]

what's a good stock to store 'cash' in to access quickly if you want to buy something else that's going to take off

no good etfs, and non-etfs can only be exited once a day

[Anonymous No.58014541]

I'm questioning if that tripple witching event also affects EU in the manner that US investors are also trading options on EU like they do on the S&P, but they expire a few hours earlier as EU markets close earlier, which is why EU pumps prior and stronger to the US.

Also
>That grind
Same thing as yesterday at the same time

[Anonymous No.58014560]

Rate my stack. What should I add? Take out?

[Anonymous No.58014583]

The only way to safely make it is holding stocks and writing options on margin. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.58014585]

>google search an AI tool I need
>1 quadrillion results
>ads
>news articles
>more ads
>literal ads for scam sites as first result
>more news articles
>dead links after page 2

>search on yandex for the AI tool
>first result exactly what I need
>second result a forum about that specific AI

If normies ever realize how shit google is, their stock will drop 99% in a day

[Anonymous No.58014598]

>>58014585
>normies
>realize

[Anonymous No.58014599]

>>58014560
get rid of DG, KYCCF, O
and top off
Eric
shmp
and sid
anything less than 100 shares isn't ownership

If you can't beat your kids they own you.

[Anonymous No.58014606]

>>58014585
First one makes money. Second one does not

[Anonymous No.58014609]

>>58014599
>anything less than 100 shares isn't ownership
Redpill me on this.

[Anonymous No.58014611]

>>58014585
yandex is getting worse too. but yes. Its not like search engines are all that complex to build either.

[Anonymous No.58014613]

>>58014585
>find out
No fear in that brother....tptb could do anything they wanted as we will probably see again soon.

[Anonymous No.58014620]

>>58014609
You can't sell derivatives off of less than 100 shares. Stuck with raw underlying movement for any gains.

[Anonymous No.58014624]

>>58014599
Checked and thank you anon.

What do you mean by if you can’t beat your kids they own you? That thr positions are too small?

[Anonymous No.58014633]

>>58014309
how many NVDA shares does she cost

[Anonymous No.58014639]

>>58014560
TGB

[Anonymous No.58014645]

Yields nigga. Bonds nigga. A crackhead shitting in an empty Florida housing development, nigga.

[Anonymous No.58014648]

>>58014620
>You can't sell derivatives off of less than 100 shares.
Sure, but selling derivatives is speculative, and could end up losing you potential gains.

[Anonymous No.58014657]

economic downturns have bottomed. prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.58014658]

Can't wait for this crypto shit to crash to zero so all these fucking ponzi wagies get the fuck off my board.

[Anonymous No.58014679]

you bottom or top smg?

[Anonymous No.58014698]

>>58014609
options contracts.
Say your stock is misbehaving. you can beat some money out of it. just like a dividend.
right now tho you're just bagholding penny stocks.so the options are smol
but if they grow you can make quite a lot of income.

>>58014624
no. CASH in hand is the most secure asset. its the whole point of stocks and playing this stupid game. 100 shares gives you the power to sell insurance on your ownership for cash money.

the general metaphor is owning just a few shares is like trying to drive a car with only the accelerator.
options give you a brake and steering wheel.

[Anonymous No.58014701]

classic DAX breakout attempt above 18040 (the 40 is somehow often a magical barrier) in wildswings that you can't really explain. There is no way people are trading. It's algos buying and selling the index and money floods into stocks randomly. The same time some individuals stocks got really green others suddenly red

[Anonymous No.58014705]

>>58014679
verse but I always end up topping or just getting blown. younge guys are really fucking paranoid about human connection so all they ever do is suck dick
but what about the stock market?

[Anonymous No.58014707]

I bought 20 shares of SOXL at $50 a share. AMA

[Anonymous No.58014718]

>>58013425
That is a fucked yield curve

[Anonymous No.58014729]

and just like that the overnighters meant nothing

[Anonymous No.58014732]

>>58014701
It went up so fast, you can't even react to it.

Probably was to hit stop losses and execute buy orders just to dump down again.

