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>Buys a nignog mobile instead of 10 BTC at the bottom

Crypto Quant Analyst PhD

>> No.57997826

>posting the pricetag
Classy

>> No.57997827

His dad is flexing it on LinkedIn?

>> No.57997843

>>57997827
yea kek
Taycan is also the fastest depreciating porsche in the entire line-up. So he spent $730k on something that's worth $50k now

>> No.57997859

>>57997843
how did you fuck up a 1 into a 7

>> No.57997871
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57997871

What is even the point of getting a sports car if you look like Cowen?

>> No.57997882

>>57997859
I didn't

>> No.57997885

>>57997871
The point is you look like Cowen

>> No.57997893

>>57997859
>what is opportunity cost

>> No.57997909

>>57997808
And he still looks like a walmart employee with that hair.

>> No.57997910

>>57997893
>>57997882
Shut the fuck up you clearly typod and are now trying to pretend he would have bought the bottom and sold the top with no mistakes along the way

>> No.57997928

>>57997910
He’s a quant TA analyst. Catching bottoms is his job, but he failed miserably

>> No.57997931

>>57997808
>$160k
just to be stuck in traffic, go 80mph max, get lane-cucked by cyclists in the city AND get get car keyed by certain individuals

>> No.57997945

>>57997808
>Cowen
>w
>w->h
>...

Nice try, merchant man.

>> No.57997948

>>57997871
Where is he now I wonder. Living it up in Dubai or rolled and robbed in some Detroit favela. You'd think he'd give his fellow anons an update every now and again.

>> No.57997952

>>57997808
I made a cool porsche that looks cooler than his it's yellow with blue rims and the inside is blue fabric seats can't wait to flex it in front of the chads and stacies

>> No.57997953

>>57997910
>typod
He literally bought it in November 2022. He probably even sold 10 BTC at $16k to buy it, kek

>> No.57997955

>>57997808
>>57997871
>buying overpriced shit with your gains
N-i-g-g-e-r tier

>> No.57997977

>>57997952
I made my G5 plane, all plated gold with red leather seats inside.

>> No.57998014

>>57997948
North Carolina
I got banned for posting his address last time

>> No.57998059

>buying the first year of a new car model
extremely poor judgement

>> No.57998061

americans are so fucking weird

>> No.57998066

>>57997808
>>57997826
>>57997827
>>57997893
>>57997945
>>57997955
>>57997953
>>57998061
>>57998059

>Being so stupid

This guy does not hold any crypto retards. He is an entertainer. He makes money of youtube.

He doesnt know how to trade, how to do TA, what coins to buy. It is entertainment only. He talks about shit. It is not financial advice. He does not hold any crypto himself. He makes money from youtube videos, sponsors, that sort of shit. The crypto market is entirely irrelevant to him

>> No.57998075

>>57997928
Ok so he did it perfectly but just did the opposite of what you're supposed to do at the bottom

>> No.57998400

>>57997808
This must be a Jew thing

>> No.57998424

>>57997871
>>57997955
If this is less than 5% of your networth and got you access to some pump and dump sluts, totally worth it.

>> No.57998433

>>57997808
>implying he paid 160k cash for it

>> No.57998830

>>57998066
This and (You) idiots keep consoooooming

>> No.57998867

The taycan has the largest loss of value of any porsche

Lol lmao

>> No.57999227

>>57998867
And it's the worst spec imaginable, baby blue kek. This thing is depreciation on steroids.

I wonder how cash is king sidelineoors feel that their Into the Cryptoverse Premium (TM) money went into this nigmobile while they were advised to miss the generational bottom.

>> No.57999237

Here I am with 400k in total assets worried about buying a used lexus with a 3 year warranty.

Should I do it bros? Would cost 450$ a month but it's super nice and gets 50mpg. My current car is 12 years old with 130k miles.

>> No.57999263

So not only was he in full cash at the bottom, he also bought a 160K rapidly depreciating asset at the bottom? lmao

>> No.57999270

>>57997808
Hey, that's my quant!
>I need to get a cat

>> No.57999312

>>57999237
Keep your old car until you make 7fig hell

>> No.57999336

>>57999237
What's wrong with your current car?

>> No.57999341

>>57999237
>buying a car
>Paying it every month

You dont buy a car, you are renting it.

>> No.57999353

>>57999237
>$450 a month
Ok but what is the total cost?

>> No.57999448

>>57999336
>>57999353
Minor electrical problems, its starting to burn oil and by the fact that it's an old Chrysler I'd like to get out of it while they'll still give me 5500 for it.

The lexus costs 32.5k, it's in mint perfect condition with a nice brown interior. No dealer or bullshit fees with theses guys. 3 year unlimited mile warranty and it gets 50 mpg. It's a 2021 es300h.

Way I see it, it's cheaper than a new camry or accord with a better warranty.

>> No.57999490

>>57999448
I also own a 650k home and have 280k left on the mortgage at 3%. So it's not like my living situation is grim.

>> No.57999501

Why does his son look 45?

>> No.57999564

>>57997871
>ugly cringe vehicle
>5 years ago before link even took off
>at a construction site
There's so much wrong with this.

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>>57997808
Bitcoin will reach 1 million dollars