[Anonymous No.58014753]

>>58014732
It's triple witching day today too. Market makers will definitely try to lower the pain of their losing positions

[Anonymous No.58014756]

>>58014633
Only Jensen has that many

[Anonymous No.58014758]

>>58014658
>Bitcoin has no value
>Bitcoin will never recover from this crash
>Bitcoin will crash to zero this time
>Bitcoin will crash to zero this time
>Bitcoin will crash to zero this time
>Bitcoin will be banned
>Bitcoin will never get an ETF
>Bitcoin will never have the most successful ETF
You are here
>Bitcoin will never have the largest ETF
>Bitcoin will never replace all forms of money
>Bitcoin will never be the best investment opportunity in a century.

[Anonymous No.58014763]

And so the humans created a god in their image

[Anonymous No.58014770]

>>58014758
tfw priced out

[Anonymous No.58014773]

>>58014763
The slop is finally getting 0.00001% less shit and soulless. Keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.58014776]

>>58014729
>the ides are not yet over
ok caesar

[Anonymous No.58014777]

It's going to be another red day huh?

[Anonymous No.58014796]

spy 520 posters are fucking mental. there is not technical reason for it to continue up

[Anonymous No.58014800]

>>58014758
It's funny how proud they are of their ponzi scheme lasting as long and becoming as big as it has.

[Anonymous No.58014807]

>>58014763
>a testament to the fragility of faith and the cost of ambition unchecked by humility.
is **today** the day be see Horus sells his NVDA shares?
I have agreed to follow him if he does

[Anonymous No.58014823]

It’d be cool if it went to 500 by the 19th of april

[Anonymous No.58014828]

>>58014800
>Bitcoin will crash to zero this time
The markets are not people with learning disability

[Anonymous No.58014842]

>>58014807
>the cost of ambition unchecked by humility
SOXL holders in 2022 know a little something about this

[Anonymous No.58014874]

>>58014828
At some point it will crash to its intrinsic value of zero. It will happen, but it could be this year or in 20 years, I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.58014879]

>NY Fed empire manufacturing survey for March -20.90 vs -7.00 estimate

>US February import prices +0.3% vs +0.3% expected
>Prior was +0.8%
>Export prices +0.8% vs +0.2% expected
>Prior export prices +0.8% (revised to +0.9%)

Thanks for exporting inflation

[Anonymous No.58014897]

>>58014773
>it is at least almost getting text right
I need to lower some weights and give some negative feedback so there's less 'magic anime circles' everywhere
Adobe looks rough premarket... 505$

[Anonymous No.58014902]

>>58014828
I would buy it all then, and I doubt people would sell it for zero.

[Anonymous No.58014909]

what was adobe anon doing buying 480 put? the 200 dma was way higher.

[Anonymous No.58014916]

>>58014048
>>58014048
MU has been an untradable stock for me. If you look at their history, their shares were lower priced with higher revenue. they surfed the whole 22/23 market with negative earning per share with a higher share price. completely bullshit

[Anonymous No.58014924]

>>58014897
It looks a million times better than it deserves. It warrants the long death. How many aspiring children use their slop ?

[Anonymous No.58014923]

>>58014902
0 is a weird price. its a negative asset. costs money to run.

[Anonymous No.58014929]

slop slop slop

[Anonymous No.58014932]

>>58014909
I think adbe is just market maker shenanigans It’ll go back up

[Anonymous No.58014934]

>>58014916
You are right. I often forget about MU, because of NVDA, SMCI and AMD.

I thought NVDA was crazy, but compared to SMCI it is reasonable. Then comes AMD's insanity. And THEN comes MU.

[Anonymous No.58014946]

>>58014923
what asset doesn't cost money to maintain?

[Anonymous No.58014963]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58014966]

how did I manage to buy my 50 shares at the very top 158 price

[Anonymous No.58014967]

>>58014946
Yes, but without electricity it would simply vanish unlike oil, gas, gold etc. Stocks/shares are debattable.

[Anonymous No.58014971]

>>58014946
your virginity

[Anonymous No.58015001]

>>58014967
>Stocks/shares are debattable.
Unless you have some physical shares laying around it isn't very debatable

[Anonymous No.58015002]

>>58014946
its not so much that. its the redundancy. either the federal reserve has to go or alt-cash
that said I think it'll be the fed. once shitcoining becomes ez. everyone will have their own coin. its why I think the personal credit score is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.58015011]

>>58014800
Wish the same would happen for the US $.

[Anonymous No.58015012]

>>58014916
>This strange phenomenon, where increased expenditure and losses lead to an illogical pumping up of the ship's perceived worth, mirrors a cosmic ballet of folly and hubris. The Micron, for all its technological marvel and dominion over the stars, becomes a symbol of the irrational, a ship sailing on the tides of paradox, where logic is lost to the depths of space, and the only direction is forward, into the unknown.
Maybe MU will get some chips act money.
>>58014924
aspiring young artist will learn prompt engineering and then learn brush tools to paint over the ai slop and fix mistakes. I dont think itll mess with bara and furry artist commissions because porn addicts are willing to pay for OF slop already

[Anonymous No.58015017]

>>58015001
This is why I meant debattable as in, depends on physical or electronic. But who has them physical? Qui?

[Anonymous No.58015033]

>MNI INTERVIEW: Fed Should Get Going On Rate Cuts, Bullard Says

literally LMAo

[Anonymous No.58015057]

>>58015002
Are personal credit scores not already a thing?

[Anonymous No.58015066]

>>58014879
We just got a business update meeting, and the CFO said the higher revenue of chipmakers are mostly due to jacked up pricing than higher volume. make of that what you want
>t. backend supplier

[Anonymous No.58015068]

WHY is NVDA dumping again FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.58015069]

>>58014490
Can i use them to buy polish hookers? are dollars ok?

[Anonymous No.58015108]

>>58015033
>he contemplates raising or lowering rates
>he raises rates
>he was always going to raise rates
Why do they invite analysts if all they do is say their xmas wishlist of market movements and catalysts that will never happen

[Anonymous No.58015112]

>>58015033
I would have the biggest stiffy in the fed hikes next week (as they should).

[Anonymous No.58015156]

>>58015057
not exactly the chinese implementation is shit.

that said, that kind of a system is delving into violations of contract and destruction of "wealth" and value.
which while numbers help its mostly the realm of word boys.
its dipping into the "justice" side of values. which are variate between people and also deals with subjectivism. this is usually absolved in price. but if theres a price differential, today rather than a pound of flesh, resolution and injury can be absolved with time.
but that said, justice collapses, its not a sustainable thing. it requires a relatively static environment. stealing a bicycle is wrong, but if it costs pennies to produce a bicycle a lot of the argument is lost. Its like a man stealing a napkin or ketchup packets.

[Anonymous No.58015173]

>>58014963
Hookup hotshot material

[Anonymous No.58015174]

>>58015112
I'm prolly gonna waste all todays gains to become event hedgoor again.
sigh

[Anonymous No.58015193]

>>58015156
>it requires a relatively static environment. stealing a bicycle is wrong, but if it costs pennies to produce a bicycle a lot of the argument is lost.
It's still my bicycle, that doesn't make it any better for you to take it because it is easy to replace.

[Anonymous No.58015197]

>OIL
>GASOLINE

[Anonymous No.58015205]

>>58015174
I would bet 1k, that the fed mumbles something about being data driven and keeps the rates exactly the same.
They have never bucked the trends of what the markets expect.
I'm just bobo dreaming

[Anonymous No.58015222]

I've lost about $3000 this week.

[Anonymous No.58015227]

saar
why are you dumping

[Anonymous No.58015242]

>>58015193
Okay now go to court and pay court fees to demand the return of your napkin.

this certainly reduces the cost of justice.
are you gonna pay the bitcoin bips to write a negative napkin thief review to this mans universal public livejournal.

[Anonymous No.58015249]

>>58015174
>today's gains
You must be a member of the church of AEVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3QwEVi1IqU
^the song I will listen to at 9:30 to hype me the fuck up for the day

[Anonymous No.58015253]

>>58015068
zoom out

[Anonymous No.58015260]

>>58015222
Losses aren't real until you sell. Unless you're a degenerate gambler trading options on margin. In which case the losses are very real.

[Anonymous No.58015265]

>>58015242
You have normalized petty theft, when you should have lowered the costs of court proceedings.

AI will fix this hopefully by replacing all lawyers.

[Anonymous No.58015276]

>Globale Aktienfonds verzeichneten in der Woche bis zum 13. März beachtliche Zuflüsse, da sich die Anleger auf die starke Entwicklung der weltweiten Aktienmärkte konzentrierten und die Inflationssorgen vor der Sitzung der Federal Reserve in der kommenden Woche, die Aufschluss über den Zeitpunkt der Zinssenkungen der Zentralbank geben könnte, außer Acht ließen. Nach Angaben der LSEG verzeichneten die globalen Aktienfonds in dieser Woche Nettozuflüsse in Höhe von 22,63 Milliarden USD und damit den höchsten Bewertung in einer Woche seit der ersten Februarwoche 2022.

>global stockfunds highest net inflow in the week to 13th march since first week of feb 2022
>22,63 $ billion netinflow week ending march 13th

[Anonymous No.58015281]

Predictions for the market today, the Ides if Mars?

[Anonymous No.58015285]

Why would anyone be selling semis right now?? Looking at this week you'd think the sector is suddenly worthless but in fact it's better than ever. Selling now is full blown retard material.

[Anonymous No.58015288]

>>58015260
This but I'm still buying late ADBE puts to hedge my crippling gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.58015295]

how to profit from the fentanyl overdose

[Anonymous No.58015299]

>>58015276
>first week of feb 2022 was the start of the crash in EU and for the US pretty much start of the downtrend

[Anonymous No.58015301]

>>58014966
You saw Biden pass the chips act basically giving free money to all American chip fab companies to reshore while China threatened war with Taiwan and thought "boy I should invest in ranch".
Geopolitics are a critical part of understanding the markets. TA is a meme and means nothing.

[Anonymous No.58015307]

>>58015260
That's true. Thanks anon, I feel a little better.

[Anonymous No.58015310]

>>58015265
>lawyers
harm needs to be substantial and objective.
How you gonna fight a rape charge on your personal credit score from that one psycho chick?
every fucking time you wanna go on a date.
theres a rape thread stickied to the top of the catalog that is you.

[Anonymous No.58015311]

looks like today is going to be another bloodbath

[Anonymous No.58015324]

>>58015311
Yup. The top was last Friday. The bubble has popped.

[Anonymous No.58015339]

>>58015310
I am a vindictive and petty little man, and I refuse to apologize for it

[Anonymous No.58015358]

>>58015311
We'll make it somehow in the end, as long as Tay is on our side

[Anonymous No.58015395]

>>58015339
and thats fine.
but if you were to implement that you'd be degrading your status from High Aelf to dirty dwarf in the eyes of the algorithm.
Your complaints weakened to a dated entry in the book of grudges rather than The Aelfs Scarred Holy tree.
the tree and the page are made of the same stuff and you can choose to be either. what is meaningful to you is part of your subjectivism.

[Anonymous No.58015404]

>>58015358
TS is ug. TS yielded for Joe Biden. TS is a TikToker.

[Anonymous No.58015406]

How low does spy go today?

[Anonymous No.58015418]

just FYI i swallowed my fish oil pill sideways this morning and my throat hurts now, this has never happened before

do with this information what you will

[Anonymous No.58015422]

Look at these greedy pigs with their vega and gamma

[Anonymous No.58015427]

>>58015406
520

[Anonymous No.58015433]

>>58015418
eat some bread and milk

[Anonymous No.58015441]

>>58015422
What software is that and does it cost money to use?
IB sucks for options graphs (at least the web platform and mobile does)

[Anonymous No.58015442]

>>58015427
I like the cut of your jib bud

[Anonymous No.58015447]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58015448]

Closed most of my shorts way too early it seems. God damnit.

[Anonymous No.58015456]

Picrel

Also:
>US February industrial production +0.1% vs 0.0% expected
>Prior was -0.1% (revised to -0.5%)
Manufacturing production +0.8% vs +0.3% expected
Manufacturing prior -0.5% (revised to -1.1%)\
Capacity utilization 78.3% vs 78.5% expected

>revised
>revised

[Anonymous No.58015459]

>the head body connection
>eeks!
anyways a semi-hot milf is going to talk about sofi on bloomberg tv soon

[Anonymous No.58015466]

>SPY 5126

[Anonymous No.58015472]

>>58015441
TOS
its free with the account.
tasty is better tho if you're smol

[Anonymous No.58015473]

And just like that, the stock market was never green again.

[Anonymous No.58015478]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58015480]

>>58015473
hold onto your butt

[Anonymous No.58015481]

COMPLETE THE CANCEROUS CHODE

[Anonymous No.58015483]

>>58015478
>early
EXIT ALL POSITIONS

[Anonymous No.58015485]

>>58015478
>early
it's over

[Anonymous No.58015487]

seriously wtf was that

[Anonymous No.58015490]

>>58015478
A fitting end to the week

[Anonymous No.58015491]

>>58015472
Ser I'm not smol
I guess depends on the definition

[Anonymous No.58015493]

why were we crashing in pre-market ?

[Anonymous No.58015500]

>>58015478
were the doomer anons last night talking about 5.1 tril of options expiring today telling the truth?
is it really going to dump because of this?

[Anonymous No.58015501]

>>58015478
This does not bode well for my day trades

[Anonymous No.58015504]

Oh God NVDA

[Anonymous No.58015515]

...utta mY WAY MUMu fucki...

[Anonymous No.58015517]

holy shit

ill check back at lunch and hope its not too bad

[Anonymous No.58015520]

>>58015478
>09:29:59
SELL EVERYTHING! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!1!one

[Anonymous No.58015526]

>>58013059
50% DENN, 50% DNN

[Anonymous No.58015527]

I don’t have good feeling about today market b-b-bros

[Anonymous No.58015528]

>17 RSI
better get out now bear fucks

[Anonymous No.58015529]

HOLY FUCK GUYS
I HAD 20K ON ADOBE CALLS BUT THE IV SPIKE ON MY 500 IN LOTTO PUTS LET ME BREAK EVEN ON MARKET OPEN HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.58015531]

>cocoa back to where it was yesterday
This is what I meant when I said I'd like to wait til monday wit hshorting cocoa and why I chickened out of my shorts

[Anonymous No.58015537]

Since when did we start having tornados every year in Ohio. Shits wild

[Anonymous No.58015543]

is there a way to get a refund on your stocks if you bought at the top so that you can try to get a better result on your second attempt

[Anonymous No.58015544]

Surely you all ignore charts less than 1D

[Anonymous No.58015554]

>>58015537
city booyah over here scared of a little nader

[Anonymous No.58015559]

>>58015543
Call your credit card company anon
They will refund you as a one time courtesy

[Anonymous No.58015561]

Hope you're all short. This isn't going to be pretty.

[Anonymous No.58015571]

>>58015559
I didn't use a credit card to buy though I transfered funds from my band to vanguard directly

[Anonymous No.58015572]

>>58015543
Yes, by cashing in the short-dated, protective puts you bought on them.

Cognizant of the IRS tax consequences so you didn't buy puts on that exact holding.

[Anonymous No.58015576]

>>58015561
I'm 5'9" so im average size, id say?

[Anonymous No.58015575]

I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.58015577]

>>58015544
I will ignore everything below 1M(onth)

[Anonymous No.58015579]

>>58015571
Hmm
I'm sorry anon
Make sure to buy on your credit card next time

[Anonymous No.58015585]

So are we in free fall till Jerome speaks next week?

[Anonymous No.58015594]

>>58015585
Yes. If he uses the word disinflation (against the reality of it not being the case anymore) we will pump. If not, it's over.

[Anonymous No.58015595]

>>58015571
what kind of music do you guys make?

[Anonymous No.58015596]

>>58015579
well thanks for the advice even if I can't put it to use this time

[Anonymous No.58015598]

>TSLA green

[Anonymous No.58015599]

>>58015561
Anyone who bought over 430 deserves their ass beating. My puts are finally pumping. A week late but better late then never.

[Anonymous No.58015606]

MR Crabs doesn't know what to do.
he's flailing wildly

[Anonymous No.58015609]

>the yield curve has slowly been inverting more and more since they stopped raising rates
>they're expecting a a cut of all things
So are we just going to pretend the yield curve doesn't matter this time

[Anonymous No.58015620]

Need some veteran opinions here
I sold 2 COST puts exp today for 727.5
What do?

Should I let it run and then just accept if I get assigned?
Is there typically some kind of mid day pump that I should just buy them back at a profit?
Thoughts

[Anonymous No.58015628]

>>58015156
Visiting elderly parents is another way of saying "supporting them" because China has no social care or pension worth mentioning
If you don't finacially sustain your parents you get minus points. Interesting thattbis is supposedly a socialist state and Xi declared they got rid of poverty (i mean it was in the plan, and ofc CCP always delivers), so they don't have to pay for social care

[Anonymous No.58015627]

>>58015609
We have been playing pretend this whole time

[Anonymous No.58015630]

>What're you buying?

>What're you selling?

[Anonymous No.58015634]

went all in SQQQ, NVD, and TMV. YOU NIGGERS GETTING RUGGED

[Anonymous No.58015635]

>>58015598
For now

[Anonymous No.58015636]

/OJ bros

[Anonymous No.58015644]

>>58015636
Link to this site?

[Anonymous No.58015648]

>>58015628
It's kind of shocking how many times nation's can just repeat the mistakes of the past. Something hilariously boring like requiring citizens to put 10% of their income into globally diversified stocks and bonds and letting that account be tax free would solve everything

[Anonymous No.58015650]

>>58015620
Would you be happy owning the stock at that price? If so, don't worry about it. If not, pray they expire worthless or try to buy 'em back.

[Anonymous No.58015652]

>>58015636
How can I get over my fear of trading futures? Can't you get margin called for a bazillion dollars because OJ drops ten cents?

[Anonymous No.58015653]

>>58015644
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

[Anonymous No.58015655]

>>58015635
*HONK HOOOOONNNK*
SORRY FREN MOVE OUTTA THE WAY

[Anonymous No.58015658]

Breaking the foundation
Collapse the control
Building a revolution to heal nations
It starts within you

Slow down the fast paced world
And you will see past the illusion

[Anonymous No.58015667]

MSOX IS UP 20% BECAUSE A CHAMELEON AND SOME FATTY ARE TALKING WEED AT THE WHITEHOUSE!!!!

[Anonymous No.58015668]

>>58015620
assignment costs cash. at my broker its like $20-$40
Do you have the cash to HODL?
Do you mind ownership?

at my broker its cheaper to sell the position and reestablish it myself than letting brokerchan do it for me.

[Anonymous No.58015670]

>>58015653
Thx

[Anonymous No.58015672]

>>58015628
IMO China is less socialist and the US is more socialist than both get credit for.
China certainly has a stronger state but they're very much not communists. They did that weird pseudo fascist thing all the East Asian countries tend to gravitate towards.

[Anonymous No.58015674]

ADBE
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.58015679]

Spicy opex

[Anonymous No.58015684]

>>58015636
Is natural gas going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58015685]

>>58015636
Good oppurtunity to slurp up some female natural gas

[Anonymous No.58015690]

>>58015620
how much did you write them for?

[Anonymous No.58015692]

>>58015672
>weird fascist thing
You mean communism?

[Anonymous No.58015693]

buy sell all now!

[Anonymous No.58015698]

You did load up on shorts while you still could right? History is repeating itself

[Anonymous No.58015700]

>>58015528
Uh huh, sure

[Anonymous No.58015714]

>>58015650
>Would you be happy owning the stock at that price?
Yes, but I'd like to write more puts next week
>>58015668
Good to know. I think it's free at my brokerage
>>58015690
Avg cost basis of $5/contract

[Anonymous No.58015720]

>>58015692
Kek

[Anonymous No.58015728]

>every stock is dumping except BA which is pumping

what the fuck is wrong with this shit

[Anonymous No.58015734]

this is one of the catalysts btw

[Anonymous No.58015735]

>>58015728
Msos and MSOX are pumping.

[Anonymous No.58015740]

>>58015734
Lmao
As if she would be able to break the glass of any car

[Anonymous No.58015749]

Babylon, your days are numbered
The time
The time approaches
Arms raised (Raised)
Eyes gaze (Gaze)
Tongues of fire whisper (Fire Whispers)
This life (Life) will soon (Soon) slip away (Away)
Fall

Babylon, you will fall
Your days are numbered
The time approaches
No one hear you cry as you fall
Fall, fall, fall


>>58015459
For me it is Kailey Leinz

[Anonymous No.58015753]

>>58015674
Fuck Adobe. Photoshop has been a bloated mess for at least a decade and they fucked up or abandoned every decent Macromedia product that they took over after they bought them.

[Anonymous No.58015755]

What is this Jewish trick of keeping NVDA down?

[Anonymous No.58015756]

>>58015734
I'm sure there's an asian driver joke to be had here somewhere.

[Anonymous No.58015761]

$HE is +2% from yesterday. I did tell anons . . .

[Anonymous No.58015764]

>>58015728
AMD is also pumping which is absurd

[Anonymous No.58015768]

>>58015295
>have all these opportunities to make money
>country filled with wealth, resources, oceans as borders, bunch if fertile land, even geothermal potential is largest, rare earth minerals, gas, crude, woods, water, huge rivers to cheaply navigate, not commies
>startup and business friendly culture and systems
>get jacked on fentanyl or pain medicine because you are bored
I saw a show where a guy in some dump like Detroit, or somewhere in one of the bigger cities in the rustbelt, was on meth for 12 years, and finances that by doing random shit for nice sums of money. Like guy removed a shit engine from a shitbox, and the guy that paid him had the tools and the little crane
He got 400$ for max 2.5h of work, probably 1h. Beaner guy that asked him to do it lived close by, same ghetto. So he was not some rich fuck
Guy immediately went to his dealer

[Anonymous No.58015772]

ffffffffFFFFFFUUUCCCKKKKKM

[Anonymous No.58015790]

>>58015295
Ice cream.

[Anonymous No.58015792]

>it was a good day

[Anonymous No.58015796]

>>58015755
oh fuck off. nvidia was overvalued at 500, and it is EXTREMELY OVERVALUED now. it's a bubble and anyone with half a brain can recognize it. ai has always been a fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.58015799]

NVDA is green lol
Nevermind it's red again

[Anonymous No.58015805]

>>58015755
The trick was getting it that high in the first place.

[Anonymous No.58015810]

time for mumu slaughter

[Anonymous No.58015812]

>>58014560
>Tfw when you invested in SIMP and are down 92%

[Anonymous No.58015822]

>>58015796
NOOOOO THEY WILL HECKIN GROW REVENUE FOREVER AI WILL TAKE PEOPLES JOBS BRUH

[Anonymous No.58015827]

>>58015714
ya you're profitable down to 722.5

in my opinion you're fine unless todays the no good very bad day.
Put in an order to buy them back for $1.02 and you'll you might catch it on an upswing.

right now you're at 200-300 profit. per contract. on just the crush.
>>58015714
if you own the shares you can write the puts for 0 cost basis

[Anonymous No.58015832]

>>58015740
I carry one of those special hammers in my car with the heavy metal point on one side and a safety/boat knife to cut seatbealts on the other.
It's not like you'll be able to open doors/operate windows under water.

[Anonymous No.58015836]

>triple witching day

[Anonymous No.58015837]

BUDDY LOOK AT FUTURES COMPUTER
WE TOLD YOU TWO WEEKS AGO

[Anonymous No.58015839]

>>58015755
Everyone wants cheapies for the event next week
Return to 980 by next Friday

[Anonymous No.58015843]

Is it gonna rebound or should i get on the SQQQ train?

[Anonymous No.58015845]

>>58015839
delusional

[Anonymous No.58015852]

Finally AMD is going up

[Anonymous No.58015854]

>>58015734
we all know her tesla got hacked

[Anonymous No.58015856]

>>58015845
Yeah he is. We'll be over $1k by next Friday.

[Anonymous No.58015857]

intc bros, i think we've found a healthy bottom here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXNZaHuKWNA

[Anonymous No.58015858]

>>58015839
>the event

[Anonymous No.58015859]

>>58012922
does it ever get better?

[Anonymous No.58015860]

holy fuck all the stock i want are at a discount. im just gonna, idk, buy more

[Anonymous No.58015864]

>>58015843
Tech is done. Depression/weight loss drugs are in.

[Anonymous No.58015867]

>>58015859
only if you sell it all now

[Anonymous No.58015866]

US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Mar P: 76.5 (est 77.1; prev 76.9)
- Current Conditions Mar P: 79.4 (est 79.7; prev 79.4)
- Expectations Mar P: 74.6 (est 75.1; prev 75.2)
- 1 Yr Inflation Mar P: 3.0% (est 3.1%; prev3.0%)
- 5-10 Yr Inflation Mar P: 2.9% (est 2.9% ; prev 2.9%)

>expect it to be lower than last month
>it's still lower than expected
>but inflation expectation is down
LOL

[Anonymous No.58015871]

>>58015839
it will close green today

[Anonymous No.58015870]

baking

[Anonymous No.58015874]

>>58015860
which ones do you want

[Anonymous No.58015876]

>>58015859
>still in bloated tech stocks when we have been rotating to new sectors already

[Anonymous No.58015877]

>>58015871
I think we're gonna get an afternoon pump over $900 desu

[Anonymous No.58015879]

>>58015864
My fucking NOVO is down too though

[Anonymous No.58015882]

>>58015867
but i’ll be selling at a loss

[Anonymous No.58015886]

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOWNNNN

[Anonymous No.58015891]

>>58015761
I picked up 20 call options. I listened to you. You were noticed and I believed in you. I even watched the yt stream of them voting on it. I had no idea solar water heating was a thing before the stream. I learned from watching it. I might get some long otm calls on them next month.

[Anonymous No.58015893]

>>58015887
>>58015887
>>58015887
>>58015887
>>58015887


Fresh

[Anonymous No.58015898]

>>58015882
better to sell now and take the loss than to baghold and take an even bigger loss. don't become a baggie lmao.

[Anonymous No.58015909]

>>58015843
dunno about a bounce. but rn the NvDA momentum is down.
until that changes its not a bounce.

[Anonymous No.58015999]

its ok guys ill make everything do the inverse that it's doing just let me liquidate all my positions

[Anonymous No.58016005]

>>58015796
Not a meme but definitely way over valued. AI will take off after a crash just like the dot com bubble. Likely a decade from now.

[Anonymous No.58016066]

>>58014309
she looks old

[Anonymous No.58016094]

>>58015734
I live near water so everyone knows to have an emergency hammer in your car to break window and cut seatbelts

[Anonymous No.58017089]

>>58015866
>r Inflation Ma
Inflation expectation has bottomed.

[Anonymous No.58017123]

>>58015796
> https://www.anandtech.com/show/19995/cloud-provider-gets-23-billion-debt-using-nvidias-h100-as-collateral

when NVDA can print money, its price is still cheap.